Arthouse, Classics, Effortposting, Trvth Nvkes and Sending Freaks Flying General
I Will Escape and I Will Do It Again edition
>QOTDIs Roman Polanski the greatest sodomite director of all time?
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>>212952287 (go read the /alt/ thread in the 'chive)
>>212973312 (OP)I think there are many French directors who could equal him. And writers. And philosophers. It's kinda a French national past time.
>>212973312 (OP)Godard's Numero Deux is a famous anal film.
Thoughts on Ken Russell as a filmmaker?
>>212973408One classic film. Altered States is ASS.
>>212973408Anon there's a GHOST in your photo......
Children of the beast, embrace
To scorn and hate the human race
Consume the light that hugs the earth
And aid the womb in giving birth
To a group that will appear
And guide you through this final year
The dark armies then will come
When the sum is forty one
>>212973408Not much of a fan, though I've yet to see Women in Love and Savage Messiah.
>still no sign of the Bergman effortpost Harperbro mentioned
He must be writing a novel.
>>212973312 (OP)Polanski is a sodomite? I thought he fucked that girl in her pussy, not ass.
>>212973408Salome's Last Dance is amazing, the rest goes from very good to very bad.
>>212973572It was both. He got charged with Sodomy also.
>>212973572He raped he in the ass while she was crying and saying no. Kinda crazy that hollywood elites defended him for 40 years
>>212973560>Harperfag>effortpostingDon't make me laugh, nigga.
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>>212973616not what happened
>>212973408Ken Russel post-Whore whatever happend there...
>>212973618I always figured he died of aids or some other disease like every other gay director or actor, but apparently it was a car crash brought on by a tiki curse.
>>212973712Guy was making stuff in his backyard with no money. Also, how the fuck was he so fat? You could fit two Hitchcocks inside him.
>>212973560I told him to watch SUMMER WITH MONIKA exactly one month ago, and I'm still waiting....
>>212973712The same thing that happened to Argento.
>>212973722>aids>In the 1930s
>>212973722he was sucking dick of his fillipino lover while driving
i really enjoyed the cruel sea, i think it's the first boat film i've ever liked. it hit a perfect note between the seriousness of the subject matter and the sort of quick wit and fun banter between the characters. are all ealing films like this?
>>212973805>boat filmSpeaking of that, Polanski's debut is a very good boat film.
>>212973408This was a fun movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geMVyHoVgBU
>>212973408The greenscreen/back projection shit he does in this and Altered States is hilariously bad.
>>212973312 (OP)>>212973618>sodomiteIts Sergei Eisenstein. I like how he actually took a pen and paper and drew out each scene of the movies he made and how each character is typically based on an animal or something with the same movements and appearance. Each film he made is a masterpiece, even the counter-revolutionary 'Bezhin Meadow.' (only exists in reconstruction but still kino).
>>212973923Adds to the campiness, at least in the case of Lair, it's a very ridiculous film.
>>212969042As much as I prefer to not reply to you, I must say she looks very sexy here.
>>212974044Based Amanda Fix appreciator.
>>212973408I find his sense of humor obnoxious.
>>212974197Certainly can be, especially in his 70s biopics.
>>212973408Only ever saw the Delius biopic and part of the Vaughan Williams one
>>212973312 (OP)Does this thread carry the spirit of /film/ or /alt/? Which is the true strain of the general?
And the thread grinds to a halt while the other thread soars back up.
/film/ Theatrical or: A play in three acts.
>>212974423>>212974441>>212974558
>>212974524/alt/ all day everyday, baby
>>21297452450/50, but /alt/ has already mogged /film/ into submission. It's also a cooler name and the future of the real /film/ as it used to be.
>>212974536She's now confirmed AIDS free. I might pay her to play one of these days, though I'm a homosexual.
>>212974536My heart cries in pain everytime i remember she got implants.
>>212974628Play what? A role?
I genuinely think we would all get along and be friends if we met irl.
