Thread 212957968

It's out:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=43R9l7EkJwE&pp=ygURcHJlZGF0b3IgYmFkbGFuZHPSBwkJzQkBhyohjO8%3D

>>212957968 (OP)
two brave women

>the predator is the protagonist now

Absolute fucking trash

>>212958013
And the humans are the real bad guys all along

>>212957968 (OP)
that looked fucking terrible, this is what happens when you give someone who made something like Prey an inexhaustible amount of resources to further this shitty franchise they have envisioned. Just more female bullshit after bullshit.

Most of the scenery looks like the the fucking outworld from World of Warcraft too, is this some kind of joke?

Let's add in a W-Yutani robot and a fucking power loader at the end to appease the aliens fans.

I'm so sick of this shit, they need hire me to make a film it would destroy box office records because I would be so authentic to the source material and actually show repsect and there ouldnt be a female protaganist in sight or as a sidekick quipping jokes in every shot.

>>212958112
Black predator is a saint and the evil white man only holds him back

>>212957968 (OP)
is that the bitch from Death Stranding 2?

>>212957968 (OP)
So we have white women getting literally blacked by predators now

Predators should only communicate through voice recordings.

>>212958141
>I'm so sick of this shit, they need hire me to make a film it would destroy box office records because I would be so authentic to the source material and actually show repsect and there ouldnt be a female protaganist in sight or as a sidekick quipping jokes in every shot.
you’re no different to the guy who made that Apu documentary
“this is terrible, hire me instead”

how do they keep getting worse

>>212957968 (OP)
I give it points for trying something new thats all you can ask from these boomer IPs these days

>weyland yutani

why do they keep trying to make this a thing? Alien and Predator are in seperate universes. End of.

does elle show her PAWG ass?

>>212958182
They spoke without recordings in Predator, Predator 2, and The Predator

>>212958225
If this movie does well I expect the sequel will be AVP

Just watched The Predator. Wasnt as bad as I thought it would be. Better than predators.

They should have just streamed a lets play of Concrete Jungle

>>212958248
We don't talk about The Predator.

>>212957968 (OP)
millenial writing with a girlboss and indian cgi. amazing. 10/10.

There was only one good predator movie. Every sequel, every comic is shit. The expanded "lore" is retarded. It was a great idea for one movie 40 years ago. It's time to let it die and stay dead.

It's infuriating that we haven't got a Dutch returns movie yet

>>212957968 (OP)
>tagline
Too bad "welcome to the ouch" was already taken.

>>212957968 (OP)
>Sterile white woman saves nigger
Yawn

>>212958327

Do you really want to see a stiff old arnold stand against the predator? It would look like that fight from the Irishman.

>>212958185
>you’re no different to the guy who made that Apu documentary
no idea what that is but i have extensive knowledge on Giger and predator franchise for over 30 years, I would do nothing but justice and make as engaging as the original films were.

The problem here is these directors are there through nepotism and not for the love of the franchise or what they'r portraying in visual format, they want to make the next cool thing using previous cool thing they saw 5 minutes ago, there's no history behind it, no art history, no layers, no philosophy and it's just hollow. I already see through the vaccuous husk that this already is. The girls mind has been transferred into the Artifical Person to extend her life, she gets chopped in half and is now walking around on predators back like the character from Hellboy... it's all so fucking tiresome.

>>212958248
Yeah, but voice recordings would be more creepy and alien.

>>212958365
reacher actor could play him in continuation. because modern audiences, he can have ptsd anxiety from surviving and be a huge faggot, but would look like arnold physique at least.

>>212958365
Now I don't want it but they could have made that move anytime in the last 35 years other than when Arnold was governor

>>212957968 (OP)
So is this confirmation that predator is Male now? Seeing as it spoke in a male voice? Or is it still a female based on the skull structor and not having rivets for it's dreadlocks?

>>212958333
Let me guess, "welcome to pain" is trademarked by the wwe or something

>>212957968 (OP)
They CAPESHITTED the Pred franchise

>>212958455
No but YEET is

>>212958435

It is strange that they havent went back to the big burly bunch of badasses from the first film. Predators tried but the cast were wimps. I can see Top Gun Maverick style reboot being a thing. The articles about toxic masculinity would be off the roof.

