Thread 212982407

What's his best kino?

>>212982407 (OP)
>millennial humor

>>212982407 (OP)
Brown area

His Evening With Kevin Smith shows, at least before he became insufferably gay. He missed his calling as a monologuist/raconteur.

he never made any. his movies are garbage.

>>212982418
He’s gen X

>>212982418
>Kevin Smith
>solidly Gen X
>produces and consumes Gen X slop
Nah, for once the Xoomers get the credit they are due

>>212982449
Anyone who is honest feels that way

Clerks and Mallrats are his best works, but both just offer some modest laughs and that's it

>>212982407 (OP)
His only good movie was Chasing Amy

>>212982407 (OP)
The man is a true wordsmith

>>212982407 (OP)
What’s he doing with his wife’s (borderline nonexistent) “taint”, that brings him such orgasmic pleasure?

Disturbing and nauseating

>>212982489
Mallrats looks very unpolished

>>212982407 (OP)
the fuck is taint-area?

Why would you say that about your 11 year old daughter?

>>212982407 (OP)
this pOwns

>>212982647
dumb esl

>>212982733
the fuck is esl?

Let's check in on Gen X tweeting

>>212982407 (OP)
for me it’s his stupid pictures he posts of himself crying

>>212982424
His wife has brown puasy lips

That heart attack should have ended this degenerate.

how can a taint own a dick?

His best work is what he hasn’t done, cry and ass kiss his way into a capeshit or Star Wars product. Even fuckkng Lizzo got an episode on the mandalorian with jack black.

>>212982647
space between the pussy and asshole. why he fucks that part of his wife's anatomy is another question though

>>212982771
he walked so eric butts could run

>>212982407 (OP)
I still have no idea what the fuck he's talking about. Its like a 12 year bragging about sex to look cool.

>>212982407 (OP)
ewwwwwww. why the fuck is he posting his erotica on twitter?

>>212982441
This. His Prince story and the Superman movie one are fucking excelent.

>>212982795
he meant 'pwn' not 'own'. it's gamer slang, you have to be a gamer to understand.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

>>212982894
I heard a clip from his podcast once. He said hes really into eating ass, so I imagine that’s what he means.

>>212982771
Its the weed, it heightens estrogen levels. If he drinks beer thats just adding to it, basically reacting to everything like a woman.

>>212982843
>product
RLM fan spotted

Yeah, my Kevin Smith phase went on longer than it should have. >>212982795

>>212982441
i retroactively cringe knowing i paid to see one of those but he is great at telling a story
>woman calls chasing amy "stupid but harmless"
>smith responds with "shit! where the fuck were you when we were thinking up a tagline?"

>>212982959
So what?

Tusk is a lot of fun

>>212983034
it’s cringe. you could’ve just said trash or goyslop but you had to go and say “product” like a fedora-tipper who heckin updooted le shit out of the video when le funne voice man said phantom menace was bad because he doesn’t know the main character is.

>>212983049
I haven't seen his newer stuff, and ive hear good things about it. Its just
>Justin Long

>>212982950
If it heightens estrogen that means it would heighten testosterone too...

>>212982472
>>212982485
Successfully baited