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/film/
Arthouse, Classics, and Cakes

Charlotte's Birthday Edition

>Question of the Day
Which filmic figures do you share a birthday with? Yes, this is an attempt to collect your data for nefarious purposes.

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Anonymous No.212952290
Queen of /film/
Anonymous No.212952293
Queen of /film/ (wish her a happy birthday)
Anonymous No.212952301
>>212952287 (OP)
I gassed my neighbours guinea pigs last night with chlorine gas
Anonymous No.212952315
>>212952287 (OP)
luv charlotte
Anonymous No.212952322
>>212952287 (OP)
Here are the /film/ birthdays for July 21st:

Happy birthday Lenore Ulric (b. 1892)
Happy birthday Ken Maynard (b. 1895)
Happy birthday Allyn Joslyn (b. 1901)
Happy birthday Karel Reisz (b. 1926)
Happy birthday Norman Jewison (b. 1926)
Happy birthday Lydia "Fei-fei" Sum (b. 1945)
Happy birthday Charlotte Gainsbourg (b. 1971) <3
Happy birthday Sarah Biasini (b. 1977)

Honorable mention:
Happy birthday Robin Williams (b. 1951)
Anonymous No.212952329
>>212952287 (OP)
>Question of the Day
Cary Grant & Takeshi Kitano.
Anonymous No.212952359 >>212955253 >>212970102 >>212972854 >>212972897 >>212973197
Anonymous No.212952496
>>212952287 (OP)
>QOTD
Dustin Hoffman, Nina Talbot, Dino De Laurentiis.
Non-/film/ coincidence: Princess Beatrice of York
Anonymous No.212952614 >>212957239
*neigh*
Anonymous No.212953335 >>212958421
unfathomably based film, Portuguese cinema reigns supreme
Anonymous No.212953344 >>212953579
>Which filmic figures do you share a birthday with?
Is there an easy way to check this? I've always been curious.
Anonymous No.212953441 >>212957284
>>212952287 (OP)
>la Bi-anal
can't make this shit up
Anonymous No.212953534
>>212952287 (OP)
I saw her in concert once.
Anonymous No.212953536
that watch is reall ynot ddoing it for me
Anonymous No.212953579 >>212953985
>>212953344
https://www.imdb.com/search/name/?birth_monthday=07-21&ref_=sr_bth_mday
Anonymous No.212953970 >>212954043 >>212958186
Alternative thread for anons sick of waifutrannies:

>>212953934
>>212953934
>>212953934
Anonymous No.212953985
>>212953579
What's THE most kino birthdate? Tomorrow is Willem Dafoe's and Paul Schrader's.
Anonymous No.212954043
>>212953970
nice try kyle
Anonymous No.212954086 >>212954138
>>212952287 (OP)
Happy Birthday Charli!
Anonymous No.212954134 >>212954256 >>212954424 >>212958292
Is it true she fucked her dad?
Anonymous No.212954138
>>212954086
>hot stepmom and her autistic teenage daughter.jpg
Anonymous No.212954256 >>212958292
>>212954134
Yes.
Anonymous No.212954424 >>212954549
>>212954134
no, they just make a song about it
Anonymous No.212954549
>>212954424
>a song
Wait until you find out about Serge's film, Charlotte for Ever.
Tbh he was an edgelord and a provocateur his whole career. I'm not sure why this would be the exception.
Anonymous No.212955089
We're all edgelords and provocateurs here.
Anonymous No.212955253
>>212952359
C'mon, man. Not on her birthday.
Anonymous No.212955258
>>212952287 (OP)
God she's hot
Anonymous No.212955397 >>212955520 >>212955695 >>212957284 >>212970605
what are we drinking on this hot day /film/?
Anonymous No.212955520 >>212955562 >>212955586 >>212955657 >>212955743 >>212957284 >>212969958
>>212955397
>2600 calories
Do Americans really?
Anonymous No.212955562
>>212955520
That's a fairly small amount of Chocolate shake for an average- sized person, I'd say?
Anonymous No.212955586
>>212955520
This shit got mad crustaceans
Anonymous No.212955607 >>212956451
Have a 2,600 calorie milkshake. Have two.
Anonymous No.212955657
>>212955520
You can make your own at home
Anonymous No.212955695
>>212955397
gazpacho
Anonymous No.212955743
>>212955520
that can't be real
Anonymous No.212955940
>>212952287 (OP)
>Which filmic figures do you share a birthday with?
Malina Weissman, Liza Minnelli and Aaron Eckhart
Anonymous No.212955970 >>212962439
rocks
Anonymous No.212956030 >>212962439
Anonymous No.212956451
>>212955607
Stop busting my balls
Anonymous No.212956835 >>212957688
We're all stopping here.
Anonymous No.212957096 >>212957688
>>212952287 (OP)
Happy birthday.
Anonymous No.212957239 >>212957284 >>212957420 >>212963324
>>212952614
Anonymous No.212957284
>>212952287 (OP)
>QOTD
Harvey Keitel
>>212953441
>>212955397
>>212955520
KEK
>>212957239
AAAHHH!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.212957420
>>212957239
*smooch*
Anonymous No.212957688
>>212957096
Sent that freak ( >>212956835 ) flying.
Anonymous No.212958090
>>212952287 (OP)
>QOTD
Bud Spencer and John Candy
Anonymous No.212958186 >>212958497
>>212953970
As if a feminist thread is any better. We're all chauvinistic objectifiers here.
Anonymous No.212958292
>>212954134
>>212954256
Hot if true.
Anonymous No.212958301 >>212959726 >>212959951 >>212960960
>Charlotte birthday edition pissed off someone so much they felt compelled to counterbake
KEK never change /film/
Anonymous No.212958395
>>212952287 (OP)
>QOD
Ms. Garbo. Also, the totally innocent Robert Blake and the late great Fred Willard were exactly 60 years older than me, and Patrick Schwarzenegger (Arnie's son) was born on the exact same day as me.
Anonymous No.212958421
>>212953335
Has anybody here ever tried chronoing Manoel?
Anonymous No.212958497
>>212958186
Trvth nvke.
Anonymous No.212959130
We're all over here.
Anonymous No.212959726
>>212958301
Shot himself in the foot, too. By his own admission, he got plenty of engagement in the last thread, which was a waifu or waifu-adjacent thread.
Anonymous No.212959951 >>212960158
>>212958301
And the other thread mogs hard; this waifu shit is for retards.
Anonymous No.212960158 >>212960188 >>212960341 >>212960443
>>212959951
Nah, getting so bootyblasted at a woman in the OP, that you counterbake against his own interests and isolate your posts of the sort that got engagement in the previous waifu thread is for retards.
Anonymous No.212960188
>>212960158
counterbake against your own interests*
Anonymous No.212960341 >>212960581
>>212960158
Some people that used to post on here just don't care for this stupid waifu shit, simple as.
Anonymous No.212960443 >>212960519
>>212960158
Couldn't agree more.
Anonymous No.212960519 >>212960766
>>212960443
Because you're waifufags / pro-waifufagging. lol, lmao even; what a pointless reply
Anonymous No.212960581 >>212960655
>>212960341
>Some people that used to post on here just don't care for this stupid waifu shit, simple as.
Yeah, and the simple response is to ignore it, not pettily counterbake to your own detriment by splitting your posts' audience.
Anonymous No.212960655 >>212961213
>>212960581
It's better if you guys just used quote unquote "/film/" as your Discord server / room while other anons interested in normal 4chan and /film/ posting use a quote unquote "/film/ alt".
Anonymous No.212960766 >>212960844 >>212961213
>>212960519
It's not a pointless reply. I'm the initial anon that pointed out the sperg "alt" bake and couldn't agree more with him. Gonna cry about it?
Anonymous No.212960799 >>212960844 >>212960907 >>212973276
Anonymous No.212960844
>>212960766
Only people crying in this thread are you snowflakes, simple as. People just don't care for your bit anymore.

