Axe-Related Deaths edition

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Holy kino

>>212949441 (OP)
>custom michael myers masks be like

>>212949495
That looks better than most

>>212949441 (OP)

>>212949462
nice

Edge of the Axe sucked so fucking bad. 99% of it was a guy with a bad haircut playing a computer.

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>>212949578
Fucking hell

>>212949441 (OP)
the axe death was probably the dumbest part of When Evil Lurks. like there's no way you can put an axe through your face like this.

>>212949578
KEK

Any good movies on Tubi or pluto?

>>212949601
>there's no way you can put an axe through your face like this.
Watch me.

>>212949601
with demon strength you can

>>212949628
The Slumber Party Massacre

M3gan!

>>212949628
Watch Lowlifes

>>212949578
heh

>>212949578
the halloween mask reproduction stuff gets pretty serious. there's a forum somewhere where people go over how to make the most perfect one and the best bases.

>>212949462
>shot on film
>timeless kino

>shot on digital
>forgotten in an instant

>>212949867
not quite

>>212949893
Elaborate.

>>212949996
Terrifier was shot digitally. Even T3, though I had to check.
>Q: Parts of Terrifier 3 appear as if they were shot on film. Were they, or was this effect created in post-production?
>A: A lot of that was done in post. We shot on the (ARRI) Alexa 35 which had a lot of dynamic range. There's a lot of play (with the footage) afterwards, and the post-production process is really what made it. We were trying to give it a Black Christmas sort of a feel, but yeah, that's most of that was done in post. This film was also lit in a different way. We used tungsten lighting, an old-fashioned lighting that the industry doesn't use as much anymore. It requires a lot more power, so we had to kind of figure that out, which was tricky, but it gives it a retro feel like Black Christmas.

>>212950052
No wonder nobody talks about that shit anymore

>>212949537
kek

This is the best meta comedy/horror since Scream. Almost as good as Deadstream, although I don't think it will be as rewatchable (partly because it's in Japanese).

Any more movies like this?

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>>212950386
kek

I'm still waiting for bad taste 1987
I can't move on with my life

>>212950492
like a hq re-release you mean?

>>212947982
SEXOO

M3GAN2GAN is an interesting failure. I mean, it's not a horror film, even the uncut version. But it's not a terrible action film, as in it's less shit than most cgi-fests out there and the fighting was better.
But it feels like a spy-kids type film mixed with an action. Main flaw is there's heaps of boring talking, holy shit how is this 2 hours long.

>>212950840
*so tl;dr being: don't watch it it's not horror.

>>212950840
They should've stuck to the 1st film's formula.

>>212951280
If anything they should have gone more violent and horror leaning than the first. But hindsight is 20/20, they essentially learned the Morbius meme rule. shitty twitter memes don't equate to ticket sales.

...bleh...

Just marathoned this flickino, what did I think about it?

>>212952235
something something kids something something analogy for thing?

>>212952327
Almost
>something something hardworking immigrants something something analogy for racism?

Just watched this one.
Too experimental for me.
It has good and scary scenes tho.

>>212952506
hated this after watching it but the idea of it grew on me the more I thought about it.
undermined by the youtube tier glitch jumpscare shit.

Hello Fellow /hor/anons

Recommended me some Giallo films will' ya.
I've watched Argento, Lucio Fulci, Puppi Avetti, Bava.

>>212952616
more than me then. did you see The Last Matinee? was a decent modern giallo/slasher.

>>212952663
>The Last Matinee?

Does it have nudes? What is your Giallo film list that you've watched so far?

first for ELVIRA

>>212952679
sadly no.
I've seen all fulci's stuff, most of argentos, some of bavas, and puppi avetti does not even show up on google. I'll get through them eventually.

>>212952735
>I've seen all fulci's stuff,
What do you think the ending of City of the Living dead and House at the Cemetery?

>>212952759
house by the cemetery is one of my favourite films of all time

>>212952792
What did the ending implied thought? That the boy actually killed alongside his mother and the ghost of previous occupants take his soul to the afterlife?

>>212952805
spooks

>>212949441 (OP)
Any horror movies about testicular torsion?

>>212953165
I thought I had this once but it ended up being a kidney stone

>>212950350
Michael Mierda

did a ghost ever finger your funhole?

