Thread 212946449

>>212946449 (OP)
is that Jeffrey Epstein?

>>212946449 (OP)

Travelling solo can be grindingly depressing. Especially if you're drinking like a degenerate. The degree of luxury in which you travel doesn't matter.

>>212946449 (OP)
A good coffee every morning from a Mumford and Sons motherfucker could've saved him.

>>212946449 (OP)
>212946449
That poor millionaire paid to travel celebrity life on easy mode guy ;;((

>>212946449 (OP)
Why didn’t he just fuck children? That seems to be keeping other celebs happy and healthy.

The first whisky on the flight out of home feels like victory. But it turns out to be the kiss of death.

>>212946629
Some people, like Epstein, are basically born predators and spend their life scamming and preying upon others. It's a natural evolution to prey on 12-16 year old girls. People like Boudain, despite all his flaws, have some sense of honor and integrity that forbids them from doing such things.

The fact Bouain was simping for some stupid bitch tells you everything.

>>212946629
he did though, that's why he was killed

socializing too much is a thing
imagine traveling the world, seeing all sorts of people, culture, food. and then you have to come back to your shitty lonely apartment

>>212946449 (OP)
He sounds like a cunt no wonder she cucked him then blackmailed him.

>>212946449 (OP)
its like he knew subconsciously what he was doing was wrong

>>212947084
what was wrong?

>>212946449 (OP)
this nigga act like he used to do heroin or sum

>>212946677
>Member of the church of satan
>honor and integrity
LOL

>>212946449 (OP)
That sounds like me to a T.

>>212947897
Ah yes of course, because it's much more honorable to be part of the regular church and diddle kids while pretending to worship God. And then the church just transfers you to a different district or whatever. You know. Because it's not that big of a deal, and forgiveness and all.

>>212948390
Why does everyone on this site work in reactionary binaries? Did I say I supported the cryptojew stronghold known as the catholic church? No I did not faggot.

traveling the world and eating is le depressing
fucking retarded rich people problem

Hold your comments til you've drunk two negronis in this man's shoes.

>>212946449 (OP)
He offed himself because the bitch he loved didn't love him back. Simple as.

>>212946524
Tony Negroni

Why did he hate Mumford & Sons?

>>212949356
they didn't use cardboard cups for his coffee

>>212946449 (OP)
This dude is Eat Pray Love for male White millennial douchebags

>>212946652
Those bathroom really do be gettin smaller tho senpai

>>212946449 (OP)
the alcoholic junkie that hated White people was depressed? really? say it aint so.

>>212946567
Exactly. Traveling almost by definition is uncomfortable. That's why there's so much pseudo-luxury attached to it like business class, fancy hotels etc. In reality, nothing is more luxurious than being at home.

>>212946449 (OP)
Wow a narcissist acting as a white masochist how compelling

>>212946449 (OP)
>"I should be happy"
Lmao what a narcissistic pussy.

>>212946449 (OP)
I guess traveling to speak with third worlders doesn't bring you happiness

Imagine spiralling into depression for a week cuz your burger didn't have pickles

>>212947827
the pretentious faggotry act he's putting on 24/7

>>212946449 (OP)
>kills himself
>therapist instantly tells the world everything he said
Why is this allowed? Isn't there a confidentiality law or some shit?

>>212946567
Travelling Solo*

*You and a team of 15 producers, cameramen, translators, makeup artists etc

>>212950576
Who would even get upset over them of breaching it? the girl he killed himself over who didn't even attend his funeral? his non-existent family?

Bros maybe a house in a nice suburb with a wife and 2.5 kids is actually nice and not cosmic horror like hollywood says.

>>212950603

I've been to Alsace-Lorraine in the winter. It can be very grim. I wasn't surprised he self-deleted in a luxury hotel in Colmar.

>>212950784
>2.5 kids
just how old is this cringy saying

>>212946449 (OP)
>People take life advice from a dude that killed himself because his wife was a sex offender
Kek

>>212950669
>>212950576
>Confesses to the ultimate career failure

>>212949964
Wait, is that cringey scene thats constantly posted based on this?

>>212946449 (OP)
>female therapist
Found his problem.

>>212946587
>A good coffee every morning from a Mumford and Sons motherfucker could've saved him.
Bodegaxisters... not like this...