>>212960799
Decent film.
Anonymous No.212960907
>>212960799
BOOBA
Anonymous No.212960960
>>212958301
we should have a birthday edition for all waifus going forward
Anonymous No.212961213 >>212961463
>>212960655
Utterly moot point even if true.

>>212960766
What does he think's going to happen? Best case scenario is he gets a parallel waifu-free /film/ going that gets less engagement, worst (more likely case) is that they get a parallel, waifu-colonised /film/ with less engagement.
Anonymous No.212961320 >>212961645
The feminine urge to offer Kyle a Karagarga invite.
Anonymous No.212961463 >>212961539 >>212961557 >>212961900
>>212961213
I'm not even him, but the alt thread is already mogging this thread into oblivion. I also can't believe you waifufags have private tracker access and still don't know jack shit about cinema. It was always a social club for you guys.
Anonymous No.212961539 >>212961627
>>212961463
>mogging this thread into oblivion
Not really, they're both equally bad actually.
Anonymous No.212961557
>>212961463
>I'm not even him, but the alt thread is already mogging this thread into oblivion
They're basically indistinguishable apart from the post count and the early posts calling back to last thread which would've got the same engagement here at worst.
Anonymous No.212961627 >>212961729 >>212961744
>>212961539
The other thread actually has filmic discussion, and for that is at worst a 7/10, while this sticks at a max of a 1/10 because it's just /soc/ with a different name. Everything is off-topic in this thread.
Anonymous No.212961645 >>212961691 >>212961900
>>212961320
I don't like this tranny arc.
Anonymous No.212961691
>>212961645
No one does.
Anonymous No.212961729 >>212961931
>>212961627
>Superman
>Bigelow
>Heckerling
All off-topic.
Anonymous No.212961744
>>212961627
>The other thread actually has filmic discussion
Are you talking about the Superman talk or the feminist stuff that's a holdover from the last (waifu) thread that could've been posted here to likely more engagement?
Anonymous No.212961900 >>212961963
>>212961645
I've got five more in the chamber, want to play russian roulette?
>>212961463
Excuse you! Dalleposter has a good reputation for knowing things about cinema. He's just a huge faggot whenever he's not prompted to talk about cinema.
And besides: Dalleposter and other waifufags bake frequently without you knowing, you fucking ingrate.
Anonymous No.212961931
>>212961729
"The /film/ of old will be revived by talking about capeshit and banning posting actresses from classic and arthouse cinema!"
Anonymous No.212961963 >>212962035
>>212961900
>He's just a huge faggot whenever he's not prompted to talk about cinema
He has decent taste in music.
Anonymous No.212962035 >>212962123
>>212961963
Look dudes, I hope this would be my last post in this general, but you guys have mid taste overall, in all arts, and suck at using the threads in a way that is cool. Have a nice day.
I also don't care about "le bake, you ingrate".
Anonymous No.212962123 >>212962170 >>212963969
>>212962035
>I hope this would be my last post in this general
Don't worry. If your general takes off we'll come visit. Kinskibro's already there.
Anonymous No.212962163
We're all already there.
Anonymous No.212962170 >>212962194
>>212962123
Highly disturbing post; please don't, and go back to Discord.
Anonymous No.212962194
>>212962170
See you real soon, pal.
Anonymous No.212962382
We're all pals here.
Anonymous No.212962405
Uncompromising War on Waifus Under the Dictatorship of the Kyletariat.
Gotta skidaddle, I have a picture to watch. Be excellent to each other.
/afk
Anonymous No.212962439
>>212955970
>>212956030
Very nice
Anonymous No.212962620 >>212962763 >>212962832
Just let him have his dumb birthday thread, we need these terminally online waifutards to maintain an alive general. A civil war serves no one.
Anonymous No.212962763 >>212962870 >>212963040
>>212962620
No, we don't, and this shit isn't /film/. This is as if McDonalds had a shitass franchise in Papua New Guinea which served only trash tier mexican tacos and told you to fuck off when asking for a Big Mac. This shit is nothing, man.
Anonymous No.212962832 >>212962884 >>212963737
>>212962620
It's so fucking stupid. Imagine thinking it's going to go well in any way. They're either god-tier 5D chess shitposters just stirring the pot for lore, or so fucking retarded that they can't see that calling attention to waifuposting is like picking at a scab thinking it'll help it heal.
Anonymous No.212962870 >>212962925
>>212962763
NTA but of course a Big Mac is your example of something high quality lmao. Take your fucking meds Kyle.
Anonymous No.212962884
>>212962832
calling attention to waifuposting in the hope of defeating it*
Anonymous No.212962925
>>212962870
Holy fvck dude, you must be one of the most retarded oldfags in this site. 55 years old and still a kindergartener mentally.
Anonymous No.212963040
>>212962763
>this shit isn't /film/
Charlotte Gainsbourg is an actress in arthouse cinema. It's her birthday, and we've had birthday OPs before. You're just being really petty and dumn if you're in any way serious about this.
Anonymous No.212963156
We're all serious about this here.
Anonymous No.212963324 >>212963383
>>212957239
Does someone have the Somepony Canon chart saved?
Anonymous No.212963383 >>212963427
>>212963324
Anonymous No.212963427 >>212963534
>>212963383
Thanks.
Anonymous No.212963534
>>212963427
John?
Anonymous No.212963737 >>212964061
>>212962832
Now that the other thread seems to have more momentum than this one, I wonder how they're going to react when the waifuposters migrate there once this one dies.
Anonymous No.212963882 >>212963984
Okay I was joking last time but now I really do have a new actress to simp for. Let's hope there are no cigarettes along her trail of fate.
Anonymous No.212963969 >>212963991
>>212962123
So is Harperbro.
Anonymous No.212963984 >>212964188
>>212963882
>Pre-1980s
>No cigarettes
Fat chance, pal.
Anonymous No.212963991
>>212963969
AND MY AXE!
Anonymous No.212964061 >>212964377 >>212964403
>>212963737
I wonder if we'll get a situation like last time where both are kept alive until they hit their bump limits by some determined anons.
Anonymous No.212964117
>>212952287 (OP)
hnngggg
Anonymous No.212964124
>>212952287 (OP)
>Sarah Gadon's birthday is April 4th
>Amanda Fix's birthday is November 5th

Anyone here blessed enough to share a birthday with one of these angels?
Anonymous No.212964188
>>212963984
Have faith my friend
Anonymous No.212964377
>>212964061
Horse thread was comfy.
Anonymous No.212964403 >>212964525
>>212964061
Nah. I think this one's barely hanging on.
Anonymous No.212964444 >>212964470 >>212964557
We're all barely hanging on here.
:(
Anonymous No.212964470
>>212964444
Those digits say otherwise.
Anonymous No.212964525 >>212964557 >>212964623
>>212964403
I'll continue to post on both.
Anonymous No.212964528
films to watch to avoid subscribing to mop classic?
Anonymous No.212964557 >>212964623
>>212964444
Real.

