Thread 212923018

What are we going to do without him? What will the country do without him?

>>212923018 (OP)
I forgot he even existed after leaving the Daily Show.

>>212923018 (OP)
if he has any business sense he would start streaming on twitch after his contract expires

>>212923101
Playing Among Us?

God he's gonna be so much more insufferable, isnt he.
Next season youll have anti-trump fags praise every episode as peak comedy because thats what they do.
He'll play a victim, making constant "joke" references to his end
And then two years away he'll have some "brave" podcast

>>212923018 (OP)
I'll have two scoops in his memory.

>>212923018 (OP)
He will create a podcast that everyone on the left will argue is the best, most clever, and most popular, but hardly anyone will actually listen to it, except for few YouTube clips

>>212923018 (OP)
Its not enough that his show got cancelled, I wish he died so we could truly be rid of him.

>>212923018 (OP)
It's an obvious business ploy. They pretend the show is going off the air, but only after one more year, to give people time to tune in for the last hurrah. Then when the supposed last episode arrives, they announce that thanks to all the new viewers, they can keep the show running. This is textbook FOMO manipulation.

>>212923077
The Colbert Report was legendary. He should go back to that.

>>212923018 (OP)

He could do a Conan style podcast for the rest of his days and make good bank, but I think he believes he's too important to sink that low. He'll try something on Netflix or HBO and fail.

>>212923018 (OP)
He was good in the first couple seasons of Venture Bros

>>212923171
spoken like a true conspiracy brained retard

>>212923175
That's actually what I meant. I got the 2 shows mixed up.

>>212923175
It's too late for that. The gravy train is over. He is a cucked liberal stooge that spent the past decade making propaganda for the DNC. He can't claim to be a voice of reason when he's cashing government checks.

>>212923018 (OP)
Just keep bringing up why trump is running a full cover up of the Epstein list along with all his shills here, more than the obvious that trump is at the top of it given that's the real reason he was fired.

>>212923170
Hope he joins that Amazon LOTR shit as a (((consultant))) and fucks right off for the next couple years spinning his wheels behind the scenes, cashing checks and never ever never directly facing the lens of a camera.

>>212923018 (OP)
There's only a couple hundred thousand watching age under 50. You can only get so many ad dollars from prep meds and funeral plot reservations.

>>212923175
I dont think he mentally could. I genuinely believe he couldnt pretend to be a Trump supporter even as a satire character.

>>212923202
Silly me. I forgot that corporations never lie to make more money.

>>212923018 (OP)
Rejoice

>>212923170
>wishing death on someone cuz he made fun of Daddy Blumpf
Do rightoids really?

>>212923933
>see a post online
>"LETS TALK ABOUT TRUMP THOUGH"
truly rent-free, in your head.

>>212923018 (OP)
I'm sure he'll start some shitty podcast that no one will watch.

>>212923361
We'd get something like Alec Baldwin's seething, hate filled impression. Which just isn't funny.

>>212923171
No, there's no money in late night. It's all going away.

>>212923018 (OP)
>without
He'll just go back to cable/streaming and probably still clear 7 figures annually