Thread 212940129 - /tv/ [Archived: 475 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:51:48 AM No.212940129
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Is this the best sword fight in the last 30 years?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:53:42 AM No.212940176
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how do they do that without accidentally killing someone
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:56:03 AM No.212940235
>>212940129 (OP)
I liked the rob roy fights

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdYhKB1yLD8
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:57:04 AM No.212940262
>>212940235
wrong video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERmM5l2ceoY
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:57:38 AM No.212940278
>>212940176
the swords are not...... real
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:04:20 AM No.212940451
>>212940278
Neither are martial arts.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:05:07 AM No.212940477
>>212940451
true
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:07:50 AM No.212940540
>inb4 some HEMA larping skallagrim dick slurping faggot enters the thread and post some russian piece of shit from the 70s where they swing three times at each other and calls it the greatest sword fight of all time
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:14:04 AM No.212940717
>>212940540
>Noooo if my fights don't have backflips I throw popcorn on the FLOOR!!!
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:15:26 AM No.212940763
>>212940717
I just want to be entertained, if I want to watch two men trade swordblows like they're mailing letters to each other, I'll watch hema videos or some shit
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:17:22 AM No.212940815
>>212940540
https://youtu.be/Pvy1NaTzKqs?t=2993
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:27:13 AM No.212941062
>>212940176
ancient Chinese secret
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:45:25 AM No.212941489
>>212940129 (OP)
Far from the best. But, notice they are not trying to clash their swords together. The purpose of sword fighting is to hit the flesh with your sword. This alone makes it better than the Prequeks.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:49:52 AM No.212941598
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>>212940129 (OP)
Boxer rebellion kino wen?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:53:01 AM No.212941671
>>212940129 (OP)
That fucking movie sucks nigger dick. Those poor "flying with ropes" fights became the norm, and every chink kung fu movie became a soap opera with - flying with ropes- fights.
And what's with the fucking counter to reply, it was a failure last ti. E and they had to bring it back.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:03:17 AM No.212941958
>>212941671
>Those poor "flying with ropes" fights became the norm
It's a throwback to classic wuxia movies of the 70's and 80's, "flying" and more supernatural elements was very common in kung fu movies of that time.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:08:20 AM No.212942086
Sword of the Stranger
just the final battle, the rest of the movie sucks and watching it will actually detract from the good part
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:18:42 AM No.212942322
>>212941958
Yeah but the whole thing was wacky like five elements ninjas, crouching Tigger it's a fucking borefest filled with """"artsy" "" " vistas, and actors that hide their lack of martial skills under slow motion, close ups and all the gimmicks of the modern Chinese "epic" dribble.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:55:11 AM No.212943372
>>212940129 (OP)
The best to ever do it. I doubt this scene will ever be topped.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:15:59 AM No.212943987
>>212940129 (OP)
Sex with Michele Yeoh.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:36:35 AM No.212944543
>>212940129 (OP)
That's the Sam Hyde aspect ratio
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:40:54 AM No.212944653
>>212940540
Some faggot is gonna post The Duelists or MacBeth.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:41:49 AM No.212944674
>>212940262
In reality his figures would've been sliced off.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:43:11 AM No.212944707
>>212943987
Daring synthesis.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:15:51 AM No.212945555
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>>212940176
I swear there was a time when people understood you could accomplish great things through hard work and repetition.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:19:43 AM No.212945658
Old shaw bros is more entertaining
This isnโ€™t bad but not the same
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:21:33 AM No.212945710
>>212940129 (OP)
No. That would be Rob Roy. Easily.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:08:34 AM No.212946854
>>212940129 (OP)
>untrained people pretending to fight
>and they're women
lol
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:10:30 AM No.212946899
>>212945658
I watched this recently.
Pretty cool how they went through all the different weapons and showcased how they were used.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084671/
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:11:18 AM No.212946919
>>212940129 (OP)
No. Every scene in Hero, for example, is better than any scene from this
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:13:23 AM No.212946973
>>212946899
I started watching that one but never finished. Seemed way goofier than what I was looking for at the moment.
Also, wasn't it about >>212941598
?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:15:14 AM No.212947016
>>212946973
Yeah i felt the same way too to be honest, but i rewatched it with the commentary by Frank Djeng and found a whole new appreciation for it.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:24:18 AM No.212947197
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>>212944674
>you can cut through bone with a rapier using no momentum at all
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:25:45 AM No.212947230
checkem
checkem
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>>212945555
Repetition, you say
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:00:29 AM No.212947879
>>212940129 (OP)
>Is this the best sword fight in the last 30 years?
No, this is
https://youtu.be/PLBsEI9mNSo
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:03:19 AM No.212947920
>>212940129 (OP)
No, that overly used little commie ghoul she fights is annoying to look at. She's the CCCP's favorite
"movie star"