Thread 212979296

This literally isn't true. Now he's just sounding like a whining grifter parrotting something he read on 4chan

That's how all of them are, this rage bait shit got old fast.

This is something everyone has agreed on for well over a decade. But because milquetoast youtuber man you have a one-sided vendetta against says it now you don't agree? Picture of mental health, buddy.

>>212979296 (OP)
>>212979314
The movie is mid as fuck. There's nothing memorable about it. Even the positive reviews say it's a 6-7/10 flick.

>>212979296 (OP)
my soimale nerd friends saw it on the weekend and they dont follow any of this crap, and they told me it was a mid 5/10 and pirate-worthy film.

Cope faggot, stop enjoying capeslop and get some actual taste you retarded loser.

>>212979296 (OP)
Hes not wrong, but the problem with these grifters is they arent smart enough to watch anything more advanced than whatever plays at the IMAX screen in their AMC or gets nominated for oscars. Drinker is accutely aware of the fact that he is consuming slop for children, but he cant challenge himself (or his audience) so he has no outlet for analyzing culture decline in an actually thoughtful way. Can an artistic movie that is unique (memorable), well acted, well written, and well shot, still be bad? This is a question people like Drinker are not intellectually prepared to answer, so they do things like this instead.

>>212979456
No movie is good these days, and that has been true for more than a decade

>>212979441
He talked about 28 Years Later a week ago, retard.

>>212979296 (OP)
>Now

>>212979456
>Can an artistic movie that is unique (memorable), well acted, well written, and well shot, still be bad?
sure, but they dont make those anymore, all the 'artistic' films are pretentious slop written by delusional retards in 2025, good films are obscure or made by accident at this point.

Trump getting elected again was actually the worst thing possible for right wing grifters. They all gloated so hard about DEI and all the USAID social justice programs getting cut off without realizing that now they'd no longer be able to use them as easy cudgels for their videos hammering on about woke hollywood.

>>212979681
Without wokeness, their channels wouldn't exist.

>>212979296 (OP)
Superman by James Gunn, everyone. He can't even properly demonstrate heroism. He just slow motions a grown man visibly taking a young girl. Like, come on, dude. How is this something to aspire to? Why would you even make him swoop in in such a sexual degenerate manner? I have a strong dislike for this Superman.

>>212979461
>brown thinks he's human
LMAO!

>>212979461
can you make this image larger

>>212979548
Exactly. And its way harder to explain why that is when you talk about actual movies (ie not made for children), but most SlopTubers are not equipped to do that. All YouTube critics fold when something “well made” gets put in front of them, because their analytical skills are only sharp enough to cut through childrens material.
>>212979650
>all the 'artistic' films are pretentious slop written by delusional retards in 2025
Still more challenging to talk about why this is the case and how each of those artistic films are specifically that way, compared to capeshit being “not memorable”. But that requires challenging yourself as a critic

>>212979296 (OP)
>why X is bad - because it's bad
i'm sure there's a lot to ponder in this video i'll be sure to check it out

i cant even remember he last movie i remembered

>>212979778
>SlopTuber
go back watching the chair faggot

>>212979778
>Still more challenging to talk about why this is the case and how each of those artistic films are specifically that way, compared to capeshit being “not memorable”. But that requires challenging yourself as a critic
Why would anyone go watch a pretentious, serious film that they know will suck purely so they can flex their "media literacy" and review-skills? what kind of subhuman low-expectations logic is this?

>my goal in life is to criticise the creative works of others and i will deliberately spend time watching things i know i wont even enjoy purely to develop this skill
are you mentally well? because i doubt it.

Surely a classic Superman would support taxpayer dollars being sent to warmongering lobbyists. It's all code, all of it. Antisemitism is the lifeblood of american culture despite giving enough money to Israel to turn the congo into Wakanda.

>>212979296 (OP)
I guess rent is due

>>212979461
>still trying to force this into a meme
It's even more embarassing than the chicken jonkey shit.

>>212979296 (OP)
Buy it's true, nobody is talking about the movie itself, just the circumstances around it, because the movie itself has not a single memorable line of dialogue or action scene.

