>another shill thread
Yes, we get it.
>>212967719 (OP)Howโs this movie gonna work without white human males to demonize?
>>212967719 (OP)Let's not get carried away here. three billy max.
Someone post the leaked trailer
Last digit is how many billies.
>>212967719 (OP)Movie looks like hot garbage but i'm gonna see it because i'm a completist.
>>212968850Time to hang it up, Cameron-sama
>>212968850oh no, you fucking dumbfuck
>>212968850Ignore this post, dubs confirm 3 billies incoming
>>212968933checked and nice
>>212968933Proud of you mang
>>212968933Cameronbros, WE ARE SO BACK!
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>Avatar
>Avatar: The Way of Water
>Avatar: The Will of Fire
YOU HAD ONE JOB JIMMY
ONE FUCKING JOB MAN
>>212969014Avatar: Farting Volcano
>>212967719 (OP)>Yet another Avatar film to be hyped up, released, watched, and forgotten within a few weeksIdk why cameron got so fucking fixated on this dumbass series
>>212968933Based
>>212968961That's Cameron crushing his own previous BO result with 3 billies for 3rd movie.
Remember, we're all manlets compared to the Na'vi
>>212968961Lyr-er, the Navi rule, humans drool!
I can't wait to spend half a week's wages on seeing this with my insufferable bitch.
>>212969014Nah, Fire and Ash is a better title.
It's already kind of silly that the movies are color-coded (green, blue, red, 4 and 5 will probably be purple or yellow somehow), they don't need to also be alliterative
>>212968933Hell yeah brother
>>212968933Based and possibly robust
>>212968933>the post that saved the franchise
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>>212968933MOUSEKEKS WILL COPE THAT IT NEEDED 3 BILLIES TO BREAK EVEN
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>>212968933I am no emotionally invested in this franchise.
>>212967719 (OP)>>212968804>Sneedtiri AGAINShe already fucking had one. Where is the Jakesully and Quaritch one?
>>212969230It is not a better title. Anon's suggestion rhymed with the last movie and has more bite.
3 billion is really not unrealistic. He's releasing this only 3 years after TWoW got people back into Avatar and made nearly as much as the original. It's a perfect amount of time to keep people hungry but not starving for more and he's going to make the biggest film of his career, especially if it has a darker edge and more gravity in the story.
>>212968961>To billie, or not to billie
>>212969506>I'm glad they're dead>I only wish I was there to see itwtf is his problem?
>>212967719 (OP)>Avatar >Fire nationThis all seems familiar somehow
>>212968804>water>fireI'm sensing a theme here. Will the next installments be air and earth themed? It'd be kino if the last one was called "Return to Earth" or something where humans use na'vi knowledge to rejuvenate Earth making the colonization of Pandora unnecessary and letting humans and na'vi coexist peacefully.
>>212969570It also wouldn't make sense if there is nothing like "the will of fire" in the movie, rather the whole point is that the Ash People rejected Eywa and don't have any equivalent of her. They respect fire and volcanoes etc as being natural/random things without any will or agency
>>212968850Cameron on suicide watch
>>212969545You think the third one is Neytiri? It's fucking Verang, bud.
>>212968804Next post is Tuktirey face
>>2129689333.3 billion to be exact. Screen cap this
>>212968933>tfw bet against the King again
>>212967719 (OP)this is guaranteed not to make as much as the 2nd one, it's coming out too soon. This will be the watershed moment in determining whether this franchise has legs.
>>212971142HOW MANY TIMES MUST JIM TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN
2 massively underperformed in China because they were getting their shit coofed up at the time. 3 is going to make more than 2 because the market has recovered.
>>212967719 (OP)Avatar movies are so fucking comfy. I look forward to the day where all 5 movies have been released so on a random weekend, I can marathon all of them in one sitting.
>>212968933eywa has heard you
>>212971242then boot up the non-Ubisoft, open world Pandora game to play for hours
>>212971299I still need to play that. I hear they're adding 3rd-person and new game plus. Cool
>>212971343>Movie includes a five minute sex scene of her riding QuaritchHmm, quite the bold choice, Mr. Cameron. But sex sells I suppose
Will 2 re release in theaters before 3 comes out? I didnt get to see it in the plex and havent seen it yet because im waiting to see it on the big screen.
