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Anonymous No.212961030 >>212961041 >>212961055 >>212961077 >>212961108 >>212961219 >>212961427 >>212961428 >>212961551 >>212961611 >>212961718 >>212961929 >>212962362 >>212962434 >>212962502 >>212962615 >>212962617 >>212962628 >>212962716 >>212962751 >>212962840 >>212963114 >>212964397 >>212965699 >>212965835 >>212966159 >>212966492 >>212966868 >>212967002 >>212968311 >>212970217 >>212970349 >>212971000 >>212974801 >>212980130 >>212981630 >>212982241 >>212983750 >>212983982 >>212985480 >>212989015 >>212996560
Oh my God, she's so beautiful
Anonymous No.212961041
>>212961030 (OP)
>Chromussy
Anonymous No.212961055
>>212961030 (OP)
She fucks anons
Anonymous No.212961077
>>212961030 (OP)
I can see myself in her crotch
Anonymous No.212961108 >>212990573
>>212961030 (OP)
Hair looks too fake. Should have just been bald.
Anonymous No.212961121 >>212961377 >>212961446
>let's make this character A WOMAN

>wow! bravo! so innovative
Anonymous No.212961125 >>212961225 >>212979829
Can somebody explain to me what the fuck the point of the Silver Surfer is and why this nigga has a space surfboard?
Anonymous No.212961219 >>212981598 >>212981784
>>212961030 (OP)
Anonymous No.212961225 >>212961347 >>212965367 >>212980808 >>212997953
>>212961125
The Silver Surfer is basically a cosmic dude who used to be a regular guy (Norrin Radd) on a dying planet. He made a deal with a god-like being called Galactus to save his world, becoming his β€œherald” in exchange β€” which means he finds planets for Galactus to eat. The surfboard? It’s just his cosmic ride β€” fast as hell, can fly through space, time, whatever. Think of it like a superhero’s spaceship but way cooler and more dramatic.

So yeah, he's a shiny, sad space scout with a board. That’s the vibe.
Anonymous No.212961257 >>212961316 >>212967430 >>212981545 >>212995134
BDA-043
Anonymous No.212961316 >>212961412
>>212961257
They really live in the future.
Anonymous No.212961347 >>212961444 >>212961450 >>212961457 >>212961540 >>212971550
>>212961225
So the relationship with Galactus, that's what I don't get. Why does he need a dude/tte to find him planets, let alone alert them to the reality that they're about to be eaten?
On a semi-related note: does Galactus just float through space? How does this big lad even move?
Anonymous No.212961377 >>212965899 >>212978019 >>212978355
>>212961121
I don't mind that it's a women but giving the character hair just because it's a women is retarded and makes me hate this adaptation
Anonymous No.212961412
>>212961316
there's gold versions too
Anonymous No.212961427 >>212964269 >>212964530 >>212983982
>>212961030 (OP)
>pretty eyes
>makeup
>hair
>lipstick
Soulless
Anonymous No.212961428 >>212961466
>>212961030 (OP)
Nipple status?
Anonymous No.212961444 >>212961505 >>212975006
>>212961347
Galactus is powerful enough that space moves around him.
Anonymous No.212961446 >>212961842 >>212964485 >>212965184 >>212966908 >>212966981 >>212971468 >>212983851
>>212961121
Shalla Bal has been the Silver Surfer in an alternate universe before
Anonymous No.212961450
>>212961347
He just exists wherever he needs to be. Sometimes he builds a giant ship (like Taa II), but usually he just shows up when it’s plot time. Big lad floats, warps, teleports, whatever gets him fed.
Anonymous No.212961457 >>212961543 >>212964205
>>212961347
Galactus is too vast to be accurately percieved, and your mind will just give you a concept to look at just shy of what would cause you to go mad. This is how he is described textually. He does not look like a big purple white guy to the Skrulls for instance.
Anonymous No.212961466 >>212962112 >>212965266 >>212966734 >>212980362 >>212981784
>>212961428
Anonymous No.212961505 >>212964988
>>212961444
he's a big guy
Anonymous No.212961538
These fags that want to see silver surfer with a male physique. Wait until the AI vids come in.
Anonymous No.212961540 >>212961567 >>212961614 >>212965315 >>212996681
>>212961347
Anonymous No.212961543
>>212961457
>AHHHH IT'S THE GALACTUS, I'M GOING INSANE!
Anonymous No.212961551 >>212961602
>>212961030 (OP)
It's very Dykly.
Anonymous No.212961561 >>212961634
She cute
Anonymous No.212961567 >>212961621 >>212966407 >>212993212
>>212961540
This is so retarded it was never brought up again
Anonymous No.212961586
>Galactus has a shiny girlfriend small enough to stimulate from the inside of his urethra.
No wonder she needs a surf board.
Anonymous No.212961602
>>212961551
how so?
