>Batman: Clark, why do you have DIE HUMANS DIE lasered on your chest?
>Murderman: Nooooo, that's German. For THE HUMANS THE!

>>212952624 (OP)
>Yikes...All these people...*yawn*...You know, sometimes I forget these lowly human retards aren't explosion-proof like me...

>Murderman, my grandpa has dementia and wandered off... c-can you please find him?!
Murderman finds the confused old man wandering around a street over in his dressing gown
>I'LL TAKE YOU IN WITHOUT BREAKING YOU, WHICH IS MORE THAN YOU DESERVE
>Huh, wha who are y- where am I? Leave me alone, aaah
>STAY DOWN! IF I WANTED IT YOU'D BE DEAD ALREADY!

>"I'm keeping my eye on you, Lex. Oh whoops, how clumsy. I've dropped this files, of when we raided Brainiac's archives last year and got information on his alien scientific experiments. Genetically engineered monsters"
>"...Okay" says Lex
>"Boy Lex, it would sure be a shame if you looked over these files and learned from them with your photographic memory to then replicate the results and unleash one of these alien abominations on a city. They'd kill so many people and the collateral damage I'd cause in stopping them would be huge! A skyscraper would fall, maybe several. Thousands dead..."
>"..."
>"BUT good thing I'm not gonna let you read the file! I'm taking it with me... after I take a fly around the city. Peaceful night sky. I'll be back in one hour. DON'T read that file now, Lex!"

>>212952624 (OP)
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>>212952694
So much faggot cope! One blogger went through great lengths, loops of cope about what Donner wanted and what Donner said. None of which is CANON! Richard Lester had Superman killing Zod.

Gigachad "Murderman" > S.oy Bitch Jobberman

>>212953157
>Thank you human filth. In my new world order, you shall be a house slave. The supporters of my enemies - those sanctimonious 'heroes' like Batman, Darkseid, Zod, and Lex Luthor - shall toil in the mines.

>>212952909
>None of which is CANON!
just like snyder cut.
josstice league is canon

>>212953561
>CANON
That reminds me, I need to test my new planet-killer cannon out on Mars. Bye bye to your homeworld, J'onn.

>>212952624 (OP)
No one who speaks german could be an evil man.

Your movie flopped gunnjeet

Hey, Superman, remember the 2008 recession?

I guess your superpowers weren't able to stop that crisis. Is that why your movie was so grim and hopeless?

So bascially Snyderman, since the military is featured so heavily in your movie, does that mean you're supposed to somehow function or stand for the embodiment that America is supposed to represent? And the military essentially just serves you?

That's pretty gay and lame, because you basically are Christian science, and you get a sense upon further inspection that you really just serve to represent Snyders fragile male ego.

300, was pretty much fascist, so does that mean the rest of your work has fascist undertones?

American fascism is lame.

Snyderman basically is like a God who feels removed from the rest of humanity like he isn't really sure if they're worth saving. Everyone is bascially like a pion or an ant to you.

You know, even though it's supposed to be Christian, it doesn't sound very Christian at all.