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Anonymous No.212927948 >>212928254 >>212928282 >>212928299 >>212928416 >>212928463 >>212928657 >>212929424 >>212930336 >>212930488 >>212930986 >>212932025 >>212934348 >>212934373 >>212939245 >>212939668 >>212940065
who had the worst taste?
Anonymous No.212927969 >>212928085 >>212931692 >>212934320 >>212937323
Not her
Anonymous No.212928085
>>212927969
>goes braless for our enjoyment
based mikey
Anonymous No.212928245
criterion definitely has terrible taste
Anonymous No.212928254 >>212929375
>>212927948 (OP)
Anonymous No.212928282 >>212929375
>>212927948 (OP)
Kevin Smith was embarrassing to watch. I had better taste when I was 12.
Anonymous No.212928299 >>212928351
>>212927948 (OP)
>wow actor or director i know likes same media i like they're just like me
this is for pseuds to masturbate to. who gives a fuk?
Anonymous No.212928351 >>212929310
>>212928299
i find it funny that literally every single person tries to pick obscure shit
Anonymous No.212928416
>>212927948 (OP)
That whale Lena Dunham
Anonymous No.212928463 >>212928533
>>212927948 (OP)
has there ever been anyone that just took the piss and picked out something based on a cool title or cover?
Anonymous No.212928533 >>212928613
>>212928463
i wonder if the closet even has films like Armageddon or shit like that
Anonymous No.212928613
>>212928533
this would be my pick
Anonymous No.212928614 >>212928693
Isn't this just to promote sales? There was some actress earlier this year who said chose Godzilla vs. Biollante and that just so happened to release from Criterion a few weeks later.
Anonymous No.212928619 >>212928915 >>212928984 >>212931768 >>212934348 >>212934445
Why is Criterion seen as some seal of quality? What gives them that authority?
Anonymous No.212928657 >>212928678
>>212927948 (OP)
Doug Walker had great picks, a true patrician enjoyer of kino
Anonymous No.212928678
>>212928657
he went into the closet so you don't have to
Anonymous No.212928693
>>212928614
Godzilla vs. Biollante pure kino
Anonymous No.212928915
>>212928619
I've been wondering this for years. They must get some funding.
Anonymous No.212928984 >>212929178
>>212928619
well what is more quality than criterion?
Anonymous No.212929178 >>212929247
>>212928984
Procuring your own taste
Anonymous No.212929247 >>212929379
>>212929178
we should make a channel called Le Kino Closet with every single film ever made and invite people to pick, d list celebrities at first.
Anonymous No.212929310 >>212931518
>>212928351
yeah i know its crazy to think that people who works in movies might have better taste than the average marvel retard
Anonymous No.212929375
>>212928254
His picks were all good though?

>>212928282
This. I felt bad for him.
Anonymous No.212929379
>>212929247
>d list celebrities at first.
Anonymous No.212929392
I'd pick a bunch of blockbusters
Anonymous No.212929396
this guy
Anonymous No.212929424
>>212927948 (OP)
/tv/
Anonymous No.212930295
Anonymous No.212930336 >>212930399 >>212930404
>>212927948 (OP)
I think it was Aubrey Plaza who basically just shoved as much stuff into her bag as possible.
Anonymous No.212930399
>>212930336
Aand the mic was fucked so we couldn't even hear what she said. Come to think of it, there was someone else with her in that video...
Anonymous No.212930404 >>212930757
>>212930336
is this post actually about her being a slut
Anonymous No.212930471 >>212930893 >>212934275 >>212934500 >>212936440
Is she a lesbo now?
Anonymous No.212930488 >>212931642 >>212939033
>>212927948 (OP)
https://youtu.be/vIYr2eAlazo?si=Aw_CZRbM2UIQpUwz
https://youtu.be/PqpRsEF6Gn8?si=ifmSTO3S-MeA3c2O
https://youtu.be/UUM9Wrn2F3c?si=5kD98bM_WnPYHSwR
https://youtu.be/Q7hCDVR1o-U?si=YvJ5Dq6XZgsEjB2a
All of these were ass.
Anonymous No.212930757
>>212930404
They basically just robbed the thing lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b78bW2EoXeM
Anonymous No.212930893 >>212931688
>>212930471
Maybe right now, at this very moment.
Could change any moment tho
Anonymous No.212930986 >>212931481
>>212927948 (OP)
what movie would YOU show if you were at cruterion?
Anonymous No.212931481
>>212930986
fight club
Anonymous No.212931518 >>212934177
>>212929310
Obscure isn't better you retarded ape
Anonymous No.212931642 >>212934394
>>212930488
>I wonder what that hack Cronenberg would even pi-
>hover, thumbnail of him holding up Eraserhead
Yep.
Sounds completely exactly what I would have guessed.
Anonymous No.212931688
>>212930893
It's like when Spacey said "I choose now to live as a gay man" as though tomorrow he will choose to live differently.
