>>212929942 (OP)Jim, i know you are here.
Put that damn official trailer on the youtube already, im tired of posting low quality leak.
https://litter.catbox.moe/za9rcfga5opajm6c.mp4
>>212929942 (OP)emo twilek or whatever that faggot calls them
>>212929942 (OP)I bet she actually does have dominion there
>>212929942 (OP)Imagine her pleasing your SHC (Small Human Cock)
Avatar 2 came out and no one can remember a single thing about it.
stop falling in love with evil women
>>212930565I just watched it for the first time last night, was very startled to learn it came out in 2022. I thought it was like last year.
Not a very interesting movie as usual but the visuals are decent. Iโve felt very meh about both movies.
>>212930565>>212930658You both realize this is going to make 2 billion dollars+ again right?
>>212930384Quatrich and Varang spotted.
>>212930778Iโm sure it will but I donโt get why.
>>212930565>Funny family montage>RDA arriving>Kiri riding on top of the tank with Sigourney>Flying over an ocean>Cool diving lessons>Bigass whale>Quatrich and Spider bonding>Kiri being Chose One>Kids getting kidnaped>All out fightquite easy and i only watched it once in a theater
>>212929942 (OP)I will now watch your flick.
>>212930789Why did they show the ending of the movie in the trailer?
>>212929942 (OP)So is the smurf commando man going to do something now or is he going to be a jobber again?
>An overdressed Navi women will never give you an extra tall hug.
>>212931079> final battle on volcano thingThey did
>>212929942 (OP)Why do these niggers live in huts instead of pyramids when they don't follow Eywa's laws, why is Cameron such a hack?
>>212930565People loved the family and navigated quarritch
>>212930789Thatโs hilarious that they spoiled a full team up vs humans
Jake Sully dying this movie is the most open secret lol
>>212932655The real question is will Quarritch also die
>>212930565The only good parts were Kiri. The rest is just shit retread of the first film.
>>212932735I think they give him one more
>>212931023Nobody goes to see Avatar to be surprised by the story, they go because itโs an โeventโ and everyone else is going to see it
jimbo really gonna make this nigga the villain for all 5 movies ain't he.
>>212930565>Avatar 2 came out and no one can remember a single thing about it.It was magical. I saw it theatrically 10 times in 3D, but haven't watched it since. Watching it on tv would be no comparison. It was easily the most thrilling, entertaining, touching film I saw that year. And I saw almost everything. So many disappointing, unengaging, lackluster films. Way of Water blew them all away. By a wide margin.
Can't wait to go back to Pandora.
>>212929942 (OP)Took three movies to finally design a hot one. It's the bad bitches man, every time.
>>212930384Its coming with F4 movie. It literally will not be officially out till Friday.
>>212933090Are you supposed to be posting online without your handler?
>>212933090THIS. December cant come soon enough. What a great way to cap off this retarded year.
>>212933090Based.
People hating it fail to appreciate the grandeur and sheer sincerety of these movies.
Like, this is what big and great movies were always supposed to be.
Not that they should only be like that. But epics like Ben Hur, Ten Commandments, Star Wars and now Avatar have all rights to exist too.
To attract the people, make them feel entertained, thrilled, emotional, to send them on the journey.
Avatars excels at that.
>>212933312>People hating it fail to appreciate the grandeur and sheer sincerety of these movies.absolutely. They're too quick to dismiss what a rare beast these films are, and always for the most trivial, and irrelevant reasons. No fucking way does Ferngully and Pocahontas go this hard.
Their eyes are not fully open.
>>212930789I'm so hyped for them being comically evil. I bet Varang will have some funny interactions with humans
>>212933090I saw it three times over several weeks. Fully packed theater each time. Looking forward to it again!
>>212929942 (OP)I really hope they let the evil Navi actually be evil. I'm going to be so disappointed if they all see the error of their ways and change sides before the movie is over.
>>212930384>James Cameron hitting cinema with the defibrillatorsHe's the only one left trying to create spectacle
>>212932331final battle =/= ending
Almost every blockbuster includes shots from its final action sequence in its marketing.
