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What would be your signature weapon in the Walking Dead universe?
Anonymous No.212935316 >>212961256
Assault Carbine with extended mags plus silenced Sniper Rifle with carbon fiber stock
Anonymous No.212935333 >>212935409 >>212935414 >>212937783 >>212942595 >>212949465
I always liked this beefy revolver that Daryl uses in Season 8.
No idea what it's called or if it's even a good gun. Just looks cool
Anonymous No.212935336 >>212935478
>>212935250 (OP)
A rake with a metal skull on the handle
Anonymous No.212935352
My mitts
Anonymous No.212935355 >>212935409
Literally just an Ar-15 and a glock 19 like everyone else
Anonymous No.212935364
>>212935250 (OP)
spiked bat
Anonymous No.212935369 >>212935409
A freaking 12-gauge, what do you think?
Anonymous No.212935372
>>212935250 (OP)
Wood axe for chopping into walker skulls. If I can have a second weapon I wouldn't mind a crossbow for hunting.
Anonymous No.212935375 >>212935615 >>212945323 >>212956311 >>212960776
Anonymous No.212935379 >>212935404 >>212942147 >>212942778
This is my IRL carry gun
Anonymous No.212935404
>>212935379
What’s that chambered in?
Anonymous No.212935409 >>212935455 >>212935472 >>212942217
>>212935333
>>212935355
>>212935369
reminder that gunshots draw walker attention
Anonymous No.212935414 >>212935455 >>212937537 >>212937783 >>212942426
>>212935333
Looks like a Judge, it can shoot .45 or it can shoot .410 shotshells
It fucking sucks
Anonymous No.212935453
A blue machete and a red beret. I'd call myself the Major and I'd walk around with a cigar in my mouth at all times. Also, I'd call the zombies "roaches"
Anonymous No.212935455 >>212942426
>>212935409
>>212935414
Well there goes my fantasies.
Anonymous No.212935467
Claws like Vega, Wolverine, Voldo
Anonymous No.212935472
>>212935409
Then a compact melee weapon as well.
>Ar-15 main rifle
>Handgun for backup
>Hatchet to melee
>fixed blade knife as a backup/cutting tool
Anonymous No.212935476
Anonymous No.212935478
>>212935336
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad87SqVYizA
Anonymous No.212935515 >>212959356
>Ladies, get behind me, I'll protect you
Anonymous No.212935543
>>212935250 (OP)
easy
Anonymous No.212935576
>>212935250 (OP)
I'm going with the metal bat for my every day carry. Light weight, won't break, and won't get stuck into zombies. I'm not trying to kill zombies except as part of very organized parties. THe bat just lets me smack em away and get away easy.
Anonymous No.212935581
I don't need a signature weapon.

I need twenty good men.
Anonymous No.212935615 >>212935741 >>212935769
I wish I was a more gun fag who knew some obscure guns. In TWD universe there should be endless guns and ammo since in Burgerland there are more guns than people and in TWD less than .1% of people survive the initial outbreak. Ammo would literally never run out even after shooting every single zombie. You could probably find some really fun shit if you scavenge long enough

>>212935375
very fun plinker
Anonymous No.212935619 >>212935814
to be honest my weapon would just be a boombox playing depeche mode. I'd set it on full blast past a particularly huge drop like a canyon and laugh as they just all fell and busted apart
Anonymous No.212935724 >>212935781 >>212935809
TWD was too pessimistic about humanity in order to create cartoon villains and drama. Zombieland is the more realistic outcome. The real question is what retarded shit will you get up to in the apocalypse.
Anonymous No.212935741
>>212935615
>Ammo would literally never run out even after shooting every single zombie
Yeah but there's carrying it too
Honestly makes .22 and 9mm the superior ammo choices simply because you can carry a godawful amount of them on your person even compared to things like .45's or 5.56m's which would be pretty common too.
Another thing to add would be the noise, a gun, even in smaller calibers would be way louder than tv shows, yeah, but clearing something like a farm wouldn't mean you get zombies from the neighboring town on your butt if using something like .22
That and the fact that you exclusively want to pop heads one time each on every zombie ever regardless of the circumstance
Anonymous No.212935749
>>212935250 (OP)
Also five seven
Anonymous No.212935769
>>212935615
not just burgerland, it's georgia. they would scavenge one guy's basement and have ammo for life
Anonymous No.212935781 >>212939805
>>212935724
>The real question is what retarded shit will you get up to in the apocalypse
deadgirl 2008
Anonymous No.212935791
A silenced submachine gun to deal with humans and hordes
A spear to deal with lone walkers
Anonymous No.212935809 >>212935840
>>212935724
>The real question is what retarded shit will you get up to in the apocalypse.
I wonder how many people would die from trying to fuck a zombie?
Anonymous No.212935814 >>212936050
>>212935619
kek
Anonymous No.212935829
A bowstaff and enough pesticide pellets to defoliate the entirety of the Ardennes before tip
Anonymous No.212935838
>>212935250 (OP)
your mother
Anonymous No.212935840 >>212935908
>>212935809
zero
Anonymous No.212935908 >>212935934 >>212935946
>>212935840
Indians and arabs will prove you wrong.
Anonymous No.212935934
>>212935908
the guy said people
Anonymous No.212935946
>>212935908
Well that didn't take long
Anonymous No.212935985 >>212936024 >>212936158 >>212936174 >>212936286 >>212944502
You could literally kill every walker with a spear. You don’t need guns.
Anonymous No.212936024
>>212935985
The real walking dead are people!
Anonymous No.212936050 >>212936130 >>212936263
>>212935814
am I wrong though? the wolves learned how to control walkers with disco lights and a boom box. You could actually end the entire zombie infestation by blasting jock jams 98 and leading them towards a bad stretch of ocean
Anonymous No.212936074
You just need Morgan's magical stick that stabs through walkers and humans like a hot knife through butter
Anonymous No.212936083
>>212935250 (OP)
Two crowbars
Anonymous No.212936097 >>212936227
A sword and a suit of armor.
Anonymous No.212936130 >>212936222
>>212936050
Honestly it does sound like you can clear around 99% of a whole city bar the ones locked into weird places and can't get out with a helicopter too
Anonymous No.212936158 >>212936185
>>212935985
>group of murderers and rapists corners you

