Thread 212971546

Black people don't say "ayo" at the start of their sentence

ayo this gay guy tryna tell us how we talk and shit

>Ayo right now we finna be the pawns. But one day...
>*looks right into camera*
>I finna be the King.

>>212971645
that would have been way too kino for a show sucking it's own dick over it's realism like the wire

>>212971638
AYO shut that door

>>212971546 (OP)
Can blacks even play chess?

D’angelo deserved better

>>212971645
Smart ass pawns get to be king

>Why're you kids out here selling drugs when you could be in school?
>it ain't "why're", nigga... it's "wire".
>*BANG*
I got chills

>>212971546 (OP)
fr fr

>>212971546 (OP)
american HBO viewers: wow this is so informative *takes notes*. I am learning so much about black people. this is the best premium TV ever.

>>212971546 (OP)
>ayo life be like chess and shit
Impossible. Chess is just a stupid game.

>>212971754
They'll just knock the board over and proclaim victory, it's the gangsta way of handling a challenge

>>212971546 (OP)
>life be like a bucket of fried chicken

>>212971874
It’s the American way since 75. Mission Accomplished!

>>212971546 (OP)
Thank you for promoting The Wire.
Next promote the sequel.

It seems I could connect four quicker than you, Mr. Plug

>>212971830
Okay.

>>212971724
Realism of human motivations of self preservation through systematic disfunction, not some spider man shit.

>>212972037
>human

>brain dead illiterate niggers spend their free time playing chess
I thought they were going for realism with this show.

>>212971546 (OP)
Wouldn’t they beat his ass for playing a white nerd game

>>212972102
You haven't watched the show

>>212972116
no, black people seem to love chess

>>212971755
>Ayo dis shit finna like Monopoly, you start out on Baltic Avenue broke as a motherfucker and end up in jail while you tryna get to Park Avenue

>>212972155
Cheese was a chess boxer

>>212972155
No they love dice and gin rummy

>>212972155
Criminal types and black people (same thing) often like chess as a way to beat the opponent, you know the kind of dopamine hit that even white people get sometimes from playing - basically all the bad things about chess they like. However they rarely have the impulse control or intelligence to study the game properly so that's what stops it becoming a real part of their culture, they're not going to make it part of their identity if pajeet and chingchong kids can destroy them.

>>212972227
They like to play NBA 2k all day and yell mean things at me because they're unemployed

>>212972506
Chingchong kids play chingchong chess

>>212971754
Not usually, and to its credit this show quickly made it clear he was wasting his time trying to teach them anything beyond simplistic metaphors.

>>212971546 (OP)
I love The Wire but this scene is awful, it's so fucking hamfisted that an actual fist shoving a ham up an ass would be less hamfisted.

>>212972506
>mfw never won a game of chess

>>212972812
I lost a game to a Honduran who just got out of prison

>>212972812
I've never even played it

>>212972851
He pawned you.

>>212972102
They were playing checkers with the set before D laid down the rules and the analogy of the other game.

Monopoly boy doesn't know what 'finna' means or how to use it.

>>212971754
They memorize openers and play in prison. I used to play them at Washington Square Park when I was in college.

>>212974359
So they don't play it like regular people. They've only mimicked the early stages but they have no understanding of the moves or strategy beyond that. And they mostly do it in prison.

You racist piece of shit.

>>212971598
If a black person ever comes up to you on the street and says
>ayo
Or
>Can I axe you a question?
you better say NO loudly.
>t. Someone who has actually been around black folx

>*smacks lips* ay, so uhhhhhh
>*rubs hands together* Yea mayne I'm bout to spit some knawledge ya heard?
>*sucks air through teeth* yo, ya feel meh? I be sayin dat uhhhhh
>*smacks lips* dat uhhhh ya know dis life shiet, right? Dis be like uhhhh
>*stares blankly ahead with saliva dripping from open mouth *
>It be like dat mo'fuggen chess. It be like chess and shiet
Was this scene really necessary?

kino

>>212974540
?? Why?