Charls Carroll admits it was all a bit https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C1ekH0W4hEA
>>212972801 (OP)Yeah no shit. Everyone here called me autistic for knowing it was staged and made me think I was going crazy and hallucinated a different video to everyone else or something
>EPIC KINO SCHOOL SHOOTER GHOST OF KYIV SAM HYDE GOES CRAZY ON PODCAST AND DESTROYS THE SET!!! Anyone who fell for this is a retarded nigger and I want an apology
charls is so fucking funny and it doesnt even show on the surface
the guys will be discussing something and he'll chuck in a minor comment that is mind bendingly funny i dont know how he does it
sam is a TRT infused manchild crybaby that makes tim and eric skits with a super ego that cannot take criticism, that is why he battered a man 20 years his senior and destroyed his table and equipment
anybody that enjoys sam lacks a father figure
>>212972801 (OP)>he was just pretending to be retarded!uh huh
>>212972801 (OP)right, of course they're going to claim that after that trainwreck
>>212973233he's so freaking epic, it's insane
>>212972801 (OP)It's a bit in the sense that Sam wasnt actually trying to kill Harland. But it wasnt a bit in the sense that Sam freaked out and bombed
>>212972801 (OP)i watched the full video, he never actually says that it was a planned bit of any kind, he just keeps saying "interesting decisions were made", ie retarded ones
>>212973438Yeah he thinks bombing is a bit, it's not a very good one but it worked so well the mde haters have been sperging over it for an entire week.
>>212973558Charls made the thread so that Jet and Sam would see it and think he said it was a bit
>>212973158>Anyone who fell for this is a retarded nigger and I want an apologyAgreed. Sam is too smart to act like a nigger like that for real. It was very obviously a bit.
>>212973158>>212973833t. didn't watch the video
>i-i-it's a bit
ok but do they do anything funny?
all I hear from these eceleb worshippers is this comedy lingo like bit. but no jokes. it is pathetic really
>he embarrassed himself to no humorous results on purpose!
>charls: editing out the promo was so silly
>eric: fake chuckle
>charls: a funny, interesting, strong choice
>charls: but nobody looked bad, what are you gay man, nobody looks bad
>Eric: yeah nobody looked bad
>charls: do people not understand show business anymore?
This is totally unwatchable, these guys are jerkoffs. And it sounds like Charls knew it was going badly, he literally said he was โtrying to lighten the moodโ
>>212972801 (OP)This is Charls trying to save himself from another dick sucking sketch in WP3
Extreme Peace is just Charl's humiliation ritual
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1753147326820781.mp4
>>212973158You dont literally start shaking and struggling like Sam did for a bit.
Also op is lying Charls and Erick literally say at the end it was unscripted.
>>212974067You're so desperate to get an "OWN" on Sam.
>>212974133Sam owned himself.
>>212972801 (OP)the best part is when Erick revealed that the coke sprayed in Harland's face when they shot the promo after
>>212974007Has anyone here actually watched this video? It comes across as the most awkward, defensive, coping shit ever. Like theyโre trying to paint it as an epic comedy moment but they both sound extremely uncomfortable and barely have anything of substance to say about it. Theyโre just talking around the fact that it was a big fuckup and trying to run damage control for their boss.
>>212974176Go back to your kiwitroon circlejerk
>>212974176lol get a load of this looneytroon having a fucking breakdown
>>212974215lol both sites are troon infested
What do the people defending this have to say about Nickโs blatantly mortified reaction to everything?
>i-its just a b-bit, bros!
lmao
>>212974265What do you have to say about your parent's mortified reaction to you?
KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY FINAL COPE
>>212974278he's got his fanfic all written up lmao
>ITS A BIT BRO
then why do damage control. uh oh sounds like COPE
>>212972801 (OP)Whatโs so offensive about gorillas nests anyway?
>now we gotta spread the meta rumor that it was all staged, just like my internet dad told me to
kill urself op
>>212974317>56%er just samefagging and projecting hard as shitlel
>>212974067Why does this look like 2 men who are familiar with gay sex.
>โWhat do you guys think about them cutting the EP promo out of the interview?โ
>Charls: โSO SILLY MAN what a hilarious choice lolโ
>Eric: โThey cut the promo? What the fuckโฆโ
>Charls: โNo one comes out looking bad though.โ
>Eric: โYeah, no, totally..โ
>>212973158They didn't say it was staged, anime faggot. They started out by making the excuse that they were out drinking the night before, they barely talked about Sam flipping the table and kept it vague.
>>212973307This.
>>212973833And they are all PAID ACTORS, that's all they are all cringing and Nick looks like he's gonna die.
>>212974004That's Charls being passive-aggressive, even when he and Sam were not talking he wouldn't speak directly about Sam, he tried to be cryptic about it and speak in a convoluted way, which is probably why people turned on him easily and labeled him as a schizo. I was watching him before they got back together, i understood what he was saying about Sam, but HydeSissies can't read criticism about their e-daddy and they just labeled him as a crazy guy like Burt Bronx.
To be fair, after seeing the cock sucking skit i think he's more or less like Burt Bronx, lmao.
>it was all a bit!
>all the comments that Harland gave a heart to are the ones calling Sam out for being an unfunny rage roider
>>212974176>the Pinoy would never say anything funnyDamiel is pretty funny
>>212974343sam literally said hes an amerimutt, part irish part german lmao
>>212974367you can keep seething all you want I'm just going to keep laughing at you lol
>>212974360all that proves is that Harland is a passive aggressive faggot
>>212974394You seem upset anon
>>212974278Can someone kill Jet? I hate looking at his face, he looks white, mexican and arab, all at the same time.
