Thread 212967719

>another shill thread
Yes, we get it.

>>212967719 (OP)
How’s this movie gonna work without white human males to demonize?

>>212967719 (OP)
gib lyran kino

>>212967719 (OP)
Let's not get carried away here. three billy max.

Someone post the leaked trailer

KINO

Last digit is how many billies.

>>212967719 (OP)

Movie looks like hot garbage but i'm gonna see it because i'm a completist.

>>212968850
Time to hang it up, Cameron-sama

>>212968850
uh... bros

>>212968850
oh no, you fucking dumbfuck

>>212968850
delete this

>>212968850
Ignore this post, dubs confirm 3 billies incoming

>>212968933
checked and nice

>>212968933

Proud of you mang

>>212968933
Cameronbros, WE ARE SO BACK!

>>212968933
SAVED

>Avatar
>Avatar: The Way of Water
>Avatar: The Will of Fire
YOU HAD ONE JOB JIMMY
ONE FUCKING JOB MAN

>>212969014

Avatar: Farting Volcano

>>212967719 (OP)
>Yet another Avatar film to be hyped up, released, watched, and forgotten within a few weeks
Idk why cameron got so fucking fixated on this dumbass series

>>212968933
redeeeemed

>>212968933
Based
>>212968961
That's Cameron crushing his own previous BO result with 3 billies for 3rd movie.

Remember, we're all manlets compared to the Na'vi

>>212968961
Lyr-er, the Navi rule, humans drool!

I can't wait to spend half a week's wages on seeing this with my insufferable bitch.

>>212969014
Nah, Fire and Ash is a better title.
It's already kind of silly that the movies are color-coded (green, blue, red, 4 and 5 will probably be purple or yellow somehow), they don't need to also be alliterative

>>212968933
Hell yeah brother

>>212968933
nice

>>212968933
Based and possibly robust

>>212968933
>the post that saved the franchise

>>212968804
Actually kino

>>212968933
I clapped

>>212968933
MOUSEKEKS WILL COPE THAT IT NEEDED 3 BILLIES TO BREAK EVEN

>>212968933
I am no emotionally invested in this franchise.

>>212967719 (OP)
>>212968804
>Sneedtiri AGAIN

She already fucking had one. Where is the Jakesully and Quaritch one?

>>212969230
It is not a better title. Anon's suggestion rhymed with the last movie and has more bite.

3 billion is really not unrealistic. He's releasing this only 3 years after TWoW got people back into Avatar and made nearly as much as the original. It's a perfect amount of time to keep people hungry but not starving for more and he's going to make the biggest film of his career, especially if it has a darker edge and more gravity in the story.

>>212968961
>To billie, or not to billie

>>212969506
>I'm glad they're dead
>I only wish I was there to see it
wtf is his problem?

>>212967719 (OP)
>Avatar
>Fire nation
This all seems familiar somehow

>>212968804
>water
>fire
I'm sensing a theme here. Will the next installments be air and earth themed? It'd be kino if the last one was called "Return to Earth" or something where humans use na'vi knowledge to rejuvenate Earth making the colonization of Pandora unnecessary and letting humans and na'vi coexist peacefully.

>>212969570
It also wouldn't make sense if there is nothing like "the will of fire" in the movie, rather the whole point is that the Ash People rejected Eywa and don't have any equivalent of her. They respect fire and volcanoes etc as being natural/random things without any will or agency

>>212968850
Cameron on suicide watch

>>212969545
You think the third one is Neytiri? It's fucking Verang, bud.

>>212968804
Next post is Tuktirey face

>>212968933
3.3 billion to be exact. Screen cap this

>>212968933
>tfw bet against the King again

>>212968850
>>212968933
absolute kinèma

>>212967719 (OP)
this is guaranteed not to make as much as the 2nd one, it's coming out too soon. This will be the watershed moment in determining whether this franchise has legs.