Anyone have an English dub of this. 2.5 hours is too long for a subtitled horror film.

>>212954362
I want to call you fag for relying on dubs, but I know for a fact that the hindi version is the only one with an english dub

what you're looking for is one of the hindi dual audio rips

Worth a watch or is it one of those OMG SO GORRY AND SHOCKING shit?

Someone give me some dumbass shark kinos to watch

>>212952506
Boring af

>>212954362
Fucking pleb

I watched Cemetery Man this weekend. Good movie. I wasn't expecting it to be that surreal though.
The woman who keeps coming back as different characters but with the same face — was she supposed to be Death? What was that all about? Also what’s the meaning of the ending? Does it even have a meaning, or is it just meant to fuck you up?

>>212955554
Haven't seen it yet but I assume this fits the bill.
Also another new one called Shark Girl.

Just watched Ready or Not. The last 40 minutes were kinda fun.

>>212956587
Weaving is a lot of fun in it, great screams too

>>212956587
I was pleasantly surprised that it was an enjoyable horror comedy.

I watched the Heretic last night, it was not good. Hugh Grant was good, but his fun delivery of lines was not enough to carry the film at all. The two leads didn't have enough to work with.

>>212956842
yeah the script is not great, it thinks it's a LOT more clever than it is. Grant's character is not capital-s-Smart

>>212956377
this looks great, thanks anon

>>212956912
No, for someone who was shown to have built a diorama of his house I was expecting far more than one trap door.
"Religion is just a means of control" is the most lukewarm, secondary-school level take the film could manage. To hype that up all film long like he does is absurd. I liked his delivery a lot, he was entertaining. But he couldn't carry the film.

>>212954362
we don't take kindly to your types 'round here

>>212956842
>>212956912
>>212957196
The guys who made this actually made a very decent slasher called HAUNT. That was fun and i recommend it. But that prestigious A24 elevator horreur pill got them too..

>The Wailing but only one half is good :(

oh, they mean WHITE white
gotcha

>>212953980
She was so cute bros…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43R9l7EkJwE

I was watching this silly jap movie last night, and it hit me that, as a non-American, I haven't seen anything baseball-related in over 20 years
It feels like there were constantly baseball movies being made in the 90s, but it has died out since then

>>212958526
what's baseball?

>>212956587
The poster tells me it's about a bride that meets an unhinged family that has a hunting tradition of sorts and then the bride turns out to be a strong independent woman that take on everyone

>>212958526
Almost no one in the US still cares about baseball either. It belongs to Japan now.

>>212958526
iirc the last major one was Moneyball.

I'm thinking about it again.

>>212958315
>movie where Predator is the predator
>Prey
>movie where Predator is the prey
>Predator

I'm watching Smile at /hor/'s recommendation

>>212961360
when you're done, watch Smile 2

>>212961360
>>212961467
Was surprised how much I enjoyed these movies. I've seen people compare them to It Follows, but I think the movies are only similar on a really superficial level. The whole structure of the films is totally different, and I like the Smiles a lot more.
Also the monster in It Follows is more like a force of nature, whereas the Smile monster has a personality and explicit goals which is broadly more interesting to me.

>>212961467
If I have enough time after I wash my car (the love of my life) I'll watch smile 2

witches!

>>212961467
>watch
you mean goon to

>>212955554
piranha 3D is kind of a shark movie and it's kino

>>212962504
Piranha is the Gremlins of the shark movie family

>>212961615
>the Smile monster has a personality and explicit goals
I just finished the first movie and I don't get it's goal. is it explained more in the second movie?

>>212963802
Yes

how did they find a child actress that looks exactly like sosie bacon for smile? is that her daughter irl?

>>212963832
It's okay, anon. Plenty of face-blind people live happy and fulfilling lives.

>>212950298
>partly because it's in Japanese
how does that affect rewatchability?

>>212952724

Hey, I'm looking for the name of a movie—maybe it was Italian, from the 80s, 90s, or 2000s I think. I only remember the ending, and besides being a bit of a dud, I recall that one of the main characters goes to maybe fill up the car with gas or something like that, and when he comes back, he sees a living piece of the monster—some kind of shapeless thing—on the car window. Have some ideas?