>>212972801 (OP)Charls snorts drugs at 11:20.
>>212974418>keeps projectinglol
>>212974360Lmao amazing. Yet another bridge burned due to low IQ over-emotionality
>>212974401It proves a second thing as well: that this wasn't a bit, and Sammy got mogged by a real comedian genuinely threw a shitfit
>>212972801 (OP)Nobody here actually watches this show right? This is terrible. What a charisma void of a conversation.
>>212974265They were all hungover and had barely slept, literally.
>>212974358>they barely talked about Sam flipping the table and kept it vague.Nick spitting out the seed oil cookie the moment after he took one to be nice to Harland (making Sam look like an uptight fag) and stuff like this indicates that Sam must be an absolute nightmare to work with and anything can set him off. These are the people that have been in MDE since the beginning and they're walking on eggshells on anything related to Sam.
>>212972801 (OP)>admitsAnd Nick confirmed it was real already and so did Harland. Everyone who saw it and isn't a twisted Hyde apologist knows what happened.
Charls says backwards shit all the time because he knows their audience is retarded.
He said if one thing is a lie, they're all lies.
About history. And it was taken as sincere. Even though you can tell he's winking with an absolutist statement like that, there are people who totally believe that and that he thinks that. "Just reject everything." And you guys go "yes, this but unironically." But it IS ironically. lol, you are being trolled constantly by him. Only Sam actually thinks all the schizo shit he says.
>>212974529>being hungover and tired makes you have a panic attack
>>212974529He seemed to be happy and enjoying himself for the first like 30 minutes, cracking jokes and laughing. Then Sam chimped out and Nick turns red and silent, tried to stop the table from falling, cringing and unable to make eye contact with anyone. You think that was the hangover?
>>212972801 (OP)oof. It's even more embarrassing if it is a bit.
>Dude, we could like, idk destroy the set or something. That will get people talking!Hilarious.
>>212972801 (OP)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdhFHBtyAuI
Nick is clearly embarrassed and goes overboard joking about how they had Netflix deals and NOW they're all gone. If any of you sincerely believe it was staged, well I don't even believe that you believe it. No one could be so clueless and stupid.
>>212974176Null is a retard and all his orbiters sucking his tiny pecker are even worse
>>212972801 (OP)No he didn't.
lol
Did you even watch the video YOU posted?
>>212972801 (OP)Charls seems like a sociopath. There's no soul behind his eyes. He wouldn't risk anything and he's a little weakling but if he had nothing to lose I can see him killing someone and not even feeling bad about it.
I don't trust people like him. He has deep insecurities.
>>212973158KYS, tranime pedo cunt.
>>212974464>it's not a bit if the 60 year old veteran comedian gets triggeredCLAZY
>>212974790I was struck by how much he kept going โthe stuff I was saying was so funny, man.โ Like you said like 4 things and none of them elicited so much as an audible chuckle from me. Also I donโt get the whole โschizo geniusโ thing. I knew a kid like that in college, he was just a nerd that liked to throw around academic/literary references randomly to sound intelligent, like when Charls goes โyeah man Harland was like Adam in the garden of Eden, just naming things.โ Itโs not impressive to anyone with a 3-digit IQ
>>212972801 (OP)Charls talking like he had control over shit and he's an actual working and thinking comedian doing a job. These guys have their heads so far up their asses.
>Yeah, I did my part to keep it retarded.
>>212974176> all these seethe about a recap nulls a faggot but sam acted a nigger. funny how two things can be simultaneously true
Sam spent 10 years carefully cultivating an image an enigmatic internet comedian who was always 10 steps ahead of everyone, but over the last year has slowly destroyed the mystique by venturing out of his tightly-controlled safe space of ass kissers and into the real world where it's harder for him to keep up the mirage. The gorilla nest incident was Sam realizing in real time that he's a fraud and the jig is up.
>>212974912TIME UP FO CLAZY BOY
>>212972801 (OP)They sound so nervous even talking about it
>>212972801 (OP)didn't he suck a fake cock for like 5 minutes?
>>212972801 (OP)Everyone in MDE thinks they're far more intelligent than they are. Why does anyone tune in to listen to them? They don't have any novel take on the world. They're not funny. Get past the "edge" and there's nothing there. There are no more boundaries to push.
>>212974935I really donโt understand your meme, anon. You seem pro-Harland though which I appreciate
>>212974956OF COLSE I'M PLO HAHLIN, HE CLAZY!
>>212974952Agreed. I am thankful for moments like this that will push more MDE fans to this realization. It seems like part of growing up. A lot of the fans probably got on board around 2016, but itโs been 9 years and the brain matures a lot over that much time. Hopefully they start listening the nagging anxiety that keeps them locked into threads like this running damage control for Sam, and they realize that nothing about MDE is worth the time of an adult.
this just made me feel even worse for eric and charls holy shit
>>212972801 (OP)"They're both professionals." lol
Not Sam. Come on now, Erick. You know better.
>>212972801 (OP)No, they kind of try to justify it, saying 'you want to fuck around? We'll really fuck around.'
>No one comes out looking badWow, there's no awareness. They learned nothing from Sam's Will Smith moment.
>>212972801 (OP)Sam looked bad. Everyone knows it. Dogs know it. The denial is pathetic.
>>212975099Oh they're aware. They just have to dance around it or Sam will punish them.
>>212972801 (OP)actually this thoroughly proved all the "schizos" correct.
