Not her

>>212927969
>goes braless for our enjoyment
based mikey

criterion definitely has terrible taste

>>212927948 (OP)

>>212927948 (OP)
Kevin Smith was embarrassing to watch. I had better taste when I was 12.

>>212927948 (OP)
>wow actor or director i know likes same media i like they're just like me
this is for pseuds to masturbate to. who gives a fuk?

>>212928299
i find it funny that literally every single person tries to pick obscure shit

>>212927948 (OP)
That whale Lena Dunham

>>212927948 (OP)
has there ever been anyone that just took the piss and picked out something based on a cool title or cover?

>>212928463
i wonder if the closet even has films like Armageddon or shit like that

>>212928533
this would be my pick

Isn't this just to promote sales? There was some actress earlier this year who said chose Godzilla vs. Biollante and that just so happened to release from Criterion a few weeks later.

Why is Criterion seen as some seal of quality? What gives them that authority?

>>212927948 (OP)
Doug Walker had great picks, a true patrician enjoyer of kino

>>212928657
he went into the closet so you don't have to

>>212928614
Godzilla vs. Biollante pure kino

>>212928619
I've been wondering this for years. They must get some funding.

>>212928619
well what is more quality than criterion?

>>212928984
Procuring your own taste

>>212929178
we should make a channel called Le Kino Closet with every single film ever made and invite people to pick, d list celebrities at first.

>>212928351
yeah i know its crazy to think that people who works in movies might have better taste than the average marvel retard

>>212928254
His picks were all good though?

>>212928282
This. I felt bad for him.

>>212929247
>d list celebrities at first.

I'd pick a bunch of blockbusters

this guy

>>212927948 (OP)
/tv/

>>212927948 (OP)
I think it was Aubrey Plaza who basically just shoved as much stuff into her bag as possible.

>>212930336
Aand the mic was fucked so we couldn't even hear what she said. Come to think of it, there was someone else with her in that video...

>>212930336
is this post actually about her being a slut

Is she a lesbo now?

>>212927948 (OP)
https://youtu.be/vIYr2eAlazo?si=Aw_CZRbM2UIQpUwz
https://youtu.be/PqpRsEF6Gn8?si=ifmSTO3S-MeA3c2O
https://youtu.be/UUM9Wrn2F3c?si=5kD98bM_WnPYHSwR
https://youtu.be/Q7hCDVR1o-U?si=YvJ5Dq6XZgsEjB2a
All of these were ass.

>>212930404
They basically just robbed the thing lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b78bW2EoXeM

>>212930471
Maybe right now, at this very moment.
Could change any moment tho

>>212927948 (OP)
what movie would YOU show if you were at cruterion?

>>212930986
fight club

>>212929310
Obscure isn't better you retarded ape

>>212930488
>I wonder what that hack Cronenberg would even pi-
>hover, thumbnail of him holding up Eraserhead
Yep.
Sounds completely exactly what I would have guessed.

>>212930893
It's like when Spacey said "I choose now to live as a gay man" as though tomorrow he will choose to live differently.

>>212927969
i wish I could taste her areolas

>>212928619
It did, like 17-10 years ago. Now? It’s just another brand, but people late to the party, like frat bros trying to be high brow for pussy, or Gen Z see it as a seal of quality. Oh don’t forget onions bug men who collect the dvds for form their identity. lol

>>212927948 (OP)

>>212932025
this will be reality in a decade

>>212931768
It's fucking a collection of entry-level arthouse. Stop scting so above it, you probably watch schlock all year round.

>>212931518
you would know you speak like someone well versed in the history of cinema

>>212930471
Wow, what a serious looking and reserved respectable woman!

>>212927969
Nipples protruding! very disrespectful!

>>212927948 (OP)
>>212928619
it's called the criterion closet because everything in there is gay

>>212927948 (OP)
Watch the superior version

>>212931642
LYNCHED

>>212928619
You must be a newfag. Criterion is just another boutique bluray company and they've been around for decades at this point.

>>212930471

Stop Making Sense looking ass bitch

>>212934373
what this

>>212934525
Google search

>>212934525
Literally French CC, except it's not a closet, but a Parisian videostore (one of the last 2 operating, according to them). As far as I can tell most of their guests are French-speaking, but they have English-speaking ones sometimes too. The one with Eggers was pretty cool, he recommended a lot of semi-obscure stuff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSCZ1_obeTc

>>212930471
Absolutely tragic. Calling it that she is going to troon out.

>>212936355
cool thanks

>>212936440
She screams BPD. She got tired of the attention her BBL ass got in Uncut Gems and went all enby, then lezzed out, next stop is troonytoon land

>>212934445
>Criterion is just another boutique company
they're THEY boutique company and that dude was right, people suck them off like they're the ultimate seal of quality/taste when it comes to movies. It has nothing to do with being a newfag when you consider they've been putting out garbage for as long as you claim they've been around.

>>212934445
>>212936748
They literally just repackage low price movies and toss in a bunch of cheap extras so retards will collect them like Funkos.

>>212927969
Another mid zoomer with “I was homeschooled” daddy issues.

what would mike pick

>>212930488
Cronenberg's was good. He visibly got emotional talking about La Strada.

>>212938794
his nose

>>212937034
>>212936748
If you love film you love criterion. Its that simple. All the "cheap" extras like essays and commentaries are what fans of film actually like. When was the last time a new film release even got special features? Fuck off.

>>212939192
Fuck you.

>>212927948 (OP)
Ethan Hawke literally just made shit up

the secret test is to pick something not in the collection

>>212938794
He would ask if they have a Star Trek boxset then roll his eyes upon discovering that they do not

>>212938794
>wild mike stoklasa in his natural habitat.jpg

>>212927948 (OP)
Probably me.

>>212939668
>scrubs
>good taste
these things are mutually exclusive

>>212938794
Nothing, considering it's obvious he's a low IQ dipshit plebian that's never seen an arthouse film once in his entire life.

>>212939668
>Big chungus
>Hunter S. Thompson

>>212939718
>>212939881
Come on, boys. You guys can bust my chops better than that!

>>212927948 (OP)
Kevin Smith

>>212938794
it would be good if criterion closet brought in some retards to try and pick movies and see what happens

rate this granny's picks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyo_tJuhw8U

>>212941916
i would love to have sex with her

>>212941916
Loves
>Breathless
Dosen't understand enough French to know that the title of the is more precisely translated as
>Out of Breath
Oh, n-

>>212941916
Patrician.