Thread 212929990

My first baby is about to be one so I’ve started organizing a catalog of shows for them to watch. I’ve been going through a bunch of old stuff and it’s surprised me as an adult shows like rugrats which I loved as a kid are actually pretty pozzed, but shows I didn’t like as a kid like Rocko’s modern life are actually pretty redpilled. What are some shows you can show your kid without them being indoctrinated with gay shit?

>>212929990 (OP)
Post your wife's armpits

>>212929990 (OP)
Metalocalypse

>>212929990 (OP)
Buck Breaking: the animated series

first of all you shouldn't be showing your baby television to begin with. but since you asked just give them classic wallace and gromit, arthur, etc. and make sure it's on DVD, not a streaming service. little kids are happy to watch the same thing over and over, keep their selection limited.

>>212930212
Yeah just watch any cartoon on a streaming service today and you’ll notice little changes and tweaks everywhere. They don’t even have disclaimers anymore. Always buy the physical copy

>>212929990 (OP)
Simply put, classic cartoons from WB, MGM, Fox, Universal, etc. Aim for 1930s-1960s. Also family comedy programming from the 1950s and 1960s are good, plus The Three Stooges, Laurel and Hardy, and Abbott and Costello.

>>212930291
Also, Mr Roger’s Neighborhood, Lambchop, and Bluey are pretty much my go-to

>>212930291
well I don't mean DVDs are better on account of censorship or alterations, I just think it's better to have a physically limited selection for children to choose from. streaming is a pandora's box, it's 99% evil and 1% quality, and the kids can easily get sucked into the infinite amount of content at their disposal. parents will never win a fight in their own household against Netflix.

>>212929990 (OP)
> Rocko’s modern life are actually pretty redpilled

No… it’s just a show that was really good so zoomers pretend they’ve watched it.

>>212930395
100%. Even toddlers can figure out how to access shows via streaming services pretty quickly. You’re best just having one TV in the house connected to the internet and hiding the remote if you have kids around. Everything else on DVD/ physical media and curated

>>212930449
Is that even a thing?

>>212929990 (OP)
Nobody who uses the words "pozzed" and "redpilled" unironically has ever had sex. Nice try, OP.

The Powerpuff Girls
Dexter's Laboratory

>>212929990 (OP)
My go-to non-pozzed shows for my kid are:
>Adventures from Moomin Valley
>Lazytown
>David the Gnome
>Redwall
>Wishbone
Honorable mention:
>Pee-wee's Playhouse
It's pozzed as fuck but idc still hq

>>212932660
Seconding Redwall. Last I checked all three season were up on youtube

>>212930318
Isn't bluey a fag show

>>212929990 (OP)
Mr Rogers neighborhood
Kratts creatures (not zaboomafoo it's cringe)
Early SpongeBob

>>212932737
All the ones I mentioned are available on Youtube, or were last time I checked.

So far my kids liked the following

Gravity falls (yeah I know some pozzed shit)
Mysterious cities of gold
Watership down (70s movie)
Sailor moon
Bluey
Powderpuff girls
Lyla in the loop ( I know PBS kids but the black family is pretty solid rather then ghetto. Also logical thinking skills)


Sesame street, even the old ones, is hyper active trash

Alfred J. Kwak

>>212929990 (OP)
Congrats op. As a father of two, let tell you it's awesome but tiring as hell.

Watch what you do around them because they soak that shit up like a sponge. I've been developing my skills for my job and I make an effort to study and read in front of them so they can see such habits being used. They do what you do. For example, tell them how awesome veggies are taste and not over due treats and they will follow by example.

Include them in what you do as well. Right now I'm about to set out my clothes for the week and my oldest (4 years) loved picking out my ties to match my clothes.

Be tough but fair. I'm fairly permissive with my kids at times but they have it in good to do something when I draw the libs and do it. My wife will struggle at times to get them to pick up shit but when I do it they listen. I thin it's because I've been consistent on them to do what I tell them but never overbearing to turn them rebellious.

When you take them to the park or some event watch and play with them. Totally understand taking some me time to dick around on your phone but it's tragic how many times I see parents on their phones when I take my kids to the park. I joke with my wife about how often kids s seem to interact with me when I'm with my kids because I'm the only attentive parent there so they probably see me as a big kid rather then a parent.