>>212963964
readin is hawd

>>212964062
>em dashes

did you seriously feed your post to chatgpt before posting?

>>212964016

>>212964538
Yep, im esl, so... i thought it was better like that

>>212963964
If I'm rewatching something, I don't want to have to give it full attention. Not being able to listen to the dialogue makes it less appealing to play on a whim

>>212955554
Red Water

>>212964622
Hhhhhnnnngggghhh

>>212950840
It's kino and will be redeemed by time.

>>212965788
anons, I think we need to raise our standards for new horrors

I feel like I watched all the good horror movies out there

>>212967306
how come people who say that never watch any foreign stuff?

New Oz Perkins joint trailer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOZjfK6zIro

I'm guessing it's about a demon man looking for the perfect woman to bear his child.

>>212949537
the zombies in this movie are actually done in a very unnerving way which is a rarity
too bad it ends literally the moment it gets good with the hospital outbreak, what the fuck were they thinkign

>>212967486
he is just baiting people for recommendations

>>212949578
The original mask was of William Shatner and was painted white

>>212964945
interesting. I'm the opposite. I mostly rewatch movies to catch things I missed the first time so I'm paying attention. for me a movie is rewatchable if it has depth.

The Tomb (1986) Fantasy/Horror

>A tomb robber steals artifacts from an unmarked tomb in Egypt and sells them to different archeologists in America. This displeases the immortal woman whose tomb has been desecrated, so she follows the artifacts to America, where she busies herself extracting revenge for the theft.

Sybill Danning and Michelle Bauer?
If I can find this I'm watching it today.

>>212955554
Creature 1998
Under Paris
47 Meters Down: Uncaged
Deep Blue Sea 3
Shark Zone 2003 is a personal favorite, it's trash sure and has roaring sharks but the LOT of deaths and the sharks are very brutal

>>212958735
>the bride turns out to be a strong independent woman that take on everyone
She doesn't and gets hurt a lot though
She does it naturally out of necessity

Saw The Shrouds. It was okay, went in with no expectations, and I don't really care it goes nowhere
But that first date is one of the funniest scenes I've seen in anything in years

>>212961264
i refuse to watch either. they need to make something original. this constant recycling is annoying.

>>212967512
>blah blah abortion is good
No thanks.

>>212968655
check out The Suckling, it's like raaaargh abortion is bad

>>212958315
I'm legit kind of torn. This could be good but my gut tells me it'll probably be really bad.

>>212955554
Cruel Jaws

Bleh

I found Plot of Fear, we can stop worrying about me not having enough euro sexploitation horrors

>>212958315
Looks like capeshit. I blame everyone who wrote anything even mildly positive about Prey.
Not a fan of the WNBA predator look either.

>>212960131
The hubris of that little nigga to abandon his mini gf

>>212969942
PHEW

>>212969912
Bleht for it

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>>212958526
>Baseball is the most American sport
>demographic changes make the sport rapidly unpopular
>Japanese like baseball because it's so traditionally American
>homogeneous population means the sport stays a cultural staple
It's ironic

>>212969912
bleh.

>>212970416
Awww sheeit blehgga

>>212970344
I knew you'd all be relieved

>>212970433
You're wrong on pretty much every point there.

>>212968091
god damn seems like everyone has seen this and it's not even out yet

>>212967860
It's awful. The one scene with Bauer and the snakes is the only thing worth watching in it.

>>212967306
watch Skinned Deep

>>212949308
No, because then you have to include every metal/hardcore/screamo band that has horror elements and that would be a list of thousands of bands. This one it not exceptional.
However, I think The Cramps should be on the list because ROTLD and TCM 2.

