Why did he do it

what he do?
i like nick when he's on podcast with normal comedians
i dont really like harlan's stuff, just have a normal chat

>>212972561
The Rolex, he took it. He wore it.

>>212972525 (OP)
>Oh shit things are getting out of hand
>Sam might punch Harland over this seed oil shit.
>Better hold out an olive branch
Eats a cookie
>Oh shit what have I done. Turning against Sam like that. Quick gotta think of something, there are no napkins or any shit here.
Spits out cookie into his hands.

If people think Sam was being weird they are just outing their social anxiety.
You don't invite someone into your own podcast and make them the butt of the jokes, Sam noticed that pretty quickly and flipped it around. Harland was probably triggered by all the guests in the room but he should have done his homework. Not even Norm would do that, hell, i'm pretty sure Bill Burr doesn't do that.
If you make fun of me in an insideous manner, don't expect me to ping pong it back to you and make it a endless game of chicken and mouse, I will flip the table and put you on the spot, obviously, Sam didn't go full retard and actually physically abuse him but still

>>212972644
cope

>>212972644
Sam, youre incapable of being a good sport. We get it.

Why did he pretend it wasn't a staged act? Because Sam told him to act stupid.

>>212972669
>>212972674
Sam won.

>>212972674
>>212972669
So you are that asian kid next to harland that was just taking the jokes, sure, be that person, I'm sure you are going to say that you would come up with a diss or a joke to push it back to Harland but in real life you don't get to do that, improv skills help, but at the end of the day it's a zero sum game

Literally nobody watched this slop.

>>212973053
dude i love the harland highway!

>>212972615
Charls seems impervious to awkwardness

>>212972787
Sam's literally shaking trying to move a 60yo man around. Harland must have really gotten to him.

>>212972820
All you had to do was build the nest Sammy

>>212972644
>Sam didn't go full retard and actually physically abuse him but still

>>212972787

>>212972787
Won the liable for assault prize? Congrats

>>212972644
>>212972820
Even the supreme narcissist and all-around completely self-unaware Corey fucking Feldman was able to handle Harland's light ribs, riff with him and enjoy himself. Sam had no excuse and you're actually exposing yourself as being less well-adjusted than an international lolcow.

>>212972644
yeah honestly if that was me--like this irrelevent boomer that invited me and my bros onto his show and then immediately starts attacking not only me but my bros too with this passive aggressive hollywood libtard humor and expects me to let it all slide and play along for his shitty show nobody watches--it's obvious that sam held back. wish they all beat harlands ass desu. if this was MDE 10 years ago they would have. they all are married with kids now though so they don't want to go too wild.

>>212972644
I honestly think it's just a bunch of zoomers obsessed with "le lolcow" shit which they ruined like everything else. I see random ecelebs being called "deadass lolcows" for taking a sip of water awkwardly and shit like that.
And of course these zoomzooms don't know Sam. He was 100% on brand with that appearance and I guarantee they did this as cross promotion. This is by far the most viewed Harland podcast thanks to Sam, and Sam gets to trend for controversy as usual. They both won and the only losers here are the zoom zooms who are doing exactly what they both wanted. You got played by two masterclass comedians. But I wouldn't expect people who find shit like skibbity toilet funny to understand how the world works - so here come the copes and seethes.

>>212973458
>you don't get it bro, it actually helps Sam to make him look like a sensitive, humorless retard
True, worked for idubbz

>>212972525 (OP)
SpiritLeaveingBody.jpg

Lmfao the cope is hysterical itt.
>it was actually based that he chimped out like a humorless nigger whose sneaker got stepped on!
I can’t imagine defending this behavior and calling yourself a white nationalist

>>212973458
Sam got owned and looked like a bitch and all the promotion got edited out

>>212973832
No no no, he was only pretending to be retarded

>Harland joking he got raped by priests because he KNOWS the alt right boys hate that
This is how you troll

>>212973458
It wasn’t funny, anon. It made Sam look like an idiot who can’t take a joke.

>>212973446
Kek. Is this satire? Nu-MDE is this brand of wigger zoomer retard.

>>212973458
True. In fact Harland's so committed to the bit that he's been hearting all comments calling Sam an untalented retard

>>212972631
Someone needs to make a webm of the cookie spitting

>>212975089
>>212973832
No shit. The online beef is part of the hype, which you're talking about right now. Sam & Harland won, you got played.

>>212975089
damn, he sounds mad. i guess sam won

>>212973094
Charls has no reason to panic like the others. He's the only one among them who has definitively proven he has what it takes to make it as a creative without riding Sam Hyde's coattails. He's smiling because he's being proven right in that moment. He predicted all of this years ago and people mocked him for tearing up when he said Sam would find a way to self-destruct just so he could sabotage his friend's careers and keep them all dependent on him. That smile says "I told you so."

God bless that balding schizo.

>extreme peace flopped
>fishtank 2-4 flopped
>sam exposed as a snowflake who nigs out over not having total dominance in an interview, like fucking Eric Andre
It's time to apologize.

>>212975177
Is Charls and Eric sheepishly trying to justify Sam's freak out for 30 minutes part of the bit too? Fuck, I'll never stop getting played.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1ekH0W4hEA

>>212975220
Nah Harland won

>>212975220
It wasn’t supposed to be a competition anon, it was a comedy podcast

>>212972644
>Sam didn't go full retard and actually physically abuse him but still
destruction of private property
menacing

sam belongs in prison but harland is oldschool and will handle it in his own way

>>212975248
Idubbbz is still a cuck and a faggot. Sam falling off is still more dignified than the current state of icuckz living in his wife's mother's basement.

>>212972525 (OP)
QRD on all this? I don't keep up with Fishtank/Sam Hyde lore any more

>>212972525 (OP)
>i poosh

>>212972644
Actually tons of comedians invite people on their shows to mess with them, it’s kind of a long standing tradition in comedy. The difference is that actual comedians know how to take that in stride and trade jabs, how to be quick on their feet, etc. Thats’s kind of what comedy is founded upon. They don’t start seething and destroying things for seemingly no reason.

>>212975248
Sam v. Ethan cuck cage when?!

>>212975465
Doctor lip shits

>>212975222
This. Not to mention he's above things like fame or money. Nick and even Erick to an extent are desperate to breakout. Charls is perfectly content and therefore free.

any bros out there that have a stream link for these episodes?

>>212975834
>Not to mention he's above things like fame or money.
lol he came crawling back after pic instead of sticking to his principles
charls is legit nuts and probably drug addicted and I wouldn't be surprised if his brownoid wife threatened divorce if he didn't kiss and make up with that dildo

>>212972644
When is this thread going to get serious?

>>212975967
>crawling back
Nice headcanon. Sam's the one that begged Charls to come back and everyone knows it.

>>212975465
>Sam has narcissistic meltdown on comedians podcast
>flips table and unsuccessfully tries to wrestle host
>everyone dying of embarrassment
>fans cope by pretending it's a bit

>>212972525 (OP)
>I'm usually the big purple master in this situation. When are we getting serious here?