>>212979993
The memorable part is Superman being Superman and the filmakers not being ashamed of the source material.
>>212979993
>nobody is talking about the movie itself, just the circumstances around it, because the movie itself has not a single memorable line of dialogue or action scene.
Literally every single snyder movie has been exactly like that

>>212979296 (OP)
based

>>212979761
Speak for yourself, Shlomo.

>>212979296 (OP)
I liked Mauler's spergy detailed 14 hour break downs, but I can't stand the talentless fucking faggots he shoved under everyone's nose after he got some traction.

I listened to his breakdown of Superman and it wasn't even detailed, just broad strokes. I spotted way more details than him and the band of faggots he spends all day wasting his time lazily livestreaming with, instead of making the videos that actually got him an audience in the first place.

I hate that anyone with any talent, half a clue, or an interesting opinion/style gets adsorbed into the Friday Night Faggots shitball of the same parroted opinions and grifter faggotry.

>>212979296 (OP)
kind of like his own movie?

>>212979296 (OP)
how do you think this shit is made
all of those faggots just scan the social media for certain prevailing takes and the zeitgeist undercurrents then cook up some shit to suck up to those opinions for the built in public
you didn't think they just roll the dice with their newest material from the depths of their hearts, did you?
have you ever seen a stonetoss comic that isn't a regurgitated 4chan meme?

Movies haven’t been good since the 80s. But the new Superman and the avitars have been good.

>>212979314
>>212979296 (OP)
Are you faggots seriously trying to imply modern movies are good?

Stop watching corporate cinema.

>>212979456
>>212979778
A literal fucking idiot.
Where are the movies like Pretty Woman or Big that didn't have major budgets and weren't GCI shitfests but still had major cultural and financial success? Where are they?
Everything is either capeshit or a sequel/reboot of a franchise started in the 80's but with all the charisma and fun sucked out of it.

>>212981733
I know it sounds like terminal boomerism, but I really think the overall discernment and taste of the general movie viewing audience has dropped significantly.

>>212979296 (OP)
>Didn't have anything to complain about
>"wtf this movie is forgettable"

What a loser. He's addicted to negativity.

>>212979456
Please watch his review of neon Demon.

>>212981766
It’s because most people get their opinions from reactionary YouTubers instead of actually watching movies. It’s the death of home video and the raise of original content for streaming. It’s because no one will get off their dang phone and experience anything.

>>212981832
>most people get their opinions from reactionary YouTubers
You're a complete fucking retard, Zack.

>>212981847
No you are. Show me your last 5 theater stubs or never post again.

>>212981832
Nigga, I watch hundreds of movies every year and I am well aware of the type of movies that are being released. It's fucking trash at every level.

>>212979711
>Without wokeness, their channels wouldn't exist
They would find something else to cry about. Believe that

>>212980206
It’s not #1 unless someone is shooting off fireworks

>>212980101
>filmakers not being ashamed of the source material
Problem is that they should be ashamed of the source material. Comic books are cringe. People who read them should be bullied.
Superman is only well received online, because people who read comic books are also the type of people who spend most of their time in the internet. None of my irl friends have seen this movie- the only person I know who went to see it was my dad. He told me it was really stupid.

>>212981766
They don't have any option but to consume what is on offer. As women have gradually been given more and more power in Hollywood, the content has become increasingly banal and safe. The result is movies that aren't interesting or enjoyable for either of the sexes. Every movie is either a desexualised variant of a Hallmark movie or a radical feminist self-insert fantasy.

>>212980206
Hollywood is now making movies for an audience with an average IQ of 76.

>>212981914
>Problem is that they should be ashamed of the source material. Comic books are cringe.
This is a non-starter for you. Nobody wants to argue with someone like that.

>>212981766
How can you say that when overall audience numbers continues to plummet? The discernment of the average person has gone up, hence why they go see less and less films in theaters. It's not that overall discernment and taste of general movie viewing audiences has dropped, it's that only those without discernment and taste are the ones still going to see movies in theaters.

