Thread 212968453 - /tv/ [Archived: 506 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:25:14 AM No.212968453
Jamie Lee Curtis - True Lies - Bad Dancing UHD_thumb.jpg
Jamie Lee Curtis - True Lies - Bad Dancing UHD_thumb.jpg
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what are the sexiest non-nude scenes in cinema?
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:27:21 AM No.212968502
ZAMN
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:27:32 AM No.212968508
>>212968453 (OP)
Just watch porn, Rajesh,
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:28:00 AM No.212968517
>>212968508
Hello Mastercard Jew
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:29:13 AM No.212968550
Slave elai
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:29:39 AM No.212968556
>>212968453 (OP)
kinda looks like a man
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:31:07 AM No.212968590
>>212968453 (OP)
Salma Hayek in Dusk Till Dawn.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:31:29 AM No.212968600
>>212968453 (OP)
wore out that part on my VHS tape when I was kid. shit got all grainy from the rewinds
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:32:23 AM No.212968621
is that hugh laurie?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:32:32 AM No.212968627
>>212968453 (OP)
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you f**kin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is f**k another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous f**king visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish f**king gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been f**king nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this f**king disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're f**king Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:32:41 AM No.212968634
>>212968453 (OP)
Hot neighbour in Lawnmower Man.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:33:33 AM No.212968650
>>212968453 (OP)
Damn... James Curtis looks like THAT??
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:35:00 AM No.212968691
>>212968453 (OP)

jamie lee coitus
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:44:31 AM No.212968915
>>212968453 (OP)
literally a tranny
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:51:39 AM No.212969106
>>212968915
s/he had both sets of tackle to begin with so literally not a tranny, nothing to transition to
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:00:19 AM No.212969328
>>212968453 (OP)
I look at her parents and scratch my head. Somehow Janet Leigh and Tony Curtis's union created this abomination.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:02:04 AM No.212969383
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>>212968453 (OP)
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:03:10 AM No.212969414
>>212968453 (OP)
no thank you
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:04:39 AM No.212969453
>>212968915
>>212969106
She literally has kids, retards.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:05:09 AM No.212969472
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:06:28 AM No.212969512
>>212969453
adopted
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:14:55 AM No.212969732
>>212969512
Sure, Jan.