>>212958143
>Take a real good look at history mate
>When was thee white man ever a good guy?
>Look at what they done did and still doing to Africa America and South America
>Them white men has enslaved genocide murdered erased destroyed and raped every other peacefull country in the world and than placed brutal dictorial puppet regimes to do the white mans bidding
>The world record of most genocides most wars most stealing of land and disrupting and ereasing of other countries and their peoples belong to the white man

>You are one dumb fucking retard if you think the white man is a good race of people

>>212957968 (OP)
>It's out:
And?

>>212958013
>didn't watch both AvP movies

>weyland-yuntani robot
wtf? gonna chuck a tyrell replicant in there too?

>>212958549
The nigress was the protagonist of the first, and the pizza delivery guy was the protagonist of the second.

Was that one of the aliens from Independence Day?

>>212958566
The predators were the protagonists, the xenos were the antagonists. The humans were just incubators and in the way

>>212958645
Wrong. I for some reason like the first AvP film but you're still retarded.

>>212958669
Butthurt xenomorph hands typed that post

>>212957968 (OP)
Show and films grow more and more unserious and I'm not talking about theme or plot. Jesus Christ these are the true chuds, wholly unable to accept that they continue to prove they can't do it. WOKE PEOPLE CAN'T MAKE ENTERTAINMENT

Alien vs Predator is a retarded idea. If they are working up to that, its a mistake.

>>212957968 (OP)
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Why does the predator give of distinct umm... Can't find the word, you know, cultural enrichment vibes.

Predator has always been a retarded IP
>we are a race of warriors who pride ourselves on hunts where we fight inferior species with lasers and heat seeking discs and if we lose we rage quit by nuking the area

>>212958751
I LOVE MENS NOW

>>212958777

I mean thats the history of the human race.

>>212958564
Disney doesn't own Warner bros yet.

>>212958777
>Humans are...the ultimate game
Has been a trite idea for a long long time

>>212957968 (OP)
Why is there an English Speaking david-like robot in there what the fuck? Elle's hot but why is she there?

>>212958777
Yes, and?

Looks like the best Predator movie ever, just feels bad not knowing if we'll ever get cool badass bodybuilder wrestler bros in one of these movies again though

>>212958838
I dont recall the anglosaxons nuking britain after the Norman invasion

>>212957968 (OP)
What's the point of the faggy predators, given how utterly emasculated they've become?

>>212958757
because he has a gay twink haircut common in black and brown youths throughout europe and usa

>>212958235
She doesnt have an ass pussy or footvagina at all now

>>212958856
director wanted no humans but studio demanded humans so he wrote in a weyland yutani android as a compromise

I mean truthfully no matter how it turns out it genuinely can't be worse than the literal weaponized autism from the last predator movie

>>212958112
anon weyland yutani is always the bad guys

>>212958893

I meant ragequitting. Look at the romans walling off scotland because they got so frustrated they couldnt conquer it or american bombing japan because the fuckers wouldnt bend the knee even though they were losing.

>>212958919
Glad it's not just me then that picked up on that

>>212958225
wrong

>>212958013
>Doesn't read the comics
>Doesn't understand the lore
>Never saw the AvP films
Fuck off Critical Drinker.

>>212958225
alien is canon to predator but predator isn't canon to alien

>>212958997

Alien only work effectively if there are no other advanced species. Aliens fucked it up with the marines saying they hunted bugs. I refuse to see them both in the same universe.

>>212957968 (OP)
trailer was good, why did she have to quip like 5 times though

>>212958714
Only the title sounds retarded, there's nothing retarded about aliens and predators and mankind fighting each other its actually genius if you think its retarded you should hate scifi action genre entirely

>>212957968 (OP)
>uh…that just happened

>>212959067
I just assume they mean space gooks when they talk about bugs and arcturians

>>212959067
A bug hunt is what they call "a wild goose chase" bro. No one is actually chasing a wild goose, its a phrase.

