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Anonymous No.212966555 >>212966564 >>212966582 >>212966751 >>212966765 >>212967065 >>212967111 >>212967139 >>212967153 >>212967214 >>212967225 >>212967582 >>212967667 >>212967694 >>212968016 >>212968374 >>212968461 >>212968572 >>212968580 >>212968661 >>212968720 >>212968740 >>212969015 >>212969128 >>212969287 >>212969847 >>212970378 >>212971556 >>212972136 >>212972167 >>212972363 >>212972617 >>212972643 >>212973559
Explain why this movie is bad without resorting to racial epithets
Anonymous No.212966564
>>212966555 (OP)
this movie is bad because of racial epithets oh shit i blew it didnt i? checked btw
Anonymous No.212966582
>>212966555 (OP)
that get
Anonymous No.212966698
It's all about race. You can't ask people to not talk about its major theme.
Anonymous No.212966719
It's not bad
Anonymous No.212966751
>>212966555 (OP)
I don't like horror movies. I think the main characters are just too stupid, and this was no exception. Even without the marketing, the trap is obvious. The family comes on way too strong, and the hypnosis that potent should a big red flag. You'd have to be a retard to stay in that house even one more hour after regaining consciousness, it's clear that family was up to something nefarious.
Anonymous No.212966759
The plot twist she is bad it is obvious
Anonymous No.212966765
>>212966555 (OP)
It's a good movie.
Anonymous No.212966781 >>212966818
It's an exact ripoff of The Skeleton Key, go watch that instead.
Anonymous No.212966818 >>212966941
>>212966781
Kek not even close
In The Skeleton Key they do it solely to just keep living
In Get Out whitey is doing it because they WANT to be black
Anonymous No.212966941
>>212966818
So the blind guy just wanted to be black?
Anonymous No.212967038 >>212968763
it's boring
Anonymous No.212967065 >>212967474 >>212967587 >>212967691
>>212966555 (OP)
Whatever happened to Daniel Kaluuya?
Anonymous No.212967076
what was the point of the bitch eating fruit loops with a glass of milk?
Anonymous No.212967111
>>212966555 (OP)
Is that Wayne Brady?
Anonymous No.212967139
>>212966555 (OP)
>le hypnosis
>le brain surgery to switch your body
the movie dropped off a cliff after this reveal
Anonymous No.212967153
>>212966555 (OP)
Well he's a nigger
Anonymous No.212967159
negrolatry at it's finest
Anonymous No.212967214
>>212966555 (OP)
Because American Fiction exists and it does an actually accurate job at covering racism to afro-americans. I still dislike most afro-americans, but at least I understand them a bit more
Anonymous No.212967225
>>212966555 (OP)
because in the real world lots of black people are dysfunctional in society due to cognitive and emotional deficits rather than the pervasive and all-powerful force of white racism, so the allegory of the film is stupid and condescending and wrong
Anonymous No.212967352
The DIRECTING
Anonymous No.212967474 >>212967521
>>212967065
Nope
Anonymous No.212967521
>>212967474
was a better movie than Get Out
Anonymous No.212967582
>>212966555 (OP)
It should have been more explicit in it's target and the white liberal fantasy of black virility
Anonymous No.212967587
>>212967065
He’s been in a bunch of movies since Get Out. I seriously don’t know how a movie board can comprise of people that know so little about movies.
Anonymous No.212967667
>>212966555 (OP)
Its was okay. Problem is half the time it comes off as a comedy, even in a few I'm sure unintended moments.
Anonymous No.212967691
>>212967065
Supposedly he joined a cult or something like that.
Anonymous No.212967694
>>212966555 (OP)
Black men are repulsive.
Anonymous No.212968016
>>212966555 (OP)
White people wanting to become black people, suddenly is about white supremacy.
Anonymous No.212968154
Plot doesn't make any fucking sense
>Oh you have to meet my parents, they're like really weird and racist and into hypnotism and have a black manservant who will scream at you to get out
>heheh aight coo' coo' I'll tag along through the hole thang and make minimal efforts to get the fuck out
Anonymous No.212968374
>>212966555 (OP)
nigger2
Anonymous No.212968461 >>212969167 >>212971472
>>212966555 (OP)
It's not bad. It was probably the best use of Jordan Peele's disdain for his white genetics.

It is always funny to remember he was abandoned by his black father, raised by his white mother, and grew up hating white people.
Anonymous No.212968572
>>212966555 (OP)
i just didnt find it very exciting other than a few scenes, like the first hypnosis thing stood out. Other than that it felt like a forgettable horror movie.

