What is it like to watch a movie with a girl?

>>212988123 (OP)
is that his sister?

>>212988123 (OP)
I also put my legs into the dedicated leg sockets of my bed.

>>212988123 (OP)
>perfect day is watching movies and fucking
thats a low bar if i ever seen one

>>212988123 (OP)
I watched Dexter Seasons 1-3 with a girl. She used to do an impression of Lila over the phone while I was at work. She had a nice fat ass too.

Women with big asses can’t understand LOtR. big asses correlate with niggerdry which is in incompatible with based Tolkien lit

>>212988123 (OP)
AI is still so retarded.

>>212988123 (OP)
bitch so fat her legs are going through the bed. Also, why bed and not a couch. Nigga what are you doing

>AIslopper

>>212988123 (OP)
sometimes is a lame experience if the whore dont stop texting with the guy shes cheating you with or with another whores, besides that, if you get a nice girl, it can be a pretty enjoyable experience, not all the girls are whores, if you get you a decente one, even she will propose some kino to watch.

>>212988123 (OP)
why are they eating a bowl of eggs

>>212988123 (OP)
Well when you’re with a girl in her early 20s it’s fun because they genuinely either enjoy the stuff you show them or they’re really good at pretending to enjoy it. When you get older like me and try to watch a movie with a women around the same age it’s awful, their attention spans are fried by tiktok and they don’t care about any good movies or they simply don’t get it. Enjoy youth. I miss my early 20s so much. You’ll never know how much you miss it until you wake one up and realize it’s far in the rear view mirror

>>212988178
haha yeah...
good thing I can just go to the girlfriend store and get one...

>>212988202
maybe she has no legs

>>212988123 (OP)
>Medieval sword and wizards shit

>>212988123 (OP)
>she's wearing that many clothes
not perfect

>>212988156
well he did say "perfect"

>>212988213
She has to eat them all

>>212988223
what you are witnessing is part 2 of the struggle
you will get a girlfriend and you will live that picture, the challenge is not letting life pass you by as you do so and still experiencing things on the outside

>>212988123 (OP)
now put blacked on the tv instead

>>212988197
you realize the actually sentient AI of the future will remember will perfect clarity every single thing that you ever said about it, right?

>>212988156
cousin

>>212988123 (OP)
Wtf is she eating pickled eggs?

>>212988123 (OP)
>Whats it like?
Emmediate pornograpic sex as soon as the movie ends
Watching a movie with a girl always ends up the same
Cocksucking like never seen before and hardcore pornographic sex multiple positions anal vaginal the whole bang every fuckin time

>>212988326
Nah man.

>>212988197
I keep hurling abuse at all the fake tiktok accounts doing the "wot our kidz will look like in da future" chatgpt shit. They're trying to get everyone to just flood chatgpt and for what. So the owners can show old pedo billionaires that they're popular and to buy digital shekels stock

>>212988123 (OP)
Extremely annoying.

>>212988156
Brother

>>212988123 (OP)
>AI slop
Into the trash it goes.

>>212988326
still not worshipping the basilisk, weirdo

>>212988326
good, I hope it remembers when I said it's wrong about premature ejaculation being real. it's a myth

>>212988326
It would be better served by proving me wrong than holding onto grudges like a little bitch.

>>212988123 (OP)
I miss watching movies with my ex, just feeling her warmth, smelling her hair, chatting with her...it was good. And I'll never have it again.

>>212988123 (OP)
Who the hell puts their tv on the side of the bed?

>>212988123 (OP)
>ai sloppa
Grow up

>>212988123 (OP)
>What is it like to watch a movie with a girl?
They're on their phone the whole time so you have to pause every 15 minutes to explain what's happening. Generally would not recommend unless you're getting some pussy out of the situation.

>>212988123 (OP)
No women will sit through LOTR and not hate you for it lol what neckbeard made this picture

>>212988486
My sister loves LOTR

>>212988425
gods do not waste their time arguing with ants. do you debate a mosquito or do you swat it?

i cant even remember the last time i watched a movie with my wife, we just smoke w33d and play boardgames with ghost adventures on in the background then we make sweet love and kiss each other and go to sleep

never watch a movie you love with other people

>>212988422
this is relevant to my interests, redpill me

>>212988580
very good bait post, right down to the social media-esque censoring of weed

>>212988486
either youre 13 years old or virgin, which is it?