Anonymous No.212961611 >>212964347
>>212961030 (OP)
Should have been Frankie Raye who is Johnny's gf who gets turned into a herald by Galactus and then the Silver Surfer could have showed up in the sequel and we have a love triangle thing with the torch
Anonymous No.212961614 >>212961633 >>212984386
>>212961540
so... does he eat fear? i dont fucking get it
Anonymous No.212961621 >>212961665 >>212966623
>>212961567
How is it retarded?
Anonymous No.212961633 >>212961696
>>212961614
No, just planets, converted into energy by his ship
Anonymous No.212961634 >>212961703 >>212961747 >>212966140 >>212990786
>>212961561
she's repulsive
Anonymous No.212961665 >>212961686
>>212961621
>every race of alien sees him differently

Very stupid, and like I said, it was never brought up again, Galactus looks the same to everyone
Anonymous No.212961686
>>212961665
I asked you why and you didn't answer.
Anonymous No.212961696 >>212961721 >>212961725 >>212966967
>>212961633
then what the fuck's the silver surfman for?
Anonymous No.212961703
>>212961634
No you are the one who actually is repulsive.
Anonymous No.212961718 >>212961873 >>212962034
>>212961030 (OP)
Clonk Clonk Clonk Clonk Clonk Clonk, pussy like a can of tuna.
Anonymous No.212961721
>>212961696
He is a lazy boy
Anonymous No.212961725 >>212961884
>>212961696
He's the Herald. He informs planets in Galactus's path they're marked for consumption.
Anonymous No.212961747 >>212961812
>>212961634
nah she's cute
Anonymous No.212961812 >>212961882 >>212961904 >>212961989 >>212966140
>>212961747
you are delusional, she is outright ugly
Anonymous No.212961842 >>212962027
>>212961446
it was like one "What if" issue less than anything ever created
Anonymous No.212961873 >>212966710 >>212984235
>>212961718
maybe she got that mercury-like pussy that molds
Anonymous No.212961882 >>212961904 >>212962045
>>212961812
mate you should know the psyop to force ugly women into media by now they been doing it for the last 10 years, all the blacks and wide eyed sloths they've been peddling should have been your fist hint but if you still don't understand let me spell it out: Jewish Agenda
Anonymous No.212961884 >>212961920
>>212961725
but why
Anonymous No.212961904
>>212961812
>>212961882
stop talking to yourself
Anonymous No.212961920 >>212962010
>>212961884
So they have a chance to prepare for their end. Or get the fuck out of dodge if they have the capability. You're consuming their planet, it's the polite thing to do.
Anonymous No.212961929 >>212961953 >>212962862
>>212961030 (OP)
All her scenes seems to be with Johnny. Are they supposed to have a romance?
Anonymous No.212961935 >>212961990 >>212962362 >>212983912 >>212994963 >>212995634
Anonymous No.212961953
>>212961929
Gonna heat things up
Anonymous No.212961967 >>212962913 >>212963093 >>212964025
Anonymous No.212961989
>>212961812
She really isn't.
Anonymous No.212961990 >>212962362
>>212961935
she's the aluminium foil surfer
Anonymous No.212962010 >>212962055
>>212961920
wait, so he just literally eats the planet, like a truffle? not the people? or not intentionally, anyway?
Anonymous No.212962027
>>212961842
And yet, the precedent remains, for an alternate universe.
Which this film is set in
Anonymous No.212962034
>>212961718
Imagine the smell
Anonymous No.212962045 >>212962156 >>212962309
>>212961882
the fas syndrome bitches are really offputting yeah
Anonymous No.212962055 >>212962133
>>212962010
The entire planet and everything on it is converted into energy by his ship, which sustains him.
Anonymous No.212962112
>>212961466
>hire actress with distinctive curly blonde hair, pale skin and very blue eyes
>negate all three by making her a CGI silver person with straight hair
???
Anonymous No.212962133 >>212962212 >>212962595
>>212962055
okay, so that means the people too, yeah? so why would he give them the opportunity to escape?
>Radd had intended to lead Galactus to uninhabited planets, but Galactus tampers with his soul to prevent this.[40]
I genuinely have no fucking idea what the purpose of the silver stoner is, fuck Jack Kirby
Anonymous No.212962136 >>212962857 >>212978070 >>212981571 >>212981784 >>212982971 >>212996520
MARDI
Anonymous No.212962156 >>212962279
>>212962045
>fas syndrome
>syndrome syndrome
Now you're just repeating random things you've seen on 4chan
Anonymous No.212962212
>>212962133
The Herald is meant to seek out inhabited worlds, which obviously yield more energy, as well as herald Galactus's coming. I doubt there are many worlds that could evacuate the entire population in a brief span of time.
Anonymous No.212962279
>>212962156
ok tranny
Anonymous No.212962309
>>212962045
>fas syndrome
anon what do you think the "s" stands for?
Anonymous No.212962362 >>212962398 >>212968383 >>212968712
>>212961030 (OP)
>>212961935
>>212961990
Guys what will happen if they put her into a microwave?
Anonymous No.212962398
>>212962362
dude, don't spoil the movie
Anonymous No.212962434
>>212961030 (OP)
I'm going to pay to watch this movie just because she's in it.
