Thread 212946345

>In her new memoir Gwyneth Paltrow revealed she used to like sucking on Ben Affleck's balls and would frequently ask him to teabag her during sex.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/surprising-sex-act-gwyneth-paltrow-loved-famous-ex-to-perform/

She's wealthy with a solid career even in middle age. Why would she degrade herself revealing all this, yeah maybe she'll sell a couple more copies of her book, but she does not even need the money. Will it help her get more roles?

>>212946345 (OP)
She literally said white women should copy black women's charisma. She didn't jump of the cliff, she somersaulted off.

>>212946345 (OP)
She's not getting as much sexual attention as she used to so she's resorting to desperate acts of exhibitionism. Many such cases. The intention is basically "please talk about me sexually, please think about me sexually, please fap to me, please somebody fuck me"

>>212946472
I volunteer to give her as much sexual attention as she needs.

>>212946345 (OP)
How the fuck could Ben Affleck ever be depressed?

>>212946640
Get in line, chud

>>212946345 (OP)
Isn't she jewish or half-jew?.

>>212946472
>she's resorting to desperate acts of exhibitionism
>resorting
bruh, she's been selling candles infused with the scent of her unwashed cunt for like a decade

>“He at times seemed more interested in playing video games with the guys at his house than being with Gwyneth,” the friends said
lol, yep

>>212946345 (OP)
What the fuck is up with this woman?

>>212946763
https://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=51

>>212946345 (OP)
I didn't even know they dated.

>>212946792
my boys wicked based

>>212946704
Losing her would be pretty fucking depressing

>>212946704
Maybe it’s hereditary. Like he’s missing some hormone, some cell or some woman put a curse on him. My money is on the curse.

>>212946788
I guess she got her fill of candle dick and started hitting diminishing returns, so she's switching up her tactics to try to advertise to a fresh pool of book dick

>>212946345 (OP)
This crazy bitch also convinced legions of woman that anal sex was a normal healthy part of the bedroom routine.

She's pretty based.

women like to be degraded

hollywood movies lied to you. they don't want some sensitive nice guy. they want to submit to a man they feel is superior to them.

>>212946704
lots of drinking in his youth led to alcoholism

>>212946345 (OP)
This confession of her is embarrassingly desperate. Onlyfans when? KEK

>>212946704
could do with him not having a hot blonde suck his balls any more

>>212946892
time to shave those balls and practice ur squats homie

>>212946345 (OP)
She plays a cougar in a holiday movie with chalamay. This feeds into that PR

>>212946345 (OP)
Celebs do this shit as a personal ad basically.
She's just acting subby as fuck to attract someone to come make cum

>>212946345 (OP)
Its always the skinny blondes that are the freakiest

>>212946640
The emphasis is on ATTENTION though, she's famous and you're just one person

>>212946792
You guys think Ben might post here sometimes? A lot of the details I hear about his life make him feel like /ourguy/ in many ways. He's also 52, which makes him peak Gen X, the original demographic of 4chan. What if he was an oldfag back in the day?

>>212946803
Oof that one stings

>>212946345 (OP)
Her daughter, thoughts?

>>212946763
>>212946803
>>212947116
>About the Jew Score

>>212947165
Terrible British genes

>>212947165
Eyes a bit too far apart.

>>212946345 (OP)
>Why would she degrade herself revealing all this
She misses Big Harv like crazy.

>>212946345 (OP)
What a perfectly normal thing to announce publicly. Surely this wouldn’t be hugely embarrassing to anyone involved. Very classy.

>>212947115
Who do you think was making all those BvS threads?

>>212947294
Look retard that iteration of Batman was perfect for Affleck and I tried really hard to elevate the character.

>>212947116
What could you possibly find attractive about that frigid jewess?

Her mother was a pretty white woman and she flushed her genes down the toilet by miscegenating with a jew.

>>212947115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EwfoOB30lI

>>212946704
because hedonism is the devil's way to snatch your soul

benny's soul is already in hell and every day of his life he's feeling the burn more and more

>>212946345 (OP)
I think she's just a kind of crazy person who's very open about sexuality so she just over-volunteers this kind of information. Same reason she released a line of candles that ostensibly smell like her vagina

>>212946345 (OP)
Goop was always trash whore
She's the "Becky with the good hair" that Jay-Z fucked. Disgusting jewish whore

>>212946704
>Alexander wept, for he saw there was nothing left to conquer etc etc

>>212946345 (OP)
>she used to like sucking on Ben Affleck's balls
You just know ol' Harv personally taught her how to do that.

