What scenes gave you a hardon when you were a kid?

End of Seven when Spacey gets shot

>>212978882 (OP)
for me it's when she farts

>>212978882 (OP)

>>212978882 (OP)
Anything with Jessica Alba in it.

The scene in Liar Liar where he's on the phone to his wife while he's about to have sex with his boss in the office.

>>212978882 (OP)
I wouldn't say hard on cause I was too young but 1000% a neuron activation moment.
https://youtu.be/M9oaox_lgkM?si=APTxW6WvdYToXhfx&t=270

>>212979282
How dare you break wind before me

>>212979287
GORSH

>>212978882 (OP)
>What scenes gave you a hardon when you were a kid?
Why do you wanna know

>>212979968
To compare notes@! ya dingus

>>212979308
>y is everyone so mean 2 me??? :(

>>212979308
>pov: you're watching someone about to tweet that it's a beautiful view

All Disney princesses back then were pretty much made for that purpose

>>212980216
you sick fuck

>>212979725
Damn, I forgot this movie existed.....but I'll admit it was one fun ride..

>>212979287
How do I find my Chel In real life?

>>212979875
Sorry love I didn't know it was your turn!

whenever elisha showed up on pmk

>>212978882 (OP)

the DVD cover of Thirteen

>>212980230
Hey I don't make the rules, even Ursula's human form was hot.

I was obsessed with thongs in jr. high and high school. Those damn vixens

>>212978882 (OP)
>Me trying to freeze frame by frame to see if her nipple pops out

>>212980533
They're still hot. I can't believe zoomers don't find them highly erotic. But then again zoomers are asexual or gay these days.

>>212979667
Didn't see the movie, but I remember this chick.

Can't wait to watch it for her.

>>212978882 (OP)

"Hot Shots" with Valeria Golino

>>212978882 (OP)
>Alotta Fagina
What was her name in your language, ESL bros?

>>212980608
Her voice was hot too

>>212980579
Don't all those 18-21 year old OF zoomettes wear thongs?

Not sure can show it but the scene from my girl when Anna Chlumsky gets into bed putting her butt and underwear at the screen for some reason near the end

>>212980785
>PG Rating, family movie
>Frequent play on television during movie time slots

What can a kid randomly channel flip to in this day and age that even compares

This from spring breakers

>>212980861

Girl pee, gross.

>>212980850
>kid
>channel flip
nigga how old are you

>>212980935
I'm in my late 30s, nigger

>>212981679
you think kids are sitting in front of a television set and flipping through channels of broadcast television in 2025?

>>212981692
No I think he's saying what compares to being a kid in the early aughts and channel surfing your way into an unexpected jiggly booba scene on daytime television.
And don't say easy-access internet porn, it's not even remotely the same thrill.

>>212980836
Holy shit why did you have to remind me.

>>212980579
>>212980711
Most zoomie girls wear thongs to the pool

>>212979337

>>212979968
Oh no

>>212979600
How does she shit?

>>212983644
Women don't shit retard.

>>212982251
You know...Im surprised no one has made a parody WEG based on this

>>212983644
It just smooshes up against the metal and then her fat servant lady has to reach in and scrape it out

>>212980913
hah yeah.. dont wanna drink that lol eww

>>212985171
Very hot.

>>212985562
YES

>>212982119
when i was a kid I thought he was fat. now I am that size if not bigger...

>>212978882 (OP)
>When you were a kid
All of them

>>212985562
Here, have the webm

>>212985656
Same here anon

>>212979337
Are you me? First time I ever liked a girl was this movie
>>212982251
Tfw not lost in space as a kid with qt 3.14 Stacey

>>212978882 (OP)
Jessica Biel going out of the pool in Summer Catch

>>212985629
>>212985673
>>212985562
they dont cast women like this in american movies anymore. Fuck Margaret Qualley, Zendaya Florence Pugface and Jenna ortega.

Juliette Lewis in all her early roles, especially with hairy armpits.

>>212980637
For me it's the one where she puts lipstick on her nipples

>>212978882 (OP)

>>212985673
dude is nusting hard

>>212980314
>>Sorry love I didn't know it was your turn!
They don't make movies like this any more.

>>212985971
>thats a man baby
no they do not.

99 percent sure this is where my balls first dropped

Staying up and seeing the "uncut" version of this music video

>>212985673
Onatopp

>>212978882 (OP)
>>212979287
Thanks for posting my top 2 in the first 5 minutes. I’ll contribute this as well

>>212985673
what a way to go

>>212978882 (OP)

>>212979968
CIA datamining thread to learn more about our penises

>>212980608
imagine taking a nap on her big fat dumb squishy retarded titties

>>212985656
>>212985699
you're both fat. hope this helps!

>>212986244
>shit my dick up
>fart in piss cup
>slit my wrist up
>dick my shit fuck
>piss in ten sluts
>smack my bitch up
>take my picture

>>212979875
Show her booba

she had some nice ones

>>212978882 (OP)

The Poison Ivy scenes from Batman & Robin. That was the earliest boner I can remember.

>>212984847
Imagine

>>212978882 (OP)
Why are you thinking about kids getting hard?

>>212987387
i unironically masturbated to this scene often when i was young because we didnt have the internet or cable. good times. Funnily enough i just finished watching "The Last Showgirl" and she dances a again in that movie but its sad and it's meant to be.

>>212987463
>everytime an adult thinks back to how hot his highschool gf or fling was, he becomes a pedo
pottery.

This whole fucking movie. Jesus, even today I freeze-frame it.

hoping to get my gf to dress as a fembot for halloween this year

>>212987491
I envy people who had sex when they were underage. They get legal cp in their mind forever

>>212985562
This is how I will die.

>>212980645
Pussy Galore

>>212978882 (OP)

>>212987140
you fucking coward

>>212979725
would have improved the movie immensely to keep the darkside of the disguise stuff.

>>212987271
That was good stuff, but too young for a boner. My first boner came when I was browsing the internet with a friend and got a porn popup. My buddy asked if I had a boner. I thought it was incredibly weird all around so I lied and said no.

>>212988196
how did her outfit held those jugs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRemPQjvP0g

>>212978882 (OP)
Misty in the Goldeen dress

>>212978882 (OP)
Dark City (1998) 0:14:30 or thereabouts

Jerked off to it constantly as a kid

>>212985171
That's what my tongue is for :)

>>212984847
She aborted a kid she wanted to keep so she could show off her busted elderly body with a strip tease where she's ugly by 2025 standards.

>>212987610
More like Honey I blew my load :D