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Anonymous No.212969397 >>212969439 >>212969915 >>212971075 >>212972894
>that fucking smell...disgusting.
Anonymous No.212969420 >>212969915 >>212970052 >>212971075 >>212973357
>yeah i can move faster than a bullet, might as well stand here and just MEW
Anonymous No.212969435 >>212969487 >>212969915
>what would Pa do
Anonymous No.212969439
>>212969397 (OP)
So tired of seeing this Lurch-looking motherfucker's ugly face
Anonymous No.212969482 >>212969636 >>212973357
The bomb had already gone off, it was too late. In the new film they wrote absurd scenarios that allowed him to save people, like when they were evacuating the entire city and there was only one car on the bridge.
Anonymous No.212969487 >>212969520 >>212969641 >>212969915
>>212969435
>What was I supposed to do...just let them die?
>The strong do what they can, the weak suffer what they must, Clark. You don't owe these filthy fucking humoids a single thing. You're practically a God compared to them, you know that? You're Jesus fucking Christ incarnate so, no, you don't have to save any kids - that's totally beneath you and I'm a little disappointed you'd even bring it up.
Anonymous No.212969520 >>212969552
>>212969487
This scene brought my piss to a boil.
Anonymous No.212969552
>>212969520
It brought my boil to a piss.
Anonymous No.212969605 >>212969915
>when the dust has settled and you realise you missed leveling the children's hospital and by now it has been evacuated
Anonymous No.212969636 >>212969683 >>212971050
>>212969482
a bomb goes off at 18,000 mph
Snyders Superman is shown to be as fast as The Flash who is faster than the speed of light (670,616,629 mph)
he could have saved the whole building if he wanted to
Anonymous No.212969637 >>212969712
you guys are massive cunts. you know damn well henry reads these threads.
Anonymous No.212969641 >>212969676 >>212969915 >>212970025
>>212969487
>On my world it's a symbol of terror. It winds, like a river of blood
Anonymous No.212969676
>>212969641
kek
Anonymous No.212969683 >>212969993
>>212969636
he didn't even need to run around saving everyone because he was shown to react to the bomb beeping right before the explosion, all he had to do was contain the explosion and maybe a couple of people would have died
Anonymous No.212969712
>>212969637
No he doesn't. He's a fake nerd. He spends most of his time with his girlfriend and having sex.
Anonymous No.212969915
>>212969397 (OP)
>>212969420
>>212969435
>>212969487
>>212969605
>>212969641
This never happened.
Anonymous No.212969993 >>212971867
>>212969683
The worst part is they literally could have done something like this to show SOME level of humanity from him while also showing people dying (because they really want people to visibly die a lot for some reason in this Superman movie) and keep the same message, yet they didn't. They pushed for the entire fucking court room dead into aura farming. I am so glad Snyder supports the new Superman and this is over
Anonymous No.212970002 >>212973357
>This never happened.
Anonymous No.212970025 >>212970099
>>212969641
>On my world it's a symbol of raping secret harems. It winds, like like my mutilated Kryptocock.
Anonymous No.212970052
>>212969420
And yet he still didn't have the time to save his hairline or Snyder's daughter
Anonymous No.212970099
>>212970025
It's not rape thobeit. I know Snyder and Phillips are obsessed with rape but women would consensually be part of God Emperor Kal-El's harem
Anonymous No.212970853 >>212970981 >>212971057
TAKE A WHIFF OF THIS
Anonymous No.212970981
>>212970853
Batman? More like Buttman lol
Anonymous No.212971050
>>212969636
He's not faster than flash
Anonymous No.212971057
>>212970853
>Lavender oil, my only weakness! I feel... relaxed... my murderous rage... fading!
Anonymous No.212971075
>>212969397 (OP)
>>212969420
KINO
Anonymous No.212971690
>someone cooked here
Anonymous No.212971867
>>212969993
You have to admit it though, it looked frickin' cool.
Anonymous No.212972451
I audibly kekked
Anonymous No.212972894 >>212972963
>>212969397 (OP)
he got so fucking ugly with age. they would have had to CGI his hairline if he still had the role.
Anonymous No.212972963
>>212972894
If he ditches the opera conductor hairstyle he'll still look handsome
Anonymous No.212973357
>>212969420 >>212970002
Brown
>>212969482
This. The director's cut makes it abundantly clear he didn't know there was a bomb because it was encased in lead. He then blames himself for not noticing in time to save people.
>AHHH HELP THE CHARACTERS AREN'T MAKING A JOKE I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT