Thread 212957909

Are you looking forward to Predator Badlands?

>>212957909 (OP)
I can sense the spamniggers rising with this FOTM slop

>>212957909 (OP)
The new albino predator looks HIDEOUS

>>212957909 (OP)
Is that the Ukrainian Sith chick from Ahsoka?

so anyway, yeah, I really want Elle Fanning to finish deep inside of me

>>212957909 (OP)
nah i don't watch modernslop nor do i simp for mid zoomer bitches

>>212957978
No, that was Ivanna Sakhno.

>>212957909 (OP)
>Are you looking forward to Predator Badlands?

>>212957909 (OP)
I'll probably go see it in theaters yeah, looks okay and I have Elle mania after playing death stranding 2

so am I right in thinking she spends majority of movie just a torso with no feet???

HARD FUCKING PASS

>>212958494
Worst fetish haver.

>>212957909 (OP)
>Are you looking forward to Predator Badlands?

...I'll wait for streaming like all other modern movies....

Fuck Theaters.

>>212958753
Modern movies are only good in theaters, I understand the principal of not wanting to pay for them but why even watch them at all then? They suck even more at home

>>212957909 (OP)
>My wife Elle
Oh my oh my methinks I will have to watch this flicky!

>>212958807
Oh anon I think there has been a mistake. Elle is in fact MY wife.

>>212958494
>so am I right in thinking she spends majority of movie just a torso with no feet???
Also making quips

>>212958800
>Modern movies are only good in theaters,

Or with a $3,000 OLED screen with a 7.1 surround sound set up at home. Paying $15 for a month of subscriptions.

As opposed to paying $200 for the night, and putting up with skank-teenagers and loud mouth negros who can't understand that the actors on the screen can't hear them..... while suffering through a badly made movie chalked up with woke-shit propaganda.....

I'm guessing the predator is the director's self insert and this quirky robot is his waifu.

>>212958961
yes but its the lack of tootsie toes and soles that is the issue

>>212958982
you ironically sounds like a huge consoomer tard, how the fuck does it cost you $200?

>>212959028
>I'm guessing the director is a real human being

>>212959117
>how the fuck does it cost you $200?

Admission for me and whoever I bring, snacks and drink.... it adds up.

>>212957909 (OP)
No. The Predator looks fucking awful and apparently it was not just for the marketing, and Elle Fanning is boring.

>>212959153
>$5 movie tuesdays
>sneak in shooters and candy in a purse

>>212959290
>>$5 movie tuesdays
>>sneak in shooters and candy in a purse


>putting up with skank-teenagers and loud mouth negros

>>212958847
Oh no my dear sir I think not, for I am quite certain that Elle is MY wife, and that is that! And if you intend to pursue this further then prithee raise your fists and let us have at thee! For Elle is my wife and I dare my life to prove it

I for one love Elle Fanning and her cankles but I don’t think she’s good of enough of an actress to have all the dialogue for a movie. Maybe they thought it could work because she’s a robot??

>>212957909 (OP)
When I saw the trailer was out I was going to take a screenshot of this exact same moment and use it in the OP. Why is that?

>>212958807
>>212958847

>>212959477

Somebody in this world, at some point or the other, has had THIS exact POV
>>212957909 (OP)

APOLOGIZE

>>212957909 (OP)
Nah it looks like capeshit

>>212957909 (OP)
I don't know. Does El Fanny get her bobbins out? My answer to your question is the same as your answer to mine.

>>212957909 (OP)
Monke.

>Elle Fanning robot
>No legs, feet or puss.

Madness.

>>212957909 (OP)
Looks like cape-slop. Why did they crossover these 2 horror IPs?

why would they remove her legs for a movie

>>212960558
>Why did they crossover these 2 horror IPs?
Because the crossover has been making them money for 35 years you dipshit

>>212957909 (OP)
can someone make a webm of this moment in the trailer? it was pretty weird for some reason lol

https://youtu.be/43R9l7EkJwE?si=CxX2ofnOQrgmxS3p&t=44

>>212957909 (OP)
unironically yes, it looks fun

Yes, my cock is ready(not in theaters of course)

i thought there were supposed to be two versions of Elle in this?

>>212961086
Why does he look so derpy?