>>212964525
Same.
Anonymous No.212964623 >>212964836
>>212964525
>>212964557
Godspeed. Gonna be very interesting if both go the distance and hit their bump limits more or less simultaneously unlike last time where the horse thread was behind by a fair bit.
Anonymous No.212964724 >>212964818
I prefer cinema over real life, because the human suffering isn't real in the former.
Anonymous No.212964818
>>212964724
By that same metric the joy and good feelings aren't real either.
Anonymous No.212964836
>>212964623
Really wish we could see how many posters are in each.
Anonymous No.212965015 >>212965247
The other thread is catching up to this one surprisingly fast.
Anonymous No.212965035 >>212968381
New picture of Sarah Gadon and Josh Holloway with their stunt doubles for Flint!
Anonymous No.212965247 >>212965585
>>212965015
I think once people saw the arguing start in this one, there was an exodus.
Anonymous No.212965401 >>212965445 >>212965867
Good films about birthdays?
Anonymous No.212965445
>>212965401
Heartbreaking little movie
Anonymous No.212965585
>>212965247
Now someone's trying to start an argument in the other one, kek.
Anonymous No.212965770 >>212965871 >>212965897 >>212969540
torrenting this rn
Anonymous No.212965867
>>212965401
Festen
Anonymous No.212965871
>>212965770
The cartel is headed to your IP address
Anonymous No.212965879
The other thread has officially pulled ahead. Goodnight, /film/.
Anonymous No.212965897
>>212965770
Absolute kino, a great comfort film, all three segments of it are beautiful and warm and funny and melancholic in their own way. I truly love this film and everytime i rewatch it makes me wanna move to Rome.
Anonymous No.212966312 >>212966499 >>212967997
Guess this one definitely lost huh.
Anonymous No.212966470
We're all losing here.
Anonymous No.212966499
>>212966312
On Charlotte's bday no less.
Anonymous No.212966529
RIP Bruce Lee
RIP Yusaku Matsuda
Anonymous No.212967227 >>212967409 >>212967424
And the other thread now is nothing but arguing about waifufags, how is that any better.
Anonymous No.212967409 >>212967972
>>212967227
It'd be hilarious if victory was snatched from the jaws of defeat by that thread being quickly chewed up by arguing.
Anonymous No.212967424 >>212967706
>>212967227
I fucking hate it. When someone starts throwing a tantrum over waifuposting, it results in no one discussing film; maybe that's the goal all along?
Anonymous No.212967706
>>212967424
He's either mentally ill and retarded (talks about them bullying people) or a Dingo-styled troll who shift from apparent sincerity to irony depending on how he's looking in the argument.
Anonymous No.212967932 >>212967949 >>212967978 >>212968027
lol, you waifufags really got angry over the other thread's success, good riddance to a good thread.
Anonymous No.212967949 >>212967981
>Error: Specified thread does not exist.

>>212967932
No one got angry other than Kyle, though?
Anonymous No.212967972 >>212968042
>>212967409
EVEN BETTER!
Anonymous No.212967978 >>212968027
>>212967932
forget it Jake...
Anonymous No.212967981
>>212967949
Kyle is the most forced shit I've ever seen in my life, you guys are so extremely cringe it hurts my balls.
Anonymous No.212967997 >>212968034
>>212966312
Guess i was wrong huh.
Anonymous No.212968027
>>212967978
>>212967932
Thanks
Anonymous No.212968034 >>212968133
>>212967997
The moral of the story is: ignore any waifufagging, use the jannycalling tools, recover /film/ from these faggots.
Anonymous No.212968042
>>212967972
He flew too close to the sun. If he kept it simmering in the background for longer, it might've gone the way of the horse bake, but he brought it to the boil too quickly and it blew its top.
Anonymous No.212968079
Now that /alt/ was a resounding failure and completely (predictably to all but the sub-80 IQ kylemeister) indistinguishable from all other /film/ threads, I say we go back to normal /film/ in the next one and ditch the suffix.
Anonymous No.212968133 >>212968181
>>212968034
>The moral of the story is