>>212933539I think they're cool action movies and this one will probably also be pretty cool
>>212934882Well, they cut off other Na'vis queues and wear them as ornaments, scalp them too, plus burn down villages and kill the inhabitants. They seem pretty damn set in their evilness.
Neytiri WILL be happy again
The tears of Neytiri satiates Quaritch's thirst.
>>212932942He better, he's the reason I'm gonna watch the new one
Neytiri's growing hatred increases the power of evil surrounding everything and driving negative events. Let the hate flow through you.
>Quatrich kills Jake in a third
>Neytiri kills Varang in a forth
>Quatrich and Neytiri are becoming unlikely partners and fall in love in a fifth
Kino incoming.
Does Abatap still care about these?
>>212930565Jake Sully and Ney'tiri have to leave their home tree because the mining guys from the first movie are out to get them, including that Quaritch guy resurrected in a new Na'vi avatar body. This includes Quaritch's bastard son known as Spider. Jake Sully and Ney'tiri now have two daughters, but I can't remember their names. One of them looks like and is voiced by Sigourney Weaver. They go to a tribe of other Na'vi in an Oceania-like region of Pandora. The new tribe is very Polynesian-like, basically blue space Samoans. The daughter character goes on an adventure and meets a whale. The company guys team up with some other guys to hunt the whales because they have ambergris in them that can extend human life or something like that. The bad guys burn up one village looking for Jake's family. There's a big chase scene and conflict. Quaritch almost dies but Spider saves him.
From memory, didn't google any of it.
>Time skip
>Quatrich is killed by Tuktirey
>>212930565>https://kemono.su/posts?q=tsireyaNot even one page of horny fanart.
>>212935714no one wants to squirt on fishy eggs except Lo'ak
152 days, let's go!
How come when people criticise these films, they can't point to something that has the same spectacle and action to it?
>>212935819>flashy colours and gunfire = goodfound the mouthbreather
If Cameron had a real set of stones on him he would have admitted the story doesn't live up to the budget and CGI demands, and would have made the movie on a $80 million dollar budget with traditional hand-drawn animation.
But then he wouldn't get to play with all his toys.
>>212935910>I want my films as dark and bleak looking as possibleNot a film recommendation anon.
>>212935819Right? They say it's generic or some shit, but there's nothing like it. It's akin to Star Wars at this point with the amount of effort a single creator is putting into making them and how much of a big event each premiere is.
>>212935938The story is fantastic though. Just because you're mad it's successful and people love it, doesn't change that.
>>212935956Quote me on that. Where did I say that?
>>212935993give me a film recommendation, you're a poser, a pseud, a fool.
Evil women are hot even when they're blueberries.
>>212936067Big Trouble in Little China
Terminator 1
Princess Bride
12 Angry Men (Original & TV Remake)
Dracula
The ass that destroyed Pandora
>>212929942 (OP)My goddess has dominion over ALL the realms.
>>212935992What story? Dances with wolves in space?
>>212929942 (OP)disney garbage yawn
>>212936242>still making this shitpost when we are at a planet-wide consciousness alien creature who's going to dictate the battle between the humans (a dying species) and her Avatar, in a battle for the soul of Pandora in a literal sense
>>212929942 (OP)I have never seen any Avatar movie.
Only watching this for she.
>>212937205That's good, sweetie. It'll still make multiple billies without you. You can go watch your superdude comics.
>>212930565I remember it being shit and the retarded kids got tied up every 5 minutes
>>212929942 (OP)Jimmy really thinks I'm going to show up at the theatre to watch the same movie again just because he added a hot goth mommy blue alien cat gf.
>>212934951Who's getting their usb opnytail cut off?
I'm betting neyney
>>212929942 (OP)i want to rape the goth navi
>humans are the bad guys again and will lose
BRAVO!!! SO RIVETING!!!!
>>212937743>just repeated rlm slop opinions yet againBRAVO!!! SO RIVETING!!!!