>>212946345 (OP)
That isn't really degrading. Any straight woman who isn't a virgin has put balls in her mouth. I've yet to sleep with one who didn't like playing with balls.

>>212946763
Pretty sure her godfather is Steven Speilberg, so she must be Jewish somehow.

>>212946704
Nigga is so depressed that he later married JLo after the regret of dumping Ana de Armas who literally begged him to put a baby inside her.

>>212947977
>the regret of dumping Ana de Armas
My bro Al-fleck saw the writing on the wall

>>212947165
Somebody posted a picture in another thread where you can see how her eyes are not actually symmetrical from a mugshot-like pic.

>>212948021
She still mogs JLo who is nearly 20-years older and can't get pregnant.

>degrade herself
Forever virgin: D E T E C T E D

>>212946345 (OP)
imagine putting your nuts in a ho's mouth. one chomp you're done

>>212948093
Horrifying. Squeamish fags, DO NOT click on this.

>>212947870
She's a kike -- always has been.

>>212946345 (OP)
My gf is obsessed with sucking on the ball skin between my nuts, she likes the texture

>>212948229
you're gonna qrd me on that pic, right? don't just tease a fellow anon like that, you're better than that

>>212946345 (OP)
Generally speaking I can't stand her, but even I have to admit her teabag fetish is pretty based. Might have to watch Shakespeare in Love or Emma again just to have that mental image in my head.

>>212946396
>>212946472
>>212946796
>>212947239
She didn’t say it publicly, it’s unauthorized
> the unauthorized biography, penned by writer Amy Odell,

>>212948264
First day?

Revealing sexual exploits will never, ever be tasteful or charming or cute. You engaged in pre-marital relations. It's sin. Don't glorify it to lead others into it. But when I see brazen displays of truth like this I often feel like it's because the person has been lying about other aspects of their life. You can easily come to terms with how stupid lying is when you tell the truth about virtually everything. You're not held down by shame if you acknowledged that you've repented and God has turned your life around for the better. Suddenly, speaking of old things you've done--not to glorify, but to warn--as a bridge to connect to others becomes as simple as talking about the state of the weather.

>>212947711
Crazy how the souls of entertainers can already be in hell. Already tormented, raped and being eaten while the person is still on Earth. God I hope everyone comes to repentance and knows His mercy. I want to believe that turning to Jesus can save any corrupted or fallen soul or void any blood contracts. But a part of me also believes that it's too late. If it could save him from death and what's coming for him and people like him who wanted their heaven on earth there's no doubt in my mind that Ben would pull the trigger on you, me and all of our children.

>>212946345 (OP)
Oh wow the biggest example of a Weinstein girl liked to suck balls? Whoddathunkit.

>>212946345 (OP)
i wonder why she loved sucking his nuts
his balls must be as smooth as eggs

>>212948318
I'll suck your cock

>let's capitalize personal life

i doubt it has anything to do with real life

>>212946345 (OP)
>"Affleck at times seemed more interested in playing video games with the guys at his house than being with Gwyneth,” the friends said...

Ben? More like Based!

>>212946345 (OP)
celebrities restort to all kinds of stuff when selling their book

being molested as a kid is the number selling point they use to garner attention

>>212946345 (OP)
awkward

>In 2023, the actress candidly answered fans’ sex questions and revealed that “generally,” she does not “lick ass.”

"More of a guideline than a hard rule."

>>212948592
He's only man after all!

>>212947165
Foetal alcohol syndrome

>>212946345 (OP)
>i'm ready to settle down anon...
>the past is the past right? you can forget all those things that i did in the past right?
>no of course i won't do that stuff that i did with them, i'm not into that anymore...

>>212946704
he had an alcoholic father (depressing) and was raised in massachusetts (more depressing)

many years ago when I was still having sex and not jerking off all day, a girl sucked on my balls and I did not like how it felt. kinda hurt.

>>212946704
Happiness isn't a checklist.

>*gargles your balls*
heh nothing personnel kid

>>212948305
Stop actually reading the article, goy

>>212947468
Gwyn is hotter than her mom

>>212946704
This fucker is the luckiest man alive and I’m not talking about his relationship history - came from nothing, became literal Hollywood royalty after his first big break with Matt Damon, played Batman, won a best director oscar, is not an absentee father after the divorce. He lived a hell of a life, I’m surprised he fell down a downward spiral.

