Thread 212988333

If you were Sam Hyde how would you handle Harland Williams?

>>212988333 (OP)
all he had to do is build a proper gorilla nest

I didn't watch the podcast and I'm not going to. Can someone explain the gorilla meme to me?

>>212988333 (OP)
Well 1st of all I wouldn't go on a show hosted by a vet comedian who could easily sniff me out and outwit me, thinking I would be equals with them, only to find out I massively overestimated my ability.

>>212988333 (OP)
i wouldn't say anything i would have built the nest. and thats what nobody did

>>212988333 (OP)
honestly no cap fr just build the damn nest with harland and play along with him it would have worked out better for sammo

>>212988403
You look like you've been raped

>>212988403
Gorillas build nests which thet sleep in at night

>>212988333 (OP)
this pic is so fucking funny

>>212988333 (OP)
kill him on the spot, them kms to not got to jail

>>212988333 (OP)
I wouldn't have said anything to Harland Williams. I would have listened, and that's what no one else did.

>>212988603
>That sounds disgusting

like why?

>>212988673
because I hate nature

>>212988635

Why are you so clazy?

>>212988694
>5 seconds later
You sure you are not a nature guy, Sam?

Sam, explain to the folks at home what cunnilingus is

I love you too yes
>5 seconds later
ARGHHH I'LL EAT YOUR FACE

>Oh no we are bringing the gorilla twigs
>i got ya

Yo, listen up, you absolute numbnuts! If I was Harland Williams dealing with that dumbass Sam Hyde pulling his clown-ass stunts on the Harland Highway podcast, I’d have gone full savage mode on that prick! This wannabe edgelord thinks he’s hot shit, trashing sets and acting like a total fuckwit? Nah, bro, I’d have yeeted his sorry ass out the door faster than you can say “unfunny hack”!

First off, I’d grab that moron by his greasy neckbeard and drag him to the curb like the trash he is. You wanna break shit on my podcast? Bitch, I’d break you! I’d have roasted his ass so hard he’d be crying for his mommy, spewing lame excuses while I’m dunking on his pathetic “comedy” career. Sam Hyde’s out here acting like a dollar-store Joker, but I’d make him feel like the punchline to a fart joke.

And don’t get me started on his bullshit “pranks.” What a fuckin’ loser, thinking he’s some chaotic genius when he’s just a loudmouth dipshit with zero talent. I’d have security toss his ass into the nearest dumpster, where he belongs, and then I’d keep the podcast rolling like the boss I am. Harland’s too nice, man, letting this clown even breathe the same air. Me? I’d have made Sam Hyde regret ever stepping foot near the Harland Highway.

Fuck Sam Hyde and his tryhard antics. I’d have clowned him so bad he’d delete his X account and hide under a rock. Harland’s a legend, and I’d defend that comedy king with every ounce of my rage. Eat shit, Sam, you absolute waste of oxygen! #HarlandHighway #SamHydeCanSuckIt

>>212988897
i bet sam hates dogs too

>final words, Sam
>one love
>Heil H~

>>212988403
i watched it and don't understand the gorilla thing but sam was very offended about building a nest out of twigs.

seriously thought why is sam so sweaty?

>>212988897
Of all the retarded shit Sam has said and done over the years, for some reason that one disgusted me the most. I knew he was a soulless degenerate but hating nature somehow puts him in an even more perverse category of human.

>>212988730
because i would really love to see you make a gorilla nest

>>212988700
im not crazy, the world is.

>>212989140
>a. he is not a nature guy
>b. he was raped

>>212989196
imagine hating the very thing that sustains you, it really outed him as some kind of parasitic entity bent on destruction rather than beauty like he claims he is

>>212988333 (OP)
I’d finger my asshole and eat my own shit like a real gorilla (hard A)

>>212989209
tell me about your childhood, Sam

>>212988333 (OP)
If I was Sam Hyde I'd be incapable of improvising anything funny, so I'd probably just go for the "being a good sport" angle and fake laugh at Harland's antics and hope that I'd come out of the interview with a net zero change in my fan base.

>>212989196
>>212989229
>taking everything at face value and believing anything sam hyde says
do you think harland still has a tapeworm too?

>>212989103
he kinda does
https://youtu.be/DQUMquLYkow

Sam, explain to the folks at home what gorilla nests are?

