Explain why this movie is bad without resorting to racial epithets

>>212966555 (OP)
this movie is bad because of racial epithets oh shit i blew it didnt i? checked btw

>>212966555 (OP)
that get

It's all about race. You can't ask people to not talk about its major theme.

It's not bad

>>212966555 (OP)
I don't like horror movies. I think the main characters are just too stupid, and this was no exception. Even without the marketing, the trap is obvious. The family comes on way too strong, and the hypnosis that potent should a big red flag. You'd have to be a retard to stay in that house even one more hour after regaining consciousness, it's clear that family was up to something nefarious.

The plot twist she is bad it is obvious

>>212966555 (OP)
It's a good movie.

It's an exact ripoff of The Skeleton Key, go watch that instead.

>>212966781
Kek not even close
In The Skeleton Key they do it solely to just keep living
In Get Out whitey is doing it because they WANT to be black

>>212966818
So the blind guy just wanted to be black?

it's boring

>>212966555 (OP)
Whatever happened to Daniel Kaluuya?

what was the point of the bitch eating fruit loops with a glass of milk?

>>212966555 (OP)
Is that Wayne Brady?

>>212966555 (OP)
>le hypnosis
>le brain surgery to switch your body
the movie dropped off a cliff after this reveal

>>212966555 (OP)
Well he's a nigger

negrolatry at it's finest

>>212966555 (OP)
Because American Fiction exists and it does an actually accurate job at covering racism to afro-americans. I still dislike most afro-americans, but at least I understand them a bit more

>>212966555 (OP)
because in the real world lots of black people are dysfunctional in society due to cognitive and emotional deficits rather than the pervasive and all-powerful force of white racism, so the allegory of the film is stupid and condescending and wrong

The DIRECTING

>>212967065
Nope

>>212967474
was a better movie than Get Out

>>212966555 (OP)
It should have been more explicit in it's target and the white liberal fantasy of black virility

>>212967065
He’s been in a bunch of movies since Get Out. I seriously don’t know how a movie board can comprise of people that know so little about movies.

>>212966555 (OP)
Its was okay. Problem is half the time it comes off as a comedy, even in a few I'm sure unintended moments.

>>212967065
Supposedly he joined a cult or something like that.

>>212966555 (OP)
Black men are repulsive.

>>212966555 (OP)
White people wanting to become black people, suddenly is about white supremacy.

Plot doesn't make any fucking sense
>Oh you have to meet my parents, they're like really weird and racist and into hypnotism and have a black manservant who will scream at you to get out
>heheh aight coo' coo' I'll tag along through the hole thang and make minimal efforts to get the fuck out

>>212966555 (OP)
nigger2

>>212966555 (OP)
It's not bad. It was probably the best use of Jordan Peele's disdain for his white genetics.

It is always funny to remember he was abandoned by his black father, raised by his white mother, and grew up hating white people.

>>212966555 (OP)
i just didnt find it very exciting other than a few scenes, like the first hypnosis thing stood out. Other than that it felt like a forgettable horror movie.

6.5/10?

>>212966555 (OP)
Main character is dumb , ridiculous plot and themes

>>212966555 (OP)
it got too many crackas in it

>>212966555 (OP)
Nigger

>>212966555 (OP)
>white people...LE BAD
groundbreaking

>>212967038
/thread

Is that the same actress who got her ass ate on Girls?

It's a fucking stupid premise that makes no sense. Why would a rich White want to be black?

>>212966555 (OP)
Because it's a weaker Skeleton Key which is better in every way

>>212966555 (OP)
I don't think it was bad
I think it's a quintessential example of neomarxian-intersectionalist excess and incompetence, borne of Hollywood's insistence on the tragic mismanagement of their institutional machinery, via the practice of DEI and nonwhite nepotism
we can certainly trust Peele to work to undermine what was handed to him for free—that's a microcosm of the entire 'epistemological decolonisation' era
the picture functioned as yet another hammer blow, driving the wedge of American politicosocioracial-polarisation deeper still—pushing resentment, fear, fatigue, othering, and so on... ironically all in the name of tolerance and acceptance
>"...and here's why that's a good thing."