>>212982025
>Can't be ballooning costs of tickets and concessions combined with widespread streaming
>No it must be a scenario where I'm smarter and better than everyone else

Arrogant don't you think?

>>212981967
If you want to make a movie that's based on weird lame nerd shit, the only ones who will like it are weird lame nerds. Just calling a spade a spade here. Don't shoot the messenger.

>>212979296 (OP)
>This literally isn't true.
He's wrong, but to be fair, the new Superman is an utterly forgettable movie.

>>212979296 (OP)
God forbid someone doesn't like your capeslop movie

>>212982087
It's like you are making my point for me, the price has gone up and the value gone down, so discernment and taste kicks for the average movie goer making them think: "Yeah, this shit just isn't worth the price".
If it's not discernment and taste, what the fuck else is the factors that would determine for the audience if the price of a product simply no longer matches the value?

His own "movie" is a perfect example

>>212982090
Your parents are lame nerds? They probably saw at least one Christopher Reeve Superman. Unless you're a zoomer in which case, you're in that phase where you don't like anything.

I promise you that not liking something doesn't make you smarter or more mature.

Another person that doesn’t know the difference between modern and contemporary. And this is you who you little drones let assign you your opinions?

>>212981766
>terminal boomerism
Culture goes up and down al lthe times, even if the notion of being in a cultural valley makes people who were born there beyond mad

>>212979296 (OP)
>critica nigger
I hope this mick kills himself

>>212981881
>They would find something else to cry about. Believe that
You will be allowed to make that argument when and if it happens.
And if it happens... god: it means wokeshit is finally in dodo mode and we are back to normal

>>212981914
>>212982090
Then stay away from nerd shit?
YOU invaded nerd spaces

>>212979296 (OP)
>Now he's just sounding like a whining grifter
>now
half his videos have always been this low hanging shit to bait terminally online autists who can't enjoy anything, it pays the bills.

>>212979456
Yeah but the flip side of this coin is Jay from RLM who comes off as a pretentious shit head.

>>212980101
>Literally every single snyder movie has been exactly like that
They didn't become that until studio interference sent his career into a tailspin he couldn't recover from. Watchmen and MoS will stand the test of time.

>>212981622
Yes.
If Critical Drinker or some other person on the """chud""" blacklist says "the sky is blue", they've got to argue tooth & nail that the sky is instead orange or some shit.

>>212981914
>Comic books are cringe.
Then they should quit adapting them/ruining them?

>>212982090
>the only ones who will like it are weird lame nerds.
How much money did Spider-Man, Avengers, etc. make at the box-office?

>>212981622
Sooner or later you'll have to accept you're talking to desperate industry members here.

>>212979681
>right wing grifters

>>212981733
>Where are the movies like Pretty Woman
You mean remakes? There are plenty of remakes. Which is what Pretty Woman is. A retelling of My Fair Lady from the 1960s, which is a retelling of the Pygmalion from the 1930s.

>>212982247
>And this is you who you little drones let assign you your opinions?
No, people watch Drinker because they like him. Stop projecting your NPC-nature on to everyone else.

>>212982142
Literally NOTHING pisses off the trannies on /tv/ more than a guy with a beard on YouTube saying the latest wokeslop isn't very good. They will cry and scream and project onto everyone else for ENTIRE threads that hit bump-limit.

>>212981881
>Believe that
No

>>212982160
The one he made as a complete amateur for his first foray into making ANY kind of film, on a near non-existent budget?

>>212981881
But these channels didn't exist before wokeness invaded.
Did you not check to make sure your gay narrative-pushing made sense before your le epig Reddit GOTCHA'-argument?

>>212985111
It’s truly remarkable how left wingers claim to be anti corp but will get down on bended knee and deep throat them if they see someone even slightly right of center critique a Disney film.

