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Anonymous No.212929942 >>212929967 >>212929976 >>212930384 >>212930458 >>212930528 >>212930562 >>212930910 >>212931579 >>212932545 >>212933172 >>212934882 >>212936179 >>212936306 >>212937205 >>212937438 >>212937660 >>212940914 >>212942205 >>212948849 >>212951690 >>212952953 >>212955572
>your goddess has no dominion here
Anonymous No.212929967
>>212929942 (OP)
wood berry
Anonymous No.212929976
>>212929942 (OP)
bald bitch.
Anonymous No.212930384 >>212930789 >>212933222 >>212934893 >>212938271 >>212938621 >>212940744 >>212941036 >>212945298 >>212956304
>>212929942 (OP)
Jim, i know you are here.
Put that damn official trailer on the youtube already, im tired of posting low quality leak.
https://litter.catbox.moe/za9rcfga5opajm6c.mp4
Anonymous No.212930458
>>212929942 (OP)
emo twilek or whatever that faggot calls them
Anonymous No.212930528
>>212929942 (OP)
I bet she actually does have dominion there
Anonymous No.212930562
>>212929942 (OP)
Imagine her pleasing your SHC (Small Human Cock)
Anonymous No.212930565 >>212930658 >>212930778 >>212930887 >>212932597 >>212932756 >>212933090 >>212935616 >>212935714 >>212937352 >>212938028 >>212938720 >>212939402 >>212939655 >>212940193 >>212941627 >>212941648 >>212943000 >>212946691 >>212948782 >>212950140 >>212951923 >>212955955
Avatar 2 came out and no one can remember a single thing about it.
Anonymous No.212930574
stop falling in love with evil women
Anonymous No.212930658 >>212930778 >>212954120
>>212930565
I just watched it for the first time last night, was very startled to learn it came out in 2022. I thought it was like last year.
Not a very interesting movie as usual but the visuals are decent. I’ve felt very meh about both movies.
Anonymous No.212930778 >>212930849 >>212941857
>>212930565
>>212930658
You both realize this is going to make 2 billion dollars+ again right?
Anonymous No.212930789 >>212931023 >>212932626 >>212933669
>>212930384
Quatrich and Varang spotted.
Anonymous No.212930849
>>212930778
I’m sure it will but I don’t get why.
Anonymous No.212930887
>>212930565
>Funny family montage
>RDA arriving
>Kiri riding on top of the tank with Sigourney
>Flying over an ocean
>Cool diving lessons
>Bigass whale
>Quatrich and Spider bonding
>Kiri being Chose One
>Kids getting kidnaped
>All out fight

quite easy and i only watched it once in a theater
Anonymous No.212930910
>>212929942 (OP)
I will now watch your flick.
Anonymous No.212931023 >>212931079 >>212932836 >>212942229
>>212930789
Why did they show the ending of the movie in the trailer?
Anonymous No.212931079 >>212932331
>>212931023
they didn't
Anonymous No.212931579
>>212929942 (OP)
So is the smurf commando man going to do something now or is he going to be a jobber again?
Anonymous No.212931979
>An overdressed Navi women will never give you an extra tall hug.
Anonymous No.212932331 >>212934909
>>212931079
> final battle on volcano thing
They did
Anonymous No.212932545 >>212935957
>>212929942 (OP)
Why do these niggers live in huts instead of pyramids when they don't follow Eywa's laws, why is Cameron such a hack?
Anonymous No.212932570
KINOOOO
Anonymous No.212932597
>>212930565
People loved the family and navigated quarritch
Anonymous No.212932626 >>212942229
>>212930789
That’s hilarious that they spoiled a full team up vs humans
Anonymous No.212932655 >>212932735
Jake Sully dying this movie is the most open secret lol
Anonymous No.212932735 >>212932767
>>212932655
The real question is will Quarritch also die
Anonymous No.212932756
>>212930565
The only good parts were Kiri. The rest is just shit retread of the first film.
Anonymous No.212932767
>>212932735
I think they give him one more
Anonymous No.212932836 >>212939927
>>212931023
Nobody goes to see Avatar to be surprised by the story, they go because it’s an β€œevent” and everyone else is going to see it
Anonymous No.212932942 >>212933032 >>212935163 >>212939727
jimbo really gonna make this nigga the villain for all 5 movies ain't he.
Anonymous No.212933032
>>212932942
Good
Anonymous No.212933090 >>212933231 >>212933259 >>212933312 >>212934550 >>212938057 >>212938977 >>212943660
>>212930565
>Avatar 2 came out and no one can remember a single thing about it.
It was magical. I saw it theatrically 10 times in 3D, but haven't watched it since. Watching it on tv would be no comparison. It was easily the most thrilling, entertaining, touching film I saw that year. And I saw almost everything. So many disappointing, unengaging, lackluster films. Way of Water blew them all away. By a wide margin.

Can't wait to go back to Pandora.
Anonymous No.212933172
>>212929942 (OP)
Took three movies to finally design a hot one. It's the bad bitches man, every time.
Anonymous No.212933222
>>212930384
Its coming with F4 movie. It literally will not be officially out till Friday.
Anonymous No.212933231
>>212933090
Are you supposed to be posting online without your handler?
Anonymous No.212933259
>>212933090
THIS. December cant come soon enough. What a great way to cap off this retarded year.
Anonymous No.212933312 >>212933539 >>212938977 >>212941807
>>212933090
Based.
People hating it fail to appreciate the grandeur and sheer sincerety of these movies.
Like, this is what big and great movies were always supposed to be.
Not that they should only be like that. But epics like Ben Hur, Ten Commandments, Star Wars and now Avatar have all rights to exist too.
To attract the people, make them feel entertained, thrilled, emotional, to send them on the journey.
Avatars excels at that.
Anonymous No.212933539 >>212934925
>>212933312
>People hating it fail to appreciate the grandeur and sheer sincerety of these movies.

absolutely. They're too quick to dismiss what a rare beast these films are, and always for the most trivial, and irrelevant reasons. No fucking way does Ferngully and Pocahontas go this hard.

