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I think the only way to usher in the Star Trek utopia is for men to start having pointy sideburns.

Look out, boys! The Nu Trek /co/ tranny is fucking PISSED that we pointed out all the characters he lusts after (lol what a fucking virgin loser) are all just copy/pasted and look like identical characters with palette swaps.

It's going to be a long thread, at least until the heavy medication he is on pulls him down into dreamless muggle sleep.
Anyway, drop a laugh reaction image, have a drink, and let's enjoy bullying the fuck out of this retard!

>>212971438 (OP)
I just watched the DS9 episode where the aliens make the Grand Nagus a fair trader. Most of the ferengi stuff is awful but that one was worth a chuckle.

>>212971559
It was like a ro-vert thread.

>>212971438 (OP)
is that comic worth reading? i am always down for a good quark story

>>212971438 (OP)
>When you search the Star Trek tags on social media and see who’s posting about it

>>212971559
Nta but I like the way the female hips are shaped in that particular drawing style. Its also worth saying that there isn't a single Tilly in the whole bunch. So it's at least 1% based that Starfleet has fitness standards again. Mighty fine curvy fitness standards. Carry on with the argument now.

>>212971604
KWAB

>>212971633
I found a review of it but it's one of "those" sites where they say blah blah old trek problematic blah blah transphobia

>>212971633
>quark starts a chapter of no ma'am
Yeah anon

>>212971664
Here you go, pal. Have a jerk on me, on the house.

>>212971749
Quark would do that to grift off of Andrew Tate/PJW fans. Not because he genuinely hates women or feminism.

>>212971720
>a comic for the chuds
sounds based, time to find a copy
>>212971749
nice

>>212971759
Also the advantage of animated porn is that you're denying some couple somewhere the ability to get paid to fuck, and, as someone who never gets fucked, I hate the notion that gooners and coomers are helping men get paid to get women. I'll take a naked drawing of T'Lyn every time. I have, what's known as, you know, an "image-nation"

>>212971795
Yeah he say he was an anbo jyitsu champion and sell 00s maxim magazine takes to the fatherless

>>212971841
holy shit, you're crazier than I even imagined

>>212971795
Exactly what everyone else does to grit off young and bitter conservative males, it's not a deep playbook, but extremely profitable never the less.

>>212971871
MATTE!

>>212971438 (OP)
If anybody finds this quark comic and can post screenshots or a link I'd be grateful

>>212971941
Lesbian porn is somewhat acceptable but the cameraman might be a dude so fuck him for being that lucky in life. Go get unemployment cameraman.

>>212971815
No they were praising the comic for "fixing" Profit and Lace because that episode is so offensive it makes troons try to commit the 47%

>>212971966
here ya go anon
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Star-Trek-Ferengi/Full?id=207688

>>212971841
>>212971976
lol, wat. These schizo posts are the reason why I come here.

>>212971985
>"fixing" Profit and Lace
fucking hell, the episode was fine
delusional trannies fuck up my linux and my trek

>>212972010
I just calls em like I sees em. Hot sluts should be out at the bar giving you a small shot of getting with them, not getting paid to fuck on the Internet. And the men should be catapulted into the sun. Viewing naked T'Lyn and her sexy hips is a way to fight back.

>>212972101
Man his priorities in place, unlike the simps.

>>212971559
>are all just copy/pasted and look like identical characters with palette swaps.
just to play doubles advocate its not that different from most generic anime waifu who are the same face with a different haircut.
>b-but thats not true what about...
your waifu a shit
his waifu a shit
everybody's waifu a shit
except mine

>>212972190
So did she cause the Borg or not?

>>212972190
>doubles advocate
But anon, I was arguing against all forms of 2D waifuism including anime. Also, I'm not a fan of waifuism of any sort, 3D or otherwise.
Jerking off to Lower Decks though is just beyond hilarious to me because the style is so childish and not even approaching realism, or even trying. It's like being aroused by Looney Tunes.

May have missed a 'sode.
How did Una not get imprisoned?

>Normalfag hates anime
Another classic case

>>212972343
Let him. His brain has been cooked by porn anyway.
>inb4 he troons out

>>212972398
>hates anime
I hate anime waifuism and moeshit. I love anime.
Learn the difference, it could save your life.

>>212972368
If it's what I think you're talking about, Single Black Female Space Lawyer saved her from prison with a Picard speech about the Federation or something. Asylum maybe?

Neither here nor there, but I was always a fan of the Family Guy joke where they decided to swear off women, and then Peter fucked a microwaved bagel.

>Admits he's a normalfag by responding
Hook, line, and sinker.
The tripfag thou protest too much me thinks about his loathing of anime too.

can someone more fluent in troonese explain to me what is it exactly they find offensive about profit and lace?

>>212972526
Cartoonfags, your response? Put your expertise to constructive use and help this man!

>>212972526
Medical tech is so advanced, troonism is obsolete. That's it.