Anonymous No.212962459
Anonymous No.212962502
>>212961030 (OP)
Anonymous No.212962525
>Dat Bishoujomom thicc silversurfer
Been wanking like crazy to her
Anonymous No.212962595
>>212962133
in comics they are usually his guards if something went wrong
Anonymous No.212962596 >>212962649 >>212962676 >>212962699 >>212962759 >>212984311 >>212987178
Who did the movie tie-in skins better, Marvel Rivals or Fortnite?
Anonymous No.212962615
>>212961030 (OP)
Need to see that silver slit
Anonymous No.212962617 >>212967040
>>212961030 (OP)
Would
Anonymous No.212962628
>>212961030 (OP)
MARDI
Yer planet's fuckin' fucked
Anonymous No.212962649
>>212962596
Fortnite look way more like the actors, but I dislike their art style
Anonymous No.212962676
>>212962596
The second is more accurate, but the first looks cooler.
Anonymous No.212962699 >>212962731 >>212962743 >>212962778 >>212966123 >>212996547
>>212962596
That Sue in the top image is something else
Anonymous No.212962716
>>212961030 (OP)
*thunk thunk thunk thunk thunk thunk thunk*
Anonymous No.212962731 >>212962793 >>212962810 >>212982070
>>212962699
made in China
Anonymous No.212962743
>>212962699
moms
aren't
for
FUCKING
Anonymous No.212962751
>>212961030 (OP)
shan't be watching this piece of woke trash.
Anonymous No.212962759 >>212962811 >>212962813
>>212962596
Strike Force
Anonymous No.212962778 >>212962810 >>212988510
>>212962699
Quite so.
Anonymous No.212962793
>>212962731
>AI
Anonymous No.212962810 >>212962866
>>212962731
>>212962778
Namor is so lucky <3
Anonymous No.212962811
>>212962759
Anonymous No.212962813
>>212962759
>that Sue face
woof
Anonymous No.212962840 >>212962956
>>212961030 (OP)
>she cheats on Norrin with Johnny
Anonymous No.212962857
>>212962136
God, if you anons havent, please do so, get yourself a bpd pale petite blonde girl with short hair and blue eyes. She will give you emotional scarring for life but the sex is otherwordly
Anonymous No.212962862
>>212961929
>Are they supposed to have a romance?

Yes. That's how he convinces her to betray Galactus.
Anonymous No.212962866
>>212962810
in his dreams
Anonymous No.212962913 >>212963093 >>212964025
>>212961967
Fuck sake they're going to have to recast Sue after this bogging.
Anonymous No.212962956
>>212962840
Norrin doesn't exist in this universe, or at least is not referenced.
Anonymous No.212963093
>>212962913
>>212961967
...should have just cast Julia Garner
she's blonde and blue eyed, and a good actress
Anonymous No.212963114 >>212979419
>>212961030 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcs8QCSaUes
Anonymous No.212963240 >>212963289 >>212964030
I fucking hate Ozark, and I don't have the heart to tell my mom that it sucks
Anonymous No.212963289
>>212963240
It was a weak show but she was a good part of it.
Anonymous No.212964025 >>212964113 >>212965123 >>212976709 >>212976728
>>212962913
>>212961967
>appear in music video mocking bogging
>then do this press tour
Little awkward.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV_iGKxEXqY
Anonymous No.212964030
>>212963240
I don't even remember at what point I dropped it but I did, and I barely remember anything that happened
Anonymous No.212964113
>>212964025
BO SELECTA
Anonymous No.212964205 >>212964337
>>212961457
>a big purple white guy
why would humanity perceive him as a white guy
Anonymous No.212964269
>>212961427
that movie may have had the memed cloud galactus but that silver surfer face is on motherfucking point
Anonymous No.212964337 >>212967510
>>212964205
back then white people were the majority on the globe
nowadays they're not even the majority in their own countries, so it's a relic of a bygone era
Anonymous No.212964347 >>212977920
>>212961611
they should reshoot the movie enough to reveal she isn't the silver surfer but nova in the final act (but theyll never do this)
Anonymous No.212964397
>>212961030 (OP)
Her voice is kino, not gonna lie
Anonymous No.212964485
>>212961446
OMG! It's in the comics so that makes it kino! Accept it Chud!
Anonymous No.212964486 >>212965675
Whatever happen to her playing Madonna? Why did it fall through?
Anonymous No.212964530
>>212961427
surfer was nuts in that movie. genuinely seemed all powerful
Anonymous No.212964616 >>212965253 >>212965491
LMFAO, they really cast this nigga as the silver surfer?
Anonymous No.212964988
>>212961505
For England James?
Anonymous No.212965123
>>212964025
based desu
Anonymous No.212965184
>>212961446
And no one ever give a shit about her.