>>212972801 (OP)They're drinking alcohol again. No wonder they're clueless.
>>212975099They're aware but Sam isn't. And they don't want Sam to know that they know. It really is that emperor has no clothes fable with Sam.
>>212975154Didnโt Sam used to have a whole thing like โALCOHOL IS BRAINROTTING POISON THAT MAKES YOU A GOOD GOY FOR THE JEWSโ
charls is zooted out of his skull, i hate to see it
>>212974952the thing that really caused this is sams schizo paranoid disposition. he thinks everybody is out there to put him on and get one on him when all he to do was roll with the punches and not freak out and act on edge when doing an interview to promote your shit
Has there ever been an MDE thread on this board that never went completely fucking schizo? The shit you read in these threads is just absolutely incredible.
They are already making another season of the show so all the seething rage will just be a waste of time for you.
>>212973911The whole thing was a shitshow. It was really creepy when Sam got all serious and said "Are you Jewish? I NEED to know that."
Like it wasn't kidding around and in Sam's mind he'd be sitting with some despised adversary if Harland were actually a jew. Like he'd be held responsible or something. Was Sam there to seriously talk that jew conspiracy shit? He seemed to want to push it in that direction but Harland wouldn't play along. He wanted to be "serious". Isn't MDE supposed to be comedy? Harland sure as hell is comedy. Sam didn't even seem to know why he was there. What an awkward thing to see. Harland didn't puss out, but why the fuck was Sam trying to physically intimidate him? Big dumb animal can't find his words when he's hungover and roided out. He definitely had a bump of meth or crushed adderall or something to get going. All fucking sweaty and mood swinging.
He knows what he did. It probably didn't really sink in until they were driving home.
>>212972801 (OP)Is this video in of itself a bit? Charls keeps talking about how quick and witty he was when he barely spoke the whole podcast. And if he's now just being self deprecating and ironic then it's still not funny because he keeps prolonging the joke that he was fucking invisible the whole show. It's not funny to listen to.
>>212975472charls can be funny and witty but he talks too much and is fake as fuck. i mean let's face it
>>212975453MAKE YOUR DADDY PROUD!
>>212972801 (OP)Stop saying "admit". You don't shit your pants in front of the cheerleading squad and then show up the next day and "admit" when everyone makes fun of you. You CLAIM it was a bit, you PRETEND it was a bit, you'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE that it was a bit.
>>212975446It's just kiwitroons finally having an anon safespace to spout their bullshit
>>212975531They didnโt even claim it was a bit in the video at all, OP is fucking with everyone for (You)s
>>212975534These threads are made to make fun of Sam for embarrassing himself and his friends, why are you even here? Go back to your containment thread
>>212975534> denying reality are we watching the same video you stupid nigger? do you get suck sams cock mindlessly or is it hobby?
>>212975575Hit a nerve didn't I, troony?
>>212975607Youโre projecting, anon. Iโve been having a great time mocking your surrogate father figure.
sam is writhing in shame in his bed right now. he whimpers like a dog as he remembers each embarrassing detail of his fateful fiasco
>It was a bit!
Of course they're gonna say this because what else are they gonna say. Watch Nick and Charls' faces when Sam's trashing the set and tell me it was a bit. Watch Nick reassuring Harlan that he and Erick are "good for it" and will replace his shit. Harlan removed all of their promotions from the episode. It was not a bit.
>>212974192This. Then halfway through they go top off their drinks and by the end you can see they're feeling it and just trying to get their little narrative finished. What a sad pile of cope. And you can see through it. Charls is saying no one looked bad but you know he doesn't believe it. His goy = big cock "joke" just lingered there like a bad fart when Harland made him repeat it. I winced so often while seeing it unfold.
These response videos are sad; just rehashing all the moments from different perspectives and trying to shine it into a slightly better light while knowing the whole fiasco was a total pooch-screw and probably lost them a couple of stops along their promotional tour. A lot of people are covering it and none are defending or justifying Sam.
>>212974004>do people not understand show business anymoreRochefort car & Scuffed Realtor callback. 'Strong' as an ex-hockey player Boomer pensioner descriptor is for contrast. "A guy talks tough the internet, you think he's cool, then you meet him and he's a stuck up prick who's our foot nine!?" โ That ain't Harland Nick was bracketing. Odds Louis Gomez and Double Rapee David Lucas got then on HH? Zilch. Odds it was Nick befriending Tim Dillon? High.
>>212975550I have always disliked anon so now I am the fool
>>212974360Producer chick was a self-descrubed 'mde fan' โ if anyone got the deep cut beats to get a gorilla rise out of silverback wigger sillybillies, it was her.
>>212975575nta but nah OP is SIDF trying to make it seem like their argument is still correct to those who still haven't watched any of the content.
>>212974358https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4_uXkQCoLU
>>212975804she's mad cute what's her name please
t. gay beta face
>>212974952A lolcow tips itself. It's not what or who they are, it's what happens to them which they don't see comingโ million rupee extreme, choo choo Candyass Man.
>>212974391Only those four things specifically though. Let's make that clear here. He's making it very clear that he is made from those four white heritages; no jew, no brown. And it's important that he know about Harland. If Harland is jewish he needs to know that. They can't move on with the podcast until Sam knows who he's dealing with.
There was some cringe stuff from Harland who is pretty quick usually but was clearly at wits end, but overall sam crashed and burned
>>212975453>finna get this guy's episode demonetized after several restartsNot that either needs the money, but veering into school redacter heel character like that was a faux pas out of the gates regardless of gay ape antics to come.
