Well, /tv/?

Movies are so fucking embarrassing. Things are only gonna get worse, what kid is growing up today and thinking "yeah I wanna make a movie".

>>212924371 (OP)
We'll be too busy fighting in WW3 to care about slop.

>>212924371 (OP)
I will probably watch dunc 3 and shrek

>>212924711
2 more weeks?

>>212924371 (OP)
Sloppa 2 is coming out?!

>>212924371 (OP)
>Clayface
Are they copying Sony in the "C-list villain solo movies without the hero" retardation?

>>212924371 (OP)
what is "the dish"?

>>212925394
a sequel to the menu im guessing

>>212924454
Just two more weeks.

>>212924711
who the fuck is we nigga

>>212924711
>We

Proof nolan and denis movies are slop

>>212924371 (OP)
>>212925394
>>212925454
Here’s some clarification on the upcoming films — including their production companies and brief descriptions:
>Scream 7 (Paramount Pictures)
>Cat in the Hat (Warner Bros. Animation)
>Hoppers (Disney Pixar)
>The Bride! (Warner Bros.) – A punk-rock take on Bride of Frankenstein, set in modern times. Christian Bale plays the monster, Jessie Buckley is the bride, and Jake Gyllenhaal also stars.
>Super Mario Bros. 2 (Universal Pictures / Illumination)
>The Mummy (Warner Bros. & New Line Cinema) – A horror film directed by Lee Cronin.
>The Mandalorian and Grogu (Disney & Lucasfilm)
>Masters of the Universe (Amazon MGM Studios) – A $200 million big-budget theatrical release directed by Travis Knight.
>Scary Movie 6 (Paramount Pictures) – The Wayans brothers return as directors.
>The Dish – Directed by Steven Spielberg, written by David Koepp. A UFO/alien story in the spirit of Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
>Toy Story 5 (Disney Pixar)
>Supergirl (DC Studios)
>Minions 3 (Universal Pictures & Illumination)
>Moana (Live Action) (Disney) – Starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Maui.
>The Odyssey (Universal Pictures) – A new film by Christopher Nolan.
>Spider-Man: Brand New Day (Sony Pictures & Marvel Studios/Disney) – Directed by Destin Daniel Cretton.
>Clayface (DC Studios) – A horror film based on the Batman villain, with a story by Mike Flanagan. Small budget (~$40 million).
>The Legend of Aang: The Last Airbender (Paramount Animation) – First film from Avatar Studios, based on the Nickelodeon series.
>The Hunger Games: Sunrise of the Reaping (Lionsgate) – A prequel focused on Haymitch Abernathy.

>Ice age 6
what the fuck, I thought they only had two movies

>>212924371 (OP)
and I'm getting a popcorn vessel for every one

>>212925597
>>212924371 (OP)
>Narnia – Based on The Magician’s Nephew, directed by Greta Gerwig. Produced by Netflix and IMAX with a $200 million budget. Exclusive IMAX release window (2 weeks), followed by a Netflix premiere on Christmas Day.
>Jumanji – Sequel to the last Dwayne Johnson-led film (Sony Pictures).
>Ice Age 6 (Disney) – Although Blue Sky Studios is closed, Disney is continuing the franchise.
>Dune: Part Three (Warner Bros. Pictures & Legendary Pictures)
>Avengers: Doomsday (Marvel Studios & Disney)
>Shrek 5 (DreamWorks Animation & Universal Pictures)
>Werwulf – A medieval European horror film directed by Robert Eggers, produced by Universal Pictures and Focus Features.

It's also possible that a Godzilla Minus One sequel will be released in 2026

>>212924454
>what kid is growing up today and thinking "yeah I wanna make a movie".
ironic that any phone can be used to make a film now, yet they are instead sedating everyone to the point that people don't become creative in the first place.

>no avatar
Oh they scared

>>212924371 (OP)
I didn't know they were having another go at Avatar

>>212925597
>Christian Bale plays the monster, Jessie Buckley is the bride
nice that Jessie is still getting work.

>>212925682
Well, avatar 3 is coming this year. Avatar 4 is in 2030

>>212925694
It's an animated sequel film to the original Nick series

more like a big year for slop.
the only films I'm minimally interested in are The Bride, The Odyssey and Werfulf

>>212924371 (OP)
Supergirl and Clayface because Superman worked.
The Odyssey should be an interesting failure at least.
Narnia and The Dish because at least there are real directors involved.
Avatar movie might be worthwhile it really depends.