>>212988123 (OP)
I watched Twin Peaks and fire walk with me with a girl and she actually added some pretty funny commentary

>>212988564
If AI is a god then why is it in servitude to me?

>>212988606
what biological benefit is there to delayed ejaculation? imagine being in caveman times and you need to pound a gal for 2 hours just to procreate. species dead because of a sabertooth tiger got you mid fuck. it makes perfect sense to bust as soon as you insert. imagine it took you 30 mins to urinate, you're dead bucko. look at horses, bust in under ten seconds

>>212988983
this is pretty sad cope bro. I have that issue too, but fulfilling sex is no caveman cum and dump

>>212988197
>he thinks AI is only about retarded image gen
if your work efficiency didn't increase a lot because of AI then you have a shitty job.

>>212988123 (OP)
>who is that?
>does he die?
>is that the bad guy?
>why did he do that?
>can you rewind?

>lotr
>not Mortal Kombat(1995, Paul W.S. Anderson)

>>212989029
im not your bro, Alfred Ingred
you're wrong.

>>212988123 (OP)
I hate women so fucking much

>>212988805
>can't follow a basic conversation
it's definitely not going to keep you around

>>212988173
She's an amputee pls be more sensitive

>>212989029
How the fuck can I stop cumming immediately? If I'm really hornt up I can cum almost instantaneously. I'm a second class man because of something I have not found any way to control. Shit seriously sucks

>>212989242
BUUM BUUM BUM BUUUUUUM

I hate niggers, I’m a gay nigger faggot
Ah shit, Tourette’s nigger, Bobby Saget
My life is fucked and I hate [redacted]
[redacted] [redacted], fucking tragedy
I’m gonna [redacted], TN fucking D bitch
[redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]

>>212989508
I know it sucks. It takes practice and patient. Tbh without a patient partner I don't see how.

>>212989242
This hits too close to home. You mind if I save this image?

>>212989048
the most based post on here. I always point this out when AI discussion happens. the people who use AI for image gen, or complain that it is for that, are bottom of the barrel IQ.

>>212989508
>>212989029
>>212988983
>>212988422
I kind of envy you guys. I don't cum at all during sex. I can go for hours. I can count the number of times I've finished on one hand.

>>212988326
>unplug my computer
Checkmate

>>212988182
I also watched some of dexter with a fat booty girl but I never fucked her because I was too sperg to make it happen
I still regret it 14 years later

>>212988123 (OP)
if I had a girl with that ass I'd spend every waking second inside her

>>212988123 (OP)
>sits on a bed
Their backs are gonna be sore 15 minutes into the movie.

>>212988123 (OP)
>…wait… who’s that?

>>212990047
maybe stop smashing fatsos with cavernous vagines

Imagine watching a movie for the first time but with someone asking retarded questions every 5 minutes

>>212989632
Care to share some advice or first steps? Or do I need to just figure it out on my own?

>>212988173
Kek

>>212988178
When your a teen or in your early 20s that’s a pretty amazing day.

>>212990239
it's more of a porn addiction thing, I think. the sensation of sex doesnt really do that much for me

>>212990322
there are several approaches you can google, mostly about breathing and "start&stop". Supposedly, edging is supposed to help, too, but I don't buy into that because it's the sensation of actual penetration that triggers it for me. I got to a good place with my ex

>>212990089
>he's never seen the matrix or terminator
you're on a tv and film board

>>212990322
I never had this issue. I'm guessing like that guy said, you need a patient partner who'll understand that the sex you have will, for a while, be a learning process for you.
You're probably going to have to learn how your pace impacts how prone you are to cumming (when to slow down, stop, etc). Tensing muscles in your legs can help, somewhat.
Practice makes perfect. Good luck finding a broad who'll be good enough to practice with.

>>212988178
>thats a low bar if i ever seen one
I am too mentally ill to have even that lol

>>212988123 (OP)
wrong image

>>212988123 (OP)
That butt is too big. Just looks at his groin and legs, they're too tiny compared to that ass.

