Realistically, how does one escape a nightmare situation like this?

>>212925539 (OP)
>man wants to be faithful to his family
>cumbrains on /tv/: nooooooooooooooo how can this be??????????????

>>212925539 (OP)
The horror…

You gotta challenge them to a Yu-Gi-Oh battle, bruh.

>>212925539 (OP)
By letting go and flowing with the water’s current rather than against.

>>212925539 (OP)
>can we come inside?
>ha fuck no, get off my porch
It’s that easy. Girls like that don’t just show up, they are always planning something. When girls grow up and don’t get jobs or have kids, they lie for a living. They literally lie to feed themselves and avoid homelessness. Just close the door and turn up the music to drown out their knocking and begging.

>>212926016
You mean like piss at them?

>>212925539 (OP)
I used to think the concept of men being raped as unrealistic and funny. But after seeing this horror movie and the terror Keanu Reeves conveys in this scene honestly traumatized me, now women scare me, particularly teenage ones. I dont feel safe walking outside, at any moment two horny girls might jump me and tie me up and forcibly milk my meat and ruining my chances of becoming a wizard.

>>212925539 (OP)
The ironic thing is that when at the end they put him on the internet tied to a bed screaming for them to stop, as if that was some way to fuck up his reputation and family on the way out because LOOK AT THE CHEATER, they literally exculpated him for everything, making all claims of "No, he fucked us on purpose first we swear that's why we punished him" lose credibility.

He gets out of it scot free - unless his wife resents him and divorces him for getting raped, which could happen because, you know, foids.

Imagine the PTSD

>start talking about vidya or non-fiction books
>they instantly lose interest, untie you and leave

>>212926402
This, just give them the ick. That's how I managed to reach wizardom.

>>212926393
Shit, man, does this really happen?

>>212926393
The most traumatizing thing a man can go through

>>212925539 (OP)
imagine they're laughing and making fun of his size right there lol and start bullying him and smashing his tiny balls wouldn't that be awful haha

>It hasn't been posted yet
This board is dead.

>>212926402
No lie some 25 year old chick just leaves me when I started talking about Dostoevsky and Franz Kafka

>https://vocaroo.com/1eEga6NPeKai