>>212949609
>came from nothing
His mother is a Harvard graduate

>>212946345 (OP)
Of course it's safe to assume she checked with Ben before revealing intimate details of his personal life before she said this shit knowing it might impact his public image and past, current, or future relationships, right?

So at least we can rest assured she had perfectly pure motives in divulging this enlightening revelation for the good of all humanity.

>>212949648
>unauthorized biography
Does nobody in this thread know how to read?

>>212949116
>making up this sad conversation and projecting it onto the actress who is so okay with sex that she sold a candle scented like her vagina
>all because of a biography that says she licked a guy's balls

>>212949680
That is a literal common conversation that women have with multiple people in their lives (and have probably had with you without your knowing)

>>212946345 (OP)
>woman tells entire world about your sex life with her
>empowering and not creepy at all!

>>212949662
Apparently you don't, so there's at least one.

>inb4 she only told one other person, she didn't tell "everybody"

One of the most vivid texts I ever received from my high school gf was about how she loved my balls

>>212949662
They're too busy acting scandalised about some ball sucking on 4chan

>>212949721
Make that two.

>>212949729
That makes three

>>212949729
>>212949745
It's five now

>>212949745
I meant two people who suck balls. Her and (You).

>>212949755
>>212949752
>>212949745
>>212949729
at 6 million now

>>212949648
>it might impact his public image
>"ben affleck completely denies all rumors that he has hot women obsessed with gargling his balls, to the point they're thinking about it decades later"
kel horroor

>>212949755
27

IT'S PALTROVER

>>212946472
she is a batshit crazy vegan who has had men simping for her forever, she also has been fairly good at picking decent men in her life, she's never dated a serial cheater or abuser of women. She's never known real conflict, and has gone full hippy with her spirituality bullshit.

Her idea of exploring this is being overly sexual i suppose. It helps when you're naturally hot and take care of yourself, and want to show it off in private ig.

>be woman
>tell all your whore friends every intimate detail of your sex life
>lie to make them envious, (he's the greatest guy in the world, exaggerate the size of his dick, etc.)
>be shocked when they steal your boyfriend

>be man
>get girlfriend
>shocked when all her friends suddenly want to fuck you
Don't be.

Imagine being a woman and being so stupid you don't know most of your problems are caused by you.

>>212946792
that's literally every man with a wife ever who is a social person.

>>212946892
lmao, that just upped her a notch in my book, she's taken a few hits since she tried to scam people with goop and some sort of crypto-scheme i think?

>>212949648
hoy boy, i'd pay $50 to see the conversation with whoever he's currently dating when they discover this quote from gwyneth. The insecurity of the woman who 100% probably doesnt gargle his nuts or does anal would be off the charts lmao.

>do you still think about her? well!??!
kek

>>212948451
looks like robin williams after hanging himself
come suck my cock now

>>212946345 (OP)
>“He at times seemed more interested in playing video games with the guys at his house than being with Gwyneth,” the friends said, according to Odell’s reporting.
Fucking based. Truly /ourguy/.

>>212949534
kek

>>212948397
she must have been overjoyed to finally be able to fuck guys who aren't hideous, fat hairy goblins with mutant dicks. Who wouldnt go hog-wild after being starved most of their life?

>>212949894
I'm gonna I just have to go get cigarettes and milk first bro, brb *leaves*

Affleck defending Islam on that Bill Maher show and Katy Perry who had a concert prepared for Hillary Clinton's victory night in 2016 belong to the top 5 "entertainers embarrassing themselves in politics" moments

Why do women brag about sexual shit? Don’t they realize how pathetic it makes them look?

>>212949662
How was she to know that something like that said in confidence would be repeated about her and her famous boyfriend.

You're right, she must be shocked, hurt, and scandalised. Sorry, I forgot she was the real victim here. What was I thinking?!

>>212949662
this is /tv/, not /lit/, dickhead

>>212950049
To be fair, nobody on /lit/ knows how to read either.

>>212950011
>Affleck defending Islam on that Bill Maher show
>top 5 "entertainers embarrassing themselves in politics" moments
you mean maher, right?

why does she make reddit seethe so much

>>212950149
It made me think of Ben Affleck as a child in a man's body ever since

>>212950161
>glucose monitor
why do non-diabetic people do this

>>212946345 (OP)
Based and ball-sucking pilled

>>212950161
She's a rich white woman who hocks holistic crap with no proven medical benefit.

