Thread 212941038

What is your favorite Harlan Williams movie that he was in?

>>212941038 (OP)
dumb and dumber

There was a solid month in my life where I fell asleep to this movie on loop.

I have not seen one

Down Periscope

>>212941038 (OP)
Unfunny and untalented actor. Don't care how he humiliated Sam.

>>212941038 (OP)
CHUD and CHUDDER

>>212941038 (OP)
at least get the name right tranny

>>212941038 (OP)
Mighty Joe Young

>>212941038 (OP)
Freddy Got Fingered

specifically this scene from Superstar
https://youtu.be/gbW-QzmIOws?si=T_q1vd9e0628IGog

>>212941038 (OP)
How could it be a Harland Williams movie if he wasn't in it? Redundant nigger.

>this completely irrelevant actor who was never famous, wasn't a good actor and was always in the background is old now, you have to care about him now
The celebrity worship in the US needs to be studied
Sam made an ass out of himself, but I still don't care about this guy.

>>212941038 (OP)
As opposed to Harlan Williams movies that he wasn't in?

>>212941038 (OP)
Rocketman is the only acceptable answer

>>212941286
literally no one has seen that gay shit

Fudgie Wudgie Fudge Face, the movie he made in the desert with his friends and Tom Green. Shit hits different my nigga, gets me in a gorilla nest like a muhfug yo

inb4 CLAZYman goes CLAZY

>>212941286
Cowardly lion bit is hilarious

>>212941038 (OP)
Half Baked

>>212941038 (OP)
Robots (2005)
>>212941092
Holy fucking cope, this is a reoccurring comedian on Kill Tony that broke Joe Rogan and remains unbreakable no matter who’s pressing him. It’d be hard to not find Harland funny as a whole, unless you have some hang-ups over a certain shitty sketch show that you wasted money on, which is why you added that soft cope at the end there.
Or, you know, you’re retarded. Not too far off from the average /tv/ user.

>>212941452
YOU NO LIKE CLAZY? DEN YOU NO LIKE HAHLEN

Oh, hey everyone! The baskin schizo has a new obsessive compulsive fixation he’s going to spam and samefag relentlessly .. multiple threads on the catalogue, reposted when they slide / banned (already happened today) and do it over and over and over again. Why’s your problem? It’s funny and comfy. Not spamming and flooding and trolling at all. Kek. Kino.

>>212941516
YOU CLAZYMAN

>>212941038 (OP)
>Freddy Got Fingered.

>>212941482
Based

>>212941528
Get in the gorilla nest, Sam.

>>212941151
He's actually pretty famous.

>>212941654
C L A Z Y N A T I O N

>>212941677
>ruined his relationship with his dad and his family over $5,000
>was told he wasnt allowed go to his own father's funeral
>tries to kill himself and a friend over a car his dad gave him, leaving his friend with life long brain damage
>that and everything else
Not a good dude at all, he could be funny occasionally and fishtank used to be an alright concept.

why didn't sam just take the cookie?

>>212941151
He's actually one of the most famous people on earth

>>212941482
>>212941720
i can't believe he killed that cop, a bit over the top stuff

>>212941038 (OP)
Rocket Man was a good movie.
He was good as Monster in Robot and Monster. That cartoon was really good in general.

>>212942127
where can i read more about this

>>212941286
i dont know the name and didnt recognize the guy from the clip that's being posted here constantly but in this gif he looks familiar.

without a doubt

>>212942166
DA HECKIN SNEED OILS ARE POISON

>>212942370
it's schizo kiwifarm drama with no basis in reality

>>212941677
What phenotype is this?

>>212941315
Speak for yourself. This movie is pure silly late 90s kino.

>>212943335
WASP

>>212941528
So what movie of harlands is your favorite?

i actually thought he starred in this movie but then i realized its not the same actor

>>212941053
FPBP
Also love Freddy Got Fingered and Half Baked.

>>212943358
a pale imitation

>>212941528
>Why’s your problem?
SAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

>>212941134
What do you like about that scene specifically?

>>212941286
I saw Rocket Man in the theater when I was a pup.