>nigger alien from space with a fucked up make up
>sequel to a sequel to a sequel...
>main lead is a woman

that's three no

>>212961144
Probably are, look at her throughout the trailer. The damage to her skin is in different areas, so there is probably more than one. They even show multiple of that male model show up there at one point in the trailer as well

i love elle so i will be seated

even though her voice over is awful

>>212957909 (OP)
I knew I'd seen a similar thing before.

>>212962514
red monkey

>>212957909 (OP)
Doesn't even look like she'll have her lower half for most of the flick. Afraid that's a hard pass for me, dog.

>>212957909 (OP)
Just saw the trailer
> stupid teenage looking predator
> not even 20 seconds in 90 lb girl saves a predator

That's where I stopped I shall not be watching this

>>212962607
It's a robot. I think this will be the first predator film with no humans in it.

>>212962732
It's still retarded looking

>>212957909 (OP)
>ywn wake up and see this staring down at you
what's the point, God? why put me through this hell

>>212962801
>>212957909 (OP)
Not to be a coomer but in the trailer during this part it’s like she’s coming up after finishing you while giving head

>>212957909 (OP)
The new preview looks like shit. bad humor like Marvel

>>212963168
imagine she tried to make out with you after doing that ew haha

>>212957909 (OP)
Looking forward to Girl Boss Movie part 947585937? No definitely not.

>>212962607
So I'm not the only one.

>>212963168
>All the squishy hacking sounds.

I think you caught something the director tried to sneak by us.

>>212959808

I'm sorry you were created in the woke era and ended up being a retarded nigger predator that easily got his ass handed to him by a tiny girl
Was that good?

>>212962607
When are they going to retire this stupid trope? EVER??

>>212963168
>>212963454
this is canon now

>>212963743
whats her mum look liek?

>>212957909 (OP)
no

>>212958982
>paying for streams

>>212958982
>all this showboating about your setup
>paying for low bitrate streams

Get this poor nigga out of here. 4K blurays ONLY faggot.

>>212963985
Can predators mate with humans....? Humaoid robots....?

>>212963862
.

>>212963743
............that's a man......................

>>212964017
No. Implying that's not my PoV tho.

>>212957909 (OP)
When you whip it out…

>>212963743
Best ass in the biz!

>>212963862
>>212963985
>>212964021
>>212964072
Based anons. It’s even better with sound with her breathing out. Lame that /tv/ doesn’t allow sound

>>212957936
Have the marketing funds been allocated?

>>212964154
Would tongue punch for sure

>>212964159
That director knew what he was doing. I will now watch your slop.

>>212964154
Robots aren’t allowed to have fat asses

>>212963985
>>212964021
>>212964072

with all the AI slop going around.... can't draw on some cum strings on that mouth of hers?

>>212963983
>4K blurays ONLY
lmao seriously? you don't need that much, you want that much. lossless 480p is all you really need.

>>212964072
>spooge drips from her mouth onto the camera

Its a buddy comedy movie?

>>212961144
>i thought there were supposed to be two versions of Elle in this?
The casting call didnt mention her being a synthetic at all, so it could be that the two Elles are just different personalities in one synthetic. Like Andy in Romolus where he gets the Weyland upgrade that changes his personality from a dumb idiot into being smart and capable.

>our girl is finally becoming a big mainstream actress
you lost smilesly trannytrip

>>212964432
the scars are different, there are two robots and she plays both

>>212957909 (OP)
is that chloe moretz?

>>212964454
ive liked her since super8

I’m more excited for Sentimental Value which won a big award at Cannes this year. That means we will get Elle at the Oscars this year

>>212961189
because he's black

Elle has a weird voice that it’s off putting on movies. Like I’m sure it’s very pleasant to speak to in person but in movies it comes off bizarre and like she’s a shitty actress. I can’t really explain

>>212964973
exactly the same as this one :

She is really nice and looks like a fun character but no.
I will fast forward to her scenes only and the twist in the end. I don't care at all about this African Predator world in this.

>>212965182
Nah I like Anya’s voice. There’s something weird about Elle’s. Maybe she has an accent

https://youtu.be/BSnPkOM-38M?si=tWM3rs8tmYEGpMp-

>>212965279
>elle waiting for me on our date

>>212965279
she looks lithe and soft, very nice

>>212965313
>>212965334
So soft bros, wtf. I can't take it anymore.