Anonymous No.212931692
>>212927969
i wish I could taste her areolas
Anonymous No.212931768 >>212932668
>>212928619
It did, like 17-10 years ago. Now? It’s just another brand, but people late to the party, like frat bros trying to be high brow for pussy, or Gen Z see it as a seal of quality. Oh don’t forget onions bug men who collect the dvds for form their identity. lol
Anonymous No.212932025 >>212932175
>>212927948 (OP)
Anonymous No.212932175
>>212932025
this will be reality in a decade
Anonymous No.212932668
>>212931768
It's fucking a collection of entry-level arthouse. Stop scting so above it, you probably watch schlock all year round.
Anonymous No.212934177
>>212931518
you would know you speak like someone well versed in the history of cinema
Anonymous No.212934275
>>212930471
Wow, what a serious looking and reserved respectable woman!
Anonymous No.212934320
>>212927969
Nipples protruding! very disrespectful!
Anonymous No.212934348
>>212927948 (OP)
>>212928619
it's called the criterion closet because everything in there is gay
Anonymous No.212934373 >>212934525
>>212927948 (OP)
Watch the superior version
Anonymous No.212934394
>>212931642
LYNCHED
Anonymous No.212934445 >>212936748 >>212937034
>>212928619
You must be a newfag. Criterion is just another boutique bluray company and they've been around for decades at this point.
Anonymous No.212934500
>>212930471

Stop Making Sense looking ass bitch
Anonymous No.212934525 >>212935972 >>212936355
>>212934373
what this
Anonymous No.212935972
>>212934525
Google search
Anonymous No.212936355 >>212936502
>>212934525
Literally French CC, except it's not a closet, but a Parisian videostore (one of the last 2 operating, according to them). As far as I can tell most of their guests are French-speaking, but they have English-speaking ones sometimes too. The one with Eggers was pretty cool, he recommended a lot of semi-obscure stuff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSCZ1_obeTc
Anonymous No.212936440 >>212936549
>>212930471
Absolutely tragic. Calling it that she is going to troon out.
Anonymous No.212936502
>>212936355
cool thanks
Anonymous No.212936549
>>212936440
She screams BPD. She got tired of the attention her BBL ass got in Uncut Gems and went all enby, then lezzed out, next stop is troonytoon land
Anonymous No.212936748 >>212937034 >>212939192
>>212934445
>Criterion is just another boutique company
they're THEY boutique company and that dude was right, people suck them off like they're the ultimate seal of quality/taste when it comes to movies. It has nothing to do with being a newfag when you consider they've been putting out garbage for as long as you claim they've been around.
Anonymous No.212937034 >>212939192
>>212934445
>>212936748
They literally just repackage low price movies and toss in a bunch of cheap extras so retards will collect them like Funkos.
Anonymous No.212937323
>>212927969
Another mid zoomer with β€œI was homeschooled” daddy issues.
Anonymous No.212938794 >>212939094 >>212939430 >>212939508 >>212939846 >>212941292
what would mike pick
Anonymous No.212939033
>>212930488
Cronenberg's was good. He visibly got emotional talking about La Strada.
Anonymous No.212939094
>>212938794
his nose
Anonymous No.212939192 >>212939233
>>212937034
>>212936748
If you love film you love criterion. Its that simple. All the "cheap" extras like essays and commentaries are what fans of film actually like. When was the last time a new film release even got special features? Fuck off.
Anonymous No.212939233
>>212939192
Fuck you.
Anonymous No.212939245
>>212927948 (OP)
Ethan Hawke literally just made shit up
Anonymous No.212939417
the secret test is to pick something not in the collection
Anonymous No.212939430
>>212938794
He would ask if they have a Star Trek boxset then roll his eyes upon discovering that they do not
Anonymous No.212939508
>>212938794
>wild mike stoklasa in his natural habitat.jpg
Anonymous No.212939668 >>212939718 >>212939881
>>212927948 (OP)
Probably me.
Anonymous No.212939718 >>212939968
>>212939668
>scrubs
>good taste
these things are mutually exclusive
Anonymous No.212939846
>>212938794
Nothing, considering it's obvious he's a low IQ dipshit plebian that's never seen an arthouse film once in his entire life.
Anonymous No.212939881 >>212939968
>>212939668
>Big chungus
>Hunter S. Thompson
Anonymous No.212939968
>>212939718
>>212939881
Come on, boys. You guys can bust my chops better than that!
Anonymous No.212940065
>>212927948 (OP)
Kevin Smith
Anonymous No.212941292
>>212938794
it would be good if criterion closet brought in some retards to try and pick movies and see what happens
Anonymous No.212941916 >>212942481 >>212942526 >>212943887
rate this granny's picks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyo_tJuhw8U
Anonymous No.212942481
>>212941916
i would love to have sex with her
Anonymous No.212942526
>>212941916
Loves
>Breathless
Dosen't understand enough French to know that the title of the is more precisely translated as
>Out of Breath
Oh, n-
Anonymous No.212943887
>>212941916
Patrician.