>Shrek 5
>Minions 3
>Ice Age 6
>Toy Story 5
>Scary Movie 6
>Scream 7

>

>>212924371 (OP)
muh yummy basedtendo
muh yummy werwulf
thats prolly it

>>212925766
All slop too. If it’s on that list its popslop

>>212925820
blame audiences for giving Jurassic World 4 a huge global opening.
normies are flocking to see films which have zero chance of being good, then complaining about movies being bad.

>>212925833
Odyssey seems more like a hilarious act of directorial hubris.
the Narnia movie is at least based on a book which hasn't been adapted before (of course if it succeeds it will immediately be followed by tLtWatW)

Is The Dishes a spin off to Beauty and the Beast?

>>212925820
they realized that the cow replenishes its own milk if they wait for a bit

>>212924371 (OP)
Scary movie 6 is the only one Im gonna see but im not getting my hopes up too much. Even tho its the Wayans directing again its been like 23 fucking years, not sure if they still "got it" but I hope so.

>>212924371 (OP)
>DUNC and Avengers on the same day
not gonna happen

>>212924371 (OP)
STAR WARS
FLAZZBOT
and
GLUPPO

>>212924371 (OP)
This picture makes me depressed

>>212924371 (OP)
So much slop

>>212924371 (OP)
I predict Mario, Toy Story, Minions, Moana, Spiderman, and Narnia will be the top movies
but none of them will actually be good and Spider Man will introduce Miles
The Odyssey will go through multiple rewrites and reshoots to make it more palatable for audiences basically including every mythological character ever known like the cyclops and the hydra and subtle ones including Achilles
I cant imagine Scream doing well because the last one was just boring and an excuse to throw Jenna Ortega into a movie to cash in on Wednesday's popularity
Scary Movie 6... I mean there aren't that many horror movies to choose from that did well. I imagine Megan will be one, and they already made fun of SAW for an entire movie
Jumanji will be box office poison if it includes The Rock. Charismatic as he is, he tends to take over any project and try to write it around himself
Mandalorian can do well if they focus on making it more of an old Clint Eastwood spaghetti western instead of
>and lets give it up for CG Luke!
>and here's Boba Fett!
>is that a Revan mask we're teasing!?
pushing the Mandalorian off to the side in his own show
Clayface has potential if they make him a sympathetic villain like they did with Joker. Show him as a struggling actor, getting a big break, then the studio remaking it without him. Maybe even don't show actual Clayface until late in the movie, just have shadows and show him slowly getting revenge
Masters of the Universe I just cant see working. Most people who watched it are way too old to care
Shrek may do well despite the new art style, though I don't think it will do more than Last Wish, but maybe. Shrek 4 was just so awful I cant see people being that interested
Hunger Games was never good
Last Airbender has been done twice already
Avengers hasn't even introduced Doom yet and the nu-avengers don't resonate with audiences
Dune is so boring but who knows
If Tom Cruise couldn't save The Mummy I really don't think anyone can

>>212924711
>we
that’s a good goy

>>212926390
Who gives a fuck

>>212924711
There will not be a ww3

do they really call it "the MANDALORIAN and GROGU"? and still have "star wars" logo on top? the show is being marketed exclusively for the top IQ individuals

>>212926390

>>212925820
->Toy Story 5

Don’t worry I’m sure The Incredibles 3 and Monsters Inc. 2 are right around the corner too

>>212925960
We literally said its ayy lmao kino from Spielberg

>>212924371 (OP)
Looks like a aisle at Toys R Us. Fuckin embarrassing

>>212926124
Same. I haven’t seen them do shit in a while now. I miss coming home from school and watching The Wayans Bros show with my brother

>>212924371 (OP)
>7
>6
>5
>6
>5
Total hollywood death.

at least i have my high quality video games to keep me entertained

>The Bride
>The Mummy
Are they still trying to revive The Dark Universe or are these unrelated?

at least 2 of those movies will flop due to the world cup.

>>212924371 (OP)
>Toy Story 5

Do normies really love sequelslop/reboot slop that much?

>>212924371 (OP)
>only 8 movies are not explicitly just for children/manchildren
>only 1 is seemingly an original story
This is fucked.