>>212968933
>>212970877
i see you

>>212971142
HOW MANY TIMES MUST JIM TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN

2 massively underperformed in China because they were getting their shit coofed up at the time. 3 is going to make more than 2 because the market has recovered.

>>212968933
BASED

>>212967719 (OP)
Avatar movies are so fucking comfy. I look forward to the day where all 5 movies have been released so on a random weekend, I can marathon all of them in one sitting.

>>212968850
>>212968933

>>212968933
eywa has heard you

>>212971242
then boot up the non-Ubisoft, open world Pandora game to play for hours

>>212971299
I still need to play that. I hear they're adding 3rd-person and new game plus. Cool

She mogs Neytiri

>>212971343
>Movie includes a five minute sex scene of her riding Quaritch
Hmm, quite the bold choice, Mr. Cameron. But sex sells I suppose

Will 2 re release in theaters before 3 comes out? I didnt get to see it in the plex and havent seen it yet because im waiting to see it on the big screen.

The bright side is that after a whole movie that's a stupid ocean documentary, there's nowhere to go but up

>>212971619
Yeah they’ll do 1 and 2 back to back

>>212971343
>>212971382
>Quaritch conveniently allying with the bad navi
Idgi, so is he just evil for the sake of it or does he have some greater reason?

>>212971708
>didn't like 2
rly? I thought the first movie was the boring one

>>212968804
This is just going to end with a gay ass earth themed final installment where the blue faggots take the battle to earth isn't it?

ABATAP

>>212967719 (OP)
Her actress

>>212972448
I hope lyrans (space navi) show up at some point, after it is revealed they left their primitive (but spiritual) kin behind on pandora

>>212967719 (OP)
I'm looking forward to it but I DON'T like the look of this Navi. Reminds me of higgs from death stranding

I just want more ISV Venture Star action.

>>212972495
Based Oonaposter.

>>212972381
Convenient? Allying with the opposing tribes has been a tactic all throughout real history.

>>212972495
the ass that brought down Pandora

>>212967719 (OP)
Call it a Trilliegy that keeps on going

>>212972574
I can't really see a reason for it, but I hope so much Cameron provides another badass ISV scene

>>212968850
Avatar franchise had no cultural (and now box office) impact confirmed

>>212968850
50 billion?
DAMN

>>212972407
Well we can't all have good taste

>>212968850
Digit of truth, 0 billy confirmed

can we do two trillie?

>>212967719 (OP)
Yesssssss

What's the mcguffin going to be this time?

>>212973680
Those tits probably weigh 25lbs each

>>212973682
whatever makes the na'vi gypsy's caravan beasts float

>>212973769
that will just be unobtainium ore then

>>212973682
Varang's Nectar

>>212973682
Cameronium, each gram is worth 2 billies

>>212973753
Filled with obtanium

>>212971343
>>212973854
I'm in love

>>212971343
>She mogs Neytiri
they are going to scissor

>>212973990
FLOATING BOOBIES?! NO SAGGY?!

>>212973680
she drinks the vial of whale brain jizz worth 23,000 dollars a pop.. its so hot

>>212972495
what would Charles Chaplin think about her granddaughter?

>>212974334
>she's pretty hot

Leading a multi-billy franchise. I'd say she's doing very well for herself.

>>212974533
I cant wait to see her cute expressions in behind the scenes mocap footage

>Passing Spielberg on the left
and with 35 less films!

>>212972574
this

>>212974602
Its nothin personal Steven

>avatar 2 took a decade to make
>avater 3 only took a few years
whats the catch? is it gonna be full of ai slop? after that horrible aliens 4k remaster i dont have much faith in cameron

>>212974602
how is George Lucas not on this list??? wtf

what's going on, on earth?

>>212973682
some special charcoal

how ugly will she be in the third film

>>212968850
50 BILLIES?

>>212968933
david..i kneel..

>>212967719 (OP)
Someone post the trailer already I haven't seen the leak.

