I want to leave early today to watch my son's baseball game.

I want a kiss.

>>212960408 (OP)
Denied. Tell your son to play baseball on your day off.

>>212960408 (OP)
Hey, sorry to do this to you man, but I gotta cut out early. My daughter's got a basketball game.

>>212960700
Denied. Remind your daughter she's white and get her a better hobby.

>>212960700

I want this SICK BEAT to loop 24/7 from the PA system

>I want to be Robin

>>212960408 (OP)
2011 reminder he was the nolanverse riddler

>>212960700
Granted on the condition that you bring me her used basketball socks as proof that she played

>>212960408 (OP)
He's my son now.

>I want.... I just want her back. Tell her it'll be different this time. I will be the man she first fell in love with. The one she said had treated her better than all her exes. I'm better now. Tell her I've stopped drinking and stopped being so angry at small things that don't really matter. Tell her she's what matters. Can you do that for me?