The bright side is that after a whole movie that's a stupid ocean documentary, there's nowhere to go but up
>>212971619Yeah theyโll do 1 and 2 back to back
>>212971343>>212971382>Quaritch conveniently allying with the bad naviIdgi, so is he just evil for the sake of it or does he have some greater reason?
>>212971708>didn't like 2rly? I thought the first movie was the boring one
>>212968804This is just going to end with a gay ass earth themed final installment where the blue faggots take the battle to earth isn't it?
>>212972448I hope lyrans (space navi) show up at some point, after it is revealed they left their primitive (but spiritual) kin behind on pandora
>>212967719 (OP)I'm looking forward to it but I DON'T like the look of this Navi. Reminds me of higgs from death stranding
I just want more ISV Venture Star action.
>>212972495Based Oonaposter.
>>212972381Convenient? Allying with the opposing tribes has been a tactic all throughout real history.
>>212972495the ass that brought down Pandora
>>212967719 (OP)Call it a Trilliegy that keeps on going
>>212972574I can't really see a reason for it, but I hope so much Cameron provides another badass ISV scene
>>212968850Avatar franchise had no cultural (and now box office) impact confirmed
>>21296885050 billion?
DAMN
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>>212972407Well we can't all have good taste
>>212968850Digit of truth, 0 billy confirmed
What's the mcguffin going to be this time?
>>212973680Those tits probably weigh 25lbs each
>>212973682whatever makes the na'vi gypsy's caravan beasts float
>>212973769that will just be unobtainium ore then
>>212973682 Varang's Nectar
>>212973682Cameronium, each gram is worth 2 billies
>>212973753Filled with obtanium
>>212971343>She mogs Neytirithey are going to scissor
>>212973990FLOATING BOOBIES?! NO SAGGY?!
>>212973680she drinks the vial of whale brain jizz worth 23,000 dollars a pop.. its so hot
>>212972495what would Charles Chaplin think about her granddaughter?
>>212974334>she's pretty hot
Leading a multi-billy franchise. I'd say she's doing very well for herself.
>>212974533I cant wait to see her cute expressions in behind the scenes mocap footage
>Passing Spielberg on the left
and with 35 less films!
>>212974602Its nothin personal Steven
>avatar 2 took a decade to make
>avater 3 only took a few years
whats the catch? is it gonna be full of ai slop? after that horrible aliens 4k remaster i dont have much faith in cameron
>>212974602how is George Lucas not on this list??? wtf
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what's going on, on earth?
>>212973682some special charcoal
how ugly will she be in the third film
>>212968933david..i kneel..
>>212967719 (OP)Someone post the trailer already I haven't seen the leak.
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>>212974852ever seen Surrogates? It's like that with everyone piloting human avatars
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For me, it's the old lady teen
>>212975253Jesus allegory
Kiri will save humanity
>>212975253CAMERON, DON'T YOU LET KIRI GET HURT!
>>212972574I just realized those ships look like viruses... Symbolism??
>>212975499no, they don't. They're just practical.
>>212968804> a main character girl alien thing > the uh signorney weaver reborn as a child and uh she was a virgin birth????> dude itโs the new villain now on the poster rotflWhatโs with these random ass posters?
>>212971343She reminds me of Himari Tsukishiro
Avatar is a Christmas movie series
>>212975714I mean its not exactly, but the general shape is there.
>>212972529kino, finally a way to make this series worth it
>>212972529>Cove of the Ancestors>ruins of an obviously manufactured enormous structure with precise rings>goes against Eywas laws but no one there seems to realize it was built by advanced beings rather than natural terrain
>>212976411maybe they're onto something
>>212967805Earth, Water, Fire, Air?
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>>212967887Who cares.
It wonโt beat Ne zha 2!
>>212976814the first movie was air with all that flying
>>212969817The 1st movie was earth (forest people)
>>212976865Nah it was grass. They're doing pokemon style elements.
After this we'll have electric, fighting, and psychic.
>>212976848>>212976923No.
The 1st movie had forest people who live in trees like monkeys .
Itโs earth!
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>>212976845>James has already beat China's (fake) highest box office 3 times
>>212976964His movies got re-released multiple times. Thatโs cheating
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>>212977122why is eastern animation so ugly?