>>212930565>heavily family centric plot>giant whale aliens, Save Willy esque plot>whales produce goo that humans use to live forever>Navi orphan girl has magical spirit connection to eywa>Quaritch reborn as navi and follows parallel experience to Jake in the first movie, equally as prepared to throwdown>dread head white kid is secretly quaritchs son>Humans in epic flashback bombard and vaporize Navi land in order to build their first colony>Carmela is the highest military figure and doesn't seem to give a fuck about anything going on with Jake because theyre very established>Jake and Quaritch have awesome knife fight in sinking ship>Jake's wife kills humans like a savage and scares the shit out of the boy>water navi are racist to Jake's family and negro/islander coded>Quaritch goes through different tribes searching for Jake threatening children and burning their tents>Jakes remnants of his sky tribe have been using human technology to raid the humansseen it once btw could probably keep going
>>212933090based and soulpilled
>>212938028based normal-memory, healthy-brain having anon
>>212930384This looks almost exactly like Avatar 2
>>212937927You don't think it's weird that the different clans of blue cat monsters live in perfect harmony with each other?
>>212930384This looks completely different than Avatar 2
>>212933090>It was magical. I saw it theatrically 10 times in 3D, but haven't watched it since. Watching it on tv would be no comparison. It was easily the most thrilling, entertaining, touching film I saw that year. And I saw almost everything. So many disappointing, unengaging, lackluster films. Way of Water blew them all away. By a wide margin.>>212933312>People hating it fail to appreciate the grandeur and sheer sincerety of these movies.>Like, this is what big and great movies were always supposed to be.>Not that they should only be like that. But epics like Ben Hur, Ten Commandments, Star Wars and now Avatar have all rights to exist too...Avatars excels at that.I gotta agree. These aren't the deepest movies, they're not Shakespeare. They're not Scripture. But God damn do they take 3 hours and make your eyes go wide, make your heart beat a little faster, and maybe put a smile on your face. Grandeur and sincerity are two things our world lacks right now. We're cynical, we're negative, we're jaded. We look for offense everywhere and take offense at everything. We expect that a compliment is some kind of veiled sarcastic threat or any gift is a trap. We've explained away all the magic in the world. We look at a flower and bitch that cutting it hurts the environment. We look at a baby and wonder what gender it will want to be and whether it'll be racist, or whether we'll fuck the environment irreparably before it can have kids of its own. But we can sit in the dark and be quiet for a couple hours and maybe see something we haven't seen before, that makes us smile a little. Just let yourself enjoy something once in a while, for no other reason than to enjoy something. It's not always easy, but if you can let yourself slip into it, you'll have a great experience.
>>212935938>If Cameron had a real set of stones on him he would have admitted the story doesn't live up to the budget and CGI demands, and would have made the movie on a $80 million dollar budget with traditional hand-drawn animation.>But then he wouldn't get to play with all his toys.These movies are as much a technical demo and a way to create new movie technology as anything else. The scripts don't need to be the greatest ever. It's about making something that can be used in the future on other movies. And it's about making a fuckload of money, let's not kid ourselves.
>>212938283They can do that because they're on opposite ends of the planet. It'd be like someone on North America, someone on Hawaii, and someone on Madagascar. They could live in peace, until they mix and someone fucks it all up.
>>212938977checked and based
>>212930565Alien whales
They got an 80 year old Sigourney Weaver to voice a teenage girl
>WHITE HUMANS BAD
>LEFTIST ANTI WHITE RACE GOOD
>>212939409>/pol/go back to containment you fucking faggot.
>>212939435Show me 1 black human in this franchise. There will never be even a single victory shown for humanity in the series that isn't painted as hitler 2.0 even when the series says that humanity depends on unobtanium
>>212939402Yes, actors play roles of characters that they are not in reality. Very insightful.
>>212939540Nobody cares about your polbrain bullshit retard.
>>212939568I want humanity to genocide those blue alien fucks
>>212939634Im aware you fundamentally don't understand movies for children.
>>212930565>what if colonialism was...le evil
>>212939647I literally do not care about the gay message of the movie. I want to see them use mechs and wipe out all alien resistance. Those have always been the best parts of avatar
>>212939693Are you a toddler? You have to be 18 to post here.