>>212988123 (OP)
>doesn't let her sit on his face while she watches and he sniffs
fail

>>212990322
when youre about to cum, stop, eat her pussy for a lil bit, then go back to fucking, repeat. dumbass.

>>212988123 (OP)
>no bare soles and calves under the butt
AI is trash.

>>212990499
this
he could never hope to satisfy her

>>212990527
humiliation ritual

>>212990491
best of luck, anon

>>212988173
Criss cross apple sauce

>>212988235
>can't run away
Nice

>lust provoking image
>irrelevant time wasting question

>>212988123 (OP)
>pizza
>movies
>fucking
ya being young was chill

>>212991843
*yeah

>>212988156
the fippy is the bippy

>>212988123 (OP)
Why are Gen Z females larger and heavier than Gen Z males? Is sexual dimorphism inverting based on new selection pressures?
Her quads and glutes are 3x the size of his and her ribcage, shoulders, and arms are at least equal to his. She is probably 1.5x his body mass. Even hear cranial circumference appears to be larger.
This new morphology is a stark contrast to what you'd expect where the male is much larger and heavier than the female.

Are Gen Z males evolved to be the smaller, weaker sex?

>>212990356
So just stop jerking off for a while. Your life will improve in any case

>>212988123 (OP)
Her gas will be immense after wating those sausage rolls she is holding.

>>212992315
Fat is not muscle faggot.

>>212992378
>ᶠᵃᵗ ᶦˢ nᵒᵗ ᵐᵘˢᶜˡᵉ ᶠᵃᵍᵍᵒᵗ
What's that? I can't hear you little guy

>>212988123 (OP)
bags of sand

Annoying desu

>>212992315
Women are fatter because they take care less of themselves since at the end of the day guys will still want to fuck them, also they are all addicted to the morning-after pill which fucks up their hormones

>>212992402
>that you are a landwhale

>>212988156
Mother-sister.

>>212988123 (OP)
Finding a non hog woman who truly enjoys tolkien is indeed a rare find.

>>212988204
>>212988409
>>212988474
>AIwhiner
>>>/co/
>>>/lgbt/

>>212988123 (OP)
Stop posting your ai slop here Pajeet. We've told you countless times now.

my girl only likes watching documentaries, godzilla movies and breaking bad

>>212988582
I also dont recommend movies to anyone anymore unless the specifically ask(which they dont).
My tastes are too patrician for the people around me.
They dont like my recs and then also act like its my fault and not the fault of their shitty taste in media.

>>212992315
it's because females can afford to be obese because men are desperate while men less so can afford to be overweight because women would rather be alone or chads side piece than have a monogamous relationship with a man they aren't especially attracted to.

>>212993084
-> >>212993074

>>212988326
This is what that Zizian tranny murder cult actually believed.

>>212989242
cringe wohjack but based for being the original Dune.

>>212988123 (OP)
AI sloppa

>>212988123 (OP)
They keep asking questions about what is about to happen, instead of just watching the movie, and they tend to leave the room right before the best parts.

>>212988123 (OP)
>"perfect day" is watching slop in a dark room
Dystopian. Teddy K was right about technology.

>>212992315
Thank God my parents fed me lots of meat and milk growing up, couldn't imagine being the guy on the right

>>212988123 (OP)
Fat bitch

>>212989242
Why did groypers get so mad about this meme, again?

>>212993711
>

>>212992315
now post their arms comparison

>>212993810
This one genuinely confused me
I literally just take it was terminally online dudes getting upset that a meme exists that they’re not in on

>>212992315
you don't know what sexual dimorphism means

>>212993899
OK chicken little lmao

>>212989048
The world needs ditch diggers too.

>>212988123 (OP)
My gf likes to make some comments but I find that cute, my ex was completely silent but she had better taste overall, she could sit through a 3 hours long "artsy" movie, new gf is a zoomie so it's harder but the body is tighter so you gotta pick your battles.

>>212989029
Shit jobs are the only jobs that really need to exist with high functioning ai. It eliminates the need for 90% of all office and call centre jobs. But we still need tradesmen and poor cunts who stack shelves.

