Why does every girl he meets talk to him about jerking off?
What was with the squirrel?
Why was the lady crying?
What was the parrot saying?
Who killed the dogs?

>>212927918 (OP)
freemason bullshit

>>212927918 (OP)
>they don't. it's in his head because he is a coomerbrain
>prediction of things to come
>she also knew the truth but couldnt do anything about it just like him
>the songs backwards
>dog backwards is god. hollywood are the god killers

Should I watch this tonight?

>>212927918 (OP)
OP... The movie is Lynchian. It dosen't make sense from a rational perspective most of the time. What's important is that it makes you wonder and question.

>>212928024
Yes. Schizo stuff aside it’s a very stylish noir thriller-comedy.

>>212928050
It's a better Mulholland Drive than Mulholland Drive.

>>212927918 (OP)
fun movie

The conspiracies are red herrings designed to lead nowhere and are irrelevant to the general plot aside from serving the movie's themes.

An aging manchild being distracted by schizo bullshit while his life falls apart around him is the core of the movie. The "point" is showcasing the pitfalls of millenial angst and how getting lost in the glamour of youth, degenerate urban living, and and perpetual adolescence is dangerous and shortsighted.

Notice that all of the clues come from teenage childhood hobbies - comic books, cereal boxes, videogames, all causing him to spiral further into delusion and decay. At the end of the movie, he faces the camera directly while the CEO explains to him his plan to live underground and ascend to a new spiritual plane. This is the movie telling you "yes, billionaires have intricate schemes to live forever and fuck young women, there's nothing you can do about it, now get off the internet and go pay your rent".

In this way it is quintessential millenialcore.

i wish Sydney Sweeney was the one who stripped for him than the redhead with the short hair

>>212927918 (OP)
>Why does every girl he meets talk to him about jerking off?
As a constant reminder of why he looks at women the way he does
>What was with the squirrel?
The spiritual meaning of seeing a dead squirrel is "the end of a phase/the need for transformation"
>Why was the lady crying?
As a reminder to Sam that women aren't objects
>What was the parrot saying?
Something we'll never know because Sam doesn't learn his lesson
>Who killed the dogs?
Imo it doesn't matter. It's more so another reminder of Sam's underlying hatred and objectification of women ie women dogs are called bitches

The movie is about Sam who's been in a schizophrenic rutt since his he and his girlfriend broke up (the woman on the billboard). Throughout the movie the universe is trying to help Sam get out of that rutt by putting him through experiences he could learn from. By the end he doesn't learn his lesson and instead of changing his way of living he decides to "make the most of it" by going back to how he was acting while in the rutt. Or at least that's what I think it's about. Its really about anything you want it to be about and will probably mean different things for everyone based off of their life experiences. It's a piece art. One you examine and cum to your own conclusions about. And whatever conclusions you get to will probably say a lot about who you are as a person

>>212927918 (OP)
This should interest me in theory but I keep reading it's mostly about the guy having sex with random girls while I would like to see schizokino.

>>212928607
You seem to be a bit less bullshit than others so answer me this: is the movie coherent from the perspective of an occultist? Mostly thinking about Golden Dawn and related.

>>212928638
>is the movie coherent from the perspective of an occultist?
Maybe but the movie uses a lot of the occult/hollywood elitist stuff more for comedy but it's probably pretty accurate since the movie was basically shunned and blacklisted the director for a while. It's also a much more personal story than one of great importance about the world's issues and secrets

>>212928751
Hollywood occult doesn't interest me very much, but I'll give it a try then.
I rarely see anything treating occultism or even gnosticism correctly these days.

>>212928638
>This should interest me in theory but I keep reading it's mostly about the guy having sex with random girls while I would like to see schizokino.
It is schizo kino. Why would you care if he has sex or not?

Why was there an owlady in the oven?

>>212928861
Yes, and you call her steamed owls despite the fact that she is obviously raw.