>>212937304don't watch those either
>>212932942>Our guy Quaritch>Villain
>>212939705Seems I struck a nerve. Keep dancing monkey
>>212937299saved to my /fiction/avatar (bad)/ folder
>>212939540>wahhh wahhh why don't le humans win? I'm shididng and farding Humans in Avatar royally fuck up their own planet, lie to the Navi about the RDA landing in the planet, engineer a plot to use Navi puppets to get them to fucking move from their tree, proceed to bunker bust the tree and murder hundreds of men, women and children, then a few years later, carpet bomb an entire area to build a city in the effort of taking over the planet and genociding everything that moves.
In what way do you need a "win"?
>>212939748How the hell do these movies actually portray these hippie retards ever winning? This shit is as retarded as fucking ewoks fighting storm troopers.
>>212939748I don't understand going into a thread and then just acting like you do. You have to be underage.
>>212939760>In what way do you need a "win"?ayylmaos get put on a reservation, the end
>>212939807Woah 4edgy6me you are really cool, how many trilbys do you own you fucking utter faggot?
>>212939813This. Is deploying sarin gas so hard?
>>212939790>how can people enjoy Darth Vader?? He's a bad guy!!you are quite literally a retard
>>212939782They won one movie. Lost big last movie and had a small win. Will lose even bigger this movie. But tards like you keep whining "why they always win and humans always lose?!" because you're just watching tiktoks
>>212939878What on earth are you even trying to say?
Woah....thats like the American flag....James Cameron....you are a genius
>>212932836Avatar 2 was a fun ride.
>>212939851>nooo you can't side with your own species that's evil!The "Noble Savage" is a myth, and once you understand that falsehood, you can't take these movies or anything else that uses the trope seriously. You react to it as if the movie portrayed things the way you know they really would be.
>>212939851>Woah 4edgy6me you are really cool, how many trilbys do you own you fucking utter faggot?this anon is brown
>>212939782They win off screen in practically every single engagement
>>212939937Cool, wrong board.
>>212939888I've never seen any of the movies, nor have I claimed otherwise. 30 seconds of the leaked trailer is the most avatar I've ever consumed.
>>212939975>ive never seen them >but I'm going to have opinions
>>212939937Don't bother replying to the faggot. They will never even bother to try and understand
>>212939966what the fuck are you talking about
>>212939937Anon it's about literal space aliens on an alien planet. They can be whatever the creator wants them to be, including noble savages. It doesn't matter that they didn't exist in reality.
>>212940005Was I incorrect?
>>212940006You can't even webm right, the subtitles are too fast because there aren't enough fucking frames to this so your meme doesn't even land, Apu.
>We need to destroy a paradise to fill it with hordes of browns, mountains of plastic waste, fields of corn syrup, and endless wage slaving! Think of our boss's quarterly profits! He needs to make more money!
>>212940041Yeah, because the Navi lose constantly to the humans and their military. They can't even stop them from making an entire city on their planet in the second one.
>>212940049It's not subbed for a fucking tiktok video, that's the way subtitles work. I just cut the clip at the relevant part of the sentence despite the subtitles being his full response.
>>212940028THIS IS DA WRONG BOARD FOR YOU
imagine I said that very slowly like you were a retarded downs kid.
>>212935938Why the fuck would he have made hand drawn movies when his cgi spectacles have made 5 billion dollars? That's the dumbest opinion I've ever seen in one of these threads.
>>212940111Calm down, retard.
bca
md5: 79f185fa5904236b9f88e16596a85d1f
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>>212940092>It's not subbed for a fucking tiktok video, that's the way subtitles work.what in the fuck are you even saying?
>>212940069>is that highly advanced and successful society full of lifeOHOOOO HH MY LANTA SAVE ME PANDORA!
>>212940078Yeah but my point is even a single instance of alien pterodactyls defeating fucking mechs is ridiculous. You would have to regress to pre-Napoleonic era technology to reach something they could have a chance at defeating.
>>212939851how do people get so triggered over literally nothing? what's wrong with you?
>>212940130I just don't understand you, why would you just start speeding zoomer-tier polnigger shit in an avatar thread? Nobody asked you, I'm the only one even engaging with you. Last (you) though, hope you kill yourself.
