Thread 212957252

*interrupts your priest joke*
>DON'T YOU MEAN PUBLIC SCHOOL TEACHERS YOU STUPID FUCKING WOKETARD?!?

>>212957252 (OP)
Seethe for me troon. America has chosen fascism.

Is there a gorilla in here or what?

>>212957252 (OP)
the priest joke was done
and yes, more people need to know about the fact that public schools have much more child molestation than your average church

joking that priests rapes kids is so boring and contrived now. South park was saying priest jokes were overdone fucking ten years ago.

>>212957400
I dress like this and I look like this but I don't say this

>>212957252 (OP)
yeah. He's got a point.

>>212957436
>>212957373
You're so raped.

>>212957252 (OP)
Nick was never funny

>DONT MAKE FUN OF PRIESTS!!!
how do you become this retarded?

>>212957572
Unironically believe conservatism is the new counter culture.

>>212957252 (OP)
Nick has the samw vibe as the dumb kid in high school who hates the teacher because they actually made them read a book

>>212957660
Nah bro, Nick was always the smartest kid in the school, he just knew homework was beneath him so he never tried.

>>212957660
true kek

>>212957678
uh nah. that's sam and charls. except they're not as smart as they think they are

>>212957660
Nick and Sam have shit on books multiple times on the podcast that they themselves admit they haven't read a word of. Nick is at least honest about his illiteracy but Sam wants to be this literary tastemaker (dude this F-tier sci fi that Charls told me to read is the best book ever!) but his taste is shit and he's way too closed-minded and just plain retarded to have any speck of authority as a literary critic or tastemaker.

>>212957748
>shit on books
>shit on nature
so what do they even like?

dont forget him seething on pgl making fun of harlands dumbguy act yet laughing when he was with harland in person

>>212957252 (OP)
I mean, I've heard the priest joke before.

>>212957766
It seems they REALLY REALLY like acting out explicitly pornographic homosexual fantasies and then pretending they're "jokes."

>>212957572
What, did your daddy make you go to church?

>>212957807
god damnit man. i would agree with you if you could cool off for a few years and learn not to type like an overly emotional fag. you make every post of yours so god damn obvious. you need a magnesium supplement or some shit

>>212957789
nicks has basic social skills, sam not so much.

nick and charls should start their own podcast. have on some high profile jewish comedians and become welcomed into the elite podcast sphere. they'll be worth 100 mil before 2030.

sam is truly the anchor around their neck but do they have the will to become great?

>>212957748
Sam did recommend Gene Wolf's work, which is top tier scifi, so I have to give props for that

>DON'T YOU MEAN PUBLIC SCHOOL TEACHERS YOU STUPID FUCKING WOKETARD?!?
Based

>>212957864
>obvious
In what sense? I don't know what you're talking about

>>212957252 (OP)
don't you mean rabbis you public school teacher...

>>212957766
jacking off
fast food
bullying old people
nicotine
farting
saying curse words
playing skyrim sometimes
the mortal kombat soundtrack
rolex watches
expensive cars

>>212957864
hey sam love your work. you big crazy genius you

>>212957766
>>shit on books
>>shit on nature
This is genuinely a niggerish mindset. No wonder people call them wiggerts.

>>212957252 (OP)
Nosey!

Why is Sam so clayzy?

>instead of playing off the joke and sequeing it into a jew/ teacher jab, just shuts it down like they're triggered
It really is funny seeing the right-wing become what they hated.

>>212957807
Not fair, that's all chuds.

wheres the thread

>does a priest rape joke because he knows Sam recently started spouting that he believed in Christian ideology
>sam immediately goes for the "no it was a rabbi" (christians' #1 allies are the jews, they are the chosen people after all), proving his "christianity" is an absolute grift
>nick throws in an interesting, true fact
>harland, unperturbed, continues with the joke

The only retard in this exchange was Sam Hyde, a man who cannot go two seconds without thinking about jews and jeets. Fucking buck broken by the tiny hat men and street shitters, is there anything more pathetic?

>>212957252 (OP)
take it easy man

>>212958111
lol

>>212958175
Why did he even start the Christian stuff? Seems late to the party.

>>212957766
this is one of the weird things about sam. he shits on sports and books and all sorts of shit but then what he's actually into is like cars, lifting weights, being antisemitic on the internet, watches... its all just entertainment.

also the race realist shit is gay af. he even turned to being against swedish people now because he thinks they're genetically not racist enough, and this somehow links into tim heidecker being potentially swedish or from an area of the country that is too swedish for sams liking. fucking clown ass. also he hates jews for their love of money and degeneracy but he's entirely into cryptocurrencies and all sorts of financial schemes, has a shitty relationship with his family and isnt' married... he's a jewish degenerate just projecting all his own problems in the classic fashion.

>>212957509
Kraics keep their Bacardi.

>GOY means big cock
....

>>212958910
IRL equivalent of gigachad posting. Fucking based.

Nice tranny thread you got there, shame if something would happen to it.