You have to know that's not the moral of the story. The moral of the story's don't counterbake like a petty retard because someone made an OP about an actress from arthouse cinema to celebrate her birthday because it will probably backfire.
Anonymous No.212968134 >>212968210
Mods = GODS
Anonymous No.212968168 >>212968225 >>212968869
>>212968143
>>212968143
>>212968143
>>212968143
Anonymous No.212968181 >>212968251
>>212968133
Nah, counterbake was fine, but you faggots need to be ignored ASAP.
Anonymous No.212968210 >>212968301 >>212973352
>>212968134
TOTAL CHARLOTTE VICTORY
Anonymous No.212968225 >>212968258 >>212968261
>>212968168
>waifufag edition of /alt/

what is the aim
Anonymous No.212968251
>>212968181
>counterbake was fine
>you faggots need to be ignored
As was explained before, the counterbake was not fine precisely because it did the exact opposite of ignoring. It predictably devolved into arguing and got all the good on-topic posts you supposedly care about deleted.
Anonymous No.212968258 >>212968366
>>212968225
It's an actress. Of classic cinema.
Anonymous No.212968261
>>212968225
It's just one of the retarded waifufags poking fun at the nvke.
Anonymous No.212968276 >>212968658
Kyle fucking humiliated.
Anonymous No.212968301
>>212968210
I like to imagine the other thread got nuked right as she blew out her birthday candles.
Anonymous No.212968352
Evening Gadonbros
Anonymous No.212968366 >>212968401
>>212968258
a waifu in other words. /alt/chads won't post in it. abortive thread.
Anonymous No.212968381
>>212965035
Looks like kino. Sarah is angelic.
Anonymous No.212968401 >>212968438
>>212968366
Oh, I didn't know you have to be a homosexual to post in /film/. Explains a lot.
Anonymous No.212968412 >>212968441 >>212968468 >>212968474 >>212968569 >>212969355
Now can someone finally explain what the fuck does Kyle even mean.
Anonymous No.212968438
>>212968401
Yes, flamboyant homosexuality explains waifufags to a t.
Anonymous No.212968441
>>212968412
Schizo rambling by the retards that hijacked this general. Move over to /alt/
Anonymous No.212968468
>>212968412
I don't get the names either, Kyle, Craig.
Anonymous No.212968474 >>212968496 >>212968500 >>212969355 >>212969548
>>212968412
Forced ahh "meme" stolen by a waifufag from an ancient meme related to two nazi posters who were unironically called Craig and Eric.
Anonymous No.212968496
>>212968474
Unironically named Eric and Craig*
Anonymous No.212968500 >>212968534
>>212968474
>Writes 'ahh' on 4chan
>Calls something else a forced meme
Anonymous No.212968534 >>212968610
>>212968500
3 letters trigger everyone in these threads, so it's worth it. It's kinda like a test to see if you're cool or nah.
Anonymous No.212968539 >>212968563 >>212968688 >>212968917 >>212968955
Okay so jannies are seemingly one of the retards that have shitted up this general and are now angrily deleting any competing threads, I'm outta here again. Thx, enjoy your misery retards.
Anonymous No.212968563 >>212968917
>>212968539
Ignore, do what you know to do, retrieve, resist. Yes, one of the waifufags is a janny (as far as I know).
Anonymous No.212968569
>>212968412
Guy who starts thread-engulfing arguments of questionable sincerity about waifuposting.
Anonymous No.212968610 >>212968629
>>212968534
Yeah it's so cool to type like a tiktok faggot.
Anonymous No.212968618
Anonymous No.212968629
>>212968610
It's a cool ahh way of writing.
Anonymous No.212968658 >>212968716
>>212968276
Truly. Didn't even gently let him down with a "quietly escort him off the premises" autosage. Just a straight up nuking. Brutal.
Anonymous No.212968681
No
Anonymous No.212968688 >>212968839
>>212968539
Here lies Kyle, he never scored.
Anonymous No.212968716
>>212968658
Nigga powertrippin' cause he owns a Discord server on Discord and a Discord server on 4chan, but still can't fuck and is on meds unironically (maybe off them, who knows).
Anonymous No.212968778
You're all insane.
Anonymous No.212968786 >>212968883
Canadian actress Amanda Fix.

