Thread 212926549

>Have you ever been raped? You look like you have
How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>212926549 (OP)
I wouldn't respond. I would listen and that's what no one else did.

haha clazy™

>>212926549 (OP)
>I'm being raped right now.

>flips table
>shut up you little fucking bitch

>>212926549 (OP)
Take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue!

>>212927140
Speaking of showers, when was the last time you took one?

>>212926549 (OP)
sam is an unfunny fat cunt

I AM NOT CLAZY
*FLIPS DESK*

are you fags ever going to get over this

>>212928360
he clazy

>>212928360
not until the fishtank general fucks off

The jerk store called

Sam, I'm begging you. Please buy an ad.

ALL THE RAPED ARE HERE

>>212928360
>please stop making fun of my dad :(

>gets nested
LIL BRO BRO GOT NESTED FRFR NO CAP

>>212928360
This is my consolation prize for how much extreme peace has sucked
thank you harland

>>212926549 (OP)
Scam Hydestein got so btfo that his wigger shills can't even run damage control for him anymore. hahaha

>60 year old boomer mogs you
No coming back Sam

>>212926549 (OP)
BE A GOOD HUMAN

>>212926549 (OP)
this guy is so fucking stupid

/tv/ is healing

>>212926549 (OP)
>thank you, Mister Harland

>>212928360
Sam sucks now and hes not funny anymore, get over it.

How big is Garland's smelly cock?

>>212926549 (OP)
I don't know why you guys are so hung up on regular primate nesting behavior

>>212928360

how long ago was the Ornella v Jonah Hill thing? a decade?

>>212929501
>would you like to be raped?

How mad do you think Sam is? He really thought that if he had a successful podcast with Harlen, he would be engraciated into the Rogansphere and eventually be on his show and get his career to the next level but Harlen gatekept the fuck out of him

>>212927240
>I take many showers like all those holocaust victims did

>>212929636
He failed the hazing and he failed to be funny to his own fans to point where they're saying he acted like a retard ''as a bit''

>>212929636
Sammy's way too slow witted to keep up with the Rogansphere anyway. Ironically despite his fans saying otherwise, he and Rogan are pretty damn similar in their sense of humor and their delivery, but Rogan is way more charismatic than him.

>>212929636
honestly sam gatekept himself because he's an eternal self sabotaging loser, had he let nick riff with harlan and crack some jokes himself that weren't always obsessed with jews it would have been fine

guys he was pretending to be a bad comedian who doesn't know how to make jokes as a bit

>>212929753
ok but when do we get serious

sam should have just bent the knee and pretended the boomer was funny and let him make fun of him for an hour... because... because he just should have!

>become "big name" in weird youtube e-comedy scene
>can't keep up with Tom Green's much less successful boomer comedian buddy
this was devastating to watch

>>212929800
janny bring in the gorilla twigs

>>212929818
he should have sat in the back and not said a word lmao, let the crew handle it
could not have been worse

>>212926549 (OP)
Honestly, I was raped as a child. I was 8 and could defend myself.
Then if gives me shit about it I beat the shit of him with golf club and get away with it.

That's not really hard. I ain't 8 no more. I'll beat a fucker to death and get away with it if someone fucks with me about getting raped as a kid.

>>212929818
>and let him make fun of him for an hour
thats literally what happened, wasn't that the bit?

>>212929818
but the boomer literally did make fun of him for an hour, not just him but his entire crew as well

>>212929818
>chimping out and physical violence are the only possible responses to being mocked and humiliated

>>212929716
>Rogan is way more charismatic than him
Stop, stop! He's already dead!

>>212929832
"building a gorilla nest?"
"bringing in gorilla twigs for a gorilla nest"
>flips table onto erick's leg (very slowly and carefully)
>nick dies

says the roidtranny
who are you so scared of you cant work out normally and have to fast track your fake muscles?
you wont even need to be shanked by tyrone, just saying boo will make your head stop dead in its tracks

>>212929818
>Begs him for forgiveness after failing to intimidate him
>I'm actually a big fan of yours, you're talented funny and creative!

>>212926549 (OP)
Harland should press charges against Sam because that as sexual assault

>No?
thread over

>>212929818
yes

i would have no idea who sam hyde is if it wasn't for several shill threads here a day

>>212929852
calm down sam

>>212929973
same but for harland
im a new fan now

Watched Nick Mullen on this same podcast the other day and he did pretty well, he and Harlan hit it off decently and they were able to do some good riffing off of each other. Just thought you guys should know that Nick Mullen can hang on a comedy show a little better than Sam at this point, even when Sam bring his entire crew and Vietnamese war bride along for moral support.

>>212926549 (OP)
I tell him to get in the gorilla nest

>>212930012
excuse me sir it's actually war daddy
its very important you understand closet gay lingo

>>212929987
I Don't know what that means I'm responding in my case. I threw someone through a bar window for this before. I got off
It's a get out of jail free card

>>212930046
and then everybody clapped

>>212929716
Now I want to see Rogan charismatically flip a desk over and tell somebody to get in the gorilla nest.

>>212930046
Getting raped sure turned you into a tough guy.

>>212930180
Thank you.

>>212930046
>enough of a nutcase from being diddled as a child that people feel bad for you and don't press charges when you chimp out

>>212929450
this

Glad to see the MDEshills finally fucking off

>>212926549 (OP)
Notice how Sam was afraid to cop to the fact that he's Jewish. Harland asked about his background and he lied

Is it over for Sammy? Seems like no matter what he can't break out from his kiwifarms sharty ass audience

>>212930046
i was there and clapped afterwards. it was almost like a hollywood movie scene, you should've seen it!