>>212971343>>212973854Dude she's fucking evil
>>212977014and Sneedzha 2 has been in theaters since January kek, probably more days than Avatar's original theatrical run plus its re releases
>>212977830https://gofile.io/d/aeijep
>>212978034That's a child btw
>>212978034Cute granny gf
imagine the babies varang will spawn from his seed
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>>212977830>POV: You're Spider
>>212978098>THAT SEVEN FOOT TALL MENSTRUATING ALIEN IS BENEATH A CERTAIN NUMBER OF SOLAR CYCLES ADHERED TO IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE OF A PLANET IN ANOTHER STAR SYSTEM, YOU SICK FUCK
>>212978189Will we have his and Varang son fighting grown up Spider in Avatar 6?
>>212977830Unironically, Is Kiri legitimate kinky freak?
She is clearly attracted to the Spider, the alien that looks nothing like Navi.
While Neytiri told dying Jake that she was swing him, it happened after she had sex with his Navi body.
Kiri though straight up got attracted to the human monkey two times shorter than her.
That's hot.
>>212978098She's the reincarnation of an old lady in love with the son of the man who killed her, it's different.
>>212978452more like spider's and kiri's kids fighting varang and quaritch's kids by avatar 6, given the time gaps
>>212978029Avatar is Western slop
Could Spider sexo Kiri and make mutt babies? Jake was never brave enough to attempt this.
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>>212977929Thanks.
The villian is hot (pun intended) but why is she balding?
>>212978700Kiri is going to get a human avatar in the fifth movie and have normal human children
>>212978733she just cut her hair in the middle
>>212978761idk, why did YOU cut your hair in the middle?
>>212978814I donโt
It looks ugly
>>212978761to make space for the face paint. Can't you see?
I hope we get lots of Varang/human interactions
>>212979082And alien porn
>first movie - villain is played for straight, a monster
>second movie - first villain is redeemed
>third movie - new villain is hot female
JIMBOOOOOO
>>212979211kek, he's done it again
We've all come to terms with the fact that Jake isn't making it past this movie, right?
>>212979211>first villain is redeemedthis didnt happen though
>>212979389neytiri isn't, jake goes scorched earth in 4, in 5 he ascends alongside eywa
>>212979407>>212979389both Jake and Neytiri will be in avatar 5 albeight
>>212974602>alice in wonderland made a billywhat the fuck
Tsireya looks hotter without facetats
>>212978733Quatrich be looking at that balding chick and think
>Yeah, I will smash. Same desu.
>>212979424a bronze robot?
BIGGEST DEVELOPMENTS FOR POSTERITY IN AVATAR 3 (DUBS CONFIRM):
>Jake becomes a cripple
>Neytiri loses her ponytail thingy
>Quaritch rebels against humanity for killing Spider
>Tuk stops being cute and funny
>>212979474A breton, actually
>>212979476>worst plot developments were avertedNice
>>212967719 (OP)>>212968804Idk bros, we're reaching levels of unkino like picrelated, 4's poster needs to have a human face
Jake makes Neyney happy again by giving her another babu
This guy vs 5 Navi, setting: the pandoran jungle. Who wins? Digits get to add variants
>>212968804What I live about the first poster and what is lacking in other two is that it looks like the cover art of some vintage science fiction book.
Other two are just Photoshop slop.
>>212968850>>212968933Cameron bros, we are so back!
>>212973682>>212973970I know it's been memed to death but I genuinely cannot fucking comprehend the decision to name it "unobtanium". It takes me out of the movie every time it's mentioned. What the fuck is the point of it?
>>212968850Avatar sisters NOOOO!!!
I sure hope his family gets kidnapped in this one again. And then 2 more times. And then make it the climax of the movie.
>>212976814Nah, it's Taoist elements so Wood, Water, Fire then either Earth or Metal
>>212974716Did them at the same time, just about. Hence the short turn around.
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>Alien (1979) got jettisoned to space but survived until it got picked up in Romulus
The Queen from Aliens could do the same... and crash land in Pandora. Easy 3 billie
>makes the same movie again but this time with le even better graphics
>>212968804Why is the first one always look so off key
>>212972495Why did he put a jew in the film? Is cameron finally being overpowered by the smallhats?
>>212967887Don't worry, it created a clan of chuds
>>212967719 (OP)I can actually see Oona in that poster. The mocap is great.
>>212968804Kiri in the poster doesn't look like motion Kiri. Weird.