She cute and movie looks cool, good enough for me

>>212957909 (OP)
I would like to predate her badlands

>>212965376
nah, all women are whores and bitches, your fantasy is the only place where theY are nice

>>212957909 (OP)
100% and for Aliens V Predator: Dawn of Justice in the near future.

I lost a little respect for her when she walked through the entirety of LAX barefoot

>>212960818
Lmao, wtf is she wearing?

>>212957909 (OP)
This movie looks white woman + nigger coded.

>>212965622
Something from your dreams?

>>212965570
why tho?

>>212965622
18th century dress code was ''different''
>Lmao, wtf is she wearing? XDDDD
retarded zoomer

Alien lifts up Predator. Predator adds nothing to Alien.

>>212965933
Alien, Predator and AvP are 3 separate franchises with 3 separate canons.

>>212957909 (OP)
Having her without legs was a dumb move imo

>>212960818
so viewers don't have to look at the disgusting cellulite

she's fine in DS2 because Kojima removes those details

>>212965985
she'll get legs from the other robot or get repaired (1st scene in the trailer)

>>212965570
Because LAX is disgusting. A quarter of a million people walk through that every day so you can imagine how dirty the floors are

>>212966304
I meant why did she do it

>black-coded predator
I'll pass. I may skip to the Elle scenes to see if she has any good ass or feet shots when she gets her legs back, other than that, nah.

Why the absolute fuck would you not give the predator the iconic mask?
Why is the "DUHHHH YOU NEED TO SEE THE MAIN CHARACTER'S FACE" boomer logic being applied to a FUCKING ALIEN

>>212966334
She said
>Feet too swollen and blistered to cram in my heels. No backup shoes in my carry on

>>212966414
bro you dont get your biomask on your first hunt. you gotta prove you can manage without it

>>212966417
Still better to cram them in for 30 minutes more until you are picked up or get a cab than to walk on the filth. How are anons supposed to dream about putting those feet in their mouths now? Rude desu.

>>212957909 (OP)
Might pirate it, but the predator design is ugly and Elle is ugly, so I will not be buying a ticket.

>>212966516
I've never simped for that bitch, but she is objectively attractive in that trailer

>>212966449
Honestly I probably still would desu

>>212966541
Yea, thats called "movie magic"

She looks like a fat pig IRL

>>212966516
i find her attractive so it's fine

I liked AVP
I want more AVP content

>>212966443
The mask looks cool. This predator looks stupid. The original Predator had him unmask at the end as a big moment to show that yes it's an ugly pissed off alien. There's no point in applying the "SEE THE CHARACTER'S FACE" logic to constantly show off the face of an insect faced alien who is literally incapable of smiling.

Holy shit nigger don't be one of those people who tries to justify retarded decisions with lore. Anything can be "justified" with lore. It doesn't make it less retarded. The guys who made AvP probably understood that better than you because the predators going off to fight xenomorphs got to wear their iconic predator gear.
The predator could take a giant liquid shit for 60 minutes of the movie's runtime and as long as it was justified with """lore""" you'd defend it.

>>212964894
yeah same here man looking forward to it premiers here the 26th of september

>>212965974
lol cope

>>212957909 (OP)
unironic black man white woman propaganda lol

>Wayland-Yutani Synth says that the Predator is seeking to kill the Apex Predator of the universe

So, they're 100% hiding that this is a stealth AvP movie, right?

That's why WY and the humans land on the planet, to retrieve it or whatever

>>212966747
https://roguereviewer.wordpress.com/2020/10/12/defining-canon-in-an-alien-world/

AVP franchise
AVP movie

>>212957909 (OP)
I will give it a shot. I like most of the pred movies

Where is her bottom half? That’s what I wanna know

>>212965985
Why is she so sassy for no reason? In the previous movies when an android is ripped in fucking half it was hard for the android.

>>212965305
>Si tracker link
Fucking stop this.

>>212960888
>unironically yes, it looks fun
Same.... I'm not expecting much. I just really like the IP. Feel the same about Alien Earth or whatever it's named. My biggest let downs are always the new oh don't worry this will be a new running franchise! Then it's canceled early before any real wrap up.
Raised by Wolves was the last one to do me dirty with it's annnnnd canceled.