>>212974628Problem is the name /alt/ would make outsiders think is some sort of new general for "alternative cinema" whatever that would be. You can't change an estabilished brand name.
>>212974725Many runts would be sent flying if that happened.
>>212974699I agree, she used to look better, but the sacrifice goes only skin deep, 'cause deep inside we already know who she is.
>>212974714Oh yeah, a role in the destruction of my dopamine receptors and possibly my ADN.
>>212974754We would all be polite and nice to each other i bet.
>>212974748Forget /alt/, retvrn to /art/
>>212974748But the purpose of these threads has (until recently... lol) been the discussion of quote unquote alternative cinema, so the name is just an evolution motivated for the need to wipe the slate clean and start again, kinda like when /lbg/ mutated into /film/, etc.
>>212974780She used to post on /lit/.
>>212974851You for real? Seems like something that could be true; I've seen her rep some /lit/ and /mu.alt/ shirts, makes her all the more based imo.
>>212974725>Everyone tense and side eyeing each other trying to find out who is who at the /film/ meetup>have to administer the Cronenberg Test to weed out Gadonfag (where we mention the Ole Crone Bone and see who is first to mention Cosmopolis)>someone takes off their jacket to reveal a Jessica Harper Suspiria t-shirt and Kyle morphs into an eldritch monster in rage"I know I'm not Gadonfag..."
>>212973739>The same thing that happened to ArgentoPhantom of the Opera is his first bad movie
>>212974984Pic doesn't really proves that she was an anon, but still, cool pic.
>>212975005The one where Adrian Brody has jaundice and jerks off to FF7 hentai and Deep Red are the only ones I struggled to get through. I still need to see Phantom but as a certified /ballbuster/ Asia will get me through it if it does stink.
>tfw watched so much of Il Maestro's filmography including his produced Demons trilogy that I became indoctrinated into earnestly appreciating his daughterI love big brother...
>>212974536who is this black baby incubator
>>212975230>see white woman>immediately start thinking about oreos
>>212975230You for real? She's C. Sartre writer of arthouse classics like La nausรฉe and L'รชtre et le nรฉant.
>>212974818>First replyKek.
>>212974941>>212974955Let's meet at the love lake.
>>212975005>>212975199I've seen every single Argento, the only truly bad one is Giallo. Phantom of the Opera is good and Stendhal is one of his best films.
she always had the most fun and sexual pleasure from black dick
>>212975199>became indoctrinated into earnestly appreciating his daughterYou needed indoctrination? She's super hot and has very cinematic eyes and was put to best use by her father.
>>212975345She wants to be like me, like me, like meeeeee
I like it when he says "there's a method to this madness, BOY"
>>212975351I used to vilify her for being a SICK FUCK but I don't care about it anymore, she's like family now, just a weird little quirk of hers that doesn't bother me.
>>212975529I feel the same towards CS, but with the difference that I never vilified her.
>unironic Asia Argento apologists itt
>>212975610I forgot she made this fart sniffing prick off himself, WTF I love her more now.
>>212973408Ken Russell not being a fag was shocking to me
>bbcposting hours
I'm out.
>>212975661You're thinking of Derek Jarman, who worked on a few of his films.
>>212975681BWC lover, I'll give you what you wANT
>>212975610There's nothing to apologize for though.
>>212975610Any real 'Dain bro knows that it was inevitable. He was making serious-not-serious-only-joking-guys-haha-but-really rope jokes for years, had multiple mental breakdowns, and was open about being depressed constantly.
>>212975759Was he really doing le cope jokes in his final years? I always thought he was a RN.
>>212975759I still believe the theory he was just whacking off while autoerotic asphyxiating and ended up dying the Carradine death.
>>212974974belle juive de /film/
The Gainsbourg thread is gone. /film/ ist tot.
>>212976330/film/ is finally alive.
>>212973312 (OP)Which comment under the YouTube upload of Ferreris La Grand bouffe are you, /film/?
>>212976535I'm not sure why the screenshot fucked up, picrel
>tfw have an essay to write but keep getting distracted to check the Dafne Keen / Xochitl Gomez thread on /tv/
Every day I feel more like Breedy Bobby.