>>212989398
NOW GO HOME AND BUILD YOUR FUCKIN' GORILLA NEST

>>212989390
is there anything this goofball trosky adolfovich actually likes?

did sam hyde put on the sonichu medallion or something?
Why is this happening?

>>212989359
>ITS A BIT
when everything's a bit, nothing is

>>212989341
Lel

>>212989429
WHEN ARE WE GETTING SERIOUS HARLAND?

>>212989429
MOTHERFUCKIN' MUT!!

can someone explain this definition of nature to me? why are humans considered not part of nature? is this subtle programming by our overlords that humans are results of genetic engineering by the Anunnaki or perhaps Yakub? but even so, what makes genetic engineering itself outside of nature? is a beaver building a dam also outside of nature? where do you draw the line?

>>212989492
You want to get serious sammy? Alright tell the folks at home who may not know, who Marky is and how old she was when you anally sodomized her?

TIGHT AND RIPE

>>212989140
The build up to that was basically Harland pelting Sam with non-sequiturs he couldn't keep up with and making random offhand comments that to Sam's paranoid brain sounded like references to dirt/rumors from his past (e.g. tranny fucking, Marky, daddy issues), so the moment Harland suggested Sam literally build a nest out of twigs like a performing monkey it convinced Sam that indeed he'd been getting toyed with the whole time. But without any actual improvisational chops Sam did all he could do which is try to destroy the whole interview. It didn't work since Harland wasn't phased, but he tried his best.

>>212989531
Really the internet should be considered part of nature?

>>212988333 (OP)
I am seeing gorilla nest comments on harlands stand up videos
sam unironically revived this dudes career lmao

>>212989609
KONICHIWA DUDE

>>212989531
It's an arbitrary distinction but you're feigning ignorance if you don't understand what someone means when they say "I hate nature"

>hey man that was kind of weird and you guys looked out of your element
>WOW I GUESS WE'LL NEVER GET ON THE VIEW AND GOOD MORNING AMERICA AND THE LATE SHOW AND PBS KIDS AND FOX AND FRIENDS AND COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS ITS OVER, ITS FUCKIN OVER DUDE hehe gottem

>>212989642
the internet is a series of tubes

It's been kino baiting all the MDJeet fanboys over this.

>>212989682
>goalpost moving
Your daddy lost

>>212989579
HERE WE GO

>"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
Sam right now

>>212989682
shame really, I wanted them to go on Kill Tony or something just to see the crew (Harland included) roast them to death, Sam's autistic spergout would be funny

>>212989445
money, cars and videogames

>>212989704
sperg im agreeing with you that it was embarrassing for sam, im mocking this weird thing is that nick did where when confronted on how it was kind of weird and embarrassing, he did some facetious thing about how they are totally cancelled now and will never make it onto daytime television, the joke being they were never going to anyway

i mean its a kind of semi funny way of coping but also just dont live in quaking fear of your troupe's frontman lmao

>>212989754
He's so unfunny and can't improv
And he has SOCIAL ANXIETY HAHAHAHAHAHA

Zoomer MDE faggots are more thin-skinned than bitch ass libs.

>>212989697
they have actual paid/m*ndo people in these threads lol and they are REALLY easy to spot because they never have a single ounce of criticism for ringleader sammy

>>212989805
It's true

>>212988333 (OP)
I would start drinking the night before for the first time ever to have the excuse of being hungover with the rest of them when paranoia or warranted ambush suspicions were confronted by TIGHT AND RIPE early Boiston Paul standup post World Peace

>>212989359
>Nick regurgitates a celery cookie just like Harland's rape of Roganzee

What's going on there big guy? Why not lead with the hungover alibi?

So was Sammy a good podcast guest after all?

>>212989697
It truly has been a glorious few days. Even better knowing the MDE guys all read these threads. You can just feel how traumatized Eric and Charls are in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1ekH0W4hEA

They must be glued to 4chan all day digging through all these threads for a glimmer of hope that Sam didn't just trash their careers.

