itt shameful tv woulds

Name a bigger JUST in the past 10 years

>>212967543 (OP)
Hunter

>>212967543 (OP)
Now THAT'S a true slampig

Anyone still have that webm of her dancing, it has to be 10 years old by now

>>212967543 (OP)
there was a time she was decently thick without being obnoxiously fat, that said when she was sticc thin she actually wasn't hideous

>>212967543 (OP)
god she's disgusting

>>212967714
she's a flatso which is always gross

>>212967714
absolute disgusting pork-heavy fatsters

>>212967728
>god she's disgusting
No other way to put it

>>212967714

>>212967714
Imagine being there with these two babes ready to go? I'd be in heaven desu

Why doesn't she take ozempic like att the other fatties

for me it's Schaal

>>212967543 (OP)
>>212967714
i refuse to believe any sane man would this, shamefully or otherwise

>>212967842
man? no
but a beast such as i...

>>212967812
Ozempic isn't magic. You have to exercise and watch what you eat still

>>212967543 (OP)

>>212967842
OP picture is a no
the second picture is a YES!

>>212967842
>sane man
I plead insanity your honour, I am simple crazy for pussy

>>212967877
>shameful
He is objectively hot, just ask any woman.

>>212967543 (OP)
My ex had roughly this body type and the sex was amazing. The pussy isn't going to feel any worse just because the body and face look like that.

>>212967543 (OP)
Lena Dunham is an unparalleled artistic genius probing the metaphysics of our reality.

>>212967922
not true, fat girl pussy feels like mud, like a loose swampy marsh

>>212967911
yeah that granny could get it

>>212967911

?!?

Love thicc women like this. They know exactly how to please a man unlike entitled dead fish skinny twig bitches.
It's more natural to look like this

>>212967543 (OP)

>>212967714
I was in prison from 2010 until 2015. I'm so glad I missed this bitch and everything about this bitch, same with portlandia. I went to prison and somehow everyone else became faggots.

>>212967977
>I was in prison from 2010 until 2015.
yikes

>>212967977
cp charges?

>>212967977
Portlandia was a satire tbf

>>212967543 (OP)
not even with a rented dick

>>212967945
Fatness and pussy tightness have nothing to do with each other

>>212967975
I don't believe you

>>212967977

Here's a rundown for you

>>212967827
She's adorable. Not shameful at all.

>>212967543 (OP)
>showing off your gunt

>>212967922
how do you get hard though

>>212967945
your virginity is showing

>>212967873
>You have to exercise
You don't, the true reality is losing weight is vastly more tied to what you eat than exercise
Difference is with exercise you'll prevent or reduce muscle loss while on it
If Ozempic required people to exercise it wouldn't be anywhere near as popular and effective as it is

>watch what you eat still
Yes and no since it makes you physically ill and nauseous if you eat a lot which does help ensuring you eat properly considering humans are just like dogs and easily moved by pain
Depending on the dosage you'll pretty much eat like a small bird since you won't have the desire for more, it even changes the perception of taste so fattening food won't flood your brain with feel good hormones as much
tldr it works because it literally FORCES your body as in the automatic biological processes that govern it to block you from eating, thus eliminating the actual human error/imput part of the equation

>>212967543 (OP)
>>212967714
I don't mind slampigs but she looks particularly repulsive. I don't know why fat women get tattoos, specially those trashy ones, looks so nasty

>>212967714
>>212967543 (OP)
I refuse to believe that threads like this are anything but engagement farming by lonely people or trolls. There is absolutely no way that three dudes who make these threads would, when given the choice, choose a ham golem over a woman with a BMI under 45.

>>212968206
It's a fem speaking from the pov of her ex. Obviously.

>>212967714
100% Would. And I would enjoy every second of it

>>212967656
Same but only if I could choose his entire outfit.

>>212968297
I wouldn't first but would those two posted below
a nice amount of fat simply feels better and more pleasurable during sex, skinny bitches are just bones and they also usually have zero boobies unless they get implants which are nowhere near the same
Plus when they reach 30+ they start looking like corpses, just look at how Kate Beckingsale looks now, vastly more repulsive and unnerving than any fat bitch

The elderly neighbor from Yes Man.

>>212967795
Consider the aroma

>>212968333
Trips of truth and their combined weight is at least 444

>>212968131
kek. honestly youre right. have picrel for an honest answer

>>212968206
High testosterone. Its a heterosexual male thing, you wouldnt get it

>>212968619
Do Asians really say "he looks like a man"? I don't get it.

>>212968387
dunno what it is about comedies making a joke of railing the old/ugly lady, but I would in all situations.

Reminder she admitted to molesting her sister in her book and nobody cared

>>212968619
ha

>>212967543 (OP)

>>212967910
KEK

>>212968609
Bro there is being horny and then there is abject desperation.

>>212967543 (OP)
Something about her fat disgusts me more than it should. I mean she's fat as fuck, obviously she's going to be disgusting, but it's like her fat is extra saggy or something.
Also is she famous again? fuck.

>>212967714
>there was a time she was decently thick without being obnoxiously fat
Proof?