Anonymous No.212965253
>>212964616
unfortunately not
Anonymous No.212965266 >>212980290
>>212961466
puffy nips
Anonymous No.212965315 >>212992981
>>212961540
Were the guys in the early 2007 movie trying (and failing) to be meta? I mean trying to imply that the cloud thing was Galactus' true form and that we (the guys in the cinema) could see it for what it is?
Anonymous No.212965367 >>212965399 >>212965797
>>212961225
this is a fucking ai generated response
Anonymous No.212965399 >>212965621 >>212965725 >>212965743 >>212980833
>>212965367
>if you answer in any way comprehensively, it must be....le AI
Anonymous No.212965491 >>212965805
>>212964616
OH NNO NONONONONO *inhale* AAHHHHH HAHAHAHA HAHAHA AAAHHHHH HAHAHA
Anonymous No.212965621 >>212965725 >>212966150
>>212965399
Zoomers didn't learn shit when they were growing up. They were too busy staring at cellphones. They are mystified by anything longer than one sentence. A paragraph throws them over the edge
Anonymous No.212965651
55% of this thread is AI generated.
Anonymous No.212965675
>>212964486
It keeps getting delayed because Madonna insists on directing it herself.
Anonymous No.212965699 >>212965737
>>212961030 (OP)
why does julia garner play her instead of elizabeth debicki???
Anonymous No.212965720 >>212966037 >>212966435 >>212966654
Anonymous No.212965725
>>212965399
>>212965621
I don't think anon was referring to the fact that the answer was lenghty but to the long dash. Most people don't bother to type it and use the short one while AI fucking loves it.
Anonymous No.212965737 >>212966126
>>212965699
Debicki was already in the MCU
Anonymous No.212965743 >>212965822
>>212965399
no that post is 100% AI. chat GPT 3.5 free specifically. why? don't know.
Anonymous No.212965797 >>212985519
>>212965367
the em dashes give it away. you can't even type that on 4chan with a regular keyboard.
Anonymous No.212965805
>>212965491
samefag
Anonymous No.212965822
>>212965743
easy to tell in general but even the dumbest should pick up that
>β€”
>That's the vibe.
is pure AI slop
Anonymous No.212965835 >>212966002
>>212961030 (OP)
Anonymous No.212965899 >>212966055 >>212966193 >>212966260
>>212961377
Did the same with Hulk - the female version is not a disgusting monster, but a powerful sexually attractive wuhman instead.
Anonymous No.212966002 >>212966140
>>212965835
jesus she is so fucking plain, fucking potato face
Anonymous No.212966037 >>212966073
>>212965720
>bare feet
I hate footfags so much
Anonymous No.212966055 >>212978008
>>212965899
I don't see the problem.
Anonymous No.212966073
>>212966037
>notices specific thing
>blames others
Anonymous No.212966123 >>212975485
>>212962699
Anonymous No.212966126 >>212966140 >>212966153
>>212965737
multiple people have had multiple roles in the MCU

her other role was shit and Julia Garner is an ugly cunt who is just poorly aping Debicki's look
Anonymous No.212966140
>>212966002
>>212961634
>>212961812
>>212966126
Calm down, Vanessa.
Anonymous No.212966150
>>212965621
You are the retarded tech illiterate zoomer if you can't clearly discern that as an AI response.
Anonymous No.212966153
>>212966126
>Debicki's look
?????????
Anonymous No.212966159
>>212961030 (OP)
small tits, no hips
thats a nope from me dawg
Anonymous No.212966193 >>212978008
>>212965899
Where's the issue?
Female characters should be fuckable.

If I can't cum to it I won't pay attention to it
Anonymous No.212966196
*clank clank clank clank clank clank*
Anonymous No.212966260 >>212966346 >>212966367 >>212978008
>>212965899
And as a result, She-Hulk has had a long tenure as one of Marvel's best sex symbols in the comics and a distinct character separate from Hulk rather than being just Hulk with tits.
Anonymous No.212966346 >>212966431 >>212966658
>>212966260
That was until disney came to ruin her and now every time someone heards the name She-hulk, they get reminded of the awful show
Anonymous No.212966367
>>212966260
>holding an approved by Comics Code Authority sheet
Funny
Anonymous No.212966407 >>212993212
>>212961567
The only time I remember it being brought up again was as a gag in a Squirrel Girl comic where her sidekick squirrel saw him as a giant squirrel.
Anonymous No.212966431
>>212966346
You only say that because all you know is the MCU.

Her weak point would have been in the mid to late 2010s during several controversial runs on her book, particularly Jason Aaron's run that made her into more of "Hulk with tits". Thankfully swept under the rug now.
Anonymous No.212966435
>>212965720
can draw feet and toes but not nipples or camel toe, when are they going to correct this in film?
Anonymous No.212966492 >>212966679 >>212966801
>>212961030 (OP)
are there people that actually watch capeshit still?
Anonymous No.212966623 >>212982046
>>212961621
>How is it retarded?
His ship has a bunch of giant furniture meant for a human approximate giant. He has always looked like a giant white guy in a purple and blue costume and a big ass hat.