>>212979296 (OP)
99% of entertainment is forgettable. It always has been, no one remembers the shit films that played against the big classics.. Entertainment is a distraction. The people who endlessly think entertainment should be memorable are fucking COOMSUMERS who want to get obsessed over every little thing and make it their lives. Watch a movie on a rainy Saturday afternoon, enjoy it and move on. A movie doesn't have to define your fucking life. We used to just rent a movie, give it a benefit of the doubt, actively watch it and not sit on our phones. Nowadays you have so much content you can just stop and go to the next thing so you desperately need everything to matter. The problem with people like Critical Drinker is, he isn't that much different from the people he is criticising. Some nerds are fanatical consumers over franchises but then he is desperate to be one of them again, he is just sick of the woke franchises. Inside Critical Drinker is a consumerist nerd who wants to consume again.

>>212985163
Shitting on his film is not defending Disney. Stop shilling.

>>212985200
>not defending Disney
Your ilk have on multiple occasions just to “own the chuds” don’t even try and deny it fag.

>>212985275
Oh fuck off you retarded sensitive faggot. You can hold more than one opinion on things. You can hate corporate slop whilst also not needing grifters to feed your own opinions back to you. Seriously go and read a book or watch an old film, you don't need Critical Drinker telling you Disney bad for the 500th time. He said he was done with Marvel films 6 years ago but also never shuts up about them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P48-nYPVIxE

>>212979296 (OP)
Gunnjeets are so insecure lmao

>>212979296 (OP)
Wait till ya Boi Zack hears about this

>>212984732
No they were always like that
>Watchmen and MoS will stand the test of time.
two more weeks lol

>>212985175
Point is that 1% used to exist.
Inb4 it still exit: it doesn't
>>212985430
>. You can hate corporate slop whilst also not needing grifters to feed your own opinions back to you. Seriously go and read a book or watch an old film, you don't need Critical Drinker telling you Disney bad for the 500th time.
That's what I do and have been doing for 7-8 years

>>212979296 (OP)
He's probably correct. Most blockbusters these days are vacuous and have forgettable acting/effects

>>212979296 (OP)
He should make a movie himself, show rjem how it'd d-OHHHHHHHH...

>>212985731
I think it's more that they violate to many of the probably 100,000 year old rules of story telling by breaking all the recognisable and accepted character archetypes

>>212985731
It's all media, all the times. That's just what current globohomo culture looks like

>>212985830
Or stick to ESG templates that feel unnatural
>>212985834
These are exceedingly mediocre, dumbed down times for mass entertainment

>>212985718
>Point is that 1% used to exist.
>Inb4 it still exit: it doesn't
The 1% still exists the problem is quantity. Far more stuff is being made than ever and it's impossible to find the good, especially with online bubbles. When culture is obsessed with complaining over the shit how can you find something good.

Drinker was never a smart guy. Back before he exploded in popularity we used to make fun of his dumb opinions here.

>>212985731
People have been complaining about blockbusters in the same way ever since their inception online now the ones they watched when they were younger are good and the ones that come out now are bad. It's like watching how kids who watched the prequels love them as adults.

>>212979296 (OP)
The leftists and troons watch the Drinker more than the right-wingers.

>>212985933
It's a diminishing returns process made worse by the current competency crisis. When Jaws, Indiana Jones, PotC or Back to the Future were released there was a sense of genuine wonder about them even among educated classes. Blockbusters have now become infantilized, made with substandard prodiction values and too scared to offend the inferiority complex of some audiences

It's great to be reminded about a new Drinker video. Turns out he was right about Snow White reboot.

>>212985200
>Shitting on his film is not defending Disney.
The rest of this thread and pretty much EVERY thread where you trannies shriek and faux-menstruate over someone as milquetoast and middle-of-the-road as Critical Drinker is, however.

>>212985430
>...N-...N-No, I hate the "Disney-slop", really! I'm a real Four-Channer, just like you! Don't you agree that the problem isn't wokeness, but people like Critical Drinker who dare to complain about the wokeness???

>>212979296 (OP)
Cope, it's the truth. Nobody will care about this movie a few years from now on.

>>212985669
Watch more movies. The retarded shit you think is original is as apish as the remakes and reboots your sloptuber daddy hates.