>>212968110
>>212968220
absolutely wrong and clueless

>>212968719
East asian women are my thing , all ages and sizes

That is the definition of your generation.

>>212968774
>Aeeriaaals
>In the skyyy

>>212967543 (OP)
jesus

>>212967714
Smells like gefilte fish

>>212968719
>you no want breakfast

>>212968907
more like filthy fish

>>212967873
It is magic. Which is part of why it isn't safe, lol.
>>212968265
Christie looked pretty good with long hair. They uglyied her for the show.

>>212967977
are you black

>>212968904
She was beautiful back in the day, even here, but she has masculine features that wouldn't look as great as she aged. She's still alright though even for her age.

>>212967714

Last week I was finishing my masters degree. I have kept it a secret from my family and friends for 2 years except my mother. Had to do a group project with people I didn't know. There was an American chick in my group absolutely gagging for my dick. Actually decent looking facially, but like 5-10 kg away from being in good shape. Actually hard to even estimate because of the clothes she wore. Anyway, because it was a secret and I'm embarrassed about it, I told her some lies about why I'm there and what I do. Eventually do the presentation on Friday, she insists on us going to the pub afterwards. Went but had to drive home 2 hours afterwards, so only non alco beers. Eventually ended up I had to drive her home after everyone else left. Got pretty autistic about the entire situation, partly inexperience, partly because I wasn't actually sure if she was hot and partly because of the lies that are involved in this whole thing. So got to her house and she just got out, never really noticed girl gagging for it as much before but yeah. She's been texting me and sending me things on tiktok ever since I dropped her off. She used to play a college sport and I've looked through her socials, she was somehow never really in shape. Cute, but I just never felt that excited by it all. Dunno what to do from here.

>>212967543 (OP)
ew

>>212969068
she's kinda hot in those recent ghost movies

>>212967543 (OP)
Its ok if you want to have sex with her in that shape. It's not ok if you want to have sex with her knowing the type of person she is.

>>212967795
Correction, you'd be in heavy

>>212967543 (OP)
>>212967714
grim

>>212968758
that's because today pple have the views downloaded to them by the media. how else would 10MM illegals have arrived in just four years without it being hidden and excused?

>>212969411
>Its ok if you want to have sex with her in that shape
I can only imagine how disgusting you are

>>212968297
as someone who touches grass, there are absolutely chubby chasers out there. mostly gen Z and my fellow millennials

>>212967911
Please be AI

>>212969059
She was all arms and legs. They should have gotten some body builder woman and just sized her up with camera tricks and shit

>>212969568
he's trying to say that, even as disgusting as she obviously looks, her personality is even more repulsive.

>>212969600
>Please be AI
No, power of the big breaded cock

>>212967543 (OP)
>itt shameful tv woulds
Pic related

>>212968206
By having them suck and slop you up? I don't know about dating but I would see this one fat Dominican bitch every couple months. I would just come by with some weed and smoke her out and she would give me some of the most gut wrenching throat I've ever had in my life. Like this bitch was diabolical. My dick, balls, and pubes would be fucking SOAKED. Nut, slop, and spit drenching down the crack of my ass. This bitch would absolutely ruin me. Bitch should've been doing 25 to life in Azkaban for the shit she was doing to my dick. I only stopped seeing her because I think she started doing drugs. Like the more and more I'd see her, the worse and worse the condition of her place was in. Last time I saw her (this was back in February) this bitch didn't even have a fucking doorknob on her apartment door. Like it was just fucking gone. Her apt was dirty as fuck, pretty sure I saw a rat run by as I was walking in. It was fucking FILTHY. Food and garbage everywhere. I genuinely wanted to just walk back out, but the little head talked me out of it. Slopped me up for old times sake, unloaded everything I had into the back of her throat, and I haven't been back since and probably never will.

>>212967543 (OP)
jfc she doubled her weight, I mean she was fat before but now..

>>212969801
She's bulking in case Sam Hyde tries to attack her.

>>212969763
>and that's how I met your mother

>>212968780
Good head

>>212969068
Is this the landlord from Kingpin?

>>212968748
That's a dude, isn't it?

>>212968748
It isn't shameful if you're top. You can just larp that you're an ancient greek soldier.

>>212968440
dude she's gotta be pushing 300

>>212967714
who is the redhead?

>>212967964
Pan Head. You could cook your breakfast on her face

>>212969763
Kek

Luckily she can buy her dresses at a price of 80 per $30. And they're already scented.

>>212970068
Almost ready for the Tales from the Crypt remake!

>>212968619
I'm not even a man and I understand this one. There's something about that voice that's sexy. You just know she would be pleading and whining loudly for you to keep going as you tongued her down. Also, did you know that Alex Borstein was in her mid-20s when she played this character and 27 when she first started voicing Lois.