Their eyes are not fully open.
Anonymous No.212933669
>>212930789
I'm so hyped for them being comically evil. I bet Varang will have some funny interactions with humans
Anonymous No.212934550
>>212933090
I saw it three times over several weeks. Fully packed theater each time. Looking forward to it again!
Anonymous No.212934882 >>212934951
>>212929942 (OP)
I really hope they let the evil Navi actually be evil. I'm going to be so disappointed if they all see the error of their ways and change sides before the movie is over.
Anonymous No.212934893
>>212930384
>James Cameron hitting cinema with the defibrillators

He's the only one left trying to create spectacle
Anonymous No.212934909
>>212932331
final battle =/= ending

Almost every blockbuster includes shots from its final action sequence in its marketing.
Anonymous No.212934925
>>212933539
I think they're cool action movies and this one will probably also be pretty cool
Anonymous No.212934951 >>212937533
>>212934882
Well, they cut off other Na'vis queues and wear them as ornaments, scalp them too, plus burn down villages and kill the inhabitants. They seem pretty damn set in their evilness.
Anonymous No.212935019 >>212946761
Neytiri WILL be happy again
Anonymous No.212935073
The tears of Neytiri satiates Quaritch's thirst.
Anonymous No.212935163
>>212932942
He better, he's the reason I'm gonna watch the new one
Anonymous No.212935294
Neytiri's growing hatred increases the power of evil surrounding everything and driving negative events. Let the hate flow through you.
Anonymous No.212935329 >>212943684
>Quatrich kills Jake in a third
>Neytiri kills Varang in a forth
>Quatrich and Neytiri are becoming unlikely partners and fall in love in a fifth

Kino incoming.
Anonymous No.212935447 >>212935532 >>212946789
Does Abatap still care about these?
Anonymous No.212935532 >>212935559
>>212935447
anon...
Anonymous No.212935559
>>212935532
Did he die?
Anonymous No.212935616
>>212930565
Jake Sully and Ney'tiri have to leave their home tree because the mining guys from the first movie are out to get them, including that Quaritch guy resurrected in a new Na'vi avatar body. This includes Quaritch's bastard son known as Spider. Jake Sully and Ney'tiri now have two daughters, but I can't remember their names. One of them looks like and is voiced by Sigourney Weaver. They go to a tribe of other Na'vi in an Oceania-like region of Pandora. The new tribe is very Polynesian-like, basically blue space Samoans. The daughter character goes on an adventure and meets a whale. The company guys team up with some other guys to hunt the whales because they have ambergris in them that can extend human life or something like that. The bad guys burn up one village looking for Jake's family. There's a big chase scene and conflict. Quaritch almost dies but Spider saves him.

From memory, didn't google any of it.
Anonymous No.212935650
>Time skip
>Quatrich is killed by Tuktirey
Anonymous No.212935714 >>212935786
>>212930565
>https://kemono.su/posts?q=tsireya
Not even one page of horny fanart.
Anonymous No.212935786
>>212935714
no one wants to squirt on fishy eggs except Lo'ak
Anonymous No.212935819 >>212935910 >>212935962
152 days, let's go!
How come when people criticise these films, they can't point to something that has the same spectacle and action to it?
Anonymous No.212935910 >>212935956
>>212935819
>flashy colours and gunfire = good
found the mouthbreather
Anonymous No.212935938 >>212935992 >>212939051 >>212940119 >>212946650
If Cameron had a real set of stones on him he would have admitted the story doesn't live up to the budget and CGI demands, and would have made the movie on a $80 million dollar budget with traditional hand-drawn animation.