Thoughts /film/?
Anonymous No.212968794
We're all sane here.
Anonymous No.212968828 >>212968928 >>212968953
Am I insane?
Anonymous No.212968839
>>212968688
Kek.
Anonymous No.212968869
>>212968168
KWAB
Anonymous No.212968883
>>212968786
Cute
Anonymous No.212968917 >>212969008
>>212968539
>>212968563
>it’s a janny conspiracy that i’m not allowed to have two generals up at once because my butt got blasted that the OP pic was an actress of arthouse film

You are Raped.
Anonymous No.212968928
>>212968828
If you're a waifufag or a waifufag hater then yeah.
Anonymous No.212968934 >>212969039 >>212973071
Anonymous No.212968953
>>212968828
Anyone who posts waifus is a waifutranny. Anyone who contradicts me in any way whatsoever without waifu pic accompaniment is a well-disciplined waifutranny.
Anonymous No.212968955
>>212968539
Total 'fu victory.
Anonymous No.212969008 >>212969060 >>212969075 >>212969136
>>212968917
lol, the major waifufag in these threads confessed some time ago as to being a janny, what are you talking about. He also used to make ehem, questionable threads before having an identity tied to 4chan.
Anonymous No.212969010
Let this incident be a warning to Kyle.
Anonymous No.212969039 >>212969050
>>212968934
Haha fatboy's daughter is getting plowed.
Anonymous No.212969042
Anonymous No.212969050 >>212969085
>>212969039
>daughter
Anonymous No.212969060 >>212969077 >>212969109 >>212969122
>>212969008
Who? I don't remember this.
Anonymous No.212969075
>>212969008
>THE major waifufag
Ah yes. The classic β€œall my perceived enemies are one person” schizo cope. Who is blud talking about
Anonymous No.212969077
>>212969060
/tv/ is a Gadon board
Anonymous No.212969085
>>212969050
I thought it was his daughter based on the kiss on the cheek, haven't seen this film.
Anonymous No.212969109
>>212969060
IYKYK, but you would have to have been in here since 2022, and on /tv/ probably before that to remember. Big time cringer, the guy we're talking about.
Anonymous No.212969122
>>212969060
Kylejeet is just sperging as usual.
Anonymous No.212969136 >>212969171
>>212969008
>the major waifufag in these threads confessed some time ago as to being a janny
Who? None of us claim to be jannies.
Anonymous No.212969151
Anonymous No.212969171 >>212969242
>>212969136
You're not a knower, lil bro.
Anonymous No.212969232 >>212969441 >>212969471 >>212969540 >>212969910
>>212952287 (OP)
I propose the next edition should be another Charlotte edition. May the Gainsbourg Reich last for another 1000 years!
Anonymous No.212969233 >>212969775 >>212970398
>>212967386
Based Lung Leg posting. Love SY.