>>212972526
I'd assume they don't like their "situation" being played for laughs. Of course they are retarded and obtuse, given that heterosexuals make marriage and relationship jokes ad infinitum and don't get butthurt about it. Imagine, though. Imagine if there was an uproar by married couples because sometimes Worf and Dax's marriage was played for laughs. It would be insane. Almost as insane as trannies are.

That's it!

You're dead. You're dead. You with the beard? Nevermind I like you. You? Dead!

>>212972601
This topic is dead.

But normalfag, profit and lace is a 3DPD episode, that should be your field of expertise given your hatred of anime. Or do you just repeat whatever you're told?

>>212972580
I always wondered, did bashir just have quark's cock and balls in a box in med lab? Or do you think he just 3D printed him a new one? Do you think quark got to pick? And if this is a setting where you can just get a newer bigger better dick whenever you want then why don't you ever see someone tripping over theirs?
Its just got so many implications. Mostly about quark's cock.

Fuck tripfags.

>>212971676
Thank God his hair is unscathed

>>212972593
>I'd assume they don't like their "situation" being played for laughs
by my understanding their "situation" as they would tell is is NOT that they are cynically doing what they do for profit, manipulation and gain with the full knowledge that they are simply pretending. so it seems like more of a troon self-own to admit Quark represents you in that scenario to me.

>>212972641
> did bashir just have quark's cock and balls in a box in med lab? Or do you think he just 3D printed him a new one?
He made 3D printed models of everyone’s genitalia in case a situation like that were to arise.

>>212972696
he made all of them for plausible deniability but really he only needed Kira's for the holosuite program

"That's what we do here in the future: we make dildos."

>>212972696
I wonder if everyone is just going to become so bogged in the future that we all look exactly alike.

It'd be a good Twilight Zone episode.

>>212972686
More mental gymnastics than I would go through but yes more or less. I don't give tranny faggots any credit for that much cognitive ability though. I just think they see any tranny and get mad because they have thin skin

>>212972696
>mfw bashir asks me if he can just keep a copy of my cock laying around his office

>>212972641
As with cosmetic surgery and troons, it's just a small (and utterly deranged and insane) subset of the population that'd do this. In the 2370s this stuff surely is easier, but I don't think more people would undergo these medical procedures. Actually, it'd be fewer people, because there are fewer insane lunatics out there that think they should be a woman despite of them being ill-suited to be one. Infact, the sentiment of "you will never be a woman" is probably stronger, because there are pills that eliminate that urge.

>>212972624
Have you seen Strange New Worlds s3e2 yet perchance? Haha!

Watching SNW and someone just shouted SPOCKO!

>>212972781
>implying one of the many inequalities the federation solved before hunger and economics wasn't curing babydicks
I don't give a shit how advanced or wise you are, no male in the cosmos is going to say no to an extra inch through medical magic that is as trivial as the doctor waving a doo-dad over it.

>>212972440
Thank you my anon

>>212972810
Trelane is a Q after all.

>>212972810
Did they keep calling him an Andorian?
For why my friends,why?

>>212971492
BIG EYES!
Altogether the eyes average out tho.

>>212972936
>because i'm a small-dicked faggot that immediately would opt for that cock-enlargement pill, you have to, too!

>>212973212
>he thinks riker or kirk weren't swinging meat
You're a vulcan who doesn't understand why the klingon at the urinal next to you is laughing.

i think McCoy had the biggest meat idk why I just feel it to be true

>>212972006
Based and thank you anon
>>212972329
Nah the borg were around forever, Max headroom might have dropped something in the delta quadrant when he was finger fucking the timeline

>>212973321
He had the cure for lesbianism but the Federation banned him from using it.

>>212972414
>Inb4
Optimistic

>>212973321
>why do they call you bones?
>unzips dick

Did you know that NuChapel is bisexual and that she dated a tranny? Well, now you know.

>>212972006
Retards rage baiting, this is based on Family Business, not Profit and Lace.

>>212973483
I read that and honestly did not understand any of it. It feels like a complaint but I can't be sure

>>212973064
They see him as an Andorian it was briefly shown in the reflection in a pad

>>212973483
>Beta cannon
The tranny who wrote this doesn't know what a cannon actually is.

>>212973321
Didn't Jadzia bang him and say he had "skilled hands" or something to that end?

>>212973550
Jadzia is a liar and I don't care what she says but yes she did say that

>>212972329
The Borg were caused by V'Ger

>>212971438 (OP)
I like the economic revolution created by putting women in clothes
> if they have clothes, they'll have pockets
> if they have pockets, they'll want to fil them with things
> we can double our sales

>>212973550
She said he had the hands of a surgeon
>cut to Sisko throwing up in his mouth

>>212972329
Personally I don't like that idea at all.
But the less borg lore the better as far as I'm concerned.
It really is wild going back and watching their first real appearance, and how they don't really give a shit about assimilating people, they were after technology.
And it always just worked for me that eventually out there somewhere a species would integrate itself with its technology to the point it just becomes an ever spreading hive mind.
But the more they used them, and the more they built on the lore the more lame they get.