what now?
Anonymous No.212936174
>>212935985
This I wish we had more historical films tackling zombies
Guns make it too easy
Give me a Roman legion on the Danube who suddenly has to fight its way back to Italy to warn of incoming zombie apocalypse
Sequel is Roman army fighting Celtic swarms NupNorth
Anonymous No.212936185
>>212936158
Suck their dicks.
YOU.DONT.NEED.GUNS.
Anonymous No.212936222
>>212936130
If you think about it the walking dead is basically just humans making it harder to deal with a situation that isn't that hard to deal with, imo
Anonymous No.212936227 >>212936265
>>212936097
Sword is absolutely shit choice. Zombies don't care about shallow slash wounds, and they are not afraid of getting cut.
Armor is the best choice of course.
Anonymous No.212936255
the entire world dies and falls into chaos because no one had the forethought to blast Oh Sheila from a roof leading the retards to a tire fire, shameful
Anonymous No.212936256
>>212935250 (OP)
A knife on the end of a thin rope, like that guy that does trick shots hitting cans.
Anonymous No.212936263 >>212936804 >>212944535
>>212936050
I don't quite remember but didn't Rick's group do something similar to a hoard?
Anonymous No.212936265 >>212936321 >>212936342 >>212936371
>>212936227
I’ll slice them into bits with my iaido
Anonymous No.212936270 >>212939219
An oversized six shot revolver that makes as much noise as possible
Anonymous No.212936286 >>212936346 >>212942628
>>212935985
Wrong. Spears biggest advantage is man's and beast's fear of walking into long sharp sticks. Zombie don't care, so they would just wash over you while you try to pull your stick out of them.
Anonymous No.212936292
Cricket bat
Anonymous No.212936309
>>212935250 (OP)
I would listen to what the walkers had to say and that's what no one did.
Anonymous No.212936321
>>212936265
>While you were busy partying, I studied the blade
>And now that the world is on fire and the zombies are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?
Anonymous No.212936342 >>212936455
>>212936265
Kickass pic, but japanese swords often chipped on bone impacts.
Anonymous No.212936346 >>212936393
>>212936286
Always aim for the head. Walkers are slow as fuck anyway.
Anonymous No.212936371 >>212936422 >>212950035
>>212936265
Am I crazy for thinking these cringe pics have wrapped back around to being cool now?
Anonymous No.212936393 >>212936441 >>212936483
>>212936346
With spears? Problem is that skulls are quite hard, you'd fuck up your stick in no time.
Anonymous No.212936399 >>212936473
>>212935250 (OP)
bow and arrow
a walther ppk (with only the rounds it holds)
I'd be like a modern day robin hood with a james bond element, only using my precious gun when absolutely necessary
Anonymous No.212936422
>>212936371
I won't say they are not cringe, but I wouldn't mind having a pic of mysef like this.
Anonymous No.212936441
>>212936393
In TWD the zombies get mushy heads pretty quick.
Anonymous No.212936455 >>212936497
>>212936342
Umm, I think I know a little bit more about Japanese steel than you. I've read over 200 mangas featuring them. Heh why don't you enlighten me and tell us how many you've read?
Anonymous No.212936473 >>212941925
>>212936399
Bow and arrow sound like arguably the worst choice for zombie apocalypse possible.
Anonymous No.212936483
>>212936393
Zombie skulls are soft as fuck in the walking dead universe, you can always see humans stabbing zombies in the head with their knives.
Anonymous No.212936497
>>212936455
I retract my statement and I apologize.
Anonymous No.212936504
>>212935250 (OP)
Stg-44
Anonymous No.212936561
>>212935250 (OP)
A midget cannon.
Anonymous No.212936804
>>212936263
mate I couldnt even tell you that show went so far off the rails it was ridiculous at certain points, that scenario probably happened but was never brought up again. these fucking idiots just ran around a farm firing off shots and were upset they got ruined, theres no accounting for the writing of this show and thats been true since season 2
Anonymous No.212936848
I mean what the fuck is walking dead now, or what note did it go out on? An interracial couple that seemed disgusted to be romantic while a dwarf fires magic rockets at helicopters
Anonymous No.212937318 >>212937727
Anonymous No.212937467 >>212956893
>>212935250 (OP)
A custom Halberd.
>Handle wrapped in paracord
>More light weight
>Shorter handle
>Leafblade speartip
>Stronger axehead as makeshift hatchet
>Flatter hammer for working as well
Anonymous No.212937537 >>212937770 >>212937783 >>212939293 >>212942426
>>212935414
a pistol that shoots shotgun shells sounds like something that would only work in a videogame.....it is pretty great in Payday 2.
Anonymous No.212937696 >>212937899
>>212935250 (OP)
Machete.
>Its compact and doesn't hinder movement.
>Not particularly heavy
>By your side, its quick and easy to draw.
>You can use it enclosed spaces easily. >Assuming its sharp, you can quickly hack a zombie to pieces.
Anonymous No.212937727
>>212937318
Fukken Agent Smith over here
Anonymous No.212937770 >>212942426
>>212937537
>pistol that shoots shotgun shells sounds like something that would only work in a videogame
always heard they're more meant for being in snake country
Anonymous No.212937783 >>212938167 >>212942426 >>212954450
>>212935333
>>212935414
>>212937537
Everything I've seen about the Judge is that it works fine in .45 Colt, just like every gun since 1873
But its shotgun feature is such a meme
Shotgun pellets need a lot of barrel to pick up velocity, that's why hunters usually carry 28 inch guns and armed forces compromise with 14 to 18 inches
Buckshot out of a three inch barrel would probably be more effective if you just threw it at the guy like pocket sand

