Thread 212937041

Now that Kiera Knightley has faded, who has taken her place as the english rose.

Ella Purnell

>>212937041 (OP)
>Kiera Knightley
I would give her naughtys.

>>212937041 (OP)
Here it is

hershlag

>>212937358
Who funnily enough played young Keira Knightley

>>212937041 (OP)
I saw a webm of her walking into a shower full of naked guys and it pretty much gave me a CFNM fetish

>>212938071
the first of many. She is the queen of fetishes.

>>212938071
Uhh sauce?

>>212937041 (OP)
Do you think Keira liked doing this scene? https://thisvid.com/videos/laurence-fox-full-frontal-in-the-hole/

>>212937358
>>212937994

>>212937041 (OP)
Emilia Jones

>>212938071
>>212938119
>>212938176
this scene >>212938234
https://www.redgifs.com/watch/darkslategreywelloffwarthog

no one can compete

>>212937041 (OP)
I believe Lily James is her successor. But she’s about to age out too. Basically all it takes is any bitch who continuously does pre1900 movies

>>212938234
You posted the dick scene instead of her topless scene? Wtf anon?

A Keira role that most people haven't watched is Dr Zhivago. You should probably watch it if you like Keria.

>>212938323
Miranda Hart or Daisey Ridley have beady eyes. People like Keira have a big soulful ones
>>212938353
I recall the David Lean one looking beautiful and being impressive in many ways but it having zero emotional resonance with me

>>212938323
>claims to be master race
>blinded by sunlight
lol

>>212938487
Doesn't every blue eyed person have an immediate ancestor with brown eyes too?

>>212938349
im not sure if linking to it is allowed

>>212937041 (OP)
>Now that Kiera Knightley has faded
She never faded to me. She still should be my wife.

>>212937041 (OP)
>Kiera Knightley
Cuddles and marry.

Is The Hole her best performance? https://youtu.be/LdSl9BqpGvc

>>212938526
Almost certainly yeah. Despite all the memes, brown eyes are still fairly generic and common amongst native Germans, Britons, Low Landers, etc.
Mads Mikkelsen is literally from fucking Denmark and he has brown eyes and hair

>>212938749
It's kind of funny in a place like southeast England, cause as a people they are quite light and I inherited that dark look from the Celtic fringe so they coo about you looking exotic, are you Med?, etc.

Some other slutty Jew jailbait.

>>212938738
I want her to be a mean British mistress to me.

Daisy Ridley and Ella Purnell both look vaguely similar to Keira. I can't think of any younger celebs who do. Emily Blunt and Keeley Hawes look similar to her as well but they are older than Keira.

>>212938749
mads has hazel eyes which make him even more kino

>>212938855
maisie williams looks like Keira's down syndrome daughter.

>>212938845
Surprisingly I don't think she's ever done a role like that.

>>212938932
>Anon, be a good lad and give my pussy a proper licking....

Anyone have the webm of that random girl doing the Keria impression

>>212937358
Keira has better boobs

>>212939436
and ass, legs, tummy, toes.

>>212939436
WHAT BOOBS
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS

>>212937041 (OP)
Would she have been prettier with a jawline reduction?

>>212938386
>I recall the David Lean one looking beautiful and being impressive in many ways but it having zero emotional resonance with me
That's because you're brown.

>>212939436
Are you blind neither of them has tits

>>212938278
lol they were in a movie together?

One time during thanksgiving i was teaching my nieces and nephews about how brown eyed people are subhumans and I totally forgot, cuz of the wine I assume, that my brothers wife has brown eyes. The glare she gave me was crazy. I’m pretty sure she’s still mad about that, not my fault she has poop eyes tho

>>212939997
The fuck you on about? It's the browns that lose their shit over romance movies. A cursory glance at Bollywood shows you this.

>>212940392
This guy is awesome!

I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT I GET UP AGAIN

>>212937041 (OP)
daisy obvio

>>212940090
yeah ella played a young version of keira in the movie

POST THE WEBM

>>212937977
>CASSATA MALONGA

>>212940927
An anon a few days ago told me the webm actually gets auto blocked now if you try to upload it and that if you try to upload it twice you get banned.

>>212937041 (OP)
You cahn't have love ACTchuallyyy!

>>212938749
I somehow just now realized that Mads looks like the kid from Hook all grown up.

Keira used to be popular here but now she struggles to get replies

>>212941004
These are my BREASTSTSTSTSSSSS

>>212939800
>>212940055
More than a handful and it's wasted.

>>212937041 (OP)
Isabella

>>212939061
Meant for>>212943087

>>212943087
She has the same tooth thing happening. Would. 4 beers in I would be calling her Keira.

>>212940055
>dasdajokemayne.jpg

>>212945931
Nice there's that ebin 4chin racism I was promised

>>212943269
This

>>212938349
>anon doesn't post a scene of a nude 15 year old
Gee, I wonder why...

>>212938323
This shithole regularly makes me discover new forms of extreme mental illness

>>212940426
What does this even mean?