>>212968461
>It is always funny to remember he was abandoned by his black father, raised by his white mother, and grew up hating white people.
This is exactly what happened to Tom Morello too.

>>212969167
Ill never understand why people enjoy his band

>>212966555 (OP)
what if stepford wives was about blacks, with a touch of the skeleton key, by banana peele

>>212969167
And Obama.

>>212968795
The very same

>>212966555 (OP)
no problem if that kind of couple choose to be together. the problem is the establishment today shoving it down our throats literally everywhere you look making clear there's an agenda. get it?

The first half is decent black comedy, pun intended. After the hypnosis, it just becomes a generic thriller. Peele does nothing creative with his direction either.

>>212966555 (OP)
>What's 2+2? And don't say 4

>AWWWWWW SHEEEEIIITT NIGGA WHERE DAH FRPID CHKIN AT

The plot of this movie is just
>AYO WYTE PEEPO BE TRYNA KEEL US
and redditards spend infinity posts obsequiously intellectualizing it. It's self insert slop for the negroes.

>>212968461

Not really, hating white people is what gets you hollywood funding right now, I don't think there needs to be any deeper reason.

>>212966555 (OP)
Wasn't that an episode of Black Mirror?

I liked it a lot. still think the movie should've ended with him getting arrested though, its unrealistic that he murders them all and we're expected to believe he just lives happily ever after? his prints were all over the house and on the bodies - yeah it was self-defense but who's gonna believe him or testify to that? especially since he's black, they'll convict him guilty in like 5 seconds

>>212966555 (OP)
I am surprised no one has mentioned several of the non racial problems.

1. These people want to change bodies, but the result of body change is acting creepily around the house, making a scene in a party while your nose bleeds, almost lobotomized and being put in service positions despite being the heads of the family. The movie doesn't actually establishes why it would be better to change bodies. It expects that cultural baggage and bias informs us why it would be so great.

2. The art dealer who is blind (already nonsensical) wants to become this other man because he is a great photographer. Photography is a learned ability, it has nothing to do with genetics and I'm not even talking about race. Painting might be more influenced by genetics in the sense that you need more precision, better color interpretation, etc. In photography, a machine makes most of the work, your artistic work is emotional and intellectual, not physical. Your eyes are not better at photography than someone else's except in the case of being totally blind vs having working eyes, and in that sense any set of eyes would work. This means that the movie itself makes the racial aspect of the change completely irrelevant. Even if the guy was trying to switch to a white guy he wouldn't take advantage of his "vision".

But that is not all... The guy is not even a well known photographer. He is a struggling nobody having small time exhibitions. The movie tells us that he is a low level worker for the TSA. So the motivation is completely absurd. If it is true that because of his race or genes he can be a better photographer... there has to be better artists you can become. Not some weekend photographer nobody off the street.

Cont.

>>212966555 (OP)
>>212972136

3. This is minor, but it really bothers me. The movie establishes that they are willing to kidnap people off the street in the first fucking sequence, so the WHOLE relationship setting is absurd and unnecessary. Like I said, this guy is a total nobody he's not gonna be missed. The person who comes to his rescue is his coworker, not even a family member. Why would they waste time, resources, etc throwing a party when they can snatch people and wear them like a suit?

I get this things happen so that Peele can make some "commentary" but the script is inconsistent, ridiculous and outright stupid most of the time. If you can't say what you want to say without the very fabric of your script falling apart, then your movie is trash. I really, really hate this movie and any praise it gets.

>>212966555 (OP)
Literally all the social commentary is wrong. It's classic "they hate us 'cause they ain't us" arachnophobic people want to fuck spiders cope. It's a decent thriller outside of that, though

>>212972136
additionally , WHY would you WANT to be a black person? I know "the sick and twisted mind of jordan peele" thinks all white people want to be black but no not really

>>212966555 (OP)
too black / 10

>>212966555 (OP)
There is nothing wrong with pattern recognition.

>>212968940
Because muh themes.

>>212966555 (OP)
Is that marnie from girls