Byrne is and always was a hack writer. Great artist tho. Fucking ridiculous writer.
Anonymous No.212966654
>>212965720
I thought David Bowie was dead
Anonymous No.212966658
>>212966346
Nah. That shit's been forgotten.
Anonymous No.212966679
>>212966492
Gee I dunno Anon, what was the #2 grossing movie last year?
Anonymous No.212966710 >>212968967 >>212981894
>>212961873
>Julia you've been told making horse noises every time Sofia appears is against our code of conduct
Anonymous No.212966734
>>212961466
You know what they say; puffy hair, puffy nipples
Anonymous No.212966801
>>212966492
As a reminder to you, 2024's top movies were
1. Disney Cartoon
2. Capes
3. Disney Cartoon

It will look much the same this year.
Anonymous No.212966829 >>212971257 >>212971682 >>212981989
Anonymous No.212966868
>>212961030 (OP)
B O G G E D
Anonymous No.212966908
>>212961446
never fear, the wiki warriors are here!
Anonymous No.212966967
>>212961696
bussy
Anonymous No.212966981 >>212967056 >>212967974
>>212961446
You had no idea Shalla Bal existed until this movie
Anonymous No.212967002 >>212967027
>>212961030 (OP)
I could see this as Johnny thinking he has feelings for her but literally falling in love with his own reflection.
I doubt they'd do something like that though.
Anonymous No.212967027 >>212967376
>>212967002
He literally says one of her attractive features is he sees himself when looking at her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWvG4-QARUY
Anonymous No.212967040
>>212962617
kek
Anonymous No.212967056
>>212966981
He might be a comic reader like myself.
>Character from alternate universe isn't the same gender/race/species as the main universe version
I feel even the MCU movies have you adequately prepared for this development.
Anonymous No.212967376
>>212967027
OH, good shit.
I really like the look of the movie overall. This is like the opposite of Dune. I hate all the visuals of Dune but I thought the actors did a pretty good job. This I like all the visuals (mostly) but I'm not sold on any of the actors really.
Anonymous No.212967430
>>212961257
Directed by Hajime Sorayama.
Anonymous No.212967510 >>212975349
>>212964337
White people were not the majority in the globe back then.
Anonymous No.212967974
>>212966981
Why would I not know who Silver Surfer's woman is?
Anonymous No.212968311 >>212983052
>>212961030 (OP)
zendaya's Silver Surfette is more beautiful
Anonymous No.212968383
>>212962362
two words man, ultimkinnoosha.
Anonymous No.212968656
would wax
Anonymous No.212968712
>>212962362
sparks will fly...
Anonymous No.212968967 >>212969534 >>212969595
>>212966710
Her face is irksome
Anonymous No.212969534 >>212981894
>>212968967
you take those hurtful words BACK right now
Anonymous No.212969595 >>212981855
>>212968967
She looks like an albino Native American man
Anonymous No.212969687 >>212981894
leave my caveman wife alone!
Anonymous No.212970217
>>212961030 (OP)
put her in a new species movie
Anonymous No.212970300
Anonymous No.212970349 >>212972926
>>212961030 (OP)
It's because she's so in love.
Anonymous No.212971000
>>212961030 (OP)
Shiny and chrome!
Anonymous No.212971257
>>212966829
Nice legs
Anonymous No.212971468 >>212971889
>>212961446
in 99% of her appearances she is not silver surfer and her being it in one miniscule appearence does not justify choosing that from that comic and nothing else from it, you probably dont even know what else happens in that book to know whether or not its being adapted, and you dont sound smart for namedropping norrin radd and Shalla Bal. You actually sound like a fucking idiot for supposing one appearance against the status quot of the overwhelming majority somehow sanctions this change when in reality it doesnt at all. There is a "what if" book where Jane foster is a girl thor as well, and it wasnt relevant to them choosing to adapt the 2013 era Marvel now femThor, there are lots of happenings in the What If stories and none of them are ever usually used for adapting anything they always go with the well liked and well known stuff for the character which is not whats being done. You arent even like a real comic nerd youre like a redditor who googles for justification to defend the latest corpo slop and doesnt like the character at all.
Anonymous No.212971550
>>212961347
He has a space ship and its connected/is the device he uses to consume worlds, he is technology based on top of being magical. Lots of Kirbys characters like Doctor Doom fuse future tech and magic, dont listen to previous replies who dont read anything he doesnt just teleport around.
Anonymous No.212971682
>>212966829
Holy fuck look at those legs
Anonymous No.212971889
>>212971468
>>in 99% of her appearances she is not silver surfer and her being it in one miniscule appearence does not justify choosing that from that comic and nothing else from it
It does if this IS Earth X
Anonymous No.212972926
>>212970349
So love has blinded you?
Anonymous No.212974101 >>212974173
This thread reminds me I want to have sex with a Doctor Who Weeping angel.
Anonymous No.212974173
>>212974101
eerrrr
Anonymous No.212974711
Should have given her curly metal hair.