>>212957602
This faggotry right here is why the left is losing
You're incapable of viewing the world through any lens outside of counter culture, punk, satire and irony
No conservative is doing it as a counter culture flex
Following traditional values isn't counter culture
They just aren't ignoring you faggot hipsters

>>212957935
>>212958007
Christmas Example

>>212959016
it could get raped like Sam

>>212959037
>No conservative is doing it as a counter culture flex
Nigger, this entire website has been doing exactly that for a goddamn decade as well as coining that gay fucking rhetoric that "conservative is the new punk". Own up to your own cringe.

>>212957400
You got janny'd the last time you posted that image

>>212958175
>is there anything more pathetic?
Yes, avatarfagging with tranimals

>>212959162
>>212959214
No Ivan, liking animals is not trans behaviour.
Yes Ivan, we know Scam Hyde is one of your assets.

I think shitting on nick and sam gets the mde fanboys more riled up than anything

>>212959220
>>212959245
>8 times

>>212957572
He’s no saying don’t make fun of priests, he’s saying the priest rape jokes are old and overplayed and if you want to make a joke about people in positions of power raping kids why not make a new joke about how teachers rape kids a lot too and change it up for once. But if course you take it as never make fun of Oreos ya because you’re a direction brained retard

>>212959280
Yes Ivan, people can repost images.
No Ivan, that doesn't mean we're raiding.

>>212959245
I knew it was the same schizo

>>212959314
>>212959317
>756 times

No Ivan, don't bother praying to G-d before I kill you.
Yes Ivan, all Russians go to Hell.

IS THAT A FUCKING KEEBLER ELF COOKIE?

>>212957436
>public school """molestation"""
>hot 20-something female teacher bangs a 16 y.o. jock stud
>((((church))) molestation
>60-something closeted creepazoid anally rapes an 8 y.o. alter boy in the confessional booth
Yes, yes these are very similar occurences and very comparable indeed

>>212957252 (OP)
OP is jewish.

So the /pol/schizo who thinks searching through the archives is a gotcha is also a MDE fanboy? Somehow I'm not surprised.

>>212959060
???

>>212959501
>over 1,000 times

I don't know what an MDE is, big fan of MDMA tho

>>212959492
mexican actually

>>212957810
>did your dad let you become a raped bitch like Sam Hyde?
Thankfully not

>>212958330
>he even turned to being against swedish people now because he thinks they're genetically not racist enough
Which is retarded because before US got involved in swedish politics post WWII swedish social democrats casual takes made most nazis uncomfortable.

he got banned for excusing one type of child rape over the other lmao

>>212959131
this is not a conservative website.

>>212957252 (OP)
There are roughly 38k priests in the US
And there are 3.24 million public school teachers

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I WONDER WHY SCHOOL TEACHERS MOLESTS "MORE" THAN PRIESTS

>>212959999
Because the education department is 98% democrats

>being a right wing sjw is cool
great comedy

>>212960145
comedy?

>>212960179
Child rape is not funny

>>212959314
>Akshually, you're the shill, Russian bot
Absolutely mindraped. What's your soul worth

>tranny janny deletes post pointing out that public school molestation is nothing more than horny teens banging university student aged teachers while priest molestation is always closeted old gays sodomizing children
very curious. the fact remains that the joke just doesn't work when you replace priests with teachers.

who's this fat old loser?

>>212960237
>/pol/ is le rude so that means I have the right to rape children
Did you get lost on the way to /co/mblr?

>>212960284
>complete non-sequiter
Mind broken

>>212960307
You are a pedophile

>>212957252 (OP)
link?

>>212957252 (OP)
>conservatism is when you simp for papists

>>212960317
t. mentally and physically raped bitch

>>212957252 (OP)
why are atheistroons pretending they were blubbering it out as a cope. they handled it perfectly and spot on. that sad, all christians are priests but only some are called to be pastors

>>212960386
>>212960396
You are a pedophile

remember sam, you manifested this fanbase, you put this upon yourself, with all of your bad juju and negativity

>>212960413
Your christian soccer mom shtick doesn't work when your idea of entertainment is watching a 40 year old man suck off a penis to completion. Stay raped.

>>212959305
While this is true, you gotta be able to play it off in a funny way ie like an actual comedian would do
The problem with the podcast is that Sam and his crew would say shit while obviously seething and not even try to spin it into a joke, even if it was unfunny as shit they didn't even try

>>212960444
>>212960469
You are a pedophile

>>212960469
>Stay raped.
jeez, guy. do ya hear the words you're sayin? c'mon now.

>>212960496
>mind broken trauma loop posting
grim

>>212959305
lol so what? what is this shit now the super edgy dipshits flipping tables and sucking dildos on camera are now mad about priest jokes? maybe life is a simulation

>>212960521
You are a pedophile

To all the chuds out there

Be a good human

That's all

Don't you mean Republicans?
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2025/3/24/2312324/-Republican-Sexual-Predators-Abusers-and-Enablers-Pt-55

sam hyde buckbroke trannies into making fun of rape

Mirth.