>>212973591
He's just glad its not kurzon saying it.

>>212973548
The only memory beta I truly subscribe to is that Trip didn’t die at the end of enterprise. They didn’t have to do my boy like that.

>>212973747
It's beta canon, but I allow it.
>>212973550
The burden of being a Dax is that everyone knows you fuck anything that moves.

which TOS episode should I watch?

>>212973848
Given shit taste has take over the thread, Spock's Brain

>>212973848
I love The Corbomite Maneuver, give that a watch

>>212971562
He’s just like me frfr

>Pike recites the Lord's Prayer in SNW
Is Paramount really that desperate for a trad audience? What happened? I thought they wanted the faggot audience?
Still not watching their shitty show though. Their cynical attempt to come across as conservative doesn't excuse the last ten years of wokeshit.

>>212973848
The Devil's Due, TNG. It's a TOS script.

alternatively, Journey to Babel

>>212973959
What has always amazed me is how the members of the rainbow coalition don't see the cheap pandering for what it is.
if i was a faggot i would be insulted by the fact that these companies just use gay men and the rainbow flag as a way to sell more crap
do they think the likes of jp morgan and paramount actually care about men who fuck other men?

>>212971438 (OP)
$8 for a comic book?

>>212974041
>Journey to Babel
I've watched this one like 12 times...I'm going with >>212973889 and then I'll watch Devil's Due since I don't know it off the top of my head

>>212973546
Oh.

>>212974136
Can't go wrong with Corbomite Maneuver, it's one of my favorites.

>>212974075
>What has always amazed me is how the members of the rainbow coalition don't see the cheap pandering for what it is.
Oh, brother. You're so naive. This is the rainbow coalition extracting its tribute. It's not a "oh, this is lame corporate pandering". It's a "we own this now, bitch". It's them showing to the world that this intellectual property now belongs to them.
It wasn't about representation for a long time now. The queers demand things be made all about them. That's why this troon >>212973483 is upset that NuTrek is not wasting precious screentime on exploring NuChapel's bisexuality.

>>212973848
I don't know maaaan
Just watch whatever is Naturalistic maaaan

>>212974075
>do they think the likes of jp morgan and paramount actually care about men who fuck other men?
Leftoids do think that way, while claiming to eat the rich one day. They're retards and economically illiterate, what did you expect?

>>212974075
The problem is it's all performative for trannies in Fandom too. They aren't into warhammer to roll dice and paint, they're into warhammer to tell you about their transition

>>212974355
I didn't know Tarantino was in TOS

>>212974392
why is tng represented twice and why is there a facebook boomer profile pic

>>212974480
What was with those rumors about Tarantino wanting to make a Star Trek movie like 5-10 years ago?

>>212974870
Loosely, from what I remember, it was supposed to be a continuation of the JJ verse with a Time Travel Story involving Kirk and his dad George who again would have been played by Chris Hemsworth.

>>212971438 (OP)
>Women gain rights
>Immediately implement a communist regime
What did they mean by this

Halt, in the name of Chaotica!

>>212971438 (OP)
>8.00 dollars
What kind of idiot would pay almost ten whole dollars for a few pages of slop?

>>212975119
I'm going to go ahead and say what we're all thinking: Satan's Robot was based.

I'm watching TAS.... because I gotta check it off the list... bros..

I can't wait to get to the TOS movies...

I recently weny on vacation and visited a used and antique bookstore I kept meaning to check put in prior years. They had jist gotten a lot of Trek books and I spent like $200 just on old Trek hardcovers, softcovers, and even books on tape. I even got a Klingon book on tape that I had always wanted yo get when I saw ads for it in magazines.

>>212972435
imagine not liking both

>>212974269
He's morphing into trump's pope murdering VP.

>>212972862
idk how people can't realize it's discovery wearing TOS like a skinsuit

>>212968593
Given how much this thread revolves around posting of Star Trek actresses (mostly middling women wearing sci-fi makeup), I think you need to accept that Baywatch is legitimate competition, and a far better option for anyone looking for pretty girls on the screen.

>>212971438 (OP)
>7.99

>>212971438 (OP)
>Stiff man putting my man in jail
>Let's get together and have some fun
I don't know how to do it, but it's got to be done
Space hippies dude

yes The Corbomite Maneuver is really a perfect episode. great pick, anon

>>212975212
Yeah....
>>212975216
Oh fuck yeah the Starfleet Academy books

>>212975372
>Geordi, get to work on that circular saw!
>Got it, Will!
>I'll hold 'em off with my bone!

>>212969714
In other words, you let other people make up your mind for you. I'm kind of surprised you admit to being a sheep.

>>212975212
at least it has m'ress

>>212975212
I may not speak for everyone here, but I’d say you can go ahead and skip the rest of TAS and get to those movies chief. You’re not gonna miss much.