>>212977192I feel ya anon, Xochitl threads, Sophie Thatcher threads and Snood threads i always open when i browse /tv/.
>>212973312 (OP)Fassbinder best sodomite
>>212976330This is /film/ and it links to the Gainsbourg thread which made it bump limit. Alles klar.
>>212977947Nu Yawk ya feel me
>>212977997I feel like killing, if you catch my drift.
>>212973312 (OP)>QOTDIf you would consult the chart.
>>212978028Some of these are speculative sodomites whereas Roman is a canonical, legally-declared sodomite.
>>212978028Potential victims chart, sweet!
>>212978065They're all dead already.
>>212978056>Some of these are speculative sodomitesWhich?
>>212978083Joe and Tsai are doing fine.
>>212978083All fun and games.
...until I fuck them.
>>212978105>DemyYeah. On second thought he probably got AIDS from vaginal intercourse with a woman.
May your blood rest in Jesus Christ, Heil Hitler, and God bless America!
>>212978131Probably got it from watching his wife's works.
>>212978131Lol what. HIV is more frequently transmitted between males and he was a confirmed homo.
>>212978302Agnes mogs that fag though.
>>212978310He was apparently, bi, but yeah, I was taking the piss.
>>212978338Lol. Lmao even. Lmfao actually.
>>212978197Go to sleep Craig
>>212978342>biThe only reason any man would marry Varda is to have her serve as a beard.
>>212978403Made me giggle.
>>212977421>a Soapy thread has just hit the board This last 500 words will take hours.
And I agree that Demy is gay, his camera gaze wasn't breedy in the slightest towards our Catherine. Watch Repulsion and Cherbourg back to back and tell me which of the directors is lusting after her.
>>212978121Fuck Demy first and kill the others with his AIDS.
>>212978458Has Rapey Roman been coined yet?
>>212978460I don't know... I think the way is to eat their hearts out while I fuck him, then shoot myself in the face, all while watching Vive l'amour.
What would you think of it?
>>212978491A little on-the-nose.
Into my veins posting died...
>>212978926But we can revive it with poison.
>>212978458Interesting if crude viewpoint, add to this Demy's close focus on male protagonists in Lola, Bay of Angels, Model Shop. But it can be equally attributed to his delicate sense of male ennui.
I injected Nosferatu (Eggers Version) into my veins and overdosed on PEAK fr fr. Waiting to inject Werwulf next. Might take Eddington intravenously to ward off the shakes until then.
>>212978926Did an intravenous cinema chart ever get made?
Inject the saline solution.
>>212978405The great Anne Baxter once said that in Hollywood you could always tell who the gay guys were because they had ugly wives, kek.
>>212978458Gotta get back into the Roman and watch Macbeth finally.
What version of " " should I watch 1962 version or 1997?
I just wish I could kill someone right now.
>>212979078watch this to hold you over in the meantime
>>212979190People used to burn homeless injuns in the middle of the night here for a while, few years ago.
>>212974818lol that last post is me. Happy to know I'm in a screen shot : ) been a long time
>>212979223Did you find the happy optimistic films on the criterion channel to watch?
>>212979215Based, everything counts.
>>212979090If we make a chart I don't think it should be limited to the category that originated the meme, slavic folk horror tale. Something Like Hourglass Sanatorium for it would be enough. There can be other, carnival (Killer Klowns from Outer Space), urban desolation (Rollin's Lost in New York), lavish chamber melodrama (Senso), maybe Welles' The Trial.
/film/ has its catchphrases that it cycles through. "Sent that freak flying" is en vogue, the time of "inject it into my veins" has passed.
>>212979188Well, you should read the book, obviously. But the industry rumor of the moment is that Criterion is releasing a 4K restoration of the Kubrick version soon.
>>212979230My spreadsheet says I watched Fassbinder on that day so no : )
>>212979188Depends, do you want to have a raging hard on while watching the movie? If yes then 1997.