>>212970741
Begin to explain

>>212949441 (OP)
>What the fuck is that?! That's not Michael Myers!
Edge of the Axe is a good one though, I enjoyed it,

>>212970748
I waited for cinemas but it leaked months back. It should be out near you soon if it's not already

>>212970433
>>212970854
>Baseball is the most American sport
Yes, but it could also be argued that football is the most american sport since it's less popular/played in other countries as opposed to baseball.
>demographic changes make the sport rapidly unpopular
Wrong, it's not demographics it's generational changes. With the increasing amount of fast, readily available and more varied forms of entertainment in the past 30 years, many millennials, especially the younger ones, and even more so zoomers, simply found the sport to be too slow and boring, people's patience and attention spans have gone to shit in the past 20 years, you would agree i'm certain. And evidence against your demographics claim is the simple fact baseball has always been extremely popular among many latin american people, it's the number one sport for cubans, dominicans and venezuelans, also very popular with puerto ricans and mexicans, plus it's always been a sport american blacks have been involved in and excelled at, and as you know it's also popular with the japanese, koreans and taiwanese as well, so i think your "changing demographics" argument doesn't have much of a leg to stand on.
>Japanese like baseball because it's so traditionally American
Don't know if you can make the claim that's WHY they love it, it could be they simply enjoyed how the game is played and its pace, could be that it nicely suits the overall japanese personality.
>homogeneous population means the sport stays a cultural staple
They are more patient and are not bothered by the slow pace of the game, plus their other major team sports leagues aren't as strong as their baseball one. And i would bet even there the viewership has declined.

I found this in a 1960s comic book.

>>212970773
Ok, I still want to see it though. Any anons that can help with a link would be appreciated.

>>212971542
Send in for it anon and keep us updated.

>>212967512
>girls looking at me
chilling

>>212971617
Hmm, okay. I'm going to print it so I don't have to cut the comic and send them a check for $1.25.

>>212952506
I'm in my mid-30s and Skinamarink is the only film ever made that successfully captures what it feels like to have nightmares as a small child. Totally helpless, reality itself seems to go right over your head, threads flow in and out of focus, and it's all so casually abstract. I had intense nightmares as a child and it hit that totally abandoned sensation right on the head. Felt like I was watching a movie about a version of me I'd forgotten ever existed and didn't realize I still had the ability to empathize with to that extent.
Not for everybody, and I don't blame people for hating it. Might be necessary viewing as an adult if you need to refamiliarize yourself with how little kids see the world. Should take about 15 minutes to figure out if it's for you.

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>>212964622
>grab a tool and start banging
what did she mean by this, /hor/

>>212971899
I'm not sure I follow

>>212971542
There's a 1964 ad with the same address (different department) for cigarettes cases and lighters in American Legion but that's all i could find about that company existing. Good luck with acquiring your monsters, anon

>>212971987
>There's a 1964 ad
I checked and the comic the ad was in is from 1965, so around the same time. I assume they sold more than monsters and it was some warehouse full of stuff like that
>Good luck with acquiring your monsters
Thanks

>>212971899
>HAMMER TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akRFKjdr0yk

>>212967917
>>212965153
thanks fellow shark enjoyers

>>212954604
>>212955623
>>212957379
I relented but two and a half hours for a south korean horror film is too long for subtitles

I'm trying to find a movie but I'm kind of hazy on the details. I think the trailer came out a year or 2 ago so either it's fairly recent or coming soon, but it had something to do with the protag being a doctor but also secretly a serial killer, or he was hunting a serial killer I can't remember. Pretty sure it was either Korean or Japanese, and had heavy I Saw the Devil vibes. Any guesses at what it might have been? I asked in /film/ as well but figured I'd try here as well.

>>212971325
>it's not demographics it's generational changes
These are the same thing. The "new generation" are mostly foreigners

>>212972843
Try /film/.

>>212972843
Lumberjack the Monster?

>>212972955
That's it! This has been bothering me for a while, thanks anon.

>>212969912
>Deborah Duchene

Why the hell would he trust her

>>212973011
No problem anon! Btw I literally just copied your post into Google Gemini and it spat out this movie.
AI is pretty retarded for most things but it is very good at scouring the internet for you.

>>212972843
Not the answer you are looking for, but you should try watching Flower of Evil sometime (korean tv miniseries)

>>212970440
BLEH?

>>212973067
she cute

>>212970175
Prey wasn't capeshit at all unless you consider the original capeshit

>>212973080
I'll maybe check it out, I remember the rotoscope style to be pretty off-putting though.

>>212973187
Perhaps you are mixing it up with another show.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11691684

>>212973038

>>212973213
kek, you'd be right

>>212971597
Might be able to look later

>>212971542
Damn that's 50c a monster. Good deal.