Incidentally in spite of its central concept being ineffective to the point of uselessness, the Judge is one of the bestselling guns in the world, to the extent that Smith and Wesson made their own clone of it
Anonymous No.212937800 >>212938245 >>212938678 >>212954450
A piece of the True Cross.
Anonymous No.212937899 >>212938049
>>212937696
>Machete
>You can use it enclosed spaces easily.
Nigga one of the biggest complaints about a machete as a weapon is how hard it is to use in enclosed spaces where you can't sweep it properly
Anonymous No.212938049
>>212937899
Its not katana long, so you can get in an overhead swing in most corridors. Its a lot more manageable than an actual sword while still having a decent bit more length than a knife.
Anonymous No.212938104
easily tyrese hammer and carol's large caliber scoped AR style sniper rifle.

Easily best combo and it has already been done
Anonymous No.212938167
>>212937783
I mean it looks fucking badass.
Anonymous No.212938245
>>212937800
Don't need to kill them,just constantly turn undead
Anonymous No.212938314
Colt Single Action Army. Hopefully that will give me enough main character energy to survive.
Anonymous No.212938373
>>212935250 (OP)
.308 Winchester

Fuck with me.
Anonymous No.212938678
>>212937800
Did the Christians carry a piece of it at the battle of Hattin? What's a piece of ancient wood gonna do?
Anonymous No.212939219 >>212939292
>>212936270
Make sure it's got a loading gate instead of a swing-out cylinder so it takes even longer to reload
Anonymous No.212939292
>>212939219
A fine piece of iron
Anonymous No.212939293
>>212937537
Problem with that is the shotgun shell is less than half an inch wide so it only has like 4 pellets in it. Also for legal reasons the barrel is rifled, so it's not accurate at all.
Anonymous No.212939622 >>212941007 >>212942808
I got rid of all my guns a while ago
Anonymous No.212939805
>>212935781
That movie would have been better if the actresses were better looking.
Anonymous No.212941007
>>212939622
Next day His House got raides by neggers who raped his wife and daughter.