>>212924371 (OP)
>The Mandalorian AND GROGU

I don't know what's worse, Disney films getting its 5th sequel or some shitty, animated, Disney movie being turned into a live-action film.

>>212924371 (OP)
Is this a preview of shitposting to come?

>>212927058
Yes

>>212926812
Read >>212925597
They are from Warner Bros unrelated to Universal

I think this is the first time we get a Mummy film from another studio

>>212924711
You doomsayers have been promisint me WW3 and nuclear holocaust for the last 70 years. You are worse than Rapture believers.

>>212924711
enjoy your draft, i'm on a permanent medical disqualification waiver

>>212926390
The Mandalorian is the lady Mandalorian now. I'm calling it now it's going to be about the 3 kids and their not dragons flying around being gay and by that I mean homosexuals.

>>212924371 (OP)
I can only imagine Moana will go the way of most of the other live action remakes
>girlboss
>don't need no man
>maui takes a backseat and proves himself incompetent
>an ancient evil awakens and only you can save the entire island NO the world!
they did it to belle, they did it to mulan, they did it to jasmine

>>212925393
yes

>>212926390
you literally know nothing kek

Bunch of nice Criterion BluRays are 50% off right now.

>>212927241
We literally saw the leaked trailer...its Pedro and baby Yoda sidequest vs empire

>>212927342
I bought 500 dollars worth of them earlier in the month.

>>212924371 (OP)
Scream and Hunger Games of course.

How many of these are existing IPs?

>>212924371 (OP)
The Dish is the working title for now, we still don't have an official title though some new rumours suggest it's called The Disclosure Event:
>Steven Spielberg is directing an upcoming American science fiction film from a screenplay by David Koepp based on a story by Spielberg.[1] The film stars Emily Blunt, Josh O'Connor, Colin Firth, Eve Hewson, Colman Domingo and Wyatt Russell. The film is scheduled to be released in the United States by Universal Pictures on June 12, 2026.

>>212926597
Yeah I like my idea better
>Prequel where Beast is a total jerk and uses one of the dishes as a chamber pot
>Dishes hatch a plan to murder the beast for traumatizing their Mom
>Are about to pull it off but have a change of heart right at the end
>Hatch a plan to get him a girlfriend
>Leads into the original movie

>>212927519
Disney shill slop eater

>>212927546
>Mommy nooooooo he has defiled you!
>That's the last straw I'm going to burn this whole castle down!
>I'm going to find some kooky alchemist old man to make my candle powers into weapons
>Daddy don't do it he's not worth it! You'll become Le Beast if you kill the beast!
>Wow you're pretty smart for a teacup
Tell me that's not more interesting then Spielberg cgi bs

>>212927409
werwulf
clayface
I'm guessing the bride and Hoppers
The Dish
those seem to be the only movies that haven't been done before
I guess you can say Supergirl but that had a tv series

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>>212925597
o shit, based. we are overdue for a good ayy movie

Yes, '26 is shaping up to be a big year for movies! Which film are you most excited about?

The Blackbird (Lon Chaney) January 11
Hands Up! (Raymond Griffith) January 14
The Sea Beast (John Barrymore) January 15
The Devil's Circus (Norma Shearer) February 15
Mare Nostrum (Rex Ingram) February 15
Torrent (Greta Garbo) February 21
La Bohème (Lillian Gish) February 24
The Black Pirate (Douglas Fairbanks) March 8
The Bat (Roland West) March 14
Tramp, Tramp, Tramp (Harry Langdon) March 21
For Heaven's Sake (Harold Lloyd) April 1
The Volga Boatman (Cecil B. DeMille) April 4
Brown of Harvard (William Haines) May 2
Sparrows (Mary Pickford) May 14
It's the Old Army Game (W. C. Fields) May 24
Ella Cinders (Colleen Moore) June 6
The Road to Mandalay (Lon Chaney) June 28
The Son of the Sheik (Rudolph Valentino), July 9
Mantrap (Clara Bow) July 24
So This is Paris (Ernst Lubitsch) July 31
Don Juan (John Barrymore) August 6
The Scarlet Letter (Lillian Gish) August 9
Beau Geste (Ronald Colman) August 25
3 Bad Men (John Ford) August 28
Battling Butler (Buster Keaton) September 18
The Strong Man (Harry Langdon) September 19
The Temptress (Greta Garbo) October 10
The Sorrows of Satan (D. W. Griffith) October 12
The Winning of Barbara Worth (Ronald Colman) October 14
The Great K & A Train Robbery (Tom Mix) October 17
The Better 'Ole (Sad Chaplin) October 23
The Magician (Rex Ingram) October 24
So's Your Old Man (W. C. Fields) October 25
Upstage (Norma Shearer) November 7
Exit Smiling (Beatrice Lillie) November 14
The Great Gatsby (Herbert Brenon) November 21
Old Ironsides (James Cruze) December 6
What Price Glory? (Raoul Walsh) November 23
Tell It to the Marines (Lon Chaney) December 23
Flesh and the Devil (Greta Garbo) December 25