>>212967860
>>212970773
>>212971597
So all I could find was a 9 year old Youtube link called my edited video for this movie. I wish old media wasn't getting harder and harder to find.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydX03sSUZ3s

>>212973245
what the fuck was her problem? honestly what the fuck was EVERYBODYS problem in that. last i remember everybody was super weird..

>>212974050
I wasn't able to find much info online about them except a couple boomers who claimed they bought them and it was 2 cardboard monsters that grew grass on their heads like a chia pet. I was hoping to find a video, or even a pic.

bleh

>>212974266
Why didn't you save her?

anybody else see the Home tonight? It's not an amazing movie or anything but I expected it to be worse. It's like Wicker Man but instead of Pagan cultists it's boomer cultists.

>>212974296
I remember when the comet channel didn't suck and was free they kept playing this and lemora a child's tale of the supernatural one month and it was comfy.

>>212974646
I still have to watch Lemora and so many other movies res'd on here. The list grows.

I'm watching Friday the 13th for the first time. This guy in the jean shorts seems like such a fag.

>>212972884
But that's a lie. He told you the truth and you had to make up an excuse because you're a foreigner with an OBSESSED fetish. He told you exactly the actual reasons why. Being white doesn't mean I want to go watch people scream at the ump and do the same thing over and over, slowly, for five hours while paying $10 for a hotdog.
Baseball got more boring, tickets got more expensive (and ironically probably still are with empty stadiums because they don't adapt), the sport of the game was ruined in the eyes of wipipo because every other star batter was demonstrably on HGH or something similar or using a corked bat, and it's just not very fun to watch all things considered. It's certainly no NFL with instant replays and good camerawork progressing along the field.
But I stopped watching NFL too because of all the kneelberging, now I just watch horror movies and play videogames.

>>212974296
damn that coat is nice

>>212974695
One thing that weirdly stuck with me is the main antagonist's voice. It's very soothing, she could probably talk me into letting her bleh me.

>>212974798
he's right though, baseball has always been popular with Hispanic fellas.

>>212974772
Steve did nothing wrong and just wanted some counselor ass.
>>212974843
Good for cool October nights while vampire hunting.

>>212974296
I'd kiss her

wow...he's literally me

>>212974798
You're talking about something called "the grat American passtime" and saying it isn't consideted American because it's popular in more places than football. I guess pasta isn't part of Italian culture, they eat noodles in China too.

>>212974798
I used to care for my dad with dementia and whenever I wanted him to have a nap so i could have a few hours to myself in the afternoon, I'd put baseball on and he'd quickly fall asleep.

>>212974130
I love old spooky shit like this, of course a lot of them are junk but the ads are still awesome

>>212975582
I used to buy older comics from the shops when I was a kid and would see this ad (or a similar one) a lot and wanted a 7 ft tall skeleton really bad. It was probably just cardboard also or something, but I used to imagine it would be like a giant plastic skeleton.

>>212975701
I think this was it

>>212973156
Absolutely not true.
In the final battle of Predator, Dutch (an elite military badass) does one rope swing, and then gets his ass severely handed to him in a fistfight. Only through a cunning trick does he survive.
In Prey a bunch of primitives are doing raging demons and wombo combos, and a 140lb girl pulls off the alien tech fatality.

>>212975701
This ad was pretty common in the 70s comics if I recall. Still had a few of them back 10 years ago that my brother had before me.

>>212975405
>I will pretend this is the 1950s again while saying it's not about time changing things
You're such a stupid piece of shit.
Really, you should be ashamed of this post.

are the Friday the 13th sequels better than the original? I just finished it and I don't get how this was popular enough to even justify a sequel.

>>212975792
Any time someone says "woman [weight]" in an argument about movie fights where the fighting is done with weapons, in this case the Predator's own projectile weapon activated by the Predator through, in fact, a cunning trick, they expose themselves as a retard.
God, you're so fucking dumb.
God, you're so fucking dumb.
God, you are so fucking dumb.
Weighing 500 lbs will not give you an advantage at letting the Predator shoot itself, because you are not MMA fighting the Predator.

>>212975701
wow, for only $1? I want one too

>>212976334
Watch 2 - 4 and if it still doesn't float your boat, then don't bother with any more.

