fat girl fingers, she's going to be a fucking whale in 10 years.
>>212978295 (OP)rude ones with sexy ladies haha
>>212978295 (OP)Ones written, produced, and directed by Vince McMahon
>>212978317Screenshottin this post for future reference. Be sure to meet back here in 2035.
>>212978295 (OP)90s family friendly adventure comedies
>>212978317God I hope so. Not full blown whale but a nice pale thick bitch that takes it in the ass.
>>212978295 (OP)I like foreign films. Just saw a Serbian Film the other night. It was captivating.
>>212978295 (OP)Porn. Softcore. Nothing too sinful.
>>212978317Her older sister and mom are fat so probably
>>212978295 (OP)Tremors, Tremors II: Aftershocks, Tremors 3: Back to Perfection, Tremors 4: The Legend Begins
>>212978295 (OP)Your waifu doesn't wear underwear btw
I like settings like Twin Peaks, small towns in mountains, mysteries, nature, hot women who are desperate because they cannot appreciate the wonders of nature.
>>212978295 (OP)Saw a couple dracula movies. Goth is good right?
She remind anyone else of Grimes (musician/musk's ex wife)?
>>212979469Lies. She's worn several see-through dresses that show she does.
>3 soapy threads
whats going on?
>>212980423That's the general idea, yes.
>>212978295 (OP)Am I gay if I can't get over her fucked up upper lip?
>>212981234only if that would prevent you from giving it to her
>>212981240Yes it would. I don't think that's gay though, just look at it, it's malformed as fuck.
Soapy
md5: cc7956c5d940d091c43eb002ee1ca407
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>>212979574stealth advertisement for her soon-to-be announced Carmilla movie
>>212978295 (OP)I hope you are raped and then stabbed to death, OP.
>>212978295 (OP)Tell me what is in that glass first.
>>212978308hate to be a simp but she's extremely cute and her slight imperfections only add to the charm. the "average woman" doesn't come anywhere near this level of cuteness.
>>212983197>>212978308The vast majority of post-2020 chan users are the same effeminate and deeply psychotic losers who stalk every social media website/app. They are always trannies. No exceptions. They fetishize mediocre women because they hold them up as the "vision" of what they would look like as women. They do this exaggerated performative and effeminate heterosexuality. I wish I could get all these people in a meat grinder.
>>212978295 (OP)I don't watch movies (or TV)
>>212978295 (OP)I like to watch black boys getting buck broken on the regular
>>212984206I can see a nipple but sadly she seems to be wearing panties.
>>212984206why are her nips so hard here?
>>212985331She was afraid of the boogeyman.
>>212978295 (OP)I dont have a particular kind that I like; my favorites are some pretty random shit.
Jack Reacher, Oceans 11, Scott Pilgrim, Princess Mononoke, The Man from Earth
>>212981251I thought she had another surgery on it desu
>>212978295 (OP)> Looks her straight into her eyesHardcore interracial midget amputee incest porn lately. But you know, tasteful stuff.
>>212978295 (OP)I watch Spongebob (2004) and Conan (1982) every other week T/TH. Movie starts on Thursday. Be there or not, don't care.
>>212978295 (OP)Why is she always wearing a wig?
Does she have alopecia?
>>212978317That makes me believe that she has a heart condition. T. Knower
>>212988575>they vaxxed my stinky hairy zoomie waifuThey've no idea what they just fucking set in motion
>>212978295 (OP)Coen Bros flicks always delight. I'm also into screwball comedies and courtroom thrillers
>>212978295 (OP)Who the fuck likes only one type of movie? You're a stupid bitch you know that
>>212988727Make them pay anon, make them pay dearly
>>212978295 (OP)I like martial arts and heroic bloodshed films, specifically Hong Kong cinema from the 80โs and 90โs
>>212984206How do you style your hair like this? The textured look is nice
>>212978295 (OP)Who is this discount Jenna Ortega and where can I see her naked?
lets continue this thread but with the actual hottest Sophie from Yellowjackets
>>212978295 (OP)Your face is so stupid itโs unbelievable. Will you marry me?
>>212990544how many time can you possibly slip and fall face first into a fountain
>>212990629I donโt know what you think you are trying to say but I would catch her every time.
What's with the recent obsession with zommettes?
>>212990993/tv/ is just obsessed with Soapy because she is the nascent โitโ girl right now and forever.
>>212990993She is just effortlessly charismatic and many anons are reporting symptoms such as difficulty breathing and failure to concentrate around her threads.