>>212979190You always get like this late at night, kek.
>>212979507We're all Jeremy Irons coomers here.
draw a bath
get in
clean yourself for once
>>212973408I loved the boy friend, is lisztomamia worth a watch?
Ive watched Cuckoo's Nest, they dont make movies like this anymore?
Venicebros, we're gonna get litty
>The Wizard of the Kremlin
Director Olivier Assayas
>Jay Kelly
Director Noah Baumbach
>The voice of Hind Rajab
Director Kaouther ben Hania
>A House of Dynamite
Director Kathryn Bigelow
>Ri gua zhong tian (Sun rises on us all)
Director Cai Shangjun
>Frankenstein
Director Guillermo Del Toro
>Elisa
Director Leonardo Di Costanzo
>ร pied dโลuvre
Director Valรฉrie Donzelli
>Silent Friend
Director Ildikรณ Enyedi
>The Testament of Ann Lee
Director Mona Fastvold
>Father Mother Sister Brother
Director Jim Jarmusch
>Bugonia
Director Yorgos Lanthimos
>Duse
Director Pietro Marcello
>Un film fatto per Bene
Director Franco Maresco
>Orphan
Director Laszlo Nemes
>Lโรฉtranger (The Stranger)
Director Franรงois Ozon
>Eojjeol suga eopda (No Other Choice)
Director Chan-wook Park
>Sotto le nuvole
Director Gianfranco Rosi
>The Smashing Machine
Director Benny Safdie
>Nรผhai (Girl)
Director Shu Qi
>La Grazia
Director Paolo Sorrentino
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>>212981522>Gal Gadot as Beatricewho makes these casting decisions??
>>212981830>>212981522>anime adaptation skips the best chapterwhat's the point?
>>212981522>going into epileptic shock from a strobing montage set to Sonic Youth deleting your eardrums whilst Dano does a phony russkie accentClassic.
>Coppola: "there's a longer cut of Megalopolis, with more dream sequences, which Walter Murch, Adam Driver, Guillermo del Toro and George Lucas prefer. But I prefer the theatrical cut, because it has better rhythm"
>I think that it comes down to... right now, weโre living in a moment when two at least two wonderful forms are dying, journalism and the motion picture system and when things die, itโs painful ... I am very confident that journalism will be reborn. Itโs important, and cinema will continue to be reborn.
>The people who run movie studios today have one job, and thatโs to make sure that they achieve their debt service. Many of the companies that exist now are in debt, and they have very highly paid executives whose job, number one, is to make sure they make their debt payment. If they donโt make their payment, theyโre fired. And I think thereโs a natural reaction to filmmakers being told ... they canโt make things they want to make ... They say โlook, Francis makes what he wants.โ And the answer is โyeah, but itโs a flop.
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>>212982064Is Sonic Youth really all that loud? Their popularity makes me think they're relatively friendly.
I don't have a lot of experience with noise rock just yet, but the babby's first shit I listen to makes my death metal guitarist father complain about the unbearable sounds.
>>212982586What's her ethnicity, Cock Asian?
>>212981488They're kinda mogging cannes this year
>>212974974Based. I should start posting this again.
seven samurai is well-made and all but is boring to me, what's another kurosawa film for a brainlet
>>212982887High and Low's a good thriller.
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so what's the verdict?
>>212982921No thanks, Iโll wait for Spikeโs version.
>>212982940I don't know, I just got here
>>212978028needs to be half of an image with Serra's visage composing the entire other half, in correspondence with his stature
>>212982717god she is so dogshit in the two films I've seen with her, The Blackout and Betty Blue, although that contributes to the excellence of the films. it should probably make me annoyed that a better actress isn't getting the roles but i actually like you so she gets a pass. onto Trouble Every Day
>>212983303>Betty BlueBaby Blue* ;)
Sokurov and Tsai in documentary section, this is the only thing I care about
>>212982232Truly one of the films of the century
>>212981488only ones I'm slightly looking forward to are the Jarmusch, Marcello, Rosi, and Sorrentino
>>212983682Which one is she in?
