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Anonymous No.212982217 >>212982351 >>212982379 >>212982660 >>212983434 >>212983503 >>212983557 >>212983572 >>212986796 >>212987334 >>212987934
All the good stories have already been told.
Anonymous No.212982351
>>212982217 (OP)
a coward's excuse
Anonymous No.212982379 >>212982478 >>212982492 >>212982492 >>212983345
>>212982217 (OP)
>Silmarillion has not yet been adapted

and it's a good thing
Anonymous No.212982478 >>212982617 >>212984561
>>212982379
It's a good thing because Hollywood would fuck it up.
Anonymous No.212982492 >>212982617
>>212982379
>>212982379
Just do this.
Anonymous No.212982617 >>212982781 >>212983138 >>212983830 >>212984637
>>212982492
>>212982478

it's unadaptable hopefully

you can only just barely scratch some separate stories like Fall of Gondolin or Turin's shit

But you'll drown in all these characters and lore with constant castings and budget recalculation ...
I mean GoT tried this shit and failed

Try and adapt a Bible instead
Anonymous No.212982660 >>212987958 >>212988285
>>212982217 (OP)
I love pixel art
Anonymous No.212982781 >>212983063
>>212982617
I saved some of those Byzantine style LOTR "icons" a while back too. Pretty cool.
Anonymous No.212983063 >>212983115
>>212982781
Got more?
Anonymous No.212983115
>>212983063
yeah on pinterest
Anonymous No.212983138 >>212983289
>>212982617
It is adaptable.
But as you said
Way to many characters, lore and everything
The only way I can vision it happening as a Mini series with like 30 or more episode
But the cost would be so fucking high nobody will do it. Unless some multi billioner gets bored and finance it,
Anonymous No.212983228 >>212987183
Anonymous No.212983289 >>212983332
>>212983138
Bezos lost billion over one season
Knowing how richfags are stingy and risk-averse- nobody's gonna do it again
It's over for at least a decade or two.
He put the final nail in the coffin of this universe.
Rest in pieces, professor, you won't be bothered again
Anonymous No.212983332
>>212983289
thank god
Anonymous No.212983345 >>212984264
>>212982379
It didn't have wings.
Anonymous No.212983434 >>212983562
>>212982217 (OP)
Doesn't matter. The greatest stories will survive the ages. We still know of mighty Gilgamesh trying to subdue the Enkidu and he only succeded when he gave him a babylonian whore. We still read about how Olysses tricked the people of Ilios with a woodden horse or how Jason and the Argonauts weathered all the dangers of the ancient world and even had mighty Heracles with them.
People of the future will remember our great stories. There will be more.
Anonymous No.212983503
>>212982217 (OP)
That's what a philosopher said like 2400 years ago
Anonymous No.212983557
>>212982217 (OP)
>All the good stories have already been told
All the good stories are being suppressed more like, because they give the npcs sentience and make them desire something more than wageslavery until death.
Anonymous No.212983562 >>212983770
>>212983434
>all this m-moments will be lost in t-time like urine in the shower

no one's gonna remember this broke timeline, i guarantee
all that is filmed now is going straight to the junkyard of history
Anonymous No.212983572
>>212982217 (OP)
thats why you just pervert the old stories and add gays and lesbians
Anonymous No.212983608
err.. you guys?
Anonymous No.212983707 >>212983794
Beren and Luthien. It's a fantasy heist, and plenty of action and romance. Sauron, Morgoth, and the Feanarion all show up as the villains. It's perfect movie material AND NO ONE EVER MENTIONS IT.
Anonymous No.212983770 >>212984242
>>212983562
Urine actually wears away the enamel of the shower and stains it so bad analogy.
Anonymous No.212983794 >>212983842
>>212983707
>AND NO ONE EVER MENTIONS IT.
It's the most famous thing out of Silmarilion you son of a bitch
Anonymous No.212983830 >>212984242
>>212982617
>it's unadaptable hopefully
man, just shut up
>try and adapt a Bible instead
they have u nincompoop
Anonymous No.212983842 >>212983860 >>212984564
>>212983794
and no one ever says "wow we should make a movie about this!" it's always "SiLmArIlLiOn iS UnAdApTaBlE", donkey brain cretins like
Anonymous No.212983860 >>212984564
>>212983842
And they can't mention it, because they didn't read it and don't realize it's a full narrative with action and suspense. Fuckheads, all of them.
Anonymous No.212984242
>>212983830
>>212983770
>bad analogy
shut up, dork
it was supposed to be this way
Anonymous No.212984264
>>212983345
It's AI
Anonymous No.212984561
>>212982478
Please stop posting this. I'm trying to forget it was ever made.
Anonymous No.212984564
>>212983842
>>212983860
> full narrative with action and suspense
clip thinking retard, have you read at least one saga?
let me tell you roughly what their plot sounds like:
>He was a Surin son of Burin who was a son of Furin and the brother of the Rurin and a friend of king Dorklin from the familly of Gorklings in the land of Dunadendlings of the house Biorglings where Bereliard land lies of the Torwald the second the lord of the Lablodlings son of...

Now adapt this assperger shit on the modern screen without making audience fall asleep after the fifth second AND not lose anything of substance or anger fans
Anonymous No.212984637 >>212984801
>>212982617
It should be an anthology of short animations similar to The Animatrix
Anonymous No.212984801 >>212985137
>>212984637
>The Animatrix
make some comics about what happened inbetween the episodes
and a vidya and some lego plastic toys too
then crossbreed this shit with terminator and star wars
make playable characters/skins in mortal combat
make them lgbt pride coloured
Anonymous No.212985137 >>212985460
>>212984801
Better than trying to force it into some shitty two hour movie slop that will never live up to the material. It's the only way to adapt it that could ever be an ounce faithful.
Anonymous No.212985460
>>212985137
sure, Jeff
and once it never sells you'll blame it on incels and drumpf
Anonymous No.212986748
and there's no england anymore
Anonymous No.212986796
>>212982217 (OP)
Wrongm. And LOTR is worthless plagarised shit. Source material shoukd be seen with no connection to that invalid inspid insukt.
Anonymous No.212987183
>>212983228
AI sloppa.
Anonymous No.212987334
>>212982217 (OP)
Yes but there's much to explore in terms of themes. Cinema/tv are very thematically limited rn but these things are cyclical
Anonymous No.212987934
>>212982217 (OP)

No, they haven't.
Anonymous No.212987958 >>212988285
>>212982660

Based, I love pixel art too. It's peak comfy.
Anonymous No.212988285 >>212988325
>>212982660
>>212987958
Me too
Anonymous No.212988325
>>212988285
hope they'll make a game like this