>>212991676>difficulty breathing and failure to concentrate around her threads.How about difficulty maintaining eye contact?
>>212991713Irl yes. With her pics some anons have reported โlosing timeโ while looking at her pics. (((I hear laughter)))
>>212991713She knows what she is doing.
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8hwWdr3/
Do you know what I mean?
>>212992017>conspiracies>catsDare I say itโฆ
Also dogs are manโs best friend
>>212992233I most certainly will, over and over and over. After marrying her of course.
>>212992197Yeah, Iโm thinking sheโs /our
fuck.
Save this one hairy pit lovers
>>212989827Don't know what you think you mean by textured but she has a lot of product in it there. Looks like a curling iron was used too.
>>212990313> discount Jenna OrtegaThey arenโt the same thing and JO looks like a cleaning lady compared to her.
I'm a big fan of Companion starring Jack Quaid
>>212991676> reporting symptoms such as difficulty breathingThatโs just called being incredibly obese
> failure to concentrateThatโs just called being adhd
>>212993423Yeah, she is very popular here
I've seen most of the new horror movies that have come out this year, but I must say that I think Companion is my favorite.
>>212993856My biggest fear is weโll never get a waifu vehicle like Companion again
>>212978295 (OP)she's the perfect woman to me
>>212994332Why? List all the qualities you like about her.
>pov you are not producing magic for her in the studio
>>212978317hot. i hope she turns into a fat milf.
>>212989827You don't, anon. This needs a stylist / secondary person to work on. That's why this haircut always looks like shit outside of the initial stylist cut/style.
>pov you asked a stranger if you could have seatโฆ on her face
>pov you just agreed to a mutual split
>pov you just agreed to break into some whores house and shit inside her makeup case
>pov you just came to in the grocery store and the woman youโve been married to for 3 years wants you to move out of the way and you have a boner and you fear you look stupid rn
>>212995243>>212994801>>212994709Dude, get a life. A job. Anything. Please. Stop necrobumping threads about some whore who doesn't know you exist on a backwater otaku forum.
Mike Matei live streams exclusively
>>212989033Imagine how hairy and smelly her pusy is
>>212995284I, for one, really enjoy his posts
>>212995530Let us know what you come up with. Hereโs a smelly looking pic.
She calls herself "Soapy" despite the fact that she clearly never washes ?
>>212995655Post that one of her in the onepiece thing; clearly the lips on her face aren't the only big ones
>>212994332She looks like she STINKS
yjk this bitch smells like shit
>>212995761Would marry, slap the cigarette out of her hand, grab her face and tell her firmly she will never smoke again.
>>212995843Hey buddy, that's my wife you're talking about, so unless you're gonna put something else in her mouth you better watch yours
>>212995908In your dreams, Sophie and me are meant to be, it is written in the stars.
>>212995721I donโt know which one you mean.
Get a load of these big naturals though
>>212996040>tits too fat>overweight belly>smokes>doesn't like wearing underwearWhy do we like her again?
>>212996084I dare you to go upstairs and say tits too fat in front of your mom
>>212996040The stripey bodysuit thing
>>212996008Ok buddy, um newsflash, you might get to fuck her, but she chose me, I'm married to her. I won
You faggots complaining about her smoking cigarettes are a bunch of prudish grannies. Smoking is good for you and it makes women hotter.
>>212996400Wow such plump, big lips, the ones on her face are ok too
>>212981912Hate this stupid selfie face that women make.
>>212996415Thank you for supporting my wife, but please try not to bring up the smoking too much. She only does that to help her get over another oral addiction
>>212978295 (OP)Every other girl in Silverlake, Highland Park, Atwater Village, and Glassell Park has that filthy Soapy look
>>212990955Did she get bogged to look like she's sucking her cheeks in because she does that in all her photos anyway? Why are women like this
>>212996669How does she do it? How is she so cute?
https://youtu.be/w2Ww_O3ceKU?si=5t4Z97O3K7bldtjg
>>212978295 (OP)I like snuff movies. The kind where nosy young women get killed.
>>212996770They are easily influenced?
>>212996664I need an hour of sophie gooning videos to get hard
>>212996770She got bogged like this to look like she's sucking cock. She just can't stop but she's my wife so I still love her. I just wish she didn't always have a headache and was tired when she got home. Sometimes she says her jaw hurts too much that's why she can't suck mine when she gets home