Poor bastard, only if he keeps the Guns to be safe.
Anonymous No.212941011
>>212935250 (OP)
My cz75, vz58, and bowie knife. I have better guns but those are the ones I would use if there were zombies or I was in resident evil or something.
Anonymous No.212941925
>>212936473
It's the honourable thing to do
Anonymous No.212942005 >>212942162
>>212935250 (OP)
Persian Clubs
Anonymous No.212942079
pike or glaive
Anonymous No.212942131
>>212935250 (OP)
The Holy Bible
Anonymous No.212942147 >>212950412
>>212935379
>all steel cz75 clone
You're gonna carry that weight?
Anonymous No.212942149
The Chainsaw lance. It is a chainsaw mounted on the end of a long pole. It is very intimidating, though more or less useless in actually trying to wield it so I rely on its fearsome effects to avoid fights.
Anonymous No.212942162 >>212942736
>>212942005
Even Hulk Hogan couldn't do this btw
Anonymous No.212942192 >>212942484
If the sheboon gets to be a samurai, fuck it, I'm blasting hadokens.
Anonymous No.212942217
>>212935409
Good. I'm going to end the zombie apocalypse sooner
Anonymous No.212942239
>>212935250 (OP)
id wear a tracksuit and go around doing jumping kungfu moves
Anonymous No.212942426
>>212935414
>>212935455
>>212937537
>>212937770
>>212937783
000 buck .410 handgun loads pattern tightly and reliably penetrate between 13-18 inches in FBI compliant ballistics gel tests. A channel called shootingthebull had good test protocols for .410 handgun ammo with a judge.
Anonymous No.212942484
>>212942192
i know the showrunners never thought of it, but a katana is an awful weapon for a zombie apocalpyse. might as well just carry a rapier and wait for it to break whilst poking into rotting brains
Anonymous No.212942521
>>212935250 (OP)
Phased plasma rifle in the 40watt range
Anonymous No.212942576
>>212935250 (OP)
A shovel. Then I’d dig a big moat.
Anonymous No.212942595
>>212935333
https://www.imfdb.org/wiki/The_Walking_Dead_-_Season_8#Taurus_Raging_Judge_Ultra-Lite
Anonymous No.212942618
They call me The Hook
Anonymous No.212942628
>>212936286
roman legion formation with spears and shields would end the entire outbreak
Anonymous No.212942645
>>212935250 (OP)
Bow and arrow, reusable ammo and fewer parts to break than a crossbow
Anonymous No.212942702 >>212942747 >>212943531 >>212943610 >>212944499 >>212944583 >>212945395 >>212950064 >>212953938 >>212956342
Anonymous No.212942716 >>212942732 >>212942878 >>212943254 >>212945814 >>212947682 >>212961245
How effective would a scythe be at decapitating zombos?
Anonymous No.212942732
>>212942716
not effective at all and you'd risk pulling them closer to you
Anonymous No.212942736
>>212942162
Of course not, he's a bitch, fuck the Hulk Hogan
Anonymous No.212942747 >>212944583 >>212944737
>>212942702
So uuuh
How was this apocalypse ever a problem
Anonymous No.212942778
>>212935379
Too big and heavy for me
I'm a twink chad
Anonymous No.212942806
HUU! HUU! HUU! HUU! HUU!
Anonymous No.212942808 >>212942890
>>212939622
Those niggas weren't allowed to bring ordnance like that home from the Nam of course. Nice inert junk collection lol
Anonymous No.212942841 >>212943270
>>212935250 (OP)
a little suppressed .22 pistol with 1k rounds (10lbs) of ammo
Anonymous No.212942878 >>212942896 >>212945164 >>212945458
>>212942716
Extremely ineffectively. It's made for cutting crops efficiently, not human bone.
Anonymous No.212942890
>>212942808
Next you'll tell me buyback programs don't offer applebees gift cards
Anonymous No.212942896 >>212945121
>>212942878
It worked in left for dead though
Anonymous No.212942936
>>212935250 (OP)
Dragon dildo on the end of a pole.
Anonymous No.212943090 >>212961406
ricsk comic design with the fur collar jacket, hatchet and missing hand was peak rick and one of the most kino looks in anything
Anonymous No.212943233
>>212935250 (OP)
I sexually harass zoomers recreationally. Gender irrelevant. I enjoy making them uncomfortable.

Thoughts?
Anonymous No.212943254
>>212942716
Scythes suck ass as a weapon. The two handles you use to do the scything motion are generally straight up and down. It would be super easy to disarm someone with a scythe.

