>"EVERYBODY DANCE NOW"
>Grandma throws her walker and starts breakdancing

>Dean walks in on frat party
>Pulls the plug on the music
>"ALRIGHT PARTY'S OVER!"
>Granny interrupts, "Not so fast, sonny!"
>Pulls rug from under the dean who falls on his ass, farts loudly and his hair piece falls off
>Everyone laughs and granny does a 1080 headspin

>grandma starts raping faster than m&m

>grandma does a split and there's a loud ripping sound
>dog covers his eyes with his paws
>oof that's gonna hurt tomorrow

Silly character gets on a motorcycle
>BBBBBAD BAD TO THE BONE

>>212943112 (OP)
>>212943174
>>212943200
>>212943207
None of this ever happened in a movie

>>212943244
>hasn't seen Oppenheimer

>boxing scene
>big muscly guy puts in mouth guard
>granny puts in false teeth

>grandma: OH NO MY BACK!
>*record scratch*
>*crowd gasp*
>cat stops fighting with mouse
>grandma: MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK

Why did millennials and Gen x shit, coom, and piss themselves in laughter at this?

>>212943244
> Anon pulls into thread, arms crossed
> “Alright guys, you’ve had enough fun, time for some gay shit.”
> Grandma farts in her hand, blows it at anon
> Anon dies from being a faggot, everyone cheers

>>212943297

>>212943112 (OP)
Topkek
Never stop making these threads OP

>>212943302

>>212943357

>>212943333
mass fluoride and seed oil poisoning

>>212943112 (OP)
>SHAKE YOUR PANTS, TAKE A CHANCE
>"And now she's getting a new partner"
>COME ON AND DANCE
>"His name ... is Teddy"
>GUYS GRAB A GIRL, DON'T WAIT
>"He's a dinosaur!"
>I'M JUST A SQUIRREL
>TRYNA GET A NUT

>>212943112 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_yF6-3pXdw

https://youtu.be/uoEzuloVmkw

Did you guys have choreographed dance segments while in high school?

>>212943112 (OP)
>band auditions
>granny walks in
>are you lost old timer?
>grandma starts epic shredding on the guitar
>woah dude, she's totally in the band!

>>212943302
'em
>>212943357
'em

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaTGrV58wec

>Prison scene
>Slow pan to muscled granny
>Has a tattoo of dentures with the words "I bite" underneath

>Family leaves Grandma behind to run an errand
>Grandma is actually a secret extreme sports athlete that needs to defend her championship
>Goes into an intense battle and narrowly wins
>makes it home back in time before family arrives

>"dude you brought your grandma to the skate park?"
>"heh, watch this sonny"
>grandma drops in then hits a trey flip and reverse manual
>crowd all stares in awe then starts cheering wildly
>"GO GRANNY GO GRANNY"

>>212943302
I loled

This has never happened in any film

>>212945337
>film
catch a flick sometime faggot

>>212943112 (OP)
Was that supposed to be funny?

>>212945337
It was in the directors commentary

>grandma hits the bong harder than cheech chang chong

>>212943112 (OP)
>>212943174
name 12 movies

>Grandma is wearing "juicy" sweatpants
>Grandpa: "Dang, she's still got it!"

>grandma grabs the blunt from Snoop Dogg
>"puff puff pass BITCH"

>>212943244
>>212945337
>>212945477
>these plebs never watched The Cabinet of Dr. Cagliari

>the boys drop in fortnite
>about to win
>get schooled
>hear granny in the other room yell WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
>boys run in to see granny streaming on twitch
>"granny! where did YOU learn to play fortnite"
>"I grew up with five grandsons"

>>212943357
kino

>>212943244
>He didn't stay for the post-credit scene in A Serbian Film

>>212943207
Kek loved that scene

keep- em coming fellas!

>>212943850
> granny shows up at skate park
> fat kid dressed like a punk steps forward
> "hey granny, you senile? the nursing home is down the street!"
> kids all laugh
> granny turns cap backwards, cracks knuckles, and grabs his skateboard from his hands
> speeds past the stunned kids and turns up the half pipe
> flies off the skateboard and brains herself on the concrete

>>212943244
Not yet, but in the future with generative AI we can

>>212948109
oh snap! granny no!

>Greek Orthodox film
>morbidly obese character changes letters of "divine liturgy" to "divine FATurgy"
>priest chases him around the nave

>>212948217
> paramedics are zipping up the body bag
> police investigators taking photos and listening to the kids tell their side of it
> "It happened so fast! She musta thought she was gonna pull a sick stunt or something!"
> one of the officers hangs up her cell phone and walks over
> "Chief, it looks like Mrs. Milleti was a bit senile. Pretty near the end too. Her doctor says she was riddled with cancer and had a laundry list of diseases. It's a miracle she made it to 87, let alone kept her balance for 20 feet on a skateboard."
> Chief looks over at the body bag getting loaded into the coroner van
> "I think she shoulda gotten a second opinion, because it's pretty obvious..."
> puts on his sunglasses
> "she wasn't as sick as she thought"
YEEEEEEAAAAAAH

>>212943333
its a trope as old as time

>>212943302
>.....
>EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
>ROCK ROCK THIS PARTY DANCE EVERYBODY

>Main cast leaves Granny and little boy sitting alone by the campfire
> A wolf howls
>Granny stares into the flames ominously before speaking
>Granny: "Fire is... our oldest friend. It was here before us. It raised us up like babes. Fed us. Civilized us. It's given us everything. So what if... every now and again... it wants to take a little something back. To eat. Consume. Fire is the only God who ever truly warmed us. What right have we to say no? What point is there in saying no? It'll be the end of us all, someday. It'll all end in fire, just like it began in fire. The waiting... it's enough to... make you want to just get on with it. To burn it all down right now. To light the whole accursed world on fire. Would such a mercy be so bad? The true, final peace... at last?
>Kid eyes are bulging out of his head
>Kid's Pet Squirrel: "Nigga, dis bitch is NUTS!"

>>212943244
It happens in every Dispicable Me movie

>>212945465
>>212945638
Sigh.

>Sigh.

>>212943302
Oh noooo. Fuckin hell

>>212943112 (OP)

FUCKING BASED

>>212943112 (OP)
>"I'm afraid you don't stand.....a ghost of a chance"
>character is an actual ghost

>>212943244
Hoodwinked and Hoodwinked Too

>>212943333
It's over a century old

>quiet kid who barely speaks
>goes to sing in the singing competition
>sings like an opera singer

It wouldn't have the same impact anymore, this trope is from a time when people who grew up before the 1960s were still alive.
They genuinely acted like humans it was a funny subversion because they wouldn't act undignified but also them pulling out a secret talent, knowledge, wisdom was genuine and realistic at the same time.

>Grandma really cutting loose now on the dancefloor
>old man enters scene
>You should have saw her in her heyday

>bully is muscular and mean
>has tattoos
>rides a motocycle
>drinking at a bar
>nerdy guy spills his drink
>"oh s-sorry sir!"
>bully breaks down in tears and starts talking about therapy!

>sick party is Rockin
>someone pulls the plug on the music
>this guy starts talking
>>212949060
>grandma rollerblades in backwards
>grandma: CRAM IT NERD!
>*crowd cheers*
>*music starts back up*

>>212948947
There is genuinely nothing funnier than spitting in the face of death

Fat guy does professional ballet

>>212943244
it's a movie moron

>>212945337
>>212943244
Nutty Professor 2