>>212946982
this, if you drink too much you become an alcoholic.

>>212946345 (OP)
Where the fuck do you go from there when you fucked Paltrow as a young man?

>>212950262
Who needs proteins? Who needs zinc?

>>212950280
>proteins
beenz
>zinc
meme, it's absolutely useless

>>212950262
So everyone gets 1/4 of an egg a day, and beans on sunday?

>>212947115
Lol do you actually think 4chan was started by 30 year old gen xers?

>>212950262
>GMO brown rice
>not organic white Basmati
Come on, Gwyneth.

>>212946704
one must imagine Sisyphus happy

>>212950262
That's not enough to feed my household on a regular day.

>>212950296
>>212950296
>meme, it's absolutely useless

Except for your thyroid functions, digestion, skin, nails you're correct. Absolutely useless

>>212950296
>meme, it's absolutely useless
are you saying my coomstack infographic lied to me, bwana?

>>212946704
probably molested by a Hollywood exec

>>212950444
zinc is plenty in veggies. Copper isn't.

>>212949700
>That is a literal common
ESL need not apply

>>212950530
>I proudly only speak 1 language
who started this ESL thing?

>>212950556
>You speak more than one language? Well then you're allowed to speak them incorrectly

Non sequitur

>>212947115
Original 4chan demographic was millennial then-16 year old weeaboos. Please stop outing yourself so hard as a newfag zoomer.

Even as recently as 2012 the whole 4chan infrastructure was running off a bunch of networked Mac Minis.

>>212950586
>Non sequitur
kek, I bet you had to google that to make sure it was correct. Americans are subhumans

>Why would she degrade herself revealing all this

She's not? Not sure why you would misconstrue facts in your post when the link you shared clearly states that the "memoir" is being written by some journo:

>“It was the ribald side of her that her friends knew well but that the public didn’t see,” Odell writes in an excerpt obtained by Page Six.
>Paltrow’s ex, Ben Affleck, reportedly brought even more of that “ribald” to light, one of the book’s sources—her makeup artist, Kevyn Aucoin—told the author. Paltrow told Aucion “that she loved when Affleck ‘teab—-ed’ her,” Odell writes.

>>212950610
shalom

>>212950556
Speaking more than one language is fine. Celebrated even. Being a brownoid seething about some shit on an American forum when you sound like a moron in English isn't. Either git gud enough at English that you're not noticeable or lurk.

>>212950624
Why lie about her revealing it herself? Is the truth not saucy enough?

>>212950599
I'm from 2016 nigga. I'm OG af

>>212946345 (OP)
>Why would she degrade herself revealing all this
Because she wants to humiliate her ex-husband at all costs

>>212948021
Sadly she is still talking about wanting children while pushing 40

>>212950643
Pretending like she revealed it herself gives more clicks to the link than saying "this tabloid """journalist""" claims that some nobody says she said it". This is an advertising thread meant to spread the story and bring them clicks and make the internet talk about the book so retards will buy it just because they've seen people online talk about it.

>>212950609
I didn't and I'm not American

>>212950599
I was one of said age group, but there were definitely older, Gen X users, probably from SA and the various hentai groups/forums which fed 4chan a lot of its early userbase.

Gwyneth Paltrow being a ball sucking enthusiast was not what I was expecting to learn this morning.

>>212946345 (OP)
>Why would she degrade herself revealing all this,
I just don't know, OP, why would the woman who sells candles of her minge scent talk about things like sucking sweaty balls?

Its a complete mystery, she seems so pure and not obsessed with genitalia and bodily fluids at all.

>>212946345 (OP)
What is teabag?Piss in her mouth like tea?

>>212946792
Based Ben teabagging videogame opponents after getting tired of teabagging Gwyneth Paltrow.

>>212950530
>doesn't understand two words that mean different things
>Throws around ESL accusations
Post hands now, darkie

>>212946704
>>212949609
from what i can tell, he's suffering a crisis of being unable to express himself for terror of being attacked by all the commies and woke harpies he's surrounded by, he's even making his own publishing studio to try and throw up a layer of protection for his sanity from these people. Watch that interview he did on Maher, he wasn't even posing as a conservative and found himself paralysed with fear of being able to express basic political concepts, and a general suspicion of the US government independent of the Uniparty, without the shitlib crowd lynching him.

I'd be having mental troubles if i had to live in commiefornia aswell.

>>212950807
yes this exactly. quite soothing

>>212950807
You need to be 18+ to post here.