>>212974401He's giving his opinion without saying it himself, which is clever. He's the bigger man. Every single one of those MDE faggots is playing it up because they think all publicity is good publicity and this is their controversial little moment. Harland will gloat about it later on Kill Tony or something when he gets a standing ovation. For now he's basically verifying how it was and how he feels about it stealthily, even though anyone who's not retarded could have assumed so just having seen it.
>>212974529Literally? Not just.... oh yeah, that only could be literally. Kind of goes WITHOUT saying.
>>212976087SNEAKY HAHLIN SO CLAZY, DON'T SAY TO YO FACE HOW HE'S FEERING
>>212972801 (OP)>fishtank anciliary thread #9001kys
>>212974862I've known 2 or 3 of his type myself. They're unsettling and they know they are, they know the effect it has on people. So they lean into it and say cryptic and "mysterious" nonsense and become detached and ironic and try to be cool. Some people do find it cool. Some women go for it. But a lot of us just see it for what it is. He probably had an acoustic guitar at house parties in college before adopting his ironic mustache and indifferent attitude and doing amazing "comedy" like making a cigarette butt martini and rambling in black and white. I get what they tried to do with world peace, it just doesn't work on me. If I were 10 years younger it would probably be right up my alley. And eventually I'd slap my forehead in realization what a retard I was. Much like a lot of the people who are die hard fans of these guys will be doing if they haven't already.
>>212976379God, you Kiwifaggots are so obvious and embarrassing. Take your armchair psychology essays back to your shithole.
>>212973233charles is the weakest least funny member of the crew. only added to part 2 cuz he cried
>DUDE WE GOT SO DRUNK AFTER THE SHOW BRO!!!!!
>sucks cock on camera
yeah im listening
>>212975009I hope you are Harland. I loved your smoothy peanut butter boots when you finally got on Letterman in 93. I have it on VHS. What a fresh kind of comedy I heard that night. So glad you made it big.
>>212974133Harland owned that gorilla
>>212972801 (OP)Not gonna lie, former Sam Hyde fan here. This is fucking hilarious watching Sam Hyde crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
>>212975207There's always that dumb reactionary guy who says "are you calling me a liar?" or "No one makes fun of my mama." and then knocks someone's teeth out over some shit that had no business being violent and taken as so destructively insulting and disrespectful. Especially on a COMEDY podcast with a man known for silly, stream of consciousness wordplay and being a fartsmith astronaut.
Do people even know he starred in a 90s Disney Fart Comedy?
LOL
>>212975472He's half drunk. You see them drinking and getting loaded. Who knows what else he did before that. If they were all partied out the day of the Highway they're probably all abusing alcohol. I know Charls did a bunch of sad crying jags from his house.
If you're in LA to do major promotional stuff like that and you stay up until 4 am with booze and blow, you're either super reckless and stupid and unprofessional, or you've got serious substance abuse issues. I lived like that for years and know how it goes.
>>212972801 (OP)>It takes them a whole week to properly address it, besides Nick quickly doing an ironic bit in his car.>"Yeah, guys. It was a bit. Totally. Ignore that it made us all look like shit."I get he wants to defend the guy paying his bills but, come on...
>>212975877This is like when Tom Segura was going off on the stupid poor people and Burt looked on in horror, making these faces basically >hey.. what are you doin', man? heh heh,.... dude.. this is a bad look...
But unwilling to say a damn word in an attempt to avoid guilt by association. What moments! So uncomfortable to watch. I hate/love it.
>>212975925https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g3aV7ueX3E
>>212974067>Getting gassed over trying to topple a guy in his sixties.Kek
>>212976410Fascinating. There's a whole world here of teams and infiltration and politics with other websites. Are you participating ironically or do you believe I came here from elsewhere with an agenda?
How often would you say you use 4chan?
Hyde sissys on full damage contol
>>212974067This man is warning us not to eat seed oils. This is a healthy man here with healthy energy.
What a cringe move, sam
>>212974067Every time I see this I think it looks like one of those short AI videos created from a still image.
>>212976473I HAHLIN, CLAZY SAM BLOKE MY FUHNICHUH. YOU NO GET THAT???
>>212976950Its over guys nobody really cares about the harland thing anymore maybe we should go back to markyposting
>>212977009He said on Harland's pod that his back and shoulder were fucked up. I guess he can't take gear or lift anymore lmao.
>>212974906Everything null posted is true
>>212977425His army taunts Heidecker with that a lot. Guess Sam's getting older too now.
>I CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE!!
Imagine being Sam Hyde that afternoon. You just said yes to some c list star to make the most of your LA trip. You hate everything about California like the trad you are but you can't help but compare the sunny cool ocean breeze to the grey stink if Rhode Island. The landscape up to Harlan's is nothing like the shitty suburban sprawl of the northeast but beautiful hills and palm trees. As you approach Harlan's house your childhood friends and partners barely sober are going DOOOD LOOK AT HOW TIGHT THESE ROADS ARE MY GUY AND DEY GO TWO WAYS!! Suddenly you notice the neighbors staring at you like the tourists that you are and your hillbilly tour wagon parks. When Harlan's people come to greet you they awkwardly smile and accommodate your posse of gawkers to join you. You have to explain that they work with you and you're not just a bunch of plebs that have never seen a a house on a hill home before. You can see the longing in charls and nicks eyes for a future like this that they were so close to grabbing and you realize that haraln bought this house when he was 10 years younger than you.