All na'vi girls are weak to ear rubs
>>212975054By the end of it she'll be like one of those mothers in Gaza. All of her children are dead. Gap-toothed and prematurely aged and no one knows what she's been through.
>>212980564She's Chilean and British.
>>212980969>mountain jews>island jews
>>212980988>>mountain jewsThose are the Swiss, thoughbeit.
>>212981000The swiss are white. Chileans are a mix of sephardi (jewish iberian) with native.
>>212981011Seething midge
>>212981020What about Brits?
>>212967719 (OP)this is the only movie series whose entire worth is in how much money it makes
zero cultural impact
the only thing that shills can do is spam how much money their israeli director will make (they will see 0 cents)
>>212972495Not enough zoom up her ass.
>>212981026Commoner brits are just like the irish, so not white. Upper echelon brits are jews.
>>212981381Not for suffering
So was the first movie air or earth?
>>212967719 (OP)>I SURE DO GET EXCITED ABOUT THE PROSPECT OF BIG BOX OFFICE STUDIO PROFITS!!>LET'S DISCUSS HOW MUCH MONEY MOVIES ARE GOING TO MAKE - THAT'S HOW YOU JUDGE WHETHER THEY WERE GOOD OR NOT
>>212967719 (OP)>3 will allegedly be longer than 2 Fuck bros, 4 hour kinofest incoming... you have already started training your bladder, right?
>>212981381for oyakodon with Kiri
>>212974602The real flex here is Peter Jackson
Just saw the trailer (thanks to the anon who posted that) and...honestly, I'm somewhat hopeful for the next movie, if only because it looks like we're moving past the whole
>humans: bad
>Na'vi: good
pablum and actually pointing out how natives would quite happily sell out other natives if they thought it would enhance their position. Besides that, it'll be interesting to see what the fire tribes are like, since they've already done "I can't believe they're not native americans" and "I can't believe they're not maoris."
Also, as a NZer, I'm somewhat leery of even more of my tax dollars being used to fund these movies since they obviously already make like a gazillion dollars each. Hell, IIRC I believe Cameron got like half a billion jacindabux to film them here.
>>212981702James Cameron is going to make you his bitch.
>>212975253If 80 yo Sigurney can play a teen navi with motion and face capture, then why JenCon can't play The Real Barenziah? Why Todd?
>>212971343This looks like AI generated footage...
>>212977122Is China allowed to just publicly display virtual CP like this?
>>212967887Fire bad, water good.
>>212981105It's cultural impact isn't in the memes on reddit but in it being the movie-event similar to SW when they were good or golden era of Hollywood' epics.
>>212968850>only 50 billiesLow estimate, triple that number.
>>212981995>I CAT!NINACbros...
>>212974680>"What a retarded way to land a ship"I love how Mauler and the Friday Night faggots didn't understand why this scene is there.
>>212982799Why didn't they have similar retarded complaints about the God of War games? The fellate that piece of shit but complain about this.
Avatar: tWoW makes me nostalgic because my life wasn't so shit at the time, and because of this I will probably not remember 3 fondly...
>>212969214Damn, anon. What do you do for work, shovel shit in Shreveport Louisiana?
>>212982858So ne zha 2 can pass it!
Ive still never watched avatar 1 or game of thrones. I am invincible to your normieslop
poster looks outdated. reminded me of this
Also I'm watching MCU and Gunn's Superman, slorp slorp yammy yammy
>>212967805you're so raped by /pol/ you can't even imagine that the highest grossing movie in history has fans
>>212981105It really is insane. The movies are only relevant in pop culture for two weeks each and are promptly forgotten but rake in billions anyway. Cameron must've sold his ass to Baphomet
>>212982874I will remember it fondly. It's the only movie i'm seeing in theaters in multiple years
>>212983508>Whaa? You don't like our shitty coppy and paste threads? Y-you chud!Is /pol/ in the room with us right now?
>>212983986Quite the cultural impact!
>>212968850I hope it fails so Cameron can do something actually worthwhile. Faggot needs a good hard slap around the mouth and a wake up call.
>>212984006Like ne zha 2?
cultural impact = 2 billion
>>212984053Relax, he's making a hiroshima picture after 3. To test out new vfx tech for the orbital carpet nuking of Pandora in 4, of course.
>>212984392I WANT ALITA 2 REEEE!