>>212975372
>>212975400
fucking kek
>>212975401
you're never gonna fool anyone into watching drek with that bait

the way Data breathes in before he starts talking is one of those things I get so distracted by because I can't unhear it and I actually anticipate it instead of pay attention to what he says

>>212972329
The Borg were caused by a bad Microsoft update.

>>212975506
i wasn't trying to convince anyone of anything. watch whatever you want, and i'll watch whatever i want. the problem is, you've got your head shoved so far up your sheeplike ass, you can't even imagine another motivation for having a discussion. sad

>>212975618
it's kinda funny that they were defeated in BoBW Pt. II by essentially forcing a windows update

>>212973959
It makes me laugh to see NuChapel lumped in with full-blown tranny freaks when she's just a typical cock-hungry woman who apparently ate minge once.

>>212975652
(You)

nutrek sounds awful. I liked how Spock and Chapel's relationship was earnest and sweet. she was like the insert for the Spockfuckers in the audience. but noooo god forbid we have heterosexual romance in a show anymore

>>212975660
No, they were defeated by an unsecured back door. Which makes their Microsoft origin even more likely.

nuchapel is hot but they should keep her hair short

>>212975677
>woman who apparently ate minge once
NuChapel is a tranny chaser. Up to you if that's worse or better.

Whatever happened to the space hippies from TOS, or the Rome and Gangster planets? Did they ever join the Federation? Is the reason some dudes in TNG season 1 walked around the Enterprise in skirts because they were natives of the Rome planet?

>>212975861
I thought people in the Star Trek future were comfortable in their own skin.

>>212975960
They were just British.

>>212975982
False, these guys weren't brown.

>>212975960
>Whatever happened to the space hippies from TOS
erm, they died

>>212975471
>>212975212
TAS has a few bangers, but don’t go rushing now. You can only watch this stuff for the first time once

>>212975861
>crispr
>illegal
is it so much to ask that the people responsible for creating this shit actually understand the property they're writing for

in this episode Devil's Due Data talks about how a Klingon craftsman who built houses for Ventaxians got sued. can you imagine lol. Klingons building houses for aliens....

>>212976115
It's physically impossible to make CRISPR illegal. It's a very small, self-contained system that's very easy to conceal. These writers have a child's view of the power of government.

>>212976310
imagine not mogging alien carpenters with your superior klingon architecture while also forcing them to give you money to do so

You know what the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They both go to Uranus to wipe out the Klingons.

I'm always a little tickled by the knowledge that nutrek is so inherently demoralizing, that the people who claim to love it so much don't even bother to write plot summaries for the episodes on memory alpha until days, if not weeks after the episode airs. I remember bringing this up to people when STD was still airing, and getting a ton of seething about it, especially since I believe it had been a little over a month and a half at the time before someone had bothered to write a synopsis for any of the episodes that season.

>>212976512
perhaps their motivations are different from yours

Gee, the oldtrek seethers seem to have gone quiet all of a sudden. Are they sick? Dead? Or, God help us all...employed?

Yep, I think it's time to add "geezer" and all variations to the filter, lads.

>>212976512
Maybe they have a life.

>>212976691
the only thing more desolate than your view of this thread, is your heart

>>212972601
More evidence Trelane was a Klingon

>>212976741
Do you answer every spam call from India on your cell phone? I sure don't. It's part of not being retarded. You should try it!

>>212971573
Every ferengi episode is kino

>>212975471
>Space Hippies
>Race Realism Planet
>Space Lincoln
Wanna skip TAS be my guest, but you'll be pleb status forever without the above season 3 triple threat.

>>212976855
>>Space Lincoln
this is a great episode thobeit

>>212976855
You forgot APOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>212976512
It appears my superiority has caused some controversy

Which episode is this from? I thought I'd seen all of them.

>>212977077
>jerking off to circles
lol you are mentally a child

Reminder she's 35 years old.

>>212977077
Seek help. Please.

>>212976701
Do you know where you are?

>>212976701
They spend all their time getting outraged on twitter or doomscrolling, trust me, they don't

Forget Kirk or Picard. Insaneway or Nepo dope Archer?

>>212977349
Janeway. Archer is kind of an asshole to his crew multiple times in a really off-putting way. It's hard to wash the taste of how he acts in "Cogenitor" out of your mouth.

What pisses me off more than nu-trek ( which I think is honestly mostly okay except it's overly preachy of left wing values and most of STD is not great on rewatchings) is how some of the actors act irl on twiiter

Like Robert Picardo, George Takai and especially Jeri Ryan are such super duper lefty retards super serious drives me insane I preferred their characters.


At least Kirk is a 4chan fag like us. Patrick Stewart isn't as obnoxious as Jeri but he LOVES pitbulls..

>Election tourist thinks he's people
LMAO

>>212976626
HideakiAnnoTalksToEvaFans.webm

>>212975471
I have to check it off the list...

>>212977503
Unsolicited Headcanon Time: The Archer you follow in Enterprise is a sensationalized version from holodeck programs meant to entertain and is in no way a reflection of actual events.

