Thread 212967705

>8 minute long homoerotic scene where the villain continuously smashes the main characters balls with a tied rope

what the fuck were they thinking

It was the noughties, kind of the ball torture decade.

>>212967705 (OP)
Danielle Craig is a homo irl and asked for this scene because he enjoys such things

>>212967705 (OP)
oh no haha

>>212967705 (OP)
It was in the book and it was kino both in the boom and movie

Poo poo on shoulder lol

>reportedly mads and craig were so into the method acting for this scene they wanted to take the violence further
>they really wanted 007 to get force fed his own balls (this was stopped at the last second in the movie)

>>212967705 (OP)
>there are still people who think craig is a good bond

somebody post the webms
haha...

Somehow, it's still not as bad as the poker game. Fuck, was that shit boring.

>>212967705 (OP)
it was a signal to the audience that the days of campy fun bond were over

>>212967884
>1st movie with a new bond
>have him get his ass kicked
>have him get sexually tortured
>have him get betrayed by his girl even after all this and lose both her and the money

they basically killed him from the start. don't know why they still made like 3 movies after this. hard to take him seriously after all that

*vine boom noise

>>212968180
is... he okay?

>>212968180
the chair toss is weirdly satisfying

>>212968180
how does anybody's balls even survive several hits like that?

>>212967705 (OP)
Are his balls okay though?

If he took a knife to his balls and dick he'd break him within 5 seconds

>>212968899
Why does it have to be anything with his balls in the first place?

>>212967705 (OP)
prep for Hannibal S3

>>212967705 (OP)
Faggots like you are still talking about it 19 years later so clearly it was effective.

>>212968968
It doesn't, that's just a thought I'd always had about this movie or torture in general as a concept. I think basically any man would break the millisecond the knife breaks the skin on the dick.

>>212968899
>If he took a knife to his balls and dick he'd break him within 5 seconds
le chef was about to do that before he got stopped, bond wasn't about to give and was about to lose them

This was when I knew Bond was done. Take one of the most masculine movie heroes ever and literally beat his balls in a homoerotic scene. He's not a bad 007, but the creators of his films destroyed their quality. (Yes and made billions I know so ok)

>>212967771
>Alright Daniel... any changes to the Skyfall script?
>Yes, I want the villain to be gay and capture bond and gay torture him
>Uh... again?

>>212968520
I swear it gets more casual each time I watch it

this scene probably would have had more impact if eva was being forced to watch 007 get his balls smashed. when it's just mads and craig it almost comes of as gay CBT comedy.

>>212969811
what if she laughed?

>>212967705 (OP)
i was upset mads character just kinda jobbed like a bitch. is that accurate to the book?
also craig bond sucks so much ass. dont get why normies like him the best

>>212970008
iirc the scene is pretty much the same although the torture is a bit more extreme in the book. in the book its a carpet beater with a metal end.

>>212967705 (OP)
The bros in the audience were feeling it more than anything they'd ever seen in the theater before.

Why didn't he just bring in Eva Green and threaten to cut her up? Bond would be more likely to break and surrender the money.

>>212970635
Eva should have done the CBT

>>212968792
He sucked his balls up into his scrotum and then popped them back out in time with the hits so it looked like he tanking the hits, standard mi5 training.

>>212970706
Bond would willingly pay the 120Million USD for that.

>>212967705 (OP)
That scene is why Eva Green accepted to be in to begin with, she's a fujoshi

>>212967705 (OP)
is there anything else that can get a man talk, relatively fast and no visible damage, than cbt?

I wish it was a girl hurting him.... Oh god, I also wish it was her foot and not a rope... That would of been so god dammed hot!

>>212968180
What a life

>>212970776
What the hell is Fujoshi?

>>212971980
>big busty henchman bimbo in a dominatrix outfit relentlessly smashing 007s balls
could have been kino

>>212971877
slob on his knob

>>212972019
Type of Japanese fisherman's loincloth.

>>212968048
wasnt that the scene in license to kill when felix leiter gets fed to a shark

>>212972265
clown shoe ahh feet

>>212967705 (OP)
Would it be better if a woman was doing it/receiving it? Thats why I hope the next Bond is a woman , the inevitable torture scene.