>The lifestyle website founded by actress Gwyneth Paltrow has agreed to pay $145,000 (£112,000) for making unscientific claims about vaginal eggs.
>The settlement also applies to a "flower essence", which Goop said could cure depression.
Why are women so dumb to believe obvious scam from conwoman Paltrow?

>>212948397
>>212949959
I'm sure she's thrilled to suck on a guy's nuts considering Weinstein is canonically a weird castrated freak

>>212950874
lol women are so retarded
brb my infowars supplements just arrived

>>212949716
The first time I had sex, the girl said I had really big balls. The confidence boost I felt for the next week or so was the greatest I had ever experienced.

Was she a big star solely because she was big Harv's gf?

>>212950874
Chinese """Medicine""" is not just a woman thing, though.

>>212946345 (OP)
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon and Casey Affleck are relentlessly handsome.

>>212950930
If someone said I had big ones I'd just think they were making a comment about my dick looking small in comparison to them. Unless they were also commenting on my dick size, of course.

>>212951401
i would think they're talking about my manboobs ;_;

>>212950161
she's joe rogan with a vagina

>>212946704
Many such cases.

>>212948264
Fucking newfag

>>212948384
God this is gay

>>212946345 (OP)
Maybe he believes this is feminism.

>>212950843
You are mentally ill

>>212949680
>>212950530
We get it, you're dating a used up whore and get pussy once a month, keep coping faggot.

>>212950262
How much did she pay for that? I vaguely remember it happening during covid when prices were still somewhat normal.

>>212946345 (OP)
First of all, always be aware that the social norms among ppl from the higher classes and the entertainment sector are very very relaxed. They just don't care about stuff such as sex, nudity and talking about this stuff. I do not doubt Gwineth has mentioned that to her friends or daughter before telling it to the biographer.
Second, for memoirs to sell they have to be salacious..
Third, actresses/models/singers love the attention. They'll do whatever it takes to get it.

>>212951758
Keep on projecting your sad fantasies onto strangers man, I'm sure it improves your life.

>>212950676
I have a cousin once removed who is having twins at 40. obviously she used some sort of fertility treatment and the chances of the kids having 'problems' are sky-high but it's still possible at that age.

>>212946345 (OP)
>ywn teabag prime Gyneth Paltrow
why live

>>212946788
She's a dumb bitch though, she went the le teehee womyn power route with that and it's meant to be some sort of "powerful" statement (they don't actually smell like pussy and they're not scented with hers lel) when she could have gone the coomer route and actually done it properly, made billions and gotten all the sexual attention she wants.

Women are even fucking bad at be whores properly

>>212946345 (OP)
I used to suck my brother's balls as a prank when we were both in our early 20s.

>>212950676
I'm right here

VAGINA JUICE-INFUSED CANDLES

I like her. I like the idea of wellness. I don't know what she's said that's so offensive to millenials. Shoving an egg up your pussy for pelvic floor muscles. I went to a nude spa last month and I felt like I got a lot from it, even from weird shit like some fella waving a towel in my face, then a giant naruto fan, then a spinning flag with different burning scents. If there's any science behind it, I've got no idea. Felt good.

>>212952019
i'm happy for her and wish them the best health possible

>>212948229
It's tight!

>>212946892
>>212949875
>Paltrow does anal
Goop Co. published an article about anal sex, probably to sell you some expensive lube.

That does not mean "Gwyneth loves anal.". She never said that. So can /tv/ stop spreading lies about my wife? Thank you.

>>212946792
Based man child

>>212950658
lmao
you can't become an oldfag because enough time had passed. If you were around 2004-08 even for a day and never posted since - you're og. If you came later and posted everyday - you're still newfag

>>212946892
based

>>212946345 (OP)
Women love giving unnecessary sexual details

>>212947165
According to AGC she bullied a classmate to suicide attempt

>>212946345 (OP)
>Page Six reported that the unauthorized biography, penned by writer Amy Odell, alleges that
Paltrow isnt writing an autobiography and has never said any of this stuff

>>212952155
>That does not mean "Gwyneth loves anal.". She never said that.
/tv/ wouldn't lie to me
somebody post proof Paltrow does anal let's settle this once and for all

>>212946792
wow he didn't want to make her feel special 24h a day every day all the time
sick fuck

>>212947165
Eyes are too far apart

>>212949534
Is it strange that I imagine every female having somebody's penis lodged in her mouth

>>212947165
sharp knees

I hate women unironically.