>>212973372
>Corey fucking Feldman was able to handle Harland's light ribs

"Have you been raped before? You look like a Goonie."

>>212973788
>the rest of the crew was hungover
>deeply closeted silverback doesn't drink (because of his estranged dead father)

>>212972525 (OP)
Not gonna lie, former Sam Hyde fan here. This is fucking hilarious watching Sam Hyde crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

>>212973458
>This is by far the most viewed Harland podcast thanks to Sam

And its demonetized. With an Israeli ad read company. Standing on principle, being edgy is one thing, taking other people's bag to sperg out is another. Conneticut debt-maxxed crypto rich fags that never were in the trenches with Norm in Canada wouldn't get it or all the sub rosa disses from high verbal iq Brazillian host

>>212975465
>"deep cuts and human feelings"

He iDubzz'd himself in front of a Norm colleague who raped Sam's pal twice in roast battles. The planned gag was calling him a white nigger meathead metaphorically. There were enough references to mde/sam deepcuts that his producer 'fan' of theirs probably gave Harland the rundown on what buttons to push. Nick kept kayfabe except for "four foot nine internet tough guys" on Scuffed Realtor. Erick and Nick damned with faint praise on The Palace.

>>212972615
THE ARISTOCRATS

>>212976834
I have no idea what any of this means

Y-YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE MDE B-BECAUSE... BECAUSE ITS A JOKE AND YOU DON'T GET IT!
EVERYTHING THEY DO IS JOKES THAT MEANS IT IS FUNNY!

I still watch sams shit sometimes but he's hit a wall where he has to confront the fact he isn't actually the "talent", he's the talent scout. Problem is he is shit at managing the talent and wants to be the focus all the time. All he can get are yesman fans who will work for free since no one else actually trusts him.

There is no benefit to working with or for sam.

>>212972644
It's just banter bruh. Hydie couldn't take a joke or two huh lol

>>212972787
Sam failed to physically bully a senior citizen.

>>212975967
This is so sad. Charls had worked the whole thing and moved through it getting on with life and then not only came back but did the sucking dildo humiliation thing. Charls story isn't a comedy its a tragedy.

>>212972525 (OP)
Why is nick turning korean

You want to get serious, Sam? Let's talk about marky

>>212977012
It's how zoomers communicate now

>>212972644
>>212973458

There has not been an episode of the palace recently where Charls wasn't boozing.

>>212972644
Go to bed Sam. You have a 15 year old tranny to violently rape in the morning.

>>212978651
I dont who made this but it kills me.

Seven. Seven Minute Abs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnso4nfdM9w

>>212978747
Look at Tim's face
hhahahahaha!

>>212973065
Did you just type in a Jewish voice?

>>212976834
>There were enough references to mde/sam deepcuts that his producer 'fan' of theirs probably gave Harland the rundown on what buttons to push.
nice headcanon

Sam has no aura anymore

Memorize this if you're an artist guy.

>>212978747
kek

>>212975967
Do you know that there is a sketch in Extreme where Charles literally plays an unhappy husband to an ugly indian wife

I only realised now that Sam intentionally makes fun of his friends. He just straight up mocks them

They are like toys to him

>>212975220
>constructive comments which, if followed, would help sam be better in social situations, many of which harland appears to endorse
>HE MAD I WIN
the gorilla is strong within sam and friends.

>I bought a bag of gorilla twigs at the zoo gift shop. The label promised they’d never leaf. Then they all split.

>>212972644
>Not even Norm would do that
Don't pretend like you've ever sat through an episode of NML you insecure nerd.

>>212973446
>if that was me, things would've gone a lot differently

>>212979245
>NML was NEVER funny!
>I REPEAT: NOT FUNNEY!!!!
shut up, you tranny

Just skimed the podcast, holy fuck Sam got gaped. Why the fuck was he so mad

>>212979351
Harland may or may not have made a reference to Sam's interest in 16 year old girls and that might have been the thing to really set Sam off

>>212979402
and the you look rped comment really set him off. The whole looked pathetic just trying not to laugh at sam

>>212972525 (OP)
>we partied with Bones until 4am
>we were hungover (except non-drinker artist guy)
>we had the perfect alibi and it wasnt the first thing out of Nick's mouth

You get a 300k vod demonetized Kanye posting, you lose promo footage shoutouts, IT IS WHAT IT IS YOU CUTIE HOMOS. THAT'S HOLLYWOOD.

>>212978747
>Harland spit out celery onto Rogan's desk repeatedly

Buck breaking on an unimaginable scale.

>>212972644
Get a load of this tough guy

>>212972644
Didn't watch the video award

>>212979402
The worst possible configuration of possibilities would be his paranoia over MRKYULTRA deepcut digs being unfounded and still showing his ass over it— this is also the funniest outcome given the non-coherent PR responses.

i've watched the interview five times.

harland was never "fucking" with sam

harland was only ever taking jokes that sam was throwing at harland, and throwing them back at sam.

it wasn't even "to fuck with sam", it was just playing, like a professional comedian to another, on a comedy podcast.

like when harland asked sam "have you been raped? you look like you've been raped?"

earlier, SAM asked HARLAND if harland had raped the dead corpse of meatloaf.

So literally every single example of harland making sam uncomfortable, sam didn't even fucking realize was just harland riffing off of something sam had said earlier that harland just as easily could have been offended by.

ALSO, remember in drama class, the game "yes, and"? your not supposed to say no.

harland asked sam if he had been raped. sam said no.

then harland asked nick if nick had been raped, so nick immediately came up with a funny story about how he had been raped.

So then sam asked harland if he had been raped, so harland said yes and gave a funny story of how he was raped. so then again, harland asked sam if he had been raped, almost like saying "alright, lets try this again, are you going to be a professional comedian?" and AGAIN, sam said no.

>>212972787
Samsisters be like "he showed this boomer who's boss, he's a true alpha" and then you see this clip

>>212979517
not nosey

>>212972644
Harland is the kind of guy that's Sam's exact kryptonite: completely unfazed by Sam's little edge comments and completely unintimidated by Sam's physical size, as well as never giving Sam a serious answer on anything. It so obviously bothered him not being in control how he usually is and how he's probably the highest on the hierarchy in most scenarios he puts himself in.
Sam clearly uses being a giant asshole, being large and making people feel uncomfortable through various psychological means as a way of casually asserting dominance on most people he tries it on and it probably works and when he met someone that puts on an impenetrable act that he couldn't manipulate in any way he began genuinely getting triggered until he broke the ice with the destroying the set which was Harland winning a contest he was aware he was participating in. Just another factor towards Sam's baby seethe.
Sam still lost in the end.