Cake Sooley

>>212974852
ever seen Surrogates? It's like that with everyone piloting human avatars

For me, it's the old lady teen

>>212968850
OH NO-
>>212968933
OH SHI-

>>212975253
Jesus allegory

Kiri will save humanity

>>212972495
Nice bottom

>>212975253
CAMERON, DON'T YOU LET KIRI GET HURT!

>>212972574
I just realized those ships look like viruses... Symbolism??

>>212975499
no, they don't. They're just practical.

>>212968804
> a main character girl alien thing
> the uh signorney weaver reborn as a child and uh she was a virgin birth????
> dude it’s the new villain now on the poster rotfl
What’s with these random ass posters?

>>212971343
She reminds me of Himari Tsukishiro

Avatar is a Christmas movie series

>>212975714
I mean its not exactly, but the general shape is there.

>>212972529
kino, finally a way to make this series worth it

>>212972529
>Cove of the Ancestors
>ruins of an obviously manufactured enormous structure with precise rings
>goes against Eywas laws but no one there seems to realize it was built by advanced beings rather than natural terrain

>>212968933
prophecy

>>212976411
maybe they're onto something

>>212967805
Earth, Water, Fire, Air?

>>212967887
Who cares.
It won’t beat Ne zha 2!

>>212976814
the first movie was air with all that flying

>>212969817
The 1st movie was earth (forest people)

>>212976865
Nah it was grass. They're doing pokemon style elements.
After this we'll have electric, fighting, and psychic.

>>212976848
>>212976923

No.
The 1st movie had forest people who live in trees like monkeys .
It’s earth!

>>212976845
>James has already beat China's (fake) highest box office 3 times

>>212976964
His movies got re-released multiple times. That’s cheating

>>212977122
why is eastern animation so ugly?

Anyone got the trailer?

>>212971343
>>212973854
Dude she's fucking evil

>>212977014
and Sneedzha 2 has been in theaters since January kek, probably more days than Avatar's original theatrical run plus its re releases

>>212977830
https://gofile.io/d/aeijep

>>212977122
Chinkslop.

>>212977929
Much obliged

>>212978034
That's a child btw

same movie part 3

>>212978034
Cute granny gf

imagine the babies varang will spawn from his seed

>>212977830
>POV: You're Spider

>>212972495
nootka

>>212978098
>THAT SEVEN FOOT TALL MENSTRUATING ALIEN IS BENEATH A CERTAIN NUMBER OF SOLAR CYCLES ADHERED TO IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE OF A PLANET IN ANOTHER STAR SYSTEM, YOU SICK FUCK

>>212978189
Will we have his and Varang son fighting grown up Spider in Avatar 6?

>>212977830
Unironically, Is Kiri legitimate kinky freak?
She is clearly attracted to the Spider, the alien that looks nothing like Navi.
While Neytiri told dying Jake that she was swing him, it happened after she had sex with his Navi body.
Kiri though straight up got attracted to the human monkey two times shorter than her.
That's hot.

>>212978098
She's the reincarnation of an old lady in love with the son of the man who killed her, it's different.

>>212978452
more like spider's and kiri's kids fighting varang and quaritch's kids by avatar 6, given the time gaps

>>212978029
Avatar is Western slop

Could Spider sexo Kiri and make mutt babies? Jake was never brave enough to attempt this.

>>212977929
Thanks.

The villian is hot (pun intended) but why is she balding?

>>212978700
Kiri is going to get a human avatar in the fifth movie and have normal human children

>>212978733
she just cut her hair in the middle

>>212978754
Why?

>>212978761
idk, why did YOU cut your hair in the middle?

>>212978814
I don’t
It looks ugly

>>212978761
to make space for the face paint. Can't you see?

I hope we get lots of Varang/human interactions

>>212978999
It looks ugly

>>212979082
And alien porn

bump

>first movie - villain is played for straight, a monster
>second movie - first villain is redeemed
>third movie - new villain is hot female

JIMBOOOOOO

>>212968804
SOUL

>>212979211
kek, he's done it again

We've all come to terms with the fact that Jake isn't making it past this movie, right?

