Thread 212928550

>sucks a dildo for 5 minutes
I don't get it.

Some fucking nerd told him to do it

It’s called comedy big guy

>>212928550 (OP)
it was payback for that one drunken stream he did where he said sam gets fucked by men and fucks men

>>212929405
this, on that stream he said
>what am I going to be remembered as, a faggot that sucks cock and drinks load?
well done sam, you sure owned chuck

>>212928550 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbbEhJYj6ko
gay is funny!

HEY ERYBODY ITS JIM CARREY

cock funny

>>212928550 (OP)
Reminder he claims now that epstein list is not real
Lol

>>212928550 (OP)
hi please make threads with the same subject line so i can filter this retarded shit

>>212928550 (OP)
It was kino cause it means he doesn't give a shit and is comfortable with his sexuality. With WP1 they did shit like Jews Rock cause it was on cable, but now they're only sycophantic fans watching so they gotta shock them.

>>212928550 (OP)
He's a colossal fucking gay faggot

>>212930968
He is a right wing nazi trad fighter
how can you say this?

Oh sure but when a woman gets her mouth machine-fucked for 20min straight on a webcam it's EMPOWERING

>>212928550 (OP)
is that joe derosa?

>>212928550 (OP)
American humo(u)r
"Don't worry, we'll save it in the edit"
(makes it even shitter)

>>212930278
>so they gotta shock them.
maybe they should actually just be funny and write an actual fucking script instead of ad-libbing every fucking sketch

>sucking a dildo is right wing and trad

wtf man i didn't vote for this

>>212928550 (OP)
>they just copied a scene from scary movie 2 which released in 2001
David Cross sucks himself off, you don't see a fake dick, but he's doing exactly that.
So it's not just a bad joke. They stole it and just made it more explicit.

a lot of browns seething in this thread

I get what they were going for with that scene, but it didn't need to be 5 minutes long.

>>212932431
what were they were going for?

mde seems really gay now

>>212928550 (OP)
Sam's punishment for the red bar rant video

>>212932446
How obsessive you can be over embarrassing moments in high school, when really it's you just unhealthily over analysing your own image to the point of massive ego stroking (self felation).

>>212931163
>maybe they should actually just be funny
that would definitely be a shock

>pretends hes glad world peace got cancelled and rewrites history
dude straight up sold his soul to sam and hes paying for it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK3_eZz6HmA

>>212928550 (OP)
Why did they close out the episode with that sketch, and that scene, that went on forever, and then carried over into the music part? Did 40+yo men really think auto-fellatio was that funny to close on or was it some sort of payback/humiliation message? MDE is retarded and EP is a disaster but I have trouble thinking that they actually thought this was really funny.

>>212928550 (OP)
it was a humiliation ritual devised by the insecure Sam Hyde as revenge

i remember Stella did a similar bit in one of their videos a long-ass time ago

>>212928550 (OP)
One of the following prolly
>he thought it was funny
>it was a humiliation ritual
>he needed the money

which episode does he suck it? I'm not paying for this trash but I'm not a zoomer so I can track it down.

I have a conspiracy without even watching it that it was supposed to be a quick shot but sam included the whole thing just to shame charls. sad if true.

>>212932721
Pretty sure it was a combination of payback for Charls shit talking Scam Hyde and humiliation ritual from the masonic zogbots running the show. Charls is probably the only one of the circle that talks about anything important.

>>212933014
Maybe, maybe not. I did hear that Sam wasn't even part of the sketch, but he shows up in that specific scene, and the camera pans to him smiling. I don't know if that's true tho maybe someone can post it

>>212928550 (OP)
>jewish comedy: make a black dude suck a dildo
disgusting NWO humiliation ritual
>"white nationalist" comedy: suck it yourself
YOOO BASED HEIL HITLER BRO

>>212930155
fucking lol, where did he say that

how did EP make money? I see 0 traction on Sam's socials

>>212933313
he claims 40k paypigs pre-ordered alone

>>212933014
I think its episode 5, last sketch

>>212933398
I have a hard time believing that

I think their comedy is just too deep for me or something. I don't get how sucking a dildo or flipping over a desk is funny but you do you Sam Hyde.

>>212933780
it's high IQ stuff
you wouldn't get it

>>212928550 (OP)
you either die a mirth king or you live long enough to see yourself become a fucken nerd

>>212928550 (OP)
How did Roger Köppel end up in a /tv/ thread

>>212933780
He was just using the desk as material for the gorilla nest since it's made of wood dum dum.

>>212933014
The jump cut to Sam spitting out his drink was definitely a tell that the scene is Charls punishment for spilling the beans on Sam.

pastbin a link

Ah sweet another MDE schizo thread

>>212928550 (OP)
Imagine Charls face knowing one day his kids will see this. He should have stayed away from Sam and out of MDE after it collapsed.

Kinda hard to get that image outta my head, I loved Charls but now idk, my last link to MDE was Charls but ehhhh idk 2bh, little much with the whole dick sucking thing, dildo or no

>>212928550 (OP)
It's about how Gen Z is the most raped, inwardly sexual but outwardly asexual generation yet.

>>212936205
hilarious

>>212928550 (OP)
Charls is legit retarded. He was on the Redscarepod talking about how the world government wants to create a one race people while he's married to an arab woman and has mixed kids.

>>212936205
Legit, zoomers will goon for five hours straight to tranny fart porn but if there is a half minute sex scene with only boobs shown in a movie they will riot.

>>212932841
>Stella
Now there's a name I haven't heard in a while.

>>212936446
>Zoomers don't want softcore porn in their movies and watch porn instead when they want to watch porn
You make them sound incredibly based

So... where's the .webm?

>>212936099
charls was awesome when he was doing his own thing. now hes doing the same exact unfunny shit. its all garbage.

>>212936952
his schizobabble conspiracy bullshit was and is wholly uninteresting to me, but i loved his videos talking about quake and games being too large, low fps, etc. etc. was extremely cathartic and nice to watch. everything else he talks about though is retarded. its like judas priest records in reverse tier bullshit

>>212928550 (OP)
So this is the power of chud "comedy"

>>212937019
>its like judas priest records in reverse tier bullshit
I'm gonna need you to explain this remark.Halford was better solo? I'm not even arguing about Priest I just can't parse your meaning.

>>212937107
Pretty much the best they can do yeah