As a kid I always found Little Bear cozy as hell

>>212930212
This. Don't show them TV until 2 or 3

>>212932440
This is a faggot or tranny.

>>212929990 (OP)
Top Cat
Huckleberry Hound
Yogi Bear
Wacky Races
Jabberjaw
Captain Caveman
Squiddly Diddly

>>212933904
Another one.

Do not lie to your kids, especially a bold face lie. They will think lying to a loved one is acceptable or get resentful when they realized they were lied to.

My kid caught me smoking a cigarette and said "daddy smoking" my wife try to cover and lie going no that wasn't smoking you saw. I had to step in and set it straight explaining to her that I was and it's a bad habit I need to quit.

Kids are alot smarter then most want to give them credit for. They also know when something is unfair and will hold to it when they are wronged.

>>212933904
>>212934596
Based Dad Chad

>>212930318
I have a 16 month old. Pluto TV has 24/7 Mr Rogers, we'll put it in once in a while. Sadly my kid only perks up for the commercials

Boomer ahh thread. Show your kids cool stuff from the 90s and 00s and youtubes will take care of the rest. Don't be showing them shit from the 60s that could turn into some autistic obsession for them that gets them bullied or worse.

>>212934890
>showing your 16 month old TV
disgusting

if you mean rocko's modern life was "redpilled", it definitely had bold satire of corporate/capitalist shit in there. but it was one of the first mainstream cartoons to be sympathetic to LGBTQ stuffand was filled to the brim with wacky adult jokes where nearly everyone was some kind of degenerate sex pest right down to heffer possibly knocking up the jewish filbert's shiska wife. then there's the reboot which needs no explanation. not really "appropriate" for kids either way going by what you're aiming for, though i loved it back then


meanwhile rugrats names the ((psychiatrist))

>>212934970
The Pickles were Jewish though
>>212934596
Keep the tips coming. I have a newborn. Do you go to church or anything? I haven't in ages but part of me wants to start

>>212933904
>>212934596
Based effortpost. Thanks and Godbless, bro

I'm about to have my first kid. Picked up my childhood VHSs from my parents' (Back to the Future, Star Wars, Neverending Story, etc) and have been collecting more — want to keep them away from streaming/youtube and VHSs are durable and cheap — but also thinking about setting up a dedicated Plex server for them, with stuff like early Spongebob and whatever modern shit isn't annoying. It's going to be hard to strike a balance with the internet as they get older. I don't want them to be total pariahs amongst their classmates but I also think it's insane to leave them defenceless against modern marketing and corporate psychological torture. What's a parent to do.

I would start with Sopranos and then move on to The Wire, Deadwood and then Carnivale. Skip everything else. Just those four on repeat, forever

>>212935018
You absolutely have to take your kid to church and Sunday school. The one I attend is 100% White conservative young families. When church starts all the little kids leave their parents in the pews and line up to parade out to go to Sunday School. Right before Communion starts they parade back in and go up to the altar and the priest asks what they learned today and it’s just about the most wholesome thing you could possibly see. It’s a great place for them to meet friends and families with similar mindsets. Obligatory
>t. Got my first kiss and girlfriend on a church summer rafting trip back when I was 12

>>212929990 (OP)
>saying pozzed uniornically
I feel bad for your kid

>>212934811
Thanks

>>212935018
Keep meaning too. We definitely don't skip on spiritual side of things even though we keep missing church (im raised catholic going only for Christmas, my wife is CoE also raised barely going so what do we go as is always a odd point between us. ).

Regardless my wife goes out of her to read them Bible stories at bed time and I try to explain to them at their level when they ask about God and Jesus. I enjoy more theological and mystic parts so when they get older I'm going to start bring that to them. Hate how alot of the Christian stuff for their age has a "pray and God will deliver" message and try to emphasis to them (as best i can) to pray as a source of strength but it's on you to get shit done.

They really enjoyed Joseph and the technicolor dream coat. Another one to add to your list. We watched Jesus christ superstar and it might have been a bit to deep for them to grasp as I explained concepts to them (what are lepers, why jesus was tearing shit up at the temple and what it meant, the impact of rome at the time, etc).