Then we tried to see Half Baked but we were under 13 so I had to get my brother and his friend to take us but they were actually potheads so we got smoked out before. Good job Showcase Cinemas, contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

>>212942467
>Sam: It's got seed oils
>Harland: Are they bad for you
>Sam: They like uhhh inflame your shit

fucking retard lmao

>>212941038 (OP)
rocket man

>>212944976
Funny how the old dude eating those oils didn’t end up out of breath and sweaty after five minutes of light grappling.

Sam’s a fuckin loser lol

>>212941092
I agree. He filled a brief "that guy" niche in film but was completely unremarkable beyond a walking visual gag due to having no chin.
>>212941499
>dude he's good at arguing with other retards
Ok? You should get some actual hobbies anon. Listening to dumb people talk can't be very fulfilling.

I liked the Costco movie.

>>212941038 (OP)
The one where he rapes alt right icon and pedophile, Samuel Hydenstein and then steals his girlfriends (male)

>>212941038 (OP)
Big Money Hustlas

>>212942467
Sad thing is they actually are.

>>212941315
I did when i was a kid

it was funny

>>212947022

if you want to look like Sam at his 40 don't eat it

or be like Harland at his 60 and not give a fuck

>>212947272
Sam is on TRT that's why he looks like an ogre

>>212942519
I love that movie, classic chuddy humor that would cause heads to explode today.

>>212947272
You're a big guy

>>212947342
I thought he was done with boxing

>>212947342
No, he's jewish.

>>212947342
No he's 6'2". He could not workout but say he does and everyone would still believe him because people are stupid about height and weight proportions.

>>212947670

>Next time I come for you I'm going to want some cocktail...fruit!

What do you think nasty nate meant by this?

>>212947528
big gorilla daddy

>>212947765
"NAUGHTY JINGLE OF LOVE"

>>212947670
Definitely his best role

>>212947828
*Jungle

>>212941038 (OP)
rocketmaaaaaaaaaan

>>212947342
If Sam had actually worked out for real just one day a week for as many years as he claims he has, he'd look like a completely different guy.

>>212941315
They played it over and over on the disney channel I think. I know zoomers never watched TV.

>>212947022
Eating 1 cookie ain't gonna kill you

>>212942479
>no basis in reality
Sam himself put references to a lot of it in his Jaihoo book and talked about it on his podcast man.

>>212947880
OH REARY? DISNEY RIKE CLAZY HAHLEN WILLIAMS MOVIE? I ONLY SEE MURAN!

Nosey!

>>212947932
Funny how Nick spat out the cookie the nano-second he realized that by putting it in his mouth he sided against Sam and panic took over.

>>212947834
Damn he really hates niggers.

>>212943786
good movie

RIP dj quail

>>212942127
It's pretty obvious that all of the MDE gang are psychos. They have criminal antisocial minds. Maybe not Charls, but I see it in Nick and Sam for sure. I would never want to be friends with guys like Sam. I'm his age and I can spot his type a mile away. He's every criminal I have run in in my life.

>>212947932
No, but practically everything you eat is that cookie. Seed oils and hfcs awareness is similar to (((noticing))) and once you're there you cant unsee it

>>212948361
True but you don't look a gift cookie in the mouth, that's just gay.

>>212948025
ripe and tight

Harland completely exposed Sam's insecurities. Sam is an unfunny man who constantly needs and battles for approval and acceptance by his edgelord audience.
He wants to be funny but really has forgotten how to. Now his agenda is to be based and redpilled.

He really is just pathetic.

>Make fun of niggers regularly
>end up chimping out at the phrase "Gorilla Nest"

>>212941038 (OP)
i thought you wrote harlan ellison and got excited

>>212948013
what a spoilt disrespectful trust fund baby little faggot holy shit are upper class american kids all like this?

>>212941315
That movie was played at least once a week on UK Disney Channel back in the lste 9ps and early 00s.
There was a time when no one gave a shit about insulting the Chinese.

>>212948875
Someone explain the gorilla nest joke(?) please. I don't follow either of these fags.

>>212949177
the implication is he was calling sam a big dumb ape and trying to belittle him by making him do stupid shit on his show

>>212949209
>do stupid shit on his show
which he did

like a good goy he is

This movie was career suicide. After this he was stuck doing Freddy got fingered and comedy central movies. Before he was doing big budget Disney movies.