Fun fact: Charlotte Gainsbourg and Kim Gordon are both in the Bob Dylan biopic by Todd Haynes.
Anonymous No.212969242
>>212969171
Then just say it. This is a public forum.
Anonymous No.212969314 >>212971187 >>212971323
uhh does anyone have a link to download pavilion(2012) by tim sutton and kill the moonlight(1994) by steve hanft
Anonymous No.212969355
>>212968412
>>212968474
No clue what the Nazi stuff is about. I came up with Kyle because I wanted a short, snappy name instead of "anti-waifufag-fag".
It was originally going to be "Chuck" but that's already a /tv/ meme.
Anonymous No.212969441 >>212969526 >>212969532 >>212969569
>>212969232
We propose a Sarah Gadon edition
Anonymous No.212969471
>>212969232
"Forget it, Jake" edition
Anonymous No.212969526
>>212969441
Might as well, what's the difference at this point.
Anonymous No.212969532
>>212969441
"We" propose you neck yourself
Anonymous No.212969540
>>212969232
Please no, make it a Caro diario edition instead >>212965770
Anonymous No.212969548 >>212969563
>>212968474
>who were unironically called Craig and Eric.
You are making this up.
Anonymous No.212969563 >>212969579
>>212969548
It's true.
t. knower
Anonymous No.212969569
>>212969441
Based!
Anonymous No.212969579 >>212969592
>>212969563
Nah you're full of shit
t. knower
Anonymous No.212969592
>>212969579
Nah, it's true.
t. knower
Anonymous No.212969684 >>212969708
Pretty funny (but shit) thread all things considered, 6/10.
Anonymous No.212969708 >>212969739
>>212969684
/alt/film/ thread rate?
Anonymous No.212969739
>>212969708
An 8/10 before the waifufags terrorized it, and like a 6/10 after. Honestly, it still had much to give, RIP G (2025-2025).
Anonymous No.212969775 >>212970572
I liked /alt/film/ despite its intentions. Too bad shitposting is too much fun. Kyle seems a bit /r/TrueFilm which I'm of neutral opinion of.
>>212969233
Fun fact: Bob Dylan has a singing part in Frank Zappa's song "Flakes" (Sheik Yerbouti)
Anonymous No.212969852 >>212969910 >>212970031
I really love illegal cockfighting, nigga.
Anonymous No.212969910
>>212969232
Every thread is a Charlotte edition, even the ones that don't have Charlotte on the opening post.

>>212969852
Warren Oates / Harry Dean kino.
Anonymous No.212969937 >>212970050 >>212970398 >>212970492
New Park Chan Wook movie, trailer is fucking up
https://youtu.be/HNpB9RhAcgw
Anonymous No.212969958
>>212955520
>a whole adult man day's worth of calories in one drink
no fucking way
Anonymous No.212970031
>>212969852
Favio kino.
Anonymous No.212970050 >>212970077 >>212970158
>>212969937
why does he think using shitty on purpose CGI is a "style"
Anonymous No.212970067
global internet firewall segregation event when? /film/s for this feel?
Anonymous No.212970077
>>212970050
Because it is; a shitty style.
Anonymous No.212970102
>>212952359
That scene was a gift to her sons. When they hit puberty they are going to be jerking off to it constantly.
Anonymous No.212970131
I EXPOSED a pred with my lawyer! Ft. JAYOMA
Anonymous No.212970158
>>212970050
Let's see you have a crack at it, smartass!
Anonymous No.212970196
Superman is arthouse.
Anyway, I liked the scene where Gerard Depardieu told Juliette Binoche: "if you wash your hands after pissing you have a dirty dick, nigga"
Anonymous No.212970241
We all- *holds backspace* just one paki has a dirty dick here, nigga.
Anonymous No.212970398 >>212970572
>>212969937
Holy based. I thought Decision to Leave was his best movie, and one of few movies that were intelligent enough to integrate cell phones into the plot rather than just pull the "uhh no service please understand cope". Park is evergreen and always evolving unlike that fraud Bongcel, who hasn't made a good film since Mother. Maybe this film will have a overseas big box office from the Squid Game tiktoker audience. Unlike Bongoid, who ruined himself by chasing American acclaim, I actually loved his burgerkino, Stoker, and wouldn't mind if he came back out west to do another. It was cool to see white actors forced to act in a Korean disposition, it made them all seem like they had stifling autism.

>>212969233
I will now watch your Zimmerman biopic. I'm actually listening to him right now. a rolling thunder revue bootleg... no coincidences in this schizo life.
And we're all oreos here.
Anonymous No.212970492
>>212969937
isnt this a remake of Costa Gavras' Le Couperete?
Anonymous No.212970494 >>212970786
I can't believe arthouse has evolved to the point where we got an arthouse Suparman film in 2025 directed by Bi Gan where a Rapeman song was blasted (Introduction by Limey Wanker D.J., if anyone cares) while Suparman grapes a venezuelan woman as a critique of the US government's immigration policy; shit's crazy, I can't wait for da sequel!
Anonymous No.212970568
Decision to Sneed was terrible thoughbeit
Anonymous No.212970572
>>212969775
The dust blows forward, and the dust blows back.