>>212977764
Yeah there was definitely an element of that to the finale

SNW is PEAK holy shit

>>212977883
>SNW is peak shit
Your words, not mine

>>212977883
not rly, it's barely memeable aside from anson mount's hair doing some strange new shit every season

>>212977764
Yeah, I’ve heard this before, but it doesn’t make the finale any better. Why would the audience want to see an incorrect version of events. The characters we grew to know over 4 seasons are sent off in a lie? “Well anon, it’s from Riker’s point of view in the future. Historical accounts are rarely blah blah blah.” It’s a lazy excuse for a finale that touches ever so slightly on the bare bones they had for the next 3 seasons. The Enterprise finale still should’ve been a time jump, but it should’ve been Archers reflection on the Romulan War, Trips death during the war, and why the federation is needed(not more andorian nonsense). Riker getting a history lesson for advice on what to do about the Pegasus situation is a spit in the face.

finding it hard to get into enterprise after finishing all trek before it. is this the shift in tone everyone talks about? obviously the theme song but that's skippable. but I mean like dialogue and pacing seem like a drastic change from voy. I've noticed this kinda of writing around 2005, not just in trek but in other shows too, seems to have its own kind of character. did all the boomers die off / retire at this point? Its still 10x better than whatever they are pushing out now but I'm curious how it fits into the trek vs nutrek debate

>>212977575
In ancient Rome they equated actors and whores, never forget that. These people are empty vessels that simply reflect whatever the dominant ideology is.
If this were 1930's Germany Jeri Ryan would be goose stepping with the best of them.
So relax and remember if you have enough money they will you fuck them.

>>212978147
Enterprise is a different type of trek. It’s a little more stripped down in terms of its connection to the universe, some will point this out as a criticism, some will say it works as enterprise is a prequel. It’s a definitely more melodramatic and hornier than other Treks, but it is still Trek. There is sci-fi worth watching in Enterprise. At times it’s TNG lite and at other times it’s more serialized than DS9. It’s generally ranked equal to Voyager, I happen to like it better than VOY, but there are plenty of people on the other side of the fence. It’s not nuTrek.

>>212978147
it takes a while to get into ENT but it has some of the best episodes of trek and some of the best characters

>>212977764
I fucking hate the Xindi and the time war shittery so retconning that whole deal as just a holodeck author's fanfiction would be fucking great and extremely meta.

>>212978147
>is this the shift in tone everyone talks about?
>>212978147
prior to 2009, yes
i'd argue that jj-trek and its consequences have made me go back and revisit ENT, and ive found its not as different as i felt at the time
>obviously the theme song but that's skippable
sacrilege!
it eventually grows on you, and for me at least, reminds me of a simpler time
definitely a departure from "these are the voyages...", but the gap is even greater since they didnt try and do their own riff on an opening monologue and instead went straight for soft rock
>dialogue and pacing seem like a drastic change from voy
>did all the boomers die off / retire at this point?
pretty much
trek peaked with mid-late tng and most of ds9, with later ds9 getting really dumb (still a great ending sequence though)
voy was pretty much trek running on fumes since it was tng 2.0, but it could still be fun when it found its footing; bipolar war criminal janeway was a fun meme
ent was very much a swan song, and represents the ultimate death of true star trek

in terms of critique at the time, ent is to trek what the prequels were for star wars: the worst of the bunch at the time, but we didnt know how much worse it could get. it was not very well received, especially not the temporal cold war arc. what was nice was when it actually focused on being a prequel series, with the setup of the federation, romulan war on the horizon, etc.
i have a soft spot for the surak arc
>I'm curious how it fits into the trek vs nutrek debate
at this point in history, it's definitely in the category of comfy 'old' trek, but still a world apart from golden era trek

>>212978100
If the final season of Enterprise was the start of the Romulan war and we got to meet an extremely young pre-captain Kirk as a budding war hero, that would have been cool, but Enterprise ended like flaccid cock so I don't care if those characters were all lies anymore.

>>212978507
Kirk would’ve been sperm in his father’s balls. You could’ve at least had an old archer meeting Robert April at the christening of the NCC-1701

I miss when the crew were competent and introspective, instead of hyperactive overconfident manchildren. I don't know how we went from naval crew to teen drama cast, but I don't like it. Give me my age of sail, my space western, my explorers goddammit.

>>212978697
Blame the Expanse

>>212978584
Correction on myself here because I’m drunk and have been reading memory alpha. Of course I know the Romulan war starts in 2156, but George Kirk was born around 2201-2206 so I should’ve said that James T. was nothing more than a long away though in his grandfathers balls. Archer still could’ve met April though.

>>212978837
I just want to see the Roms in their old outfits because those were way nicer looking than the stupid wide shoulder shit in TNG

>>212978147
ENT just doesn't have the depth of the other shows. You can feel the tailspinning ratings and the desperation to appeal to broader audiences in everything they do.