>>212979578
He WASN'T aware*

>>212973458
>I acted like a retard for views it's only for my benefit, it's my brand image, being a retard
Holy cope

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1ekH0W4hEA
Charls and Erick talked about it

>>212979543
another example is, sam hyde starts the podcast by really aggressively asking harland why he's doing a jewish accent and just generally making really aggressive jewish jokes and aggressive jokes in general.

so later on, when harland is telling his story of how he got raped, he says he got raped by 6 priests, and even nick and charls as well as sam get really defensive and argue that rabbi's and public school teachers rape more then priests do.

but literally all harland was doing was throwing their humor back at them, they made fun of jews a ton, so he teased priests.

this is after he said that he is catholic, he doesn't have it out for christianity.

>>212979578
Sam isn't a funny comedian. He's actually really bad at it.
Listen to him in other interviews. He's boring, stale and shy.
I wish Harland asked him about marky
Did sam think this interview would get him in the door in Hollywood? LMAO

>>212979672
I want sam to meet tom green next

>>212972644
>You don't invite someone into your own podcast and make them the butt of the jokes
He thought he was getting a comedian he can banter off, but Sam has no improvisational skills besides ranting about Jews

>>212979672
sam kept misinrepreting harland's jokes as harland trying to bully sam.

So sam regressed to like highschool, and calculated flipping the desk as a move to "even the playing field" both comedically, and also to reassert his masculinity and try to "stop being bullied"

but harland literally wasn't bullying him.

so sam asked multiple times through out the interview for harland to "get serious" right?

its because if harland was serious, then only sam would be joking, and then sam would be the funniest person in the room, and have all the power.

he wants to cram the room with a ton of people, put damiel behind harland, and make aggressive jokes about jews and ask harland if he's raped a dead corpse of meat loaf, and then ask harland to "get serious" over and over again? after sam did the idubbbz documentary? and he can't argue that harland was being disrespectful, because sam argued he wasn't being disrespectful to idubbbz.

what sam hyde did to idubbbz with several days, a team of actors, fifteen thousand dollars, and the intent to fuck with idubbbz, harland did in half an hour, by accident, without intending to, just by goofing around on his own podcast.

>>212972787
…the “I can’t move a 62 year old man onto a fallen desk” competition.

harland not very funny, sam either fully autistic rage or fully autistic kayfabe rage I don't care it wasn't very fun to watch
Charles tiny contribution only funny thing on this one

>>212972644
>Not even Norm would do that
That was Norms entire gimmick though
>I'm going to invite you on my show
>I'm going to say something absurd to see how you react
>I'm going to assume you're a good sport and can reply in a way to keep conversations going and interesting
Also most people invited on podcasts wouldn't have 5 other people with them, contributing nothing.

>>212979543
Wtf is this retarded babble? Im not really familliar whole MDE shit. Just saying random banal edgy shit unprompted?
>hehe have you been raped?
>ahaha yes in prison, it made my asshole bleed
>hahahah what about you?
>etc..

>HARLAND WAS FUCKING AROUND WITH OUR RIGHT(!)FULL IDEALS! THE SEED OILS! THE CHURCH! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Look at yourself, dorks
Congrats
You have literally turned yourself into a radical left

>>212979679
He was disappointing on Bradley's podcast, he's genuinely a bore and not good at articulating serious positions he holds even when given almost zero pushback.

>>212979743
sam realized he fucked up, so he pivoted to calling harland crazy, he said "your crazy"

again, thats why harland later said "your clazy"

sam was softly playing with the idea of trying to insinuate that harland was insane, because nothing else he tried so far worked (physical intimidation, stunts, asking him to "get serious", edgy jokes), but then he instantly bailed on calling him crazy (thats why i like you)

so tehn harland is like "you like me?"

and sam says yea and acts like he's a fan.

so harland is thinking "your a fan and you trashed my studio?"

so harland then asks sam "i'm an animator too, did you know that?"

and sam says he didn't know harland was an animator too, proving that not only is he not a fan, he literally didn't do ANY research before doing the interview, not even reading his wikipedia.

so harland smiles at this and says "yea i was an animator too, thats why we're hitting it off so well"

So then sam begs harland to come to his show, again as a desperation move to salvage fucking up so bad, and harland stairs into sams eyes to see if he's actually serious, sam insists he's serious, but that doesn't make things better, that literally makes it worse, because that means sam is crazy. so tehn harland says "your clazy"

so at the end of teh show

sam begs harland to let sam on as a guest again.

harland says "sure you can come back tonight"

so sam says "we'll run it back tonight?"

meaning, "can we not air this episode and rerecord it and air that?", "run it back" is broadcasting terminology for "do this one over from the top", meaning not air what they recorded.

harland says "how about a midnight showing?"

meaning he says how about he fast tracks the editing of that podcast past the other episodes and airs it THAT NIGHT on youtube. so nick says "awesome" and then sam makes a series of expressions like he's having a mental break down and literally claws at the air in greif.

>>212979762
you're right, he should've hit him with a full belly to back suplex
as soon as I typed that I realized I don't mean that sarcastically, if you're going nuts for views, go nuts, why not just find a dog you want to date really fast in the corner of a room

it's crazy how edgy and subversive these guys seemed 10 years ago now they fold under the pressure of HARLAND WILLIAMS

>>212979770
so earlier in the podcast, sam asked harland if he dead lifts. thats a kind of weight lift in the gym

so harland said "yes", and made a silly joke, saying that he lifts corpses out of the graveyard (dead lift).

so then sam asked harland if he raped the corpse that harland had dug out.

so then later on in the podcast, sam literally is the one who brings up rape again.

so harland says "oh i'd love a good rape talk, have you been raped? you look like you have".

and people are saying thats harland fucking with sam, but its literally not, its just harland joking back at sam.

>>212979543
Only Sam's allowed to play and it's only allowed to be on sided where he's the dominate one, the second he's not the ringmaster he began to visually get annoyed.

>>212979837
>>212979817
Sam literally cant handle the bants

>>212979864
one sided*

>>212979837
Having watched the interview with harland interview with bobby lee it strike you with awe how incapable sam seems to be of conversing like a normal human being. That's not even his greatest sin though, it's his complete inability to be anything other than the big top dog. Nick tried to salvage the podcast when he learned harland was canadian. Sam's response?
Loudly burp into the microphone and demand a pair of scissors.
Amazing social skills.

>>212979867
>>212979817
when harland said "i'm an animator too, did you know that?"

is also when sam's realization of how badly he fucked up compounded, because he realized that harland actually did prepare for the interview, and did respect sam somewhat, and did prepare some real questions, and sam realized that harland wasn't actually fucking with him.

So thats when sam panicked and started begging harland tom come to his show that night, begging harland to let him back on the show again, etc.

also, harland asked sam to tell harland about mde's journey up to that point, and sam AGAIN thought harland was fucking with him, EVEN THEN, and then harland explained that he was literally just asking a regular journalism question about mde's back story, and then sam realized, and then sam gives mde's back story of how they all met eachother, and harland leaves that in instead of cutting out, even though he cuts out every other plug, because it highlights just how defensive and weird sam is being.

i'm actually a fan of sams, but i also like harland, and i'm not like emotionally invested, i just think its so fascinating. sam humiliated him self over no reason, it was just misunderstandings.