>>212946449 (OP)
>At other points during the therapy session Bourdain describes himself as feeling “like a freak on a leash”, feeling like he “had no release.”

>>212946905
well, still a better deal than living in a shitty small apartment and never getting to know new places,things and people. No matter how much Instagram and basic bitches have ruined travelling, it's still very nice and the best thing to spend your money on

>>212947871
What a bad poster you are

>>212947897
>>212948516
You sound like an underage discord retard

>>212948390
Stupid, evil trannie.

>>212951951
The poetry of Korn was soothing to his soul

>>212946587
>>212951951

>>212951951
This was his last resort... Suffocation, no breathing...

this thread's still up?

>>212946449 (OP)
This false boomer idea of perpetual happiness has destroyed countless lives.

>>212955833
>this jewish phenotype is actually not evil and you should enjoy it enough to buy it, goy

LOL

>>212949964
NOT THE HECKIN' SUSHIRINO

>>212955833
>that pissy little "Please Educate yourself"
I'd buy it just to say "Thanks for the Epstien mug" to their faces.

>>212950827
> self-deleted
You're not on tiktok now you faggot, you can say 'commited suicide', or 'killed himself'.

>>212957511

>policing someone's language

THIS IS LITERALLY GRAPE

>>212946449 (OP)
>Keep going to 3rd-world shitholes where whites are nothing but a rarity they see on TV

>wonder why he was a lonely outsider

>return to hanging out with whites in white civilization

>still an outsider due to all of his shit-talking about his own civilization

>wants more immigration in white countries so more whites can jknow what it's like to be an outsider in their own civilization

Fuckt his guy.

>>212949356
He is not a fan of boom, clap, stamp music.

>>212959569
Liberals fetishize shitholes. They don’t want to live there but they want to visit so they import them to white countries and eat rice with their hands.

>>212959623
It’s stop-clap-hey you jackass.

>>212949964
>small old japanese boomer who trained memerate would kill them for disrespecting his hecking art after he'd already got their money and almost certainly didn't care, bro
If I were this Yasuda guy I'd be fucking embarrassed to have some dork write such larpy fantastical shit about me

>>212949964

The apartment in New York is where I lived with my wife, the whore Asia Argento. I would have sex with her there and we would eat delicious food, but I had to travel for my work. One day while I was in Rome Asia brought a young guy over to our NY apartment, I could see it through my hidden cameras I had installed previously. They essentially put her spit in his cum in one shot glass and made a slurry and started swapping it back and forth between them. Then he started dunking his penis inside her. I knew I could kill them with my bare hands if I were there but I instead killed myself instead. Everyone would understand.

>>212946587
STOMP STOMP BREW

>>212946449 (OP)
So BPD (but he's male so he's vaguely self-aware)

>>212951951
It was like he couldn't wake up

>>212946677
>12-16
Nice larp Rabbi

>>212951951
>addressing his reported drug, Bourdain said “I get high with a little help from my friends” and “Ooh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends” when asked if he would ever recover from heroin addiction. [4]

>>212951964
It's only nice as a luxury, when it becomes your whole life it's the most empty thing in the world. What most people need is to see the same people and places all the time, do the same fun activities, so you can fall in love with them and form truly deep bonds and roots. Bourdain's mistake is that he thought a normal human life was boring, when it's actually the most beautiful thing in the world

>>212948390
>/pol/ is le rude so I should have the right to rape children
Literally every time

>>212949330
>Tony "Have Two" Negroni

>>212960331
top lel

>>212955833
Lmfao

>>212950784
Good luck getting that now

>>212946524
It's not but they certainly have a few things in common.

>>212946449 (OP)
Why is a therapist talking about their patients like this?

Have a bic lighter and a spoon. Have two.

>>212946449 (OP)
>every man lonely and depressed with no clear way out has a "narcissistic personality disorder"

sounds like Obama-era nonsense to me. looks like he got in too deep with the rhetoric of the time

>>212960871
>Spend money
>Talk to a stranger and spend money
>Spend more money
Great life advice, no wonder he off'd himself

>>212964132

he was just a dorky mouthy jew larping as a rockstar type. after a while he start believing that bullshit himself so he got in a relationship with that whore Asia, who was clearly a slut. Bourdain thought that specimen was good enough to marry him and be loyal lmaooo. So once she started fucking around he realized he's just a goober cuck and offed himself.