>>212930565jake's eldest son died after muttering 1, maybe 2 lines of dialogue
>>212940155Something beyond your pitiful comprehension, apparently.
>>212940192>I just don't understand you, why would you just start speeding zoomer-tier polnigger shit in an avatar thread?I'm not that anon, but you're a reactionary goober. Control yourself. Sheesh.
>>212940164Maybe you should watch the movies then so you aren't confused?
>>212940194It wasn't even coherent English lol
>>212940192>Last (you) though, hope you kill yourself.Seek help, you're mentally ill.
QUARITCH DID NOTHING FUCKING WRONG
FUCK NA'VI
FUCK JAKE
FUCK PANDORA
FUCK THEIR GAY ASS FAGGOT TREE
BURN THE FUCKING PLANET DOWN AND RAPE NA'VI WOMEN
PLUNDER UNOBTANIUM
HUMANITY FOREVER
>>212940213>t.pic related
>>212940239Whatever you have to tell yourself
>>212940192>I just don't understandbelieve me we know
Sigh. Yeah the second one's script was a shameless retread and the character writing sucks, but these are the only movies that understand why movie theaters were ever magical in the first movie. Take my money, Cameron, you lovable hack.
>>212940464Magical in the first place*
No one actually cares if you like the "bad guys". Like whoever, the movies are still fun. I like that Jake's finally getting captured and want to see how it shakes things up. Plus Quaritch likely further losing the remnants of his humanity and going full native is an interesting angle.
>>212940628>QuaritchHe will lead the combined Navi tribes AND humans against the Xenomorph invasion in the final film
>>212930384This has some similarities and some differences as Avatar 2
>>212940464>but these are the only movies that understand why movie theaters were ever magicalI've always hated movie theaters. Rest in piss.
>>212929942 (OP)One of the only upcoming films I actually look forward to seeing. Cameron feels like the only guy in Hollywood who's still making movies on an epic scale. What else is there? DUNC maybe but I wasn't very impressed by the first two.
>>212940914How were you not impressed by Dune 2...?
>>212940628The movies are retarded because there's no way for the "bad" guys not to win effortlessly, but they lose anyway because Cameron is a hack. Makes every character in the story seem retarded, the bad guys for managing to lose an unlosable fight, and the protagonists for defeating people at that level of competence.
>>212940951You didn't watch the second one did you?
>>212940951None of that is true. The bad guys won most of the last movie and are set to win most of this movie.
>>212930384retards see 2m 26s minutes of a 3h 12m movie and say "JAMES SPOILED THE WHOLE MOVIE!!"
Here I go, worshipping Tuk again
>>212941219It's what happens when they live in the no dominion land. They get smug.
>>212938977>I gotta agree. These aren't the deepest movies, they're not Shakespeare. They're not Scripture. But God damn do they take 3 hours and make your eyes go wide, make your heart beat a little faster, and maybe put a smile on your face. Grandeur and sincerity are two things our world lacks right now.I gotta disagree. These are deep movies. They're superbly written. And they go hard as fuck and hit like a jackhammer.
They deliver on every level. Soulful, spiritual, scriptural, sexual, psychological.
>>212930565It's only a little harder to summarize than Avatar 1 because it is more of a movie. The first Avatar was so generic that that isn't hard to do, but 2 just trusts itself with more characters and more plots to develop overall, thankfully.
>>212930565It literally increased fertility in the west. Check the stats on white women's births 9 months after the movie. It reinvigorated family values. My gf wouldn't shut up about wanting a kid after.
>>212936200>but when Eywa needed him most, he vanished
>>212933312Avatar isn't an epic, you couldn't even tell me what it's about 5 minutes after leaving the theater. Nobody gives a shit about these movies, that's why everyone forgets about them the moment they come out. And they shouldn't give a shit about them, because they're fucking retarded at basically every level, from the world building, to the narrative, to the characters, to the action. The only thing they have going for them are the visuals, which to me look like video game garbage but which for some reason apparently lots of people like for reasons beyond me. But that's literally the only thing people like about them.
