itt times you acted like The Founder (2016)

Everyday at the brothel

>I just put it in my mouth?

>>212922653 (OP)
>DO I FUCK IT?

>>212924199
INCELDUR, HAVE SEX!

>>212924213
>HOW DO I EAT IT?

>be me
>get a double filet o fish
>tastes like shit
>drunk drive back to McDonald's
>"What is this? Did you shit in this??"
>staff are confused
>start founding a new diarrhea stream in the carpark
>can't go back because they wrote down my number plate
>tfw

>>212922653 (OP)
when the wagie server never comes back to collect the bill and I follow them and ask "How do I pay??" I make retarded founder face

>these comies and their cult of personality
>anyway time to watch a movie about a
the McDonalds founder

>Be me go to McDonald’s
>Im secretly the founder of McDonald’s going undercover at one of my local establishments
>Spit on a homeless man outside
>Go inside and order the McDonald’s signature McDonald’s sandwich, Frenched fries and a soda beverage
>Receive order of McDonald’s sandwich delight
>Unwrap that sweet sweet Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich
>Start fucking it
>Im gonna fucking squirt
>Man about to order says “I’ll have what he’s having”
>Grandma backs away from her walker and starts break dancing