t. autist farmer that bought a big lot of antique farm implements at an auction
Anonymous No.212943270
>>212942841
>relying on rimfire
Anonymous No.212943531
>>212942702
lmao they really just stopped giving a fuck somewhere along the way
Anonymous No.212943610
>>212942702
...what
Anonymous No.212944379
>>212935250 (OP)
A rosary of purple dildos
Anonymous No.212944419
Boar Spear
Anonymous No.212944452
>>212935250 (OP)
Duel wielded tree branches
Anonymous No.212944456
Anonymous No.212944499
>>212942702
Me as tard wrangler in the special needs class (I'm holding Dino nuggies)
Anonymous No.212944502 >>212945401
>>212935985
>zombie walks into your spear
>keeps walking, sliding it's torso along the spear's length
Anonymous No.212944535
>>212936263
in the comics they direct zombies to the ocean using horses and horns
Anonymous No.212944583
>>212942747
>>212942702
TWD is a live action Saturday morning cartoon. Only the 1st couple seasons have any kind of realism. By the time you get to later seasons with cartoon villains, in reality humanity would have largely coalesced and rebuilt around a few major cities, and bandits and shit would only exist in the wild west were policing would be temporarily impossible like the cowboy days.
Anonymous No.212944594
Anonymous No.212944621 >>212944647 >>212944688 >>212944694
Are bows good weapons just because of how easy it would be to keep making more arrows and just go full skyrim stealth archer build on zombies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1C-fhFAQbc
Anonymous No.212944647 >>212944751
>>212944621
Sure if you're a lady or an elf.
Anonymous No.212944671
>>212935250 (OP)
>What would be your signature weapon in the Walking Dead universe?
colt 1851
colt army 1860 belly gun
large stiletto flick knife
fox poot knife
cold steel tanto
sawn off side by side, side lock hammer shotgun
1796 heavy cavalry flintlock pistol
44 cal side by side percussion pocket pistol
Vetterli 1870/87 with full length bayonet
swiss vetterli 1881 with sawtooth bayonet
gras 1874/80 with bayonet
british snider mk2 3 band with bayonet
british snider mk 3 cavalry carbine
british snider two band rifle and bayonet
brown bess pattern 1809 with bayonet
enfied 1853 two or three band and bayonet
gewher 1888 with gras bayonet file fitted
unique x.51 bis with silencer
dutch beaumont vitali 1871/88 with bayonet
12 Bore Winchester 1400 semi-auto 3 shot
side by side english hammer gun 12 gague
crossbow with bolts tipped by percussion caps/porimers and an inch of black powder topping cheddite explosive
2lb muzzle loading cannon
wood hafted hatchette
1795 cavalry sabre
georgian french/english blue and gilt small sword
silver hilted tulwar
figural indo-persian tabar
sudanese broadsword
1786 pattern spadroon or sheering sword
french 1763 small sword
with horse british pattern p08 or 1912 model sabre or patton sabre
cheddite landmine with tripwire
Irish revolutionary pike with 6-8 foot shaft
Irish claymore
barnett compount bow or barnett panzer II or wilcat crosshow with broadheads and 8x32 scope
scoped CZ 452 in boys blazer stock with 10-40x50 scope silencer with still number 5
aya cosmost single barrel hammer shotgun
remmington rollingblock in 43 egyptian
Tikka t3 in 270 scoped with a 2-9 3x32
mp 153 semi automatic 12 gauge super magnum with a saddle mounted lpov 1-6 with illuminated recticule
jws 21 22 lever action rifle with 4-32 scope
two bulldog revolvers in .320
skykes fairbain fighting knife
Mark I trench knife
V-42 stiletto
sog voodoo hawk tactical tomahawk
cut throat razor
"monkey fist" thrown shot
brass knuckledusters
Herbertz Bowie-Messer
etc etc
Anonymous No.212944684
>>212935250 (OP)
nuke
Anonymous No.212944688
>>212944621
lolno just go with a gun with a silencer. There's endless ammo in burgerland.
Anonymous No.212944694
>>212944621
>easy it would be to keep making more arrows
Its not even easy to maintain comemrcially made modern arrows let alone make them
Anonymous No.212944737 >>212954676
>>212942747
if u watch the military bits from fear the walking dead, they were just really stupid.
Anonymous No.212944751 >>212944781 >>212944796
>>212944647
Or this nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEG-ly9tQGk
Anonymous No.212944781 >>212944875 >>212949334 >>212961194
>>212944751
his trick shot bows are ridiculously low poundage and little better than toys
Anonymous No.212944796 >>212944875 >>212944878 >>212953119
>>212944751
>master archers
Closed the video right there. Literally a weapon for peasant retards.
Anonymous No.212944827
Spear and shield with a few well drilled bros
Anonymous No.212944836
gurka Kukri
Anonymous No.212944875 >>212944934
>>212944781
>>212944796
Two catty women in the comments
Anonymous No.212944878
>>212944796
nta but you'd know a lot about retards seeing as you are one
Anonymous No.212944917 >>212944965
>>212935250 (OP)
the only weapon that worked was the skin of a walker. anything that is loud or needs ammunition will not work. you will run out of ammunition and you will attract more walkers.

camouflage is the only way to survive.
Anonymous No.212944934
>>212944875
>Vetterli 1870/87 with full length bayonet
you don't know much about weapons and have never been taught archery that's not being bitchy that's just the truth

There is a competition for the finest archers in the world you know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK8bNkTzwDw