How much glory did you accumulate today, /trek/?

>>212978988
I hate the forehead ridges completely unnecessary

>>212978988
Having Rommies, Spoonheads and Kliggers all wearing a standard outfit saves on costumes. I bet they never even washed them.

>>212979363
Need to get the Gowron expansion set on the Ferangi black market.

>>212978988
Romulan uniforms in TNG are some of the worst costume designs in history if you ask me.

>>212979690
I don't remember the cowboy planet at fucking all. Honestly some of ToS feels like a fever dream.

>>212974075
Remember the Occopy Wallsteer? All the big money needed was to bring some token rainbow people to the forefront and they suddenly became "the ally". It's not like anything changed in their operations, they just hired some gay people willing to tow the line because of the money.

>>212978988
>>212979972
I respect your right to have a differing opinion, however, shit taste. The big shoulders gives them a very distinct and rigid look, which plays well into their similarly rigid society. The multicolor lycra bodysuit is pretty generic all things considered, it looks like something you'd see on a random b-plot alien race that doesn't show up again.
>>212979404
>Rommies, Spoonheads and Kliggers all wearing a standard outfit saves on costumes
When was this ever the case?

>>212980194
I prefer the more slimmed down version from DS9 and VOY.

>>212971871
What’s wrong with this outfit to be posting this

>>212975372
This cover is wild. He has his trombone and he’s doing the Riker maneuver.

>>212980367
fair enough

>>212981332
Tactical Trombone

>>212971676
This is how it feels to eat without something to watch

>>212980000
It wasn't a planet they were stuck in a recreation of tombstone, can't remember why

>>212973581
Really it's astounding it took the Ferengi nearly 1000 years to figure out this logic

>>212980194
>Rommies, Spoonheads and Kliggers all wearing a standard outfit saves on costumes
We need a master list for all the racial lurs used for Trek species. I’d like to add clanker or toaster for Androids.

>>212982304
knife ears

>>212971841
>and, as someone who never gets fucked
why not fix that by getting laid?

>>212975471
>You’re not gonna miss much.
except the slaver weapon

>>212974075
As a proud faggot I can say for certain there's a sizable demographic that sees the corporate pandering for what it is. The problem is twofold: the people working in these organizations who push it are sycophants who have wormed their way into power to bully and force their influence on brands/companies with the people on top seeing them as easy cash cows for diversity bucks. The other problem is that the greater "community" has turned into a hivemind where dissenting opinions are ostracized, and the vocal minority has won out. There's a shockingly large percentage who don't necessarily agree but are forced to play along to avoid being excommunicated

>>212974870
>>212974934
I don't think it was a rumor, Tarantino did talk about doing one and was pitching it. It probably got shut down because it would have actually been good and NuTrek can't be good

>>212982742
At this point the only people celebrating Pride are trannies who were groomed on discord/Twitch 5 years ago and white women with boyfriends calling themselves bisexuals. The actual gays and lesbians are over it.

>>212982742
>>212982834
A fag who does casual work at my restaurant on the week says he has been called into HR at his 9-5 job multiple times now because he keeps saying
>hey man
or
>good morning dude
to some cross dressing weirdo he works with he's had to go through sensitivity training twice now, lol

>>212982945
*on the weekend

>>212982945
>The sensitivity training

>>212977099
Who said anything about jerking off?

>>212973548
It's "canon".

>>212977167
i'm just broaching the possibility that nutrek people have more of a life than oldtrekkers and thus don't feel the need to obsessively document minutia on fan sites

>>212983040
>nu-trek tranny has a life

>>212977268
>>212977575
And how would you know that? Do you obsessively stalk them on Twitter or something? Because that would be far, far worse. You have no self-awareness whatsoever.
>Patrick Stewart
He doesn't care for sci-fi. That presumably includes Star Trek.

>>212983091
are you seriously replying to posts almost 10 hours old? talk about obsessed

>>212977883
>>212977912
how telling that you have to lie in order to make your case. don't you even feel a little embarrassed by that?
>>212978496
uh oh, you're starting to like nutrek. let the seething begin!!!1!

>>212983091
Stewart only agreed to play Picard because he thought it would be a 3 year gig that led to Hollywood movies with Hollywood paychecks. He was only half right.

>>212983113
It's called going to bed, instead of obsessively posting on 4chan 24 hours a day. You should try it. What you're doing can't be good for your health.
>nooooo posts are 10 hours old
>says the grandpa seething about a 60-year-old TV show
No self-awareness whatsoever.

>>212983191
let me get this right, you sperged out for hours until you fell asleep then woke up and immediately starting sperging out again to posts 8 hours old? please tell us more about this self-awareness and obsessive posting.

Is this the new Pizza Anon or is it the same guy with a new personality

>>212978350
>some of the best characters
bruh literally who?