>>212989609
>CUTIES TANGERINES *TM

>>212989854
he was a good rape

>>212989805
No but you see actually it's uh public school teachers and rabbis and inuits who are more likely to rape (please don't anger my faggot tradcath zoomer base)

>>212989773
>cars
too bad he ruins them too fast

same as his friends

>>212989579
Ach Zo, Zis is Euroooope

mde was so much cooler when they were a mysterious impenetrable internet collective

remember how strange and interesting sam seemed back in those apartment videos with joel? like a carefree insane ball of energy, never knew what he'd do next. strange enigma of a dude.

now from being in front of a camera all the time plus tren warping his brain plus the personality switch caused by 2016, you can see he is actually incredibly anxious and ill-suited to be a real comedian

Wonder how good Marky felt, zoomers will never know

>>212989862
erick almost lost his legs to that gorilla's antics

>>212989862
not kidding eric and charls should take that down lol that is a solid 26 minutes of adult men coping over having social anxiety

>>212989089
this is your life, anon, and you are using it to copypaste ai shit into anonymous message boards

>>212989928
ive had hotter pussy than sam and my penis is also larger than his

>>212989862
you can tell they are in these threads cause both charls and eric (even though I don't mind them compared to the shit faggot that is sam) have commented on how "funny" some of their reactions were in the form of screenshots here, it was very "interesting" for them to see

The emperor has no clothes.

>>212989627
>suggested Sam literally build a nest

With a literal faggot of ape sticks. As in MADE YOUR BED NOW LIE IN IT. Harland knew Joe Rogan can't not talk about bears (tapeworm and claw gags). And he knew how to do it again with Artist Gay. Rape is too tame a word for what happened on that sweltering summer day in July 2025

>>212989973
...uhrm, that sounded better in my head... yikes

>>212989979
I legit feel bad for eric, i dont think he's built for this internet bullshit lmao you can see in that latest palace episode he is pretty lucid about the whole thing being kind of embarassing, in sort of a half cope mode but his heart is begging him to just be honest about it and call sam a stupid freak but he cant

and charls is right next to him going HAHA I HAD SOME GREAT LINES IT WAS SUCH A SILLY GOOFY TIME

what lines you schizo dildo sucking freak? saying biofreeze over and over?

>>212989862
they look like they are stoned
Charles just mumbling some straight up nonses

>>212989862
>Control + F "interesting"
20 times in 26 minutes

>>212990028
hello m*ndo tranny, is your HRT causing you to disassociate and assume other people's identity?

>>212989751
>iDubbz yourself in front of hundreds of thousands of catty a-logging comedy scensters

The good news is if Automile can get greenlit in the wake of Jews Rock, Nick and Charls can do it again on their own.

>>212990032
what's with the satanic sigil? i feel raped looking at this

>>212989862
I think they were alluding to enjoying screenshots of Nick having a panic attack

So it's finally over for samuel then, did we win sisters

>>212989773
and trannies

>>212990030
I believe eric was a normal guy in construction or landscaping before joining MDE he might even still do it on the side like how nick runs an antique store so you just know deep down eric is wanting to say something on the fiasco but he can't cause sammy is paying him, you can see in that vid how he reacts to harland cutting out their extreme peace promo he's like "seriously" a million times and I bet that grates on him and he's wanting to say something about sam over that

>>212989390
>haha guys i'd beat a dog if i had one i'd throw it in the fridge i'm that cool
>https://youtu.be/DQUMquLYkow?si=i1DRU4aNdHTLusUl&t=180

what a fucking loser

>>212990032
>we were hung over
sam doesn't drink tho

>>212988333 (OP)
It was revenge for iDubbbz. And a lot of other things. And that's that. It was among the primates. It was real gorilla shit.

Is there a gorilla in the room?

>>212990233
People would be on your side if you people weren't complete faggots over it

>>212990052
interesting: 20
crazy: 21
silly: 12
funny: 21

>Explain it to the folks at home who's your friends are?
>This is Nick my..[get's reducted] we know each other since college, this is our troop called [get's reducted] and our show is called [get's reducted]

>>212990223
its called a joke you autistic virgin beta dysgenic incel

>>212990223
it's a bit dude, everything is a bit

It was a great podcast but Harland is leaning a little too heavy into the bit by hearting comments like these. Sam needs to have a talk with him.

>>212990139
idk, go ask a "sister" at the next mde event

>>212990287
>faggots
Sister, your kosher messiah and all his wigger lackeys fuck trannies. Cope

>>212989862
It's overwhelmingly supportive and sympathetic to them, and how they hanged under circumstances (charls in particular, with them all hungover except Gay Nerd Ape). If anything auditing the layers of rape makes the situation hilariously schadenfreude filled beyond seeing it live. Knife School, Mr. Pregnant and Portugeuse Dog Owner old head appreciators are more Automile FOMO than memberberry fans. Indifference is worse than hate, and that's the worst part of eXtrenE Piss' lukewarm reception— it's A/B tested a mostly Hyde materiel and direction against the real McCoy. Sales underperormed by at least 2.5x if it was actually up to snuff and released inside a year of the reunion's momentum.