>>212979915
>scissors
So what was it anyway?
A circumcision joke attempt?

>>212979915
sam definitely seems to have some kind of complex where he thinks everything is a competition. harland literally was just playing with him.

>>212972644
>admits that Sam isn’t funny enough to riff with a fellow comedian (or so we though), so in response he has to chimp out
Sounds about right
>>212977012
You asked for it, QRDtroon.
>>212979698
He’ll surely get on Rogan after bombing on his show next!

>>212979672
>so later on, when harland is telling his story of how he got raped, he says he got raped by 6 priests, and even nick and charls as well as sam get really defensive and argue that rabbi's and public school teachers rape more then priests do.
That was such a weird moment they were "um well achually" to a joke. It's hilarious how they got collectively triggered by that.

>>212975266
>autistic troons trying to shill this as a giant beef
>Charls confirms the outro vid with harlan and sam having fun was post interview
>muh deskers on suicide watch
The noose awaits kiwitroons send your null

>>212979937
>sam humiliated him self over no reason
no something like this happening was inevitable since sam exists in a bubble that he himself created, and is paranoid and maladjusted outside it

>>212979837
Oh i get it. So it is about that 16 year old girl he fucked.
>>212979937
Must be dat there cell tech fucking with his mind.

>>212979970
>>212979915
nick was vibing with harland when sam did that, why did sam do that?

sam was really uncomfortable and in his own head, he was second guessing everything that harland was doing.

when harland started talking to nick, sam stopped paying attention and used that as a temperary repreive or rest to get his bearings and try and game plan what to do next, while he was zoned out and not paying attention to nick talking, he noticed his shirt has a loose thread on it that was bothering him (because he was overthinking and stressed out)

so he inturrupted nick, his own guy, to ask for scissors, so harland highlights this rudeness, by totally switching focus to what ever sam is trying to talk about.

notice that, harland doesn't bring focus back to sam once harland knows sam wants scissors, sam burps into the microphone rudely, inturrupting nick, then harland brings the focvus to sam, to highlight how rude he is, then sam talks about wanting scissors, then harland says "sure, what for?" almost like he's kind of nervous already around sam, like on some unconciouslevel he's worried sam will do some shenanigans like destroy property with the scissors (so paranoid! who would think such a thing!) and sam ignores harland on his own podcast, doesn't answer the question, and screams at harlands own assistant for scissors, almost like a power struggle display, which is probably what it was atleast unconciosuly.

then sam cuts the thread, showcasing his fragile mental state. that all it would take to unravel him is to pull a loose thread.

>>212980003
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! NOT MY CHURCHERINOOOS! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Not even Norm would do that shit

>>212980044
literally harland already said that he was catholic by then.

>>212978630
Quebecois nativist chink blood

>>212980033
>overanalyzing. everything. this. much.
How come your head hasn't exploded yet, you doofus?

>>212972615
>>212973094
Reminds me of Charls smiling hard when those two guys showed up to the meet and greet with marky shirts

>>212980075
you can just analyze things for fun you know, its actually fun to think and learn.

>>212972525 (OP)
>Harland mentions he's canadian
>Nick riffs with him a little upon hearing saying he's from Quebec
>Both start talking french to each other
>Nick got one moment of connection with one of the comedians he looks up to and everything was looking to get back on course
>....then Sam burps and orders Nick to cut a piece of thread from his shirt

Fuck Sam and I wish him many hardships in life

>>212980013
>>autistic troons trying to shill this as a giant beef
No Luna, both Sam and Harland were just being themselves and it all backfired on Sam because he was completely in the wrong being himself (a self absorbed, insecure and paranoid cult leader). I dont think Sam hates Harland as much as he's probably in somekind of desperate "I must fix this" mode and put the mask back on (like he was when he begged Harland to come to his set and do a do-over podcast).
He's probably also spent a significant amount of effort after this to lay out a plan to fix his tarnished image. Some publicity stunt where people will forget this and think "he's based" again. Wonder what it will be.

>>212980103
If it was just Nick and Charls the podcast would actually have been really fucking good. Sam should just give up as the face and rule from the shadows.

>>212973094
>>212972615
>>212980088
He probably thought sam was impervious by that point, I don't even think his own audience believed him when he said sam threw the show in turkey, made joel homeless, and made nick almost kill himself because of how much he despised selling cars when all of them had beautiful careers ahead of them. Context suggested they were begging him to rejoin sam and make WP2, given how chuck was responding to the stream participants. As far as I'm concerned, sam self destructing is charles' "I told you so" redemption arc, the man who would never be because he could not overcome circumstance. I'm sure it helped paper over the dildo sucking humiliation ritual too.

having all those peopel on also backfired.

sam likes being backed up by his crew, because it can be physically intimidating, like a gang, and its also being out numbered, and also they can laugh at his jokes.

but in this incident, it backfired.

sam put damiel behind harland williams, so harland kept throwing the joke back at sam, by asking damiel to talk all the time, even getting damiel to respond to sam for him, and getting sam to respond to damiel for him.

also, it made it painfully obvious how much more funny harland was, becuase sam wasn't getting laughs from HIS OWN CREW, but harland was.

and it also underlined how inapproprite sam was being, cuz you could see how uncomfortable everyone was when he flipped the table, all of nick's reaction faces are plastered over the internet now, thats because sam chose to cram the studio.

>>212972644
>physical assault is a rational reaction to a comedian making fun of me on a comedy podcast
bro you have emotional problems

>>212980110
You guys are so autistic, its a mix of sad frustrating and hilarious seeing you try to interpret a social situation.

Sam was doing his usual podcast bit of trying to make the host uncomfortable, Harland was doing his usual improv nonsense and rolling with everything, thats why it escalated to the desk tip and wrestling sam was trying to make him break character likewise harland trying to goad laughs to break sams awkwardness bit.

They already confirmed they left on good terms so all the shit null and the troons are sperging out over like 'thousands in damages' (lmao) and boston ross reference (wrong phrase) dont exist.

The only literal only thing thats weird is nicks reactions but then they were all hungover apparenty

Why is Charls still defending him?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1ekH0W4hEA

>>212980226
We got a real genuine coper in the wild over here

>>212980244
Payroll I assume

>>212980110
Sam's shtick was always bullying
but it's so overdone and so phony now it's just borderline cringe

Like what you can do to your juvenile junkie hobos from fishtank you can't do the same shit to some senior hollywood comedian (even if he is a goofball too)

i think MDE just became a bunch of old freaks, worn and swollen, they lack their former energy and style

>>212980253
Right, tell me for the 9 millionth time about how sams career is over and harland is markyposting.

P.S. Dont forget to dilate

>>212980332
Why do you people openly defend a pedophile just because he has the same views as you? Do you defend trump on the epstein thing too?