But then he wouldn't get to play with all his toys.
Anonymous No.212935956 >>212935993
>>212935910
>I want my films as dark and bleak looking as possible
Not a film recommendation anon.
Anonymous No.212935957
>>212932545
Ask the Huns.
Anonymous No.212935962
>>212935819
Right? They say it's generic or some shit, but there's nothing like it. It's akin to Star Wars at this point with the amount of effort a single creator is putting into making them and how much of a big event each premiere is.
Anonymous No.212935992 >>212936242
>>212935938
The story is fantastic though. Just because you're mad it's successful and people love it, doesn't change that.
Anonymous No.212935993 >>212936067
>>212935956
Quote me on that. Where did I say that?
Anonymous No.212936067 >>212936156
>>212935993
give me a film recommendation, you're a poser, a pseud, a fool.
Anonymous No.212936140
Evil women are hot even when they're blueberries.
Anonymous No.212936156
>>212936067
Big Trouble in Little China
Terminator 1
Princess Bride
12 Angry Men (Original & TV Remake)
Dracula
Anonymous No.212936160
The ass that destroyed Pandora
Anonymous No.212936179
>>212929942 (OP)
My goddess has dominion over ALL the realms.
Anonymous No.212936200 >>212941696
>I am a Wind Trader.
Anonymous No.212936242 >>212936333
>>212935992
What story? Dances with wolves in space?
Anonymous No.212936306
>>212929942 (OP)
disney garbage yawn
Anonymous No.212936333
>>212936242
>still making this shitpost when we are at a planet-wide consciousness alien creature who's going to dictate the battle between the humans (a dying species) and her Avatar, in a battle for the soul of Pandora in a literal sense
Anonymous No.212936985
Anonymous No.212937205 >>212937304
>>212929942 (OP)
I have never seen any Avatar movie.
Anonymous No.212937299 >>212939749 >>212944294 >>212952934
Only watching this for she.
Anonymous No.212937304 >>212939723
>>212937205
That's good, sweetie. It'll still make multiple billies without you. You can go watch your superdude comics.
Anonymous No.212937352
>>212930565
I remember it being shit and the retarded kids got tied up every 5 minutes
Anonymous No.212937438
>>212929942 (OP)
Jimmy really thinks I'm going to show up at the theatre to watch the same movie again just because he added a hot goth mommy blue alien cat gf.
Anonymous No.212937533
>>212934951
Who's getting their usb opnytail cut off?
I'm betting neyney
Anonymous No.212937660
>>212929942 (OP)
i want to rape the goth navi
Anonymous No.212937743 >>212937927
>humans are the bad guys again and will lose
BRAVO!!! SO RIVETING!!!!
Anonymous No.212937927 >>212938283
>>212937743
>just repeated rlm slop opinions yet again
BRAVO!!! SO RIVETING!!!!
Anonymous No.212938028 >>212938118
>>212930565
>heavily family centric plot
>giant whale aliens, Save Willy esque plot
>whales produce goo that humans use to live forever
>Navi orphan girl has magical spirit connection to eywa
>Quaritch reborn as navi and follows parallel experience to Jake in the first movie, equally as prepared to throwdown
>dread head white kid is secretly quaritchs son
>Humans in epic flashback bombard and vaporize Navi land in order to build their first colony
>Carmela is the highest military figure and doesn't seem to give a fuck about anything going on with Jake because theyre very established
>Jake and Quaritch have awesome knife fight in sinking ship
>Jake's wife kills humans like a savage and scares the shit out of the boy
>water navi are racist to Jake's family and negro/islander coded
>Quaritch goes through different tribes searching for Jake threatening children and burning their tents
>Jakes remnants of his sky tribe have been using human technology to raid the humans
seen it once btw could probably keep going
Anonymous No.212938057
>>212933090
based and soulpilled
Anonymous No.212938118
>>212938028
based normal-memory, healthy-brain having anon
Anonymous No.212938271
>>212930384
This looks almost exactly like Avatar 2
Anonymous No.212938283 >>212939114
>>212937927
You don't think it's weird that the different clans of blue cat monsters live in perfect harmony with each other?
Anonymous No.212938621
>>212930384
This looks completely different than Avatar 2
Anonymous No.212938720
>>212930565
Water.
Anonymous No.212938977 >>212939267 >>212941355 >>212945450 >>212951948
>>212933090
>It was magical. I saw it theatrically 10 times in 3D, but haven't watched it since. Watching it on tv would be no comparison. It was easily the most thrilling, entertaining, touching film I saw that year. And I saw almost everything. So many disappointing, unengaging, lackluster films. Way of Water blew them all away. By a wide margin.
>>212933312
>People hating it fail to appreciate the grandeur and sheer sincerety of these movies.
>Like, this is what big and great movies were always supposed to be.
>Not that they should only be like that. But epics like Ben Hur, Ten Commandments, Star Wars and now Avatar have all rights to exist too...Avatars excels at that.

I gotta agree. These aren't the deepest movies, they're not Shakespeare. They're not Scripture. But God damn do they take 3 hours and make your eyes go wide, make your heart beat a little faster, and maybe put a smile on your face. Grandeur and sincerity are two things our world lacks right now. We're cynical, we're negative, we're jaded. We look for offense everywhere and take offense at everything. We expect that a compliment is some kind of veiled sarcastic threat or any gift is a trap. We've explained away all the magic in the world. We look at a flower and bitch that cutting it hurts the environment. We look at a baby and wonder what gender it will want to be and whether it'll be racist, or whether we'll fuck the environment irreparably before it can have kids of its own. But we can sit in the dark and be quiet for a couple hours and maybe see something we haven't seen before, that makes us smile a little. Just let yourself enjoy something once in a while, for no other reason than to enjoy something. It's not always easy, but if you can let yourself slip into it, you'll have a great experience.
Anonymous No.212939051
>>212935938
>If Cameron had a real set of stones on him he would have admitted the story doesn't live up to the budget and CGI demands, and would have made the movie on a $80 million dollar budget with traditional hand-drawn animation.
>But then he wouldn't get to play with all his toys.
These movies are as much a technical demo and a way to create new movie technology as anything else. The scripts don't need to be the greatest ever. It's about making something that can be used in the future on other movies. And it's about making a fuckload of money, let's not kid ourselves.
Anonymous No.212939114
>>212938283
They can do that because they're on opposite ends of the planet. It'd be like someone on North America, someone on Hawaii, and someone on Madagascar. They could live in peace, until they mix and someone fucks it all up.
Anonymous No.212939267
>>212938977
checked and based
Anonymous No.212939402 >>212939554
>>212930565
Alien whales
They got an 80 year old Sigourney Weaver to voice a teenage girl
Anonymous No.212939409 >>212939435
>WHITE HUMANS BAD
>LEFTIST ANTI WHITE RACE GOOD
Anonymous No.212939435 >>212939540
>>212939409
>/pol/
go back to containment you fucking faggot.
Anonymous No.212939540 >>212939568 >>212939587 >>212939760 >>212946182
>>212939435
Show me 1 black human in this franchise. There will never be even a single victory shown for humanity in the series that isn't painted as hitler 2.0 even when the series says that humanity depends on unobtanium
Anonymous No.212939554
>>212939402
Yes, actors play roles of characters that they are not in reality. Very insightful.
Anonymous No.212939568 >>212939634
>>212939540
Nobody cares about your polbrain bullshit retard.
Anonymous No.212939587 >>212942376 >>212955591
>>212939540
you're dumb
Anonymous No.212939634 >>212939647
>>212939568
I want humanity to genocide those blue alien fucks
Anonymous No.212939647 >>212939693
>>212939634
Im aware you fundamentally don't understand movies for children.
Anonymous No.212939655 >>212939669
>>212930565
>what if colonialism was...le evil
Anonymous No.212939658
NANTI
Anonymous No.212939669
>>212939655
Yes?
Anonymous No.212939693 >>212939705 >>212943729
>>212939647
I literally do not care about the gay message of the movie. I want to see them use mechs and wipe out all alien resistance. Those have always been the best parts of avatar
Anonymous No.212939705 >>212939748
>>212939693
Are you a toddler? You have to be 18 to post here.
Anonymous No.212939723
>>212937304
don't watch those either
Anonymous No.212939727
>>212932942
>Our guy Quaritch
>Villain
Anonymous No.212939748 >>212939782 >>212939790
>>212939705
Seems I struck a nerve. Keep dancing monkey
Anonymous No.212939749
>>212937299
saved to my /fiction/avatar (bad)/ folder
Anonymous No.212939760 >>212939807
>>212939540
>wahhh wahhh why don't le humans win? I'm shididng and farding
Humans in Avatar royally fuck up their own planet, lie to the Navi about the RDA landing in the planet, engineer a plot to use Navi puppets to get them to fucking move from their tree, proceed to bunker bust the tree and murder hundreds of men, women and children, then a few years later, carpet bomb an entire area to build a city in the effort of taking over the planet and genociding everything that moves.