>>212949372
>raised in massachusetts (more depressing)
true

>>212949923
I can't tell if that is AI or if Affleck is just cramming those donuts in an inhuman manner

>>212946792
>would rather teabag people in Halo than Paltrow's whore mouth

>>212950599
I was in college in 2004 when I found 4chan... but I feel like a GenXer in my 60s or whever the older GenX is now.
Yes. You are here forever.

>>212950888
I dunno. Paltrow met him early enough that his condition might have been not so far gone. He might have still had his cock n balls.

>>212947746
No she wasn’t you retarded inbred jeetcel. Having “good hair” means it was a mulatto that didn’t have the nappy nigger hair gene.

>>212950888
>Gwyneth literally swallowed his testicles

...did she do the same with Affleck's balls? Is he a eunuch now?

>>212951869
Women talk about sex all the fucking time. Guys who pull lots of pussy in the same/overlapping social circles are discreet, because no woman wants to be known as the town bicycle. If a girl/woman asks whether you had something with girl/woman X, always deny deny deny. They know anways, because women are basically a collective social network and everything spreads like wildfire between them.

>>212946345 (OP)
Why would anyone write about that in a book they're releasing to the public?

>>212946982
How the fuck does drinking lead to alcoholism? Is he a bitch?

>>212953240
She thinks she can cure diseases by shoving polished jade into her vagina, and released a candle scented to smell like her vagina. She's a nutcase.

>>212953240
Women aren't capable of doing anything meaningful other than fucking so they find it "empowering." It's like if a man wrote a book and mentioned how he built a shelf or fixed his car. That's the same as a woman writing about how she's good at deepthroating and sucking balls. That's how women view it.

>>212949662
the OP says memoir which implies she wrote it or co-wrote it
I never heard of no other kind of memoir

>>212953240
women have nothing of value except their pussies, so they are fixated on sex

>>212946345 (OP)
Just ball suckig? No rimming?

>>212946914
Wait, are there actually grown men keft who think women like to be respected in bed? Lol
I get it when you fall for the feminist propaganda when you are a kid. But as a grown up man you should have figured out that wimen like to be dominated and degraded.
In the last 10 years i hardly dated any woman that sodnt get wet by being choked, slapped, spat on, taken roughly, told to shut the fuck up during sex etc.

>>212949894
It's not Robin Williams, it was on the internet long before he died. People just said it was him after.

>>212951378
all asians are women, in practical terms

>>212948264
It's Robin Williams :(

>>212949894
from the monkey movie? he said wonderwall, right?

>>212953240
>why would a glorified tabloid hack write about celebrity gossip to make money
truly a mystery

>>212953162
>Women talk about sex all the fucking time.
True but some act coy in public. Amongst themselves or with fag friends tell spill the beans in detail.

>>212947115
>/ourguy/

>handsome
>hung like a horse
>millionaire
>actually had sex

I want the normies to leave.

>>212952213
>-08
newfag

>>212946345 (OP)
she's nasty, Bradley dodged a bullet

>>212954128
but he likes playing n64 more than teabagging second hand Paltrow, he's just like me

>>212947165
lmao she's ugly. her mother mogs her incredibly hard

>>212946345 (OP)
that's kinda hot, it's canon that he has a huge dick too
no homo

>>212947468
lmao you're a retarded faggot. she literally looks white and is way hotter than her mom

>>212950676
This anon is right here >>212952052. Honestly, she's a bit of a bitch for leaving him hanging like that.

So, Brad had his balls in her mouth, Ben had them, and Chris Martin ended up marrying her and actually said I love you to someone that had already two set of Chad balls in her mouth.

Whats the song he wrote about? He must have written couple songs about it. thats what artistes do

>>212954372
Hey everybody, this anon's a queer

>>212950458
This.
Harvey helped his career. Ben has been through things.
things he can never forget.

>>212948325
Stuff some balls into your mouth and shut the fuck up, nerd.

needs a bp edit

>>212947468
She mogs her mom kek

>>212946704
Hindsight is 20/20, he knows he blew it with multiple 10's that he could have made a happy family with. Blew it with Paltrow, blew it with Jennifer Garner, blew it with Ana de Armas LITERALLY because she wanted to start a family with him, and settled for the most unhappy marriage possible with fucking JLo.

>>212954309
Brad kids are not as attractive as him or jolie so eh. the only celeb kid that turned attractive was Tom Cruise's daughter

Believe women.