>>212990291
>clazy: 200

>>212990346
its his assistant :)

>>212990297
it isnt

>>212990359
kek make a nick one

boomer humour >>>>> nu-postmodern millenian pozzed politized shit

this is what you get, folks, when professional meets wanna be e-celebs who wants to go viral just serfing on their mainstream agenda

>>212990469
I made it before that

>>212989682
>GUY TALKS TOUGH ON THE INTERNET BUT IN REAL LIFE HE'S FOUR FOOT NINE
>DON'T MEET YOUR HEROES

Harland's not exactly performative masculine guy. What did this cutie homo realtor mean by this (and not fronting with the simplest out of WE WUZ HUNGOVER)?

Why is /tv/ obsessed with this interview lol

>>212990052
>>212990291
kek its true

>>212990287
we're past beyond caring trannytanker

IT WAS HUNGOVR GUYS
IT WAS TOO STUFFY
TOTALLY NOT OUR FAULT

>>212989531
>can someone explain this definition of nature to me?

Being a deeply closeted 13th generation English-Swedish-German straight man is against Artist Gorilla's nesting nature.

>>212990716
because the emperor has no clothes now

>>212989531
humans are not considered part of nature because it would mean we are affected of evolution, and that could have implications for certain races

>>212989445
Tight and Ripe fruit of the loom. Money. Pretending to be an artist and gentile. Crashing cars. Wearing dresses for Hasan Piker.

wow sam and nick are really rocking those gold rolexes

>>212990225
too bad for him
he also doesn't eat seed oils and hates nature
what an absolute zogbot retard

>>212990716
because sam has overstayed its welcome and the push-back was inevitable

that nick fellas real estate show was entertaining until he stuck his head up his ass

>>212990896
i can hate negros and jews and not start every conversation talking about it. this guy can't make it through one podcast without doing the same tired jew indian jungle monkey speech everyone knows and has heard a thousand times

>>212988841
>the author's thinly disguised fetish (just like Simmons' punking for PR on fish tank season 1, or every light bdsm finale since)

"Aim for beauty and kill it."

worthless baskintranny spam thread
don't respond to it

for Sam's next podcast appearance he should show up dressed as an orthodox Jew and sing hebrew chants while slamming a live chicken into the wall

>>212990875
Sam could've just straight up fix the situation if he'd roll back the table

BUT NOOOOO

He must make his full retard act because
>I'M IN CHARGE HERE
and try and put Harland on the ground
Which he failed

They are really just clazy people is what they are

>>212990716
Most of 4chan was a fan of MDE at one point, but over the years they lost interest as they started seeing the hypocritical, degenerate, sociopathic creep hidden behind the layers of irony. Since 2017-18ish there's been a growing war between the MDE cultists and the people who see through the schtick. Gorillagate is basically one of the biggest ass-showing moments for Sam, where the ruse of "le edgy enigmatic mysterious internet comedian" is all but totally obliterated.

>>212990956
Why are you clazy, Sam?

>>212988403
Andy Richter Swedish-German spiralling moment. Harland all but called him a faggot bitch to his face.

>>212988333 (OP)
I met them like 10 years ago right after they wrapped up WP. I had no clue who they were or what the show was about. We got along great. Now you guys are huge faggots. What happened? Also Charles how will you explain to those sweet boys the scene where you sucked a cock?Get a life!

>>212991004
>Gorillagate
LMAO

I'm glad Harland did this
Dude should be the next Macdonald for me
Never laughed this much since his podcasts

>>212991004
>the ruse of "le edgy enigmatic mysterious internet comedian"
nigga no one has ever described Sam as enigmatic or mysterious. he makes funny videos sometimes and talks shit about the Jews. thats literally the whole reason why people like him. no one takes him as seriously as the autists who pretend to be ex-fans when youve been haters forever. fuck you.

>>212990982
then he should say indian indian do not redeem too that would be freakin epic

>>212990932
it's literally this, just be fucking normal while holding the views you do and not sperging out about it in every social interaction like you're a fucking /pol/ thread

>>212990716
because we're fucking tired of mde's blatant paid advertising

>>212991139
>he makes funny videos sometimes
not for almost a decade

>>212991176
this too I'd honestly stop if the fishtank threads fucked off