Your 'master archer' is not one of the winners. I wonder why?
Anonymous No.212944947 >>212945021
>>212935250 (OP)
I'd raid a museum for a cool mace.
>destroys the skull/brain
>never needs to be sharpened or maintained
>is also a hammer
Anonymous No.212944948
>>212935250 (OP)
I've played a lot of Project Zomboid, and it turns out that I really like axes.
Anonymous No.212944956
>>212935250 (OP)
Polearm
Anonymous No.212944965
>>212944917
ENTER
Anonymous No.212945010 >>212945033 >>212945235
There’s literally no reason why this wouldn’t be the most effective means of surviving the zombie apocalyse
Anonymous No.212945021 >>212957261
>>212944947
The shafts on them are not solid you know but a hollow steel tube, the same as an indo persian tabars, this makes them suprisingly quick and light but also much more easily damaged and primarily both weapons for use from horse against unarmoured opponents on foot
Anonymous No.212945033 >>212945176
>>212945010
Because the pederasty aspect would be a dealbreaker
Anonymous No.212945121
>>212942896
Where is there a scythe in left 4 dead
Anonymous No.212945164 >>212945458
>>212942878
It's also designed to be held low to the ground, not swing at head-level
Anonymous No.212945176
>>212945033
Well mainly the same problem as the Irish revolutionary pike, the shafts on the pikes are fatastically long some up to 18 feet and the shorter hoplite spears being 8 geet or so. Thus while useful in formation phalanx spears are pretty useless as individual weapons being very unweildy and quite easily damaged, the cannot be used at all in any enviroment unsuited to them such as indoors or where there is any degree of heacy cover vehitation, classically phalanx also failed in any kind of mountainous terrain
Anonymous No.212945214 >>212945245
>>212935250 (OP)
I didn’t realize it until years later that Shane used a 590. I bought the same shotgun a few years ago and it’s an absolute beast. Just need the retracting stock and it would be the same. So that’s what I’d use.
Anonymous No.212945217 >>212945325 >>212947159
What would be your signature weapon in The Road universe?
Anonymous No.212945235
>>212945010
or you could just go to the 2nd floor of your house and plink the zombies all day
Anonymous No.212945239 >>212945262
>>212935250 (OP)
a BBC
Anonymous No.212945245
>>212945214
My actual 590, and his friend the GP100
Anonymous No.212945262
>>212945239
What about a BHC?
Anonymous No.212945286 >>212945326 >>212945355 >>212945377 >>212951780 >>212952581 >>212952890 >>212953576 >>212953964
How do normies feel when you tell them their gay zombie fantasies are easily defeated by a simple medieval armor?
Anonymous No.212945323
>>212935375
Correct answer
Anonymous No.212945325
>>212945217
me and my boys' appetite for human flesh
Anonymous No.212945326 >>212945499
>>212945286
>falls over and gets buried under the weight of 3 zombies
Anonymous No.212945355 >>212945499
>>212945286
>get overwhelmed
>multiple heavy bodies are now on top of you and you can never get back up and starve

>accidentally trip
>multiple heavy bodies are now on top of you and you can never get back up and starve
Anonymous No.212945377 >>212945499
>>212945286
Good luck wearing that in the Georgia summer.
Anonymous No.212945394
Find a flaw.
Anonymous No.212945395
>>212942702
I can only assume this is later seasons where its been years since the outbreak, so the zombies are really fucking soft and rotten from all the freezing and defrosting after a couple winters.
Anonymous No.212945401
>>212944502
Just poke your spear through their head?
Anonymous No.212945458
>>212942878
>>212945164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URJ31uqH07E
Anonymous No.212945499 >>212945518 >>212945538 >>212945706 >>212950622 >>212952890 >>212953964
>>212945326
>>212945355
>>212945377
How about now??
Anonymous No.212945507 >>212946049
>>212935250 (OP)
Dual 1911s
Anonymous No.212945518
>>212945499
Much better
Anonymous No.212945538
>>212945499
better but
>theyll just eat your face
Anonymous No.212945594 >>212945674
>>212935250 (OP)
i guess i would be the ball and chain guy or maybe boots with a big nail sticking out of the toe?
Anonymous No.212945674
>>212945594
ball and chain is cool
Anonymous No.212945706 >>212946030
>>212945499
I don't think the weight is a real issue. It's just that avoiding bites doesn't mean you've avoided the danger that comes with trying to deal with a zombie horde up close. If they catch up to you and overrun/swarm you you will just be crushed to death. The real solution and why the zombies will never be a true threat is that you can just run away and then shoot them from far away.
Anonymous No.212945726
>>212935250 (OP)
This would be my weapon, I call it Sexcalibur, my custom sword axe
Anonymous No.212945814 >>212950066
>>212942716
Don't listen to those other guys I'm sure you'll be an efficient badass with that scythe.
Anonymous No.212946030
>>212945706
Unless they’re hyper intelligent you could just build a pit or lure them into a quarry with loud music then starve them.
Anonymous No.212946049 >>212946766
>>212945507
Dual double 1911s
Anonymous No.212946658 >>212947196 >>212947934
Green gun
Anonymous No.212946766
>>212946049
kino
Anonymous No.212947105
>>212935250 (OP)

Chinese SKS with mag extension and bayonet. Rugged, reliable. No frills.
Anonymous No.212947159
>>212945217