>>212960708
very christian. jesus would love it

>>212960696
>everyone who criticizes my daddy is a tumblr caricature of a leftist

>>212960708
ahaha fuckin nerd

once this season is done charls is never coming back

>>212960708
>>212960746
>8 times
>phoneposter

>>212960593
They hate this phrase because deep down they know they aren't the selfless saviours of Western Civilization they think they are. They are not motivated by heroism but by spite and revenge-fueled paranoia.

>>212959640
>I don't know what an MDE is
Then why do you keep coming to their defense?
>>212960782

>>212960812
so the self-proclaimed christian edgelord comedian's degen fanbase is getting mad at "be a good human"?

:'-DDDD lol the fuuuug

>>212960848
OP was being a raging lefty retard
Who are these people and why is he so fixated on them?

>>212960763
If you can't tell this was all a Charls led and written sketch you're a fraud.

>>212960900
Don't act like you don't know.

>>212957871
Did I make this up or did Dasha go from Commie to Chud?

>>212960949
I don't
You do for some weird reason since you seem to miserable following them

>>212960782
Schizo, no one on /tv/ is offended by rape jokes.

>>212961066
>east coast timezone

>>212960407
>all christians are priests but only some are called to be pastors
What the actual fuck are you talking about?

>>212960998
Learn some basic English before you start shilling.

>>212960746
yea when you type like that

>>212960407
>they handled it perfectly and spot on.
They forgot to be funny, though.

>>212961737
>leftie turns to racism when he doesn't get his way
Ebin

>>212961240
royal priesthood vs the pastorate

>>212961266
I feel bad for Nick.

>>212961800
i laughed hard tho

>>212961862
Only because they're your friends and saying things you agree with.

>>212957436
The rates are comparable, the difference is teachers are actually necessary and theres no systemic coverups of teachers touching kids, they simply go to prison.

>>212961912
>nooo dont laugh at funny stuff >:(
i wish i was paid to be here like you

>>212959999
Whoah, it's more per capita, you are still wrong, almost like you assumed it was priests in a unscientific and biased way, because you are retarded.

>/pol/ is le rude so I should have the right to rape children
Literally every time

>>212961915
>teachers are necessary
yea for trooning kids

>>212962015
Explain for the folks at home what was funny about it.

>>212962126
I only know that the orange man says this

>>212962145
Have you ever met a homeschooled kid? They're barely functional

>>212962145
And now central banks are the most powerful tool of capitalism. Lenin was a fucking retard

>>212957252 (OP)
statistically (science) speaking science has killed more humans than religion, it's just science

>>212961829
The bible also says Jesus is the shepherd and we are his flock, that doesn't mean humans are literally sheep.

>>212957572
Sam is grifting Christians now, so he needs to defend them.

>>212960993
yes her and her podcast friend got fundings from Thiel to tap in the zillenial/zoomer women crowd

>>212957252 (OP)
>>212957387
*has a panic attack*

>>212960993
Peter Thiel is buying influence.

>dont forget about the public school teachers
>yea selling insurance
mhmm im taking notes

>>212962465
>just let the priests rape kids because liberals
Really activates the almonds.

>>212962032
the fact that its even in consideration of being about even per capita is absurd because a priest is an infinitely more specialized field and you have the literal church protecting these people.

Anyone can become a teacher

>>212963068
>>212963116
>ORANGE MAN BAD, TEACHERS DESERVE TO RAPE KIDS
the fuck is wrong with liberals?

oh ok so mde just panders to these faggots crying about teachers molesting kids kek well hey, if it pays the bills. pay up piggies

>>212963189
teachers that rape kids should be killed
so should priests. It's dishonest to pretend that more teachers rape more kids when there are millions of more of them, if we had millions more priests it'd be the same.

Difference being that there's no institution protecting teacher pedophiles, the church does however protect pedophiles.

>>212963283
>teachers unions

>>212962618
You got janny'd the first time you posted that image

>>212963311
post proof that they protect teacher pedos on a big scale like the church, not talking one instance of a teacher not losing their job.

>>212963460
>ORANGE MAN BAD, TEACHERS DESERVE TO RAPE KIDS
the fuck is wrong with liberals?

>>212959371
damn what a fuckin loser

>>212963467
so you don't have proof? Alright

Incapable of honest discourse, always arguing in bad faith. Classic shit with you guys.

>>212962687
You people have way too much fucking spare time

>>212963537
You've ban-evaded at least 3 times in this very thread, evaded a permaban mind you

everyone is this thread is retarded

finally got around to watch the idubzzz beef vid
it was so underwhelming, like the first 5 minutes are funny when they go through their ideas to dab on him and then you realize they execute none of them
fucking nothingburger

>>212963695
Yea I feel that way as well. I guess it's a real gorilla nest in all of Sam's circles right now

>>212958175
>harland, unperturbed
You keep saying this, so I went to look at the video and the parts I saw this Harland guy looks terrified. Never heard of him before. Is he your stand in for a "strong guy" against the big bad Sam Hyde?

here's the priest rape joke you ordered

>>212960812
You've wasted the past 10 years trying to force ordinary middle aged people to accept peter pan men in dresses and importing third world retards. They could put on a clown costume and promise free ice cream for breakfast every day they'd still be doing better than you.

>>212957881
The New Sun is confusing to read, I don't know why.