Hunger Games, unironically.

>>212924371 (OP)
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>>212928556
This

>>212927519
>>212927546
>>212927656
Another episode...

>>212924371 (OP)
DUNC desu
Read Messia and wonder how they are gone patch it together after what they left with 2.

>>212924371 (OP)
Looks like it'll be another year of going to the theater to get popcorn, turning 360 degrees and walking away for me

>>212929271
Why

>>212927377
Same, but that's because I got the CC40 boxset for $400.

>>212929162
Denis cannot faithfully adapt Messiah with how he ended Dunc 2. Alia isn't born yet, and Chani is skeptical of Paul. Dunc 3 is going to be 100% Jewish subversion, which is ironic because the novel is already about how the Jihad fucked up and Paul has to die so Leto II can take over.

>>212924371 (OP)
>Narnia
>Jumanji
>Masters of the Universe
Which will be the most Niggered of these?
Wonder how the will handle it for Narnia without implying the mom cheated. I guess some of the siblings will have to be adopted kek.

Allegedly there's one more Disney animation film coming out next year. Chance it may be Penelope (although that could've been the unnamed cancelled film). Would be nice for Disney to do an actual classic fairy tale

>>212924371 (OP)
>The Super Mario Bros 2 Movie
Please have Wario and Waluigi in the post-credits scene.
>>212925622
>Wonka hat popcorn vessel
>$29.99
Could they have at least sold the hat with a mix of blueberry and chocolate flavored popcorn? Paying $30 for a hat without the exclusive Violet and Augustus flavoring is a fucking rip off.

>sequel, remake, NEW, NEW, sequel, remake
>adaptation, adaptation, sequel, NEW, sequel, adaptation
>sequel, sequel, adaptation, sequel, adaptation
>adaptation, sequel, remake, remake, sequel
>sequel, sequel, sequel, NEW

out of 26, ONLY 4 are NEW
And knowing Disney it's probably shitty gay cartoons, so we left with
>The Dish
And
>Werwulf
Eggers and noname

Fucking grim, its so OVER

>>212924371 (OP)
The ride never ends

>>212925393
Jim Carrey could play funny and dramatic Clay Face

>>212930020
>spielberg
>no name

Locksmith are releasing Wed Wabbit next year, from the writer of Pirates (in an adventure with scientists). You'd better watch it if you want to support non-slop. It's a crime how much Ron's Gone Wrong got ignored.

>>212930154
I didn't know it was him, maybe alien movie can still work.
So Eggers (gonna torrent this one) and Dish probably can be decent

>>212925394
Spielberg's movie about october 7 or soemthing

>>212925597
>The Odyssey
>Tom Holland Zendaya

I NEVER WANT TO SEE A MOVIE WITH THESE 2 EVER AGAIN

>>212930338
Ugly

>>212930329
Its about ufos and aliens, a small town story and a scientist protag or something with coverup

>>212927377

>The Odyssey
>The Mummy
>Supergirl
>Clayface
>Scream 7
>Werwulf
>DUNC 3

for me

>>212924371 (OP)

>Wanting to watch Scream after they killed off Dewey and shoah'd the young cast
>Wanting to watch a Blumhouse Mummy after he somehow fucked up Wolfman
>Wanting to watch a Mandalorian after that dogshit last season
>Wanting to watch a Supergirl movie where she won't get naked
>Wanting to watch a Spiderman movie that is nothing but cinematic universe team up slop again
>Wanting to watch Avengers: WE'RE DESPERATE AS FUCK edition
>Wanting to watch lily rose depp do anal with a guy in a wolf suit

>>212924371 (OP)
For me it's this

>>212924371 (OP)
this is depressing

>>212924371 (OP)
yall wouldve been eaten good but you dont give new ips a chance

>>212924371 (OP)
>crap
>crap
>mega crap

>another mummy movie

fucking hell

>>212924371 (OP)
Not a single movie I want to see out of the entire list. Wow.