>No fucking way does Ferngully and Pocahontas go this hard.Savages alone goes harder for 5 minutes than every single ounce of hardness in the Avatar movies combined into a similar length of time.
>>212941807Kek cry more tard
>>212930778so did the last pirates movies, which I didn't even know existed until long after they came out
>>212941840barely even human...
>>212941887I know you are, you going to give me more walls of text?
The "no cultural relevance" fags in these threads are even more annoying than the "forced franchise" fags in Horizon threads.
What will the whale's role in this one be? Seems like they're attacking the ships pretty well
>>212941920>"forced franchise" fags in Horizon threadsThis is true though?
>>212941976The whales were such a downgrade from the dragons.
One of my biggest issues with the sequel was that the flora and fauna of the seas were so much less interesting then the stuff in the first film.
>>212942053If the dragons could talk, I might agree with you. As it is, you're comparing adopting a new pet with making first contact all over again.
>>212941898that was not, if that's what you are thinking.
>>212929942 (OP)>>212940628Now all she needs is to adopt some human styles.
>>212931023>>212932626No one really cares about spoilers, only women but that's because they can't rationalize their emotions. If you would spend just a moment to think about it, the realization that comes from the spoilers is exactly the same as that which comes during the theater experience in terms of intensity, the only difference is that there is a temporal interval. You're feeling exactly as you would down the line, only in a chronologically unlinear manner, and if you aren't capable of manipulating your own perception of time after the fact, I'm sorry to say but you're probably not even white.
>>212942053True, it's harder to be as interested in the water stuff as much as Cameron is. Would make for a great section of an Avatar game though. I want to drive a crab suit around already!
>>212942185Lol that wasn't a wall of text? Are you retarded? It was a massive paragraph.
>>212942053>One of my biggest issues with the sequel was that the flora and fauna of the seas were so much less interesting then the stuff in the first film. The diving scenes were my favourite part of the film. They were so magical and beautiful. The soundtrack and the 3D went so hard in those scenes. Just wanted to soak it all in.
>>212939587Based Meals on wheels poster
>>212939920Did he pull off anything similar in the 2nd?
>>212941219If you analyze that segment you will see that she somehow got a hold of a flamethrower. That bitch is ironically, wet as fuck there.
>>212941742>Anon, you must marry a qt latina, have many white childrenAlright James, I will.
>>212942560One drop rule, anon.
The only thing you're having is mutts.
>>212942687>his white genes are so weak that they can't bleach an octaroonkek you must be either irish or north italian
>>212942687>One drop rule, anonliterally dumb naziboo shit.
>>212930565Navi Quarich was fucking great
>>212943000>he mirrors Jake by attempting to tame a dragon bare-handed>punches it in the fucking mouthI even remember the entire theater laughing at that (implying they remembered the reference the scene is making and how it contrasts to it).
People underestimate how much weight Avatar has in the public consciousness of normal people, hint, it's as much as any other major blockbuster that's not capeshit (because capeshit is the only thing that shines some light in the huge cultural void of the zoomer gen).
>>212940833> spoils Jake getting captured What?
>>212943599Yes, so dorks can stop whining that they le never lose
>>212933090Based based based
>>212943642Would have been better to experience that in the theaters retard
>>212935329Spics and manlets should all be genocided
>>212939693You can play warhammer games for decades if you like, it'll never fix your bmi and you'll never have a chin.
>>212943663No, dumbfuck. This stops their constant whining for the next six months. Try working on your reading comprehension.
>>212937299This is the best Tuk gen Iโve ever seen. Where can I find more from this set?
>>212930384Need a new source for this. Love Avatar. Help a brother out?
>>212939540>Show me 1 black human in this franchise
>>212935938??? what the genuine fuck are you talking about
>>212941857That's not true.
Pirates 4 grossed slightly over $1 (one) billion, Pirates 5 dropped to $800 mil and was barely profitable
>>212930565cute fish catgirls
>>212935019you must protect her smile
>>212946959*must* be a mere coincidence!
Why is this board pretending to care about these movies? Contranism is just retardation at some point.