>>212945931
lel

>>212946190
the post you replied to doesnt even scratch the surface lmao, that's just the tip of the iceberg
newfag

>>212945931
Too right, mate. That's BBC approved British beauty!

Knightley was never an English rose. Annabelle Wallis was.

maisie williams will always be queen

>>212937041 (OP)
I actually fucking love teeth like that.
They're not perfect but they're straight enough.

bump

>>212937041 (OP)
Emma Corrin is the most obvious I think

>>212937041 (OP)
>english rose
Lauren Alexis

>>212949765
>Youtuber
C'mon bro

>>212946760
Elaborate? My best guess is Wallis conforms to the light look far mre atypical of English women and Knightley's face and colouring is more or less an expression of her Welsh ancestry

People here always sleep on Janet Montgomery

>>212950640
The idea here is someone younger

>>212950869
They're almost the same age

>>212950904
>ai still can't into fingers and toes
sad

>>212944856
Came here to post this >>212943087

>>212946083
anon it's a fact that the average british woman will look like that in less than 30 years

>>212942952
girl is mid but outfit is cute af.

>>212950640
words cannot describe how much i need her to do a proper straight shota sex scene in a movie, please god if you are out there..

>>212946190
>fecal golem offended that humans don't like shit color

>>212943269
She has the male incel phenotype. It baffles me how very mid women are seen as cute when in fact, they would be mocked as men.

>>212937041 (OP)
girls with scrunchy crinkly noses are so cute bros

>>212938278
She is sooo cute :)

>>212937041 (OP)
Florence Pugh

She should do topless scenes like Keira

>>212952642
Both of them played naked dead women, so there's that.

>>212952671
that doesnt count. I need Daisy to do a real topless scene like Keira has done several times.

>>212952704
Well they're both my wife so I have instructed them not to do that.

>>212942952
girl is cute but outfit is mid

>>212952728
What if they did a topless scene together?

>>212953047
I want pale, dark haired Irish gf. I'll be a catch too, having that deep RP accent and all the trappings of being English but have sheepshagger blood, so they can get off on le English gentlemen whilst having 'omg celtic affinity' bs floating around in their head.

>>212953145
does this mean english women like irish accents

>>212953241
I guess so, I recall the southern Irish accent being rated in the top three of most attractive accents in Britain and Ireland, and the Irishness of guys like Dornan, Fassbender, etc. seemed to increase their appeal.

But it's like any regional accent in our neck of the woods, it can't be too overwhelmingly. For Scottish people, a light Edinburgh accent is nice. Thick af Scottish one like Glaswegian? Horrible thug. Light Welsh accent? Sing songey and pleasant. Too strong and it sounds stupid. Don't sound like the frost bite guy and you're fine.

I love me pale raven-haired irish lasses so much. Knew a schoolmarm like that, very prim and proper but pretty lady. Always spoke very precisely, never let us use slang. Could get us to take our elbows off the table with just a look.

>>212953145
>having that deep RP accent
Actually having said that, I haven't a fucking clue what my accent is because people from southeast England will remark on it occassionally. I don't want to flatter myself, but best comparison I can think of it Richard Burton. Some sort of weird RP English-Welsh hybrid. Makes me feel self conscious whenever someone asks about it.

>>212953437
A lot of English girls seem to have that 'heart' shaped head (for lack of a better way to refer to it as). Purnell, Knightley, and Hawes all come to mind

>>212951973
Feminine features look terrible on men

>>212953241
bitches love socially acceptable foreign accents.
Eurowhores love a texan accent or New York/boston accent.
American sluts love british, french, italian accents.

Asian accents aren't considered hot in the west, so you're fucked. Unless you actually speak said language, then you can easily get white girls that are into weebshit or k-pop.
older women like C-dramas

>>212951973
Vanessa 'The Chinletess' Kirby comes to mind.

>>212937041 (OP)
She wasn't ever the main one. First it was Emma Watson, then Emilia Clarke who is still working

>>212937358
Good take


>>212937977
Not English

>>212946760
funny bait, made me chuckle

>>212953501
Texan/Southern I get, but NYC/Masshole being attractive accents anywhere is new to me. Most Americans I have encountered here have that insufferably whiney Californian accent. Old school trans-Atlantic accents were based - like Henry Fonda.

>>212953501
>Eurowhores love a texan accent
That's false

>>212953522
>Emma Watson
She is so fucking mid.
>Emilia Clarke
I can never work out why she started to look so goofy past season 3. Sometimes it was weight sure but she dropped the fat in later scenes.

>>212953437
why are her eyes getting more bulbous

>>212953555
English rose is about both the visual and the status, so yes Watson is mid, but she was the most famous English actress for a while

it kinda blows my mind that one of my favorite one-shot sci fi mangas ever has a character named Keia Knightly cause I always thought it was really old but she didn't really become a household name until the 2000s

>>212940426
Ok, brownoid

she was underage in the hole, dr zhivago, bend it like beckham and the first pirates movie yet people at the time made lewd comments about her in all of those movies.