>>212948013
Is that the real letter? How did you get it?
https://youtu.be/s_8ePaSKCsE?t=230

>>212948361
You guys literally fall for any media meme and think youve uncovered conspiracy. Fructose's de novo pathway if you even know what that is, is seldom activated and similarly seed oils dont do anything. As well "inflammation" isnt an inherently bad thing, you probably think its a good thing when its labelled as immune activating instead

>>212947536
Roids destroy your nuts so you have to go on reverse tranny juice

>>212948013
you people are so mentally deranged lmao

>>212949480
guys please seed oil max please

>>212949177
Sam trying to make podcast hosts uncomfortable with his crew and saying nigger/jew. Harland being improver just rolls with everything, while vaguely sniping. The nest itself is unclear because they never got to the bit really but it seems like it was just what it sounds like, vaguely insulting

>>212949533
I dont care i just wish we never let you nogs learn to read bc your stupidity is annoying

>>212948361
>companies put cheap ingredients in food
Whoa how do chuds notice these things?

>>212949402
all those are messages between Sam and his step mom, he copy pasta'd them into his jaihoo book

>>212949599
you sound like the very thing you speak of

ya hungry girl?

>>212949627
She sounds like a cunt

him on space ghost barely keeping up. not as bad as slash but its funny being oushined by a toon

>>212949627
based, he is a spoilt faggot, imagine being given everything and destroying your parents property not even paying it back over time let alone apologising, this literal nigger always goes on about how you have to look out for your family and friends but doesn't do that himself. I don't know if this is purely an ameircan thing treating your parents like shit but god damn be grateful at least, his dad spent hundreds of thousands putting him through school and raising him and he acts like a petulant man child like he was abused by his parents when it was the opposite, sams the one abusing his parents, no wonder they had enough of him. I'd tell him to fuck off out of my life too if I were his mother or father.

the uncomfortable truth for most of you is that there are only two kinds of people in this world: guys that flip desks and guy's that get their desks flipped. you so desperately want to believe in some kind of karmic retribution for guys like Sam that can disregard all of your clever wordplay and witty retorts and cut right to the heart of the issue: who's gonna be building that gorilla nest? at the end of the day he accomplished his goal to make Harland mad and no amount of post production edits or anti-Sam shilling will change that

>>212949778
OH SAM, WHY U SO CLAZY? WHY U SMASH MAH CAH

>>212949778
How involved was Sam's father?

>>212949209
Well, how is Hyde not the winner here? That boomer fag seems terrible unfunny and unprepared.

>>212944976
It's improv. You wouldn't get it.

>>212949796
Sam also made Nick mad, now they'll never get back on adult swim and have a main stay show like smiling friends.

>>212949509
During the gorillia thing he stopped and said " Is the camera rolling" It wasn't roid rage. It was a controlled action he premeditated for a few minutes.

I thought this was gonna be a serious thread.

>>212949688
That's not really in dispute, in fact the reason Sam even stayed with his biological mom is because he hated his step mom. It's funny because that was completely his choice, and for a while he used that to make it seems like he genuinely was a poor white ghetto kid when he wasn't.

>>212949820
involved enough to make sure the fat fuck never had to work a day in his life ever again

>>212942519
best movie

>>212949778
He never forgave them for forcing him to wear that paddington bear coat.

>>212949899
I know...? Wrong post? Obviously they were both doing clashing bits but neither wanted to kowtow to the others bit.

When you have a bad faith guy using verbal trickery to make you look bad whilst having constant plausible deniability the only response to throw the table over and refuse to co-operate. I think this was Sam’s reasoning here.

>>212950040
good point.

Fun fact: Rocketman was supposed to be an Ernest movie. Imagine if Jim Varney was still alive today; would he also BTFO Sam Hyde and make him look like a retarded hgh faggot?

>>212950040
A real comedian would just cleverly trade banter but Sam isnt that apparently.

NOOOOOOO MY TOTALLY ALPHA TACTIC DIDN'T WORK
QUICK, WIGGERS TELL THEM HOW COOL I AM

>>212950082
JV would have been cancelled if he was alive today. JV was the fuckin man though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ErlsLsCN10

>>212950040
Personally I just combat words with words rather than chimping out, but then again I'm not a gorilla with a nest to build.

