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Anonymous No.212978882 >>212979282 >>212979600 >>212979638 >>212979725 >>212979968 >>212980337 >>212980579 >>212980637 >>212980645 >>212985672 >>212985894 >>212985967 >>212986788 >>212986811 >>212987271 >>212987463 >>212988196 >>212989999 >>212990289
What scenes gave you a hardon when you were a kid?
Anonymous No.212979108
End of Seven when Spacey gets shot
Anonymous No.212979282 >>212979875
>>212978882 (OP)
for me it's when she farts
Anonymous No.212979287 >>212979923 >>212980267 >>212986788
Anonymous No.212979308 >>212980162 >>212980184
Anonymous No.212979337 >>212982251 >>212985872
Anonymous No.212979374
Anonymous No.212979600 >>212983644
>>212978882 (OP)
Anonymous No.212979638
>>212978882 (OP)
Anything with Jessica Alba in it.
Anonymous No.212979667 >>212980608
The scene in Liar Liar where he's on the phone to his wife while he's about to have sex with his boss in the office.
Anonymous No.212979725 >>212980245 >>212988733
>>212978882 (OP)
I wouldn't say hard on cause I was too young but 1000% a neuron activation moment.
https://youtu.be/M9oaox_lgkM?si=APTxW6WvdYToXhfx&t=270
Anonymous No.212979875 >>212980314 >>212986980
>>212979282
How dare you break wind before me
Anonymous No.212979923
>>212979287
GORSH
Anonymous No.212979968 >>212980024 >>212982551 >>212986855
>>212978882 (OP)
>What scenes gave you a hardon when you were a kid?
Why do you wanna know
Anonymous No.212980024
>>212979968
To compare notes@! ya dingus
Anonymous No.212980162
>>212979308
>y is everyone so mean 2 me??? :(
Anonymous No.212980184
>>212979308
>pov: you're watching someone about to tweet that it's a beautiful view
Anonymous No.212980216 >>212980230
All Disney princesses back then were pretty much made for that purpose
Anonymous No.212980227
Anonymous No.212980230 >>212980377
>>212980216
you sick fuck
Anonymous No.212980245
>>212979725
Damn, I forgot this movie existed.....but I'll admit it was one fun ride..
Anonymous No.212980267
>>212979287
How do I find my Chel In real life?
Anonymous No.212980314 >>212985971
>>212979875
Sorry love I didn't know it was your turn!
Anonymous No.212980320
whenever elisha showed up on pmk
Anonymous No.212980337
>>212978882 (OP)

the DVD cover of Thirteen
Anonymous No.212980377
>>212980230
Hey I don't make the rules, even Ursula's human form was hot.
Anonymous No.212980533 >>212980579
I was obsessed with thongs in jr. high and high school. Those damn vixens
Anonymous No.212980579 >>212980711 >>212982186
>>212978882 (OP)
>Me trying to freeze frame by frame to see if her nipple pops out

>>212980533
They're still hot. I can't believe zoomers don't find them highly erotic. But then again zoomers are asexual or gay these days.
Anonymous No.212980608 >>212980678 >>212986908
>>212979667
Didn't see the movie, but I remember this chick.

Can't wait to watch it for her.
Anonymous No.212980637 >>212985959
>>212978882 (OP)

"Hot Shots" with Valeria Golino
Anonymous No.212980645 >>212988083
>>212978882 (OP)
>Alotta Fagina
What was her name in your language, ESL bros?
Anonymous No.212980678
>>212980608
Her voice was hot too
Anonymous No.212980711 >>212982186
>>212980579
Don't all those 18-21 year old OF zoomettes wear thongs?
Anonymous No.212980785 >>212980850
Anonymous No.212980836 >>212982092
Not sure can show it but the scene from my girl when Anna Chlumsky gets into bed putting her butt and underwear at the screen for some reason near the end
Anonymous No.212980850 >>212980935
>>212980785
>PG Rating, family movie
>Frequent play on television during movie time slots

What can a kid randomly channel flip to in this day and age that even compares
Anonymous No.212980861 >>212980913
This from spring breakers
Anonymous No.212980913 >>212985470
>>212980861