>>212977425He's training for the fight on the white house lawn
>>212972801 (OP)>20:15>CHARLS: No he pulled the promos from the video; he put them in down in the links though.>ERIC: WHAT THE HELL>ERIC: and they're both professionals>CHARLS: smirksThe rest of the gang's tight lipped a-logging is almost as funny as the auto-iDubbzification.
>>212976419but he's the only one who's produced funny sketches this season
>>212977508Nice ass house and cool celeb neighbors. Poor gorilla boy must have been triggered.
https://virtualglobetrotting.com/map/harland-williams-house/view/google/
>>212977508>>212977508>>212977508Sam is probably a millionaire but is incredibly angry and resentful that he isn't an A list celeb. His show getting cancelled for his twitter posts was probably for the best. Had that not happened he'd have a failed mainstream career because of his lack of talent and wouldn't be able to blame his lot in life on jewish censorship.
Picrel
>>212974176>kiwitroonsHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH LMFAO
>>212972801 (OP)Look, I liike Chuck and Eric but this is fucking cope lol
>>212977508SAM NOT CLAZY ENOUGH FO HAHLIN. HE NEED LAHN TO BE MO CLAZY
>>212972801 (OP)>That Epstein list? It wasn't real, that was a bit.
>>212974559>SPIT THAT SEED OIL SHIT OUT, NICK!
>>212974951Edie's trans girl cock wasn't fake
Sam is a less funny Nick Mullen
>>212974360He hearted hundreds of comments, many of them supportive of MDE. The idea that he's only hearting those critical of MDE is a false narrative, he hearted pretty much any comment that said they liked the episode. He's probably more happy that he entertained people than he is about "owning" Sam Hyde
>>212972801 (OP)Nick was almost crying though
thats just an entire video of cope
>pretending they barely remember cause it was "totally so long ago", further it goes the more you realize they remember every detail and have watched the video a handful of times by now
>"uhh it was fun!"
>"uhh we were like SUPER hungover"
>"it was really interesting and surprising!"
>barely any mention of Sam, when they do they just say his choices were "interesting" and "silly" then move on quickly
>"haha my one-liners were so interesting and silly!" meanwhile neither charls or nor erick said more than 6 words
>"so silly!"
>"pour me another drink"
jesus they all feel so insecure about social interactions christ
i feel bad because erick seems pretty lucid about the situation and how uncomfortable and awkward it was, charls is doing weird schizo cope
sam won again? surprise surprise
>>212978678That would be surprising. I'll keep my eye out for it ever happening.
>>212972801 (OP)>>212973158sure retard
that's why Harland deleted all the promotions
also
>gay>animetroon>autisttupical alt right fag
An interesting, strong choice.
>>212973158>anime tranny>spouts retarded shit without even watching the OP video
>>212978809just so silly, just really silly and interesting. bold and silly
>>212972801 (OP)I really hate how charles just rambles and says nothing of value
>>212978994he is dead stoned
look at this junkie eyes of his
>>212977508Damiel wrote this post
>>212973590>I only pretended to be retard and if you laugh at me for that it means you're madIf only Sam would've built the nest his fans wouldn't have to cope so much now
>>212974375โฆon opposite day.
>>212974192Yeah, they took the worst response strategy possible aka coping hard and being disingenuous. Even just ignoring it would be better
This was like hitting the jackpot, dawg, a million-dollar experience Gucci! My crew is out here flexing with gorilla nests in every corner in the hood. For real, itโs a jungle out here, and weโre the kings swinging on the vines!
>>212980129lots of Mondotrannies in here
>>212977878>nick mullen.pngThat's the most retarded thing I've eve read today
regarding mullen getting out cheap laughs. LOL
>>212980080U WILL NEVAH BE CLAZY LIKE HAHLEN
>>212972801 (OP)I heard Sam was lined up to replace Whoopie Goldberg on The View before the gorilla nest event and now it's all up in the air.
I can't believe that these guys who've been cancelled since 2016 are once again cancelled.
Are these spam threads MDE marketing pushes? It sounds schizo but it's something I can see happening in the modern internet landscape. Make the people who dislike you seem like deranged schizos while getting your name out there. It's definitely the same few people because I see the same posts, pics, and buzzwords. I wish we still had the IP counter. I can only think of malicious reasons to remove it.
>pretending they barely remember cause it was "totally so long ago", further it goes the more you realize they remember every detail and have likely watched the video a handful of times by now
>"uhh it was fun!"
>"uhh we were like SUPER hungover"
>"it was really interesting and surprising!"
>scant mentions of Sam, when they do mention him they just say his choices were "interesting" and "silly" then move on quickly
>"haha my one-liners were so interesting and silly!" meanwhile neither charls or nor erick said more than 6 words
>"so silly!"
>"pour me another drink"
jesus they all feel so insecure about social interactions christ
>>212980116woah is that a dr bronners soap label with lots of cynical text about le modern world
go away m*ndo soi
>>212977655In one video Charls (when he was still mad at Sam) said that adult swim didn't cancel WP right away but instead asked Sam to tone offensive jokes down and Sam sperged out because of this, and because of this sperging WP was canceled. You can now see how it would look like on Harland show
>>212974176How fat is null currently?