Anonymous No.212974801
>>212961030 (OP)
if Chris Chan were a female phenotype
Anonymous No.212975006 >>212975437 >>212995907
>>212961444
Then why does he need to eat planets if he’s that powerful? He should be eating stars.
Anonymous No.212975349 >>212975460
>>212967510
They were the majority in the parts of the globe that anyone gave a shit about. Also more reason to preserve them since there's never been a point in history where they haven't been a minority.
Anonymous No.212975437 >>212975615 >>212993442
>>212975006
616 Comic explanation: Life-bearing planets have a sort of cosmic bio energy that is what he requires.
Earth X Comic explanation: he's the apex predator of the Celestials, and devours planets for the delicious Celestial hatchling filling.
Anonymous No.212975460
>>212975349
>They were the majority in the parts of the globe that whiteoids gave a shit about.
Anonymous No.212975485
>>212966123
Wholesome
Anonymous No.212975615 >>212976325
>>212975437
Oh and
Faggot John Byrne comic explanation: He's part of some abstract trinity with Death and Eternity, and he must keep demolishing and consuming planets with sentient life because cosmic reason, and he feels sorta bad about it so it's ok.
Seriously, fuck that guy Byrne.
Anonymous No.212975696
Why didn't they cast Julia Garner as Sue Storm?
Anonymous No.212976325
>>212975615
>Seriously, fuck that guy Byrne.
Hey, Byrne is /ourguy/!
Anonymous No.212976709
>>212964025
She's beautiful
Anonymous No.212976728
>>212964025
>mocking Madonna while being in line for her biopic
Anonymous No.212977195
I'd wax her surfboard.
Anonymous No.212977920
>>212964347
But then she needs to cuck the Silver Surfer with the Human Torch
Anonymous No.212978008
>>212966055
>>212966193
Well, obviously ypu are not paying attention. The same "factor" has turned a male into a disgusting monster and a female into a more attractive and capable version of herself.
Zero logical sense and double standards.
>>212966260
Which doesn't change the fact it was truly retarded. Why not create a totally distinct character?
Anonymous No.212978019
>>212961377
The only reason the original Surfer was bald because Norrin Radd was bald before he was transformed.
Anonymous No.212978070
>>212962136
Came for this. Tak anon
Anonymous No.212978355
>>212961377
>he thinks becoming a herald means your hair disappears
Anonymous No.212979419
>>212963114
kek
Anonymous No.212979829
>>212961125
Duke Kahanamoku was real big at the time brah
Anonymous No.212980130
>>212961030 (OP)
check out her face here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWvG4-QARUY&t=30s

lmao
Anonymous No.212980290
>>212965266
SHINY AND CHROME
Anonymous No.212980362
>>212961466
hehe butthole
Anonymous No.212980443
SNIFFS HER SILVERY BUTTHOLE
IS SMELLS LIKE MERCURY AND GALLIUM
Anonymous No.212980808
>>212961225
Is this response further proof of this website being filled with bots and ai or are you retards so lazy you get chatgpt to generate responses for you now?
Anonymous No.212980833
>>212965399
I use it often for searches and explanations chatgpt has a way of writing. If you can't tell then you aren't ready.
Anonymous No.212981545
>>212961257
Garfield expression
Anonymous No.212981571
>>212962136
How did we sleep on this one?
Anonymous No.212981598
>>212961219
She's such a cutie pie. I'm not attracted to 9s and 10s. This is what I want my wife to look like
Anonymous No.212981630
>>212961030 (OP)
silver cock surfer
Anonymous No.212981784
>>212961219
cute
>>212962136
pretty
>>212961466
very disrespectful
Anonymous No.212981855
>>212969595
that is an incredibly accurate description
Anonymous No.212981894
>>212966710
>>212969534
>>212969687
that is one dog-faced girl
Anonymous No.212981989
>>212966829
>Is this a dildo?
>No?
>Ok goodbye
Anonymous No.212982046
>>212966623
>Hack

This does not mean what you think it means
Anonymous No.212982070
>>212962731
oh my lord
Anonymous No.212982241
>>212961030 (OP)
Stop projecting
Anonymous No.212982971 >>212996520
>>212962136
>MARDI
Please, never ever remind me of Ozark ever again.
Anonymous No.212983052
>>212968311
wtf why does she only look good when doing shit like that?
Anonymous No.212983750
>>212961030 (OP)
All the non-shill reactions have started coming out and they are actually giving decent to positive reactions. Conservative reviews like it more than Superman. Gunnfags on suicide watch.
Anonymous No.212983851
>>212961446
>let's make this character a WOMAN but in comics before!

Thanks for your input resetera.
Anonymous No.212983912 >>212988525
>>212961935
I never thought there will be worse CGI than Darkseid in ZSLJ, but here it is, jesus.
Anonymous No.212983982
>>212961030 (OP)
>>212961427
They have the same jawline, lol.