>>212980368
I woulent have known about this situation if it werent for you faggots spamming the boards. Even if sam were a pedo he would be less detestable than kiwitroons and that autistic creatura null they call a leader

>>212980284
Embarrassing. Sam doesn't know how to riff so he acts like a big manchild baby

>>212980284
Sam Hyde isnt funny, and he never was

>>212980226
sam made a fool of himself and harland hates him. everyone saw it.
>The only literal only thing thats weird is nicks reactions
lol, lmao

>>212980417
erick shamefully staring at the ground during Sam's super funny bit. had the whole squad cringing.

>>212980368
>Why do you people openly defend a pedophile
>SHE WAS ONLY THE LEGAL AGE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH YOU SICK FUCK

>cunnilingus county has been up against it for many years, uhm, it's the, uh... these internment camps, where they... keep the, uh... i dont know

>>212980417
Yeah dude look at the hate, they look ready to kill each other here >>212980284.

>IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE HANGOVER GUYS! WE WERE TIRED AND IT WAS TOO STUFFY IN THE ROOM! BUT IT'S TOTALLY NOT OUR FAULT NO

wow amazing comedy no wonder he enthralls so many

>>212980471
Harland just knows how to roll with the punches to not let Sam win. It's also a promotional bit and Sam is acting like a shit head in it, idk what you think that proves but we all saw the episode.

>>212980469
>but to this place where destiny is made, why have you come unprepared?

>>212980499
Lmao. Get out your little flipcards and try to identify the emotions on their faces, tismoid

>>212980489
Sam looks like a jew himself just look at his disgusting big nose with a mole on it
holy crap
fucking Trotsky: the new right

>>212980522
>Get out your little flipcards
Do they actually give those to autists?

>Makes a hawk tuah joke

How do shills defend this? I thought that type of humor was beneath sam

>>212980478
maybe sam should drink
hungover nick had more charisma than sober sam

>>212980541
So tv tells me

>>212980560
San Hyde thinks hawk tuah is "degenerate" and somehow shows some kind of cultural decline. He's a fascist retard who doesn't understand what he's talking about.

>>212980522
You are delusional. Sam bombed and was so upset about it that he chimped out and embarrassed all of his friends. Cope

>>212980655
Sorry no, upset is not the flipcard we were looking for

>>212972820
if i send a guy from my entourage to sit directly next to an established comedian that has some industry pull as some sort of power play, im not gonna be surprised if he gets some shots aimed at him

>>212980415
stop it, tranny
his bombing won't leviate your degen agenda here

>bringing your entire posse onto a podcast
>make it entirely about you while your boys sit around awkwardly
what did he mean by this? i think the worst thing about this podcast was that it wasn't funny and it wasn't entertaining, it had zero value and by the end of it i couldn't believe my time had been wasted like that. his appearance on bardley martyn's normgroid pod was way more entertaining, but that was because mayhem miller is pure retard kino

>>212980782
Holy shit is that Sylvia and Frank Hassle from Fishtank?! You really proved that anon wrong!

>>212979235
underrated

I've watched about 20 Harland Highways since this came out. AMA

>>212972525 (OP)
Why doesn't he ditch Sam and his retards?

>>212980624
yeah bro fascism is so bad, imagine actually fixing problems and not being a brain-rotted imbecile

>>212972644
Sam's a faggot. And if this isn't Sam writing this, you're a tranny.

>>212980471
they recorded that before the podcast, cultist

>>212980800
who or what are all these people, dork?
i don't even watch your fishtank shit, zoomie

>>212981044
Charls confirmed they did it after troony

>>212980947
I'll ask this one for the SHIDF
WAS Harland intentionally making it his life mission to destroy sam hyde, or is sam hyde just an incorrigible social retard?

>>212980947
Best guests out of those 20 and were any guests costars in his films?

>>212981088
obvious damage control, also
>>212980110

>>212981108
I didnt read that wall of text when it was posted im sure not doin it now. Why dont you cope your delusional ass all the way back to kiwifarms and noose out

>>212981044
>cultist
>typed as he swaps between his several Sam Hyde related tabs

>>212981148
just read the screenshot

>>212981161
so your response is... headcanon? not my fault you couldnt fathom visiting 4chan without having some daddy figure reassuring you about what you read on here

>>212981173
>just read the screenshot
I dont care about your twitter profile

>>212981185
you are calling people troons while troons are frequenting sam events full stop

>>212981196
So why are you shilling this if you go to his events?

>>212981203
thats whats on the screenshots
you are not very good at this subversion thing, im sorry
sam took the board culture and built a parasocial network on it, difference between us is you latching onto it and me recognizing it as a money making scheme

>>212981218
Wow i get it now, money bad. Sign me up for your leftypol trooney newsletter

>>212981250
the absolute state of paypigs

>>212981250
if i were a leftypol trooney i would apparently be visiting sam hyde events
but no, i am just not new enough to conflate sam hyde with actual board culture

>>212981270
you do nulls bidding for free lmao

no amount of "i-i-it was just a bit.." is going to save him. sam built the gorilla nest, now he has to lay in it

>>212980110
Jesus Christ its just comedians trying to get publicity

>>212981283
I don't even know who that is.
you do sam's bidding while paying him money? Am I doing it right?

>>212981293
Who tf is sam? Money? I aint got no money

>>212981311
You don't know who sam hyde is?

>>212981311
>immediately goes into a bit after losing exchange after exchange
look how great that turned out for your idol

>>212981347
You so clazy

>>212981358
uhm nosey

>>212981286
yep and he's going to drag all his friends along with him


again

>>212981388
Just a little more shilling kiwisissies, weve almost got them. Dilate later post now!

>>212981250
leftypol users all deserve death, but no, Sam is a massive faggot and unironic pedophile

>>212981289
That was the goal yeah, and it backfired.

>>212980961
>state control of the economy "fixes things"
Yeah bro north korea is a paradise

>>212981418
Sounds like the type of guy to hang out on kiwifarms

>>212981411
are those "kiwisissies" in the room with us right now? seems to me like you are just mad about 4chan not being a heavily moderated hugbox

>>212980397
Absolute cope of a post. Your criticism of KW has literally no merit.
You DO support a pedophile though.

>>212980454
That makes it okay, right?
LMAO
holy shit hydefags are delusional

>>212981442
>4chan
>not a heavily moderated hugbox
Oh noooo newfag kiwisister you were doing so well

>>212972525 (OP)
he's a raped prison bitch

>>212981446
>You DO support a pedophile though
You DO not have reading comprehension

>>212981426
I dont hear any complainte from nk

>>212981446
>you think having sex with a woman who's above the age of consent is okay?
What the fuck happened to mutts. This is sad.