>>212959102

You're right. Why dont they have hal 9000 test the intelligence of humanity by putting them against aliens, predators and the sandworms from dune whilst the replicants from bladerunner come up on top with the help of the aliens from galaxy quest.

I don't get it, does this take place in the alien universe again, or just its own generic scifi future? Also why did they remove Elle's feets after kojima showed them off to the world

>>212959146
>>212959121

Theres a sticker on the drop ship that says 'bug stomper... we endanger species'

>>212959121
Nah they meant actual bugs, big ones. Imagine you sign up to fight space gooks on other worlds and instead they send you to kill oversized roaches that are eating colonists crops on some backwater world. You signed up for war and you get to be a glorified exterminator

>>212959262
You know those planes with the teeth drawn on dont actually have a mouth right?

>>212959193
>>212959020

Not even her can save this

>>212957968 (OP)
I'm sorry but that's literally a black guy doing a shitty cosplay

>>212959447

Do you think its box office will fall behind....?

>>212957968 (OP)
Actually looks pretty good. Amazing that Alien and Terminator went to complete shit after 2 movies but Predator keeps chugging along.

Predator>Prey>Predator2>ThePredator>Predators

AvP doesnt count

>>212959491
>a black guy doing a shitty cosplay
Its actually a samoan doing a shitty cosplay

>>212959581
>ThePredator>Predators
Other way around. Do not even try to say a film about predators hunting a kid because they think autism is a superpower is superior to a film where our man Goggins talks about it being 5 o'clock, bitch raping time

>>212959674

The action in Predators sucks as do the wafer thin characters. The Predator has the same problem but its loveable trash imo. Predators does nothing interesting with its premise which makes it more disappointing to me.

>>212959447
Testosterone... Activating... Must.... Resist... Poopah...

>>212957968 (OP)
this is just a disguise AvP movie, why not include alien in the title? I mean fucking weyland-yutani's in a Predator movie, do they think the alien will somehow surprise people when it shows up?

>>212959805
>loveable trash
>predator dog gets hurt and wanders around stupidly
>oh poor pupperino
reddit tier trash

GIVE ME CUTE ANDROID GF RIGHT NOOOOOWWW

>>212958922
mouth still works, no tits though

ITT: Contrarian faggots who hate everything, don't watch movies and just cry "WOKE! GIRLBOSS! TRANNY!" at everything


None of you fucks even go to the movies, have a social life, or friends. It's pathetic.

>>212960117
ill take her lower half

>>212959193
>doesn't read the comics
>doesn't watch the movies
>doesn't know anything about the lore

Blade Runner, Predator, and Alien all occupy the exact same realty, real world reality, at the same time. Elden Tyrell, his successor Neander Wallace, and Waylan-Yutani are all direct market competitors and sometimes share contracts.

The Yautja are the latest target of a Waylan-Yutani acquisition. They want to capture one to study it's DNA to try and weaponize it for off-world, galactic military contracts they control, because the replicants of the Wallace Corporation still can't reproduce. Rachel Deckard was a one-off prototype created by Elden Tyrell.

Fucking dumbass needs to go read some comics and novels. AND WATCH THE FUCKING MOVIES.

>>212960262
This predator is more special needs than PREYdator.

>>212960262
Awww is the marketer fag mad we wont buy tickets to this crap? Looks like that engagement rating is going down!

HOT

>>212957968 (OP)
Why doesn't he have a mask? Also wasn't it established that predators have absolutely dog shit vision without their mask? Oh wait they want the audience to relate to it more I guess.

>>212958525
Minor spelling mistake, evaporate this african man.
Nazis should have started their conquest in Africa like all white empires. Not wasted resources taking over Europe.

>>212960262
It's supposed to look like a fucking alien not a human. Do your fucking job right

>>212959920
Because writers don't care about the xenomorphs. They like Aliens for the evil company, robots, and space marines.