Congrats! Enjoy every second you have with your little one. You do be suprised at how fast they grew up.

Get them swimming as fast as possible. Either teaching them yourself or lessons. My 3 and 4 year old are in swimming lessons right now. God forbid something happens and they fall into a body of water but that simple skill to tread water is a difference between life and death.

>>212935429
Thanks mate. Regressing rereading my post, I apologize for my typos. Damn phone posting

Start em off of the Murdoch Murdoch and MDE Extreme peace for the (presumably Hapa) little chudlet you're raising.

>>212935444
Sup mate, congrats as well. Great to see so many anons about to be blessed.

That's a big question on my mind constantly as a kid who grew up with unfettered internet access.

I got a pihole on my network and going to be setting up a walled garden internet for them. Not perfect but better then unlimited access.

Best thing i saw was family computer in a visible open spot, something like the family room where the kid can't retreat off to by themselves.

It's going to be hard when they are older enough for cellphones (im thinking teenage at least maybe a sliding scale based on how responsible I can judge them and type of phone + monitoring software). Only thing I can really think of is emphasizing to them that you are what you eat and that steel sharpens steel. If they are fully understand those lessons then ideally they can make the right decisions when the time comes.

I'll take off my pretending to be a zoomer hat and talk some real shit on 4chan for a second

BabyTV shows some cool shit that is mostly classical music with textures and shapes that aren't aggressive and the camera doesn't cut, and there aren't any commercials. It made in Israel so if you're too far gone you're fucked on this. You're also fucked on giving your kid Bamba Suns, which is gay bc that shit is good with some ice cream nigga.
Daniel Tiger.
Donkey Hodie.
Dinosaur Train.
Basically anything on PBS Kids. Everything I've seen that isn't Baby TV or PBS Kids is corpofucked with ads and very little education standards. I know all of this shit is dogmatic triggers for a third of you bringing up Israel and PBS Kids but fuck you I hate Jews but I like Bamba Suns and Sharon Animation on BabyTV makes the best baby stuff with Ocean and River and Flowers and Sky so suck my dick bitch.

>>212935909
One thing I’ve noticed in my neighborhood is that even the teenagers still have flip phones. A lot of the parents around here won’t allow smartphones until the kid turns 18

>>212935965
Good. Also best phone design. Was thinking of starting move off the same way. Limited flip phones but who knows what tech will be in 10 years.

>>212935911
I'm very mix on PBS kids. My kids loved work it out wombats and over all it's another decent logic teaching show but absolutely hate the lesbian kangaroo moms with adopted kangaroo rat daughter. I make sure those episodes aren't in the rotation of what they can watch.

I will explain those concepts to them when the time is right. Not some liberal twat that doesn't even have kids

>>212935909
in addition to a family computer it's also good to have a shared family email address so that the kid sees how the left hand knows what the right hand is doing, i.e. mom and dad cooperate on seeing all the incoming email the same as they would physical mail

that also goes for things like credit card statements and bills, kids need to see that the parents are entirely on the same page on these matters instead of them playing a game of telephone, or worse not communicating at all.

>>212936308
Excellent point. Thanks anon

>>212929990 (OP)
> shows like rugrats which I loved as a kid are actually pretty pozzed
sounds like you were the one being indoctrinated with gay shit. you have no say in what your wife's bull's child watches, faggot

>>212936479
What an abhorrent post. Discord does NOT like the thought of based young dads on /tv/.
Sorry fags, no more cracking eggs for (You).

>>212933923
nice.

Candied sex with Cornflower

>>212929990 (OP)
>father of a one year old child
>talking on 4chan about "pozzed and redpilled" tv
sterilization should have been mandatory

>>212929990 (OP)
Why are you watching kids shows as a grown adult?

>>212937625
This.
Some ""'people""" don't deserve to breed.

>>212937625
>>212937678
Don't worry, you guys never will.
But the men who say "pozzed" and "redpilled" already have and will continue to do so.
You will continue to seethe. Bye now.