>>212981453
spoke my mind for 15+ years on here but do tell me all about it, election newfag

>>212981489
15? Why..thats 2 less than me. I win troon back away in shame wow the oldfag teabags you

>>212981518
17 years and you still fall for eceleb pandering, some people are slow learners i guess

>All he can get are yesman fans who will work for free
There's some level of deniability with guys like Nick since he has some level of personality, but it just can't be denied that Sam surrounds himself with suckholes when you look at a guy like Jet. The guy is like Sam's abused little elf helper, eagerly clinging on to Sam's leg at all times lest he be shaked off and left without his daddy

>>212981102
nta, but Bill Burr episode is a good introduction to his unlayering his comedic mind. when you're deeper in it the absurdism of Kirk Fox episodes rules. also this retarded bit from a Will Sasso episode kills me everytime I rewatch it.

https://youtu.be/XyEQRmqQkac?si=j6MK67LMtLo7-p_u&t=430

>>212981539
Catch me im free falling

>>212981584
>goes into a failed bit again

>>212981594
Exactly the response i wanted

>>212981642
lets just say your stand up career wouldnt last long

>>212981484
>there's nothing weird about fucking a 15 year old
holy fucking shit this is exactly why people were mad about epstein
MDE fans are literal pedophiles
>>212981475
>You DO not have reading comprehension
I do though. You're literally just coping and seething, pedo apologist.

>>212981696
Sadly an austistic troonies opinion counts but for little

>>212981740
>I do though
Nope

>>212981788
so you agree with me? cheer up, though, maybe other autistic troonies will buy a ticket

I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR

>>212981740
I am European and we're not so brainrotted that we think a man sleeping with a 16 year old is the moral equivalent of sleeping with a pre-pubescent child. He's also not a pedophile, by both the legal and actual definitions of the word.

>>212981814
No you

>>212981854
IN THE END
I DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

>>212981864
well now you won me over, whens your first show?

>>212981858
I hope your kid gets fucked in the ass at 16
(if you'll have one of course which is unlikely because your pathetic continent is on the high-speed rail road to extinction )

>>212981899
The lack of awareness here concerns me

>>212981917
If you're not fucking your daughter yourself, someone else will be

>>212981944
does it though?

YOU LOOK RAPED
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>>212981961
Next time you watch Muhammad jump on your underage kids, bring on some wine and sugar-free treats with you.

>>212982042
what's this joke?

>>212981917
Engaged and she wants kids. I think I'll be fine.
>a 16 year old having sex is the same as rape!
>because you don't think so, I want this innocent bystander to be raped!
You are truly a paragon of virtue.

>>212982105
sam made a bunch of rape jokes, to which harland replied: lets talk rape, have you ever been raped? you look like it

>>212975248
idubbbz is poor living in exile in canada and still wont drop the woke bullshit. Its over for him

>>212982123
---->
>>212982058

>>212979120
Woke faggots cant be funny

>>212975248
He just lost his last project with any relevance so he could slurp up any of Hasan's cum that drips out of his bloated walled wife.

>>212975248
it just establishes him as even lower on the pecking order

>>212982181
Holy kek

>>212982210

>>212980782
Is that fucking Sylvia? Jfc..

>>212972644

exactly this
both made mistakes but there is a humble way to treat guest and a disingenuous way to do it
playing a victim hand still shows how empty you really are

>>212973372
Sam is a lolcow

>>212983634
kys, zoomie

>>212973094
that's because all the stuff he said about Sam was proven right in front of him to an audience, he's smug as fuck there

>>212972787
>t-the heatlamp!

Why did Sam turn up to someone's podcast with his entire crew and then act super insecure from the get go?. It's fucking weird as hell even withput the table flipping

>>212980284
Holy shit he’s an actual gorilla

>>212984178
Were you heating this thread the entire time?

>>212972644
>You don't invite someone into your own podcast and make them the butt of the jokes,
Lots of comedians do this exact thing and other comedians and actors have fun with it. Have you ever seen Zach Galifianakis old fern show?

>>212984170
The latest cope is they were hung over but Sam doesn't drink so I think Sams just an unfunny psycho moron and Harland got into his head.

>>212984170
Yeah I don't know why he invited that faggot Damiel who literally nobody likes. It's one thing to invite that faggot onto some YouTubers podcast but why is he doing it on a podcast with an actual comedian? Nobody wants to see Damiel. Literally nobody

>>212985257
The Damielposting will continue because no one in MDE has the balls to tell Sam no.

>nick has also been ass in most of the sketches and their schtick of messing with extras

I remember he was literally sucking face of some minor girl in one of the episodes

how this is not a typical hollywood sex ruse of taking advantage on castings? What does his wife think about it?

>>212972644
A real jester rolls with the punches. Sam lacked whimsy and Mirth so he lost

>>212972615
>rolex
cringe

I think if sam wasn't so ugly no one would care. it's like watching a freak show

>>212973458
>We want you to talk about it
>You're losers for calling me gay
Build the nest nerd or puppet Sam will just do it for you

>>212975220
He has a nest Sam doesn't. Sam needs to work on building like a real mason

>>212973458
why do you give children so much weight over your thoughts lol...

>>212985437
absolute sold out
poor slave
just look at him
he couldn't even say Sam's name on his podcast just called him "a friend"

HE WHO CANNOT BE NAMED OR BLAMED

>>212979543
>remember in drama class
No. You fumb faggot.

>>212985465
its kind of mean to make fun of a guys DSLs, Charls is just a scummy as Sam why didnt harland call him a faggot manlet

>>212972644
It’s just good natured ribbing. Only a gorilla would take offense

harland was a quipper,
his art he long refined.
but samuel he was hipper,
no need for quips well-timed.

now samuel he is mental
(we have all seen the clip):
like jesus in the temple
the table sam did flip.

harland's tongue was sly,
his quips were never lazy;
but harland he did cry
for sam was just too clazy.

>>212972525 (OP)

Why do you keep posting the same thread every two hours?

>>212980226
>They already confirmed they left on good terms
>Harland spends the next 3 days liking comments that call Sam a talentless roid-raging douche bag

>>212985762
Sam paid for advertising so he deserves to get the most out of it

>>212975465
My dad owned a business and shared a similar number to a Doctor Lipshitz. People used to call asking for them all the time always made me Lol

>>212984178
Curly fries.

>>212979543
>harland was never "fucking" with sam
yeah harland also asked sam what he thought about the words TIGHT and RIPE which sam used in the boston ross video about marky but everybody forgets that nobody cares if sam fucked a high school junior when he was almost 30 and there is absolutely nothing weird or immoral about it so don't ask about it!

>>212985937
it's not weird and not terribly immoral.

>>212979543
>the game "yes, and"?
It's not just a drama class game, it's the basic idea of improv. Without that rule, the other fag can just shut down the whole bit because they're uncomfortable, which is what happened here.
And I agree
>Sam: Are you doing a JEWISH voice????
>Harland: Are you Jewish?
Sam almost played this one right but couldn't commit.
>Sam: Did you RAPE the corpse????
>Harland: Have you been raped?
Sam got too butthurt to play along.