>>212928607
>As a reminder to Sam that women aren't objects
You missed the entire point wtf. To Sam ALL women are objects, he is a coomerbrain. The entire movie he idolizes this woman he just met for 15 minutes and when she finally finds her and tells her that he loves her, she delivers the most sane line "Why?

>>212928860
sex scenes in most movies are boring to deah

>>212928940
Yeah that's why almost every situation he gets into is trying to make him realize that. His obsession with the girl is just the peak of his coomer activities

>>212927918 (OP)
>Who killed the dogs?
I don't understand how you can watch the movie and not know the answer to this

>>212928933
>Well Sarah I made it, despite your directions.

>>212929353
A pharaonic tomb? In this century? At this longitude?

Can I see it?

>>212928024
yeah it's great

>>212929655
>Located entirely Under the Silver Lake (2018), dir. David Robert Mitchell)?

>>212927918 (OP)

They are all his tulpas

>jobless loser
>gets laid non stop
Americans CANNOT suffer

>>212929847
not American but I never worked a minute in my life and I don't even remember not having a girlfriend

>>212927918 (OP)
zoomies first neo noir

>>212929847
I am American and I've worked since high school and I remember never having a girlfriend.

AND NOW WITH LOVE
COME STRANGE CURRENCIES

>>212929353
why is that phone so big lmao

>>212929132
sounds like an insecurity to me

>>212928235
I like both but silver lake is too simple to be as good as mulholland

>>212928638
It's not about him having sex with chick's he just does it a few times

>>212929132
Well they probably take up less than 8 minutes
>>212931228

>>212931485
>it was a le dream and everything she was told in it was to be taken literally
wow

>>212930150
That's because you have money

>>212931793
The movie isn't about that. It's the time, feeling, performances, individual scenes. Diner scene, cowboy scene etc

>>212931095
Smallish head.

>>212927918 (OP)
David Mitchell is what Ari Asster thinks he is. This is a light mockery of conspiracists, as they're undersexed so they obsess with sex they project onto women they meet.

>>212931898
This is how everyone copes about bad movies they still liked.

>>212931985
Everyday I pray David Robert Mitchell comes back in a big way and makes some shit that'll make people stop talking about Aster and Eggers. Under The Silver Lake should've been that

>>212928861
my theory is that it's Lilith. Ancient Mesopotamian demon

>>212928860

>>212933805
>girl sees you jerking off to her behind the flower pots
>thinks it's charming and cute
to be frank I'd dedicate my life to finding her again too

>>212928306
Millennials really are the most despicable and pathetic generation to ever live. Sheesh.

>NOOO GOY DON'T CARE ABOUT OUR SCHEMES GO REPRODUCE AND CONSUME
That's all this movie boils down to.

>>212928861
>>212928933
>>212932965
>Story of O is a tale of female submission involving a beautiful Parisian fashion photographer named O, who is taught to be constantly available for oral, vaginal, and anal intercourse, offering herself to any male who belongs to the same secret society as her lover.
>At the climax, O is presented as a sexual slave, nude but for an owl-like mask and a leash attached to her piercing, before a large party of guests who treat her solely as an object.

>>212934552
hey I've read this book

>>212934416
>GO REPRODUCE AND CONSUME
What is the alternative, exactly? Devote every waking moment of your life examining in great detail the crimes of men that will never see the inside of a jail cell? You're not so different from the women masturbating to serial killers y'know.

>>212934790
That's an insane "equivalence", showing you're desperately trying to rationalize to yourself how you just bury your head in the sand. Yes, it's an uphill battle but it's better than falling line. You can do that because you're a born NPC, spineless and born to die a nobody, but there's people in this world who have a will and a soul.

>>212934876
So what's have you done, exactly? I'm really curious what you have ever done to actually curb underworld crime and corruption. You wouldn't act all high and mighty without having ever done a single thing to STOP any of these nefarious goings on, would you? Do you just masturbate over sex crimes with a bunch of other retards while you look at random conspiracy content? It's all morbid infotainment. Get off your fucking high horse. Absolute waste of potential.