>>212985820
who the fuck is rjem

>>212979296 (OP)
without watching his slop, they are forgettable. they have set piece cgi trash in them that are developed without a script even complete and then they tell writers to connect the dots between these cgi indian pieces of shit. they make the movies 3 hours now so avg moron forgets what happened at the beginning. just seal clap at next cgi piece and move on. everything put together with focus group approval and hodge podge mishmash shit is the finished product. they contradict themselves throughout movie and scene to scene and nothing emotional or impactful throughout. characters dont react or process. they make quip and move on. they can be told most insane thing or twist and then move on without even discussing or mentioning it to anyone and done.

any critical analysis of these films shows how fucking trash they are. you mention things that hpapen or were wrong with a film and the other person doesnt even know what you are talking about. they are made to be watched on your phone or background noise you look up at once in a while. thats how zoomers consume media. thats how they develop this shit.

>>212979296 (OP)
>This literally isn't true.
it's an opinion. by the way, nobody is fooled by the fact that you moved the video progress scroll bar to halfway to make it look like you were watching the video. you did that to get the cool superman shot because that's a big movie right now and you wanted people to click on your ragebait post.

>>212979296 (OP)
I always thought the problem was characters used to be a lot more memorable or at least had some strange thing about them. Take Jurassic World, name what Scarlett Johannsons character looks like, just ScarJo lol
What crazy dinosaur designs just bleh.

Then the other mercenary played by Ali, oh he's umm got a beret or something?

Then Superman its like he.. is Superman its hard to remember what he movie did its all going to start mashing together in your mind.

It doesn't help that Drinker is like 45 and most movie critics on youtube are 38-47. So they see too many blockbusters as it is.

>>212979296 (OP)
>This literally isn't true
but modern movies do suck. so it literally is true

>>212985033
It has nothing to do with Pygmalion, you half-wit. The whole point of Pygmalion, the reason the play was even called Pygmalion, was because it was about a man trying to mould a woman into what he considered the perfect woman. Pretty Women is just some guy trying to get her to temporarily be his girlfriend then falling in love with her.

>>212987241
Yes, it is rewritten for the modern setting and isn't about Cockney accents of the Victorian London. Pretending that it has nothing to do with the core love story in Pygmalion, where a man first takes the woman strictly for the purposes of a businesslike affair (bet and +1 for business meetings) only to fall in love with her later on, and the woman being reluctant to return those feelings because she was treated like lower class by him are all still there in both of these movies.
Now who is being disingenuous?

>this dumb fucking nigger retard has more subscribers than redlettermedia
that's fucking insane, this shithead grifter should be banned for lowering society's IQ

Why is crashing out over this perfectly mediocre capeslop flick the hill chuds decided to die on?

>>212987513
explain what you think "grifter" means

>>212987543
>"This movie isn't memorable"
>crashing out

You even admit yourself that it's "mediocre", but you're still crying over people saying it's not memorable? Trannies lack basic logic.

>>212981881
Because there's plenty to cry about. Like fags like you.
>>212987543
It's a standard MCU quippy capeshit. It's a dogshit movie.

>Today’s media is largely derivative
>Most popular modern content is nostalgia-driven
What is he wrong about?

>>212987543
>>212988678
reminder that "crashing out" means falling asleep, especially when exhausted. "crashing" refers to your body hitting the bed and "out" refers to being "knocked out". the zoomer misuse of the phrase makes no sense and not a single one of them can explain it.

>>212988839
See: >>212984881

>>212979296 (OP)
Imagine feeling this threatened by criticism.

>>212985920
He's apparently smarter than you and the other retards ITT that think contemporary movie slop is actually """memorable""".

It's pure propaganda. This has nothing to do with film criticism or film analysis.

>>212979296 (OP)
Negativity sells.
Also I bet if you have to watch literally every superhero film for your job, even good ones like Superman 2025 will start to blend in with the rest.
Also maybe the alcohol is finally effecting his memory

>>212987960
Someone who complains when i smash people's toys.

