>watch movie
>american family having breakfast with a huge food spread
>character takes a bite of toast before he has to run off

Do americans really do this?

>How do you want your eggs? Over easy? Scrambled?
>Oh just fuck them up completely and throw them into a big pile, thanks

>>212930038 (OP)
That's a fairly small amount of breakfast for an average-sized person, I'd say? I wouldn't WANT to eat an entire box of donuts in one sitting, but I could easily.

>>212930095
That's what scrambled eggs look like

>>212930038 (OP)
do americans really eat candy for breakfast?

>>212930111
based and bob pilled

>>212930117
Oh... no. No it's not.

>>212930038 (OP)
>Go on 4chan
>Euro/3rd Worlder obsessed with America
>Gotta make a new thread about their jealousy every 30 seconds

what pisses me off is actors pretending to be drunk. just get them actually drunk for fuck's sake.

Every single hotel in the entire world has adopted eggs + bacon + sausages as the default for breakfast buffet
And that's a GOOD thing

>>212930038 (OP)
idk how serious you are, but no. many americans have coffee and a pastry for breakfast, but nobody is making something like this and then not eating it

>>212930038 (OP)
I think its just a trope old directors saw growing up with black and white TV. In real life we eating some eggs and bacon minimum.

>>212930149
Richard Burton never had this problem.

>>212930111
Why did you use a question mark for a statement?

Name 3 movies where this happens

>>212930122
Not I, but it is sort of common in the form of some cereals.

speaking of breakfast, hash browns are shit and I don't understand why anybody would eat them

>>212930141
yes we are jealous of your endless targets and walmarts and taco bells and stripmalls and parking lots and your exotic fauna of landwhales daintily shambling across those charming landscapes. land of the free, home of the brave

>>212930149
>celebrity claims to have a 'drink problem'
>0 health issues whatsoever

>>212930394

>>212930223
Do you just not like fries?

>>212930140
t. baby sick enjoyer

>>212930491
I do like fries, just not hash browns

>>212930223
I wish I could eat them every day but I think I'd have a heart attack

>>212930511
is it a texture thing then? They’re functionally exactly the same

>>212930737
They're dry as fuck, and no it's not because I "haven't tasted real hash browns"

>>212930798
Or you’re having weird ass fries. Ah well, more for me!!

>>212930945
>fries
Hash browns, retard

>>212930141
>new thread
No it's not. This fucking retarded pointless thread is posted multiple times per week for years. Fucking stupid ass bot website.

>>212930298
You are considering how we live rent free in your heads. Why not make a thread about European tropes in films oh wait you can't because there are none because no one watches that garbage

>>212930186
Why did you?

>>212930622
What are you 100 years old faggot

>Foreigners have never had a chicken-fried steak breakfast
SAD

>>212931321
ideally I'd want them with a fried breakfast which I did eat everyday for a while once and I got very fat very quickly

Do americains really eat 1800 calories at breakfast ?

>>212931402
I refuse to have my food called shit when this is the first result when I look that up

>>212931442
most important meal of the day

>me i'm drinking a scotch for breakfast though because i'm a prisoner of australia

>>212931486
no need to cherry-pick lil bro

>>212930038 (OP)
>basically just flour products

Now you wonder why are americans are so fucking fat?

>>212931827
Im not fat though so what’s your point?

>Im not fat though so what’s your point?

>>212930140
what a gay post

>>212930095
>>212930117
It’s scrambled in the bacon and sausage fat. Same with the fried eggs. Yummy.

>>212930298
Yes, you clearly are, or you wouldn't make obsessive seethe threads. You are as obsessed with us as it's possible to be obsessed with anything. You're a mindless, pathetic husk of a human being.

>>212930038 (OP)
That all looks really bad

>>212930798
Hash browns are not dry in fact the problem is often they're not crispy enough but underneath the top layer they're not crispy at all. Also people often add ketchup or something else to them

>>212931926
I don’t look like this but I do say this

>>212931827
>eggs bacon and sausage are flour products

>>212930117
They look dry as hell. Same with that shit at the bottom, french toast maybe?

>>212930122
The donuts is just pure fatassery, but it's not uncommon to have pancakes for breakfast, although hopefully not regularly.

>>212930298
You can't afford a mobility scooter.

>>212930298
Well at least you're honest about it

oh look, it is this thread again

>>212930038 (OP)
They reuse the food.

>>212930038 (OP)
I’d say about half of the office working amerifats purchase a ridiculously slopified coffee with more syrup and cream than actual coffee. The other half either grab a bagel/fruit or just skip breakfast entirely. Can’t speak for tradies but I see trucks full of yellow shirts grabbing all kinds of slop at the gas station.

>>212930122

>>212931402
>You're tellin' me a chicken fried that steak?

>>212930038 (OP)
name the movie that prompted this post

>eat full breakfast
>spend the entire morning belching and farting non stop

I only have coffee and maybe a sandwich with some protein if I'm feeling hungry.