>>212980257possible but this time the people that dislike Sam are completely in the right and the defenders look like deranged schizos
>>212980239>who've been cancelled since 2016 are once again cancelled.that's the funniest part
>>212980239hello m*ndo tranny, nobody is talking about them being "cancelled" just that it was an embarrassing and pathetic showing and sam+crew looked out of their element, thats all. No need to make 1000 more jokes about not being able to host Good Morning America or something equally gay, lame angle, falls flat, no one is buying it, give up pls lmao
I figured it out. At 7:30 in the podcast, Harland mentions "Tight and ripe" to Sam Hyde. This is the trigger that puts Hyde on the defensive for the rest of the night - Hyde thought Harland was going to bring up the 16 year old allegations and that fucked up his mental completely.
>>212980331Nice damage control, Sam
>>212980347Harland 100% was briefed on that, he's just smarter than to go full-on with it, instead, he opts for these ambiguous anxiety inducing "does-he-know-does-he-not-know" lines. People may not realize it from the jester-act, but Harland is actually kind of mean lol. Perfect person to put sam in his place and no amount of thai clinching will change the fact that Sam lost control of the situation
>>212972801 (OP)no it wasnt shut the fuck up faggot you fucking faggot
>>212973590The amount of attention it had over the last week is pretty amazing publicity for Sam and whoever the fuck this Harland guy is.
>>212980331>nobody is talking about them being "cancelled"https://youtu.be/jdhFHBtyAuI?si=w4oIvnX02oO29Wh8
>>212980547I didn't realize there was a world peace sequel until this spam started
>>212980331I heard that Nick was going to be taking over from Stephen Colbert in May and it was going to be rebranded as The Later Show with Nick Rochefort. Now that's been cancelled and they're going with Harland Williams. Looks like Sam isn't going to be getting away with it this time.
>wah wah we don't care about being canceled
I don't think you understand what "cancelation" is in this case, son. It's not the "twitter tranies got upset" cancelation. It's the "everyone saw you acting like a total clown and nobody would ever take you seriously after that " cancelation. Sam spent years building a brand image of an alpha dog who "figured out life" but after Harland episode now everybody knows he's extremely insecure and easy to troll irl. How can you tell people to "learn a skill" when you, yourself, can't even build a nest?
>>212980680>so upset you won't even directly reply to him
>>212980680>It's not the "twitter tranies got upset" cancelation.Replace twitter with kiwi
>everyone is going to care about this 30 second podcast clip!Just like everyone cared about the markyposting
>>212980680>>212980704>how can you tell you are leftist without saying it - the post
>>212972801 (OP)Why is he still pretending to have hair
obama
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>>212980732He's a 2024 oldfag, you need to respect him.
>>212980698To who? There are at least 5 hydexisters spamming "muh cancelation" cope.
>>212980712Kiwi was way more loyal to Sam than 4chan. Read his thread there. Also, it's not 30 seconds clip, it's a whole fucking episode. I guess you never actually watched it lol. Sam was terrible from start to end unable to produce a single joke. He literally has no sense of humour and he's getting upset over lightest jabs like a normalfaggot. It's like spending a decade telling everyone how good you are at football then playing against professional football player, getting steamrolled and starting crying in the middle of the field. Nobody ever will invite you to play again after performance like that.
>>212974176This troon is so retarded he cant even get their names right on stream. He/she is so autistic xer cant even tell that damiel was doing a bit not actually at a loss for words.
The severity of the autism the mincing troons festering in kiwifarms have is astronomical
Do none of you morons know what clip farming is?
Basically all podcast hosts love it when their guests start rambling or freak out because it will generate huge amounts of money when they clip it and drop it on shorts/tictoc/snapchat etc
So even if it wasnโt scripted I doubt Harland is complaining about it.
>>212974419Such is the life of an el goblino del americano
>>212980803Using troon as an insult while your e daddy is a troon chaser is not as effective as you think it is
Reminder to all the libs and trannies here:
MDE's bombing won't make your leftist shit less degenerate or more relevant
kys
>>212980807Damn this guy is very smart. Big brain guy right there
>>212974790Why would you feel badabout killing someone? Are you a faggot?
>>212972801 (OP)Cope
"We were pretending"
>>212980860>entire website full of faggots that do nothing but chase eceleb drama like middle aged housewives do with magazines. >all have crippling autism>follow a literal troon autist named nullYeah its a real misnomer
Interacting with a professional exposed the MDE crew for the hack frauds they are.
>>212980586wowowowowowowow sam really fucked them. again!!
>>212980874Thanks bro since I started watching Sam Hude my cranial circumference has increased by 5 centimetres.
>>212973438it's like he's seen stewart lee and thinks he can apply it to youtube tier podcasts
it's actually getting embarrassing now
it only worked on trash like mattan who's a zoomer that can't actually carry a show
>>212980954>misnomerit's "midsommer" more like it
all the zoomies are here
>>212980881Edgy incel just wake up? lol
>>212981574Uhhh rude? Ill have you know i always commit rapes before the killings. Granted they were all men but thats neither here nor there
A guy pushed a desk over on a comedy podcast what is the big deal?
>>212981658shut the fuck up you incel freak get the fuck out of your moms basement and get touch grass
>>212973558obviously sam and his monkeys farming the threads
>>212981658It's important that Sam Hyde gets taken down.
>>212981986More like kiwi farms faggots spamming again
>>212976419Nick is the one of the funniest dudes ever, and he bursts out laughing to Charls' jokes more than anyone. Figure that one out.
>>212972801 (OP)it was obvious to anyone with an iq above double digits
>halrand keeps repeatedly bringing up "technical difficulties" even before the chimpout>sam drops the act when he thinks the cameras aren't rolling>harland kept links to sam in the description >the whole thing generated more threads than wp2
>>212982274Does he know about the kiwischizos that obsessively follow him? Is he intelligent enough to use them as free advertisers?