Anonymous No.212984235
>>212961873
She tastes like a 9 volt battery
Anonymous No.212984311
>>212962596
Everything about MCU F4 from the actual movie to the promos seem to miss the retro look the movie is trying to do. Was Mad Men really that long ago?
Anonymous No.212984386
>>212961614
He feeds on cosmic energy
Anonymous No.212985353 >>212994327
Stop liking evil female characters
Anonymous No.212985480 >>212988679
>>212961030 (OP)
ANY PLOT/CREDIT SCENE LEAK??
Anonymous No.212985519
>>212965797
alt 0151
β€”β€”β€”β€”
Anonymous No.212985733 >>212986029
I don't know what it is but there's something about this ugly bitch's face that just pisses me off.
Anonymous No.212986029 >>212986112
>>212985733
You probably prefer men.
Anonymous No.212986112
>>212986029
>doesn't like an objectively ugly woman
>must be gay
Projecting much?
Anonymous No.212987178
>>212962596
The first one looks nothing like the actors, which is why it's the better one
Anonymous No.212988510
>>212962778
I like the 70s hairdo
Anonymous No.212988525 >>212994093
>>212983912
Why is it bad, anon?
Anonymous No.212988679 >>212989004
>>212985480
Yeah and they suck
Anonymous No.212989004
>>212988679
link?
Anonymous No.212989015 >>212990578
>>212961030 (OP)
WOULD
Anonymous No.212990573 >>212995672
>>212961108
>HaIr LoOkS tOo FaKe
you fucking idiot, the skin looks real? you fucking morons really upset me, its a fucking alien, its an adaptation of a comic book character. Why the fuck are people as retarded as you? holy shit
Anonymous No.212990578
>>212989015
wow, how brave
Anonymous No.212990786
>>212961634
its ok to be a fucking faggot, but you dont need to say someones is repulsive just because you like to suck cock
Anonymous No.212991844
So is she solid or fluid?
Anonymous No.212992846
you're all going to die down here
Anonymous No.212992981
>>212965315
You're giving them too much credit.
Anonymous No.212993212 >>212993582
>>212961567
>>212966407
Stormbreaker: The Saga of Beta Ray Bill 2005
Anonymous No.212993442
>>212975437
Earth X Comic explanation: he's the apex predator of the Celestials, and devours planets for the delicious Celestial hatchling filling.
In hindsight, Eternals and Fantastic Four should have been 1 movie. Thunderbitches and Captain African-American also.
Anonymous No.212993582
>>212993212
Anonymous No.212994093 >>212994176 >>212994262 >>212994412 >>212994644 >>212994743 >>212997636
>>212988525
It unironically looks like something out of early 90s. T-1000 completely mogs this.
Pic related is nearly 20 fucking years.
Anonymous No.212994176 >>212994244
>>212994093
Answer the question. Why does it look bad?
Anonymous No.212994244 >>212994277
>>212994176
It looks low effort, cheap, outdated, low resolution with absolutely atrocious lighting and laughable animation.
But you know that.
Anonymous No.212994262
>>212994093
Why are you using such a shitty quality image? Are you sourcing from a 720p youtube bitrate or what? That's not what the film looks like.
Anonymous No.212994277
>>212994244
>low resolution
And you don't think this has anything to do with the incredibly low res image used for your "comparison"?
Anonymous No.212994327
>>212985353
can't stop, won't stop
Anonymous No.212994412 >>212994548
>>212994093
The one on the right looks extremely dated, what are you on about? It doesn't look physical at all.
Anonymous No.212994548 >>212994608 >>212994963 >>212995004
>>212994412
Yes, it looks exactly as dated as the one from 2025. It's more detailed though.
Anonymous No.212994608 >>212994669
>>212994548
>It's more detailed though.
No, it isn't.
Anonymous No.212994644
>>212994093
>pecs are extremely well defined on dude silver surfer
>breasts are barely visible on female silver surfer
Fucking Hollywood
Anonymous No.212994669
>>212994608
Marketer cope is delicious.
Anonymous No.212994743 >>212994973
>>212994093
Sometimes I forget that CGI used to be a good thing.
Anonymous No.212994963 >>212995002
>>212994548
The reflections and textures are vastly less detailed than the 2025 version. >>212961935
Anonymous No.212994973
>>212994743
I have never been a fan of 00's Spiderman movies, but I saw them recently and I was shocked just how much its CGI mogs everything that came out in past 5 years.
Anonymous No.212995002 >>212995021
>>212994963
This has to be a fucking shitpost.
Anonymous No.212995004 >>212995041
>>212994548
>intentionally use a terrible resolution image
No shit it appears more "detailed".
Anonymous No.212995021
>>212995002
It's completely accurate.
Anonymous No.212995041 >>212995214 >>212995263 >>212995571 >>212996046
>>212995004
>terrible resolution image
>image directly from official trailer
Anonymous No.212995134
>>212961257
Nice.
Anonymous No.212995149 >>212995201
F4 kino in Rivals and this movie
Anonymous No.212995201
>>212995149
Rivals have nothing to do with this low effort westcuck trash.