>>212967445
Maybe she’s more advanced due to whenever this is set, maybe it’s because she’s a bio-weapons field unit and we haven’t seen a combat model before

>>212963901
Very plain

>>212957936
>>212964200
Nope but I am warming up to post about this
>>212964243
best robot in the world tho

>>212967622
I'm a huge fan of the franchise ever since I was a kid. I remember watching the original Predator movie whenever it was on tv (obviously no netflix at the time) and I loved how unique the predator creature was. I think subsequent directors have done a disservice to the franchise by trying to expand the lore without understanding what made the character so good in the first place. In particular, The Predator (2018) made a huge mistake by changing the nature of the predators from hunters of dangerous prey for sports into conquerors of worlds. That shit was so lame, we don't need more aliens trying to conquer Earth or anything like that. Likewise, the new animated Predator movie made a huge mistake by going against established lore of the predators showing respect to anyone who can kill one of their own and now they're kidnapping people who have done so in the past.

Having said all of that and answering the original question, will I watch the movie? Of course I will, it's my favorite franchise. Do I think it will be good? Unlikely. I don't know why they'd change the predator design, something that worked so well in the past.

Thank science the group of bad guys are all white, gun carrying males, so I know who to boo when they come on screen as they hunt the white female/black male heroes!
Oh boy I just love consuming jewish media!

Shouldn’t his vision be extremely compromised without the mask?

>>212963901
>>212967720
Most hot girls only look hot thanks to their hot dads' genes. Hot moms alone rarely produce hot daughters.

>>212968296
To be honest her grandmother by her mother was very beautiful and her aunt, the one who was a sport host is really attractive.

at least Elle's agent got her shit together. i'm sure Elle said something like "alright now that The Great is done I need good roles or you're fired"

>>212968707
holy cankles batman

>>212968296
There's something to this theory. I'm a straight man, and I'd rather fuck Ella Purnell's dad than her mum.

>>212968707
the fuck is this?

>>212968733
I love her cankles. Makes her legs look even stronger

>>212968767
Hip bone?

>>212968707
>looks like a pudgy dime a dozen girl with short legs

>>212965279
>>212963743
>looks like a goddess with sex appeal and long legs

HOW?

if AVP is about which franchise can get raped harder, predator is winning. At least Romulus had some okay moments. Predator has been utterly irredeemable since the credits at the end of the first one.

>>212969297
Jeans don’t work well on her

>>212969101
Alien, Predator, Soldier, and Blade Runner all occur in the same universe.
That's pretty fucking cool.

I wonder if Dakota is at all resentful that her career isn’t doing so great? Maybe she’s not like that and is just happy for Elle

>>212957909 (OP)
I’m looking forward to the Fourth Reich.

>>212968767
>>212969278
some people know them as gun legs
she had a big lower but lacked hips volume. it's more frequently in skinny women who grew their lower back
she might had lost weight to film Dyland's biopic

AVP is canon

I never imagined a Predator movie being waifucore incel coded but it's kino. Bravo Elle!

CGI-slop fest.

>>212957909 (OP)
Horror-slop does not get enough hate here. It has produced the biggest hacks in the last 10 years. Its only saving grace is that they do not waste as much money as capeslop.

~play her game

death stranding 2

Elle is cute!

Is The Great actually good? I realized I haven’t seen a movie with her besides Neon Demon

>>212964432
Le Negroe Magique

>>212958982
>paying

>>212966304
>imagine how dirty the floors are
Oh I am!

>>212965570
kek it's almost endearing that she doesn't care to be seen like that or to get her feet fucking filthy

>>212958704
I can think of worse fetishes

>>212974761
That's real vomit. Not only that, it is vomit that she was fighting not to puke up.
She really puked there.

>>212973326
Super 8, The Lost Room, The Beguiled are all good.

>>212957978
lmao my first thought too

she was so happy that she was finally in a good movie

>>212975359
>me on the far right getting the shot for my bros over at /tv/
even if i managed to get her, id lose her bc i couldnt resist sniffing and licking her pits, so she would get weirded out and ghost me

>>212975359
Christ what a body

>on this planet you're not The Predator™, you're the Prey™
No I will not be watching this schlock

Another movie with demons being called “aliens” to corrupt the souls of Christians that accidentally see this motion picture.

>>212975795
Wowee zowee now that’s a schizo post!

>>212963901
>>212968296

Her dad's sister is (was) hot as fuck.