6.5/10?
Anonymous No.212968580
>>212966555 (OP)
Main character is dumb , ridiculous plot and themes
Anonymous No.212968661
>>212966555 (OP)
it got too many crackas in it
Anonymous No.212968720
>>212966555 (OP)
Nigger
Anonymous No.212968740
>>212966555 (OP)
>white people...LE BAD
groundbreaking
Anonymous No.212968763
>>212967038
/thread
Anonymous No.212968795 >>212969560
Is that the same actress who got her ass ate on Girls?
Anonymous No.212968940 >>212973480
It's a fucking stupid premise that makes no sense. Why would a rich White want to be black?
Anonymous No.212969015
>>212966555 (OP)
Because it's a weaker Skeleton Key which is better in every way
Anonymous No.212969128
>>212966555 (OP)
I don't think it was bad
I think it's a quintessential example of neomarxian-intersectionalist excess and incompetence, borne of Hollywood's insistence on the tragic mismanagement of their institutional machinery, via the practice of DEI and nonwhite nepotism
we can certainly trust Peele to work to undermine what was handed to him for free—that's a microcosm of the entire 'epistemological decolonisation' era
the picture functioned as yet another hammer blow, driving the wedge of American politicosocioracial-polarisation deeper still—pushing resentment, fear, fatigue, othering, and so on... ironically all in the name of tolerance and acceptance
>"...and here's why that's a good thing."
Anonymous No.212969167 >>212969213 >>212969385
>>212968461
>It is always funny to remember he was abandoned by his black father, raised by his white mother, and grew up hating white people.
This is exactly what happened to Tom Morello too.
Anonymous No.212969213
>>212969167
Ill never understand why people enjoy his band
Anonymous No.212969287
>>212966555 (OP)
what if stepford wives was about blacks, with a touch of the skeleton key, by banana peele
Anonymous No.212969385
>>212969167
And Obama.
Anonymous No.212969560
>>212968795
The very same
Anonymous No.212969847
>>212966555 (OP)
no problem if that kind of couple choose to be together. the problem is the establishment today shoving it down our throats literally everywhere you look making clear there's an agenda. get it?
Anonymous No.212970358
The first half is decent black comedy, pun intended. After the hypnosis, it just becomes a generic thriller. Peele does nothing creative with his direction either.
Anonymous No.212970378
>>212966555 (OP)
>What's 2+2? And don't say 4
Anonymous No.212970423
>AWWWWWW SHEEEEIIITT NIGGA WHERE DAH FRPID CHKIN AT
Anonymous No.212970512
The plot of this movie is just
>AYO WYTE PEEPO BE TRYNA KEEL US
and redditards spend infinity posts obsequiously intellectualizing it. It's self insert slop for the negroes.
Anonymous No.212971472
>>212968461

Not really, hating white people is what gets you hollywood funding right now, I don't think there needs to be any deeper reason.
Anonymous No.212971556
>>212966555 (OP)
Wasn't that an episode of Black Mirror?
Anonymous No.212971635
I liked it a lot. still think the movie should've ended with him getting arrested though, its unrealistic that he murders them all and we're expected to believe he just lives happily ever after? his prints were all over the house and on the bodies - yeah it was self-defense but who's gonna believe him or testify to that? especially since he's black, they'll convict him guilty in like 5 seconds
Anonymous No.212972136 >>212972167 >>212972584
>>212966555 (OP)
I am surprised no one has mentioned several of the non racial problems.

1. These people want to change bodies, but the result of body change is acting creepily around the house, making a scene in a party while your nose bleeds, almost lobotomized and being put in service positions despite being the heads of the family. The movie doesn't actually establishes why it would be better to change bodies. It expects that cultural baggage and bias informs us why it would be so great.

2. The art dealer who is blind (already nonsensical) wants to become this other man because he is a great photographer. Photography is a learned ability, it has nothing to do with genetics and I'm not even talking about race. Painting might be more influenced by genetics in the sense that you need more precision, better color interpretation, etc. In photography, a machine makes most of the work, your artistic work is emotional and intellectual, not physical. Your eyes are not better at photography than someone else's except in the case of being totally blind vs having working eyes, and in that sense any set of eyes would work. This means that the movie itself makes the racial aspect of the change completely irrelevant. Even if the guy was trying to switch to a white guy he wouldn't take advantage of his "vision".

But that is not all... The guy is not even a well known photographer. He is a struggling nobody having small time exhibitions. The movie tells us that he is a low level worker for the TSA. So the motivation is completely absurd. If it is true that because of his race or genes he can be a better photographer... there has to be better artists you can become. Not some weekend photographer nobody off the street.

Cont.
Anonymous No.212972167
>>212966555 (OP)
>>212972136

3. This is minor, but it really bothers me. The movie establishes that they are willing to kidnap people off the street in the first fucking sequence, so the WHOLE relationship setting is absurd and unnecessary. Like I said, this guy is a total nobody he's not gonna be missed. The person who comes to his rescue is his coworker, not even a family member. Why would they waste time, resources, etc throwing a party when they can snatch people and wear them like a suit?

I get this things happen so that Peele can make some "commentary" but the script is inconsistent, ridiculous and outright stupid most of the time. If you can't say what you want to say without the very fabric of your script falling apart, then your movie is trash. I really, really hate this movie and any praise it gets.
Anonymous No.212972363
>>212966555 (OP)
Literally all the social commentary is wrong. It's classic "they hate us 'cause they ain't us" arachnophobic people want to fuck spiders cope. It's a decent thriller outside of that, though
Anonymous No.212972584
>>212972136
additionally , WHY would you WANT to be a black person? I know "the sick and twisted mind of jordan peele" thinks all white people want to be black but no not really
Anonymous No.212972617
>>212966555 (OP)
too black / 10
Anonymous No.212972643
>>212966555 (OP)
There is nothing wrong with pattern recognition.
Anonymous No.212973480
>>212968940
Because muh themes.
Anonymous No.212973559
>>212966555 (OP)
Is that marnie from girls