>>212972801 (OP)that was all fake?
damn, give sam an oscar, because that was the best acting ive ever seen
right
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>>212982274You shills act like this is a gotcha but in the grand scheme of things, Sam embarrassed himself, badly. Whether Harland put that banana there to slip on maliciously or not, Sam still slipped on it. Your e-daddy has no clothes.
>>212977508finally someone posted something funny in these gay ass threads
so did everyone thats seething now just want sam to bend the knee and kiss the ring to harlands humiliation ritual for an hour?
>>212980257u serious? at least a third of the content on 4chan is some form of shilling or marketing
there is a reason they removed the ip counter lol.
obviously nobody buys ads, this isnt 1999
>>212973558>>212973590>>212974192>>212974358so is it established that this wasn't a bit?
>>212972801 (OP)It happens so often
it should lose it's lustre
but yanks being pwned
is always blockbuster
cope from charls and erick
>>212982143falseflagging hyde simp
>>212972801 (OP)I don't trust a person who sucks his own dick
>>212976419Sam is def the weakest one, that's why he overcompensates with being loud and obnoxious
>>212974559>These are the people that have been in MDE since the beginning and they're walking on eggshells on anything related to Sam.Sam is the modern day Opie. Nick and Charls are like Ant and Jim: the ordinary working class one and the odd misfit one, both having their lives ruined by The Diva.
Sam is Greggshells.
>>212972801 (OP)>The podcast was so humiliating that Sam paid Nick AND Charls to defend himMDE is over, what a joke
>Sam, what's going on big guy?
>>212983014it was over from the start
what were they thinking planning to do this skitshit again... after what... 20 years?
it's gone
This thread is full of pussies that will get forced into the gorilla nest if you catch my drift.
>>212983079>what were they thinking planning to do this skitshit again... after what... 20 years?Shouldn't they have matured somewhat, or at least have something to say?
It was embarrassingly moronic schoolboy shit.
Sam needs to stay in the nest now. It's the only way he can retain a shred of dignity.
it's cope, sam chimped out
>>212982715Based and bardpilled
>>212972801 (OP)>check the podcast >300k views I would never have heard about this incident if leftoids weren't obsessed with MDE and watching everything they put out
>>212983310The chuds have been shilling this clown on here for years.
You're either new or oblivious
>>212983310I've seen the obsessed threads for a while but didn't bother much with him. It really is like that picture though. It's clear from the posts that they watch everything he puts out.
>>212983344>using the word chud unironically stop watching MDE and get laid
>>212982558It's just bants, see: literally any other guest on the podcast he fucks with all of them
Charls reminds me of this guy I used to be friends with in middle school. Raised by a single father, had the same haircut for a decade, exclusively consumed edgelord content online and wouldn't go one day without making some comment about society. He ended up mellowing out closer to graduation and got a girlfriend, and suddenly all that personality - which I found oddly compelling - was replaced with basically nothing. I had a similar thing happen with another friend, his whole thing was saying whatever was on his mind, he felt like a Filthy Frank character come to life, but randomly he just decided to become a boring normie one day and that was that. I get the impression Charls is aware he could be the funny schizoid everyone knows him as, but he is more comfortable sanding himself off until he's just a regular bro who occasionally does outlandish things, and even then will talk about them as though it's something you discuss around the water cooler. I don't know man, I would rather be friends with a fake piece of shit than somebody who willingly chooses to close off the actual interesting aspects of who they are. /blog
>>212982558sam has a reality show wheres hes degrading people, he should be able to take some banter from a fellow comedian
when his bald sidekick started talking french with harland he didnt get any shit for it because it was a normal conversation and not just blurting out shock value talking points
>>212972801 (OP)>It was awkward >He shushed me >Sam almost broke my leg >I shouldn't have been there >We were hung over Cope time to get nested in for the long winter
>>212983626a perfect oldfriend meme for an oldfriend-pandering show
good work anon
>>212983626Is that real? I havent watched past ep3 and dont feel like watching anymore. I paid the 30 btw
>>212983681>I had some funny linesChuck is a loser fuck
He should just quit comedy and raise his family.
>>212974133The gorilla fails to make his nest and now refuses to lay. Such is the behavior of the creature in the zoo
The YouTube account that posted this comment was created in March of 2006. This person is probably about 45 years old.
Is this the male version of a woman who never gets married and has children? What could possess such a man to be so emotionally invested in some comedy skits and standup acts? It's a kind of mental illness I have never seen before.
>>212983721>I paid the 30 btwit was all on the /t/orrents like after a second they uploaded the first episode on their cringe site kek
>>212983792>cant reply to the actual comment, has to repost it in hopes of getting good boy points for it
>>212983814Trying to engage with such a pitifully sick person is like trying to have a logical conversation with a homeless junkie who smokes lightbulb residue. I've looked at the threads on this board and the Kiwi Farms and it's probably all the same people. Pathetic, disgusting, sick people. Did something in the vaxx activate? It's just bizarre, like I fell into a new timeline or something.
>>212975449God Sam another bad show where does the money come from? Peter's strongest soldier
>>212983852i think your best course of action would be to avoid seeking out content that only enrages you anyway - take a walk, theres a beautiful summer going on outside
>>212983792I swear this is the same guy in these threads who keeps posting about how disgusting the charls dildo thing is
>>212983792>Sam is also doing a vidyais there anything else this fucking retard won't try to subvert?
dude is like an opposite of the image he is trying to propagate among the audience:
> be a normie just wage cuck don't do art/movies/games/humour>because only Sam can do thishe is an asshole who just crab-bucket others into failure
becasue samy doesn't like competition
>>212983894That is so true anon. I think I will do that today and maybe donate money to feed hungry kittens. And then I will laugh and smile while listening to beautiful orchestral music. I wish you and anyone else who skims by this message a lovely day.