>>212981332
thats the advanced riker maneuver reserved for combat trombone situations

>>212983397
I've been trying to figure out what he meant by that, maybe shran? but then if your going to cheat with combs its not like shran is better then weyoun, phlox is entertaining I suppose? but hardly "the best" of weird alien regulars, that would be quark, I would like an answer to this as well.

>>212983454
Shran is cool but he's not a perfect character there are issues

>>212975372
Is LaForge kitbashing? There is so much going on here

>>212983397
NTA, but;

Captain Archer
Trip
Phlox
Malcom
Travis
Shran

and probably more

>>212983499
thats kinda what I meant, what did that anon mean by "some of the best" who?

>>212983397
I SAY ENTERPRISE YOU SAY SORRY

>>212983544
>some of the best

>>212971841
>as a virgin here is why jerking it to tranny cartoons is better than real sex
Cope

>>212983072
Smash it

>>212983506
anons I just realized his name is laforge because the forge, and he's an engineer

>>212983694
His name is Data because he's a machine.

>>212983544
have you watched any other Trek? they are nowhere near the best. TRAVIS? come on he's practically a blank slate

>>212983716
I said I might be retarded not brain dead

>>212983694
I thought he was named after a blind Trekkie Gene met. Or maybe that was his first name.

>>212983775
laforge is literally "blacksmith" in french, as gene clearly was on a french kick when creating tng heres another one that should be obvious deanna troi as in trois, 3, or more famously ménage à trois, threesome. Gene wa saying she s a slut you see

>>212983821
the surname Picard in french is often shorted to Pike, Gene was being sneaky and giving him his first captains name

>>212983225
No, I did several other things this morning, like brew coffee, make breakfast, put away the clean dishes from the dishwasher...you know, humaning. Checking on this thread happened after higher-priority actions. Once again, you're just projecting your pathology onto me. Your lack of self-awareness is actually kind of hilarious.

>>212983821
Yeah it’s obvious they named her Troi so they could make an episode title called Ménage a Trois. If they hadn’t the dans would have been screaming “IT WAS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE” until the end of time.

>>212983876
and we would've been right to do so, if they hadn't done it then what the fuck was the point in the first place? I wonder if he put any other french word play in

>>212983159
then he ended up playing professor x in another sci-fi franchise. poor bastard

>>212984019
poor is hardly how I'd categorize him the horny bald fuck made bank actual multi-millionaire, then he made womens clothes fall off, I mean they tried to cover up but he'd already seen everything

Torapist was a good Enterprise character

>>212979363
I told my neighbor if he lets his yappy dashund shit on my lawn one more time I'm siccing my terrier on him, my boy will fuck that little sausage freak up

>>212984074
He wanted to be an action hero

>>212984316
someone should've told him he was never ever going to be one, I mean did excalibur give him unrealistic expectations? you've got stewart a fine classically trained spakespearan actor, and every day he's walking onto set with 6'4 giga chads like frakes and dorn, what was he thinking?

>>212983876
Marina Sirtis did have quite the softcore porn career before finally landing a job where she could keep her clothes on. This is literally all of the footage I could find from 1983's "The Wicked Lady" where she was clothed.

>>212984442
yes anon we know we all know

>>212984370
One of the great things about Picard is that he commanded great respect despite his physicality. After all, who did Riker and Worf need permission from before doing anything?

>>212984507
sure he's great at taking control of a room, a ship a situation just through sheer presence, but an action hero? hell no he had his strengths, its one of the reason he worked so well as Xavier a man in a wheel chair and yet he dominates any room he's in, play to your strengths ffs. He works as Captain Ahab for the same reason, he's keeping the crew together though sheer force of personality and drive not anything physical, its when he tries to do action scenes it gets really silly.

>>212984442
This is key

oh noes the old trek grandpa hasn't posted in over an hour
therefour i win!!!1!
his rules, not mine

>>212976897
Yeah but I was going for back to back to back episodes

>>212984222
this is a "that guy" was he a regular in something? I know I've seen him before Ent

>>212985199
surprisingly that was his only Trek appearance
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Enrique_Murciano

>>212985235
ok looked him up, its black hawk down, hes the guy on the 50 cal, also in dawn of the planet of the apes, I think koba kills him. I knew I'd seen him around

>>212985199
Reminds me of another rapeface

>>212985365
good cossutius is raping considerably tighter angels in elysium now

>>212984316
I just want to lay in bed all day

>>212986026
anyone who doesn't is lying, its so comfy

>>212973576
No the borg had already taken parts of the delta quadrant by the 15th century >>212973602
Based

I've seen from TOS all the way to ENT. I refuse to watch anything else.

>>212986198
Fair

holy kino this was a fun episode

>>212986198
so what you're saying is you've watched star trek, good man.

>>212986335
these niggas...the founders of the federation...

>>212986356
I'VE GOT STRENGTH OF THE SOUL

>>212986356
>getting from there to here, its been a long time but nu-trek is finally cleared
>I will see my dreams come alive at night (nu trek is dead and gone) oh your not going to change my mind oh no your not going to change my mind cause I've got faith of the heart. No nu trek shit will break me I can reach any shore.