>>212937875
Fucking based. All they can do is regurgitate some made up ad hominem talking points. I’m glad they will never reproduce. Meanwhile based and redpilled Chad dad will continue to populate the world with more little chuds and chudettes
>captcha: POOOO

>>212929990 (OP)
looney tunes
tom and jerry
tex avery cartoons
max fleischer superman
max flescher popeye
ancient mickey mouse/goofy/donald duck cartoons
scooby doo, where are you?
scooby doo movies
pup named scooby doo
Ed Edd and Eddy season 1 and 2
Dexter's lab
Courage the cowardly dog
Johnny quest 1960s
spongebob season 1 and 2
Are you afraid of the dark?
Hey arnold season 1
nickelodeon's Doug
Batman the animated series
RECESS
pepper-ann
Ducktales
grim adventures of billy and mandy
kids next door

Throw in some essential newspaper comics for good measure such as peanuts, calvin and hobbes and gary larson far side stuff, and you can ensure they will be at least somewhat normal

>>212937935
>ywn have chain-smoking slampig Greta as a breeding sow
I didn't even know I wanted this until I saw it.

>>212929990 (OP)
>rocko redpilled
nobody tell him about the sequel
also >>>/co/

>>212936308
I grew up an only child seeing and hearing my parents argue about money and bills, from elementary to high school. THAT will fuck you up mentally. Now I’m 27 and still no kids :/

>>212936132
I got weirded out by the gay characters on PBS kids shows but then I watched some of the non PBS kids kids content out there and was so horrified I said go watch the gay kangaroos dear.

>>212938490
I'm 27 with no kids/gf but for entirely different reasons lol.

Here's a little lesson for new parents, never discourage your child from making friends unless that friend's behavior is actively harming your child. My father spent my entire childhood telling me that my classmates were idiots and that I was too smart to be friends with them. Spending time with stupid people seemed almost sinful to him, and he was certain I'd grow up to be some power attorney and social success would thereby be magnet to me. He sort of gave up on that dream and told me at 17 that I wasn't as smart as he'd thought. Now everyone I went to school with has great jobs to support their wife and children and I'm still living at home posting on /tv/, only now on the verge of being able to afford an apartment.

I'm 27, I can't blame things on my folks anymore, truth is I am kind of a retard, but having the wind out of your sails your entire adolescence catches up to you. Moral of the story is, you aren't entitled to a perfect child, you should treat his entire life as a series of pluses you contribute to, instead of looking for minuses compared to the ideal child. Especially when it comes to social development. /blog

>>212939019
That sucks anon. Sorry it went down that way.

I will tell you 27 is not old. I was a late bloomer. Got married at 34, had my first kid at 35 and only really got serious about my career at 37.

Never to late

>>212939019
Lost virginity mid 20s
Married at mid 30s
First kid late 30s
Currently 40 and pretending I like Sam Hyde more than Harland in the shit house threads
Nigga I'm 40 of course I like Harland more

>>212939152
>>212939294
thanks guys, no one tells me things like this in real life so I really appreciate it. I wish you continued success.

>>212929990 (OP)
rockos modern life is pretty red pilled, but it also has a lot of gay/tranny jokes that might be confusing to the kid.

t. learned a lot of adult humor from the show.

>>212930449
Rocko was airing regularly on Nickelodeon until 2006 or so.

>>212933904
>this is the guy calling you a Snyderjeet
Really makes you think.

>>212935674
>my wife is CoE (Church of England)
What's it like living in the Middle East, I mean Britain?

90's Nick was so fucking good. Me and my cousin sleeping over at my grandparents house watching nick until midnight. I miss it.

>>212929990 (OP)
so you want your precious little baby to grow up to hate people?

>>212939830
Shut the fuck up, retard.

>>212929990 (OP)
I'm from Peru, so all we got access to was old timey cartoons. Classic Looney Tunes, Merry Melodies and 90's anime like Captain Tsubasa, Saint Seiya and Dragon Ball. Basically make them watch whatever helps them shape a strong image of a man or a woman.

>>212929990 (OP)
From japs:
Samed, the magical elf
Doraemon
Samurai pizza Cats
Shin chan

>>212940133
who do you call when you want some pepperoni

>>212929990 (OP)
First 3 seasons of MLP are very subtly based. Based enough that (((hasbro))) had to add more species.