>>212968933Cinema is saved
>>212974680Bear in mind, this isn't even their actual military, the RDA is just some private security contractor or some shit, right?
>>212984819Nah it's basically the elite of earth's exit strategy
>>212984819In part 2 it was everything they could scrounge in about 15 years. They had to collect all their interstellar ships that are on regular cyclic rotations between Earth and Pandora, load them up with as much vehicles and weapons as they could then send them all at once back to attack the moon. They don't have like a fleet of star destroyers of anything.
>>212984819> Cinema is savedhttps://youtu.be/ETlOSBR92Fs
And to think, none of this would have happened if it were Tommy Sully that went to Pandora instead of Jake.
>>212979407Isn't Neytiri supposed to get to Earth in movie 5 or something?
>>212986091That's still like five years away. It can change
>>212986091She will be taken to earth against her will, and will be imprisoned on a clockwork orange-like device to force her to watch her home moon being nuked in real time, thus maximizing her suffering.
>>212986544All while being fed processed corn syrup slop and fattend up to 400lb
>>212984819Just imagine the weapons that USMC could have. Carpet bombings with neutron bombs when?
Kiri and Spider's relationship was the most interesting thing about the previous movie despite being separated for the majority of it, I can't wait to see their scenes in this new one
>>212967719 (OP)i have to meet someone that actually likes this series, no one can even remember 1 character outside of the le bad military man
>>212986785Kiri is my wife though. Spider can find his own girl
>>212986785same
i think we will get some good sauce on them in this one
also cant wait to see trailer in theater
mo-cap is so good even in the crappy quality
>>212982799>"What a retarded way to land a ship"Rule of cool might override it, but they are actually right.
This will burn everything on your new landing site to glass and dust for miles.
>>212986790Nobody actually likes these movies, it's just pretty colors for a few hours that you can eat popcorn and nachos to.
I hope Im reborn on pandora
>>212986916>This will burn everything on your new landing site to glass and dust for milesThat's a good thing when you consider the fact it creates plenty of open terrain for building AND gives the cats no way to get close without being seen (then blasted).
>>212986916KEK you people are so retarded.
>>212986918>amerifats got so used to quippies and stream of slop pee blasting into their faces every second that the honest filmmaking and storytelling from the oldschool Hollywood feels to them like drinking water after years on coca cola
>>212986958This is what the movies are actually about. It's escapism.
>2009Financial crisis
>2022Corona
>2026World is shitty in general
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>>212986883Sigourney Weaver has gone on her way to say this about the relationship of the two so I hope we see that actually happen in the third movie
>>212987104Perhaps for a military outpost. But aren't these guys here to settle? Could just chop down some trees for a prerimiter.
>>212986611mmm the absurd stature of a na'vi coupled with being in a higher gravity world AND being fattened up with processed gruel would be hell for those joints. she'd be crippled
>>212987258>puts blue on himself to passWill be coming out as trans Na'vi in 3rd confirmed.
>>212987251>World is shitty in generalNot good enough, we need a new catalyst to secure the billies. But what will it be, if anything?
>>212987221>honestYou mean bad. Of poor quality, below average, lazily done and ill considered. The Avatar movies are as far from sincerity as Animal Farm is to subtlety.
>>212981702I look like that and say that.
>>212969135He just makes the movies he wants to see. I think the quote is "Nobody makes the movies I wanna see, so I just make them" or something. The rhyme or reason behind what movies he wants to see is more complicated/confusing/retarded.
>>212987300They could do that but if I remember correctly, they'd have to put up with the planet's hivemind bullshit. Quickly clearing the place out is good since manpower is limited. Not to mention the place is huge, plenty of places to settle once you deal with the natives. I think they used all that empty space for industrial instalations anyway.
>>212968933YO LISTEN UP
HERE'S A STORY...
>>212987369For the left
>literally Hitler is in powerFor the right
>he isn'tGood enough?
>>212987826It needs to be the same thing for both aisles... mayne China releases covid 2?
>>212980262>Metal naviImagine the kino
>>212987882The ash navi are fire-metal already. Look at how they decorate their dragons, their earrings, their fascination for human tech. All that's left is the earth smurfs. Probably desert or cave dwellers?
>>212974803Lucas didn't direct all of the Star Wars movies.
Next movie will have xenomorph na'vi