Only way Sam can redeem himself is by killing Jet on camera.

>>212928360
these threads are made by Jonah in an attempt to replace Ornella threads

>>212929818
if sam could have kept his ego in check the podcast would have been fine. it went south when sam wanted to be "alpha" dog and quickly found out he wasn't

>>212929830
>>can't keep up with Tom Green's much less successful boomer comedian buddy

This guy created a disney kids show that is shown all over the world. Pretty sure he doesnt have to work that hard to make a living.

>>212926549 (OP)
To be fair your mother has retard strength

>Please dont hurt my bro sam harlan-san

Every MDE fan ITT

i thought nick had potential but he's starting to drink his own kool-aid too. maybe this boomer will knock some sense into him and put him on a redemption path.

>>212930740

Cant wait till behavioural specialists start studying this video. Harland is Zen the whole time whilst Sam is doing too much.

Why are his choirboys so red and bloated? Is it an American thing, or are they on something?

>>212926549 (OP)
>Scientologists raped Tom Cruise, that's how they turned him Jewish.

>>212930845
Good joke, Sam

There are many things he could have said

This thread is just the same catty gay guy mad at Hyde posting over and over. This board needs IDs

>>212926549 (OP)
Usually in these situations he's the puppetmaster.

>>212926549 (OP)
Yeah, I have.

>>212926549 (OP)
qrd?

>>212930844
maybe it's the heat lamp

>>212930916
Jet, you're getting fired. Cope.

>>212930740
>casually takes sam’s seat
>sam now has to decide whether to try (and fail) to move him again or to surrender
>meekly takes harland’s seat
>sometime im the last third sam realizes he’s screwed, tells damiel to just leave, begs harland to come to his show
>>212930953
Do you think he was hearing up the room ON PURPOSE?

>>212929818
Every time Harland tried to do jokes, Sam always had to mention jews, rape, seed oils, 13th generation American, and said Heil Hitler as the closing statement

>>212930925
Typically the directors of films are the puppet master of their own film, no idea why Sam got so morally righteous about that even ignoring how hypocritical it is for Sam to take issue with it

It’s crazy how bad Sam failed at that challenge. Even the biggest hack comedian could muster a comeback to that.
>I look like I was raped? You look like Tom Green’s pedophile uncle!
Or some retarded shit, and then you’re back. Sam acted like it triggered flashbacks of being bullied as a kid. Truly pathetic

>>212930977
Does Sam look like the uncle who touched you and made you gay? No judgement here buddy

>>212931032
sams bane is boomers and especially boomers that remind him of his father, he had flashbacks to his dad ignoring his antics and reacted with rage

Yeah, I've seen your standup

>>212931064
Yeah he looks like a pedo

>>212930916
>its a bunch of sleeper cell agents coordinating an attack on daddy Hyde
You so clazy

>>212931131

That sounds more like a positive than a negative

DADDY
DADDY WASNT THERE
TO TAKE ME TO THE FAIR
IT SEEMS HE DOESNT CARE

Sam stopped being funny after he started test

Anyone who thinks Sam can riff should watch the Legion of Skanks episode with Sam and Nick as guests. It's basically Nick effortlessly carrying the conversation, going back and forth with the hosts, trading jokes and stories, while Sam sits quietly and occasionally derails the conversation with some "edgy" comment.

>>212931064
No need to project, jet. There's a huge demand for quasi-literate wiggers that fuck trannies. You'll land just fine.

>>212930740
>>212931207

This feels like those confontational therapists who work with children and adults to expose childhood trauma.

>>212931141
You’d know, since you see one every day

>>212931165
>>212931244
All your posts read the same man

>>212931032
Saying anything at all, even if it was lame would've been better. Pretty sure at this point Sam was intentionally no-selling all of Harland's jokes out of spite

>>212931276
FATHER OF MNE
TAKE ME BACK TO THE DAY
YEAH WHEN I WAS STILL YOUR GOLDEN BOY
BACK BEFORE YOU WENT AWAY
I REMEMBER BLUEEEE SKIES!

>>212931313
Yeah I have to see Sam Hyde's big ugly roid head on the board everyday

>>212929818
No he should have sperged out and manhandled a 60 year old to "assert dominance" instead of using his sense of humor like a comedian would

>>212931238
no shit nigger

i watched their Dollar stream podcasts
Nick does most of the jokes while Sam just spergs about every other dumb shit leftists ruined (like Diablo games)

Sam is just a politicized freak not a real comedian

pushing the right wing shit everywhere doesn't mean you are right everywhere

>>212930108
that's just him when he had Steven Crowder on and Crowder insulted weed

>>212930740
>Nick being so embarrassed he looks sunburned
KWAB

>>212929636
He's bubblin

>>212926549 (OP)
Sam and Nick are fucking washed. Charls is still cool though. I could listen to him talk for hours.

>>212930012
Well yeah, Nick is an actual comedian and has more goofy sensibilities than Scam

>>212931787
THE UNRAPED

Friendly reminder that scam hydelberg's mom is a kike and lives right next to a chabbad center in Connecticut

>>212926549 (OP)
We're going to be talking about this forever, aren't we?

>>212931940
I hope so, at least until the fish tank threads gtfo