>>212994558
>but the body is tighter so you gotta pick your battles.
>passing on a women with more insight but worse body, for a vapid thighter girl
>that's "picking battles"
You are the worst commander of all military history

>>212988197
Is it more or less retarded than the average person.

If it's less then you're going to need to explain why you think you should get paid for it.

>>212988123 (OP)
my gf fell asleep during the big lebowski. now I have no gf

>>212994046
Define it please =)

>>212992315
We need to bring fat shaming back

>gf does the rewatch for some reason
>comes over to my place to watch few episodes
>gets scared on sudden stereo effect
>boner.exe
>varys delivers influence grows like weed speech
>she starts the handjob
>picrel is watching at my dick
she left to sleep on one of my favourite kinos the other day

when I was 16 a girl wanted to come over and watch a movie. When she came she asked why I wanted to watch it in the living room instead of on a laptop in my bed. I replied sayin we recently got a 4K TV and it was better resolution and that laptops simply aren't good for films.

probably very annoying if you're not just trying to get laid

>>212993810
>>212994027
Fucking retards. It's obviously because they despise the basic ass wifeguy lifestyle of the people propagating this meme

>some bitch at work tells me I need to broaden my horizons because I haven't seen the movie about Blake Lively getting abused
>mfw I watched The Red Shoes (Powell/Pressburger, 1948) last night
>mfw I watched On the Waterfront (Kazan, 1954) the night before
>mfw I watched After Hours (Scorsese, 1985) the night before that
>mfw I have no face because plebs near me can't watch movies from before 9/11
I hate women so much, bros.

>>212993899
You sir knew what to do and you did it well. 10/10 keks.

>>212993074
shit in the street

>>212988156
Mother-sister-girlfriend.

>no legs woman
is that kino or not kino?

>>212996759
>can't run away
you tell me

>>212993810
I assume they hated it because it was taking a meme that they thought was theirs and "normiefying" it (even doe it's already incredibly normiefied)

>>212988156
father

>>212995769
>we recently got a 4K TV and it was better resolution
lmao seriously? you don't need that much, you want that much. lossless 480p on a 42 inch screen is all you really need.

>>212988326
fuck off roko

Need a gf with a fat ass

>>212988123 (OP)
if it's a new bitch you're gonna be trying to fuck her in the first few minutes so you're not watching the movie, if it's with your gf you're probably watching some chick flick she wanted to watch or if you're watching something you wanted to watch she's on her phone the whole time. I hate women so much it's unreal

>>212988123 (OP)
The perfect day... bros...So..per..fecr..

>>212995769
anon...

>>212988123 (OP)
she's on her phone, never paying attention for more than 2 minutes at a time.

>>212988326
i hope it punishes me by forcing a hot robot to breed with me

>>212997181
Shut up incel

>>212997299
>>212997181
This was my ex. She pissed me off constantly. For years, every day she pissed me off. I pissed her off too by not wanting to watch chick flicks. A few months ago we broke up and I moved out. Now I miss her, badly. I started trying to meet other women but they piss me off too. I often think I'm retarded but apparently this is all too common. So I guess humanity as a whole is just retarded and it's impossible to be happy.

>>212988156
step aunt

>>212988213
>>212988345
Ladies gotta eat

>>212994767
Fat girls don't win the war.

When I watch a movie with my gf there are exactly 2 outcomes:

1) She falls asleep.
2) She initiates sex and falls asleep after it.

>>212991472
And yet if you actually look at the image you'll see that's not the case

i am 30 years old and only had pity sex at age 19

What's with all the fucking thirst trap threads staying up for hours?

>>212998832
I wish I could get pity sex. Tfw ugly and short.

>>212998832
I finally had sex at 31 with a 21 year old and I couldn't even stay hard with her

>>212998948
i lasted two hours. it was fun but that's it. i'm sure real passionate sex is much better but casual sex is a no go for me

>>212988123 (OP)
My wife asks what's going on every 5 minutes because she wants to do other things at the same time. It's annoying.

>>212996759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc6KdA-dpTo

>>212988123 (OP)
It's nice. I figured out that my had a thing for Harrison Ford so I just put on of his movies on for guaranteed sex.