>>212959001
none of those are canon

>>212957968 (OP)
laser bow, laser drone, laser sword, backpack robot
fuck it day one watch

>>212959447
she literally doesn't even have an ass in the trailer

>>212959447
id cast her in my movie just to look at that ass all day

>>212958777
they are unironically based for doing that

>>212961232
His BBC destroyed her.

>>212957968 (OP)
Is death stranding 2 woman going to be without her bottom half for the majority of the movie? Why would they hurt their own sales like this?

>>212958168
It'd be funny if it wasn't so true.

>>212960398
I watched all the movies and none of that is ever revealed, at most they share the same logo

>>212961296

Isnt there a video game with that concept?

>>212958204
The dark one is on the offensive. Almost can't blame him for the openings we are leaving the bastard.

>>212961296
she plays two characters, the other has her legs

>>212961524

The person with the legs obviously has the better half.

will the yutanibot sit on my face?

>>212959001
>Doesn't read the comics
Not canon.
What lore? It's two movies you fucking faggot.

>>212957968 (OP)
so even if a male predator is the protagonist he still has to be rescued by the girlboss?

>>212958407
>no idea what that is but i have extensive knowledge on Giger and predator franchise for over 30 years, I would do nothing but justice and make as engaging as the original films were.
You can't write compelling dialogue you colossal faggot. You're from a generation that doesn't know how to do it anymore.

>>212958407
Write something new and original if you're that talented you colossal faggot. Stop digging up the corpse of tired IP. We don't need another predator. We don't need another alien. We don't need another terminator.

>>212961284
Big Maouri Cock?

>>212961650
This is proof she has a BBL. Her ass is missing here just like it's missing in this slop movie.

>>212961997
>>212962060

>You can't write compelling dialogue you colossal faggot. You're from a generation that doesn't know how to do it anymore.

Litrerally me and thousands of others have but the Jewish psyop on being creative is not allowing it, they're trying to implement all their bullshit like dei/woke shit so nothing ever goes in plus all the nepo-actors and directors, how am i suppose to get in? I cant even play the race card because white, they'd hire a woman or negro over me anyway so whats the point

>>212957968 (OP)
Modern Hollywood is incapable of depicting women. All they can do, forever and ever, is treat women like faux-men.

>>212962223
She was probably 40 pounds lighter in that photo, retard

>>212959447
>>212962223

>>212962412
Cope you fucking retard. Your fat doesn't just instinctively accumulate in your buttcheeks. It's a BBL and nothing you claim otherwise will change that your waifu is artificial, just like the stupid android she's playing in this nuIPslop

>>212962539
>In general, women tend to accumulate more fat in their hips, thighs, and buttocks, a pattern often referred to as "gynoid" or "pear-shaped" fat distribution.
Based retard

>>212962521
What happened?? >>212959447

>>212962521
thats not even elle you retard

>>212958013
Always has been.

>>212962539
kek I love how confidently wrong you are. You must be a god damn nightmare of a person irl

>>212962696
Fucking lmao (you) >>212962521 retard

>>212960947
>Nazis should have started their conquest in Africa like all white empires. Not wasted resources taking over Europe.


You have a roach infestation in a corner of your backyard, it mostly stays in that corner. You also have different roach infestation, they're in your house. In your pillows, popping up in your cereal, crawling on you when you're trying to relax.

Which infestation would YOU rid yourself of first?


For the thread topic: This movie looks like more woke girlboss garbage.

>>212958013
Nigga we're tired of seeing the predator get his ass kicked every time. This was a better direction. But unfortunately, we're stuck with a terrible design and a shitty director.

>>212962854
You must be a zoomie. You retards think every white girl's ass is natural ever since BBLs became so ubiquitous that they're more common than breast implants.

>>212957995
dek is a male u utter retard

>>212957968 (OP)
I like the concept but Elle Fanning cant act and the Pred looks like a faggot

>>212957968 (OP)
Why does it seem like trailer companies are actively trying to make people NOT want to see a film?

>>212962985
why is her character 'happy-go-lucky?

>>212960117
This is the point I blocked the ad and turned it off. I seen all I had to.

Ok, so listen... Predator Badlands, Tron Ares or Avatar 3. At least one of these will be good and save us from the capeshit scourge. Right?