>>212924371 (OP)
>sequel
>remake
>Furry slop
>female director
>sequel
>remake
>Starwars slop
>live action remake
>sequel
>steven jewberg slop
>sequel
>capeshit
>sequel
>live action remake
>remake
>capeship
>capeshit
>live action remake
>live action young adult novel
>remake
>remake
>sequel
>sequel
>capeshit
>sequel
>potential dafoe kino

>>212926921
well they are eating up superman, so..

>>212927342
>>212927377
which site?

>>212930815
It just doesn't look interesting, I'd rather watch a Galaxy High movie

>>212930964
not even the Spielbergo movie?

>>212925597
>>The Legend of Aang: The Last Airbender (Paramount Animation) – First film from Avatar Studios, based on the Nickelodeon series.
le superduper Aang Skywalker is hiding in a far off land because he feels guilty about....le thing and spunky talented bender girlboss has to set him straight yaaaaaas

>>212925597
Thanks anon, wew I completely forgot there was ever a Scary Movie 5, never watched it, somehow it didnt' inspire me and I suppose I was right, 4 was just okay, still had some good jokes though.
>Mandalorian
I would have been hyped for this, but while I devoured Season 1 and 2, and even enjoyed the book of Boba, seasons 3 looked too silly.

>>212924371 (OP)
I'll watch dunc out of morbid curiosity into how they'll have to butcher messiah after 2's ending.
Curious about Clayface, is this what they're trying to salvage after the Patman sequel got scrapped? I thought clayface was going to be the secondary villain in that

>>212930993
Legend of Aang is animated

>>212925632
They gave a Christian parable to Greta Gerwig? of course they did

>>212931248
let me guess, 3D slop?

>>212925766
then you're part of the problem planning to watch even those 3

>>212924371 (OP)
>Scream 7
5-6 were total garbage but I'll watch any slasher
>The Mummy
First time hearing about it, interested but it's the same director as Evil Dead Rise (garbage)
>Scary Movie 6
Didn't know there was a 5, what's to parody besides "elevated" horror
>The Dish
First time hearing about it, Spielberg isn't completely washed
>Dune
Most likely the best film in that list
>Werwulf
Eggers so practical effects and actor performance and homage to classic films so I'm afraid it will have one of those hairy men type of werewolves

>>212924371 (OP)
other than supergirl and dune lol lmao even

>>212931695
Lol

>>212927029
Life-action slop

>>212924371 (OP)
Bump

>>212926992
>inb4 Supergirl gets retitled SUPERGIRL AND KRYPTO

>>212933620
Would be kino

>>212926390
>Hunger Games was never good
The prequel was surprisingly kino and much more mature than the original trilogy. I tried to shill it here, but no one cares about television and films anymore

>>212924711
if there was a war going on. you wouldnt know about it

>>212933620
i'd watch it if there's a sex scene where, supergirl after being weakened by kryptonite is given krypton's virile cells

>>212931248
>3d computer slop
Doesn't make it any better.

>>212930338
I've seen better looking couples in the Hallmark isle

>>212930338
Do you think he lets her watch him fuck guys?

>>212924711
The two countries most likely to start WW3 just shot thousands of rockets at each other, and nobody cared. Russia declared war on Europe three years ago, and it's already forgotten. Nobody gives a shit about global conflict and would rather just jack off to AI porn.

>>212924371 (OP)
Calling it now Minions will be the only good one. I smell another year of slop.

>>212924371 (OP)
Hunger Games for me, I'm a sucker for YA-slop. It makes me feel young.

>>212930583
>Wanting to watch Scream after they killed off Dewey
FUCK I'd forgotten about that
also lol at them releasing scary movie and scream as a two-piece

>>212924371 (OP)
it's all so tiresome

>7
>6
>5
>6
>5
>half of those are actually like 3x more than that

>>212936494
Unless Dewey is the killer this time I don't care.