Imagine letting Ernest fuck you in the ass and all the wacky shit he'd get up to while his hillbilly retard cock tares up your busy. Absolutely divine, Vern.
Them homosexuals burn in hell, Vern. Luckily ol' Ernest has it on good authority from you-know-who that doin' you-know-what to can't-tell-the-differences is A-Okay
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The court room's reaction to Ernest eating paper in Ernest Goes to Jail will never fail to make me laugh. That bewildered juror's double take as Ernest goes "OH BOY. A FIELD TRIP" with a mouthful of ink is fucking perfect