Sam always tries to take control by abruptly dropping controversial subjects into the convo, hoping the other person gets weirded out. Harland took his abrupt escalation, escalated it himself, and mirrored it back to Sam. The only shot of his own was the gorilla nest, which is very lighthearted humor compared to Sam's "RAPE!!!! JEWS!!!!"
>>212979770
Sam is the one who brought it up, so what did he expect Harland to do? If he was funny he could have kept on it. If you listen to actual comedians on old O&A episodes, they deal with this all the time. There is often a sort of concession when their own edge backfires, which is funny in of itself. Comedy needs humility as much as it needs tastelessness. A comedian who can only make fun of others but can't take the same shit back is just an unfunny faggot. I'm pretty sure Sam would have rolled with it and given a funny interview 10 years ago, but he's too far gone into his off-brand joe rogan grift.

>>212985966
It is slutmaking.

>>212980961
fascism fails to address the problems of liberalism (i.e. our failing society) because it is fundamentally liberal you imbecile
"Fascism entirely agrees with Mr. Maynard Keynes, despite the latter's prominent position as a Liberal. In fact, Mr. Keynes' excellent little book, The End of Laissez-Faire (l926) might, so far as it goes, serve as a useful introduction to fascist economics. There is scarcely anything to object to in it and there is much to applaud." - mussolini

>>212983659
I'm 33

>>212985966
i agree, there's nothing weird about it. sucks that we have to constantly remind everybody that 16 and 30 is normal and there is absolutely no imbalanced power dynamic at play there. 16 year old WOMEN are basically fully grown legal adults.

my current girlfriend is 17 and i'm only just beginning to redpill her about the JQ and get her into NFTs. she's thinking about auditioning for fishtank too once she's 18. wish us luck!

>>212986158
i wish you die on electric chair

Who's the better lolcow? KingCobra? Sam Hyde? Nick Rekky?

This wasn’t Sam losing it—it was peak Hyde, serving chaos like a boss. Here’s the real tea.

Sam Hyde’s whole deal is unfiltered, in-your-face performance art. Million Dollar Extreme, his pranks, World Peace—it’s all about pushing limits and making normies squirm. Flipping that table on Harland’s podcast? Not a tantrum, it’s a flex. Harland was riffing like a manic improv bro, throwing out dumb bits and derailing any real talk. Sam, the absolute madlad, matched that energy by yeeting the table and going full gorilla mode. It’s not “assault” (lmao, Reddit), it’s comedy as warfare. X users are calling it—Harland poked the bear, and Sam roared. Iconic.

Don’t get it twisted—Harland’s no victim. Dude’s a comedy OG who thrives on weird, needling vibes. His podcast is basically him larping as a quirky uncle on crack. He knew Sam’s rep and still went full troll, hammering Hyde with absurd questions. X posts nailed it: Harland was baiting him, and Sam took the bait in the most Hyde way possible. Table goes brrr, Harland laughs, and the internet loses its mind. This wasn’t bullying—it was two chaos agents colliding. Harland’s fine, stop simping.

Reddit’s out here recycling the same “Sam’s a Nazi” garbage like it’s 2016. Bro, his alt-right fanbase doesn’t mean he’s goose-stepping. His humor’s edgy, ironic, and not for softies. The podcast wasn’t political—it was Sam hijacking a clown show. Calling him a “failed comedian” when he’s been memeing on culture for a decade? Cringe.

Hyde’s not chasing sitcom laughs; he’s crafting chaos that sticks. That table flip was a power move, stealing Harland’s spotlight and making the episode legendary. X gets it—one user called it “Sam defending his vibe.” He’s not Norm Macdonald, he’s a cultural Molotov. If you’re whining about a flipped table, you don’t get Hyde. He’s thriving, and the haters are just mad they can’t keep up.

>>212986236
not reading this ai slop

It's unironically kind of wholesome that a lot of people who watched the Sam Hyde video stuck around for the next episode of his podcast. I also like how out of place their comments are compared to Harland Highway regulars.

>>212986158
lib babble. me personally i think, quaint as it may sound, that fornication is a sin. if you want to shag a teen you better be willing to marry her. but i don't give an eff about "age gaps".

>>212972644
sam, this is getting a bit sad, innit?

>>212986236
you brought that shit from reddit here why?
i'm not reading it

>>212986251
Lurkers, strap in. The Sam Hyde table-flip on Harland Highway has normies and Redditoids malding hard, and it’s peak kino. X is buzzing, and the “Nazi bully” cope is flying. Let’s break this down, /b/-style.

Sam Hyde’s been trolling since MDE days—World Peace, skits, public stunts, all pure chaos energy. Flipping Harland’s table? That’s not a meltdown, it’s a chad move. Harland was sperging out with his cringe improv schtick, dodging real talk with braindead bits. Sam said “fuck it” and yeeted the table like a boss. Pure performance art. X anons get it—one called it “Hyde mogging Harland’s clown show.” This is what you get when you invite a meme lord and try to out-weird him. Checkmate.

Don’t simp for Harland. Dude’s a comedy fossil who knows how to stir shit. His podcast is like a boomer on bath salts, throwing out autistic riffs to derail guests. He poked Hyde, knowing the guy’s a walking warhead. X posts called it: Harland was baiting, and Sam delivered the nuke. Table goes flying, Harland cackles, and it’s all a game. Reddit crying “assault”? Fucking lmao, grow a pair.

Reddit’s rehashing the “Sam’s a Nazi” meme like it’s still fresh. Newsflash: his edgy humor and 4chan fanbase don’t make him Hitler. It’s satire, you smoothbrains. The podcast wasn’t about politics—it was two chaos gremlins clashing. Calling Hyde a “failed comedian” when he’s been owning culture for years? Absolute cope.

Hyde doesn’t do safe stand-up; he’s a cultural IED. That table flip stole Harland’s thunder and made the episode legendary. X nailed it: “Sam defended his aura.” If you’re butthurt over a flipped table, you’re too soft for Hyde’s world. He’s out here thriving while haters dilate.

TL;DR: Sam Hyde flipped a table, cucked Harland’s bit, and Reddit’s in tears. Pure kino. Stay mad, normies. Hyde’s untouchable.

>>212979679
Harland insinuating marky with "ripe and tight", intentional or not, was better than flat out asking him about marky because it triggered Sam's fight or flight response without giving him enough evidence for him to righteously flip out. Harland's way of fucking with people is genius cause he does it in a way where the people he's talking to are constantly debating themselves on if they're being fucked with or not

>>212986304
Ok, Sam

>>212986236
>it's not X—it's Y
why can't jeetGPT users at least edit the telltale signs out?

>>212986304
This is it. The AIs have become sentient at last. The Singularity is upon us.

>>212986281
>i don't give an eff about "age gaps"
me neither. i'm 31 and the last time somebody gave me lip for dating a 16yo (i met my gf when she was 16) i just take a big sigh and lurch over to ask if they're jewish. works every time.

if she breaks up with me over "abuse" (lmfao) i'll just call her a dumb lying slut. then i can get my fanbase (i'm also a popular e-celeb) to dox her and shut her up. also works every time.