>>212935448
>waste of potential
For what? To shit out a few losers with some dumb cunt I can't stand and wage slave? By virtue of recognizing these things and confronting them in any way, I'm doing something. Just admit you're scared and horrified by these things and would rather live a comfortable bugman life till you die and don't have to face up to the truths of this world.

>>212931861
actually I don't, I'm basically a drifter

>>212931228
to you, yeah, because you're projecting

>>212935509
>To shit out a few losers with some dumb cunt I can't stand and wage slave?
You are utterly demoralized by forces beyond your understanding, and you have the gall to say I have my head in the sand? I probably know more than you, but I'm not going to pretend like focusing on these things is at all healthy. Your stance is completely defeatist and your only prescription is giving up on everything good about being alive to spend your time jerking off over shit you won't even do anything to change.
>By virtue of recognizing these things and confronting them in any way, I'm doing something.
At best you are a sociopath entertaining yourself at others expense, at worst you are a variation on an edgy teenager cutting themselves because they had shitty parents.
>Just admit you're scared and horrified by these things
Did I say I'm fine with any of this shit? And you aren't afraid? Wow, big man.
>would rather live a comfortable bugman life till you die
Again, as opposed to fucking what? I don't hear you advocating for anything more than sitting around making the world a worse place by being a fucked up degenerate watching liveleak all day.

>>212928933
>>212929353
>>212929655

Take your meds schizos there is no pedophilic cabal

>>212931861
>incel that has never left the basement acts like he knows how the world works based on nothing but demoralizing propaganda fed to him by systems that were put in place to keep him weak and impotent

>>212935964
I don't understand the argument between the both of you that much, it's not very difficult to act against the things you despise while having a good life. But yeah that guy you're replying to is a coper

>>212934416
Strange, the protagonist fell into the arms of dry, leathery tits at the end. Distinctly different message. Instructive perhaps.

>>212935916
>projecting
If I had a dime for every time someone used that incorrectly, I'd be... a billionaire.

>>212936004
>things nobody said

>>212936081
that's the correct use though, you're just projecting your like of knowledge of the word projecting

>>212936120
Incorrect. I'm this anon >>212928860
I have no issue with sex scenes, I'm more confused as to why someone would avoid a movie with them, simply because they're in it. It's odd.

>>212936004
yikes TDS is now for the deranged MAGAts openly defending child rapist elites

>>212936146
Sex scenes in contemporary movies are mostly shot like shit and bore me. I prefer them in older movies in general. Is someone not enjoying sex scenes in recent movies in general that difficult for you to understand because of your microbrain?

>>212936044
David robert mitchell (pbuh) was very well informed about hagmaxxing before it became meta

>>212936215
>>212936238
>Is someone not enjoying sex scenes in recent movies in general that difficult for you to understand because of your microbrain?
You're overly hostile and seem immature.

>>212936282
Meta, avant-garde, comme si, comme sa

>>212928751
>it's probably pretty accurate since the movie was basically shunned and blacklisted the director
Or maybe because it was a huge flop

>>212927918 (OP)
>What was the parrot saying?
hollywood

>>212928306
>all of the clues come from teenage childhood hobbies
well now youre being retarded because one of the most essential clues is from the jesus and the bitches songs. its just pop culture in general. but youre right otherwise, hollywood is evil, women are vapid and stupid and mashing their old heads in is the only way to end this. there is no mystery in murder.

>>212936293
Demanding moral consistency from people especially figureheads is not immature

>>212937074
lmoa these MAGAt shills have sold their souls

He's not a well person, you realise that, right?

>>212936004
Bugmen NPCs with no thought of their own. Huuurrr if King frrumpf says the moon is made of cheese then it's cheese durrrr

>>212937074
I do have sympathy for the hicks who got duped into the MAGA cult but these twittertranny influencers know very well of the evil they're doing and they will have a special place in hell

>>212937074
This is too comical to be real wtf

the aesop of the movie was 'don't ask too many questions'
this despite the fact that predictive programming is real and in your face all the time

>>212936004
>>212936215
>>212937074
>>212937241
>>212937379
>>212937419
These are all one seething samefag.