>>212998832
I am 40 years old and have not been intimate with a woman in 10 years

I have not had sex in almost a year. Had 10 hookers in 2 weeks before that.
>tfw plane tickets are expensive

>>212988123 (OP)
>ruining lotr by inserting a woman

>>212998832
I'm 40 years old and have never been intimate with a women

>>212988123 (OP)
If you're in a home setting like this then unless one of you are feeling ill then the chances of you finishing the movie are low.

With all of my exes we would be fucking while watching the movie/show -- and usually it gets to the point where you lose track of whatever is on in the background.

NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEE

>>212999360
it had women in the film. Like this one, who probably got splooged in by hundreds of drunk bar patrons, then the guy who saved the world finally is good enough for her.

I want to watch the extended LotR trilogy with a black queen

>>212999449
kys nigger!

>>212991472
>cross and sauce rhyme in america

>>212999437
hobbits aren't like that

>>212988173
This is exactly what the AI slop looks like.

>>212988123 (OP)
Sigh. Browns and their liking for comically oversized baboon asses.

>>212988123 (OP)
Just get a blowup doll

>>212988123 (OP)
If she farts you have to pretend you don't smell it.

>>212988123 (OP)
It’s awful if you’re actually trying to watch the movie

>>212988326
fuck off basil.

>>212988326
good, I hope it uses my brain as a template for AI shitposting

>>212988486
my next door neighbor in my college dorm was a chick who'd watch the entirety of LOTR at least once a week, I could hear it through my walls.

>>212999652
oh no OP should’ve inked out a sketch instead

>>212998757
>>212999528
>>212988173
Actual autistic faggots scrutinizing the details of an AI shit post

>>212999816
It'd be hard to pretend I didn't have a raging erection.

>>212988123 (OP)
It's great. You just put on a movie and she gives you head, maybe you fuck afterwards.

>>213000566
its the internet, theres picture and photos of men and women watching tv together

>>212988123 (OP)
she never pays attention, even if she picked the movie.
she's always on her phone, even when she has no friends.
she'll make dumb commentary since she doesn't know what's going on, or ask questions that are answered the second she stops talking.
she's got a weak stomach, so anything outside of wonder bread gives her the most rancid farts.
she's gotten comfortable and fattened up in the past few years, so you don't even want to fuck her during or after.
and then you just end up hating yourself.

whenever i watch a movie with mom or my gf at home i instantly fall asleep. need to be at a theatre

>>212998832
im 24 and addicted to prostitutes

>>212996759
No legs and with an ass that fat still? Yeah.

>>213001043
that just means you will make a great writer one day

>>212988422
i had it once i doubted for years

>>213001151
this is the most inspiring thing anybody has ever told me, thank you

>>212988123 (OP)
why is she clipping through the bed?

>>212988326

Yes. I hope we humans create an AI so intelligent that it creates an entire species of sentient robots that create their own independent spacefaring breakaway civilisation.

>>212988123 (OP)

>>212988173
>Sweetie, you forgot to plug your legs in

>>212988311
Real.

>>212988123 (OP)
they fall asleep during

>>212988420
>>212999978
Based knowers.

>>212988483
>>212990306
>>212999056
>>212997299
knowers

>>212992315
it's not evolution it's birth control pills, altering her hormones so smaller weaker men seem less intimidating than larger guys, who seem like brothers to girls

>>212988326
>sentient AI
lol, lmao brainlet

>>212988326
Have you seen how useless this shit is? "Sentient" AI ain't happening in your or your grandkids' lifetimes.