My dick
Anonymous No.212947196 >>212947934 >>212949667 >>212957182
>>212946658
whats up with the green?
Anonymous No.212947410 >>212953616
Anonymous No.212947469
>>212935250 (OP)
A floppy 12 inch dildo with nails run through it. Nobody wants to be the guy who gets multiple holes in his head from a dildo.
Anonymous No.212947588
>>212935250 (OP)
can't go wrong with this bad boy
Anonymous No.212947634
>>212935250 (OP)
katana
Anonymous No.212947661
A barrel, an axe, and an orcish sword
Anonymous No.212947682
>>212942716
it's designed to cut GRASS anon
Anonymous No.212947934
>>212946658
>>212947196
Green iz best ya git
Anonymous No.212948083 >>212950026
>>212935250 (OP)
A small butter knife, the only thing not banned.
Anonymous No.212949334
>>212944781
What does it matter if the arrow is still sharp enough to pierce rotting skin? Zombies aren't wearing armour.
Anonymous No.212949465
>>212935250 (OP)
>>212935333
6 rounds kill revolvers unless it’s powerful enough to take out more than one with one shot. Also there’s a game based on the show called twd survival instinct that is pretty bad but still pretty fun especially with unlimited ammo
Anonymous No.212949471 >>212950103
this spear and a bowie knife
Anonymous No.212949581
Any 12 gauge shotgun, but for the meme answer
Anonymous No.212949667
>>212947196
It applies an acid/poison DoT to the attack. Don't need to aim for head shots, just hit them anywhere and wait a few seconds until they melt into a puddle.
Anonymous No.212949963 >>212949997
>>212935250 (OP)
This
Anonymous No.212949997
>>212949963
This.
Anonymous No.212950026 >>212951491
>>212948083
Oi one in two blokes get a butter knoif, the other gets a pat of butter and follows 'im. When the geyser with the knoif gets bit, the one with the bit a butta picks up the knoif and butters the bread.
Anonymous No.212950035
>>212936371
Swords and leather jackets were always cool.
Anonymous No.212950064
>>212942702
this show is so shit lol
Anonymous No.212950066
>>212945814
I wonder who could be behind this post
Anonymous No.212950103
>>212949471
Very close to my pick. I’d want a winged spear, and a cutlass.
Anonymous No.212950412
>>212942147
A long time...
Anonymous No.212950551
Yankees and their uhealthy obsession with guns
Anonymous No.212950622
>>212945499
Good ol reliable chainmail. Nothing beats that.
Anonymous No.212950915
Anonymous No.212950984 >>212956916
>>212935250 (OP)
A sword in a cane, and I'd wear a suit and bowler hat of course
Anonymous No.212951491
>>212950026
lol
Anonymous No.212951523
>>212935250 (OP)
A pistol with a newborn baby on the end for a silencer. The muzzle would go into its ass.
Anonymous No.212951780
>>212945286
do you know how bees kill wasps?
Anonymous No.212951787 >>212952058 >>212957209
I will dump every sledgehammer in the vicinity in the nearest river
Anonymous No.212952058
>>212951787
Why?
Anonymous No.212952168
>>212935250 (OP)
a shield and a spear and a saber
Anonymous No.212952581
>>212945286
You can still drown in a puddle of water (or any liquid of your liking)
Anonymous No.212952890 >>212953964
>>212945286
>>212945499
Just wear a shark bite-proof wetsuit with a motorbike helmet.
Anonymous No.212952924
shoulder-mounted infinite ammo auto-aiming rapidfire plasma canon
Anonymous No.212953119
>>212944796
The bow is really an amazing weapon even to this day. Almost completely silent and the ammo is cheap and easy enough to make that everyone in the world has a variation of it. Pretty sure you can make bows that are effective against body armour pretty easily.
Anonymous No.212953576 >>212954083
>>212945286
Plate armor is too overkill unless the zombies wield weapons. You'd probably only need bike gear or thick leather clothes. No human can bite through that.
Anonymous No.212953616
>>212947410
Lightsaber would be broken if the battery is infinite. You can use it to start fires, cut through anything, use it as a lightsource, and defend yourself. It covers almost everything.
Mr. Eko !!5QhhtK5037m No.212953758 >>212954025
>>212935250 (OP)
I've given this an inordinate amount of thought and decided on the UMP45 + silencer. The 45ACP is pretty ubiquitous in the US, not as much as the 9mm, but much more popular than it is in Europe. 45ACP packs a bigger punch and would perform like a bigger weapon in practice. The weapon is small enough to be useful in tight corridors and basements while easily modified with attachments and stocks for multiple purposes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_UMP
Anonymous No.212953938
>>212942702
Anonymous No.212953964
>>212945286
>>212945499
>>212952890
Anonymous No.212954025
>>212953758
This, an MP5 would work too but .45 is quieter suppressed.
Anonymous No.212954059
Integrally Suppressed Ruger 10/22. In a world where only headshots matter .22 is just fine. Also perfect for small game hunting and you can carry assloads of ammo on you without worrying about weight.
Anonymous No.212954083 >>212954264
>>212953576
>You'd probably only need bike gear or thick leather clothes.
There is a scene in the show where a dude gets stuck in a cave and the zombies chew through his shoes while the others pull him out from the other side.
Monke No.212954254 >>212954308
>>212935250 (OP)
a wooden stick, about arm's length, with a knife taped to one end. alternatively a headless shovel, head replaced by a knife. latter would be preferable for long reach head stabs since the handle would offer much better stability and ease of aim, nor would it possibly snap leaving you in an awkward position. problem is that shovels would probably be hard to come by since they would all either be used for their actual purpose of digging waterways, trenches, building bases etc.
Anonymous No.212954264 >>212954471
>>212954083
Are the Walking Dead zombies explicitly supernaturally strong or is it just a continuity problem or plothole? I remember them tearing a horse apart with their fingers in season 1 which is obviously impossible for normal humans. However it's unclear if this is intentional, for example most magazines in the show contain way more bullets than they should but I don't think a small magazine contains 100 bullets in the lore.
Monke No.212954308
>>212954254
>all either be used for their actual purpose of digging waterways, trenches, building bases etc.
...or they'd all be snatched up at the start of the zombie apocalypse (meaning only groups would have them since solos would get hunted down for all their gear)
Anonymous No.212954450
>>212937783
>Shotgun pellets need a lot of barrel to pick up velocity
ah, didn't know that.
So what if you gave it a long barrel like pic related?