>>212979296 (OP)
>grifter
>all rightwingers are just faking their beliefs, since there can be no genuine disagreement with communism
>surely, everyone can see that marxism produces wonderful results
>the rightwing audience and republicans are faking their beliefs too or somthing
You leftypol reddit faggots are mentally challenged.

>>212990498
They are culture warriors, they aren't really interested in film. Both Drinker and his audience.

>>212989421
>It's pure propaganda.
For what? WHAT is he propagandizing?

>>212990585
Proof? The people pissed off about wokeshit ruining movies tend to be people who used to LOVE movies and had to watch your retards ruin them.

>>212990585
>They are culture warriors,
what does that mean?

>>212979296 (OP)
==CHOOSE THE FORM OF YOUR DESTROYER==

>>212990498
hes not rightwing. hes a leftwing that was failing until he tried a fake alcoholic yahtzee style and it went viral for him. now he pretends to believe these things while putting out the worst fucking movies/short films and his shitty books no one reads.

>>212979296 (OP)
>This literally isn't true.
Yes it is, most movies after 2010 are shit, and zoomerman is double shit. The worst kind of slop that only woke soibois deserve.

>>212991083
is this even english? go outside

>>212989169
Are you autistic?

>>212979441
>>212979456
>make video about indie film, lesser known release or foreign movie
120k views
>make video about newest hollywood blockbuster slop, capeshit or new netflix popular trash
1.1m views

you know why he does it. i know why he does it. we all know why he does it. nobody gives a a shit about anything other than the popular slop.

>>212979441
So? He talks about movies that are mainstream. What's the issue?

>no memorable quotes for 30 years
I'm a punk rocker. Yes I am.

>>212990997
People who love movies don't care about wokeshit. Casuals care about stuff like this.

>>212991210
if that's the alternative to being a mouth-breathing retard like you, then: yes, I am. and proud of it.

>>212979296 (OP)
yeah this is stupid there are now more movies released than ever by all kinds people literally by the amount of movies itself its statistically impossible that modern movies today suck more than past movies, today on average there are more good movies released than in the past simply because of the amount of movies made.

With that being said there is some real forgetable slop that is basically just like this gif..
i cant remember anything from avatar one or two lol

>>212979296 (OP)
Forgettable? I may be in the minority on this, but I won't forget how fucking petty Lex was in this movie. I mean we've reached Reverse Flash level of pettiness. Thevendor gave Superman a free snack once, for Christ's sake.

>>212986109
>know its going to be shitslop
>watch it anway and make review/watch a review of shit you know you´ll hate
>even heavily engage with stuff obviously aimed at children
social media was a mistake. the only way to actually get rid of all of this shit is to ignore it, you massive fucking retards. you are addicted to being mad.

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>>212979296 (OP)
>Everything is woke, new bad old good.

I find it very funny how these faggots are tumblr tier SJWs but for chuds.

The chink flu fried people's brains

>>212992151
>its statistically impossible that modern movies today suck more than past movies, today on average there are more good movies released than in the past simply because of the amount of movies made.

The amount of movies produced has remained close to constant because the amount of showtime has remained constant, retard. Nobody has invented a 48 hour day at the box office. The only thing that's different is an increase in volume of foreign films from rising markets like China, Africa, Latin America, and India. The latter three have no value. China has some.

So your point is mostly false. Wokeslop, capeshit, sequelslop and femslop have actually wiped out the Western film industry to where >30% of the films are bad on release so I argue overall the rise of foreign markets does not balance things out and we are living in an overall worse era of cinema.

>>212984881
I'm not some edgelord or eternally teenaged contrarian, but I literally cannot recall seeing a really good movie the last ten years. Something that stuck with me. They're at best meh. Most of them just simply bad. No wait, Interstellar was good, but probably not even in my top 50. Or top 100 for that matter.

>>212979296 (OP)
Name five fucking characters from Avatar without looking it up you retard.

>>212980160
You're brown. You're less human than a Jew (also not human)

>>212979296 (OP)
The daily troon thread bitching about TCD its not working dude.

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