>>212968296
I've seen a good amount of ugly rich bastards with hot trophy wives but mid or uggo teen daughters

>>212957909 (OP)
>elle has big round fat butt
>her lower body is missing in the movie

>>212957909 (OP)
More like Predator Bangdalesh

no but i laughed my ass off at her torso flying top speed

It has the stupidest looking predator yet. So no.

>>212967445
>>212957909 (OP)
>>212963168
>>212963862
She's clearly a sexbot, literally why would they make a cute girl synthetic and not have her be sold as a companion android waifu?

i think Dakota and Elle are making a movie together

>>212957909 (OP)
Should be a fun romp, though the chodes will take it too seriously to enjoy it.

>>212957909 (OP)
Yes

It looks like a Hideo Kojima video game. I kinda want to see it

It looks like I’ve seen this before…quirky android gf…in apocalyptic future…
AVP I watched in theaters 20 years ago i was meh. It was just OK popcorn movie. similar weyland stuff in AVP and Prometheus. They are gonna have to do some crazy surprises to make me like this. I don’t like the Predator design. It looks too human.

>>212967951
Yea my idea of the predator was more like Star Trek, where maybe they came out of hiding in space just to hunt. They are mysterious. Not supposed to have human traits, more like a lizard.
The dancing predators in Predator 2 get a pass though.

Isn't she 27 already and soon will hit the wall? Don't get me wrong, she still looks kinda cute and neotenous, but I'm afraid that 5-10 years from now she won't be looking as hot anymore.

>>212982023
Seems like a strange thing to be worrying about

>>212983505
He mustn't have blown his load for weeks, it's like custard.

>>212983336
>>212983419
>>212983505
>>212983641
>>212983801
This is the best thing on /tv/ right now

>>212983833
looks like typical slop to me

>Watch trailer
>White men with guns try come stop a black man (alien) and a white woman (android) from being together.

Really says alot about our society. This is what it's like in Trump's Milky Way Galaxy.

>>212960818
stout peasant legs

>>212957909 (OP)
I thought Elle was going to be a serious protagonist, not a wise-cracking sidekick.

>>212984665
posting AI trash should be grounds for bans

>>212957909 (OP)
I hope it flops looks woke

>>212957909 (OP)
Will pirate. Elle and the alien are both too ugly to warrant me buying a ticket.

>>212967353
I.. borrowed it. For... reasons.

>>212975425
But then he yells that he's not??

What the... hey coomers! This is a Predator thread for manly men!

>>212983505
>>212983641
>>212983846
>>212983903
>>212984156

>>212957909 (OP)
>hfw your dick

>>212960818
DAD'S MEMOIR HISTORY
IT'S BLOODY DAD'S MEMOIR HISTORY

"MY LITTLE PET HAS DELECTABLE-"

>>212965985
Only posers don't understand this Predator's lack of a prominent head crest. They've been showing us for years and years that Yautja of certain clans have been splicing human DNA into their own to help make them stronger, more intelligent hunters. It would make total sense that this is what they'd eventually look like in the future

>>212957909 (OP)
Havent watched any predator movies since The Predator. It was so shit i dont wanna risk any new films

If elle fannings in it then im out.

>>212985846
uh bros? i don't remember this

>>212986156
>a feral nigger with mandibles is a pinacle of genetics

i'd stay with the "alien is a perfect organism" than this shit

>>212986415
Prey was good and so was the animated movie, I think The Predator never happened

>>212957909 (OP)
I might download the torrent depending on reviews.

>>212957909 (OP)
nope looks like that horizon ps5 game changing tribal niggers to predator niggers with laser bows n shiet

>>212957909 (OP)
>Predator Badlands
What's it about? America?

>>212957909 (OP)
Not monke, but snout.

>>212986504
ITS TIME FOR SHIT PREDATOR AND SEE ELLE FULL OF BARN AGAIN BESIDES DEATH STRANDING 2

>>212963985
Qt.

>>212982023
I hope she gets a pig nosejob

>>212957909 (OP)
Predator is now just a black man from New York.
He has a half decapitated womans body with him.
Shes le strong female with Ghostbusters remake vagina fart jokes.

Who the fuck thourght this was a good idea to make?

You have the alien and predator franchise and we keep being given shit like this!?

Already revving up the shill machine I see.

>>212985846
What’s the prompt? The old ones won’t work for me anymore

>>212974761
>>212974988
I wish she did that on my cock...

>>212966304
So what, just take a bath? As long as you have no wounds it's okay, no?