>>212927918 (OP)
>Why does every girl he meets talk to him about jerking off?
Commentary on pursuing meaningless enterprises.
>What was with the squirrel?
Bad omen and he may have been imagining it (squirrels don't die from falling)
>Why was the lady crying?
Which one?
>What was the parrot saying?
Doesn't matter.
>Who killed the dogs?
He did (hence carrying around dog biscuits and the homeless king being angry with him at the end).

>>212937629
>>Why was the lady crying?
>Which one?
Oh, the one they watch on the drone? Commentary on the objectification of women in Hollywood.

>>212937419
i too believe everything i read on the internet, fellow freethinker

>>212927918 (OP)
I was just googling this movie looking out for something similar. I love the vibe and I get the urge to watch it every summer. Sadly there's nothing quite similar to it. The long goodbye is kind of close, Inherent Vice is also similar but that's all boomer stuff.

>>212937546
do you remember the xfiles spinoff lone gunmen? its even weirder that its a show about conspiracy nuts proving them right.

>>212937746
the parallax view. three days of condor. arlington road. there is a heap of conspiratorial neo noir thrillers

>>212937589
This. King Froompf dindu nuffin, he said so himself!

>>212937784
jfc
I guess >>212928306 is right. I mean, it's all choreographed, the evidence is there, and no one able to do anything about it cares. I am completely dead inside now

>>212937843
>I am completely dead inside now
dont be. just enjoy yourself. it's like trying to interfere in the animal kingdom, species going extinct, people going extinct etc. we and you are not gods, even if other humans pretend they are as powerful. in the end they die as well, just try to make the best of the barely 30.000 days you have on this ball of dirt and water.

>>212937707
I checked and it's unfortunately real, him among many others. That fellow Charlie Kirk is rightfully getting grilled by his followers

Its babys (zoomers) first conspiracy movie. They even dumbed everything down so faggot zoomers can get everything spelled out for them

>>212937819
Under the silver lake is more about the promise of conspiracies never being fulfilled, even when they come true. Sure there's a lot of detective movies.

>>212936042
That guy was very much right to call him out on his bullshit, the alternative to being a detached consoomer is not being a qanon conspiratard like come on

>>212937589
Shalom

>>212937928
That's a really nice counter message, anon, I was expecting you to be mean about it. Sorry. And you're right. I mean, wouldnt I rather see what happens? At worst, I can just make my life really exciting (though possibly short, much shorter). I'm kind of immune to consequences anyway, I have diabetes so if I'm arrested (don't plan to be but who knows how the road will open up) I'll just not tell them. Quick coma and then done

Anyway. Yeah, I think I'd rather try and jostle for a front row seat to the future. Who knows what cool surprises may be in store?

This movie was Satanic and I hated it. I recommend The Holy Bible instead.

>>212938361
>Who knows what cool surprises may be in store?
exactly. godspeed, anon.

>>212937946
Was there something about a cereal box? It's all consoom, just corporate Gud, guerilla sales bad. But he still got in the fun one artsy types love, that 1 guy wrote all the pop hits, or new age gurus have sex slaves locked away with them.

>>212928306
You are making two contradicting statements here though.
>The conspiracies are red herrings designed to lead nowhere
and
>yes, billionaires have intricate schemes to live forever and fuck young women, there's nothing you can do about it
not sure why you think youre being clever when you dont seem to understand your own post.

>>212939315
he is a typical contrarian faggot who wants to sound smart
>>212928306
>eh chud the satanic rituals are real, so just accept your role

Fuck you

>>212927918 (OP)
>Why was the lady crying?
which one i don't remember

I think the squirrel is something he interprets as a bad omen, something "going on", and then in the very next scene he ignores the rent due notice on his door
Shows where his priorities are in life

>>212936693
It wasn't even released in theaters tard

>>212936096
>So what if pedophile cabals exist, we can not in any capacity hold these pedophile elites accountable anyway so shut your peasant whore mouth mmkay?