Sams goal is to be a 1MIL viewer man to give Joe/Theo Von pod-caster some incentive to have him on. To get 1MIL views for the sponsors that write the host a check.
Was this a lame thing he did. Yes. However the fact that he has a high probability of being Harlands only 1M episode, mogging Bobby Lee and Bill Burr on Harlands page. He also became Matans #1 viewed guest/1M Views.
All it takes is for manscape or bluechew to call up steveo or theo von or whatever and say hey, can you have this guy on we will write you a cheque for 20k. He gets 1MIL views every podcast he is on.
You dont think some shitbag comedian like Joey Diaz wouldent take 5k to have him on if his sponsors asked? Podcasting is a business at the end of the day, and its all about getting views to force the audience to watch ads.

>>212941057
What movie

>>212950040
If Sam had nothing to hide or be ashamed of he wouldn't be on the defensive and get triggered by another comedian. But alas he is a pedo groomer

>>212941053
his reaction to drinking the piss is my favorite bit in the whole movie

harland taking full control of sams zoomer twink was fucking hilarious
>say it
>I'm I uh I'm a w-w-wardaddy

>>212950352
that finger point is basically "this is your faggot you brought along and even insisted on making him stand next to me so YOU are responsible for the unfunny shit he says"

>>212950166
based. Sam and Varney would've gotten on like a house on fire. Harland cucks on suicide watch

>>212950352
>p-prison sissies

>>212950372
or maybe Harland was just acting clazy???

>>212950352
Watching this dork awkwardly stutter the most embarrassing cringe shit was pure kino.

>>212941038 (OP)
no one cares about this guy, it took sam to give his 20k view flopped podcast temporary relevance lel.
He probably was so thankful sam didn't have to pay anything.

>>212941038 (OP)
If you genuinely believe this motherfucker is funny, I despise you
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2uhJxRq3i7M

>>212950352
>i don't know what to say, what do you think I should say?
It's pathetic how Harland has gotten away with such lazy comedy. The good news is that people are finally focused on it so I doubt he'll be able to get away with it anymore.

https://youtu.be/v27U6Pzr8nI?si=5CeUbEr3tP8K8GZQ

imagine not finding this dude funny

>>212950456
Harland yelling at sam's favorite zoom zoom like he was his personal assistant was one of many moments that made that a golden podcast.

>>212950470
wow boomer laugh track /yawn

>>212950470
I mean it's not bad it's just average run of the mill 90's slop comedy but it doesn't negate how fucking funny harland was on this pod dunking on sam

>okay Sammy you want to get serious?
>tell me my friend, how old was marky when your sodomized her?

>>212950470
Harland isn't absolute dogshit when he isn't writing his own material.

rewatching it for the 2nd time and you just find more and more kino harlan moments, sitting sam down and talking to him in the most condescending tone imaginable like he's a kid
>did your dad play aidsy
>did he play aidsy sam?

>>212950352
Reminder that sam is a faggot and fucks this twink

>>212949518
calm down raisinlove

>>212949688
this response to a beloved family member working for years to provide for her son, really makes you understand the MDE fanbase.
When they do Fishtank StreamStars and you see every Sam Hyde fan is a 40 year old pedophile who beats their own mother on camera after never even holding down a simple McWagie job for more than 1 week.
It's exactly where Sam himself would be if he hadn't been leeching off everyone else around him, and eventually off the welfare checks of every subhuman manchild who worships him because he helps them blame their failures on MUH JOO

>>212949627
>Sent from my iPhone
fucking kek

>>212950578
it's improv ... he didn't write it because he wouldn't have had the chance to. those 'writers' are aussie, where the concept of the show came from

>>212948036
then at the end there is chocolate all over his hands kek

>>212941038 (OP)
Half Baked, and it's not even close. I loved that movie years before I ever even so much as touched a joint.

>>212949118
yes, his dad his dad also is kinda strange when sam read the cringe letter his dad sent him on podcast. The relationship between parents among whites is so fucked, cant imagine shaking my parents hand or callingmy dad "sir" jesus christ hug them retards

>>212942519
Pure unfiltered kino

>>212950467
You are pathetic

>>212941092
>92
KWAB hydetranny