>>212941359 Hair has nothing to do with health, a bum can have Fabio hair. The hand thing is true, but Cavill's overall physique is more impressive than David's.
>>212941331 (OP) Corenswet is the best one since Reeve. He's not on Reeve's level or anything, but he's better than any other live action Superman imo.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:51:12 AM No.212941630
>giant jellyfish is destroying the city while the other heroes struggle >Superman being mopey and angsty in his apartment instead of rushing out to save people This movie was fucking trash. Stop fucking making Superman movies if you don't understand his character.
>>212941424 Cavill gave it a go. 7/10. I'll never be qualified to give an answer on Cornsweat
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:53:32 AM No.212941683
>>212941469 It's more aesthetic. Corenswet doesn't look as regal, which is probably on purpose since he's the "relatable" Superman. But Cavill's Superman is more potent as a larger than life character.
>>212942010 Broccoli hair Superman is not aesthetic. The suit isn't aesthetic either. It's supposed to look goofy. Corenswet said himself that the red underwear is supposed to remind you that while he's a powerful alien, Superman is ultimately a friendly sometimes goofy guy. Snyder's Superman was more messianic and akin to a marble sculpture.
>>212941795 >>212942112 Doesn't matter if they had it under control. Superman would have absolutely offered to help over doing that faggy shit he was doing.
>>212941331 (OP) In terms of comic book original/Reeves Superman it would obviously be the new guy because that is the intent of the character, however I was far more invested in seeing Cavill Superman's full arc because it was a unique iteration of the character. Though the attempt became drowned out due to the ubiquitous nature of the 'evil superman' archetype throughout the 2010s with things like Injustice, The Boys, Brightburn, which were unrelated to DCEU but in effect took the wind out of trying to develop that godly superman.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:07:13 AM No.212943717
>browns and trannies will pick a Jew over a white man
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:38:02 AM No.212944579
>>212941331 (OP) the cavil figure looks way worse than actual real life cavil, and the other one looks way better than the new guy playing superman in the most recent movie what do we make of that?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:39:14 AM No.212944607
>>212941331 (OP) Americans are circumcised. They literally have part of their dick chopped off. Horrifying.
>>212941359 You're right but pajeets are obsessed with Henry Cavill and will never stop jizzing over him.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:40:32 AM No.212944641
>>212941331 (OP) Corenswet since he actually had emotional range and acted like a person and not a weird stoic autist
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:42:52 AM No.212944695
>>212942121 Imps are tricksters, they are harmless and just dick around. Batmite and Mr.Myxlplyx are imps, they could easily destroy the world, but they don't because they aren't really malicious.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:47:11 AM No.212944798
>>212941331 (OP) Right. DC was taking itself too seriously in the Cavill era.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:51:06 AM No.212944902
Cavill was the perfect actor cast in a set of scripts that didn't do him justice.
Honestly? So was Affleck. Both of them deserved so much better.
Btw, I could beat you and literally everyone else up on this board right now with ease.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:02:08 AM No.212945185
>>212944968 Old MacDonald had no foreskin, E-I-E-I-O! Dumbfuck mutt, His dick was cut, E-I-E-I-O! With a snip-snip here and a snip-snip there, Here a snip, there a snip, Everywhere a snip-snip, Old MacDonald had no foreskin, E-I-E-I-O!