>>212975701
>>212975761
i want to know what he looks like now

>>212976360
The average family income in 1980 was like 21k, anon. $1 was a lot of money.

>>212976492
I found him, Boney the Skeleton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umSW2DBCoE4

>>212975003
Same, she cute

>>212976585
Her too.

>>212976266
Irrelevant to the point. You're getting confused by your own arguments.

>>212976674
thanks man

>>212976732

>>212976342
Did you even watch the fucking film you're defending?
She jumps like 20ft out of a tree like spiderman onto his shoulders and rides him like a mechanical bull while bailing him with 4 axe chops. She does a backflip off a fucking tree! She dodges his attacks like a dark souls boss and stabs him in the leg, takes a direct hit from him and gets straight back up! She escapes him with a stab from a completely lying position, stabs him again, and then strangles him like he's a bitch.
A woman could not do this shit to a man let alone an ultimate alien space hunter. It's capeshit.

>>212976867
Just a normal friendly tuck in goodnight at the girls dormitory

>>212975701
The skelly in that pic looks rad, damn

>>212974695
its not very good
it feels like the first draft of a cool idea and while it has a few good moments it needed some refinement but I think the budget wouldn't allow it

>>212974843
Hammer always had great costumes for their budgets.

>>212975011
kek

Why the fuck isn't 28 Years Later out on a streaming yet even Lilo & Stitch is out

>>212952759
The Beyond is above those, but I thought both were great. I'm not sure any film has done "we are entering hell" more than that scene where a crack appears in the bar wall and smoke billows through, and they're just like "uhhhhh fucccck the world is ending isn't it".

>>212953723
Nike Myers

I saw Hereditary for the first time. Holy fuck, the movie's still with me, how is it not more popular? Any other movies where the movie is mellowing out towards the end, only to make the last 10 minutes absolutely terrifying?

I also saw Late Night with the Devil. Really enjoyed the analogue horror vibe, including "blink-and-you-miss-it" scares that were hidden throughout it, even though the climax wasn't as frightening due to how over-the-top it was (which I suspect might've been intentional, considering how they added a few things for people to chuckle during)

>>212978974
>how is it not more popular?
not sure if you're trolling, most other sites won't shut up about it.
here? I mean people hated it.
>how over-the-top it was
that was the problem with the whole film really. in an alternate universe there's a 10/10 version that just dialed it back.

>>212949441 (OP)
Putting on One Cut of the Dead since it was a recent rec.

>>212978974
>how is it not more popular?
Are you fucking kidding me, every other fag and his mother acts like this fucking horseshit is the Citizen Kane of the 21st century.

>>212976674
good find. idk why the guy didn't show the whole skelly though.

>>212972955
>miike
hard skip

>>212971542
Two monsters? Let's pump that up. Seven monsters for a dollar.

This urr

>>212979157
Fair warning that you can stop it about 1/3 the way in. You'll understand.

>stop it
Not if you have any taste at all

.

>>212967512
hmmm, yeah could be about a stalker/murderer as well. I mean, I'll watch it.

>>212958315
Predator: Badlands... more like Redditor: Badfilms

Oh shiiiit DEM SCARY NIGGAZ IS IN DA CORNS!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdK7Scyuqpw

what will be the new classic movies being sold in 20 years?
any examples?

>>212979901

>>212979901
Terrifier

>>212979795
>little girl with a magnum
this is retarded

>>212975003
>>212976699
yes

proto-Smile queen be mine

easily one of the worst films I've ever seen

>>212980172
If you thought Hellraiser was bad, your horror watching future is going to be quite dim

>>212980172
kino to some, slop to others.

>>212980172

>>212980188
I mean for most people, unless you're picrel, I feel like most of what you watch of any genre - even stuff you like - is going to be mediocre at best. but for Hellraiser, even trying to be charitable with the supernatural elements, so much of it is either plot convenience or a legitimate plot hole. I guess most people just like it's aesthetic, as there's so much you have to ignore beyond that to enjoy it.
>>212980200
slop and a half, sadly

>>212979534
>>212979556
ok One Cut of the Dead was pretty genius. was wondering wtf the anon was meaning about it being funny but it had me laffin real good as it went on. And the credits scene was icing on top.
Sidenote: Also something funny is in the first scene they're talking about how the building is creepy and good for a horror film. I'm like hey... this location is the same one as that Senritsu episode. Unmistakable. They also do really long takes in that and break the fourth wall.