In what way do you need a "win"?
Anonymous No.212939782 >>212939888 >>212939963
>>212939748
How the hell do these movies actually portray these hippie retards ever winning? This shit is as retarded as fucking ewoks fighting storm troopers.
Anonymous No.212939790 >>212939878
>>212939748
I don't understand going into a thread and then just acting like you do. You have to be underage.
Anonymous No.212939807 >>212939851
>>212939760
>In what way do you need a "win"?
ayylmaos get put on a reservation, the end
Anonymous No.212939813 >>212939868
TOTAL NAVI DEATH
Anonymous No.212939851 >>212939937 >>212939959 >>212940183
>>212939807
Woah 4edgy6me you are really cool, how many trilbys do you own you fucking utter faggot?
Anonymous No.212939868
>>212939813
This. Is deploying sarin gas so hard?
Anonymous No.212939878 >>212939891
>>212939790
>how can people enjoy Darth Vader?? He's a bad guy!!
you are quite literally a retard
Anonymous No.212939888 >>212939975
>>212939782
They won one movie. Lost big last movie and had a small win. Will lose even bigger this movie. But tards like you keep whining "why they always win and humans always lose?!" because you're just watching tiktoks
Anonymous No.212939891
>>212939878
What on earth are you even trying to say?
Anonymous No.212939920 >>212942420 >>212952480
Woah....thats like the American flag....James Cameron....you are a genius
Anonymous No.212939927
>>212932836
Avatar 2 was a fun ride.
Anonymous No.212939937 >>212939966 >>212940020 >>212940040
>>212939851
>nooo you can't side with your own species that's evil!
The "Noble Savage" is a myth, and once you understand that falsehood, you can't take these movies or anything else that uses the trope seriously. You react to it as if the movie portrayed things the way you know they really would be.
Anonymous No.212939959
>>212939851
>Woah 4edgy6me you are really cool, how many trilbys do you own you fucking utter faggot?
this anon is brown
Anonymous No.212939963
>>212939782
They win off screen in practically every single engagement
Anonymous No.212939966 >>212940006 >>212940028
>>212939937
Cool, wrong board.
Anonymous No.212939975 >>212940005
>>212939888
I've never seen any of the movies, nor have I claimed otherwise. 30 seconds of the leaked trailer is the most avatar I've ever consumed.
Anonymous No.212940005 >>212940041
>>212939975
>ive never seen them
>but I'm going to have opinions
Anonymous No.212940006 >>212940049
>>212939966
Anonymous No.212940020
>>212939937
Don't bother replying to the faggot. They will never even bother to try and understand
Anonymous No.212940028 >>212940111
>>212939966
what the fuck are you talking about
Anonymous No.212940040
>>212939937
Anon it's about literal space aliens on an alien planet. They can be whatever the creator wants them to be, including noble savages. It doesn't matter that they didn't exist in reality.
Anonymous No.212940041 >>212940078
>>212940005
Was I incorrect?
Anonymous No.212940049 >>212940092
>>212940006
You can't even webm right, the subtitles are too fast because there aren't enough fucking frames to this so your meme doesn't even land, Apu.
Anonymous No.212940069 >>212940156
>We need to destroy a paradise to fill it with hordes of browns, mountains of plastic waste, fields of corn syrup, and endless wage slaving! Think of our boss's quarterly profits! He needs to make more money!
Anonymous No.212940078 >>212940164
>>212940041
Yeah, because the Navi lose constantly to the humans and their military. They can't even stop them from making an entire city on their planet in the second one.
Anonymous No.212940092 >>212940155
>>212940049
It's not subbed for a fucking tiktok video, that's the way subtitles work. I just cut the clip at the relevant part of the sentence despite the subtitles being his full response.
Anonymous No.212940111 >>212940130
>>212940028
THIS IS DA WRONG BOARD FOR YOU