>>212970398
>no coincidences in this schizo life.
And, in turn, Sonic Youth have an album inspired by Burroughs, featuring one of his paintings on the cover, NYC Ghosts & Flowers.
>And we're all oreos here.
SHO-NUFF!
Anonymous No.212970605
>>212955397
I used to get these for free everyday when I worked summer jobs on the coast. Absolutely fucking delicious.
Anonymous No.212970786 >>212970898
Fifteen select Japanese filmmakers and how likely they used the hard-R in private, ranked from least likely to most likely.
>Yasujiro Ozu
>Kon Ichikawa
>Akira Kurosawa
>Masaki Kobayashi
>Yoshishige Yoshida
>Keisuke Kinoshita
>Toshio Matsumoto
>Kenji Mizoguchi
>Takeshi Kitano
>Mikio Naruse
>Shohei Imamura
>Nagisa Oshima
>Sion Sono
>Seijun Suzuki
>Nobuhiko Obayashi
Source: a study I've done
>>212970494
THE HATED CHINEEEEEEEEE
SMOKE OOOPIUM
Anonymous No.212970898
>>212970786
I don't think any of them spoke english though, most of those guys probably didn't even know the word existed. I don't think your so called "study" is trustworthy.
Anonymous No.212970934
Imma say it.
Anonymous No.212970947 >>212971030 >>212971350 >>212971390
Kyle stopped posting and thread is good and fun now
Anonymous No.212971030
>>212970947
I've continued posting all thread long. I mog you even when you can't see me, and yet the women keep mirin'. I'm an idea.
Anonymous No.212971187 >>212971323
>>212969314
>pic
i memeber...
Anonymous No.212971323 >>212971564
>>212969314
>>212971187
I need more from where those came from
Anonymous No.212971350
>>212970947
No it's not.
Anonymous No.212971390 >>212971810 >>212972835
>>212970947
Kyle doesn't actually want to talk about films, his war with 'fufags is just a smokescreen for his need for the thread to be about him.
Anonymous No.212971424
got a massive headache, no kino for me tonight :(
Anonymous No.212971484
Sarah Gadon
Anonymous No.212971564 >>212971584 >>212971599 >>212971711 >>212972008
>>212971323
i'm too lazy to upload them one at a time so heres all the ones i have
https://gofile.io/d/UnmPa2
Anonymous No.212971584
>>212971564
Cartel link.
Anonymous No.212971599 >>212971615
>>212971564
Is that meant to be Rosenbaum? idgi
Anonymous No.212971615
>>212971599
Yeah that's Rosenbaum. No idea who's the other freak.
Anonymous No.212971667 >>212972008
lmao
Anonymous No.212971711 >>212972008
>>212971564
forgot this one sorry
Anonymous No.212971810 >>212971831
>>212971390
I don't really care. Btw, you waifufags idiots are extremely egotistical.
Anonymous No.212971831 >>212971885
>>212971810
>I uhhhh don't care o algo that's why I bitched and cried for a month straight
Anonymous No.212971885 >>212971934
>>212971831
Hahaha, so you're a teenager after all? Bro, I'm the puppetmaster.
Anonymous No.212971934 >>212971951
>>212971885
Why aren't you posting in your /alt/ thread, you fat tranny? Came running back to the 'fuchad general after all...
Anonymous No.212971951 >>212971972
>>212971934
I baked both threads, I play both sides; for me, life is a game.
Anonymous No.212971959 >>212972041
Evening Gadonbros
Anonymous No.212971972 >>212972014
>>212971951
Thanks for the Charlottebake then, Charlottebro.
Anonymous No.212972008
>>212971564
>>212971667
>>212971711
this site used to have culture...
Anonymous No.212972014
>>212971972
No problem, my underage "friend".
Anonymous No.212972041
>>212971959
Evening Gadonbro

What Sarah Gadon kinos are we watching tonight?
Anonymous No.212972127 >>212972156 >>212972159
Last night I dreamt Sarah Gadon was being BLACKED (and eagerly about it) and I was filming the whole thing with a handheld camera and Greg Lansky was seething at me because he wanted to film it himself.
Anonymous No.212972156
>>212972127
Sarah Gadon would never do that
Anonymous No.212972159
>>212972127
i'd watch that
Anonymous No.212972466 >>212972552 >>212972761 >>212972795 >>212973060
Anonymous No.212972545 >>212972585 >>212972694
I'm trying to find a movie but I'm kind of hazy on the details. I think the trailer came out a year or 2 ago so either it's fairly recent or coming soon, but it had something to do with the protag being a doctor but also secretly a serial killer, or he was hunting a serial killer I can't remember. Pretty sure it was either Korean or Japanese, and had heavy I Saw the Devil vibes. Any guesses at what it might have been?
Anonymous No.212972552
>>212972466
I was watching this film earlier today and liked everything until the part where he paid a tgirl to penetrate him... wtf?
Anonymous No.212972568
great camera, amazing lightning and striking shadows because of it. the over the shoulder viewpoints were pretty damn cool and the movie communicated a lot of emotions through just the visuals. ironically i think it would be even better on a second viewing, because the disturbing scenes didnt just disturb the character, but myself as well. as an avid viewer, the progression is somewhat predictable, but i cant fault the movie for being straight and true. if anything i enjoyed it as well. i dont think i've seen any other rock hudson movies and will seek some out in the future.
Anonymous No.212972585 >>212972799
>>212972545
Try /hor/.
Anonymous No.212972694 >>212972799
>>212972545
Try /alt/.
Anonymous No.212972741
where my gay rude boys at
Anonymous No.212972761 >>212973060
>>212972466
Rosanna Arquette was so hot in this
Anonymous No.212972795 >>212972849 >>212972986
I have the urge to rewatch Alita and Avatar. I hope Avatar 2 re-releases in theatres this year because I didn't get the chance to see it during le coof and I don't want to see it for the first time on my television set.

I'm aware that I've become shook that the Bresson journey is nearly over and I'm postponing fate by watching other mobies...

Listening to BITCHES BREW and my word this album is long as heck.

>tfw thread baleeted so I can repost my Phoebs pic
Anon found this ONE WEIRD TRICK to create renewable Phoebeposting energy and doctors HATE him.