>>212980308
the cenobite designs, the idea of beings for whom pleasure and pain have melded, doug bradleys commanding voice and delivery, kirsty is cute, and the sfx in the reanimation scene are excellent. you're on a different wavelength if that's the worst film you've seen.

>>212980485
it's not the worst, but it's up there. I think some of the designs are interesting, and some of the ideas are interesting, but there's more problems than anything. most of the acting is shit, but that's not the worst part.
>Larry just so happens to cut his hand on an exposed nail while moving a mattress upstairs
>just so happens to go in the room where Frank used the cube to jerk off, and the blood drops on the floor
>this has no real significance to Larry's character, pure convenience
>somehow Frank's "essence" was kept in the house/under the floorboard (even though he says he escaped?), so the blood helped him start to regenerate (would the same thing have happened if he used the cube on the street and little Johnny fell on it the next day and scraped his knee?)
>needs a small amount of blood to get most of the way there, but then needs multiple full bodies to fully regenerate
>he somehow knows this, no explanation
>he somehow escapes the cenobites, these transcendent extradimensional beings, no explanation
>Kirsty just so happens to find and solve the box before the cenobites have their way with her
there's more, but that's the meat of it. it's a shit story.

>>212976925
>>212976925
>A woman could not do this shit to a man
neither could a man
do you think the average dude jumps out of trees, does backflips while fighting, and gets up after being smacked down by someone/something more than twice their size?
jesus christ just say you hate women and stop regurgitating CriticalGrifter talkig points

>>212980939
>do you think the average dude jumps out of trees, does backflips while fighting, and gets up after being smacked down by someone/something more than twice their size?
No, that's the entire point I made. Stop hallucinating and pay attention. That kind of capeshit DOES NOT HAPPEN in the original film. Dutch gets wasted by the Predator and at no point does he even mildly hurt him. If anything the native men are exactly as stupidly powerscaled in Prey. At one point he's shooting arrows into him and flying around like he's brown Hawkeye.

>when the timer in the back goes off, your mouth will be permanently ripped open. think of it like a reverse bear trap.

>>212981225
>called jugsaw
>not a jug in fucking sight
kill yourself

>>212981225
women: stop with the piercings. also, you owe me sex.

>>212981225
that's a man

>>212981205
that's not what makes something capeshit. that's like every action flick since the 2000s.

>>212981362
nta but this kind of shit originates from capeshit

Clever girls...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9NTGMxfaKk

My favorite Romero movie is the Crazies and I can't be the only one.

by the way, this is out

>>212981953

anyone got a pdf or the like of Horror Holocaust Fantaco Enterprises, 1986 by Chas Balun?

>>212955554
>>212965153
>>212967917
>>212972777

> Jaws
Strongly Great to Amazing

> Jaws 2
Good

> Jaws 3D
Bad

> Jaws - The Revenge
Horrible

> Deep Blue Sea
Very Good

> Red Water
Good

> Great White / The Last Shark
Good

> Shark Attack
Decent to Good-ish

> Shark Attack 2
Weak to Ok / Meh

> Shark Hunter
Good-ish

> Dark Waters (03)
Decent

> 12 Days of Terror
Good

> Shark Attack in the Mediterranean
Decent to Good? (Only seen once over a decade ago)

>>212976867
>mfw

>>212981953
Is this that one SHARK MOVIE that's not actually a SHARK MOVIE despite being marketed as a SHARK MOVIE but is actually a SERIAL KILLER MOVIE?

>>212982523
sharkorrect

hellraiser game

https://youtube.com/watch?v=R88QdlIlg-E

>>212982605
inb4 it gets pulled from steam because of sex

>>212982605
looks nito

>>212982667
Kirsty sex scene?

>>212980882
watching the second one just for kicks. it's bad in its own right, but also conflicts with the first in parts and muddies the lore even further.

>>212954362

>>212984129

Been recommended a TV series called Slasher. The first episode has been pretty good so far.

Why did I Know What You Did Last Summer 2025 suck so bad bros
I wanted it to be at least okay

>>212985357
>so far
You couldn't wait until the episode was over to post here?