imagine I said that very slowly like you were a retarded downs kid.
Anonymous No.212940119
>>212935938
Why the fuck would he have made hand drawn movies when his cgi spectacles have made 5 billion dollars? That's the dumbest opinion I've ever seen in one of these threads.
Anonymous No.212940130 >>212940192
>>212940111
Calm down, retard.
Anonymous No.212940155 >>212940194
>>212940092
>It's not subbed for a fucking tiktok video, that's the way subtitles work.
what in the fuck are you even saying?
Anonymous No.212940156
>>212940069
>is that highly advanced and successful society full of life
OHOOOO HH MY LANTA SAVE ME PANDORA!
Anonymous No.212940164 >>212940216
>>212940078
Yeah but my point is even a single instance of alien pterodactyls defeating fucking mechs is ridiculous. You would have to regress to pre-Napoleonic era technology to reach something they could have a chance at defeating.
Anonymous No.212940183
>>212939851
how do people get so triggered over literally nothing? what's wrong with you?
Anonymous No.212940192 >>212940213 >>212940259 >>212940319
>>212940130
I just don't understand you, why would you just start speeding zoomer-tier polnigger shit in an avatar thread? Nobody asked you, I'm the only one even engaging with you. Last (you) though, hope you kill yourself.
Anonymous No.212940193
>>212930565
jake's eldest son died after muttering 1, maybe 2 lines of dialogue
Anonymous No.212940194 >>212940239
>>212940155
Something beyond your pitiful comprehension, apparently.
Anonymous No.212940213 >>212940268
>>212940192
>I just don't understand you, why would you just start speeding zoomer-tier polnigger shit in an avatar thread?
I'm not that anon, but you're a reactionary goober. Control yourself. Sheesh.
Anonymous No.212940216
>>212940164
Maybe you should watch the movies then so you aren't confused?
Anonymous No.212940239 >>212940311
>>212940194
It wasn't even coherent English lol
Anonymous No.212940259
>>212940192
>Last (you) though, hope you kill yourself.
Seek help, you're mentally ill.
Anonymous No.212940264 >>212940337
QUARITCH DID NOTHING FUCKING WRONG
FUCK NA'VI
FUCK JAKE
FUCK PANDORA
FUCK THEIR GAY ASS FAGGOT TREE
BURN THE FUCKING PLANET DOWN AND RAPE NA'VI WOMEN
PLUNDER UNOBTANIUM

HUMANITY FOREVER
Anonymous No.212940268
>>212940213
>t.
pic related
Anonymous No.212940311
>>212940239
Whatever you have to tell yourself
Anonymous No.212940319
>>212940192
>I just don't understand
believe me we know
Anonymous No.212940337
>>212940264
Anonymous No.212940464 >>212940491 >>212940809
Sigh. Yeah the second one's script was a shameless retread and the character writing sucks, but these are the only movies that understand why movie theaters were ever magical in the first movie. Take my money, Cameron, you lovable hack.
Anonymous No.212940491
>>212940464
Magical in the first place*
Anonymous No.212940628 >>212940685 >>212940951 >>212942205
No one actually cares if you like the "bad guys". Like whoever, the movies are still fun. I like that Jake's finally getting captured and want to see how it shakes things up. Plus Quaritch likely further losing the remnants of his humanity and going full native is an interesting angle.
Anonymous No.212940685
>>212940628
>Quaritch
He will lead the combined Navi tribes AND humans against the Xenomorph invasion in the final film
Anonymous No.212940744
>>212930384
This has some similarities and some differences as Avatar 2
Anonymous No.212940809
>>212940464
>but these are the only movies that understand why movie theaters were ever magical
I've always hated movie theaters. Rest in piss.
Anonymous No.212940833 >>212943599
Anonymous No.212940914 >>212940948
>>212929942 (OP)
One of the only upcoming films I actually look forward to seeing. Cameron feels like the only guy in Hollywood who's still making movies on an epic scale. What else is there? DUNC maybe but I wasn't very impressed by the first two.
Anonymous No.212940948
>>212940914
How were you not impressed by Dune 2...?
Anonymous No.212940951 >>212940990 >>212940992 >>212941015
>>212940628
The movies are retarded because there's no way for the "bad" guys not to win effortlessly, but they lose anyway because Cameron is a hack. Makes every character in the story seem retarded, the bad guys for managing to lose an unlosable fight, and the protagonists for defeating people at that level of competence.
Anonymous No.212940990
>>212940951
You didn't watch the second one did you?
Anonymous No.212940992
>>212940951
None of that is true. The bad guys won most of the last movie and are set to win most of this movie.
Anonymous No.212941015
>>212940951
(you)
Anonymous No.212941036 >>212954197
>>212930384
retards see 2m 26s minutes of a 3h 12m movie and say "JAMES SPOILED THE WHOLE MOVIE!!"
Anonymous No.212941070 >>212941152
Here I go, worshipping Tuk again
Anonymous No.212941152
>>212941070
Anonymous No.212941219 >>212941324 >>212942518
why she so smug?
Anonymous No.212941324
>>212941219
It's what happens when they live in the no dominion land. They get smug.
Anonymous No.212941355
>>212938977
>I gotta agree. These aren't the deepest movies, they're not Shakespeare. They're not Scripture. But God damn do they take 3 hours and make your eyes go wide, make your heart beat a little faster, and maybe put a smile on your face. Grandeur and sincerity are two things our world lacks right now.
I gotta disagree. These are deep movies. They're superbly written. And they go hard as fuck and hit like a jackhammer.

They deliver on every level. Soulful, spiritual, scriptural, sexual, psychological.
Anonymous No.212941627
>>212930565
It's only a little harder to summarize than Avatar 1 because it is more of a movie. The first Avatar was so generic that that isn't hard to do, but 2 just trusts itself with more characters and more plots to develop overall, thankfully.
Anonymous No.212941648 >>212941742 >>212954862
>>212930565
It literally increased fertility in the west. Check the stats on white women's births 9 months after the movie. It reinvigorated family values. My gf wouldn't shut up about wanting a kid after.
Anonymous No.212941696
>>212936200
>but when Eywa needed him most, he vanished
Anonymous No.212941742 >>212942560
>>212941648
Anonymous No.212941807 >>212941840
>>212933312
Avatar isn't an epic, you couldn't even tell me what it's about 5 minutes after leaving the theater. Nobody gives a shit about these movies, that's why everyone forgets about them the moment they come out. And they shouldn't give a shit about them, because they're fucking retarded at basically every level, from the world building, to the narrative, to the characters, to the action. The only thing they have going for them are the visuals, which to me look like video game garbage but which for some reason apparently lots of people like for reasons beyond me. But that's literally the only thing people like about them.

