>>212967192Reminds me of a joke that was sort of like this:
A gold digger married an old guy. Her mom tells her before wedding night, that everything will be ok, he probably won't even get it up because he is too old, etc. Tells the daughter to call her next day.
Day passed. Two days. Week passed.
Mother is worried, decides to visit. Door opens up, the completely tired bride (naked, sweaty, running mascara, circles under eyes, heavy breathing) appears and tells her:
"Mom, he doesn't have an ED, he has dementia. He lies on top of me, we have sex, he comes, forgets about it, and goes again thinking it's the first time. And he haven't stopped ever since"