Thread 212976554

Moments that made you feel things

she could stimulate your prostate without going up your ass

>>212976554 (OP)
I have synesthesia and this was painful

>>212976600
Did you enjoy that thought?

>>212976554 (OP)
Shame she's a they/them

>>212976782
Context? I don't watch euro trash soccer

>>212976782
statistically goalkeepers have a higher chance of stopping the ball by standing still

>>212976734
>me congratulating myself for the job Mimic Tear (right) did all by himself
It do be like that

>>212976802
england in the world cup (or was it euro?) lost bec of three missed penalties in a row

>>212976600
she could finger your butthole in the opposite direction

>>212976554 (OP)
>perfectly manicured nails
>in the Apocalypse Zone
Sure!

>>212977168
Couldn't she simply PK Manicure herself?

>>212976830
that's one of those gay statistics that don't mean anything

>>212976802
England’s libcuck manager brought on a bunch of ngubus to win the penalty shootout for racism or something, but they dun goofed.

>>212977911
this is alot less depressing when you find out he was just retvrning to pengvinborea

>me and mum and dad watching this
>this scene comes up
>mom looks at me disappointingly while dad just snakes his head

I'm sorry... :(

>>212978103
it's addams retard

>>212978945
fuck off that's an old pic i ain't renaming shit

>>212978978
stubbornly wrong and lazily retarded. must be a third worlder

>>212977982
She's so disgusting wtf

>>212979008
did you have strict parents? it shows

>>212978103
why? did you start beating your cock or something?

>>212979043
>monkey see monkey do'ing me like a literal ape
yeah that confirms it. thirdie

>And I'm trying to pull them off, you know... my friend! It's all over me!
>I got blood and everything and...
>I'm trying to hold him together, I put him together
>the fucking entrails keep coming out!
>And nobody would help!
>He's saying, sayin', "I want to go home!" just calling my name.
>"I wanna go home, Johnny, I wanna drive my Chevy!"
>I said: "Why I can't find your fuckin' legs. "
>"I can't find your legs!"
>I can't get it out of my head. It was seven years.
>Every day it hurts.
>Sometimes I wake up and don't know where I am. I don't talk to anybody.
>Sometimes a day.
>Sometimes a week.
>I can't put it outta my mind...

Why was she bald? Is it because the audience of children and Indians would know she was Ms. Professora X unless she looked like a younger hotter female version of Patrick Stewart?

>>212977982
ugly pig

>>212979134
What a beautiful fuckin movie. Amazing that after this they decided the next step for that character was winning the Vietnam War, defeating the Soviets, fighting random Burmese soldiers, and then defeating the Cartels.

>>212976554 (OP)
Her accent and subtle femme domme thing killed me.

>>212976802
DEI hires cost England the Euro 2020 final (played in 2021 due to the fake virus).

>>212976802
DEI hires cost England the Euro 2020 final (played in 2021 due to the pretend virus).

>>212976782
Bongs still have not recovered from this.

>>212979382

yeah in First Blood, Rambo describes how he can't even hold a job at a car wash because he's so burnt out because of his past .... so then he becomes GIJoe and Captain America to fight a one man crusade of justice??

>>212979472
How do you have DEI hires in soccer? Whenever I watch it the Euro teams are 75% brown or black

>>212976802
English coach tried to arrange it so a black player would score the winning goal of a championship final but they all missed so England lost

>>212977982
roastie after hitting the wall, she wants to settle down

>>212979382
>>212979498
writers do this when they accidentally make a character the audience likes that they're not supposed to. same thing happened to godzilla

>>212979522
you didn't even understand the joke, wow, you ESL or something?

>>212979745
>you ESL or something?
I am brown

>>212976734
The virgin tech bro vs the stoic Heir

>>212977056
Yeah, but you can do that yourself by waiting for a poo to be halfway out and then retracting it partially before repeating.

>>212980644
>waiting for a poo to be halfway out and then retracting it partially before repeating
>retracting it partially

>>212976734
god barron is so hot why are there no shirtless pics of him

>>212976628
>I have synesthesia
you mean empathy?

>>212976734
How the tables have turned kek

I saw it before I became pornbrained so it was shocking and sad

>>212976734
Why does he look like he's about to cry?

>>212980644
it feels different

>>212979064
They know he's a disgusting lolifag.

>>212976802

England put in three genius doctor scientists engineers and all three of them had their shots blocked by an evil racist white devil who wanted to prevent them from succeeding.

>>212982146
I would too if I was surrounded by old pedophiles and grifters was I'm starring into bunch of hicks cheering them

>>212983282
You will never be a real woman.

>>212982129
>this used to be shocking
yeah she's a druggie but she's just doing porn, it's fine.