>>212937800
That would only work in the REC universe.
Anonymous No.212954471
>>212954264
the zombie bite is just filmmaking shorthard for getting any sort of droplet on your skin. nobody wants to fuck around with wearing multiple layers
in the hot summer days when filming multiple hours a day outside just because some nerd going "uhm actchyally the zombie can't bite thru reinforced steel beams"
Anonymous No.212954488
>>212935250 (OP)
Anonymous No.212954676
>>212944737
I was kinda curious to watch that just to see how they address the military failing, how can a single tank not just mow through everyone.
Anonymous No.212954816
Gay memes aside, a zombie apocalypse sounds like a fun time to take up archery. Just sit on your roof all day with like 500 arrows and train train train, have a beer while your arm is tired.
Anonymous No.212956311
>>212935375
.22 tends to jam (depending on the gun and magazine, ruger tends to not do this though)

but it is cheap and plentiful and ubiquitous so there's that
Anonymous No.212956342
>>212942702
Remeber in season 1 when they acted like zombies had memory and were trying to open the door to the hosue they use to live in LOL then they went on to do this, fucking faggots
Anonymous No.212956831
>>212935250 (OP)
I always wondered if a spray bottle of chemicals or paint would be useful for blinding them.
Anonymous No.212956893
>>212937467
Based halberdchad
Anonymous No.212956916
>>212950984
based Watson larper
Anonymous No.212957182
>>212947196
You just had to be there
Anonymous No.212957209
>>212951787
I will hoard every generator magazine
Anonymous No.212957261
>>212945021
Good knowledge anon, I didn't know that
Anonymous No.212958708
>>212935250 (OP)
A dragon dildo. Studded.
Anonymous No.212959356 >>212959835
>>212935515
That actually looks badass but where does the mag go?
Anonymous No.212959795 >>212961620
This bad boy right here.
Anonymous No.212959835
>>212959356
You load each bullet individually by racking the slide back.
Anonymous No.212959861
>>212935250 (OP)
My massive farts
Anonymous No.212959901
>>212935250 (OP)
My striking good looks
Anonymous No.212960776
>>212935375
Fuck we the people holsters, used to work for those commie fucks.
Anonymous No.212961194
>>212944781
It's about versatility, not raw power.
Anonymous No.212961245 >>212962390
>>212942716
It's associated with Death because of the imagery of him "reaping" your soul like a crop, not because it's a weapon.
Anonymous No.212961256
>>212935316
Fpwp
Anonymous No.212961406 >>212961776
>>212943090
Didn't the writer say that he regret cutting off Rick's hand? Especially so early in the story.
Anonymous No.212961620
>>212959795
Borderlands lookin ass
Anonymous No.212961776
>>212961406
He did. It limited the character in a lot of awkward ways.
Anonymous No.212962109
>>212935250 (OP)
Halbert. Just strike a zombie once in either leg, and it's crippled and no longer a threat. And it doesn't need reloading and doesn't need you scavenging for ammo.
Anonymous No.212962390 >>212962530
>>212961245
tell that to peasant militia
Anonymous No.212962530
>>212962390
Any port in a storm
Anonymous No.212962719
>>212935250 (OP)
Dual wielding Hatchets
Anonymous No.212962939
The humble crowbar.
Strong, versatile, not too heavy or bulky, ends for bashing AND stabbing, no moving parts.
Anonymous No.212963061
Halberd
Anonymous No.212963894
>Shark Bite Resistant wetsuit
>small automatic crossbow as linked here: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RxUsGGi3eQw
>military or work steel padded boots
>Kevlar armor plating
>Maybe a thermal image scope assuming they give off some kind of heat that you can pick up from a distance