Trying to be some cool guy culinary philosopher sage can only get you so far before it is made apparent you're just light entertainment

>>212949964
I love wasabi slurry unironically. Fuck this smug dickhead.

>>212946449 (OP)
Boo hoo :(

I can’t believe I used to watch this faggot.

>>212946905
He had a family and left them because of his mid-life crisis to fuck a whore who cheated on him.

>>212960871
>nothing in that cringe quote about family
oof

>>212960871
>>212964222
>>212966527
he never said that

>>212960871
You just know they vote liberal and literally hate anyone who slightly disagrees with them

>>212955833
>macaroni macaroni don't have the double negroni

Remembering that he really kind of flubbed his way up the ladder of success. Even before his NYT publisher mom got him his book deal, he really didn't do anything of note. He was the head of a steakhouse.

>>212951615
Why wasnt he chopping it up with other customers around the counter or petting the official store cat?

>>212958738
kek

>>212946449 (OP)
>Tie a noose
>Tie two

>>212950603
I'd assume they were just working men and probably hated him and his neurotically insecure bougiepunk poser persona. He was like if woody allen was tatted up and thought he was tough.

>>212967792
>Have the braised cat.

>>212946449 (OP)
>boo hoo , I get to travel the world and tell people how great the food is in other countries , my roastie GF cheated on me ,better kill myself and leave my daughter behind.
what a tool

>>212950603
Those do not count anon, they're worker ants there to do their tasks and nothing else. You might talk to them, you might share funny stories over a glass of beer or whiskey once you're done filming for the day, but unless it's the same crew for every single travel, there is no genuine connection.
Don't forget for stuff like this time is limited and might become even more so depending on climate and unforeseen circumstances, it's in no way comparable to the trips you go on while on vacation.

>>212946625
Travel doesn't make your problems go away nerd

>>212968187
I refuse to feel bad for him , guy lived the life that people would kill for , had decent money, travelled the world and had a kid and throws all that away. If he had something terminal I would understand but no he was just a smarmy douche.

>>212949964
>AAAAAAAAAAH! THEY ARE EATING THE FOOD DIFFERENTLY, THAN WHAT'S THE COMMON WAY OF EATING IT! THEY HAVE TO BE KILLED IMEDIATELLY!

>>212968291
>If he had something terminal I would understand
It's called mental illness

>>212967892
>Have the kittens too.

>>212968379
And? Take some fucking pills or exercise.

>>212968433
The pills are a con. 90% of the time they either do nothing, make things worse, or make things better for a little while so you feel even worse when they wear off.

>>212946449 (OP)
>something as insignificant as a bad hamburger at an airport can send him “into a spiral of depression that can last for days.
fastidiously gay

>>212968433
>Take the pills
>Exercise
>Still depressed

>>212968529
Then exercise , or use your wealth and influence to spread good in the world. But that faggot couldn't even set up a phony half assed foundation like all celebrities do. He was a total piece of shit. Although I should be thankful , I dont have to hear his piss warm opinions on anything anymore.

>>212968645
Maybe all the drugs he injected into his system fucked with his brain chemistry.

To be fair, most guys around here will loose hard when compared to any type of fruit.

>>212946587
fuck you this made me laugh for like 10 minutes straight

>>212961888
This.
I have to travel for work often. It becomes living out of a suitcase, going from hotel to airport to hotel. Hopefully your flight wont be cancelled and you'll make it back home for the weekend, only to do it all over again come monday morning. It gets very, very, very old.

At least bourdain got to travel to new places. I just go to DC all the fucking time. I guess new places also means stress... whereas i know DCA and BWI like the back of my hand.

If you don’t understand B’s worldview well…

https://youtu.be/oovDpLHCrSw

>>212946449 (OP)
I hate this motherfucker because I have the same problem but I'm not a millionaire paid to travel the world and eat great food and hang out with awesome people, I'm just a pathetic loser who never launched and has hidden alone in his room for more than a decade

>pompously lectures people on how to live their life
>kills self over a skirt