>>212979211
>first villain is redeemed
this didnt happen though

>>212979389
neytiri isn't, jake goes scorched earth in 4, in 5 he ascends alongside eywa

>>212979407
>Jake = Talos

>>212979407
>>212979389
both Jake and Neytiri will be in avatar 5 albeight

>>212974602
>alice in wonderland made a billy
what the fuck

Tsireya looks hotter without facetats

>>212978733
Quatrich be looking at that balding chick and think
>Yeah, I will smash.


Same desu.

>>212979424
a bronze robot?

BIGGEST DEVELOPMENTS FOR POSTERITY IN AVATAR 3 (DUBS CONFIRM):
>Jake becomes a cripple
>Neytiri loses her ponytail thingy
>Quaritch rebels against humanity for killing Spider
>Tuk stops being cute and funny

>>212979474
A breton, actually

>>212979476
>worst plot developments were averted
Nice

>>212967719 (OP)
>>212968804
Idk bros, we're reaching levels of unkino like picrelated, 4's poster needs to have a human face

Jake makes Neyney happy again by giving her another babu

This guy vs 5 Navi, setting: the pandoran jungle. Who wins? Digits get to add variants

>>212968804
What I live about the first poster and what is lacking in other two is that it looks like the cover art of some vintage science fiction book.
Other two are just Photoshop slop.

>>212968850
>>212968933
Cameron bros, we are so back!

>>212973682
>>212973970
I know it's been memed to death but I genuinely cannot fucking comprehend the decision to name it "unobtanium". It takes me out of the movie every time it's mentioned. What the fuck is the point of it?

>>212968933
I KNEEL

>>212968850
Avatar sisters NOOOO!!!

bring back Ikeyni

I sure hope his family gets kidnapped in this one again. And then 2 more times. And then make it the climax of the movie.

>>212968850
NO REFUND

>>212968933
Wew

>>212968850
Accurate.

>>212976814
Nah, it's Taoist elements so Wood, Water, Fire then either Earth or Metal

>>212974716
Did them at the same time, just about. Hence the short turn around.

>Alien (1979) got jettisoned to space but survived until it got picked up in Romulus

The Queen from Aliens could do the same... and crash land in Pandora. Easy 3 billie

>>212968804
Why is the first one always look so off key

>>212972495
Why did he put a jew in the film? Is cameron finally being overpowered by the smallhats?

>>212968933
I see you

>>212967887
Don't worry, it created a clan of chuds

>>212967719 (OP)
I can actually see Oona in that poster. The mocap is great.
>>212968804
Kiri in the poster doesn't look like motion Kiri. Weird.

All na'vi girls are weak to ear rubs

>>212975054
By the end of it she'll be like one of those mothers in Gaza. All of her children are dead. Gap-toothed and prematurely aged and no one knows what she's been through.

>>212980564
She's Chilean and British.

>>212980969
>mountain jews
>island jews

He is right, you know?

>>212980988
>>mountain jews
Those are the Swiss, thoughbeit.

>>212972495
>5'7
Dropped

>>212981000
The swiss are white. Chileans are a mix of sephardi (jewish iberian) with native.

>>212981011
Seething midge

>>212981020
What about Brits?

>>212981023
Fuck off

>>212967719 (OP)
this is the only movie series whose entire worth is in how much money it makes
zero cultural impact
the only thing that shills can do is spam how much money their israeli director will make (they will see 0 cents)

>>212972495
Not enough zoom up her ass.

>>212981026
Commoner brits are just like the irish, so not white. Upper echelon brits are jews.

Neytiri is...

>>212981381
Not for suffering

>>212981381
A cat!

So was the first movie air or earth?

>>212967719 (OP)
>I SURE DO GET EXCITED ABOUT THE PROSPECT OF BIG BOX OFFICE STUDIO PROFITS!!