>Who killed the dogs?
He had dog treats.

>>212939315
>not sure why you think youre being clever when you dont seem to understand your own post.
its not a secret that rich people are hedonistic sexpests

>>212939983
its dog spelled backwards

Forget it, anon. It's schizo chinatown.

>>212939944
>milennial here
Milennials are the women of generations. They can not talk about a topic without circumventing the conversation back to their speshul identity

>>212940189
>deflecting to more generational d&q bs
Not fooling anyone you pedophile apologist

>>212940173
chinatown is a snoozefest

Damn zoomers really do constantly seethe about us. Grim

>>212927973
What do all these symbols mean exactly?

>>212940375
it's called napoleon/little dog syndrome

>>212942068
nothing out of context of the movie. its a popcultural scavenger hunt

>>212939178
Whatever floats your boat, whatever keeps the sheep bleating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKhTETwj9mA
>Sam+Sara
>Samsara
>...to achieve... Nirvana
Holy shit

>>212927918 (OP)
I'm becoming sam, what do I do bros

>>212943066
Well, since the topless MILF was clearly DTF, skip the whole noir investigation shit and go knock on her door.

>>212943105
I'm moving to Cali next year. Let's hope there's some milfs where I live

Sam is the dog killer

>>212943921
n-no, he just wanted to make up with his ex, he said so

All I could think of while watching this movie was that this guy is never going to pay his rent, is he?

>>212942313
Was this guy surviving off of adrenochrome for the last couple of hundred years?

The people who made this movie made a bunch of coming of age movies so why would this one be different? But for some reason when I looked there isn't any coming of age mentioned anywhere about this movie. The movie is about Sam transforming and becoming able to live in the world around him while also eliminating many perceptions of the world he used to have that were holding him back.

The movie has a lot of false starts which are about Sam realizing things about the world around him or instances of symbolism where people may not understand what they're seeing on the screen.
>dog killer
Something about him letting go of looking for fidelity in the wrong places.
>lady crying
Sam was just having a conversation about being someone people cared about or whatever. So she's probably whining about being denied or ignored or whatever these narcissistic people cry about.
>parrot words
Really doesn't sound like the bird is saying something, sounds like random noise to me.
>dead squirrel
Birds are in the movie a lot I think this was an owl or some other kind of bird dropping its meal in front of Sam maybe accidentally. Which is funny because squirrels are about resourcefulness, and the owl killer that is haunting Sam is rumored to be a part of an American cult with origins in trade and finance. He then later fights off the owl woman with the pistol he takes off the music man during the moment when hes learning about the music and during the second half of the movie that has a lot of the coming of age moments.

>>212945224
>Something about him letting go of looking for fidelity in the wrong places.
No, he was the dog killer.
>Sam was just having a conversation about being someone people cared about or whatever.
No, it was on the nose commentary about objectification.
>Really doesn't sound like the bird is saying something, sounds like random noise to me.
It was.
>Birds are in the movie a lot I think this was an owl or some other kind of bird dropping its meal in front of Sam maybe accidentally
No, it fell out of a tree.

I know that you won’t believe me, but I can communicate with God, and He told me how to interpret every single sign that you can find in the movies.

>>212945527
>No, he was the dog killer.
I'm not saying he wasn't. But I don't see a lot reason to think he was.
>No, it was on the nose commentary about objectification.
Yeah, that is part of what I mean. Objectification can mean someone thinks they're being perceived in a way they're not cared about.
>No, it fell out of a tree.
But we don't see how. And I don't think a squirrel that falls out of a tree is going to splatter blood like that even if it lands on some sidewalk. Squirrels fall out of trees a lot they don't die. I think maybe a bird had already attacked it or the squirrel fell out of a bird's talons in flight and fell through the tree not from it.