>>212983698none of the above, but she is in Alex Ross Perry's new mumblecore (presumably) slop
>>212981488>Adapting a Camus novel I canโt see the story working without him dedicating pages und pages to the metaphysical reasons for why the person is doing what theyโre doingโฆ my favourite is La Chute, which is just some guy talking to you, so the reader
>>212982717Theyโre not usually super loud, theyโre more atonal and tense and droning. A lot of their songs have 4 or 5 or even all strings tuned to the same note and it just creates a wall of assblast. Itโs noise music but not really fast and abrasive like someone like Lightning Bolt, you can fall into the rhythm and even relax to their music. Theyโre popular mostly because of conflicting tastes within the band, Kim is basically the bandโs effortposter so her songs are often poppier and accessible, with a stronger emotional heft.
This is just to speak about their studio albums where each member can tard wrangle the other members to conform to how they want the song theyโve written to be played. Their live recordings are nigh-incomprehensible and they managed to make even the best recording equipment sound like it was recorded off a door security camera because there was so much feedback and volume and improvisation. This is mostly where they did the standard abrasive 20 minute feedback wailing noise music stuff.
Their most noisy album not counting live bootleg releases is TV Shit, with Yamantaka Eye. For me, itโs Mildred Pierce (starring Sofia Coppola)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3-jp4hk7VIU&pp=ygUOTWlsZHJlZCBwaWVyY2U%3D
Also I watched Inside the other day and I couldnโt be scared because Bรฉa was too hot.
>>212983303I love Trouble Every Day so much. Sheโs not really a main character though, I donโt recall her really speaking that much if at all. She is an actor du look in that movie for sure. /ourauteur/ Gallo does the heavy lifting. Pls make effort post about it after you watch.
>>212983761>maya is now arthouse and on-topicโfubros just called in the cavalryโฆ
I enjoyed this one. Honest filmmaking unlike most of the turds that screen in festivals nowadays
>>212983761>Alex Ross Perry's new mumblecore (presumably) slopNice, I shall watch for she. By "watch" I mean briefly, vaguely show interest in this thread then completely forget about it for 4-5 years.
>>212983837>le social realism>honest filmmaking
>>212983863harperfag coded post
>>212983761Alex Ross Perry made a docu-fiction about the band Pavement which i am kinda interested in
>>212973312 (OP)Here are the /film/ birthdays for July 22nd:
Happy birthday James Whale (b. 1889)
Happy birthday Bryan Forbes (b. 1926)
Happy birthday Marcia Henderson (b. 1930)
Happy birthday Perry Lopez (b. 1931)
Happy birthday Louise Fletcher (b. 1934)
Happy birthday Terence Stamp (b. 1938)
Happy birthday Gila Almagor (b. 1939)
Happy birthday Paul Schrader (b. 1946)
Happy birthday Tisa Farrow (b. 1951)
Happy birthday Sylvia Chang (b. 1953)
>>212983761Also Videohaven (movie she is in) is not mumblecore either, it's another docu-fiction, looks like Alex Perry moved on from mumblecore
>>212984066Many such cases!
>>212984090>Louise Fletcher
>>212981488Hopefully Sarah Gadon attends
>>212984090James Whale, he was gay?
if anyone wants to vote in this poll, better get to it quick before it closes
https://scfzforum.org/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?t=1173
>>212983808>maya is now arthouse and on-topicIf we're being honest, there's a clause in my contract that stipulates some form of Uma/Maya shilling every fourth or fifth thread.
>>212984066>>212984160You know me so well!
>>212973408Can be hit or miss, overall great and sincere. Lair of the White Worm is one of the best book adaptations I've watched. When he embraced trashy nature of his work instead of pretending to be a master aesthete he reached greatest heights. Gothic is fantastic as well.
>>212973887I dislike the 70s Russel, felt like he was huffing on his farts too much a la Pink Floyd at Pompeii.