>>212985179
Reminder that if Jordan didn't fuck off, it would have been an 8 peat.

>>212986335
Why are andorians so stylish? And conversely why are tellerites so try hard?

>>212983694
His name is riker because he sometimes has a beard

>>212983821
Also original plans had her having 3 boobas.

>>212987365
Troi was difficult enough to take seriously walking around like she was on a PlayBoy cover shoot. Having three boobs would have broken any immersion from the audience.
For example, if female Betazoids have three tits, do male Betazoids have three nipples too?

>>212987523
Maybe the males have three hands.

>>212985179
Some dude trade marked the term three-peat after hearing it on a snl sketch and made millions.

>SNW S03E03 Shuttle to Kenfori
This is deliberate, right?

>>212987684
Loree lightfoot?

I liked spock's fake wedding

yeah well I like Spock's real wedding

>>212988358
If Kirk and Spock were merged, would they become Spirk or Kock?

>>212988962
Jock

Oh my god, this episode was so bad.

>>212988962
Should have just killed neelix

IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rMXcGy3Jqc

>>212988107
>It's a wedding episode

>>212991321
>I joined Starfleet to discover alien planets, not boring Earth shit
>And where is Mr. Data? He’d better not be off narrating again!

>>212991321
i don't think Picard would like being at a wedding even if it was his own

I made a write-up about this since I have nothing better to do and the thread's dead.
Most things in Trek even if I think it's stupid or don't like or agree with it, I can at least understand the idea or intention behind it. But The Aenar is terrible and I just can't understand. WHY are Aenar? Why are they blind? Why are they telepathic? Why are they a supposedly mythical race? Why are they pacifists? Why are they white? WHY WHY WHY I don't get it so let's examine.
>Why are they telepathic?
Ok well I guess this is because the Romulans "needed" a telepath to be their drone pilot. What, are there no telepathic science experiments from races they have easy access to? Which brings me to the next thing
>Why are they a "myth"?
So if the Romulans were going to use telepaths for their program how did they get this specific guy when even Andorians wouldn't all agree that Aenar are even real in the first place? It's like if the Chinese came over to North America to hunt bigfoot for use in their black ops military experiments. Shran says he doesn't know anyone that has ever seen one. So why make that be part of their lore if it makes their inclusion in this plot even more nonsensical and stupid? They could have just been like, a known group of people? What does this add? Especially because even though they're supposedly so elusive and secretive when they go looking for them they find them IMMEDIATELY. They're fucking clomping around getting impaled on icicles like morons and one just shows up. They don't even act elusive. They're just like "oh you guys were looking for us? here I am" OR maybe the point is that Jhamel is some kind of special snowflake Aenar who actually wants to see the world so she's friendly? Also I find it hard to believe they only took ONE of them and didn't abduct a whole batch. The ship was a prototype after all there were bound to be mistakes and deaths and then you're SOL with no pilot when the ONLY one you snatched dies. Stupid.

>>212991763
>Why are they pacifists?
I guess this is to add a hamfisted conflict to the plot as for the excuse why they won't help save one of their own even though the mission is to destroy a fucking drone ship and destruction of property isn't violence which Archer should have fucking explained to these stupid ayys but that's besides the point. An entire subspecies just having the same ideology is cartoonish and I really see no reason why they wouldn't just be normal Andorian citizens. Is pacifism some sort of genetic condition? I know Andorians are known as violent freaks but surely every single person isn't like that. I mean Shran was an advocate for peace and he's THE Andorian character of this show so pacifism shouldn't be so taboo that these people have to live inside of a fucking glacier wasteland with nothing but worms and by the way what's with that? I hate how Andoria is shown in this show. The whole planet is just ice? That's retarded. Do they just eat those worms? Do they eat ice?
>Why are they blind? Why are they white?
Another thing that makes no sense. There isn't a single point or payoff to this detail and they even lampshade it sort of because the only time it's brought up is when Jhamel says "I've never met a blue skin before" and Shran is like "Tf you mean? You're blind." That aside how do you even know what the fuck "blue" is? Her excuse is some bullshit "Tee hee telepathy is just weird like that" HUH? Just make them not be blind??? Why did you put that?

>>212991791
At first I thought that maybe this whole part of the arc was some kind of reference to some other Trek thing because the rest of it had been so far but aside from the burrowing worms that reminded me of Devil in the Dark I really can't think of how this is similar to anything. They didn't need this plot about Jhamel trying to save Gareb or whatever. They didn't need the pilot to be some new race they just made up. It could have been a Vulcan. It should have been a Vulcan. Rommies torturing and killing a Vulcan would have hit way different, especially given the previous arc reveal. It could have been T'Pol that saves the day instead of her trying it once and giving up. She's the character they love to make suffer anyway. Also it was silly how they just magically slapped together their own drone pilot setup but whatever. So yeah. What were they thinking?

Cozy.

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>>212991763
We don't talk about that episode