>LET'S DISCUSS HOW MUCH MONEY MOVIES ARE GOING TO MAKE - THAT'S HOW YOU JUDGE WHETHER THEY WERE GOOD OR NOT

>>212967719 (OP)
>3 will allegedly be longer than 2
Fuck bros, 4 hour kinofest incoming... you have already started training your bladder, right?

>>212981381
for oyakodon with Kiri

>>212974602
The real flex here is Peter Jackson

Just saw the trailer (thanks to the anon who posted that) and...honestly, I'm somewhat hopeful for the next movie, if only because it looks like we're moving past the whole
>humans: bad
>Na'vi: good
pablum and actually pointing out how natives would quite happily sell out other natives if they thought it would enhance their position. Besides that, it'll be interesting to see what the fire tribes are like, since they've already done "I can't believe they're not native americans" and "I can't believe they're not maoris."

Also, as a NZer, I'm somewhat leery of even more of my tax dollars being used to fund these movies since they obviously already make like a gazillion dollars each. Hell, IIRC I believe Cameron got like half a billion jacindabux to film them here.

>>212981702
James Cameron is going to make you his bitch.

>>212981421
NINAC

>>212975253
If 80 yo Sigurney can play a teen navi with motion and face capture, then why JenCon can't play The Real Barenziah? Why Todd?

HOW MANY DAYS?

>>212971343
This looks like AI generated footage...

>>212977122
Is China allowed to just publicly display virtual CP like this?

>>212967887
Fire bad, water good.

>>212981105
It's cultural impact isn't in the memes on reddit but in it being the movie-event similar to SW when they were good or golden era of Hollywood' epics.

>>212968850
>only 50 billies
Low estimate, triple that number.

>>212981995
>I CAT!
NINACbros...

>>212968850
KWAB

>>212974680
>"What a retarded way to land a ship"

I love how Mauler and the Friday Night faggots didn't understand why this scene is there.

>>212982799
Why didn't they have similar retarded complaints about the God of War games? The fellate that piece of shit but complain about this.

>>212967719 (OP)
Make it flop

Avatar: tWoW makes me nostalgic because my life wasn't so shit at the time, and because of this I will probably not remember 3 fondly...

>>212969214
Damn, anon. What do you do for work, shovel shit in Shreveport Louisiana?

>>212982858
So ne zha 2 can pass it!

>>212982423
Cope

Ive still never watched avatar 1 or game of thrones. I am invincible to your normieslop

poster looks outdated. reminded me of this

Also I'm watching MCU and Gunn's Superman, slorp slorp yammy yammy

>>212967805
you're so raped by /pol/ you can't even imagine that the highest grossing movie in history has fans

>>212981105
It really is insane. The movies are only relevant in pop culture for two weeks each and are promptly forgotten but rake in billions anyway. Cameron must've sold his ass to Baphomet

>>212982874
I will remember it fondly. It's the only movie i'm seeing in theaters in multiple years

>>212983508
>Whaa? You don't like our shitty coppy and paste threads? Y-you chud!
Is /pol/ in the room with us right now?

>>212983986
Quite the cultural impact!

>>212968850
I hope it fails so Cameron can do something actually worthwhile. Faggot needs a good hard slap around the mouth and a wake up call.

>>212984006
Like ne zha 2?

cultural impact = 2 billion

>>212984053
Relax, he's making a hiroshima picture after 3. To test out new vfx tech for the orbital carpet nuking of Pandora in 4, of course.

>>212984392
I WANT ALITA 2 REEEE!

>>212968933
Cinema is saved
>>212974680
Bear in mind, this isn't even their actual military, the RDA is just some private security contractor or some shit, right?

>>212984819
Nah it's basically the elite of earth's exit strategy

>>212984819
In part 2 it was everything they could scrounge in about 15 years. They had to collect all their interstellar ships that are on regular cyclic rotations between Earth and Pandora, load them up with as much vehicles and weapons as they could then send them all at once back to attack the moon. They don't have like a fleet of star destroyers of anything.

>>212984819
> Cinema is saved
https://youtu.be/ETlOSBR92Fs

And to think, none of this would have happened if it were Tommy Sully that went to Pandora instead of Jake.