>>212984582https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbUDSxJFsDA
Real footage of you signing your contract
>>212984210And hopefully she invites Amanda Fix
>>212974955Topkek, you were HALFWAY right at leastโฆ
>>212984934Is that 5XL or 6? Holy shit lmao
>>212985647XL. I'm not fat if that's what you're implying, just on the taller side.
safe sleazy is really getting into 1940s noir cinema. he started calling luna, his asian girlfriend, a 'ditsy dame'. refers to the weekly queer brat rave as a 'fink party'. ditched dennis cooper and pierre guyotat for philip marlowe novels
We're all on the taller side here.
>>212985978Not me. Iโm 5โ8.
>>212985978Didn't a couple anons admit they were 5'7?
Had a movie date, again. Decided I'd pick between a Billy Wilder/Preston Surges romcom or a japanese pink/snuff flick from rarelust. Went the second route. FML
you'd think broads these days would appreciate prestige japanese VHS erotica because it's artistic. Welp I guess this one wasnt artistic enough
>>212985978Sarah Gadon is 5'3"
Amanda Fix is 5'4"
>>212986073do you drive taxi
>>212984254I don't know what this site is, but I thought it would be fun to out together a list. this isn't an official vote or anything, because I'm not happy enough with it for that. also, these are VERY roughly ranked. I didn't want to spend too much time on it
>>212986073Are you retarded by chance?
Give me something with a beach/ocean setting
>>212986306How tall is the average paki?
>>212986448At Land is a classic.
>>212985856I don't believe you.
>>212986316and the next 50. some of the ones at the beginning of this could probably be swapped with some of the films near the end of the other list, but whatever. I would iron it out more if I was actually planning on submitting this anywhere
>>212986432japanese vhs erotica is nowhere near as obscene than a john waters film or rupauls drag race which these broads are fond of
>>212986448A Sneed at the Sea
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>>212984254What a contrarian faggot.
>>212986540Anon should've just gone with Wilder.
>>212986552nta, but it was listed in the first post they wouldn't be including films that made the NYT list
>>212986578That's retarded.
>>212986620eh, it will probably make for a more interesting list at the very least. the NYT list basically just looked like the imdb top 250
>>212986807Some IMDB Top 250 have their merits, you know.
>>212986847yes, but it makes for a boring list when you'll get the same results looking at any other poll
>NOOO you CANNOT pick Mulholland Drive, Grizzly Man, Yi Yi or Act of Killing because the hecking normgroids of NYT picked them already!!! NOOOOO my prestige poll
Meds right fucking now
>>212986986I'm not the one running the poll, or even participating in it. go take it up with them. I'm just saying I get the reasoning
/film/ poll is the only one with real merit even though tsaisneed was obviously submitting dozens of ballets
>>212982940tl;dr rocks are.. le hard
nice drone photo, wish it had a better soundtrack
>>212987121>dozens of ballets
It's safe to say that only thing this does better than The Departed is not having Mark Wahlberg come and shoot the mole at the last second to send to audience home happy.
>>212981488>Director Shu QiWhoa when did this start?
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>>212987457It is much worse than The Departed in every way.
/film/ restaurant be like
Appetizers:
>Green tea over rice
>Cheese sandwich
Main course:
>Duck soup
>Bumpkin soup
>Stray dogs
>Balthazar
Dessert:
>Oreo
>>212987457Doesnt have the rape murder just a shot away song
Doesnt have jack torrance saying thats what the NIGGAS dont realise
Doesnt have mommy farmiga
>>212987600This film is complete shit.
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>>212987562she's getting ready for the inevitable
>>212987651Have an oreo. Have two.
>nooo you cant watch this with a woman, you have to watch the latest netflix mk ultra programming
>>212983303She's fine in Blackout.
>>212987685I'm fine with that. Late era M. Night Netflixcore shit.
>>212982717>my death metal guitarist father If there was any doubt you really were finnish...
>>212987651Add "Wheat" to the main course.
>>212987652>Doesnt have mommy farmigaTruly unforgivable.