>>212962983
>dek
Giving the predator a name and willingly abiding by and promoting the marketing of this slop. Lmao. I used to think shills on this board were schizo, but now I'm beginning to believe.
Next, you'll tell us he's a "runt" and that's your marketing excuse for why his design looks retarded

>>212963015
Probably because she has an ulterior motive and is trying to make the predator feel like she's just a dumb, ditzy robot. Act 3 betrayal is more than than likely going to happen

>>212963015
If I was in charge of weyland yutani I'd want all my female androids to have a spunky can-do attitude. I'd also want them to look like Elle Fanning

>>212958963
Prey was so bad that you forgot that it existed

>>212962995
Not wrong. Superman, Tron: Ares, this one. Must be the DEI hiring effects

>>212963015
Because she is going to have to carry the entire movie as the person that the audience will have to sympatice with, so they have to write her to be as inoffensive as possible and no one hates a quirky, upbeat and curious cute girl, they can be annoying but you cant hate that

>>212958365
Current Arnold would still be more realistic than an 80lb teenage girl

>>212963176
>sympatice
Nice spelling sarr.

I will watch it for she. She looks adorable. What's wrong with a fresh new take on the franchise? How long can you do a group of macho warriors being hunted before it gets old? Twice, apparently.

>>212963200
At least her being an android might make all her fighting more believable than the usual roastie fight choreography lmao

>>212963216
Oh nein ich habe ein fehler gemacht! andate a la puta que te pario

If you're watching this movie for Elle Fanning then you're simply playing into the studio's manipulation. They have you by the balls because you're thinking with your dick.

>>212963241
This is the third female x predator movie. Fresh new take yeah right

>>212963318
But from the perspective of the predator? Predator and Predators were the end of the trope. It doesn't need to come back because it's uninspiring from a creative standpoint

>>212963317
im gonna watch it online for free so there

>>212963318
Could a predator and a human actually have intercourse though? That is the question I hope this movie answers(don't look for fanfiction involving the human and predator from the first AVP it definitely doesn't exist and there definitely isn't a subculture of degenerates into that shit)

>>212963356
If you really want to make it interesting and appealing then do a female predator and male human movie. This is more of the same old boring shit

>>212963317
Oh no, they're luring me in with cute girls. What a terrible fate!

>>212957968 (OP)
A.L.A.N. (Ayyy Lookin' Ass Niqqa)
N.A.L.A. (Niqqa Ass Lookin' Ayyy)

>>212963410
People would have went insane if the Predator had huge boobs and a nice ass haha, I mean we could be talking billion dollar movie idea.

>>212963410
>>212963466
And this is why we don't let gooners make any meaningful decisions

>>212958751
Sounds like the feelings been mutual for 40 years or so.

>>212962978
Wrong again. You’re on quite the roll, anon

>>212957968 (OP)
THIS SUMMER a white woman and a disgusting mutt will TEAM UP for a rumble in the jungle!

>>212963430
If you were a fish you wouldn't question the teeth behind the light.
Hot chicks are a garnish, a film should still be good without them. I won't excuse this film looking like dogshit and this director fucking up the Predator design AGAIN, because some mid bottle-blonde who peaked when she was 13 is in it.

>>212957995
>Michelle and Hillary go to Ukraine.

>>212957968 (OP)
This looks really fun and cool, hey at this point lets just make The Predator a real character who goes on adventures and has a robot sidekick what the hell.

My only critique of the trailer is that it was stupid to show Kek dropping the robot and then immediately after, its tied to him. I think it could still have been funny to show it tied to him. It just looks stupid to resolve that so quickly. just imho

>>212963583
We get it, you don't like it. So don't watch it. Meanwhile the rest of us will enjoy ourselves

Damn they made a mulatto predator. A big win for progresiveness.

>>212963489
That's not why I suggested it. Either way i know they're just going to continue making 30 more female x predator movies and call it "a fresh new take" every fucking time. Nothing if not predictable

>>212957968 (OP)
>WeYu mercs in mechs
So this is basically the PS2 game? Also, what do I need to do to get a woman to look at me like this?