>>212985504
Phoneposting while waiting for a delivery at work, what can I say?

>>212985548
Hey at least you're being honest. Can't judge ya for that

>>212985489
Does Madelyn Cline show tits? She'd make a great scream queen bc she's cute and has a type os feisty charisma

>>212981750
I prefer the remake, Romero's original is too noisy/grating

>>212986115
nah

>>212986196
She's going the Sydney Sweeney route. Mark my words

>>212960131
ONE OF US, ONE OF US, GOOBLE GOBBLE, GOOBLE GOBBLE!

>Margot Robbie to Star in Tim Burton’s Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYUCzkcSQB0

looks good at 1st glance at least

>>212987203
yeah it doesn't look tone down we'll see

>>212987861
they should have made the main couple look more sexually alluring at least
If Clive wasn't an old fart he'd probably have demanded the MC look like a fit chad

>>212987976
game developers see attractiveness as offensive these days.
or maybe they(or their engine) just suck at making good looking people idk.
also they look sad

>>212980882
>>he somehow escapes the cenobites, these transcendent extradimensional beings, no explanation
That's the one thing I can agree with you on. The movie makes it look straightforward; spilling blood at the site of the ritual will reinvigorate the flesh of the person who got taken to hell there, bringing him back to the world of the living, but even the cenobites don't recognize this as a thing that happens.
It makes even less sense in 2.

Still a top 10 horror movie for me

>>212981953
Ooby dooby!

That was a bad movie. 4/10

>>212988588
Are you the shark connoisseur?
Otherwise I shan't be trusting your opinion

>>212988628
Well I am *A* shark connoisseur.
Trust whom you will.

>>212979639
Was a Heavy Metal cover, i have that issue.

>>212986115
Madelyn Cline from the fappening?

>>212980395
That woman kept my attention the whole time she was on screen. She looks like such a character.
The whole cast is endearing though

pretty good
characters not just there to be killed but you actually cared for what happened to them even if you knew what would happen
sharks weren't just mindless killing machines just regular animals conditioned to eat humans
solid 6/10 film

Another shitty adaptation of a Lovecraft short story. They turn the whole thing into fucking family drama. What a wasted oportuny.

>>212989767
watch the original film then

>>212989767
Great flick.

>>212989767
I remember when this dropped, anons were annoyed that the "inexplicable color" was just a color that already existed (pink)
The fuck was even the alternative? Film it in black and white?

>>212989545
Yep

>>212984129
>>212984472
>>212985504
meh

>>212990294
>on the spectrum of light, the color(s) between purple and red are as follows: yellow, green, blue, orange… etc.
>on the spectrum of elements, all visible colors (and non-visible rays) have specific wavelengths which distinguish them from the other colors on the color wheel. Magenta, because it doesn’t exist on the light spectrum, doesn’t have one. Rather, it’s something our brain creates to fill in space in a way that makes sense.
I was only annoyed that it was getting credit for something From Beyond already did 30 years before

>>212990294
>The fuck was even the alternative?
Use visual tricks to create "impossible colors"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impossible_color

heard good things about this

anyone seen it?

>>212990687
I'm scared to download it because of the title

>>212990783
It does seem like a sting operation any time that movie gets shilled here

what are some good foreign kinos?
I've only seen a few from england (the wicker man, 28 Days franchise) and a few from Japan (Ringu, Audition, Noroi) unless I'm forgetting something

Dibs on the bake

>>212990876
Start watching Jean Rollin joints

>>212990876
I watched I Saw the Devil last week and I'm still thinking about it

Ending the thread, someone make a new one.

>>212990687
It's a 5.5-6/10. Just slightly above average.

>>212990952
it took me a moment to realize you meant joints as in a Spike Lee joint, and not a movie titled "Jean Rollin Joints"
>>212991002
this reminds me, I also watched Train to Busan a long time ago but I don't think I liked it.
Adding I Saw the Devil to my watchlist, thanks

>>212991092
isn't the bump limit at 500 posts or something?

>>212991140
>>212991140
>>212991140

>>212991223
What hippie dippie see-saw board are you from, Anon? We cap at 310 here

>>212991223
310, you know you're over the bump limit when the numbers turn italic

>>212991262
I post on like 10 boards so I always forget...