>>212947172You must be new here
https://youtu.be/Z10nWfR2nv0?si=FLlnPbTzOvQucJ7U
>>212947172Manlets like you should be forced to work in mines like little dwarves until you die
>>212946959>Avatar 1, USA flag is the background for military guy in charge of the security of the operation, sets up a sort of false flag to be justified in going all out>Avatar 2, Israeli flag is the background for reformed military guy under an alien skin, whose mission is to infiltrate the native population and subvert it
>>212947615>mission is to infiltrate the native population and subvert itThat's a stretch. The recoms are seen as useful because they can avoid the "immune response," Eywa won't recognize them as hostile and send the wildlife to attack them. They are not intended to pose as or integrate with real Na'vi
>>212946959>Think that Jew shit is just a schizo babble. >the best and very serious and thoughtful director puts shit like this in his 2bln dollars movie. What the hell.
>>212946959>pre-2012 movie>proud American flag>post-2012 movie>star of DavidWhat did Jimbo mean by that?
>>212930565that's the secret sauce
>>212948849>Quaritch = Cortez
>>212948896Cortez rallied all the natives to kill the particularly evil natives.
>>212949561That's just how the spanish spun it. The natives that rallied with the spanish were bloodlusted and the victims were pacifists.
>>212930565Manlet human bastard touching inappropriate the tail of adoptive sister was a high for me.
BTW: concept art shows Navi and huma penis being nearly same size.
>>212950140Human penis is bigger.
Hopefully Spider will remain to be a human and we will have human on Navi sex scene in movie 5.
They can make it work.
>>212949615>aztecs>pacifistNigga what. Is this one of those "history" memes they teach these days?
>neytiri is a race traitor
What did James Cameron mean by this?
>>212929942 (OP)I will take your offer... into consideration.
>>212951106Are you illiterate?
>>212944294It's my gen. I can do more if you like it.
>>212950759>Human penis is bigger.That's BS.
So you wake up in your Avatar body, and you get lost in the jungle with nothing to comfort you, so you go to jerk it and your hand is massively bigger than your junk?
This shit is killing the dream.
>>212930565I never understood why the first one was popular, it's CGIslop, it has zero cinematographic and cultural value, yet everyone was pissing boiling piss over it, didn't even bother with the second one, my time is too valuable.
In retrospect, the current generation of CGI "artists" are more than likely 20 something year old pajeets that saw Avatar when they were little and it got them into this horrible field of work.
>>212946959I see a hexagon what are you talking about?
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How is this shit? I love the world.
>>212951895Please do, these are top tier.
What if Tony Soprano became a Na'Vi?
>>212952062Can I play it on Switch 2? I need this asap I love avatar
>>212952169>nintendo>avatarNow it makes sense
>>212951895Would love it if you did. We should continue this in a thread where we can have more fun.
>>212952072Here are a few I quickly picked. Have not checked them much so may not all be good.
https://ctxt.io/2/AAB458DPEw
>>212952288Fantastic. Are you a member of the degen ai server? I Would like to talk more
>>212939920you're mocking him but even simple visual messaging like this is levels and levels above what the average film is capable of producing nowadays
>>212952392No. what server is that?
>>212952512The discord Aichan server. Got an invite for you
discord.gg/vNNWCQf
>>212951920>eywa made the ratio of palm area to dick length incredibly disproportional so that the naavi have no choice but to have sexif God exists, it's less benevolent than eywa
>>212952597great. joined.
>>212937299>>212951895What would it take to render the whole movie in this style? Maybe some day...
>>212929942 (OP)sar redeem the avatar kind sar
>>212952062good if you ignore the trainwreck of a story (pretty easy to do).
The biomes they came up with are pretty cool, I'd love to see them in the movies
i cant believe jimmy threw away his career for this shite
Hey Colonel Quaddich, how does it feel to betray your race for a crumb of Taco Bell Volcano Dorito's Loco Taco Supreme pussy?
