Thread 212940038

Is he a good actor?

>>212940038 (OP)
He's OK. Sam sucks at acting.

*has a panic attack*

>>212940038 (OP)
I don't think there's a single Extreme Peace where he doesn't break character so no.

>>212940328
Adult swim is really mad at us now!

>>212940038 (OP)
D3 sportsball jock put on a brave face for Scuffed Realtor, but that's to be expected. IT IS WHAT IT IS.

>>212940539
Did you hire a fucking toddler to make these for you? You can at least get an indian?

>>212940539
>eats a cookie to deflate the situation
>he realized what he did (made Sam look like an uptight prick, which he is) and spat out the cookie to avoid Sam's wrath
>tried to play it off as a monkey poo bit with the melted chocolate in his hands from the spat out cookie
it must be a nightmare working for Sam walking on eggshells where absolutely any slight against him might set him off
he should have wiped his hands on Sam's shirt desu

>>212941310
It's Quentin, he never left us

>>212941443
Meds. Now. Double dose.

>>212941443
A career selling cars for a high end brand can't be that bad. Was he about to get fired and looking for a way out? Nick seems like a funny guy could be a good stand up. I remember seeing him do a podcast at Skankfest where Sam bombed and Nick hanged in there, obviously Sam couldn't chimp out because the other hosts weren't pushing 60, so it was more mild of a bomb.

Yeah, I liked when it legitimately looked like he was about to start crying.Just trying to keep his shit together watching Sam burn bridges once again.

Nick was raped

>>212940038 (OP)
>You don't have an ounce of homosexuality in you do you son?
Maybe its just the material thats bad.

>>212941675
Yeah, I watches the prom one today and didnt laugh. It wasn't funny, they just acted liked high school kids getting drunk. Even though that's not far from the truth about them irl

>>212941571
>A career selling cars for a high end brand can't be that bad.
You get paid but you live and breath at the dealership. If you're a junkie alcoholic from a bad family background that got bullied by Puerto Ricans and you r dad to the point you have to Deagles tatted on your waste... Chances are you're not exactly going to be the most people patient person in the world, let alone to luxury vehicles. Rich people who act like dicks are no different than white trash and hood rats except they play a much more subtle game of being a total nigger. He looked like absolute shit (yes somehow worse than now) back before he cut his hair.
>a career in sales isn't permanent and if it is, your life fucking sucks.
Go do door to door roof sales and see how long you make it before saying, "Fuck this". Now imagine doing that for 10+ years.

>>212941675
I feel like Nick could maybe flourish in some sort of sketch comedy about a used Mercedes salesman with a drinking and coke problem as long as it wasn't too long and Sam wasn't involved and Alex didn't direct.

>>212941571
>Sam
>DA JOOS, BUY MORE BALLS ON FISHTANK
>Nick
>Actually tries to be funny

>Ben
A god amongst men.

>>212940038 (OP)
>not funny
>fat
>low IQ
>sycophant
Sam sure knows how to pick em! Then again what kind of faggot would follow him around like a puppy dog.

>>212941802
Nick wrote one of his most known skits, Sam couldn't do it without parroting some political horse shit. Sam was funny occasionally, when he wanted to be.

>>212941749
>You get paid but you live and breath at the dealership.
Confirmed. I know a guy and this is true. Long hours, people wasting your time, working weekends. Its rough.

>>212940038 (OP)
no

>>212941548
Why else would he spit out a god damn cookie? You're coping.

>>212940038 (OP)
Nick is basically Sam's Manchurian Candidate now.

>>212942170
meant for >>212941802

nick unlike sam is a genuinely witty and funny guy but has shackled his career to sam hyde and is now stuck with him, you can hear him at the end telling harlan that he and eric are good for this and will make it right so i feel for him

does nick own his real estate reviews podcast he does? shit's godawful but it looks like he gets a lot of donations

>>212941802
You forgot:
>swinger and degenerate sex pest

>>212940038 (OP)
>not in any movies
>not in any shows
>probably blacklisted everywhere
>biggest credit is some weird shit from like 10 years ago
>can only get roles in schizo friend's projects
Gee...that's a hard question anon

>>212942295
Imagine Nick's fat bald and ugly ass showing up to the swinger club with Jess.

>>212942315
he's literally me

he unfortunately was on shrooms or something for the Harland pod so that wasn't a good representation of Mr. Rochefort

>>212942290
not liking scuffed lmao