Europeans have no right to make fun of American food

>>212930798
>shredded potato fried in oil is too dry
The fuck are you eating lettuce seasoned with water

>>212932685
Yeah OP is the type of breakfast I only eat on vacation. No way am I going to be stuck all day at work with a shit ton of food in my stomach like that. Especially since I only use my own toilet for shitting and will only use a public toilet for #2 in full on red alert DEFCON 1 emergencies.

>>212932777
kino

>>212932777
>tfw you finish your donut and malk and still have to scoff the whole menarche loaf

>>212932777
Everyone in the world has a right to make fun of American food. The cowshit Indians are eating is less poisonous than the carcinogenic toxic gmo slop being fed to US goy cattle.
>t. American

*blocks your path*

>>212932854
>I can't drop rocks at work
Unironically the most woman of woman problems
Did you chip a nail getting out of your husband's car as well?

>>212932777
>He doesn't eat two logs of bloody shit in the morning
NGMI

>>212930038 (OP)
I don't really get this trope either.
>No one ever eats
>If they sit down to eat, a fight breaks out and no one eats because they are upset
>Everyone is constantly drinking alcohol and coffee and smoking cigarettes though
>No one fucking eats

>>212930111
A dunkin dozen really wouldnt be that hard to put down as long as their all good ones.

>>212930122
yeah

>>212933025
I can eat 6 in a row them I'm full
I'm a fat fuck but haven't trained myself to eat giant portions

>>212932951
Everyone I know who comes here from any other country complains about it.

>>212933076
The main thing that mystified me when I vacationed in Murrika is the bread. It all has SO
MUCH
SUGAR
Yes even from the private bakeries

>>212933049
I feel so sorry for the poor kid

>>212930038 (OP)
>watch anime
>japanese family having breakfast with a huge food spread
>female character takes a toast in her mouth before she has to run off to school

Do japanese really do this?

>>212930798
Idk man, you're eating some fucked hashbrowns.
My preferred way of eating them is to put some salt and pepper on, then put an over easy egg on top, a dash of hot sauce, then then chop the egg up so the yolk gets down in there, and then mix it all up.
It perfectly catches and absorbs all the yolk, and the crispy bits of the hash brown go really nice with the soft fluffy egg bits. The black pepper and hot sauce brightens it up just a bit. Wash that down with a big mug of coffee and you've got a solid breakfast that wont sit heavy in your gut.
If you want to be really fancy put a fried mushroom or some green pepper as garnish.

>>212932958
idk what this is but it looks tasty

Do mailmen really throw your newspaper on the driveway? If it rains your newspaper is mush...

>>212933219
Yes and then you personally get to bust her hymen

>>212933269
raw pork

>>212933103
>his bread doesn't have corn syrup
why even live

>>212933285
OK but why isn't it in the shape of a hedgepig

>>212930038 (OP)
americans not only eat dessert for breakfast, but sometimes (usually) they have dessert after their breakfast

>>212933340
That's what it looks like during dinner

>>212930111
>box of donuts
high octane gamer fuel

>>212930038 (OP)
I would drain both those bottles of martinellis in two hits. That shit is amazing.

I don't like donuts with filling. One Boston creme in a dozen is alright but the rest just plain please

>>212930038 (OP)
I always thought pancakes and bacon looked kino on TV until I tried it and it made me feel kinda sick. I don't think those foods are supposed to be mixed together unless there's some magic american way of doing it.

>>212933278
>Do mailmen really throw your newspaper on the driveway?
Depends. Chuck's door is pretty far off to the side. People delivering papers are 9/10 throwing them out of the window of their car.
When it rains they're usually in a cheap little plastic condom.
I know when I lived in my apartment and got the paper the lady would come through on foot and chuck it up the second floor to bullseye off my front door. She was so reliable it became my subconscious trigger to get my shit and leave the house. One morning I was running a little early, open the door, stick my face out, and have just enough time to wonder what that grey blur was before it spaced me square in the nose and sent me flying back through the door while the little mexican lady is screaming in horror and I can't figure out if I should be pissed, laughing my head off, or crying in pain because she fucking nailed me with a fastball.

>>212933076
>>212933103
You fuckers should visit England. I was just there for a couple of weeks, and it was literally impossible not to get chips with every single meal. Even the breakfast was served with chips. Eating their food makes you feel like you're about to die afterwards.

>>212933674
Was unaware of this.
I assume there isn't fucking corn syrup in EVERYTHING though.

>>212930038 (OP)
>bowl full of over hard eggs
what?
why?
who does that?

>>212930038 (OP)
Nah, even as an American I've never understood this being in shows and movies. I think the world used to be a lot slower paced and this is a relic from that because I'm 35 and I've worked for 20 years now and the majority of that time breakfast has been grabbing something shitty from the pantry, nothing, or being late to work stopping at a shitty fast food place. Mostly my annoyance is that it's always like 9am when they show this type of breakfast/spread laid out. Like, I was going to school when the sun had barely risen and then as an adult basically the same thing I'm at work by 8am at the latest and 5am at the earliest.

Now that I have a WFH job I finally can enjoy breakfast like this though and it's baller. I'll go to a local diner and get french toast with bacon and a chocolate milk when I'm in the mood then casually stroll back home and begin working.