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>>212987749You just regarded my nigga, maybe on purpose, though probably you're larpin'
>>212987651No Tsai coffee?
>>212984090>Tisa FarrowThe superior sister. I strongly recommend Some Call it Loving (1973), it's absolute kino.
>>212985856We've seen your hand, you don't have to lie, it's ok.
>>212984582>Every woman in the world wears thongs nowBrazilbros our influence is immense.
Fat Ugly Bastard Like Harperfag
>>212987868I know but they've always looked like that, even though I'm skinny :( promise I'm not lying.
>>212986448Pauline ร la plage
Conte d'รฉtรฉ
Le rayon vert
>>2129859785'10" GIANT over here.
>>212987562She looks kinda like mikey madison
is there an /film/ equivalent? Mix of two opposite styles creating something very controversial but enjoyable
>>212983808All that angular dissonant guitar noise shit they do is just straight up Glenn Branca.
>>212988049She should play her mom in something.
>>212987663Nah, she has a model body and has money, she'll probably just bog when she starts looking old.
Whatโs the worst franchise youโve watched every entry of? Itโs my lifeโs goal to one day watch all the Hellraiser flicks but an instalment as early as III butt raped me. I donโt know if I can keep going.
>>212988142f&f
I love the justin lin directed movies but all the others are crap
>>212986073Should've gone with Possession if she's an arthoe, you would've gotten laid that night.
>>212988065>enjoyableYou gotta be a zoomer or early millenial, no inbetween, but anyway, all of those recent X saga films try to mix many random ass genre film types into one whole film, though the results are incoherent af. Normies love them, though.
>>212988142Friday the 13th and Amityille.
>>212988142Butt raped you? Lolwut
I've watched the first four Nightmare on Elm Street movies and I find them actually really good. I think they're underrated for sure.
>>212988206>he doesn't like Limp Biscuitgo to bed grandpa
>>212988229>66 filmsI kneel:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Works_based_on_the_Amityville_haunting
>>212988300Kek man, only late zoomers and oldfag millenials like that shit, the band is complete ass and is ruined solely by Fred's annoying ass vocals and horrible lyrics. Nu metal in general sucks, but Korn, Slipknot and Dir en grey completely mog Limp Bizkit on all areas. But keep on rollin', baybeeeeeee
>>212988188>arthoeleave that neologism in the 2010s
sent that 2010s neologism flying
>>212987924Post visible ribcage and i'll believe you.
>>212988388>66Fuck no, i meant just the original run of sequels.
>>212988618Present a new one and i will.
>>212988049Except she's pretty.
We're all pretty here! ^-^
Why haven't we done a poll here yet?
>>212988618Uhm, feet pics?
I'm thinking some horse salami and cheese while I watch this
>>212989596It's not very good. So is the second Hitchcock homage with Roy Scheider, Still of the Night.
>>212989486Charlotte feet pics?
>>212989702>It's not very goodperfect
>>212981577that casting is wild
>>212986661picked up
>>212989702it's too bad, scheider is great at what he does
Last few threads were dreadful.
>>212973408Based and kino, although he has some misses.
>>212990104Last few threads were kino you mean.
>>212990104What would you expect. Waifufags need to die.
>>212981488>Cannes rejects, Amerishart bullshit, token ItaliansBravo.
>>212981488Dreadful. Sokurov being out of competition is the only good thing about this clusterfuck.
>>212983595Based.
>>212990141braindead mutt
>>212990152based and enlightened.
>>212990590We can only hope.
It is my pleasure to communicate that I will bake the new.
>>212990861Thank you, anon. Might we have an early taste of what's to come?
>>212990970High quality edition and QOTD, the usual.
>>212991133Every time I deliver a bake it's state-of-the-art cherry on top of the cake.
>>212991229>cakeAnon, do I detect something devilish on the menu?
>>212991280It won't be a pumpkin delights edish, if that's what you're asking.
>>212991416That wasn't what I had in mind.
Make it a Birmin'am edition for Ozzy luv innit.