>>212983181this is my biggest gripe, old men doing young people shit has that jackass forever thing going on. that's comedy..
>>212983792>gets triggered by a random literal who youtube comment enough to click on his name and stalk his register date and probably looked through other shitI think you're the one that's over invested in this garbage. And disingenuous man (actually you're probably a tranny), if Sam was all about comedy skits and standup why did he break down and ask Harland about getting serious? It's well know Sam panders politically to try to maintain some flimsy illusion about being based. And takes money to give fortune cookie advice on bullshit not related to comedy.
Look in the mirror. And look into pimozide.
>>212984045it's cringefest at best
go look redlettermedia
>>212983792> This person is probably about 45 years old.That's funny because Raisinlove (#1 Sam simp in the KF thread) just admitted to being in his late 40s but then quickly deleted his post. Anybody else catch that?
>>212983975this is the kind of shit that just reaffirms my message, irony - past a certain point - is a poison
the candy sketch is one of the worst things I've ever seen
>>212984094I am serious about everything I said in my message. I help my neighbor buy his big bag of dog kibble every couple weeks or so because his back is bad, and the pet store has a thing to donate money for their rescues.
Besides that, I do agree with that sentiment. It's done a lot of damage.
it's been 4 days and no update from sam, what's going on big guy? too much stuff on the go? counting all of your bitcoin? embarrassed that you bombed from a real comedian?
>>212984047I just clicked the "About" tab because I felt like I was being trolled and that it would be a new account. But it does fit the profile I've been seeing over this whole timeframe of "grandfather aged man thinks his 4chan post/YouTube comment is a genius intervention because he asserts superiority over a complete stranger".
>>212984140in that case sorry for my presumption, heres to us and other lurkers having a great time
>>212983792Imagine being 45 without family or friends. You've spent so much time on media that it's starting to become boring. This gives them purpose. It makes them feel like they're fighting a good fight. Let them have it. It's a mutually beneficial relationship between the two parties anyway. I guess it's negative for /tv/ but there's lots of worthless threads on here.
MDEsissies coping hard in the comments
Sad!
the old fans would be roasting them
>Sam chimps out, knocks a table over and tries to push the host into the ground as soon as he's told he's been raped
>"Ok so uhm, what people don't understand is that... uhm, we were like 7 people in a room for 3 and-"
Interesting argument choice.
>>212984331accuses sam of being gay*, called him stupid, and markyposted
>>212983792>The YouTube account that posted this comment was created in March of 2006. This person is probably about 45 years old.What? lmao I had an account back then and I'm only 28.
Cope nigger
>>212984413that explains why you are here, no parental guidance.
>>212984354i've long thought that sam is a sissy cuck pretending to be a bound god
>>212983574These people have water on the brain.
The nigger is more intelligent than them.
Notice how she just looks around clueless.
>>212983344I'm right wing and I think sam is a faggot
>>212983626LMAO
look
Extreme Peace wasn't funny enough to be defending some cringe MDE appearance this hard
simple as
>>212983792>thats Channing!
>>212983626'Christian' comedians Sam Hyde, Nick Rochefort, and Charls Carroll. Yep. I'm sure God is real happy with this. Everything that is happening right now is totally not God punishing them. More to come!
>>212984446They're incapable of recognizing danger.
>>212972801 (OP)seriously why do they allow you guys to have these fake friend threads? same with RLM, it's sad.
>>212973307it's very bad acting, was immediately obvious it was a bit to me
I told my friend this and he thought sam actually crashed out over this benign shit
The American "men"
they seethe and they blunder
even their own nests
they do tear asunder
sam must be so sad that someone finally humiliated him in the same way he has been doing it to people for years
>>212975531Never trust a man that doesnt admit to shitting their pants.
>>212984424Stop projecting your edaddy problems on others and start focusing on your future you need a nest egg
What did Harland do that was so crazy? No idea what Charls is talking about. He just riffed
>>212977229You can call me squirrel master
I don't get the hype with this podcast. It was very funny episode overall.
Sam looked way worse in the podcast with mayhem miller and it was painfully unfunny and tense apperance compared to this.
>>212984528Keeps them from getting violent in public.
harland was a quipper,
his art he long refined.
but samuel he was hipper,
no need for quips well-timed.
now samuel he is mental
(we have all seen the clip):
like jesus in the temple
the table sam did flip.
harland's tongue was sly,
his quips were never lazy;
but harland he did cry
for sam was just too clazy.
>>212977878He will an hero soon
>>212985026Fuck off incel your rightoid "comedian" just killed his career
>>212976950You're doing the thing you say you don't like. No self awareness anyone using kiwi after the cwci died is a fag ween. Sam Hyde is a homo though
>>212977878>deny reality>become depressedYou could just not be depressed, you know? Seriously. Weak men, baka...
i love screeching like a chimpanzee about e-celebs and internet message boards on /tv/ and flinging my feces all around me and jumping up and down
>>212985282Someone's getting overtired.
Don't leave it too late to build that nest, little guy.
>>212985307i think you're cringe, gay and a transvestite because uh *checks notes* because you're on the "Discord" website
charles "schizo babble" carroll
>>212972801 (OP)4chan retards fell for it again lmao