Girl pee, gross.
Anonymous No.212980935 >>212981679
>>212980850
>kid
>channel flip
nigga how old are you
Anonymous No.212981679 >>212981692
>>212980935
I'm in my late 30s, nigger
Anonymous No.212981692 >>212981798
>>212981679
you think kids are sitting in front of a television set and flipping through channels of broadcast television in 2025?
Anonymous No.212981798
>>212981692
No I think he's saying what compares to being a kid in the early aughts and channel surfing your way into an unexpected jiggly booba scene on daytime television.
And don't say easy-access internet porn, it's not even remotely the same thrill.
Anonymous No.212982092
>>212980836
Holy shit why did you have to remind me.
Anonymous No.212982119 >>212985656
Anonymous No.212982186
>>212980579
>>212980711
Most zoomie girls wear thongs to the pool
Anonymous No.212982251 >>212984741 >>212985872
>>212979337
Anonymous No.212982551
>>212979968
Oh no
Anonymous No.212983644 >>212984673 >>212985171
>>212979600
How does she shit?
Anonymous No.212984673
>>212983644
Women don't shit retard.
Anonymous No.212984741
>>212982251
You know...Im surprised no one has made a parody WEG based on this
Anonymous No.212984847 >>212987387 >>212990352
Anonymous No.212985171 >>212985597 >>212990338
>>212983644
It just smooshes up against the metal and then her fat servant lady has to reach in and scrape it out
Anonymous No.212985470
>>212980913
hah yeah.. dont wanna drink that lol eww
Anonymous No.212985562 >>212985629 >>212985673 >>212985915 >>212988018
Anonymous No.212985597
>>212985171
Very hot.
Anonymous No.212985629 >>212985915
>>212985562
YES
Anonymous No.212985656 >>212985699 >>212986939
>>212982119
when i was a kid I thought he was fat. now I am that size if not bigger...
Anonymous No.212985672
>>212978882 (OP)
>When you were a kid
All of them
Anonymous No.212985673 >>212985915 >>212985968 >>212986657 >>212986809
>>212985562
Here, have the webm
Anonymous No.212985699 >>212986939
>>212985656
Same here anon
Anonymous No.212985872
>>212979337
Are you me? First time I ever liked a girl was this movie
>>212982251
Tfw not lost in space as a kid with qt 3.14 Stacey
Anonymous No.212985894
>>212978882 (OP)
Jessica Biel going out of the pool in Summer Catch
Anonymous No.212985915
>>212985629
>>212985673
>>212985562
they dont cast women like this in american movies anymore. Fuck Margaret Qualley, Zendaya Florence Pugface and Jenna ortega.
Anonymous No.212985940
Juliette Lewis in all her early roles, especially with hairy armpits.
Anonymous No.212985959
>>212980637
For me it's the one where she puts lipstick on her nipples
Anonymous No.212985967
>>212978882 (OP)
Anonymous No.212985968
>>212985673
dude is nusting hard
Anonymous No.212985971 >>212986001
>>212980314
>>Sorry love I didn't know it was your turn!
They don't make movies like this any more.
Anonymous No.212986001
>>212985971
>thats a man baby
no they do not.
Anonymous No.212986020
99 percent sure this is where my balls first dropped
Anonymous No.212986244 >>212986973
Staying up and seeing the "uncut" version of this music video
Anonymous No.212986657
>>212985673
Onatopp
Anonymous No.212986788
>>212978882 (OP)
>>212979287
Thanks for posting my top 2 in the first 5 minutes. I’ll contribute this as well
Anonymous No.212986809
>>212985673
what a way to go
Anonymous No.212986811
>>212978882 (OP)
Anonymous No.212986855
>>212979968
CIA datamining thread to learn more about our penises
Anonymous No.212986908
>>212980608
imagine taking a nap on her big fat dumb squishy retarded titties
Anonymous No.212986939
>>212985656
>>212985699
you're both fat. hope this helps!
Anonymous No.212986973
>>212986244
>shit my dick up
>fart in piss cup
>slit my wrist up
>dick my shit fuck
>piss in ten sluts
>smack my bitch up
>take my picture
Anonymous No.212986980
>>212979875
Show her booba
Anonymous No.212986983
Anonymous No.212987140 >>212988718
she had some nice ones
Anonymous No.212987271 >>212988833
>>212978882 (OP)

The Poison Ivy scenes from Batman & Robin. That was the earliest boner I can remember.
Anonymous No.212987387 >>212987468
>>212984847
Imagine
Anonymous No.212987463 >>212987491
>>212978882 (OP)
Why are you thinking about kids getting hard?
Anonymous No.212987468
>>212987387
i unironically masturbated to this scene often when i was young because we didnt have the internet or cable. good times. Funnily enough i just finished watching "The Last Showgirl" and she dances a again in that movie but its sad and it's meant to be.
Anonymous No.212987491 >>212987966
>>212987463
>everytime an adult thinks back to how hot his highschool gf or fling was, he becomes a pedo
pottery.
Anonymous No.212987610 >>212990400
Anonymous No.212987884
This whole fucking movie. Jesus, even today I freeze-frame it.
Anonymous No.212987893
hoping to get my gf to dress as a fembot for halloween this year
Anonymous No.212987966
>>212987491
I envy people who had sex when they were underage. They get legal cp in their mind forever
Anonymous No.212988018
>>212985562
This is how I will die.
Anonymous No.212988083
>>212980645
Pussy Galore
Anonymous No.212988196 >>212989918
>>212978882 (OP)
Anonymous No.212988718
>>212987140
you fucking coward
Anonymous No.212988733
>>212979725
would have improved the movie immensely to keep the darkside of the disguise stuff.
Anonymous No.212988833
>>212987271
That was good stuff, but too young for a boner. My first boner came when I was browsing the internet with a friend and got a porn popup. My buddy asked if I had a boner. I thought it was incredibly weird all around so I lied and said no.
Anonymous No.212989918
>>212988196
how did her outfit held those jugs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRemPQjvP0g
Anonymous No.212989999
>>212978882 (OP)
Misty in the Goldeen dress
Anonymous No.212990289
>>212978882 (OP)
Dark City (1998) 0:14:30 or thereabouts

Jerked off to it constantly as a kid
Anonymous No.212990338
>>212985171
That's what my tongue is for :)
Anonymous No.212990352
>>212984847
She aborted a kid she wanted to keep so she could show off her busted elderly body with a strip tease where she's ugly by 2025 standards.
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Anonymous No.212990400
>>212987610
More like Honey I blew my load :D