>>212972466
Marty adapted one of my fav Kafka short stories in this (the one where the guard stops the guy from passing the gate). IMO Griffin Dunne should have just stayed with Teri Garr and listened to her Monkees records. She was cute and guest starred in Star Trek.
Anonymous No.212972799
>>212972585
Thanks.
>>212972694
For nothing.
Anonymous No.212972835 >>212972896
>>212971390
Trvke
Anonymous No.212972849 >>212972986
>>212972795
>should have just stayed with Teri Garr
I wouldn't have gotten past Linda Fiorentino.
Anonymous No.212972854 >>212972919
>>212952359
if that was my mother, I'd stop talking to her
Anonymous No.212972860
One is a genius, the other's insane
Anonymous No.212972896 >>212972916
>>212972835
But I've been here all night, lil bro, so what's up with those claims? The evidence stands accusing YOU.
Anonymous No.212972897
>>212952359
Dont the children understand. She's an artist! She's creating art! They should be proud!
Anonymous No.212972916 >>212972959
>>212972896
t. whiner
Anonymous No.212972919
>>212972854
>he doesn't know

Anon, your mom is queen of the oreos in the arthouse circuit. Locarno would be like George C Scott at the end of Hardcore for you.
Anonymous No.212972957 >>212973040
>>212972843
>>212972932
Howling
Anonymous No.212972959
>>212972916
But it looks like you're lying, Gadonbro, so tell us how it is.
Anonymous No.212972986 >>212973119 >>212973356
>>212972795
https://youtu.be/lAihbVbf8xM

>>212972849
>Fiorentino later had a relationship with Los Angeles private investigator Anthony Pellicano, in the period leading to his 2008 trial and conviction, in Los Angeles, on multiple felony charges. While Pellicano was being investigated, Fiorentino also dated former Federal Bureau of Investigation agent Mark Rossini, which law enforcement officials said was her attempt to assist Pellicano's defense.[47] According to prosecutors, Fiorentino told Rossini that she was researching a screenplay based on Pellicano's case. Rossini conducted searches of government computers for information related to the case and passed the results to Fiorentino,[48] who then handed the files over to Pellicano's lawyers in a failed effort to help Pellicano avoid a 15-year prison sentence.[47] Rossini pleaded guilty to illegally accessing FBI computers and resigned from the FBI.[47]
Anonymous No.212973040
>>212972957
No, it's not The Wailing either, it was
>>212972955
Anonymous No.212973060
>>212972761
>>212972466

Rosanna Arquette played Sarah Gadon's mother in the film Octavio Is Dead.
Anonymous No.212973071 >>212973182
>>212968934
Sauce ?
Anonymous No.212973103
I want to bake but I'm out of flour...
Anonymous No.212973119 >>212973356 >>212973387
>>212972986
>Sonic Youth x Sharrock link up

Are /film/ threads warping reality? Are we like that child in the twlight zone who turns the people into the jack in the box when he's seething? Do we have the power to KILL Tim Burton, Christopher Nolan and Wes Anderson?
Anonymous No.212973147
Gadonfag would send freaks flying at the six degrees of kevin bacon olympics. He'd come in first place. He'd be the Gretzky of that sport.
Anonymous No.212973182
>>212973071
Looks like one of Lubitsch's silents
Anonymous No.212973197
>>212952359
It's crazy that she fucks her father and they choose to taunt her children because she was in a movie with two black guys. It really shows you how racist french society is
Anonymous No.212973231 >>212973257 >>212973274
My bake is prepared for launch.
Anonymous No.212973257 >>212973268 >>212973381
>>212973231
Hope it's antiwaifufag coded.
Anonymous No.212973268
>>212973257
I hope it's about staging and cinematography
Anonymous No.212973274
Funniest /film/ thread in a while

>>212973231
NUCLEAR WARHEADS READY TO STRIKE
THIS WORLD IS SO FUCKED
LET'S END IT TONIGHT
Anonymous No.212973276
>>212960799
It's really just sexploitation and that faggot had the gall to claim it was a metaphor to political trials. You were one of the dirty commies responsible for those trials you piece of shit.
Anonymous No.212973327 >>212973382 >>212974119 >>212975718
>>212973312

>>212973312


>>212973312
Anonymous No.212973352
>>212968210
Looks kinda like jacky cheung here
Anonymous No.212973356
>>212972986
Yeah, i've read about that, it killed her career, too bad.

>>212973119
That's his in memoriam episode, pretty cool of them to do it, the main theme for that show is one of my favourite guitar pieces.
Anonymous No.212973381 >>212973400
>tfw someone's posts got deleted so now i look like an earlysneed

>>212973257
The Roman empire has retvrned brother
Anonymous No.212973382 >>212973468
>>212973327
Too soon.
Anonymous No.212973387
>>212973119
I thought Sharrock made a brief appearance on Bitches' Brew, but I was thinking of the Jack Johnson album.
Anonymous No.212973400
>>212973381
What are you talking about, K?
Anonymous No.212973468
>>212973382
Trop tard.
Anonymous No.212974119
>>212973327
We're not even at bump limit. Why did you bake so early?
Anonymous No.212974190
UP LIKE TRUMP
Anonymous No.212974203 >>212974369
Bump
Anonymous No.212974369 >>212974411
>>212974203
there's no need to bump a thread where posts have been deleted. it already hit the bump limit.
Anonymous No.212974411
>>212974369
don't caare. Gonna bump anyways
bump
Anonymous No.212974423 >>212974441
Lets keep on discussing films like we always do.
Anonymous No.212974441
>>212974423
Lets discuss Fort Apache. What did you think about it?
Anonymous No.212974545
SHE WILL NEVER DIE
Anonymous No.212974558
END.
Anonymous No.212974577
Fight Son Goku, Win Son Goku
Anonymous No.212975718
>>212973327
>one hour and 45 minutes ago
Anonymous No.212975727
Goodnight to my dear mistress. I'll miss you!
Anonymous No.212976002
DON'T STOP-
Anonymous No.212976139
>>212952287 (OP)
am i evil for not talking about films i enjoy on here? I don't want them gaining any traction, I want to be able to email the directors and get responses.