>new Alien TV show trailer's out
>nobody gives a fuck
https://youtu.be/FqIi3N9dusk?si=xPaAYX0ZsBRX4L-p
Do you think it'll flop? Personally I'm a bit tired of female protagonists in this franchise, especially after how boring the last two were.

now im not interested in watching alien xviii the rapening

>>212970849 (OP)
Is this a remake of that great standalone flick Alien from ‘79? Not everything needs a shitty sequel or reboot!

Eric butts was nit reacted yet to it , https://www.youtube.com/@TheEricButts/videos

/tv is just waiting for him to give his take and then we will geek out , assuming it was geek out worthy .

and remember we will get true this together

>>212970849 (OP)
>>nobody gives a fuck
Tired of girlbosses and minorities.

>>212970849 (OP)
>that dumbass graphic of a godzilla face hugger destroying New York
>that joke of a tagline
Holy fuck you cant make a worse Alien poster

>>212970849 (OP)
I care. This guy looks cool

>>212971028
>Eric butts was nit reacted yet to it
>we will get true this together
Either learn English or put the bottle down

>>212970849 (OP)
Looks pretty good. High budget and they've stuck to the aesthetic at least. I wonder why the Alien franchise has lasted so long tho. Seems like there's some genuine people who are behind and push the IP with quality games/films (last one was shit)/tv shows.

>>212970849 (OP)
It's because Alien Earth is absolutely retarded premise. Their blood means nothing on Earth and their method of procreation is incredibly ineffective. It's just big bugs.
Ironically David (and Ridley Scott) was a drooling idiot who made them worse, not a perfect organism.

>>212971510
>I wonder why the Alien franchise has lasted so long tho
because people loved Aliens. They wanted more games, toys, comics, and movies of that. For some reason though, they refuse to make more. They ran it in to a brick wall killing the characters fans liked, then abandoned the time period fans liked. First setting it in the far future, then idiotically setting it in the past to make bunches of nonsensical prequels that destroy the allure of Alien. Neill Blomkamp of all people is the only one who was listening that fans wanted it back in the Aliens time period and aesthetic.

>>212970849 (OP)
Why does the tail just disappear?

>>212970849 (OP)
That's a micro-facehugger. Just wait til you see the Giga-Xeno.

I like Noah Hawley and I like Alien
But I'm not feeling it so far. Doesn't really give me Alien vibes.
Really hope I'm wrong

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>>212971243
Love Ade Edmondson but boy these are some silly names

>>212971147
Probably made by some marketing intern. They didn't even shoop it right, the tail and the front legs are just cut off.

>>212971510
>I wonder why the Alien franchise has lasted so long tho.
Giger's designs are that good.

Hawley was too dumb to understand the plot of the movie Fargo (seriously, look it up) before adapting it, and the show he made was constantly referencing various Coen brothers projects in a distracting way, so I’m finding it hard to have confidence in this despite some good actors like Olyphant and Edmondson. Really hoping it won’t do the Romulus thing and have an endless stream of nods to and quotes from the films

>>212971857
send me to the based terror dimension where the architecture is hatred, malice, and misery

Literally only Alien and Aliens are good

>>212971913
The Fargo show is pretty good though. At least seasons 1-3 are. I'm willing to give it a shot for that reason.

>>212972189
There are things I like but the constant memberberries for Coen brothers projects that have absolutely nothing to do with Fargo really grated on me. Student film tier approach to making something, just pointless copying. And because he didn’t understand a key part of the film (the Mike Yanagita scene which he thought was pointless quirkiness for the sake of it when it actually helps Marge solve the case) he’d do something random and weird just because, like the aliens in season two.
Hoping this will be watchable but his involvement and it being set so early in the timeline give me pause.

>>212970849 (OP)
funny poster.

what was the last series premiere trailer that was popular?
did people watch the got season 1 trailer? or succession? or Breaking Bad?

>>212970849 (OP)
Will this be the final bitch-faced lesbians media we ever get?

>>212972376
HOTD if you're counting it as something separate from GoT

>>212972412
i'm not, obviously, bitch

They really didn't see this with satellites?

>>212970849 (OP)
That is a fucking terrible poster

>>212972808
What retard is making these?

>It's right behind me, isn't it?

This will undoubtedly be more about some girlboss drama immigrant rights bullshit than aliens anyway.

>>212973557
Whoevers making these needs to get fired and fuck off.
These are fucking terrible.

>>212970849 (OP)
Honestly it looks billions miles better than shitmulus

The Earth was an alien egg all along!

>>212973670
Romulus had world building and glimpses of the future society.
All they need to do is expand on the future tech dystopia and they can win.

Also fire the poster troon.

>>212973748
This is ai right and you're taking the piss?

>>212973777
No, it didn't. That shit was the most generic, stupid, non-alien garbage possible.

>>212973777
>Romulus had world building and glimpses of the future society

>>212970849 (OP)
Shut up, faggot and go watch gay porn...fag.

>>212973800
Sorry Anon, this time the aliens ARE HUGE!

>>212970849 (OP)
I kind of expect this to play out like The Walking Dead where it pulls people in with an interesting theme and it just devolves into boring human drama later. I'll still give it a shot, it does look like it has good production values for a TV show, I'll watch it on cable like a boomer.

>>212970849 (OP)
>young lead actors with zero charisma
>space scifi franchise, but this time on Earth! (so we can save on set design)
This has garbage written all over. My optimist prediction is a Romulus quality show, but with more stretched out plotlines to fill the season. Pessimist prediction is it's generic tv drama / soap opera level bullshit, sometimes interrupted by bad CG alien to remind viewers this slop is still in the alien franchise. Probably somewhere between the two, ala Star Gate Universe.

>>212970849 (OP)
Back in the ole dark horse comics days that plotline was really awesome.

Too bad it will be squandered here.

>>212973834
Is that supposed to be israel laying its parasitic eggs in america?

>>212970849 (OP)
>Mother Earth is Expecting
>Statue of Liberty has a facehugger on it

>>212970849 (OP)
I'm not falling for Weyland-Yutani-funded Space Marine propaganda

>>212973815
Right at the start for like 5 minutes.
That's all i want, a grimdark dystopia with occasional aliens in it.

>>212973777
begone underage summer spic tourist
go watch trannyrunner or some shit

>>212973972
Kek, looks like a better waste of time.

>>212974009
Fuck you newfag i've been here since 07

>>212970849 (OP)
looks like a syfy show, not necessarily a bad thing but this franchise is known for good production design and this is not it. I don't think TV is a good medium for Alien

>>212971028
>Not even reddit™ the human™ cares about this slop

lmao

>>212970849 (OP)
>Ridley Scott
Well the series is gonna be ruined with prometheus lore.

>>212970849 (OP)
Gimme a qrd on what the plot will be.

If it's like pic related, but less shitty I'd watch it.

we all know it's gonna suck but we're still watching it

>>212970849 (OP)
>10 seconds in and a black appears
no thanks
shant

>>212973834
>>212973748
>>212973557
>>212972808
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>>212970849 (OP)
is this real
there's no way

>>212975581
yep, I'm willing to give it a chance. Can't see how it has enough story for more than one season.

>alien and bladerunner slop shows the same year

>>212971823
sick poster