>>212979407
Isn't Neytiri supposed to get to Earth in movie 5 or something?

>>212986091
That's still like five years away. It can change

>>212986091
She will be taken to earth against her will, and will be imprisoned on a clockwork orange-like device to force her to watch her home moon being nuked in real time, thus maximizing her suffering.

>>212968933
>>212979772
Need sauce

>>212986544
All while being fed processed corn syrup slop and fattend up to 400lb

NPC franchise

>>212984819
Just imagine the weapons that USMC could have. Carpet bombings with neutron bombs when?

Kiri and Spider's relationship was the most interesting thing about the previous movie despite being separated for the majority of it, I can't wait to see their scenes in this new one

>>212967719 (OP)
i have to meet someone that actually likes this series, no one can even remember 1 character outside of the le bad military man

>>212986785
Kiri is my wife though. Spider can find his own girl

>>212986785
same
i think we will get some good sauce on them in this one
also cant wait to see trailer in theater
mo-cap is so good even in the crappy quality

>>212982799
>"What a retarded way to land a ship"
Rule of cool might override it, but they are actually right.
This will burn everything on your new landing site to glass and dust for miles.

>>212986790
Nobody actually likes these movies, it's just pretty colors for a few hours that you can eat popcorn and nachos to.

I hope Im reborn on pandora

>>212986544
>>212986611

>>212986916
>This will burn everything on your new landing site to glass and dust for miles
That's a good thing when you consider the fact it creates plenty of open terrain for building AND gives the cats no way to get close without being seen (then blasted).

>>212986916
KEK you people are so retarded.

>>212986918
>amerifats got so used to quippies and stream of slop pee blasting into their faces every second that the honest filmmaking and storytelling from the oldschool Hollywood feels to them like drinking water after years on coca cola

>>212986958
This is what the movies are actually about. It's escapism.
>2009
Financial crisis
>2022
Corona
>2026
World is shitty in general

>>212986883
Sigourney Weaver has gone on her way to say this about the relationship of the two so I hope we see that actually happen in the third movie

>>212987104
Perhaps for a military outpost. But aren't these guys here to settle? Could just chop down some trees for a prerimiter.

>>212986611
mmm the absurd stature of a na'vi coupled with being in a higher gravity world AND being fattened up with processed gruel would be hell for those joints. she'd be crippled

>>212987258
>puts blue on himself to pass
Will be coming out as trans Na'vi in 3rd confirmed.

>>212987251
>World is shitty in general
Not good enough, we need a new catalyst to secure the billies. But what will it be, if anything?

>>212987221
>honest
You mean bad. Of poor quality, below average, lazily done and ill considered. The Avatar movies are as far from sincerity as Animal Farm is to subtlety.

>>212981702
I look like that and say that.

>>212969135
He just makes the movies he wants to see. I think the quote is "Nobody makes the movies I wanna see, so I just make them" or something. The rhyme or reason behind what movies he wants to see is more complicated/confusing/retarded.

>>212987300
They could do that but if I remember correctly, they'd have to put up with the planet's hivemind bullshit. Quickly clearing the place out is good since manpower is limited. Not to mention the place is huge, plenty of places to settle once you deal with the natives. I think they used all that empty space for industrial instalations anyway.

>>212968933
YO LISTEN UP
HERE'S A STORY...

>>212987369
For the left
>literally Hitler is in power
For the right
>he isn't

Good enough?

>>212987826
It needs to be the same thing for both aisles... mayne China releases covid 2?

>>212980262
>Metal navi
Imagine the kino

>>212987882
The ash navi are fire-metal already. Look at how they decorate their dragons, their earrings, their fascination for human tech. All that's left is the earth smurfs. Probably desert or cave dwellers?

>>212974803
Lucas didn't direct all of the Star Wars movies.

>>212968342
this

>>212981626
trees

Next movie will have xenomorph na'vi

>>212980564
>>212980988
>>212981020
kill yourself