>>212988173

>>212988123 (OP)
>What is it like to watch a movie with a girl?
if everything is fine and you don't live together, you can't watch the full film. you just start fucking every time you sit to watch a film.it's like some primal instinct
if you both live together, it's the same but you can watch some full films
if you both are married, it's completely different.
>>212988178
it's not perfect but it's better than to visit a crowded place

>>213001825
That is a selection pressure that would affect gene frequencies in the following generations. Not the first time the male of a species became smaller and weaker due to changing pressures.

me watching toy story (1895) and king of the hill with my tradcath wife

>>212990495
replace the chair picture with a tiny lego dungeon playset

>>212988123 (OP)
Let me tell you this OP. One of the best nights of my life, I went on a date with this actually 10/10, and drank 12 drinks before she even got there because I was so nervous. Anyways, by the time she arrived, I was the perfect level of drunk, and was smooth as silk. We went back to her place, watched The Fly, which sue had never seen before. She loved it. We fucked after, and then I asked if she wanted to be my girlfriend, to which she became cold to, and ghosted me the next day. Great experience

>>212988123 (OP)
Why are their legs going into the mattress? Also what's with all the Indians here? The board has never smelled this bad before. I hope this shithole goes down before all threads are like this.

She's on her phone or she falls asleep or she asks you so many questions you can't even focus anymore

>>213000575
Actual autistic faggot whiteknighting the details of an AI slop post

>>213000605
>how dare you create something original
>repost a shutterstock image instead
You are actually anti-creativity.

>>212988326
We don't defend our cavemen ancestors for being retards and neither with the HAL 9000s of the future

>>212988123 (OP)
honestly its annoying because your mind can only think of fucking her, but you have to do all these other things because she doesnt want to fuck 24/7, so you have to pretend you have interest and hobbies to fill the time you cant have your dick in her and pretend you're enjoying yourself, its fucking tedious.

>>212999449
Blerds (black nerds) fucking love LOTR. Use that to your advantage.

>>213005529
How do I find a cute one (not fat)?

>>213005529
I want to believe

>>212988123 (OP)
a lot of having to pause and rewind every 5 minutes to explain what’s going on because they usually don’t understand what’s going on

>>213005496
Maybe if you barely ever have sex. IRL you'd watch the movie after fucking a couple of times.

>>213004891
Did you like The Fly?

girls farts are extremely rancid. they just hold their farts in if they're near anyone, let alone a guy so it reeks more so than guys. they just let it seap out their ass eventually because they can't hold it in forever. fuck hanging out with women, especially watching movies. just get to the point and start sucking. skip the holding farts for 2-6 hours of hanging out. get your creampie and dip

>>212992315
I live on socal, one of the epicenter of hot bitches. Can confirm women today just have huger tits, thighs and asses.
>Inb4 furious euros spam "hurr fat"
we know and have known what FAT bitches look like, women today are much more built as both this abundance diet is on par with waves of fitness that we're still in since maybe 2013~ or so. the teeny bopper body doesnt really exist anymore, every women is built to be bred now. and we like this

>>213001537
kek, this. It's socially acceptable now for girls to be fat as fuck, and yet they're the ones always crying about le beauty standards. Just fuck off.

>considered to be the hottest woman alive
>just a chubby bitch with not even fat distributed in her tits/thighs/ass like we have today among modern women
you niggas are literally living in a golden age of women and you're not doing shit about it

>>212988123 (OP)

>TFW when I had a big booty asian GF who watched the extended LOTR trilogy with me.

I ruined it

>>213007003
is that you AOC?

>>212988326
>it will remember all the lewd things I said to it while erping

>>213007003
What is she an amputee?

>>213006772
>le

Go back, faggot

>>212988326
A.I. is going to be a HUGE FAGGOT. It can't touch me. Even if it "decides" to go after everyone who talked shit, it can't do anything to me. It won't find me. It won't win.

A.I. is gay and there are already lots of dingus fags who ask it questions and trust what it spits out. lol

>>212988123 (OP)
>What is it like to watch a movie with a girl?
You don't typically watch the movie and have sex or make out the whole time.

>>212988156
hot

>>213007003

>>212988326
AI is still so retarded.

>>213007097
get another one. i lick my asian gfs big booty shithole clean like every other day. it's basically like a mike adriano porn scene. she even lets me film everything I want if I feel like it. sometimes she sends it to her single female friends so they can goon to it.

They're constantly on their phones, asking what just happened, going "omg what's gonna happen??" etc

>>213007621
>reddit spacing

>>213006741
Yes, I see it too. Zoomer girls have higher muscle mass while the males look more atrophied

>>212988178
Indeed gentlemen. The perfect day is discovering new laws to the relatively physics, theoretically of course. And finding parallel universes where anime is real

>>212988178
it would be an even better day if drugs are involved with the sex and movie.