>>212940310
No an argument.
Go back sharty tranny

>>212933923
The backgrounds were gorgeous.

Sea Lab 2020

>>212940230
Seconded

>>212940230
This. Now watch as the shills swarm.

>>212929990 (OP)
>What are some shows you can show your kid without them being indoctrinated with gay shit?
Books.

>>212939543
I rescued her from inbred island.

My in laws like me but after ranting about jeets and saying mosely did nothing wrong I think I got a reputation with them now

>>212940512
>No an argument.
Go back sharty tranny

>>212940512
why would someone need to argue to call you a faggot

About to be a dad this fall as well

Anons, how do you deal with the onslaught of iPads? From what I’ve observed from Nephews and nieces it basically turns them into zombies and fries their attention spans. Our goal is to not have any at all and if it’s gifted it’s trashed

+1 to streaming limitation too. We are thinking when it comes to TV down the road then just PBS. Streaming teaches kids they can watch their fucking Bluey at all hours and throw a fit if not given the remote

>>212941473
Basically unless you're sitting next to them, they're not watching a screen.

A kids show? Fucking seriously?

>>212941473
The schools will start handing them out super early. Fair warning. My nephew got one in kindergarten.

>>212941473
Congrats anon!

Simply don't give them one. It does mean though that you have to engage with them. Out on a meal or at on a drive you gotta talk with them. When you see the iPad generation it's because the parents simply didn't want to talk to them.

The only iPad usage they have gotten so far is when we went on long trips and we put a movie on for them. Don't even let them handle it, just mount it between the front seats so they can watch.

Only electronics game we have played is on the retropi i setup. They really enjoyed Richard scarey busy town on the sega.

>>212934005
This

Mr. Rogers is the GOAT

My 3 year old is addicted to baby shark meh

5 year old loves fireman sam and i'll allow some things like dr squish

i hate ryan's world

i hate blippi

i hate cocomelon

rocko's modern life they probably need to be 7 plus idk how good it is, i got it on dvd and re-watched it and there's scary shit like a plane falling out of the sky that they're riding on, guy lifts weights and his arms rip off, i liked it when i was a kid but i was older, i was born around 1987 for reference

but yeah Mr rogers is the gold stanard for relaxation and education and attention span judge all by what his show was like

someone said cocomelon is the worst 1 because the longest a single shot is held for is like 4-6 seconds, average is 2, that's way too high speed for a kid

when in doubt, TURN THAT OFF and take them to the park

>>212935674
dude all the religion shit sounds really gay and you're only into it because it was forced on you when you were a kid

>>212941835
Forgot to say, I'm a tranny
>tips fedora

>>212935909
>Best thing i saw was family computer in a visible open spot, something like the family room where the kid can't retreat off to by themselves.

Mine was on a kitchen table in the middle of my house and I still jacked off all the time, got really good at hearing foot steps

>>212937991
what happens to sponge bab after season 2?

>>212941885
Kek.

Redwall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2W_3uXqsfw
Megas XLR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poV2mZuVOjI

>>212941473
Check out Arthur C. "Sri Lankan Boy Palace" Clarke's Childhood's End, it's pretty dope predictive programming

>>212941952
Johnny Bravo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_46a4va40Ns

Once upon a time...man
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dfnLa4B-Pbg

They talk a bit fast in the dub but good show if your kid has an interest in history

Scooby doo up to like alien invaders is all pretty excellent. Johnny quest. Yogi bear.

Fuck commies.

>>212941910
it was always a kid's show and everything, but the writing in season 1 and 2 was really good. around season 3 and onward they became more focused on a younger demographic and the show took a quality hit.
>tl;dr
flanderization

>>212930395
>parents will never win a fight in their own household against Netflix.
>>212931573
>100%. Even toddlers can figure out how to access shows via streaming services pretty quickly.
it's not that hard to corral kids into cutting out trash. We for instance let our two oldest kids watch some limited stuff on youtube, we had to stop them from watching this one guy "handy man hal" who originally had good videos about construction and tools but became a general trash youtube. Now our kids say "we don't watch handy man hal because he talks like a baby and makes garbage HAHAHAHA" Same thing for shows they might find on the TV, they're just straight up not allowed to watch stuff sometimes. It's like how kids will learn what swear words are and then if you say "ah fuck" in front of them they'll police you for swearing. It isn't hard to teach them.