>>212967910
I love these shameful conquest pics

>>212968333
Based architect

>>212968375
Based plapjak

>>212969279
Based coomer

>>212967543 (OP)

>>212967910

38 Special - Squidbilles
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wuNZSfY78FI

>>212972327

>>212969316
Nigger stop being a bitch and just get your dick wet maybe you get a sweet gf out of it for a while

>>212969763
Post her digits

>>212969316
You think like a woman. Nervous, indecisive, asking others for help for things you should go with your gut on. You can stop and maybe have a nice time with a girl or overthink it and blow it. Up to you

>>212968970
yesss

>>212968758
IIRC she was 8 years old, aka a dumbass kid whose postmodern parents probably taught her about sex before 2nd grade

>>212972527
I don't have her phone number, I used to hit her up on Snapchat. I can redownload it and grab it for you if you really want it, she's in NYC.

>>212973793
Lmao based but gonna have to pass I’m just horny posting

>>212967714
would hard on right

>>212967977
Oh, hey, we're in the same thread! This means I can now tell people that I have a black friend!

>>212967977
>I went to prison and somehow everyone else became faggots.

>>212967714
Faps like this are the reason Hurt by Johnny cash is my post nut clarity song

>>212967543 (OP)
You do realize fat bitches don't be washing their pussies all that well?

>>212967975
>>212968131
younger tomboyish Tig was kinda cute

>>212967842
That's because you're gay and have no understanding of heterosexual urges.

>>212974068

>>212967714
Making out with the redhead while Lena rims me

>>212967543 (OP)
>>212967714
>>212971654

>>212974175
god damn wossy's daughter looks like that?

>>212967714
I honestly would if anal was on the table. Fat chicks only have one use: And that's getting pounded in the asshole.

>>212974262
>>212974175
>>212967714
>>212968333
OH NO NO NO

>>212967543 (OP)
Your're mother

>>212967827
Something tells me she would be a nice woman to just be around , like a pleasant person. Also yeah would

>>212967911
Shes not horrible. I would

>>212967975
She got no boobies , literally , Double Mastectomy

inb4 crust
You know he's an experienced bottom and cleans out, so I'll take him if none of you normals will

Not sure if this is even shameful , I think shes cute

>>212974605
>hop in

>>212967543 (OP)
Fat women just piss me the fuck off.

>>212967621
Anyone who used to be even at least OK looking. She was always a fat disgusting Jewess.

>>212968265
You'd fuck a walled model who isn't fat or extremely old? Wow, talk about desperate.

OP posted a literal pig that is somehow Jewish.

>>212974830
despite the nose she was sexy back in the day

>>212968609
Liking fatties doesn't make you high test.

>>212968333
Checked

>>212975719
dramatically low test response

This is not an ironic comment, I don't like this about myself and don't want to be like this. Nevertheless, UUUUOH

>>212976200
seek treatment
your self-esteem cannot possibly be this low

>>212976301
Agreed. That's an awful picture of her but same. Idk why I like weirdo looking women like this. They always hate me for some reason. Maybe I'm even worse looking than them.

>>212975402
Fuck yeah. >>212974605

>>212969763
>Bitch should've been doing 25 to life in Azkaban

>>212974152
I feel like if you find an open matte version of this you'll see more of her ass and pussy.

>>212967543 (OP)
a sheer dress to show off fat rolls. genius!

>>212969613
I understand what hes saying. What i am saying is that even entertaining the idea of fucking such a grotesque pig on her appearance alone can only mean himself worth is incredibly low which I can only attribute to him being a terribly disgusting mess himself.

most of you guys are lying saying you wouldn't

>>212969613
I understand what hes saying. What i am saying is that even entertaining the idea of fucking such a grotesque pig on her appearance alone can only mean that his self worth is so incredibly low that I must assume that he himself is a terribly disgusting mess too.

>>212967714
Would

>>212976752
shes cute, why is it shameful

>>212967964
I've seen less flat walls wtf

>>212975993
Whatever makes you feel better.

>>212967656
Same, but I'd feel ashamed after

>>212974530
Watch him play guitar and song shittily on behalf of White Dudes for Kamala and see if you still find him appealing

I know she has a chipmunk laugh but something about her…

Don't judge me. You haven't been tested like I have.

>>212969702
Barbie is a prime slam pig. Nothing shameful about it

>>212967543 (OP)
liar

>>212968282
If you're White it might be that she's a jewess and your genes are blaring a red alert

>>212969568
>>212976690
wrong

>>212969613
right. ty based interpreter

>>212968619
I remember when I was a kid I was also kind of attracted to her too.

Deep and raw

>>212976839
https://youtu.be/obTKTrbLUL8
Ah dammit man

>>212976962
love her acting, though her styles on the other hand...

I'm absolutely ashamed

>>212968333
I too would 100% PASS and not regret every time I remember it.

Used to have a crush on Jan Hooks on SNL. This is the picture from her obituary.
https://www.liteseyfh.com/obituary/2750490

>>212976770
>>212976752
not him, and i don't think it's exactly shameful. she just always reminded me of Loonette. Fun fact about her: She's Claire in Resident Evil.

>>212974605
What's shameful about this one? We all would. She still looks great.

>>212977075
Am I supposed to know who that is?

>>212976656
I never lied, I have jerked off to her multiple times in the past, and will multiple times in the future. Here's her gaping asshole.

>>212976870
>Nothing shameful about it
Expect for the post nut regret

>>212977214
>>212976870

>>212967543 (OP)
Guess what I’m doing tonight