Anonymous No.212995214 >>212995565
>>212995041
Don't really watch too many trailers, but I don't get the impression many are ever uploaded with good quality in mind. They're all the same youtube compression garbage.
Anonymous No.212995263 >>212995565
>>212995041
>>image directly from official trailer
oh fuck off, you know full well the bitrate on youtube is embarrassingly terrible, it's been a complaint for years and years
Anonymous No.212995565 >>212995619 >>212996046
>>212995214
>>212995263
Nuclear levels of marketer cope. $350 million incoming.
Anonymous No.212995571 >>212996466 >>212996524 >>212996882 >>212997457
>>212995041
Movie trailers are uploaded in pathetically bad quality to youtube, compressed to fuck. We used to at least have quicktime trailers from Apple's movie trailer section, where you could get them in native resolution, but we don't even have that anymore. Video game trailers are actually uploaded in 4k, still compressed but reasonably close, and you can usually get them in their native resolutuon elsewhere easily. But movie trailers are stuck in 2009 on youtube.

You can't actually think when you see a film in the theater that it is this resolution, surely?
Anonymous No.212995619
>>212995565
Where are they wrong? Movie trailers ARE horrible quality on youtube. And worse than ever, I see new uploads there and they look like a pixelated face on Cops half the trailer.
Anonymous No.212995634
>>212961935
shiny and chrome
Anonymous No.212995672
>>212990573
There is no point to be upset.
Anonymous No.212995907
>>212975006
Because he was made in the 60's and until then, Odin / Uatu where the top dogs. At that time, eating a planet was a really Big deal.
But decades later, everything had to be much bigger.
Also, in universe, he Can feeds on stars, but that would doom a whole solar system, rather than one planet.
Anonymous No.212996046 >>212996492
>>212995565
>>212995041
If your entire argument has to rely on clinging to a shitty 360p screenshot it's not much of an argument.
Anonymous No.212996466 >>212996524 >>212996636 >>212997049 >>212997984
>>212995571
>You can't actually think when you see a film in the theater that it is this resolution, surely?

That's exactly how all Marvel movies post Endgame look like.
Anonymous No.212996492
>>212996046
Your entire Marvel slop girlboss movie is in 360p.
Anonymous No.212996520
>>212962136
>>212982971
how do you end a series like THAT
Anonymous No.212996524
>>212996466
That doesn't look ANYTHING like >>212995571 resolution wise.
Anonymous No.212996547
>>212962699
Rivals unironically saved Mahvel
Anonymous No.212996560
>>212961030 (OP)
>Oh my God, she's so beautiful
Anonymous No.212996636
>>212996466
>clearly vastly higher resolution screencap
I don't get it
Anonymous No.212996681
>>212961540
I like the idea but why then would our minds present galactus as some giant dude in a funky costume?
Anonymous No.212996882 >>212997063
>>212995571
>But movie trailers are stuck in 2009 on youtube.
good. you didn't need 4k anyways, you wanted that much. lossless 480p is all you need.
Anonymous No.212997049
>>212996466
You seem to be confusing the design of whatever this is being incredibly stupid looking with the quality of its resolution, which isn't showing any issues. It's not a 4k direct feed still but at least it isn't a printscreen shot of a youtube video.
Anonymous No.212997063 >>212997088
>>212996882
It's not "lossless" though is it you dunce?
Anonymous No.212997088 >>212997257 >>212997367
>>212997063
>download 4k video
>open it in handbrake
>set RF/Constant Quality as 0 with a resolution of 480p
it's lossless. hopefully this helps!
Anonymous No.212997257 >>212997278 >>212997350
>>212997088
>>download 4k
Wow your commitment to 4k lasted a whole one word
Anonymous No.212997278 >>212997350
>>212997257
480p*
Anonymous No.212997350
>>212997257
>>212997278
you think this is about the journey when this is about the destination.
Anonymous No.212997367 >>212997382
>>212997088
yeah I'd love a 4k movie trailer for once, where do I download that?
Anonymous No.212997382 >>212997406 >>212997417
>>212997367
get youtube premium
Anonymous No.212997406
>>212997382
No.
Anonymous No.212997417 >>212997447
>>212997382
>youtube
>capable of anything resembling 4k
number going up doesn't mean shit when they compress videos like they do
Anonymous No.212997447 >>212997632
>>212997417
exactly. that's why you should be watching your trailers in lossless 480p instead.
Anonymous No.212997457
>>212995571
I'm with you, I miss the old days of hi-res, high bitrate .mov files
Anonymous No.212997632 >>212997658
>>212997447
Once again, where's the "lossless"?
Anonymous No.212997636
>>212994093
no metal butt no ticket sale
Anonymous No.212997658
>>212997632
Anonymous No.212997683 >>212997711
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/lossless%20480p/
Anonymous No.212997711
>>212997683
it's troubling how much engagement that idiocy gets
Anonymous No.212997953
>>212961225
t. chat gpt
Anonymous No.212997984
>>212996466
>posts image disproving himself