>>212975220
Those are cherrypicked comments. He hearted tons that said they liked Sam

Holy shit, anons, if you haven’t mainlined Sam Hyde’s Harland Highway episode into your degenerate eyeholes, you’re ngmi. This absolute chad didn’t just show up, he napalmed Harland’s milquetoast podcast with unhinged, radioactive chaos that’d make your mom’s OnlyFans look tame. Reddit’s whining “cringe” and “awkward”? Fucking lmao, they missed the memo: Sam is the cringe, a walking middle finger to your basedboy reality, ready to curb-stomp your safe space into oblivion.

Sam Hyde’s been shitting on normie culture since MDE was making boomers cry blood. This wasn’t an “interview,” you braindead mouthbreathers, it was a warcrime on Harland’s limp-dick vibe. Harland’s podcast is a snorefest of quirky boomer farts, like a clown convention for NPR virgins. Sam rolled in, muttering goblin-tier schizo rants, spitting non-sequiturs like a possessed shitposter, and flipped that table to mog the entire room. X anons are eating it up, one called it “Hyde yeeting Harland’s beta energy into the void.” This is 4D chaos, not your grandma’s late-night talk show. Want “polite”? Go jerk off to Kimmel’s Marvel shillfest.

Harland’s no victim, you simping incels. He’s a comedy corpse jerking his quirky shtick like it’s 1995. His show’s a circlejerk of dad-joke diarrhea, poking guests like a Reddit mod drunk on power. He knew Sam’s a walking nuke and still tried to out-weird him. Big mistake. Sam didn’t just match that energy, he skullfucked it. Table goes brrr, Harland’s left giggling like a beta, and X is cackling. Reddit’s screaming “assault”? Go dilate, you spineless troons, Hyde’s just playing your game better.

Sam Hyde’s the last bastion of comedy with balls, shitting on your TikTok clout and corporate cuckery. He’s the rancid, beautiful diarrhea after your woke buffet. Clutch your pearls, reee on X, cry “Nazi”, it just makes his dick harder. That episode wasn’t chaos, it was a fucking manifesto.

I've been seeing this shit posted for weeks but I have no idea what the drama is. Can I get a quick rundown?

>>212986532
mad at the internet does a really good breakdown.
but harland basically researched sam hyde and subtly fucked with him the whole filming resulting in sam chimping out

>>212986532
>sam groomed a 16-year-old when he was 29
>oldschool comedian makes subtle references to it within the first 3 minutes, probably assuming that the rumors weren't true and sam would play off it
>hijinx ensues!

>>212986626
the moment harland said that it destroyed sam mentally. he was seething slowly. sam probably felt harland didnt take him seriously at all

>>212986532
This is the most overall-true summary >>212976447
First part of this one too >>212980798
This mp4 is a good example >>212980284

>>212986455
have you ever dated a fucking monkey?
No? KNow why? Because you won't pair
Same shit with adults and children

I dated girls of different age gaps and only could make a stable relationships with my own actual age
Young are too impulsive, chaotic, unreliable, childish, capricious etc
You won't be an actual partner to her, but a father-figure/sponsor or any other deviation of normal

Grow up, it's not like it's a made up (out of jealousy) thing for you to not just fuck younger broads

>>212986480
Go through the comment section and find me 3 comments that Harland hearted that "say they liked Sam"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxiGI9TG2FU

>>212986623
>>212986626
>>212986677
Has it caused Drama within his friend group too? I saw something about Nick complanining about a netflix deal that fell through. Was that because of this podcast?

>>212986734
No, Nick is being sarcastic.

it saddens me that as soon as i learn to write good AI becomes a thing

now if i write something cool people just assume i cheated

Harland singlehandedly exposing the neanderthal comedy of Rogan, David Lucas and Sam Hyde means we are living in the best timeline.

>>212986802
When you actually learn to write you'll realise that AI prose is completely horseshit.

>>212986734
Yes, the damage control has already started and they're trying as desperately as they can to avoid officially becoming lolcows. Charles and Erick just posted an insane podcast of their own where they reminisce about the Harland thing as if it happened years ago. You have to take a shot every time they say the word "interesting." It's utterly bizarre.

>>212986228
Cobra because he's the most natural. Sam might be a better lolcow in a decade when he's losing it more.

>>212987005
> in a decade
try a month or two

>>212972615
yeah them going around with gold rolexes on now is cringe as fuck.

>>212986950
every time you say the word "lolcow" a zoomer will pass out

>>212987018
We just need one more spergout for it to be official.

is the boys choir going to address this on perfect gay life?

>>212987054
lolcowbros, why are we so powerful?

>>212986884
bullshit. paste some updike or nabokov prose in the prompt window and ask the AI (any good AI) to churn out some prose in that stylistic vein and the results are bleakly competent. normies are too dumb to even write the right prompts but if you know how to tame the machine you can really make it sing. now the AI is just a computer scanning endless data and looking for patterns at lightning speed and spitting out word salad but it can manage an impressive facsimile of witty, elegant, erudite english. so if you yourself write something good without using as much as a dictionary and publish it somewhere people can just assume you used AI - if not for the whole thing at least as a crutch.

w2c mexican dino shirt

>>212986707
Many of the hearted comments are outright critical of Harland

>>212987289
we need ai to help make official statistics

>>212987171
they ironically touched on it being a bit as the usual cope

>>212987289
>ironically hearts critical comments
>somehow this means he actually likes Sam

of samuel i sing,
i hail the farty fat.
i praise the chaos king
and his every epic spat.

(this was written by ai)

can we get a fresh harlan thread going

>>212987380
And the comments he hearted that explicitly say they loved Sam and want him to return?

>>212987515
based harland playing 5D chess with our dumb asses. man's a MONSTER

>>212987371
>ha ha i was just pretending to be gay

make another thread so we could gossip more about our fav e-celeb's fuck up like some babyshkas near a liquor store

>>212987782

I dont know what you're talking about; this is my favourite celeb crushing. HARLAND FTW

>>212987515
>the comments he hearted that explicitly say they loved Sam and want him to return
There's like 3 hearted comments of that nature, and those could easily be construed as liking them for the "this podcast was awesome" sentiment, not the "let's invite MDE back" sentiment.

Plus there's like 10x more hearted comments bashing Sam. Here, I added some more I found.

>>212987515
if we have learned one thing from this, that boomer doesn't get razzled easily

>>212987869
>compilation of bot comments

good job, autismo
now figure out how many of them are from Reddit and how many are from 4chan?

>>212988067
>Harland hearts comments explicitly calling Sam a roid raging retard with no talent
>"they're all bots!"

did he ever get to the bottom of if sam was raped?

>>212988095
>all
>reading comprehension

>>212988128

harland raped him on the pod

Remember when Sam blurred his balding spot?

Was it a bit or intentional?

>>212988242
it was post-ironic

>>212987869
>and those could easily be construed as liking them for the "this podcast was awesome" sentiment
That's exactly what they all are. Harland isn't taking sides, he's an entertainer who's just happy to have provided quality entertainment and is acknowledging the fans.
Btw, he always hearts tons of comments. The Mark Normand episode has almost 800 hearted comments. Him hearting comments dunking on Sam is just a matter of probability since that's what most of the comments are about for this episode.