>No fucking way does Ferngully and Pocahontas go this hard.
Savages alone goes harder for 5 minutes than every single ounce of hardness in the Avatar movies combined into a similar length of time.
Anonymous No.212941840 >>212941887
>>212941807
Kek cry more tard
Anonymous No.212941857 >>212946673 >>212956176
>>212930778
so did the last pirates movies, which I didn't even know existed until long after they came out
Anonymous No.212941887 >>212941898
>>212941840
barely even human...
Anonymous No.212941898 >>212942185
>>212941887
I know you are, you going to give me more walls of text?
Anonymous No.212941920 >>212941990
The "no cultural relevance" fags in these threads are even more annoying than the "forced franchise" fags in Horizon threads.
Anonymous No.212941976 >>212942053
What will the whale's role in this one be? Seems like they're attacking the ships pretty well
Anonymous No.212941990
>>212941920
>"forced franchise" fags in Horizon threads
This is true though?
Anonymous No.212942053 >>212942096 >>212942256 >>212942342
>>212941976
The whales were such a downgrade from the dragons.
One of my biggest issues with the sequel was that the flora and fauna of the seas were so much less interesting then the stuff in the first film.
Anonymous No.212942096
>>212942053
If the dragons could talk, I might agree with you. As it is, you're comparing adopting a new pet with making first contact all over again.
Anonymous No.212942185 >>212942280
>>212941898
that was not, if that's what you are thinking.
Anonymous No.212942205
>>212929942 (OP)
>>212940628
Now all she needs is to adopt some human styles.
Anonymous No.212942229
>>212931023
>>212932626
No one really cares about spoilers, only women but that's because they can't rationalize their emotions. If you would spend just a moment to think about it, the realization that comes from the spoilers is exactly the same as that which comes during the theater experience in terms of intensity, the only difference is that there is a temporal interval. You're feeling exactly as you would down the line, only in a chronologically unlinear manner, and if you aren't capable of manipulating your own perception of time after the fact, I'm sorry to say but you're probably not even white.
Anonymous No.212942256
>>212942053
True, it's harder to be as interested in the water stuff as much as Cameron is. Would make for a great section of an Avatar game though. I want to drive a crab suit around already!
Anonymous No.212942280
>>212942185
Lol that wasn't a wall of text? Are you retarded? It was a massive paragraph.
Anonymous No.212942342
>>212942053
>One of my biggest issues with the sequel was that the flora and fauna of the seas were so much less interesting then the stuff in the first film.

The diving scenes were my favourite part of the film. They were so magical and beautiful. The soundtrack and the 3D went so hard in those scenes. Just wanted to soak it all in.
Anonymous No.212942376
>>212939587
Based Meals on wheels poster
Anonymous No.212942420 >>212946959
>>212939920
Did he pull off anything similar in the 2nd?
Anonymous No.212942518
>>212941219
If you analyze that segment you will see that she somehow got a hold of a flamethrower. That bitch is ironically, wet as fuck there.
Anonymous No.212942560 >>212942687
>>212941742
>Anon, you must marry a qt latina, have many white children
Alright James, I will.
Anonymous No.212942687 >>212942719 >>212942887
>>212942560
One drop rule, anon.
The only thing you're having is mutts.
Anonymous No.212942719
>>212942687
>his white genes are so weak that they can't bleach an octaroon
kek you must be either irish or north italian
Anonymous No.212942887
>>212942687
>One drop rule, anon
literally dumb naziboo shit.
Anonymous No.212943000 >>212943150
>>212930565
Navi Quarich was fucking great
Anonymous No.212943150
>>212943000
>he mirrors Jake by attempting to tame a dragon bare-handed
>punches it in the fucking mouth
I even remember the entire theater laughing at that (implying they remembered the reference the scene is making and how it contrasts to it).
People underestimate how much weight Avatar has in the public consciousness of normal people, hint, it's as much as any other major blockbuster that's not capeshit (because capeshit is the only thing that shines some light in the huge cultural void of the zoomer gen).
Anonymous No.212943553
Anonymous No.212943599 >>212943642
>>212940833
> spoils Jake getting captured
What?
Anonymous No.212943642 >>212943663
>>212943599
Yes, so dorks can stop whining that they le never lose
Anonymous No.212943660
>>212933090
Based based based
Anonymous No.212943663 >>212943758
>>212943642
Would have been better to experience that in the theaters retard
Anonymous No.212943684
>>212935329
Spics and manlets should all be genocided
Anonymous No.212943729
>>212939693
You can play warhammer games for decades if you like, it'll never fix your bmi and you'll never have a chin.
Anonymous No.212943758
>>212943663
No, dumbfuck. This stops their constant whining for the next six months. Try working on your reading comprehension.
Anonymous No.212944294 >>212951895
>>212937299
This is the best Tuk gen I’ve ever seen. Where can I find more from this set?
Anonymous No.212945298
>>212930384
Need a new source for this. Love Avatar. Help a brother out?
Anonymous No.212945450
>>212938977
checked
Anonymous No.212946182
>>212939540
>Show me 1 black human in this franchise
Anonymous No.212946650
>>212935938
??? what the genuine fuck are you talking about
Anonymous No.212946673
>>212941857
That's not true.
Pirates 4 grossed slightly over $1 (one) billion, Pirates 5 dropped to $800 mil and was barely profitable
Anonymous No.212946691
>>212930565
cute fish catgirls
Anonymous No.212946761
>>212935019
you must protect her smile
Anonymous No.212946789
>>212935447
too soon
Anonymous No.212946958
3 billies incoming
Anonymous No.212946959 >>212947113 >>212947615 >>212948626 >>212948655 >>212951991
>>212942420
Anonymous No.212947113
>>212946959
*must* be a mere coincidence!
Anonymous No.212947172 >>212947210 >>212947232
Why is this board pretending to care about these movies? Contranism is just retardation at some point.
Anonymous No.212947210
>>212947172
You must be new here