>>212953698
>household name until the 2000s
My best guess is this started with Curse of the Black Pearl (kek I suffer from such brainrot that was I was typing it out I initially wrote Curse of the Black Pill)

>>212953749
She really grew into her looks at a young age. She looks the same in The Hole as she did in Atonement bar basic stuff like different hair styling, tan vs. fair skinned, etc

>>212953764
She basically looked the same from her teens until her 30s.

>>212953632
It's not about fame and status, it's about who most exemplifies the ideal of the quintessential british beauty in the collective unconscious.

>>212937358
why does her wikipedia early life conceal her ethnic origins?

>>212953932
>in the collective unconscious.
so it's about fame?

>>212954055
No. It's precisely NOT about fame. I said that explicitly. Do you have trouble reading?
The collective UNCONSCIOUS. This ideal is informed by a variety of cultural events and stimuli spanning decades. Not "who's the person in the most recent famous movie".

>>212954079
but Watson is mid, but is still considered English Rose, while plenty of better looking women aren't. Funny how that works, huh?

>>212938234
>It's a beautiful scene
Women are fucked up.

>>212954055
>random cashier

You mean instathot making bait reels?

>>212955287
If the scene was reversed and it was a guy going into a girls locker room and seeing a bunch of girls nude I wonder how that reviewer would have reacted. Probably would have been seething.

>>212954398
>is still considered English Ros
No she isn't. She's ugly weathered cocaine hag.

>>212937041 (OP)
she literally has a body of a 12 year old boy

>>212956166
she has a sexy face though

>>212938980
>British dirty talk

>>212943269
Shes so fucking cripplingly mid good god

>keira knightley but not sticc and with boobs
https://youtu.be/JvKVYjbGPH4

>>212943269
not as hot as keira desu

>>212942952
girl is cute but the outfit is cute

>>212937358
Based

>>212937041 (OP)
some bitch on instagram

>>212954865
Thought this was one of those speech bubble posts

>>212957536
Pepe in real life

>>212949789
what, I jerk off to her every other day. it's a great substitute for porn

The English rose is dead. bury it. consider this mercy

>>212956166
>she literally has a body of a 12 year old boy
Perfect for English men

>>212959460
I'm not talking about that. I mean as an English rose replacement in hollywood

>>212937977
That’s a child. You are bullying a literal child.

>>212937041 (OP)
some paki bitch, probably

>>212956166
You couldn't beat me off Keira's tits with a hickory stick.

>>212953437
It makes sense why she got her start…

>>212938353
A LEAN NIGHT

>>212960502
>named after a Harry Potter character
Zoomers are so doomed.

>>212960502
weird neck

>>212963014
Neck's fine. Long and slender

What about Eloise?

>>212937041 (OP)
She's making that "I just said gracias to the waiter at the Mexican restaurant" face

>>212963338
kek

>>212956419
She's like a decade older than Keira Knightley you dumb fuck.

>>212961877
Wait until people tell him about every Bella and Esme, Twilight: the most influential book of all time.

>>212963360
Its not that serious of a thread

>>212963360
yea the userbase is dumb as fuck

>>212963470
you are one of the dumb as fuck userbase of 4chan

>>212938234
which movie is it, so I can never watch it

>>212954865
>Rogue One was 18 years ago

>>212963929
>Rogue One was 25 years ago

>>212963672
The Hole (2001)

>>212964242
nice

>>212953437
all that reefer gave her droopy eyelids

>>212938234
In the UK, every other day looks like autumn.

>>212965643
Thoughts on Keira Knightley in that movie?

>>212948724
HOLY TRUE.

>>212966087
She looked like my best friends aunt who was a bitch police officer.

>>212964624
kek

Lucy Boynton

>>212966960
Not bad

>>212937358
Just a weird looking quarter Asian.
>>212937041 (OP)
I'm pretty high on the Zelda pick atm.

>>212964448
10.75 / 10

>>212960541
And?

>>212938526
>Doesn't every blue eyed person have an immediate ancestor with brown eyes too?
>>212938749
No, what the fuck are you talking about?
My parents both have blue eyes, their parents too.
Blue eyes are recessive. Most people with blue eyes likely had parents with blue eyes. But there is chance that brown eyes carry that recessive gene, and might have blue eyed children. So it's not impossible.

>>212952642
>>212948724
they/ them

>>212969241
I dont think Daisy looks that cute anymore.

>>212946083
Reality =/= racism, sweetheart

>>212969742
Going out of your way to make jokes instead of answering the question points to racism.

>>212953603
A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast an' bulbous, got me?

>>212968589
When they are A cup, it makes my dick go up.

>>212937041 (OP)
Emma :)

>>212937977
DIOS MIO

>>212971444
checked with respect

>>212950640
K F C
F
C

>>212971582
You're an animal stabler. You need to be caged.

>>212953522
nottingham isn't in england?