>>212933740

>>212933674
The American fears the carbmaxxer

>>212933833
The bongs are in no position to make fun of us.

>>212932967
I know right? Stop being a little BEEYOCH and shit on it!

>>212933833
Whats that weird little curb for?
Why not just have a sidewalk?

>>212933779
Jealous.
I had always assumed it was a depiction of a rich families life?

>>212930038 (OP)
What is this slop I’m looking at? Is it even food?

>>212933779
>I've never understood this being in shows and movies.
Because its a way to deliver a lot of exposition in a shorthand the audience will understand.
Oh this guy has a loving hard working wife and cute kids and one or all of them are too busy to enjoy it because they have their great fulfilling adventures to go on.
You don't need any dialogue directly telling you that, you just have a 2 minute scene where the busy cop grabs his coffee, kisses his wife, promises he'll be home early for her parent's anniversary party, makes jokes to their kid, and then walks past the news showing a conveniently timed bit of exposition about some criminal, or a mega corp, or a politician, or a development contract, name your 70's, 80's, 90's 00's trope you want in there.

>>212933779
True. Firstly ive never eaten all of those things together. The American “Breakfast” of eggs, sausage, hash browns, pancakes, and bacon. Never seen it. I used to eat pancakes once a year on Christmas morning as a kid. As for an actual full breakfast on Sunday: Eggs, bacon or sausage, potatoes and or toast. As for growing up on a weekday, I simply never ate breakfast. Now I eat a hard boiled egg and a banana for breakfast.

>>212934152
>eggs, sausage, hash browns, pancakes, and bacon. Never seen it.
Have you never been to a denny's or ihop, or bigboys, or wafflehouse, or any of a million other places that have waffles and/or pancakes?
Its almost always short stack of pancake/2 slices of french toast/a waffle with an egg (done how you want) and bacon, sausage, or ham. Hashbrowns are usually added on too.
Its basically a staple of every breakfast menu that isn't drive-through (and even then fucking mcdonalds has one).

>>212933833
>iya love
Based!

>>212933931
I assume there was grass and maybe trees there at some point. Then someone presumably said "naw, feck this" and just paved over it 'cuz maintaining it was too much of a pain.

>>212933971
Nah even if you were rich you still had to get to school and work and shit. I mean, sure on the weekend our families could do this rich or poor, but movies always show a kid running to school and grabbing toast which is just hilariously unrealistic unless the kid was taking afternoon classes at college lmao.

>>212934112
Eh, most most movies like you're describing has the family be a huge part of the story overall (villain threatens them, etc.) so that doesn't make any sense. Lethal Weapon is like the first to come to mind.

>>212934152
Yeah you only eat a breakfast like that going to a diner where it's easy to have them combined like >>212934331 mentioned. No one at home is making 5 different things for a single breakfast meal.

>>212930122
unfortunately a lot of people here more or less eat dessert for breakfast, and lunch, and sometimes dinner also. It never ceases to amaze me how terrible people diets are here.

>>212934331
No I’ve never been to one of those chain dinners only mom and pop ones, maybe you could order pancakes as a side, but the meals are usually like:
>Western omelette
>Hashbrowns or roasted potatoes
>Toast
>bacon
Or something like
>Stack of blueberry pancakes
>With a side of bacon >>212934638

>>212933779
I have never in my life or even known anyone who has ever had a sit down at the table family breakfast with cooked food that wasn't just cereal on a random weekday. Like maaaaaybe when I was pre school age too young to remember but I could never say for certain.

>>212930186
NEWFAG NEWFAG EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AT THE NEWFAG

>>212930038 (OP)
>donuts
>sugar water drink
>syrup
>carbs up the ass
>processed meat

Its gross if people regularly eat like this.No wonder so many people are sick

>>212933016
Nobody eats on screen because watching an actor chew for 20 seconds isnt adding shit to the story. Or worse yet seeing an actor try to do dialog with fucking food in their teeth wont test well.

(Unless of course showing some one eat and chew is important to the scene)

>>212930186

>>212933674
>chips
you mean crisps right?

>>212930122
>do americans really eat candy for breakfast?

You should see Italian breakfasts, it's basically just coffee with pastries.

>>212936667
pastries aren't candy

>>212932447
I wonder what happened to the guy that made all these old-time 4chan comics.

>>212936704
He's obsessed with sending hamsters into space.
I'm not joking.
Remember when he did his underwater hamster project? That awakened something in him. Now he just collects patreon money all day and fucks around with balloons and shit. He posts on /diy/ sometimes.
I asked him once and he said it was very unlikely he would ever do anymore comics.

>>212930038 (OP)
I used to work in a bunch of restaurants in my teens and 20's. I've always brought the food I don't eat home. I can't tell you how much food just goes straight into the landfill in America, it's disturbing.

One of the last places I worked at was a high end wine restaurant downtown, some rich snob literally ordered a porterhouse, ate the entire part of the steak EXCEPT the filet. Just absurd food waste