https://youtu.be/Z10nWfR2nv0?si=FLlnPbTzOvQucJ7U
Anonymous No.212947232
>>212947172
Manlets like you should be forced to work in mines like little dwarves until you die
Anonymous No.212947615 >>212947810
>>212946959
>Avatar 1, USA flag is the background for military guy in charge of the security of the operation, sets up a sort of false flag to be justified in going all out
>Avatar 2, Israeli flag is the background for reformed military guy under an alien skin, whose mission is to infiltrate the native population and subvert it
Anonymous No.212947810
>>212947615
>mission is to infiltrate the native population and subvert it
That's a stretch. The recoms are seen as useful because they can avoid the "immune response," Eywa won't recognize them as hostile and send the wildlife to attack them. They are not intended to pose as or integrate with real Na'vi
Anonymous No.212948626
>>212946959
>Think that Jew shit is just a schizo babble.
>the best and very serious and thoughtful director puts shit like this in his 2bln dollars movie.

What the hell.
Anonymous No.212948655
>>212946959
>pre-2012 movie
>proud American flag
>post-2012 movie
>star of David

What did Jimbo mean by that?
Anonymous No.212948782
>>212930565
that's the secret sauce
Anonymous No.212948849 >>212948896
>>212929942 (OP)

Aztec vibes
Anonymous No.212948896 >>212949561
>>212948849
>Quaritch = Cortez
Anonymous No.212949561 >>212949615
>>212948896
Cortez rallied all the natives to kill the particularly evil natives.
Anonymous No.212949615 >>212951106
>>212949561
That's just how the spanish spun it. The natives that rallied with the spanish were bloodlusted and the victims were pacifists.
Anonymous No.212950140 >>212950759
>>212930565
Manlet human bastard touching inappropriate the tail of adoptive sister was a high for me.
BTW: concept art shows Navi and huma penis being nearly same size.
Anonymous No.212950759 >>212951920
>>212950140
Human penis is bigger.
Hopefully Spider will remain to be a human and we will have human on Navi sex scene in movie 5.
They can make it work.
Anonymous No.212951106 >>212951711
>>212949615
>aztecs
>pacifist
Nigga what. Is this one of those "history" memes they teach these days?
Anonymous No.212951629 >>212953180
>neytiri is a race traitor
What did James Cameron mean by this?
Anonymous No.212951690
>>212929942 (OP)
I will take your offer... into consideration.
Anonymous No.212951711
>>212951106
Are you illiterate?
Anonymous No.212951895 >>212952072 >>212952238 >>212952934
>>212944294
It's my gen. I can do more if you like it.
Anonymous No.212951915
Tuklewders get the arrow
Anonymous No.212951920 >>212952598
>>212950759
>Human penis is bigger.
That's BS.

So you wake up in your Avatar body, and you get lost in the jungle with nothing to comfort you, so you go to jerk it and your hand is massively bigger than your junk?

This shit is killing the dream.
Anonymous No.212951923
>>212930565
I never understood why the first one was popular, it's CGIslop, it has zero cinematographic and cultural value, yet everyone was pissing boiling piss over it, didn't even bother with the second one, my time is too valuable.
In retrospect, the current generation of CGI "artists" are more than likely 20 something year old pajeets that saw Avatar when they were little and it got them into this horrible field of work.
Anonymous No.212951948
>>212938977
Fucking BASED
Anonymous No.212951991
>>212946959
I see a hexagon what are you talking about?
Anonymous No.212952062 >>212952169 >>212953013
How is this shit? I love the world.
Anonymous No.212952072 >>212952234 >>212952288
>>212951895
Please do, these are top tier.
Anonymous No.212952122
What if Tony Soprano became a Na'Vi?
Anonymous No.212952169 >>212952180 >>212952206
>>212952062
Can I play it on Switch 2? I need this asap I love avatar
Anonymous No.212952180
>>212952169
>nintendo
>avatar