>>212963751
You're not even a real person

>>212963751
Fuck off predditor

>>212963897
>what do I need to do to
If you need to ask you already failed. You can't become attractive you retard.

>>212963897
>So this is basically the PS2 game?
Yes and that's a good thing

>Also, what do I need to do to get a woman to look at me like this?

Don't die for the next 100 or 200 years and we'll have Elle fanning androids if we aren't extinct by then and if you can afford it.

>>212963915
Tell that to your mom, she's enjoying my real cock in her mouth right now

>>212963751
>So don't watch it.
I'm not going to.
>Meanwhile the rest of us will enjoy ourselves
That's the problem, you shouldn't be watching this either, nobody should. Predator is my favourite film of all time, and I hate that it's going the way of Marvel, Star Wars, Terminator, and now Alien, where companies like Disney get their greasy rat claws into something beloved and think "this is perfect product, let's mass-produce the fuck out of a bunch of shitty sequels and TV shows to milk people's wallets dry until the fanbase fucking loathes the mere mention of it" and they keep doing it, but brainless consoomertist retards like YOU keep giving them money. Fuck them, fuck you, and fuck this low-effort shit with no respect for the original film.

>>212957968 (OP)
Thats looks .... original.
I like that it does something new ... now will it be good? Who knows. As always the script and editing will make or kill it.

>sci fi movie with cool aliens and planets
>amerimutts instantly start talking about how they get cucked by niggers
Huh?

>>212963430
I only care when the cute girls are also sexy and not overdone boss girls.

I believe it was Aristotle that famously said, "Tits or GTFO!"

>>212964628
Autism overload. You are not a true fan. Leave the fandom

>>212965560
>true fandom is bending over and just taking whatever the company was to stick up there.
People like you ruin everything.

>>212965742
hello sar

>>212965560
>fandom
Die

>There's a woman in an action movie
>/tv/pol shrieking begins

So tiresome.

>>212959001
I can't tell what's bait anymore. Once AI video is being used to fake geopolitical events, I'm just taking whatever my life is at that point into the woods.

>>212957968 (OP)
>quips
>humans
>dude look Alien don't you care now???
>they won't fix the ghetto Pred design
Skipping this.

>>212966675
there are no humans in the trailer though

>>212966737
There's some Weyland-Yutani kill squad in 1 or 2 shots.

>there's no way they can be more cringe than that predator movie where harvested autism because they were mad about global warming
>DEI predator enters scene

AvP won the timeline debate

>>212966783
The Predator wasn't quite so bad it's good but it was retarded enough to be amusing. It wasn't bland like Disney Predator. I watched like 5 minutes of that animated movie they put out recently and it was just painful.

>finding a damaged autistic blonde blue eyed robo waifu and teaming up with her

they really targeted the lonely gacha playing anime nerd audience with this

>>212966779
those are synthetics

>>212958751
just become the gf anon

>>212966928
At a certain point it doesn't matter. I'm annoyed that the movie won't be as much the lone Predator as the first trailer looked. That woman android might as well be Jar Jar Binks.

>>212962521
Why are there holes in her ass

>>212958153
Yup, Kojima has the rights Elle Fanning's legs and feet, she is contractually obligated to be filmed from the waist up

>>212958275
stone cold retard

>>212967010
Its obvious Weyland Yutani is likely after the same thing he is. So them throwing an army of synths at him is expected if they want to get it first

>>212958303
Predator 2 is kino.

>>212967519
I don't see how plot contrivances alleviate my annoyances in this case.

>>212958513
>they havent went back to the big burly bunch of badasses from the first film.
Too much testosterone might give men bad ideas.

>>212958777
Just like regular asshole hunters then.

>>212959020
What about Avatar?

>>212957968 (OP)
>Weyland
Are they gonna do another AVP
>Female predator
>Needs help

>>212959191
And Monty Python's and The Holy Grail's Black Knight should fight them too!

>>212963078
I was thinking the same thing, how the fuck does he know what it's name is?