>>212951629majake is a na'vi
>>212953116>some of the highest grossing films ever yeah man, I bet he's really seething lol
>>212930658If you didn't watch it in IMAX 3D in the kinoplex, you didn't see this movie. It's really not the same experience watching it at home in whatever gay home theater set up you have. Plenty of visual details in the movie don't translate well in blue ray but is great in the big screen.
>>212953140>For our sins in our past lives, we have been brought back as the new exclusive Baja Blastโข Editions.
>>212941036it is customary to put some good bits from your film into the trailer
A3 looks so uninteresting. let hope its a gripping character study rite guyz!
>>212953116>cant believe jimmy threw away his career for this shitelol. The films are groundbreaking, staggeringly epic, immensely popular and incredibly profitable.
>>212941648I'd have a kid with Zoe Saldana.
>>212953116More people watched and liked Avatars than Aliens or Terminator 2.
Let this sink in.
Jimbo won.
>Lo'ak: You wish now that our places had been exchanged. That I had died and Neteyam had lived.
>Audience: Yes. I wish that.
>Lo'ak: Since you are robbed of Neteyam, I will do what I can in his stead.
>Lo'ak: If I should do something epic, think better of me, fans.
>Audience: That will depend on the ritz of your epicness.
>>212954998Wow the audience is literally me.
>>212953116>threw away his careerHis career is putting out one of the highest grossing movies ever every few years and then crawling back into his sub and disappearing beneath the waves until the money runs out.
>>212955391Didn't Avatar 2 need to hit 2 billion just to break even? Movie was a flop.
>>212929942 (OP)Nobody has ever met anybody who likes Avatar.
>>212955565Do you have Google?
>>212939587South East Asian phenotype
>>212954120>If you didn't watch it in IMAX 3D in the kinoplex, you didn't see this movie. It's really not the same experience watching it at home in whatever gay home theater set up you haveFuck it, I just bought a ticket to see Fantastic Four in 3D just so I can watch this trailer on the big screen. Disney wins again.
Don't know how I'm going to get through these next few months before I can return to Pandora.
>>212930565False I remember that cool shark thing.
>>212955955I held my breath for that whole scene. Literally. Kind of thing I do to immerse in the experience. Anyone else weird like that?
>>212941857But the Pirates movies are understandable because people love Jack Sparrow. You can make a pirate movie about him taking a dump and it would succeed. Avatar never had anything going for it except the CGI which makes it weird that people flock to see it.
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>>212956123Nothing weird about that. Did the same basically.
>>212956176Just because you keep saying that doesn't make it true.
>>212956191Neither of you are normal. Probably some form of downs or some shit.
Not enough adorable and amusing itt
>>212956332Unironically, what is the purpose of the Tuk of whatever that little girl's name in this franchise?
She is clearly too small and undeveloped to be anything other than the kid to be kidnapped.
And that would be so at least untill the timeskip between Movie 4 and 5, which is the last one.
Was she unironically written in to be the jailbait?
>>212956543Not everyone needs a specific purpose. What are the purposes of the thousands of humans and other Na'vi we see on screen?
>>212956543she's gonna get squished by a big robot piloted by an evil white human and it'll be really sad and stuff
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>>212956543>what is the purpose of the Tukto be cute and for protecting
>>212956543Unironically to be cute and funny
>>212956543>Was she unironically written in to be the jailbait?She's the kid appeal character you perv. These are family movies. If you were at all normal she would arouse paternal/maternal protective instincts in you rather whatever you had in mind.
>>212956873She arouses alright
>>212956191so they're gonna kiss on this new movie and fuck in the 4th one when they're adults, right?
>>212956981No, Varang is going to kill Kiri
Calling it now, Lyle and Quaritch will fight to the death.
Norm will get a sexy Ash clan wife.
Tuktirey will become the Eywa of Earth
Lo'ak will become chief of the Metkayina with Tsireya wife.
Neytiri will grieve for Jake while living in a shitty overcrowded apartment on Earth and being forced to wageslave. She must suffer.
>>212958241Oh damn, I didn't know that was a benefit. Just enlisted, Mr. Cameron Sir!
>>212958241skydemons are unable to pleasure na'vi women
I dont remember this shot in the theater.
Was it extended scene?
Looks very pleasing.