Now it makes sense
Anonymous No.212952206
>>212952169
Soz no!
Anonymous No.212952234
>>212952072
>t.pedo
Anonymous No.212952238
>>212951895
Would love it if you did. We should continue this in a thread where we can have more fun.
Anonymous No.212952288 >>212952392
>>212952072
Here are a few I quickly picked. Have not checked them much so may not all be good.
https://ctxt.io/2/AAB458DPEw
Anonymous No.212952392 >>212952512
>>212952288
Fantastic. Are you a member of the degen ai server? I Would like to talk more
Anonymous No.212952447
Anonymous No.212952480
>>212939920
you're mocking him but even simple visual messaging like this is levels and levels above what the average film is capable of producing nowadays
Anonymous No.212952512 >>212952597
>>212952392
No. what server is that?
Anonymous No.212952597 >>212952745
>>212952512
The discord Aichan server. Got an invite for you
discord.gg/vNNWCQf
Anonymous No.212952598
>>212951920
>eywa made the ratio of palm area to dick length incredibly disproportional so that the naavi have no choice but to have sex
if God exists, it's less benevolent than eywa
Anonymous No.212952745
>>212952597
great. joined.
Anonymous No.212952934
>>212937299
>>212951895
What would it take to render the whole movie in this style? Maybe some day...
Anonymous No.212952953
>>212929942 (OP)
sar redeem the avatar kind sar
Anonymous No.212953013
>>212952062
good if you ignore the trainwreck of a story (pretty easy to do).
The biomes they came up with are pretty cool, I'd love to see them in the movies
Anonymous No.212953116 >>212953575 >>212954815 >>212954947 >>212955391
i cant believe jimmy threw away his career for this shite
Anonymous No.212953140 >>212954156
Hey Colonel Quaddich, how does it feel to betray your race for a crumb of Taco Bell Volcano Dorito's Loco Taco Supreme pussy?
Anonymous No.212953180
>>212951629
majake is a na'vi
Anonymous No.212953575
>>212953116
>some of the highest grossing films ever
yeah man, I bet he's really seething lol
Anonymous No.212954120 >>212955871
>>212930658
If you didn't watch it in IMAX 3D in the kinoplex, you didn't see this movie. It's really not the same experience watching it at home in whatever gay home theater set up you have. Plenty of visual details in the movie don't translate well in blue ray but is great in the big screen.
Anonymous No.212954156
>>212953140
>For our sins in our past lives, we have been brought back as the new exclusive Baja Blastβ„’ Editions.
Anonymous No.212954197
>>212941036
it is customary to put some good bits from your film into the trailer
A3 looks so uninteresting. let hope its a gripping character study rite guyz!
Anonymous No.212954815
>>212953116
>cant believe jimmy threw away his career for this shite
lol. The films are groundbreaking, staggeringly epic, immensely popular and incredibly profitable.
Anonymous No.212954862
>>212941648
I'd have a kid with Zoe Saldana.
Anonymous No.212954947
>>212953116
More people watched and liked Avatars than Aliens or Terminator 2.
Let this sink in.
Jimbo won.
Anonymous No.212954998 >>212955382
>Lo'ak: You wish now that our places had been exchanged. That I had died and Neteyam had lived.
>Audience: Yes. I wish that.
>Lo'ak: Since you are robbed of Neteyam, I will do what I can in his stead.
>Lo'ak: If I should do something epic, think better of me, fans.
>Audience: That will depend on the ritz of your epicness.
Anonymous No.212955382
>>212954998
Wow the audience is literally me.
Anonymous No.212955391 >>212955565
>>212953116
>threw away his career
His career is putting out one of the highest grossing movies ever every few years and then crawling back into his sub and disappearing beneath the waves until the money runs out.
Anonymous No.212955565 >>212955575
>>212955391
Didn't Avatar 2 need to hit 2 billion just to break even? Movie was a flop.
Anonymous No.212955572
>>212929942 (OP)
Nobody has ever met anybody who likes Avatar.
Anonymous No.212955575
>>212955565
Do you have Google?
Anonymous No.212955591
>>212939587
South East Asian phenotype
Anonymous No.212955871
>>212954120
>If you didn't watch it in IMAX 3D in the kinoplex, you didn't see this movie. It's really not the same experience watching it at home in whatever gay home theater set up you have

Fuck it, I just bought a ticket to see Fantastic Four in 3D just so I can watch this trailer on the big screen. Disney wins again.

Don't know how I'm going to get through these next few months before I can return to Pandora.
Anonymous No.212955955 >>212956123
>>212930565
False I remember that cool shark thing.
Anonymous No.212956123 >>212956191
>>212955955
I held my breath for that whole scene. Literally. Kind of thing I do to immerse in the experience. Anyone else weird like that?
Anonymous No.212956176 >>212956198
>>212941857
But the Pirates movies are understandable because people love Jack Sparrow. You can make a pirate movie about him taking a dump and it would succeed. Avatar never had anything going for it except the CGI which makes it weird that people flock to see it.
Anonymous No.212956191 >>212956218 >>212956981
>>212956123
Nothing weird about that. Did the same basically.
Anonymous No.212956198
>>212956176
Just because you keep saying that doesn't make it true.
Anonymous No.212956218
>>212956191
Neither of you are normal. Probably some form of downs or some shit.
Anonymous No.212956304
>>212930384
Anonymous No.212956332 >>212956543
Not enough adorable and amusing itt
Anonymous No.212956543 >>212956661 >>212956741 >>212956774 >>212956790 >>212956873
>>212956332
Unironically, what is the purpose of the Tuk of whatever that little girl's name in this franchise?
She is clearly too small and undeveloped to be anything other than the kid to be kidnapped.
And that would be so at least untill the timeskip between Movie 4 and 5, which is the last one.
Was she unironically written in to be the jailbait?
Anonymous No.212956661
>>212956543
Not everyone needs a specific purpose. What are the purposes of the thousands of humans and other Na'vi we see on screen?
Anonymous No.212956741
>>212956543
she's gonna get squished by a big robot piloted by an evil white human and it'll be really sad and stuff
Anonymous No.212956774
>>212956543
>what is the purpose of the Tuk
to be cute and for protecting
Anonymous No.212956790
>>212956543
Unironically to be cute and funny
Anonymous No.212956873 >>212956910
>>212956543
>Was she unironically written in to be the jailbait?
She's the kid appeal character you perv. These are family movies. If you were at all normal she would arouse paternal/maternal protective instincts in you rather whatever you had in mind.
Anonymous No.212956910
>>212956873
She arouses alright
Anonymous No.212956981 >>212956997
>>212956191
so they're gonna kiss on this new movie and fuck in the 4th one when they're adults, right?
Anonymous No.212956997 >>212957043
>>212956981
No, Varang is going to kill Kiri
Anonymous No.212957043
>>212956997
*fuck Kiri
Anonymous No.212957251
Calling it now, Lyle and Quaritch will fight to the death.
Anonymous No.212957711
Norm will get a sexy Ash clan wife.
Anonymous No.212957729
Tuktirey will become the Eywa of Earth
Anonymous No.212957863
Lo'ak will become chief of the Metkayina with Tsireya wife.
Anonymous No.212957928 >>212958014
Neytiri will grieve for Jake while living in a shitty overcrowded apartment on Earth and being forced to wageslave. She must suffer.
Anonymous No.212958014
>>212957928
HISSSS
Anonymous No.212958241 >>212958382 >>212958621
Anonymous No.212958382
>>212958241
Oh damn, I didn't know that was a benefit. Just enlisted, Mr. Cameron Sir!
Anonymous No.212958621
>>212958241
skydemons are unable to pleasure na'vi women
Anonymous No.212959644
I dont remember this shot in the theater.
Was it extended scene?
Looks very pleasing.
Anonymous No.212959647
Blue Cat