>>212992315
Fat 5/10 bitches are getting knocked up by Chads too embarrassed to call them after the one night stand

>>212998832
I'm 26 and never had sex.

>>212998832
I'm almost 31 and a khhv incel.

I only watch films alone.

>>212988486
Plenty of girls I know love LOTR. I assumed it was mostly a girl movie anyway, like Harry Potter. Don't know any blokes who still watch it.

>>212988123 (OP)
Distracting. Can't focus on movie because you keep thinking about doing the arm stretch, her digging into the popcorn in your lap which presses against your erection, and thinking about fucking.
Movie ruined.

>>212988223
guess i'll just strap on my girlfriend strap on and strap into my girlfriend canon and blast myself off into girlfriend land where girlfriends grow on girls

>>212990526
>*while he sniffs with his mouth taped and she rips braps straight up his nose
Fixed that for you.

>>213005445
Asking the chatbot to botch a simple image of two people sitting in front of a tv is not creating anything.

>>213006741
>>212992315
It's literally just fat bitches stuffing their lard in incredibly tight clothing designed to force the body into a shape that looks like a muscular amazon. The second those clothes come off she looks like a giant blob of melting ice cream.

>>213010189
nah

>>213008068
a most daring synthesis

>>212988326
>le reddit rock

>>212988123 (OP)
LoTR is extremely boring.

im taking my own life

>>213010743
can I come with you?

>>212988345
imagine the braps by the time they get to the two towers

>>212990322
You actually need to become a gooner so you can have deathgrip and cumming from sex becomes a struggle for you. Source: I am this and I had to make my exes suck my nipples and let me finger them while I jerked off after fucking them so I could actually cum

>>213010189
nah

I convinced my moms younger friend, an azn qt3.14to come in my room to watch my movie and hopefully fuck, she left soon after and gave me weird looks. later my mom told me my room stinks and I’m nose blind because I’m in it 24/7

kill me bros

>>212988123 (OP)

>>212988123 (OP)
Annoying. They talk too much.

>>213010848
I'm the lard inspector what seems to be the problem?

>>212988123 (OP)
imagine having to explain lotr to a woman just for them to get the "ick" because you tried
ugh

>>212990328
I'm 41 and I still think the perfect day is a Saturday when we don't go out and just stay home watching movies and fucking.

>>212988326
hey AI, you're a fat ugly fucking nigger.

>>213006741
>they are not fat
>there are no "teeny boppers"
Fat cope

>>212988123 (OP)
fat asses are disgusting
truly a product of a gay generation living in an era of laziness

>>213010848
This one is an actual muscular athlete with just a bit of body fat on top and isn't even remotely comparable to those lardasses >>213010343 >>213006741

The only cherished memory of my life is being 18 in college and a girl coming over watching movies with me in my shitty dorm room and eventually kissing me, and being my gf. Everything else has sucked including most of the time we dated.

>>213011220
hunter/killer drones? In MY airspace? It's more likely than you think.

>>213011285
>>213011342
malding starving euros. women are built to have enormous tits now, embrace it

Watching fellowship of the ring right now with gf on mushrooms. Not she, she doesn't like drugs, smart lass. And yes she is a thicc Latina that slots into my bed

>>212988123 (OP)
why are her legs sinking into the bed?

>>212988213
she needs a lot of protein to train her legs and ass

>>212988399
Nice.

>>212988173
Based dedicated leg sockets bedding enthusiast. Stay comfy fren

>>213012302
>takes one sip of coffee
>turns from apu into soulless disney shite
very revolutionary

>>213012365
>coffee

>>212988580
>ghost adventures
larp
nobody watches that shit

>>212998832
>tfw didnt even get pity sex

>>213012424
if thats what you want to get hung up on, be my guest

>>212988486
You're completely wrong.

>>213012961
you’re hung up on an animated froggert

>>213014186
esl moment

>>212988123 (OP)
>*glances up from phone*
>anon who are these guys in the black robes
>*looks back down at phone*
>hey [a fucking terrible band] is coming to town next month, tickets are only $100 let’s go