>>212933923
Loved this and Arthur as a kid

>>212942463
Gay rat wedding

I don't watch movies, I move.

>>212942770
In mysterious ways?

>>212941885
same, still got caught a bunch of times though

>>212929990 (OP)
Consider waiting as much as possible before exposing her to any kind of screen, specifically phones

>>212932660
>>212932737
Sarah Gadon was in Redwall

>>212942502
>that fudge packer joke

>>212932660
wtf was pozzed about Pee Wee’s Playhouse. Don’t you dare go talking shit about my Pee Wee. Big Adventure remains one of the best kids films ever made

None of them? Kid's shows usually have at least a few episodes about taking care of the environment/animals, caring for the sick, tolerating those different from you, learning to share or portraying corporate analogs as greedy and harmful.

>>212945882
None?? Really?
Because there was literally a kids cartoon show that aired on network television that revolved around a 12 year old boy who had access to superpowers but it only worked when he was cross-dressing

Even sicker, the creator was a self-admitted troony chasing fetishist
How healthy and normal of him to use a kids show about kids cross-dressing as the outlet for his fetish!

>>212945882
>>212946660
good points

>>212929990 (OP)
Make sure they can never ever access YouTube. Toddlers go down the rabbit hole and there is some insane shit. I looked over and my niece was watching something aimed at kids with a dude drinking pool water that a pregnant mermaid was resting her stomach in. It wasn't even animated. These were real people.

>>212929990 (OP)
>i have been organizing a catalogue of slop to sit my child in front of while i post racist drivel on 4chan
your child is going to grow up to resent you

>>212934970
I feel that Rugrats was one of those products of a time when we still had the good Jews vs. the evil Jews going on.
Same with people like Mel Brooks, etc.
Now all the Jews are evil.

>>212929990 (OP)
Inject your newborn baby with meth

>>212945882
Taking care of the environment and animals, caring for the sick, learning to share, and villainizing (((corporations))) is based and red-pilled, though.
The tolerance thing I'll give you.

Though they pozzed it in its later seasons, early Arthur was also very cozy

One of the very few children's cartoons who's world felt lived in
Arthurs house looks and feels like a real house, his parents act like real adults and are not just comedic humor characters like every parents/dad on nickelodeon

believe it or not , the first 3 seasons of MLP are very subtly based

They brought back Rocko and added a tranny character, so i'm not sure it still qualifies as red pilled.

Nobodies mentioned Thomas and Friends yet?

the first four, maybe five seasons are some of the most well made non-pozzed children's television ever produced, series 2 Ringo dub is peak

>>212951648
Oh we know about Thomas and his friends

>>212930318
Didn't know the Lamb chop girl was a babe.

>>212953176
Wood

Just read em The Holy Bible every chance you can and beat em if they mouth off or don’t obey you

>>212932787
No, it has a based war criminal character.

No love for Maurice Sendak’s Little Bear?

>>212943009
I got "caught" once and it was on the couch watching MTV spring break bikini girls, wasn't even on the computer
forgot where my dad was and what he was doing, he was out of the house and got home super fast but idgaf leave me alone and let me jerk you fucking faggot

>>212954509
It was mentioned.

Impressed there are so many dads on here. I'm dreading the future I have to help my little dude through. Trying to strike a balance between not being a freak with no technology but also not being a freak with all the pozzed shit in the media. I'm glad I grew up in the 90s.

>>212933904
>As a
Opinion discarded

>>212956252
Been watching that with my kids. They are in their dinosaur phase but might be too young to get the show. They like jurassic park though.

>>212954509
C
>>212933923

>>212956252
> letting your child watch a sitcom

>>212956252
I loved that little nigger like you wouldn’t believe. Had completely forgotten about this show. Thanks anon

>>212929990 (OP)
>Rocko
>Redpilled
????

It recently got a special that's all about accepting trans people

>>212959630
>recently
Found your problem.